getting dressed up for a special event
Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable
(Source: valucard)
me, watching my life pass by: this movie sucks
that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
its dj erectile disfunction on the beat
making sure yall go hard even though i cant
when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out
(Source: gilmoresgirls)