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[–]bleak-outlookEverything is lame and super gay 412 ポイント413 ポイント  (42子コメント)

I'm a full MGTOW monk, if you don't know what that is I don't care

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]labiolingual_trill 202 ポイント203 ポイント  (31子コメント)

I'm a full MGTOW monk

Sounds like someone is bitter over not getting any.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (28子コメント)

What is MGTOW

[–]nihil_novi_sub_soleTaxes are every bit as morally unjustifiable as slavery. 203 ポイント204 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Men Going Their Own Way, supposedly bowing out of all interaction with and preoccupation with women, but really just being less optimistic than TRP and not quite as insane and hateful as Incels.

[–]zyphelion 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (6子コメント)

What's weird is all the misogynistic circlejerking there is in that sub, instead of actually going their own way.

[–]crazylighterMaking Angry White Men even angrier since birth 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Men Going Their Own Way- it's supposed to be for men who have abandoned women because they realized the opposite gender is completely hopeless.

In reality, all this misogynist subreddit does is rage about women, completely misunderstand feminism and throw around a lot of red pill theory to top it off.

[–]labiolingual_trill 173 ポイント174 ポイント  (18子コメント)

Men Going Their Own Way (r/mgtow). Ostensibly about the issues men face in society, but in reality, another misogynistic sub. I'm surprised you haven't heard of them considering how long you've been around.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk i think i ventured into truecels like 3 years back and just noped the fuck out of everything like that

[–]DavidlikesPeace 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (11子コメント)

That makes like... at least a dozen misogynist subs I now know about gorramit. Why am I on this website again?

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Where else can you feel this smug?????

[–]RaneadosMy wit is quick because I'm smart. Take note. 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's wrong to feel smug and look down on altright and pedophiles then I don't wanna be right.

[–]Twizznit 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are always the worst kind of monks.

[–]oriaxxxHow often do people punch you in the face? 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

that'd make a good flair tbh

[–]VintageDish 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I figured it out: he really thinks far more of his intelligence than he should. He knows what young girls want. He knows women only think in emotions. He really has no idea, but thinks so much of himself that nobody can tell him that.

[–]Seeberger48Beating a dead horse-kin 1400 ポイント1401 ポイント  (86子コメント)

It always makes me happy seeing totes get his day in the sun, you go bot boi

Also:

...With a name like GeneralSaggyNuts, it sounds like you know all about degeneracy...

My nuts may hang low, but at least I don't want to fuck children!

Bless you Reddit

[–]moon_physicsidk my bff shill 380 ポイント381 ポイント  (50子コメント)

Anywhere but reddit, that would be a pretty low bar, but here, it's practically boast worthy lol

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 362 ポイント363 ポイント  (48子コメント)

I should include it in my resume

Graduated in 2013

Job experience at various internships

Not a pedophile

Not a hebephile

Would consider fucking a goat

[–]Liquid_Hate_Train 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (23子コメント)

Goat fucker? When can you start?

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 141 ポイント142 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Would consider

scuse

[–]Liquid_Hate_Train 108 ポイント109 ポイント  (19子コメント)

If it's on your resume, then it's relevant to the job. I need this goat fucked, and fast. Do we need to talk remuneration?

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (18子コメント)

I'm gonna need three gallons of anal lube and a hair dryer. Lets get this over with.

[–]Liquid_Hate_Train 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I've got a toaster and twenty litres of olive oil.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'll settle for a microwave and fifteen litres of soy sauce. In advance.

[–]Liquid_Hate_Train 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I can get you twelve litres now, and another twelve when you're on the job.

[–]FedaykinShallowGraveDrama...drama never changes... 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You never know when that shit's gonna be relevant. Pig fuckers might get a call from the PM any day.

[–]Liquid_Hate_Train 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pig fuckers? You have any idea how much they cost!? I can't cover the expense to get someone from Eaton!

[–]theAnalepticAlzabo 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (16子コメント)

The fuck is a Hebephile? Do I even want to know?

[–]kasutori_JackCaptain Sisko's Fanclub Founder 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope. Actually you don't even want to read any part of this drama.

[–]yasthflairless 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hebephilia in theory is 11-14 aka tween children. Aka Lolita in the book

Ephebophilia is 15-18 Aka your creepy uncle (and occasionally creepy countdowns to a celebrity's 18th birthday in various media, which aren't exactly subtle in lusting after 17 year olds).

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (29子コメント)

“Yeah I mean I’m a fucking pedophile and basically unworthy of the gift of life, but... um... USERNAME JOKE HAHAHAHAHA”

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (22子コメント)

what the fuck does having saggy balls have to do with degeneracy, i must be goddamn rudolph hitler if thats the case

[–]tardmancer...cuckmate 246 ポイント247 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Rudolph Hitler

Will you guide mein sleigh tonight?

[–]Robeadactyl 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Rüdolf der röht nase führer

My German is awful

[–]Dikpox 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Is German language really known for its excessive use of Umlauts? Because here in Germany they make fun of us Turks for the very same reason lol

[–]misko91wut 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My Turkish friend, I'm afraid you've been had. Umlaut is even a German word! Now get back out there and rub their umlauts in their faces.

[–]mudgetheotter 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (2子コメント)

DON'T DO IT! I was locked up for 30 days for rubbing my umlauts in public, much less in someone's face.

[–]spritzducorpse 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Reddit taught me that women who have lots of sex get droopy labia, so it stands to reason that men who have lots of sex get droopy sacks.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (5子コメント)

My genitals

are

like

SO DROOPY

the droopiest

[–]spritzducorpse 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Man you don't even know droopy. I use my sack as a Snuggie.
In winter.
Outdoors.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My labia hang low

They wobble to and fro

I could tie them in a knot

I could tie them in a bow

I could throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier

My labia

Hang

Low

[–]fraggle-stick-car 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Only if it's with many different partners. If you have lots of sex within a committed relationship, everything stays trim and tight.

/s, just in case

[–]spritzducorpse 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What causes the drooping is the way your balls swing during sex. Stretches them out over time. It's different in a relationship because I don't have to impress anyone, so I can get away with only pumping twice.

Biology, guys

[–]bowyer-betty 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Highlight of the thread IMO.

[–]labiolingual_trill 1136 ポイント1137 ポイント  (96子コメント)

The only way these large monopolistic corporations can get so big is because of socialism. That's why the elites, who own the globalist corporations, like socialism so much, because without it, they couldn't be monopolies.

?????

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 979 ポイント980 ポイント  (20子コメント)

socialism as a globalist corporation

thats like using buzzwords from every political wing

[–]labiolingual_trill 218 ポイント219 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Well, the buzzwords are generally right wing, but their usage is certainly...unique.

[–]QuelqueChoseRose₪₪ אני אוהב שקלים ₪₪ 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well, criticizing socialism is obviously right-wing, but then using "corporation" as an insult is more left-wing, and the anti-globalism movement spans a wide range of ideologies, from the far right to the far left and everything in between.

[–]H37manThe facistis of the facist. 354 ポイント355 ポイント  (50子コメント)

Its crazy that every sentence he wrote was completely idiotic. One would think that at least one sentence just by happen stance would be true. But I guess not.

[–]labiolingual_trill 171 ポイント172 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yeah, I think this is the most wtf inducing thing I've read on Reddit so far. I was struggling to come up with a coherent response that wasn't just ಠ_ಠ.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (8子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ is an extremely adequate and coherent response

[–]labiolingual_trill 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (7子コメント)

True, but I felt the need to express my thoughts in words since this was exceptionally ಠ_ಠ.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (4子コメント)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ is adequate i think

[–]labiolingual_trill 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (3子コメント)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻┻ is more appropriate, I think.

[–]MechaBobDylan 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Views aside, this guy is a terrible writer. If you're going to write crazy bullshit at least be good at it.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (23子コメント)

See: Ayn Rand.

[–]AFakeNameArmchair Augustus 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Nothing says good writer like an 80 page speech.

[–]the_depth_of_winter 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (14子コメント)

I never read Rand, didn't believe you at first, looked it up. Holy shit. There's really a 60 page soliloquy in the middle of a novel. And people think Moby Dick is ponderous.

[–]inconspicuous_male 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I heard it took about an hour in the book to read, but for someone to read it in real life it would take 3.
I read the Fountainhead for school (her first big ass book) and skipped about 50 pages by accident. The scene was the same, the topic of conversation was the same, and I don't think I missed anything critical to the story or philosophy.

[–]h8speechfucking limey prices 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck I hate Ayn Rand.

One time I decided to read The Virtue of Selfishness, by Ayn Rand.

So here's what she did. In the first chapter, she redefined the word virtue. In the second chapter, she redefined the word selfishness. So then she went on to argue that selfishness was virtuous, if by selfishness you mean something completely different to what that word means normally and if by virtuous you mean something completely different to what that word normally means.

She just wanted a hot-shit title for her book.

Clickbaiting bitch.

[–]Call_of_CuckthulhuOnly sjws use infantile language like piss baby as a pejorative 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!

[–]paradoxpancake 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like this is oddly appropriate, and it's immediately where my mind went.

[–]GoodUsername22 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everything so idiotic and poorly thought out, leaving aside the reprehensible point he's trying to make, and yet so utterly convinced he's figured it all out.

[–]VAGINA_EMPERORliterally weaponized the concept of an opinion 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's like the kidfucker's just throwing shit at the wall hoping something sticks.

[–]blood-monkeyPedophilia Pride sponsorship coming soon with PS5! 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which he does after choosing a wall made entirely of teflon

[–]logicalchemist 1293 ポイント1294 ポイント  (27子コメント)

Everyone was younger in the past, on average, than they are now.

This is how time works, yes.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 228 ポイント229 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Only because they all died of measles as children.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 159 ポイント160 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Careful youre gonna attract antivaxxers

[–]elephantinegraceis actually Ellen Pao 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (3子コメント)

At this point the return of a disease that could wipe out humanity doesn't sound like a bad idea.

[–]DeathlyAcorn 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably the kindest fate if OP had his way.

[–]Aetolthings should work the way I misunderstand the rest of the world 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wait until we invent faster-than-light travel.

[–]yzlautum 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He made a very eye opening observation.

[–]unidannyphantom 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's just stupid. According to my conspiracy handbook, it's the globalists who have the child sex rings. Does this guy even pizzagate?

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think hes a pizzagater, hes just ur run of the mill, good ol child fucking pedophile

[–]vestayekta 710 ポイント711 ポイント  (46子コメント)

I see a globalist system, which has shipped all our jobs over seas, and implemented silly laws restricting sex WELL beyond the ages of puberty. It looks more like a means of genocide to me. Those people in the middle east aren't exactly having a shrinking population like Europeans in the west are.

As an Iranian, this is kinda amusing. We have a lower fertility rate than the US and many other Western countries.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 562 ポイント563 ポイント  (27子コメント)

I like how he thinks fucking girls who only irregularly ovulate and don't even have fully widened hips is somehow the key to a high birth rate. Ah yes, that will produce tons of healthy children.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 269 ポイント270 ポイント  (26子コメント)

This is fucked up and im gonna delete this comment tomorrow but wouldnt the natural answer to his problem be to encourage kids to have babies with each other... Like why does HE have to be the one doing the fucking

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 537 ポイント538 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Not even. Teenage boys have poor sperm count and common problems with premature ejacultion. It's almost like neither gender is even physically "ready" or "prime" for having children until they've finished with puberty!!!!

If you really wanted to increase your population, you want to get all the 20-35yos going at it like rabbits. Maybe by, like, oh this may be crazy, subsidizing the upbringing of the children you want them creating????? No, that makes too much sense.

[–]evilrobotdrew1 271 ポイント272 ポイント  (10子コメント)

subsidizing the upbringing of the children you want them creating

Outlaw abortion and birth control, make condoms expensive, and replace sex-ed with abstinence only education, and BOOM you will be swimming in babies. Just give the Presidency to Pence and he will take care of it.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 215 ポイント216 ポイント  (6子コメント)

. . . nah, then you just get women killing themselves or their infants. Like what's been happening in Indiana quite a bit, actually.

[–]dumnezeroPunching a Sith Lord makes you just as bad as a Sith Lord! 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (5子コメント)

But that won't be the main trend, it will be the morbid shadow following it. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decree_770

[–]elephantinegraceis actually Ellen Pao 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A couple months ago I helped my friend meet his mother for the first time. The whole time she apologized because he ended up at a pretty bad orphanage and still has issues with physical contact. It's almost like making population changes the responsibility of uteruses (since let's not pretend there are people being considered in these laws) leads to repercussions that can be felt for generations.

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because he’s the one his dick is attached to and that’s ultimately what he’s advocating that everyone care about

[–]Potat_Potat 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because he want to get his dick wet and is a pedophile.

[–]wote89I vigorously copulated with an entire subreddit. 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Shush. You're all Mooslems that want to steal our women and turn the Statue of Liberty into a super-mosque. Of course outbreeding the rest of the world is part of your super-secret strategy handed down from the secret council run by Obama and the (((Globalists))). /s

[–]simplecat9 340 ポイント341 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Nature gave us everything we need to consent to sex, and that is the drive to have sex after puberty starts. Nature isn't wrong, you are.

Consent = sex drive???

I really hate how these people use "nature" and "biology" as their justification for thinking it's okay to have sex with kids. We've evolved mentally as a race, so time to join us in the world where we have morals.

Being human to some extent is using our incredible ability to REASON and REFLECT on our actions and behaviors. Being human is overcoming our wild and crazy urges through reason. We're not in the caveman ages anymore, so "it's biologically natural to want to have sex with little girls" doesn't have legs to stand on in a moral based society.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 179 ポイント180 ポイント  (11子コメント)

He's missing the point that laws governing age of consent aren't about drive to have sex like what the fuck kind of point is that. It's that kids literally CANT consent in a way that befits consensual sex. Especially when it involves an adult which skews the entire power dynamic in the relationship.

[–]Thor4269 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's funny because he doesn't support rape but supports sex with minors without proper consent, which is statutory rape.

[–]wote89I vigorously copulated with an entire subreddit. 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean, obviously statutory rape laws are there to oppress natural instincts and turn men into sheep. Or something. I don't know; I don't speak fluent shitbag.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't speak fluent shitbag.

I do and I can help you out here. He's saying age of consent and statutory rape laws constitute modern genocide against our own race because they lower our rate of birth by suppressing our natural desire to fuck kids. Or something.

[–]simplecat9 99 ポイント100 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah but statutory rape laws are clearly laws that were implemented in order to oppress him and other creeps' biological right to fuck kids

[–]BonyIver 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah but statutory rape laws are clearly laws that were implemented in order to oppress him and other creeps' biological right to fuck kids white people.

Remember, this isn't about protection children from predators, it's about oppressing poor downtrodden white men

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (20子コメント)

My friend's 2-year old has started masturbating sometimes, she's still a two year old who can't even feed herself. Jfc.

[–]antisocialmedic 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (7子コメント)

My 3 year old masturbates a lot and my mom is convinced someone molested her. :-/

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's way more common than is talked about in kids. As I've heard the markers of sexual abuse are more about reenacting sexual activities on other children or toys, trying to relate to others (especially adults) in inappropriately sexual ways or knowing age-inappropriate things about sex, and especially a lot of mood swings/nightmares/not eating/general trauma reactions. Masturbation can be part of that, but I don't think a professional would find it worrisome on its own.

Which is to say, sorry your mom is probably stressing you out.

[–]antisocialmedic 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yep. She's a perfectly happy little kid, none of those problems. Just figured out something felt good and rolled with it.

I did the same thing at her age and so did my sister- though my mom somehow missed out on that.

My sister taught preschool for a long time and saw it happen a lot during naptime.

My mom was abused a lot as a kid and just kind of sees it everywhere I think, though.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (3子コメント)

:/ I'm glad your child is happy, but sorry for you mom. That must be delicate to navigate.

[–]antisocialmedic 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is. My mom suffers from PTSD to this day and has had shitty luck in the past with therapists and doesn't believe in medication, so she just kind of struggles through it. I wish I could help her more, but she resists my attempts.

I just reassure her that I'm pretty much 100% sure nothing has happened to my kids and that it's normal.

[–]WatchWhileYouSleep 586 ポイント587 ポイント  (52子コメント)

I'm an activist for the rights of hebepiles.

No, god damn it, no.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 283 ポイント284 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I swear Reddit has this conversation every other day

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember, that’s only the ones you see

[–]shakingunder 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Wtf is a hebepile??

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 575 ポイント576 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Walk away my friend

[–]ekcunni 99 ポイント100 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Ugh, I just googled it. Apparently a subcategory of pedophilia for pubescent children generally 11-14 years old. (As opposed to run-of-the-mill pedophilia, which is pre-pubescent children.)

[–]yzlautum 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pedophile. More specific to age range I think. I don't know. Gross creeps regardless.

[–]evilrobotdrew1 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are discriminating pedos. They aren't the kind of Pedo who can just grab any kid from the street, they have standards.

[–]IJustKickedStan 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A pedophile in denial.

[–]xkforce 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (0子コメント)

they're heebiejeebiephiles that's all you need to know

[–]Tiredofnotbeingright 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But he is the Heb-bile! He speaks for the Pedes!

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 439 ポイント440 ポイント  (40子コメント)

If the feds are watching me, then that means they are leaving some other poor bastard alone.

Pedophilias own MLK

[–]H37manThe facistis of the facist. 211 ポイント212 ポイント  (37子コメント)

"I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia sons of former slavers and sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and be raped, I have a dream."

Its not nearly as uplifting as MLKs original speech.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (35子コメント)

Picture a cat playing with a mouse. To the cat, he is just playing with his food. To the mouse, the cat is the equivalent of evil it's self. This on the other hand, this is not evil; this is evolution adapting people to be attracted to youth as an adaptive strategy. It's the way we have evolved and is why there are so many supposed “pedophiles" everyone is freaking out about.

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (30子コメント)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (29子コメント)

also a secondary point, what the fuck is he going on about "there are so many pedophiles". No dude fuck off with that a normal well adjusted human being does not have the inclination to fuck kids

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 152 ポイント153 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Honestly I'm really hoping he's a troll. He's ticking all of the boxes for neckbeard supreme, including self-identifying as a MGTOW. Also, this lovely comment to a female redditor:

Ah, you're a women. I often find it harder to reason with women as you all run on emotion. Subconsciously, you are trying to defend your sexual marketplace value by trying to keep it illegal for younger girls to compete for male attention. That is why you don't want the age of consent lowered.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Idk when you spend that much time trolling and shilling for pedophiles are you any better than them. All you're doing is normalizing that kind of behavior and thinking. Some pedophile could read this and go "holy shit, its okay for me to try to fuck kids"

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh definitely, either way he's a disgusting human being. I just want to believe that its fake, because the alternative is that I just read the fucking manifesto of a future child rapist.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's a shitton of redditors who say those exact things sincerely.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

see incel, trp

[–]leolego2 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (7子コメント)

the age of consent is 14, why the fuck would you want that lowered. What the fuck.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

cuz he wants to fuck 8 year olds

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is he purposefully calling the kids he fucks prey, orrr.....

[–]Arkanim94 580 ポイント581 ポイント  (76子コメント)

the fact that the creep isn't downvoted to oblivion realy worries me.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 423 ポイント424 ポイント  (25子コメント)

You yourself are presuming to know what they want. lol

How the fuck does this have 38 upvotes, they're talking about 12 year olds ffs

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Look at how reddity it is, though. “WELL BY YOUR LOGIC” is like the main cool thing to say, and being a literal pedophile has basically never made anyone less popular around these parts

[–]_FinestJellyBeansRaw[S] 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (4子コメント)

If ISIS sent out spell checked paragraphs debunking the wests logical fallacies in a rational way half of reddit would be on the next row boat to Syria

[–]cuddles_the_destroyeAll hail the oberführerin! 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, they also have to be white.

[–]FoxMadrid 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, something something, Muslim isn't a race, something something....

[–]PlayMp1when did globalism and open borders become liberal principles 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Eight year olds, Dude.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 150 ポイント151 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Whoops im gonna go stick a hairdryer in my ass to distract myself

[–]beener 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's some serious gape

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (2子コメント)

if you angle it right it really does a number on the prostate

[–]DigThatFunk 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of my most heavily downvoted comments on Reddit was calling out pedophilia. There is a disturbingly large presence of people that think it's acceptable on this site.

[–]dirtygremlinyou're clearly just being a fastidious dickhead with words 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't want to do it, they want to defend other people's right to do it. They being individuals of MWGTOW Order of Monasticism.
Jesus:

Ah, you're a women. I often find it harder to reason with women as you all run on emotion. Subconsciously, you are trying to defend your sexual marketplace value by trying to keep it illegal for younger girls to compete for male attention. That is why you don't want the age of consent lowered.

Fucking:

Most, not all, MGTOW have been in relationships or married and divorce raped.

Christ.

[–]bonefresh 147 ポイント148 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Surprise! The creeps over at r/Jailbait never actually left.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 122 ポイント123 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wish theyd just stay on fucking voat

[–]WallamaruUr brand is poser as fuck. 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They would but it sucks over there. Because it's filled with people like them.

[–]chifou 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think even voat kicked them out of the crossburning

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 175 ポイント176 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Some of the people there are arguing that OP is technically contributing to the theme of the sub, since it gives people insight into the mind of a creepy pedophile or something. Hopefully the people upvoting him consider the guy an entertaining zoo exhibit, and aren't agreeing with him. I'm just gonna go with that, because the alternative is gag inducing.

The sub itself is also quite small, so I have a feeling the voting is being influenced heavily by all the meta subs the post was linked to.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm not saying you're wrong. But I also think you're severely underestimating the number of pedophiles on this website.

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I'm well aware, its just that r/sexology is a very inactive sub and it doesn't appear to be a hive for those sorts of people. At the very least, no-one there seems to be defending his view-point. I don't know who's upvoting him, but most of the votes are probably coming from metareddit subs. Maybe its r/drama, they love their LoLcows.

[–]leolego2 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think you are severely overestimating it. If a comment insulting him has 1000+ upvotes, there is no way he could be still in the upvotes only thanks to pedos

[–]catchabadone 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's scary when people like that get an audience though. They use manipulative behavior to try an normalize it and it sometimes works on the more impressionable people. It's similar to that rapist ama from a while ago where a therapist in the comments was asking for it to be shutdown because it was helping to normalize and teach manipulative behavior to other predators.

[–]gr8tfurmeran off to join a furry cult 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's true, unfortunately. There's a fine line between exposing horrible people and ideas to the light of day to reaffirm how terrible they are, and giving creeps like him a platform to sway impressionable people and give pointers to other creeps.

Fortunately, I don't think this particular creep is accomplishing anything but reaffirming his own sick worldview. He's being way too blatant with it to sway much of anyone, and he just comes off as exactly the sort of sicko people imagine when they think of creepy perverts and pedophiles.

[–]potatismannen1 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (11子コメント)

68 points 50% upvoted that's a huge amount of upvotes hidden behind the downvotes, a huge amount of pedophiles or pedophile sympathisers on reddit.

[–]ASigIAm213 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blaming religion for insufficiently promoting pedophilia.

Points for originality if nothing else.

[–]threehundredthousandNazi divas need love too. 227 ポイント228 ポイント  (12子コメント)

MGTOW alt-right pedophile activist. Lots of shitty people in the world and this guy is fighting to be one of the shittiest.

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sometimes I wonder if some of these guys took a look at society, realized “well that’s not gonna work for me” due to their inherent qualities, and instead just decide to actively become the shittiest guy they can

[–]OceloctopusParagon of Knee-Jerk Contrarianism 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Paragon of knee-jerk contrarianism.

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It’s difficult to look at for example a white supremacist bronie or this “I can’t rape kids because globalism” dude and not ascribe some degree of intention to it. To fuck up like that naturally seems almost impossible, but there’s a good number of them

[–]triceratops_freckle 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Full on Poe's law. When I saw the thread linked in jesuschristreddit i read the entire thing and still couldn't decide if he was the world's shittiest person or a top-notch troll and also a shitty person.

[–]ApologyPieAstronaut on the International Safe Space Station 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I always find it strange that paedo's tend to base so much of their argument in validating their disorder on evolutionary principles, when even a quick search into evolutionary ideas on attraction completely contradict them.

Like even the work by Buss, the guy who is all about waist-to-hip ratios and 'ability to provide' and so on has never found a cross cultural observation of finding very young boys or girls attractive. Hell, in his more famous paper on the subject, men found the age of about 24/25 most attractive in a partner, much closer to fertility peaking in women than any 13 year old would be.

That paper isn't even behind a paywall, and they teach it at a highschool level of psychology. It's not like it's some hidden knowledge to anyone interested in the subject who bothered to look.

When you base your argument in biological essentialist evopsych, but that evopsych quite visibly disproves your argument, it might just be time to change tack.

[–]Tightypantsfreezle 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I like to claim that "evolutionarily", the purpose of acne is to make not-yet-fully-fertile teens less attractive so they don't waste resources on pregnancies likely to miscarry or kill the girls, etc.

I made it up, but if you go with their argument style and claim "they have no evidence disproving it", it can work :P

[–]ApologyPieAstronaut on the International Safe Space Station 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ah perfect. Take that idea, write some shitty, non peer reviewed books on it and you'll be doing TED talks for twats to misinterpret until you retire.

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Man what isn’t white genocide these days

[–]DavidlikesPeace 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Next we're gonna hear about how vegans are all secretly Muslim terrorist globalist cucks

[–]okoroezenwa 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (3子コメント)

White on white crime I think. (Except interracial marriage of white women, as that is a crime upon their owners men).

[–]VanglussFred Hampton but with anxiety 240 ポイント241 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I always make fun of people who say "I've had enough reddit today hurr hurr," but Jesus christ on a flaming fucking bicycle, this is so irrational and ass backwards, my eyes stopped believing what I was reading at parts. I've truly had too much reddit today.

The part where he compared racist policing/drug law enforcement to stopping pedophilia made me audibly say "No fuckin way, man."

[–]labiolingual_trill 152 ポイント153 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Not only that, but he equates not being allowed to have sex with minors with genocide. That's a step beyond the usual pedophilia apologia.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gone beyond pedophilia apology to pedophilia advocacy. A bold move cotton lets see if it pays off

[–]jeffcarters 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (5子コメント)

But why is nobody talking about the fact that one of his arguments is about how PETS are put down when their pedo owners are carted off to prison, that had me rolling!!

[–]xjayrooxNote to self:stop wasting time with atheists, they're all trolls 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (16子コメント)

First sentence:

People lived short brutish lives in our ancient history, 30,000 years ago, often dying around age 30.

From his own source

Anthropologist Rachel Caspari said that by examining Neanderthal dental records, her team established that 130,000 years ago, 'no-one survived past 30', which was the age at which they would have become grandparents.

Jesus Christ, he literally fucked up in his opening sentence

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Historical life-expectancy was skewed by high infant-mortality, and what the fuck is he doing talking about Neanderthals... an entirely different species to prove his point

[–]simplecat9 145 ポイント146 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Guinea pigs have an average life span of 4-8 years, therefore I should be able to have sex with children.

-That guy, probably

[–]xxruruxx 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I've seen some people on /r/seduction claim that women are inherently cheaters because farm animals are not monogamous with one partner for their entire lives. So you're probably not too far off.

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

women are inherently cheaters because farm animals are not monogamous with one partner for their entire lives.

Gonna need you to explain the logic here.

[–]xxruruxx 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because farm animals = human women, in the minds of misogynists.

[–]xjayrooxNote to self:stop wasting time with atheists, they're all trolls 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

His point being he wants to fuck kids, let's not forget that

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i dont think im ever going to forget this guy

[–]Aetolthings should work the way I misunderstand the rest of the world 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Exactly.

Studies on contemporary hunter-gatherer populations suggest that during the Paleolithic, while the average life expectancy was 33, it climbed to 54 for the 60% who reached the age of 15.

[–]Aetolthings should work the way I misunderstand the rest of the world 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

From the same source

In the Neanderthal culture there were just four adults past the age of 30 for every 10 young adults.

There were almost half as many adults over 30 than there were young adults, which you may notice is not the same as "no one".

Who knew the Daily Mail was not a reputable scientific source?

[–]fangirlingduckslutshaming newborns is WRONG 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ah, you're a women. I often find it harder to reason with women as you all run on emotion. Subconsciously, you are trying to defend your sexual marketplace value by trying to keep it illegal for younger girls to compete for male attention. That is why you don't want the age of consent lowered.

What

[–]acethunder21Crash Team Racing Shill 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love how this dude is projecting his own insecurities so much that he actually thinks that the average fully grown adult woman is jealous of a twelve year old.

[–]ramenshinobi 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I...cannot derive smug pleasure from this drama.

[–]elephantinegraceis actually Ellen Pao 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're so far past "I'm better than this guy haha" that we've landed straight into "oh my god I'm gonna puke."

[–]mglyptostroboides 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The whole "everyone always died at 30" line. Ugh. Nope. A lot of people died in infancy and that pulled the average life span way down. But even in the Paleolithic, if you made it to puberty, you were only a little less likely to make it to age 60 or 70 than you are today. If your tribe was big enough, it's likely they're was a centenarian or two still dispensing old wisdom that the young'ns ignored entirely.

But that's only the tip of the shit iceberg that is this post. I just had to get that off of my chest.

[–]Devuluh 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The title on its own

Wat

[–]oriaxxxHow often do people punch you in the face? 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah the mods should give it the ಠ_ಠ flair

[–]FeycatWe're at maximum Poe's Law around here 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You go for twelve years thinking you've got a pretty basic faucet and garbage disposal thing going on only to find out you've had the plumbing setup for a jacuzzi hiding in there all along. Trust me, it doesn't really come up until it starts demanding your attention once every month.

I think this is my favorite thing I've read on Reddit in a long time, maybe ever

[–]buartha◕_◕ 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If white genocide will somehow rid us of child molesters then sign me up!

[–]Twizznit 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I felt like I was reading the manifesto of a serial killer.

[–]tokyocryptStill an arrogant cunt I see 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why are so many people upvoting him wtf. I assume non-pedophiles downvoted him, so for him to have so many upvotes, exactly how many pedos are on this site?

[–]ExiKid 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Besides the absolutely horrible attempt at justification for pedophilia, it really annoys me when people try to use computer analogies for human beings.

[–]labiolingual_trill 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because logical™ humans don't let emotions get in the way of their decision making process. /s

[–]gunk_loyalist 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck, I can't get through this. I've seen plenty of shit that's grounds for lobotomy on this site, but this truly takes the cake.

[–]bonefresh 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's a lot of words to dance around calling yourself a pedo.

[–]labiolingual_trill 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They always try this bullshit. Fortunately, it doesn't work on most people.

[–]dolphins3 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm a full MGTOW monk

I know this is petty. I'm not even a Christian any more, but considering this shit is nothing like actual monastic practices it's almost offensive that they are trying to use this term.

[–]elephantinegraceis actually Ellen Pao 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think there is a single inoffensive sentence in his entire post.

[–]AvengerMKII 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm assuming this guy regularly posts in the incel subreddit.

[–]incredulousbearShitlord to you, SJW to others 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]tommy2014015i'd tongue fuck pycelle's asshole if it saved my family 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah our mods are raging hard nazis but just post that linked comment, this is great great drama

[–]YesThisIsDrake"Monogamy is a tool of the Jew" 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Have you guys seen spiderman yet?