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Efficiently cutting a watermelon (gfycat.com)

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[–]BDB_JCD 5915 ポイント5916 ポイント  (302子コメント)

Please note the protective metal glove covering the left hand.

[–]annebd 1271 ポイント1272 ポイント  (61子コメント)

I watched this on a loop three times, getting more and more anxious about her poor unprotected left hand, before I noticed the glove!

[–]Quickkrueger 640 ポイント641 ポイント  (37子コメント)

I was so focused on the watermelon, the knife and the persons hands that I didn't even realize the person cutting was a she!

Edit: Until I saw this comment.

[–]niuguy 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Boy, redditors get really anxious watching gifs.

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    [–]ZeusHatesTrees 502 ポイント503 ポイント  (159子コメント)

    Ex kitchen worker here, that's called a cut glove. It's not made of metal, but instead fabric similar to what's used in stab vests for the police.

    Metal chain gloves are called butcher gloves, and they're used by butchers.

    [–]PorterJustice 249 ポイント250 ポイント  (101子コメント)

    Some kitchens use metal ringed cut gloves.

    Source: Chipotle

    [–]skepticaltom 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (16子コメント)

    Can confirm Source: also chipotle

    [–]Nick_645 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Can confirm

    Source: I trust that the two people above wouldn't lie about this.

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      [–]sintos-compa 120 ポイント121 ポイント  (75子コメント)

      some kitchens don't wash their hands

      source: ate chipotle

      [–]Diplok [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Can confirm kitchens don't have hands. Source: I have a kitchen in my apartment.

      [–]PorterJustice 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (71子コメント)

      Chipotle revamped their safety procedures following the e-coli outbreak. Employees wash their hands when entering BOH, when going on the line, when changing tasks, when touching food in any capacity, and at the top of every hour. That list is incomplete and I stopped working there 6 months ago, it's probably more extreme at this point. Chipotle takes its food safety very seriously. In fact I would say it is the safest restaurant to eat at in my experience.

      [–]sushb1612 177 ポイント178 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Nice try, Chipotle

      [–]cutelyaware 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (29子コメント)

      Why not just always wear fresh gloves and simply never touch the food with bare hands?

      [–]Trooper527 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      My preference is that employees change hands frequently. Gloves simply aren't enough. /s

      [–]Derylmonkey [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

      Gloves give a false sense of cleanliness, plus you need to wash your hands anyway before putting new gloves on.

      [–]merc08 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

      That could allow the gloves to get contaminated while being put on.

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        [–]kingofthemonsters 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Ecoli means doo doo right?

        [–]HateIsStronger 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Well it almost ruined them, I would hope they take it seriously

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              [–]Esleeezy 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

              Yeah the metal ones can be used by kitchen workers too if they're slicing cheese and/or meat. A deli slicer can go through a cut glove like butter.

              [–]Farlandan [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

              There seem to be few things a deli slicer can't cut through like butter. Finger bones, for instance, offer far less resistance than one would think.

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                [–]BigEricShaun 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                Yep it's called Kevlar. Door staff/ security also have leather covered gloves with Kevlar inside

                [–]ZeusHatesTrees 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (30子コメント)

                being able to grab a knife on the blade must be effective. No one expects that.

                [–]I_like_cookies_too 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                It's for protection from needle sticks when searching someone...

                [–]MandyBrigwell 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (17子コメント)

                It doesn't protect from sharp, pointy things, just slashy, blady things. Like chain mail.

                [–]I_like_cookies_too [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                I assure you, they're not wearing them so they can grab the blade on the off chance someone pulls a knife. This isn't a Jackie Chan movie. They're wearing stick resistant gloves so when they have to search someone multiple times per night, they have some protection from someone that might have drug parafanalia on their person

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                        [–]loki2002 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                        I forgot to use mine when I was cutting up watermelon for my college cafeteria. My hands were so cold that I didn't feel the fact that I sliced my thumb open until someone said something. No one got any watermelon that day.

                        [–]P0sitive_Outlook 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                        I once took a watermelon to a BBQ and a few folk said "That's a stupid thing to take to a BBQ" so i told them that i only had it to justify carrying a 12" knife. Once we'd finished all the meat i cut the watermelon, and everybody wanted a piece.

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                            [–]PM_ME_UR_ASSES_GIRLS 3670 ポイント3671 ポイント  (434子コメント)

                            People have perfected the cutting of certain fruits.

                            [–]Marmite_Badger 932 ポイント933 ポイント  (363子コメント)

                            I need more.

                            [–]PM_ME_UR_ASSES_GIRLS 1778 ポイント1779 ポイント  (321子コメント)

                            http://imgur.com/FnkfOAK

                            [–]Marmite_Badger 683 ポイント684 ポイント  (283子コメント)

                            ...Hit me.

                            [–]HensRightsActivist 1545 ポイント1546 ポイント  (194子コメント)

                            http://i.imgur.com/jxY7Ywz.gifv

                            /r/fastworkers

                            [–]linkingday 838 ポイント839 ポイント  (129子コメント)

                            With no chain mail glove, holy shit

                            [–]General_GTFO 877 ポイント878 ポイント  (62子コメント)

                            Yeah, he's really stupid. One slight mistake and all those onions are ruined.

                            [–]cubemacplayer 486 ポイント487 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                            or just sell it like red onions

                            [–]Trodamus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                            He's not even doing it especially quickly. If he was doing it on a counter he'd be done by the halfway point and not risking his hand or the pile.

                            [–]Deutschbury 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                            Was just thinking that. I'm not particularly fast at dicing onions and I could cut only slightly slower than him with much less of the risk by just using a fucking cutting board.

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                                [–]hollaverga 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                Never mind the glove, where are his onion goggles!?

                                [–]Gus_Malzahn 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                Honestly this is so dumb. He's gonna fuck up one day and it's gonna be a mess

                                [–]droric 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                Yea that or he just won't fuck up. Not everyone fucks up.

                                [–]thatvoicewasreal 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                Everybody fucks up, Sal. Everybody.

                                [–]JajieQin 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                Why even take that chance tho

                                [–]Spritedz 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                I've worked in butcher shops for years. Even the most skilled butcher who has the sharpest knife will make a slight mistake at some point. All it takes is a tiny distraction and you just sliced two of your fingers clean off.

                                [–]okieteacher 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                I want "Not everyone fucks up," as my next tattoo. Only make it say ducks up.

                                [–]Fortunate34 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Damnit dad you weren't supposed to bring it up!!!!

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                                      [–]drunkamexgirl 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                      I said FRUIT!

                                      [–]redthat2 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                      knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

                                      [–]PICKAXE_Official 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                      Charisma is selling a tomato based fruit salad. I like to call it salsa ;)

                                      [–]wtfduud 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Dexterity is cutting an onion into 1000 pieces in 15 seconds without cutting your fingers.

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                                          [–]DrunkKellyDodd 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          How about an iron chef peeling an apple?

                                          [–]AcclaimNation 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          That wasn't a coconut?

                                          Edit: It was an onion.

                                          [–]not_a_library 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I think I lost a finger just from watching that.

                                          [–]CPTherptyderp 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Fucking sharp knives

                                          [–]yourshadow22 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Why didn't my school teach me that onion was a fruit?

                                          [–]phap789 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          /r/OSHA

                                          [–]Rhinoskull 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          And he's not even crying.

                                          [–]Simple_Danny 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Good luck taking HIS job, robots!

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                                            [–]Tnargkiller 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                            punches screen

                                            [–]Marmite_Badger 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                            ...Spank me?

                                            [–]NintendoTim 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wbmUMabiJM

                                            [–]mdkss12 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                            http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277465896_eating-watermellon.gif

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                                              [–]Tobeck 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              yup... this is how Publix teaches you to chop watermelons

                                              [–]GrandpaTycoon 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              SHOUTOUT TO PUBLIX!

                                              [–]TacoInYourTailpipe 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Publix!

                                              [–]real_human_person 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I heart Publix

                                              [–]13RockyRaccoon13 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Oh shit yeah reppin' Publix

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                                                [–]zubie_wanders 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                http://imgur.com/UtFEeAk.gifv

                                                edit imgur ate my link here is a potato video

                                                [–]Swimming_up 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                http://instagram.com/gakugakugakugakugaku1

                                                [–]MINIMAN10001 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                On that note once presentation his a certain level of detail that it becomes art. I start feeling bad eating it because I think of how much time was spent for something I just shoveled in my mouth.

                                                [–]Routes 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                You should try looking at yourself as part of the art. It was made to be consumed by you. It won't be complete until you eat it.

                                                [–]Marmite_Badger 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                ...Jackpot.

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                                                  [–]ZombieAlpacaLips 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  /r/fastworkers

                                                  [–]plipyplop 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  There's now enough material here to create /r/SlicingFruit.

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                                                    [–]PistolsAtDawnSir 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    That smile at the end. That's the smile of a man who does dope shit and knows it.

                                                    [–]tim_schaaf 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                    I bet he doesn't have fingerprints

                                                    [–]z_42 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    As Tom Scott painfully found out, you cannot remove your fingerprints with pineapple.

                                                    [–]Zoxics 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Well duh, anyone with a brain has shaved them off years ago, gotta stay under the radar...

                                                    [–]WhereIsYourMind 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Removing fingerprints is another case where cast iron is king! Get it nice and smoky, dip your fingers in canola oil and press them onto the pan. Be sure you do them all at once though, because you're never going to want to do it again.

                                                    Also be sure to do it on a day where you won't need your hands for two to three weeks.

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                                                      [–]banana_in_your_donut 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Wow not only is it efficient, but it's super clean he doesn't even touch the meat of the pineapple O.o

                                                      [–]Zazierx 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Good, but not efficient.

                                                      [–]Barneyk 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I tried that once.

                                                      It did not go well.

                                                      [–]THE_BARCODE_GUY 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      And he's not even wearing the power glove

                                                      [–]Ineza_Fiesta 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      People have perfected the cutting of anything.(http://imgur.com/jxY7Ywz.gifv)

                                                      [–]sub_surfer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Must cut yourself a million times learning to do that.

                                                      [–]curiositykilledcath 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      wow i didn't know these were the qualities i was looking for in a soulmate

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                                                        [–]Angsty_Potatos 692 ポイント693 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                                        Fucking legit. Sporting chain mail gloves, a real pro.

                                                        [–]DonLow 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                        I didn't even notice the glove. .

                                                        [–]reverendrambo 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                        Me neither. I was wondering how he didn't cut himself

                                                        [–]6chan 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                        I think it's a lady.

                                                        [–]reverendrambo 653 ポイント654 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                        Ah so that's how he doesn't get cut. He has a lady do it for him

                                                        [–]TheCatcherOfThePie 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        "While you ate watermelon, I studied the blade. And now the watermelons are at the door you come to me for help?"

                                                        [–]outamyhead 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        Used to have to wear one of those when I worked at a bacon factory cutting the fat and gristle off of pork chops (wasn't my career of choice).

                                                        [–]StrangeBrew710 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        Kevlar gloves, but yeah this isn't her first time around the watermelon patch.

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                                                          [–]ProfBellPepepr 321 ポイント322 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                          I briefly wondered why he wasn't wearing a glove on his other hand, then I realized I was an idiot. Cutting your knife hand would be like biting your teeth

                                                          [–]Munchiedog 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                          That lady has some serious knife skills.

                                                          [–]beestly 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          Boneless watermelon 😍😍😋

                                                          [–]WelcomeToMoes 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                          She use to work at Publix. Fastest in the store! Loved having her on my shifts.

                                                          source: we use to work together.

                                                          [–]alaf44 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                          Do tell?

                                                          [–]FlyingVhee 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                          She use to work at Publix. Fastest in the store! /u/WelcomeToMoes loved having her on their shifts.

                                                          [–]massofmolecules 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          Publix is a grocery store chain, they sell fruit salads, which include among others, chopped Watermelon.

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                                                            [–]showmeastory 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            I noticed she's wearing anti finger removal gloves

                                                            [–]contrafibularian 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                            when the whole crew rollin up to the BBQ in 5 minutes

                                                            [–]iliketobuildstuff74 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                            I would have zero fingers left by the end of the fifth cut

                                                            [–]MrsBe33 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                            The key is that cut resistant glove and a nice sharp knife :)

                                                            [–]Baron164 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                            Am I the only person who just cuts watermelons in half and eats them with a spoon?

                                                            [–]maxforlive7 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I've got your back, now give me that spoon muthafucka!

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                                                              [–]Slaight144 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                              Well of course SHE would know how to cut up a watermelon....

                                                              grandmothers always know how to do cool little things like that.

                                                              [–]ZombieAlpacaLips 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              /r/FastWorkers

                                                              [–]ProfRaptor 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                              I so need that glove.

                                                              [–]Sylvester_Scott 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                              The problem with the glove is that it gets you accustomed to cutting into your hand, which you might then do at such time when you're not wearing the glove.

                                                              [–]ProfRaptor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Agreed, if you used it most times that you cut things. I want it exclusively to cut watermelon, which doesn't take a lot of effort and strength to cut. If I only use it for one purpose it is less likely to become a habit when cutting in other situations.

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                                                                [–]daklassy1 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                Watching these fruit cutting videos sure are mesmerizing, but as someone who teaches ergonomics/musculoskeletal injury prevention workshops, I can't help but worry.

                                                                [–]backtolurk 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                She lost somewhat good quantities of red here, but still imrpessive.

                                                                [–]WeyardWanderer 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                She could always munch on the bits left on the rind, chef's priveledge!

                                                                [–]TheLuckyLion 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                Looks like she got 95% or more into the bowl

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                                                                  [–]FullMeltxTractions 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  This makes me really want some watermelon.

                                                                  [–]kamikazi34 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  Love to see the kevlar/safety glove

                                                                  [–]houseofmilhouse 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Good thing they got boneless

                                                                  [–]TrustMe_IKnowAGuy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  What kind of atmosphere are they cultivating in that household that would necessitate such haste in watermelon cutting? I'm exhausted just watching it.

                                                                  [–]FerociousBeard12345 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                  WATERMELOOWN

                                                                  [–]broken-bells 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  I'd still be tryin' to take the watermelon out of the car

                                                                  [–]Gravy_mage 109 ポイント110 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                  I just want to commend most of you for the relatively small amount of racist shit I see in the comments. I came here prepared for the worst. Well done, internet strangers. Be excellent to each other.

                                                                  [–]AMeanCow 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                  Yeah but now YOU had to go and bring it up, now we have no choice but to start spouting our horrible rhetoric.

                                                                  So how about those goddamn Swedes? Am I right people??

                                                                  [–]IAmMcRubbin 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  "Not racist" trophies for everyone!

                                                                  [–]AdventuresInPorno [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                  WATERMELONS LOVE THE BLACKS!!! wait.. DAMNIT!

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                                                                    [–]squirell4800 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    This is amazing

                                                                    [–]lernington 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Anybody who wishes to try this at home, plz take note of the chain mail glove

                                                                    [–]BoiledForYourSins 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                    If i tried that, there would be some fingers mixed in with the watermelon

                                                                    [–]RedAngellion 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    If i tried that, there would be some watermelon mixed in with the fingers

                                                                    FTFY

                                                                    [–]BindingsAuthor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    That's why you don't try it without a kevlar glove!

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                                                                      [–]springer70 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Jesus... what he did in about 10 seconds would take me a half hour, and I'd end up with 50% of it all over the floor.

                                                                      [–]TheBeardedDen 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Is this Auntie Fee (Felicia) that passed away a few months ago?

                                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

                                                                      She made awesome videos that I loved to watch. I always laugh at that video. Some classic lines repeated in our house. The OP video house looks different but a lot looks the same too.

                                                                      [–]PermaDerpFace 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                      Don't sort by controversial

                                                                      [–]Mah00boi1 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      I found your comment by doing so.... It's too late for me!

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                                                                        [–]BillysBeefFlaps 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Yet when I try to cut a melon I manage to slice my thumb open..

                                                                        [–]lastpieceofpie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                        Can you post a GIF of someone inefficiently cutting a watermelon?

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