Poor thing.
Jesus Christ…
Imagine if we meet aliens someday and they reveal to us that they interfered in our evolutionary development to turn our entire species into a visual reference to one of their incomprehensible memes
And it’s hundreds of thousands of years old at this point and it aged badly so whenever they look at us they get the same feeling of vicarious embarrassment one of us would get if we saw someone wearing a T-shirt with Bart Simpson saying ‘Don’t Have a Cow, Man’