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collapsedsquid
the-grey-tribe

One of the weirdest policy proposals is where you put an expiration date on cash, to encourage spending.

argumate

ooh I’ve played with that one, it also fits well with some basic income proposals

obiternihili

inflation

collapsedsquid

All the kool kids nowadays are talking about negative interest rates.

mitigatedchaos

They’re not yet talking about forming quasi-autonomous state agencies that compete for assignment of implementing government programs, with contracts that can be renewed, but

Shhhh, they aren’t supposed to know about it yet.  I only know because I’m from the future.

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#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers.  failing contestants are fired from their jobs

#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals

#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace

#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

#dogfree - actual dog photos, just dog photos

Future Tags (Montana Timeline):

No tags for this timeline, possibly unstable.  Radsuit suggested.

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garmbreak1

mitigatedchaos asked:

What happened to Garmbreak::Zero? Did you overwrite his place in this timeline?

garmbreak1 answered:

THE PAST MUST BE DESTROYED

mitigatedchaos

You bastard!  The original Garmbreak owed me money!

Gargh.  This is almost as bad as that time the Democratic Republic of Belgium collapsed and my entire artisanal clickbait smuggling network became worthless overnight.  

Well that’s friggin’ 800 SAF pesos down the drain.

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“DEAF TO THE JEWS” the man shouted, holding the boombox aloft in the air, wearing an old Wehrmacht uniform.

Legions of uniformed dancers followed him through the street in formation.

Satisfied, he passed the boombox to an attendant, grasped a microphone, and began to rap.

It wasn’t the best timeline, it was true, but it certainly it wasn’t the worst, either.

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industrialangel
argumate

people in Melbourne regularly ask me where I am from, which causes a slight degree of difficulty if I answer “Melbourne”.

the real question is “tell me your life story and the saga of your ancestors”, but you know I’m just trying to buy socks in this exchange.

mitigatedchaos

Having forgotten his Discourse Keyboard, the owl struggled to explain that the native range of Tyto Alba includes all of Australia and Tasmania, but the nuance of his argument was interpreted as little more than a confusing series of hoots by his interlocutors.  After refusing an offer of a small rodent, he retreated to his apartment in frustration, tiny owl socks unpurchased.

People make this assumption at times in the United States as well, depending on accent, frequency of tourists and international students matching the general appearance in the area, local demographics, etc.

I suspect the deeper version will die off as visible race is turned into fashion near the end of the century.

industrialangel

Who do you think you are to make a reference like this, some kind of guardian?

mitigatedchaos

If one is creative enough, one can reference scenes they’ve never heard of from movies they’ve never seen, books they’ve never read, mangas they’ve never written.

Or maybe I really am from the alternate timeline and I’ve just been ripping off video games and movies that will never exist, Super Love Love Demon Battle included.

The proof, using advanced Time Cycle Theory, is left as an exercise for the reader.

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theage.com.au

Grand theft avocado: nearly $400,000 heist 'taken seriously'

"They are in demand. Everybody loves avocados," said Sargent John Franchi of the Ventura County Sheriff's Office.
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argumate

fuckin’ millennials at it again

collapsedsquid

👋Redistribute👋avocados👋to👋millennials👋

argumate

the👋claps👋only👋go👋between👋the👋words👋mum

mitigatedchaos

“The ‘Emoji Death Front’, first known as the ‘Death to Emoji Working Group’ and then ‘Emoji Extinction Dot Net’, is a distributed terrorist group which first emerged in Sydney, Australia, in 2033, coming to prominence in an attack on the Pyongyang Olympics in 2036.  The stated aim of the group is the removal of emoji from Unicode, a goal for which it is willing to-”
- excerpt, Google Automatic Summary for “emoji death”, May 2, 2038

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argumate
argumate

All the NTSB recommendations are technically trade offs that have costs; consider American Airlines Flight 191 which crashed on take off killing everyone on board and two people on the ground after an engine separated from the wing due to improper maintenance procedures had cracked the pylon.

While 273 people may have died, the improper shortcuts taken during engine maintenance saved 200 man hours per aircraft! Why, the meddling FAA banning this procedure may have done more harm than the original crash!

mitigatedchaos

Nah it’s alright fam,

If we assume that the GDP per capita is $55,000, and that the typical passenger has 35 working years remaining, we can just have the state bill the company and its shareholders $525,525,000 and put them into debt bondage and sell off their assets if they are unwilling or unable to pay.

Now you may object to the state rolling around and charging huge sums of money as payment for accidental deaths, but I have it on good authority that everyone signed over their trusteeship to the state rather than get kicked into the ocean, entirely of their own free will.  Quite remarkable, really.  So I assure that this plan is entirely Capitalist.

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slartibartfastibast
slartibartfastibast

COED MMA WHEN?

mitigatedchaos

North American Mixed Martial Arts Neo-Georgian Light Cyborg Division Semi-Qualifier here. Mostly no co-ed fights until the availability of enhancement evens out the PWR post-war, but the VR stuff before that is plat. Ofc the physical fights are dominated by combat software, but they look spectacular.

slartibartfastibast

Galactic blob of brain tissue vs. Cube of computronium.

mitigatedchaos

Don’t be like that man, you know the hardware is neuromorphic, and even if the kinetic subcomponents are more carefully engineered, the abstract reasoning has to be grown, and the whole thing has to adapt to the user’s body and integrated with the subconscious. A finely-honed Combat Reaction System is a work of art and I will not have you in this blog if you disagree.

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