You listened to your mom’s advice,

You slaved and worked to increase your price.

Alas, a maiden settles-in-nice,

And you think you are not incel.

Although your maiden is 34,

(And technically is a dirty whore).

You can’t take isolation anymore,

You think you found a unicorn.

But truth be told in times of old,

Your unicorn was very bold.

In fact, she was, relentlessly poled,

By Chad, the quarterback.

Chad ravaged her relentlessly.

His boner was long, strong, and free.

She took in in the rectum you see.

For Chad, the one she really loves.

And when you seek to do the deed,

With her, to satisfy your needs.

You’ll find, she is, repulsed-by-your-seeds,

And will never be in the mood.

In the future you must confide,

(If indeed you do not commit suicide).

That Stacie’s holes are stretched so wide,

That she really must be avoided.