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Girl roasts her teacher...TWICE (i.redd.it)

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[–]fangsby 2068 ポイント2069 ポイント  (28子コメント)

When he finally let me back in again he asked the class who makes up the Holy Trinity and I said the Father, the Son, and the... Holy shit! Is that your eyebrow or is a gigantic anchovy eating your face?

The whole class rioted and I got suspended for two weeks but when my parents found out what happened they took me to Red Lobster.

[–]UnicornChrisBOI 918 ポイント919 ポイント  (13子コメント)

And the whole restaurant applauded

[–]Allredythere 430 ポイント431 ポイント  (11子コメント)

... just before who else but Michael Jackson himself stood up and said that he thought I was amazing and we crotch-grabbed and moonwalked for the Red Lobster all night

[–]PartTimeGhost 336 ポイント337 ポイント  (10子コメント)

And who was that Michael Jackson? none other than Albert Einstein.

[–]RyvalHEX 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Who then proceeded to give me the Nobel Prize

[–]ImBusyGoAway[🍰] 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Then I found $5

[–]RyvalHEX 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (4子コメント)

$100%

[–]conalfisher 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey, hey, we are trying to keep a bit of realism here.

[–]Ultravioletpig 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And then the whole realism clapped!

[–]conalfisher 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

REALISM RESIGNED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Krissam 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That restaurant's name... Albert Einstein!

[–]nv-vn 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Teacher resigned! 😂

[–]RonnyJohnsonJr 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Needs more 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    [–]WhimsicalTastes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Teacher RESIGNED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    [–]OvertPolygon 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That first part reads like Clickhole.

    [–]Miss_Sangwitch 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Going to Red Lobster isn't harsh enough punishment- better make her go to Olive Garden and if she tries that shit again, Applebees.

    [–]CidCrisis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Olive Garden: When you're here, you eat all the breadsticks.

    [–]XoXFaby 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Expected the holy trininy to be the 2 eyes and monobrow, disappointed :(

    [–]CreepiestDog 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just slow clap it out

    [–]Balaguru_BR5 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The Monobrow war is still raging, the professor's forces are too strong to oppose. I've lost friends, seen horrible things. Women, children being slaughtered in the streets, I can't take it anymore.

    War is hell.

    [–]I_am_very_rude 604 ポイント605 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Honestly, thinking back to all the shit that some of my classmates would do all the way up to high school I believe it.

    [–]madmanmaizeroi 201 ポイント202 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    If I had to guess I'd say this happened, not to the person who made this post but they saw someone in their class do it. That's only based on the cringe of the first comeback, smells of someone sitting in front of a computer trying to come up with a witty line to add to a story, and also that the kind of person who would actually be involved in a story like this has better things to do than post about it afterwards.

    [–]AnotherSchool 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Better things to do seems like a bit of a stretch, I'm sure they have things they will be doing instead, but not necessarily better.

    [–]iGalaxy_ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Probably vandalising a park or setting a wheelie bin on fire or starting 'beef' we just shitpost here when bored from our video games, Netflix and writing code(Reddit in the day)

    [–]MoukaLion 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    And masturbating

    [–]iGalaxy_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Actually impregnating equally scrub like females to live their lives in shitty council flats/trailers on food stamps and charity.

    [–]s2514 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It could also just be something she thought up in her head. Like, the teacher did say that but she just complied while thinking those things and going "yeah I sure would have showed him."

    [–]madmanmaizeroi 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It reminds me a friend of mine came over to me the other day after a teacher gave out to him and told me he had said "get rekt" to the teacher's face and then walked away. Just "get rekt". Like not only was it obvious that he hadn't but it wasn't even a good line in the first place.

    [–]judasdurant 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yah same.

    [–]teruma 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    These jokes are so unfunny I'd believe someone was dumb enough to think saying them aloud was a good idea.

    [–]s2514 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The lack of applause and $100 bills makes me believe it more.

    [–]SamPike512 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Back in secondary school not sure the American equivalent. I managed to piss my maths teacher off so often that I got kicked out for having an asthma attack in class so yeah I believe this because I probably would've done it. I hate past me what a cunt.

    [–]heymrk 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I was a bad child. I smarted off to my teacher one day and she said, "If you smart off again, you're going to the office, so don't risk it."

    My response? "Wisk it."

    Got a day off. With the old bitch who lived down the street as a babysitter. >_>

    [–]AtticusRedd 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I don't understand how that's a clever response or even makes sense at all.

    [–]I_am_very_rude 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't see how what you did yesterday is relevant to the conversation.

    [–]iGalaxy_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was fucking about in school when that advert was on.

    [–]sunburn95 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I wouldn't doubt this one happening actually, except rather than the implied raucous standing ovation they received it was probably about 9.8 cringes

    [–]TheHoneySacrifice 221 ポイント222 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Then the Pope resigned !!!!!1! 😂😂

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    I would say this is fake, but then I think back to the time in science class where a kid was caught jerking off under the table. Comparatively, this is tame and believable.

    [–]Gsnunag256 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Dude at my old school was all like "OBSERVE PEASANTS"

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's the magic of public schools right there.

    [–]Dinosaur_Weirdo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    As in, telling people to observe peasants, or calling people peasants and telling them to observe?

    [–]NottHomo 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i wasn't jerking off, i was scratching my nuts

    how many times do i have to correct you

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Come to think of it it was hard to tell whether it was your dick or a teste you had out, they're about the same size.

    [–]GeneralSteelflex 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Yeah. Kids are assholes. And weird. And stupid.

    Stop having kids.

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That reminds me, I told my friend who wants kids about this and he asked "Why? Your continuing your legacy and your family line." My response: "I have my brother to continue the family line and what legacy? Me being a smartass 99% of the time? Also could you imagine another little shithead like me running around, but tinier?! Yeah no thanks, not having kids."

    [–]GeneralSteelflex 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, I'll just leave the whole "continuing my family lineage" thing to my sister. No need for the both of us to suffer.

    [–]Enjolrad 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    We have a kid we call "quick-hands" because he was caught masturbating in class... twice. A living legend

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy shit. Must be hard for him to walk around with those two ton balls of steel.

    The public school I went to was considered pretty tame to others, and it was. But there was this one day where a bunch of people were telling others to go to the 6th grade bathrooms. I was like "fuck it, let's see what's going on".

    I walked in on guys paying for handjobs, blowjobs, you name it. It was pretty uncomfortable to witness.

    [–]Dave1722 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Some 6th grader got a handjob in science class at my school. I'm probably on a list now, huh?

    [–]Red_to_Darkness 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yep, adding that to the list of kids who got caught doing sexual shit in class.

    It's always the science block.

    [–]Gsnunag256 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Same

    [–]wrldruler21 413 ポイント414 ポイント  (25子コメント)

    I thought it was called a "unibrow"..... But then she couldn't weave "unitheism" into her fake story

    [–]drumstickwarlord 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Both actually. Their sorta interchangeable.

    [–]Aoredon 349 ポイント350 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    But "they're" and "their" definitely aren't.

    [–]drumstickwarlord 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    That they're aren't.

    [–]hexane360 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Their spending they're English classes mocking they're teachers.

    [–]motdidr 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    we're did you learn to spell? you should get you're money back if I where you.

    [–]sleighur 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    No they're not. Really, what monoverse do you live in?

    [–]Spy-Goat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Why don't you have more upvotes goddamit.

    [–]bigtoffee 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    I've always called it a monobrow.

    [–]gloynbyw 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Is it a British/American thing? I don't think I've ever heard someone in the UK say unibrow.

    [–]bigtoffee 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Probably regional then, because I'm in the UK and everyone I know says monobrow.

    [–]1585881 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    US here. We say unibrow.

    [–]skinnysakurachan 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, I've always said monobrow here in the U.K. Now I'm just thinking of the monorail on the Simpsons aha.

    [–]FloopMan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Monobrow in aus

    [–]ASmileOnTop 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Now that I'm hearing both I can't remember which one I use

    [–]partyallnight_not 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've heard it called monobrow thanks to ed, edd n eddy.

    [–]assault_rifle_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is the first time I've ever heard that word. Must be a location thing. I always hear unibrow.

    [–]GeneralSteelflex 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Only time I've ever heard it called "monobrow" was on Ed, Edd n Eddy.

    [–]Luigimario280 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "How's the unibrow?"

    "It's big and valuable."

    [–]Stalinwolf 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is the same girl in High School who talks about getting "mono" all the time.

    [–]gordo65 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mono. As in monobrow. As in my teacher has a monobrow. Monolol. I am so monoclever.

    [–]Betyg 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    SOMEBODY STOP HER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌😩👌👌👏🏻😔😀😩😏

    [–]ararenight 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    oh i see because religious people are prudes and ugly

    [–]KaffY- 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    How lucky that he just happened to be talking about monotheism

    [–]juiciofinal 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It was a religion class

    [–]Kwintty7 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hence the discussion of hell's role in hair fashion.

    [–]Winter_Chills 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    DAMN YOU AND YOUR BETTER TITLE

    [–]I-Hate-Hats 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    IM SCREAMING

    [–]Dinosaur_Weirdo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'M LITERALLY DYING SOMEONE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE I'M BLEEDING OUT ON THE FUCKING CARPET AND I'M IN INTENSE, UNIMAGINABLE PAIN RIGHT NOW, I NEED TO GET TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY DYING

    [–]scorgie 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    As far as /r/thatHappened posts go this one is more believable,we all had those kids in our class at school, it's cringey sure but not totally unbelievable.

    [–]pyroroze 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I was that kid in school, absolutely no filter. I spent so much time in the school office, I had my own chair.

    [–]defdrago 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Congrats?

    [–]pyroroze -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol, funny, that's the same thing my Homeroom Teacher said.

    [–]proactivematter 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Like, what? None of you people talked back to or plainly roasted teachers you thought were cretins? And neither did anyone else in your class? What kind of spineless-shit school did you all attend?

    [–]sizzletron 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ...upon returning a second time, he asked me what kind of wheeled conveyance had one wheel and I said, "A unicycle, like a singular eyebrow colloquially known as a uni-brow. Incidentally, I'm making this remark in reference to YOUR single eyebrow, or as mentioned earlier, your uni-brow." Out in the hall I went.

    [–]PureNintendoHype 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Why is she saying monobrow instead of the usual unibrow? Ah... I see."

    [–]is_it_dying 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel she typed the first paragraph, posted, then came up with second so reposted.

    [–]Ragefan66 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    In my Spanish class an edgy girl took out a cigarette, lit it up and took a puff in a class of 30 or so kids in High School. I know it sounds like /r/thathappened material but it legit did. I know this has nothing to do with the post but whatevs

    [–]defdrago 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He asked us introductory material well into the class just to set me up for this joke. Good guy.

    [–]Winter_Chills 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn… all this karma coulda been mine if only i wasn't so stupid. YOU WIN r/NatoBall, YOU WIN

    [–]Manpreetisgod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And my 3yr old neiece began talking of the patriarchy omg she is so woke!

    [–]Snowflake3675 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is more believable to have happened than most stories I see on here. Still not very believable

    [–]islamitinthecardoor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah this one is either a story that isn't too crazy to seem made-up, or the truth, because this sounds pretty on-par with how I remember high school.

    [–]WildBird57 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've said similar shit and heard others do the similar things, this isn't hard to believe.

    [–]jspliff1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can believe this

    [–]mr4ffe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This could honestly have happened. What kind of scary ass teachers did y'all have?

    [–]KamiCon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nice repost

    [–]purpleholsterz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How to write a sentence please I need advice someone help

    [–]missmeidochan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rekt af

    [–]MrDrProfRobby 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    At least she had the restraint to not make everyone in class applaud.

    [–]fraqture 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    IM LITERALLY DYING

    [–]Singa_007 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can believe this happened, I see.

    [–]brownox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Whether it happened or not, I laughed pretty hard imagining the second part.

    It reminds me of the part in Wargames where the teacher asks who discovered the concept of asexual reproduction and Ferris Bueller says, "Your wife".

    [–]Nulono 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm inclined to believe this, because of how shitty those comebacks were.

    [–]stevemacsteverson 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He was angry because the proper term is uni-brow.

    [–]assault_rifle_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It can be both however this is the first time I've heard anyone say monobrow. Sounds weird to me.

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    [–]InvisibleEar 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Kids, try the veal.

    [–]The_Red_Apple 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Question: Did the teacher resign?

    [–]GeneralSteelflex 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He couldn't handle such sick burns, so he decided to kill himself right then and there. He opened the classroom's window, and jumped. Only after making the daring leap did he remember that they were on the first floor. He then cried himself to sleep in the fetal position on the grass.

    [–]eirinite 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    first floor? don't you mean the mono floor?

    [–]capliced 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Do people actually say monobrow instead of unibrow?

    [–]TheRedRajy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This really doesnt sound that out of the ordinary

    [–]PapaBradford 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ehh, I can believe this one, it sounds like some shit I would have said to a teacher I didn't respect

    [–]ReallyLDot[🍰] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't see how this can't be true, I literally saw at least 3 teachers get cussed out in major ways and one even spat on ...

    I did go to a city school tho as opposed to county or whatever

    [–]Aztecah 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's fake but tbh I smiled anyway. If a character in a show did this, I'd probably laugh.

    [–]TheCopenhagenCowboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't care if it's fake, it's funny as hell.

    [–]Stinkyboot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    As much as I don't believe this happened, I kinda wish it did.

    [–]loujackcity -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can see this happening lol

    [–]pumpkin_munter -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Who lives such a boring life that this would be even slightly unbelievable. Pretty sure I saw something almost exactly like this happen.

    [–]executeBounce -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But did she look him dead in the monobrow?

    [–]mae3780 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    As someone who went to Catholic school for 6 years, the most unbelievable part of this is that the religion teacher gave a shit about a blonde streak in someone's hair.

    [–]LelRathlor28 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Religion teacher

    [–]Vaigna -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    YAAAAASSSSSSS

    [–]bolomk35 -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It depends on the high school.Mine would send him to the deans but a couple of the more ghetto schools in my area could definitely have this happen.

    [–]BigBaux -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My religion teacher