"I went to the drug dealer to buy drugs but he just wanted to talk about lasagna recipes so...."
Obviously I'm the first person on a campaign to ever take a meeting to hear info about an opponent... went nowhere but had to listen.https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/884390823881719808 …
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Funniest thing I read all day! Thanks for the laugh, Curtis!
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Thanks. That's not even my 'A' material.
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He'll be at the Chuckle Hut all week, folks. 20 drink minimum.
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Don't forget to tip your server.
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But please, stand her back up again before you leave. All these servers lying about the place is a health hazard.
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Phew. I tried to buy heroin but they were all out. Nothing illegal about that just intent to do something illegal. Definitely tried though
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It is not that they were out. Just that it bad quality ("not meaningful"). If they had good stuff, perhaps...
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No. You're just the first person who met with RUSSIA to CONSPIRE AGAINST OUR ELECTION PROCESS!!! You committed treason.
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You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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That word "think". I do not think it means what you think it means. HINT. It requires thinking.
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Actually Jr, no one in American history involed in presidential campaigns has ever colluded to undermine an opponent w/a foreign adversary
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That's not true! The Democrats collude with foreigners all the time in elections.They are called illegal voters.But I guess they don't count
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Well now. You're using one lie to defend another.
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But is it a lie if the microwave told him it was true? Oh shit. The microwave only spies on us. Sorry for the mix up.
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Diaper Don
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Anytime I see "Diaper Don" in my thread, my heart smiles.
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If bringing back that nickname has to be the most relevant thing I do in my life, I will consider it a life well lived.
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Thank you for your service.
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You're welcome.
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On the bright side, confident America will survive
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