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Stalking childhood friends, doing crack, and fighting people for balls of drugs: The ballad of /u/ilovesmokingcrack (self.Drama)

PizzaRollers が 投稿 - announcement

/u/ilovesmokingcrack has been blazing a trail of drama across reddit, and I figured she needed her own special post.

Here's some of the earliest drama she was involved in

After asking reddit for guidance, she claimed that she "trusts reddit more than therapists" while handling the stalking of an old childhood friend. It's pretty depressing.

She returns here to announce that she's planning on fighting another woman for a ball of crack, where's met with ridicule from the opiate community.

When she comes back to announce that she did *not* fight that girl, she explains that crystal meth is fine for her, sparking even more drama!

All in all, it's been one fun adventure for good ol ilovesmokingcrack

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[–]shitpost953 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (7子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/opiates/comments/6iu067/making_money/dj9gn9l/

what in the fuck...

[–]WeWuzKANG5 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats fucking disgusting.

[–]RenegadeJoeson 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's hot

[–]JPLangley 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can someone post it here, I got a screen full of dialogue boxes.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I ain't even mad, I do post bizarre shit lmao

[–]lokichilde 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it up for the sake of drama

[–]MakeAmericaSageAgain 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

About the milk coming out of your breasts, have you tasted it yourself? Is it "real milk"?

[–]Whatafuxup 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

the image of a flapjack crackhead tit leaking milk is not what i wanted when eating my cheerios tbh

[–]OniTan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Post tits. I actually don't want to suck your tits though because I fear your milk is laced with crack.

That being said I read everything you say in Buckwild's voice.

https://youtu.be/zzybSIxp-10?t=92

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She has the most relevant username ever

[–]boyoyoyoyong 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (16子コメント)

so u/ilovesmokingcrack "i believe it intelligent people are more depressed because they see the world for what it is" is that why you're fighting crackheads for your next hit....Your just so woke to the world you have to do crack. Til the degenerates in r/opiates aren't junkies they are simply woke.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I'm not woke because I do crack I'm woke AF because I got ketamine shot in my booty while I was in the hospital. It's a weird story, I tried to murder my fiance at the time but he didn't want me to go to jail so he told the cops I tried to kill myself so they took me to the hospital and I tried to run away but they caught me lmao so they put my ass in restraints and I have PTSD so I started freaking out so they gave me a shot of Ketamine to call me down, right? But I did not calm down, I traveled through the universe for centuries and discovered I'm a god of a lesser dimension called The Wired, you see.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (8子コメント)

This has to be a troll, right?

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I wish, that actually happened and I got locked in the psych ward for two weeks. I was so mad I cursed out the head nurse and smashed the phone. I got a shot of Haldol and Ativan in my ass for that.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (6子コメント)

the attempted murder part....

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That was a little exaggerated, I just got in a fight with him because he didn't like my haircut so I pulled out a knife and backed him into the corner. I didn't stab or anything

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay, so just shoving a knife in his face because he didn't like your haircut.

Much better.

[–]DistortedLines 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please become a mod here

[–]OniTan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why on Earth would you think that's a good idea? Do you think making him fear getting stabbed will make him like your haircut? Even if he says he likes it, he just won't want to get stabbed. Do you just have some domination fetish where you want a guy to be scared of you? I don't know why he would stay with someone like you. Are you really hot?

[–]baaaaby 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

as to why he stays with her i have no clue but as to wyy she thought that was a good idea - bipolar disorder is some scary shit

[–]NoiselessLeg 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That read like a somewhat-sentient /r/opiates subreddit simulator bot

[–]EloeOmoe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

gave me a shot of Ketamine

No they didn't.

[–]Brumaired 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bitch you crazy.

[–]ay_what_up 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lmfao I love you

[–]Kysbu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Btw did you end up fighting that chick for crack?

[–]PoorLilMarco 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the epitome of white people nonsense.

Edit: Holy hell, her whole comment history is a fucking trainwreck.

[–]SnapshillBot 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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[–]IAintThatGuy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why we need Duterte.

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Of course she moves the girl she hardly knows in with her, typical lesbian

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Excuse me, I'm bisexual.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (27子コメント)

And a crack addict.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (26子コメント)

I do crystal now

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (24子コメント)

That doesn't make it better that makes it worse.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (23子コメント)

I explained in my post how crystal is far superior to crack, except for the fact it makes me psychotic and one time someone gave me flakka and I thought it was meth and I went really crazy and tried to rob a church and pulled a knife on cops, this one cop slapped me right across my face and I was in the psych ward a month for that shit lmao

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (20子コメント)

You keep arguing against yourself every time to defend yourself.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (19子コメント)

I'm an open book

[–]shitpost953 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (9子コメント)

please tell us more about your criminal record

[–]Lorenzo_Canyon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's an obvious troll bruh

[–]ilovesmokingcrack 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've only been arrested once when I was a teenager because I stole my brother's car and got into a police chase because I was doing 120. Then I got questioned by the police for the stalking thing, no charges though thankfully! The rest of my run in with the police have been them dragging me to the hospital for one reason or another

[–]snallygaster 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have you ever tried not taking a bunch of drugs? Like, what are you even like when you're sober at this point?

[–]ay_what_up 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

terrible advice lol. Have you ever done drugs for a period of time? It's not so easy to just stop and turn your life around

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Not when you keep trying to defend your actions and simultaneously make yourself look worse.

[–]Jarvak69 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What the fuck? You pulled a knife on the cops and didn't get Mike Brown'd? Your story is suspicious

[–]betazoom78 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah seriously that cop is either a) inept or the more likely answer that he made that bullshit up. Because a normal cop would've unloaded into her.

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could've fooled me

[–]betazoom78 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

China's got the right idea with how to deal with drug addicts tbh.

[–]boyoyoyoyong 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the Philippines is a bit more efficient

[–]glmox 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i usually find the whole "mod x dramatic personality" meme annoying, but seriously, mod this woman

[–]do0rkn0b 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so stupid i love it. Shoot methinto your clit and film it.

[–]_narrows 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's very weird that I went to find the lyrics to "the ballad of Robert Moore and Betty Coltraine" with the full intent to modify them to fit these heathens and could find little to modify. Except maybe replacing a few words with "crack"

Thick set man with frog eyes indeed.

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