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[May. 12th, 2010|09:44 pm]
Scott
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Doctor: Did we ever figure out what was wrong with Mrs. Murphy?
Intern: No, I think we called in Dr. Q to come in and take a look at her.
Doctor: What did Dr. Q think?
Intern: Haven't seen him. I think he's off today. Let me check the chart... oh...there's a note from Dr. Q here. It says "GB?"
Doctor: That's all the note says? G, B, question mark?
Intern: Yeah.
Doctor: As in, like, the gall bladder?
Intern: Mrs. Murphy can't move her legs. What does that have to do with the gall bladder?
Doctor: I don't know! Dr. Q is supposed to be the expert here! Maybe you can go in and examine Mrs. Murphy's gall bladder, and ask if she's ever had any gall bladder problems before?
Intern: Look, I know Dr. Q's good, but you really want me to examine this woman's gall bladder because she can't move her legs?
Doctor: Well, do you have any better ideas?
Nurse: (passing by) Hey, I ran into Dr. Q in the hall yesterday, he wanted to know how that patient with Guillain–Barre disease was doing. |
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