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About this project

The inception of my company started 5 years ago in my garage. It was just me, my tools and some beer. I lay on my broken futon staring up at the sky. At that moment, I realized I had a big hole in the ceiling of my garage that needed fixing. With nothing better to do, I decided to go into work.

At work is where I do my best non work-related thinking. I had some profound thoughts, but nothing was quite right.

"If I were a famous actor with lots of money, could I get the public to pay me to make a movie and then pay again to see it?" Nah, that’s nonsense.

"I wonder if I could design a ring and convince people that it has magical controlling powers. I’d collect money from lots of people but then just mail each of them a giant washer." Ridiculous. No one would buy that.

"I should create some amazing new kind of technology that no one really needs and that likely overcomplicates a simple process. I’ll make a video of it that looks amazing. I’ll collect lots of money, send weekly updates for 1 month, then scale back to quarterly updates. I’ll say things like “manufacturing issues” a lot. Then in two years’ time I’ll just disappear." That could work. 

But I realized, I don’t have some new kind of technology to peddle. I still use the cable remote to change channels and the tv remote to adjust the volume. 

Then it hit me. after I spilled some coffee on a lousy t-shirt I received from some random project I funded. I realized then and there, why not cut out the middle man? Just send people what they really want...a lousy t-shirt about backing a Kickstarter.

Added plus: if you turn it inside out, it doubles as another t-shirt.

Risks and challenges

My main obstacle is my children. They are terrible sleepers and they wake me up quite a bit. Most of the time I'm tired.

Also, my wife is a challenge. She thinks this isn't funny and a waste of my time.

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    The one award worse than a T-shirt

    This will help me buy a 40 oz. I'll be drinking these as I package your t-shirts and send them your way.

    My wife will then yell at me to stop drinking, so I will hide the rest in a camel pack tucked under my shirt.

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    1 Lousy T-shirt

    You will get 1 Lousy T-shirt in the size of your choosing (S, M, L, XL). It will fit you if you select the right size. We can’t select the size for you. We don’t know you. The first round production color will be grey. I find that grey is one of the best colors to hide stains from Cheetos crumbs or Go-Go Juice. Order several shirts and sew them together with other Kickstarter t-shirts to form a quilt. Everyone likes a quilt.

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    1 Big Lousy T-shirt

    You will get 1 Lousy T-shirt in the size of your choosing (XXL, XXXL, XXXXL). This will still hide the Cheetos crumbs and Go-Go Juice.Plus, it will make an even bigger quilt.

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    1 Limited Edition Lousy T-shirt

    This is your chance to own an exclusive, "I Backed the "I Backed a Kickstarter & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" Kickstarter, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt." This is a limited print. Mostly because that is a lot to write on one shirt. I’m tired.

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    Yo Zuck, I've got some ideas

    Yo. this one is just for Mark Zuckerberg. I write this to you my brother while still in personal Kickstarter debt...

    Please pray we overcome... This is my true heart...

    World, please tweet, FaceTime, Facebook, instagram, whatever you gotta do to get Mark to support me…

    My T-shirt idea will change the world.

    Hey Larry Page I’m down for your help too …

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