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By Colton Dempsey
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About this project

https://www.youtube.com/coltondempsey

Have you ever sent a nude? Have you ever received one? Or are you perhaps interested in delving into to the world of phallic photography for the first time? If you answered yes to any of these questions than I've created a product just for you. My name is Colton Dempsey and I am proud to introduce D*** Clothes, a new fashion line specifically designed and tailored to fit the male genitalia. 

The SunD*** Kid
The SunD*** Kid

This product is real, it's effective, and it will revolutionize the nude. Along with the technological revolution of the internet came another innovation; online nudes. Before this if you wanted to send a nude you had to get it developed at a Walgreen's and put it in the mail, but as humanity progresses so does our approach to reproduction. While developing D*** Clothes one thing became clear when it comes to male nudes; the best way to get a positive response is through humor. Size, shape, lean, all of these are inconsequential if you can get a laugh. The leading approach currently is through a caption, but you typically don't have a lot of blood flow in your brain while sending those and the humor can easily escape you. Implement visual comedy, and you've got a home run. And this product isn't just for men to buy for their own nudes, it's also the perfect gag gift for your partner. If you still have your doubts, let me pose this question. You're texting a guy and ask for a nude. Which is the most likely to catch your attention? A. A picture of his d***, or B. A picture of his d*** dressed up as a cowboy? Humor is effective, this is common dating logic, and it translates to the nude.

The Super D***
The Super D***

This does not exist in any capacity, you can't buy it anywhere, I've filed for the patents, and I truly believe a successful crowdfunding campaign can help make this product huge. The truth of the matter is that every sex store and every novelty shop in the country will stock this, all I need is enough money to develop quality models and enough coverage that they'll meet with me. So if you support me by donating or sharing thank you.

Nearly Headless D***
Nearly Headless D***

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I was shut down on GoFundMe and Indiegogo, but with help of Kickstarter I believe this product can create hundreds of lives.

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