ashryvaer:

i really wanna read but i just [clenches fist] don’t

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houseofhaleth:

joyful-serenity:

afro-politan:

the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation

the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and wells all over the country and is decreasing youth unemployment exponentially

the president of cote d’ivoire made school mandatory of children ages 6-16 and banned plastic bags while also building ultra modern trasportation infrastructure

the future is for real in africa 

I think this should have a hell of a lot more notes on it than it does. This is what good news looks like folk, and the continent of Africa surely deserves a shed load of it.

Today (April 7th) is Remembrance Day for the Rwandan genocide. While Rwanda still faces challenges, their recovery has been incredible. They now have the highest percentage of women in parliament around the world (one of only two countries to have over 50% women), their gross national income has risen each year, and life expectancy has risen from  48 in 1990 to 65 in 2013.

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historyandmemes:

World War One: I’m the biggest war the world’s ever seen!!!! I’m the war to end all wars!!!! I’ve practically got the entire world fighting!!!!

World War Two: Hold my beer.

d1rtypaws:

d1rtypaws:

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

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caucasianinvasion:

abbiegoth:

cynicaldeino:

pipermccloud:

onceuponaphan-lockedtardis:

capri-sunqueen:

thereisnoneedtocallmesir:

spacefaringviking:

ate-wapakels69:

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

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Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

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Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’

“Its raining cats and dogs!”

“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..” 

“I could eat a horse.”

“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”

Human: Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?

Alien:I see no such “elephant” you speak of

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naihve:

misfittramp:

-dont use tape around your eyes
-expensive makeup doesnt mean its better
-YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things
-you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice.
-you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner)
-use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it.
-YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it)
-THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP
-the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape.
-STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS
-NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE
-red eyeshadow can look good
-glitter is always a good idea
-there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup
-heavy makeup is pretty and you look good
-WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.

this is important 

(via swietek93)

cynntastic:

hijerking:

me talking about myself:

▶ 🔘──────── 00:02

me talking about that very cute dog I saw this morning:

▶ 🔘──────── 2:56:48

I’m so tired my dumb ass literally tried to click play

chirrutimwae:

chirrutimwae:

in this house we don’t depression nap we depression watch the same handful of tv shows on repeat until you can feel ur soul leave your body

reblog this w ur depression shows in the tags mine are psych, house md, and brooklyn nine nine

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