ions?  

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/5gpjkf/2016/dau2wyv/) 
>Lord of the Rings trilogy...I read it at least 50 times as a child/teenager and it takes me back to a simpler time.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gs2eg/2016/dav0pvj/) 
>Yeah that's why in the time I spent in France there were two attacks, one on the opera house and one on the train from Amsterdam...at least one was stopped by American service men who had the balls to take down an Islamic piece of shit.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5pmnma/2016/dcsf3bf/) 
>BLM is all but gone

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5o6kk3/2016/dcj2e5b/) 
>Vampire fetus

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ekpab/2016/dad8rsm/) 
>His hand is really dark.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hryzq/2016/db3i250/) 
>Toddler hasn't picked it up and used for sidewalk chalk and face paint 5/10

, (10 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6a2pji/2016/dhbbnbc/) 
>If there were Vegas odds I'd put 2:1 odds on Putin doing it because there is no real Islam problem in his country and he has nothing to lose, and Russians are based as fuck and wouldn't tolerate a retaliation.  They'd raze every Mosque to the ground and leave a scorch mark where every Muslim stood.

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/5g95bi/2016/daqgluh/) 
>Loved her in Awakenings

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/59xubs/2016/d9c8svc/) 
>But I thought thizz wazz America man....

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/5femy7/2016/dajo5re/) 
>So you slash people and then get shot and killed.

>Nice job not being what the media portrays Muslims to be...

>Dumbass.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/58kbgn/2016/d912wqv/) 
>LOL well duh I mean the rest...

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5pbnrj/2016/dcpz9h0/) 
>Don't worry he'll learn.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/TinyTits/comments/5mo57s/2016/dc54dg9/) 
>Absolutely stunning and beautiful.

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/69lmmf/2016/dh7jt8u/) 
>I ate my corn flakes and fapped after watching.  Day not fucked.

, (15 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/69topy/2016/dh9q1hx/) 
>Fuck yeah the Undertaker comes out of nowhere with the chair!!

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6bnyia/2016/dhobk4j/) 
>Hello? ISLAM?

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/592egz/2016/d958na0/) 
>Then that's not the point of my statement..I want the ability to sort them IN the folders.  Not have them taken out so I have to go through the whole process of creating folders all over again.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fpwte/2016/dam2rll/) 
>Tennessee.  If you buy a handgun or rifle you cannot possess said weapon until you go through an extensive background check through the FBI database.  I had to wait over an hour after being fingerprinted and run through the system before I could take it home.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/5b7vx9/2016/d9mfllk/) 
>By rotating I mean like a slideshow :)

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5a44nb/2016/d9dkegv/) 
>Hope someone does the same to the owners when they are old..tosses them in an old folks home and they are haunted for the rest of their days by a cat that looks exactly like this one staring at them from the other side of a window.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jmadc/2016/dbh9990/) 
>Any way to find his voting record? I want to verify he's a dumbocrap.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/5hjxbk/2016/db0qdsq/) 
>Thanks Obama!

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5hwbva/2016/db3r27p/) 
>True, and considering the majority of libtards are in the major democrat run cities the blast would just be doing us a favor LOL

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bcibt/2016/d9nlxug/) 
>OH I PLAN ON IT.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5byetz/2016/d9sdd9m/) 
>Guardian is slow as fuck.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gsb6t/2016/davuu1e/) 
>They also bang goats, boys, pretty much anything with a hole.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/69tewf/2016/dh9prkh/) 
>You know you want to fuck a downs chick in the ass just to give her that extra chromosome she's missing.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5hm90t/2016/db1kx02/) 
>She's hot I'd do her.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gukhl/2016/davte60/) 
>The shock collar keeps my privilege in check but sometimes I get a call from Obama telling me to watch the whiteness.

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5p92h4/2016/dcpfldc/) 
>He's not Sikh he's just a little hoarse.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/5burpk/2016/d9rfsnj/) 
>You said 99% of people would have zero use for a USB 3.0 hub that plugged into USB-C on a Macbook...so you're saying that every 99 out of 100 Macbook purchasers own ZERO USB 3.0 devices and they have all magically switched over to USB-C before the MB was announced?

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/58syj7/2016/d9346vk/) 
>It made me an 18 year old girl from Cleveland.

, (7 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6bqsw3/2016/dhosol0/) 
>But, but muh liberal tolerance!!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cic4v/2016/d9wrl0z/) 
>that's why I have four dash cams..one for each side of the vehicle...no edited footage from me.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fpwm1/2016/dam5sh2/) 
>I think he meant this video

>https://youtu.be/YtmhTViV_U8

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5f8bcd/2016/daicgu6/) 
>These stats were for whites (non hispanic)

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5f0uyw/2016/dagon4y/) 
>Took them longer than I thought, an hour.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/57vpx3/2016/d8vd6ea/) 
>Jesus you can't be this stupid and say you support Trump.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5amipe/2016/d9hmtrz/) 
>Also is Uma going to do another Kill Bill?

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hydbl/2016/db4m4sp/) 
>Dammit way to ruin the thread.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ccbgk/2016/d9vfmu3/) 
>As someone who still hasn't finished Call of Duty: Black Ops I'm appalled.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6bvj76/2016/dhqa1mx/) 
>I used to work at a company that did this shit..I'd show up at 7am (work starts at 8, ends at 5) and get all my emails caught up and shit before the day started.  I'd leave at 4:45 and the next day my boss is asking me why I left work 15 minutes early because someone on the 8th floor watched me go to my car.

>Fuck you asshole...I no longer work at that company if I can't come in early to work and leave 15 minutes early go find another person to spy on.

, (26 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5lxcf6/2016/dbz7oxb/) 
>I fapped to this...does this mean I embrace multiculturalism and am not a racist?

, (13 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cifkx/2016/d9wrpzj/) 
>The dumb bitch got six million less votes than Obama did in 2012 and the plan still fucking failed.

>Enjoy 8 years of common sense and justice, and then after that hopefully Pence will run and we'll get another 8 from that.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ndwbf/2016/dcat9sy/) 
>"Mental illness"

, (11 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5i7w1h/2016/db65zkh/) 
>I'd tap it.

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/6b7rn5/2016/dhlvxk8/) 
>99.9% you're a delusional fucktard to think that. 

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5kyudf/2016/dbrogcc/) 
>No, but they should ban that person's account.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5btm7b/2016/d9rfuuj/) 
>Dear God don't aim for the bushes!!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/5l58m1/2016/dbt8k4y/) 
>Will the James Webb telescope be able to image Pluto enough to clearly see features?

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6bpf5r/2016/dhoviyk/) 
>Yeah because the Clintons have NEVER had someone offed.

>Keep living in your dream world.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5o1h74/2016/dcg20cn/) 
>Got no choice..only means of watching anything out here.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5baqhq/2016/d9nbjvr/) 
>Rarer than a rare pepe?

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5p4b5q/2016/dcooasm/) 
>Slow-mo please.

, (15 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5ocl70/2016/dcj2cqm/) 
>RIP young master Wayne.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/6bq733/2016/dhp7yxb/) 
>Try that with a big act, Ticketbastard bots scoop them up, then they are on Stubhub an hour later for $700.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/58ym2c/2016/d954038/) 
>Glad I got the last version of the MBP before the new ones...I love the magsafe power cable, if they replace it with a usb-c one you'll hear of cables breaking in the port and angry users..plus I have no interest getting a dongle to use my USB devices on a USB-C port...they should have two USB-C and USB-3 ports for people who still have USB devices.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6bh9ok/2016/dhmktfb/) 
>Yeah I was assuming that too, there's no way I could get a steady pic like that w/o a tripod I'd Michael J Fox the hell out of it if I didn't use one.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69sn2t/2016/dh92vp1/) 
>It is very beautiful 

, (-2 https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeScene/comments/5qdbzl/2016/dcyjsr2/) 
>Thanks Mohammed!

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6b1hgt/2016/dhj39fd/) 
>No it's spelled "LIBCUCKS"

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ht62b/2016/db2uogw/) 
>FUCK ISLAM.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ouka7/2016/dcm8nb6/) 
>Yep, I have one "friend" who no matter what you showed them about Obama thought he could do no wrong, and that Hillary was going to win huge...the day after she ranted on the phone and threatened to move to Canada and all that happy bullshit.  I had to mute my phone to contain my laughter.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ccbgk/2016/d9vfo4j/) 
>She should shoot herself for going to a liberal arts college she'll be paying her student loan back on a stripper pole until she's 40 with her useless degree.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5im0lo/2016/dba8s34/) 
>Makes my pussy clean for my next shaft.

>FIFY.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bnjec/2016/dho29f2/) 
>FUCK MOHAMMED FUCK ISLAM

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5plcy6/2016/dcsa647/) 
>Twitter is removing posts criticizing sharia law, there was a post on this sub earlier about it.

, (-4 https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/5phq71/2016/dcrpvd5/) 
>Dominican Republic is one level of shithole just above Haiti.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5m4i4x/2016/dc0t4tm/) 
>NO THE PRECIOUS IS MINE!!!

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cfwwq/2016/d9w5kdu/) 
>That's a good suggestion let me see if I can find that.

, (13 https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/5a3xmi/2016/d9dko6x/) 
>That's a US remake of a Korean show called Korean Jesus

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bg6oq/2016/d9o74nv/) 
>Her maid's name is Marina Santos.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5mk30s/2016/dc54whc/) 
>/r/memesthatendtoosoon

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5kv1nr/2016/dbqv4g6/) 
>GAWD CAME DOWN FROM HEAVVVVVUNNN AND INFECTED THE SINNNN UPON THEM!!!

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5fejv0/2016/dak2ip3/) 
>Why are you obsessed with religions that rape children? Don't you have a playground to stay 500 feet from?

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6a2pji/2016/dhbbpd8/) 
>You want to ruin it for everyone run around it spraying water mixed with bacon grease on the curtain, on the cube, on the ground around the cube.

>Islam dictates anything that it touches becomes unholy and can't be used anymore.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5knq91/2016/dbpduz5/) 
>Tell me what I missed from part 3 and I'll make another...shit this might be like Friday the 13th and go multiple parts.

, (10 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hyjp8/2016/db3xx62/) 
>Considering the back half of the bike is cut off I'd say you would be retarded for riding it.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5aswn8/2016/d9k23pc/) 
>God is a dick.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeScene/comments/57h41z/2016/d8vabk6/) 
>I wasn't trying to be funny, I was being dead serious..but sure, ban me for posting the truth.

>http://gadiadelman.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=177:acid-attacks-just-a-culture-thing-or-just-islamic&catid=3:islam&Itemid=13

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5gfdgb/2016/dasl15q/) 
>They should capture Merkel and take her before a tribunal and charge her with every one of these rapes and murders and then publicly hang the bitch.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6b72r1/2016/dhkc495/) 
>The gay pride convention moved to DC?

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5nrsp0/2016/dcdxjsr/) 
>It was important enough to post so fuck off.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/comments/69p16a/2016/dh9ri05/) 
>Now high five the doctor if you want to impress me.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5b19qh/2016/d9l2mff/) 
>SPEZ =

>Support

>Pedophiles

>Embrace

>Zuckerberg

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5pjcr6/2016/dcrzuhc/) 
>Someone find the guy who was crying like a little girl when Trump was sworn in.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5ov4rt/2016/dcmdgyb/) 
>The left twinkers fuck shit up even worse

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5fejv0/2016/dak2i3w/) 
>At least he still gets to watch.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bbgqz/2016/dhlcr02/) 
>[Would you like to know more?](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/034/999/1de.gif)

, (24 https://www.reddit.com/r/Drexel/comments/5keivo/2016/dbnfn9k/) 
>Great university I got my degree in White Genocide.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5m7aza/2016/dc1qq4g/) 
>Is there an ACTUAL video of her saying it's not a hate crime?

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/5f9zep/2016/daiptjl/) 
>How about doing one about pizzagate?

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6bgajr/2016/dhml7fl/) 
>You see...all the dog has to realize is....there is no spoon.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5nh2lc/2016/dcbiusu/) 
>We were so in vies

>In our dance hall days

>We were cool on cries

>When all you and everyone we knew

>Could believe, do, and share in what was true

>
Dance hall days love !

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cclmt/2016/d9vh3xr/) 
>#FOGHORNLEGHORN

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hwkap/2016/db4m2pt/) 
>Clinically Potato will be the new term.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5feh1p/2016/dajo77x/) 
>Don't worry he's not indicative of what all radical Muslim immigrants are.

>

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6auz92/2016/dhhoqaw/) 
>Coming up with 57 genders.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5bd3vn/2016/d9nm7vm/) 
>Yeah she was threatened that she would look like a world wide idiot if she went through with it.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/KylieCole/comments/516zyj/2016/d98e1tc/) 
>Another ruined vagina.

, (-5 https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/592gxu/2016/d9582mg/) 
>If you get a girl drunk enough she will.

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6cfxn7/2016/dhucwl1/) 
>Spicy as cuck

, (13 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5ix9ty/2016/dbbqhtc/) 
>Seth dodged 9/11..he's going nowhere.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/69fj9c/2016/dh7unhg/) 
>*Grunt*

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fc2av/2016/daj19um/) 
>Got run over by the Trump train no brakes!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5kz68r/2016/dbrrai8/) 
>No they post this with no links or anything so it's basically bullshit.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5her9w/2016/db00wsx/) 
>From the waist down she's a fucking loveseat.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gs2eg/2016/dav0n72/) 
>So I hate Catholicism and the majority of them are white so does that make me racist?

>DUURRRRRR

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/6a3a4i/2016/dhbi2t2/) 
>They got his dog the next day.

>https://youtu.be/de7Ztj92Cpo

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5h9040/2016/dayfe1k/) 
>That face looks photoshopped for some reason.

, (36 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/5moau9/2016/dc547hm/) 
>But..but..muh .4 inches!

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/5fit0a/2016/dakmsts/) 
>Why down vote this fact? Hillary proposed the same thing in a formal act and no one raised an eyebrow, but Trump says the same thing and liberals have a shit fit.  Fuck you CTR you're being trolled like little SJW bitches and we're all laughing at you.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5hscy6/2016/dbbrgkr/) 
>Great grand daddy harambe

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5imn8u/2016/dbaq5m6/) 
>Fap session canceled.

>Thanks.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5b8a4j/2016/d9mkqhj/) 
>Oh shit I lost my kek on this one.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5ixdpl/2016/dbbqjty/) 
>The girl in the back she's hot.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/5m3h5o/2016/dc0rvzd/) 
>If we didnt' live in the world of social media it wouldn't be reported unless the tables are turned.  Glad our efforts force people to report shit like this.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cxa2g/2016/da0ruiw/) 
>If the asshat fits..

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5eu74e/2016/dag7gso/) 
>Fuck off asshole I'm not calling for peoples deaths like this fat fuck

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5kufcv/2016/dbqsy20/) 
>I wash my back with a rag on a stick.

, (10 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jy9ut/2016/dbjvbef/) 
>Scientology and Jehovah's witnesses do that.

>But they don't bomb the families of the people they shun.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5a3mns/2016/d9dq73w/) 
>Sweden = Islams bitch

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57ae8x/2016/d8qa3o7/) 
>No he would think he's Tyrone Lannister LOL

, (93 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6bl2uw/2016/dhnkmzi/) 
>Do you beat yourself in the head and slam your head into a door when you hear a smoke alarm?  

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/5o9w6c/2016/dchycrl/) 
>Until you realize...

>There is no spoon.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5i0uxp/2016/db4me70/) 
>Please tell me this shit is real and link with audio.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5ofkai/2016/dcj02so/) 
>Consider yourself, a part of the lion pit!

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5jfm79/2016/dbfvzvc/) 
>No Julie Andrews was the one who shot Lincoln

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gvpgg/2016/davu59m/) 
>She screamed her hands off the whole time she read it.

>Holy shit this is amazing.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5ccnod/2016/d9vt201/) 
>Yeah he did on his show last night.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5qzi2d/2016/dd3f52i/) 
>It'll be a cuckfest of epic proportions 

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/59xarn/2016/d9cg0ab/) 
>Bobs Burgers Mad Pooper episode is the best 

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/592egz/2016/d95l3vm/) 
>Why downvote something that a user wants to have that will make life easier for them?  Thanks moron.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/58e9o6/2016/d8zsrbb/) 
>Shelties are awesome.

, (164 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5o1h74/2016/dcfy4pi/) 
>Yeah I know, glad they did that can't tell you how many times I'd be watching a movie or fall asleep on the couch and then be shaken out of my sleep near a heart attack from the volume going up to 11

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6bmlcl/2016/dho2c1i/) 
>Still higher IQs than a nigger 

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5nggab/2016/dcc6j79/) 
>Poor Keith Hernandez.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/579jlw/2016/d8quu1o/) 
>Lighten up Frances.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5h8yb9/2016/dayewxc/) 
>Hope David Clarke supports him and goes front and center with him.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5fwrzi/2016/daq51pz/) 
>Drunk drivers should be executed on the spot.

>Fucking losers.

, (30 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6bfbzx/2016/dhmos3m/) 
>I'm referring to the bots/voting system now. He's a fucking idiot of the highest order if he was my CEO I'd have been fired already for cold cocking him right between the eyes in the board room in front of everyone.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69x9x4/2016/dha7l2e/) 
>AWESOME!! My morning was going shitty and I busted out laughing at this..

>Take the upvote you filthy animal!

, (22 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6acez4/2016/dhdgpyk/) 
>Hope the judge hangs for this. Stupid cunt.

, (-45 https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/5mduik/2016/dc2t66q/) 
>It's got Windows not interested.  I'd wipe it and put Linux mint on it.

, (40 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5k487a/2016/dblor49/) 
>He's taking his soul down to Georgia

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5gfq6n/2016/daudejd/) 
>It's Maryfornia, liberal gun capital of the world...sorry can't conceal carry in that shit state and glad I left it.

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5qkbca/2016/dd0451x/) 
>Huh huh...you said drop the weiner

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5kk5ky/2016/dbojrpi/) 
>The one where he's hurling behind Kendall on the sidewalk got the biggest laugh out of me.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6c46pt/2016/dhrw7y9/) 
>DATS RAYCISSSSSSSS

, (-21 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5o5hbw/2016/dcgtiwf/) 
>As long as liberals keep pissing and moaning about the election results and Trump being President she's a permanent meme.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/6bvzzg/2016/dhpximu/) 
>Dammit the thumbnail had me hoping it was Half Life 3 confirmed.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/TinyTits/comments/5kuvdi/2016/dbquwbd/) 
>Absolutely love them..the symmetry of them, how perky they are your sexy smooth stomach and silky skin.....I imagine this is what dying and going to heaven is like :)

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5bqi1n/2016/d9qja1k/) 
>I've never bitched about any of Oldman's performances...especially Zorg in Fifth Element :).

, (19 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5b1g48/2016/d9l2hr3/) 
>Apparently one of them was on TV today (Memphis) talking about how the cops aren't playing by "their rules"

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hz9hv/2016/db4mv9i/) 
>FUCK YO MOUSE NIGGA FUCK YO MOUSE!!!

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5f8bcd/2016/daiaz82/) 
>I miss Wondershowzen

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6bnj05/2016/dhol3ao/) 
>Those Pollock jokes aren't so funny now are they Europe?

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/57uq5h/2016/d8v93h0/) 
>AOL just had an opening.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5owp5d/2016/dcmr068/) 
>Unless Deadpool can get him in a cameo.

, (53 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5kabs8/2016/dbmyq84/) 
>Formed the_Donald, exposed liberals as liars and crushed Hillary in the election.

>MAGA my friends!!!

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5mdk49/2016/dc2sbsh/) 
>They could say that she died a horrible death whilst celebrating Life Day on Kashyyk.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/5ppvjv/2016/dctgxbs/) 
>It was the one where Matthew was in the tesseract and someone hit him with a random piano

, (225 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5g955k/2016/daqgjl0/) 
>That's Raymond Luxury Watch to you 

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5f4gix/2016/dahfno7/) 
>She got the D while she was deployed

, (7 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69i3xv/2016/dh739pz/) 
>Why don't they report on how Iowa is losing its last Obamacare rep and after 2018 they are fucked?

>http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-03/obamacare-implosion-iowa-wont-have-healthcare-access-2018-last-major-provider-pulls-

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/5kamhv/2016/dbmpmlx/) 
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKFPkM23Rc

>Deadpool will avenge his death.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hz80v/2016/db4mnjf/) 
>Er.....

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5hbuso/2016/daz3g4k/) 
>Tiny tweets melt steel memes

, (-17 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5fejv0/2016/dajodg8/) 
>Keep down voting me you safe space CTR cucks.

, (24 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/6ahli5/2016/dheny94/) 
>Why do Mexicans always have to get off on that gay ass polka accordion shit?

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5k3qzi/2016/dbliyty/) 
>Norm is awesome!

, (12 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5mf073/2016/dc3ve1c/) 
>People that do this I just want to drag them out the drivers seat and fucking put a slug in their head.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5latep/2016/dbuahu0/) 
>War Dogs was hilarious...gives me hope when two ordinary guys can fuck the government over.  They would have kept on going if it had not been for that bad deal with the Chinese ammo.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/6bvpjj/2016/dhpyykz/) 
>Nazi mods as usual.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/59xyrm/2016/d9c9pva/) 
>"You're a Nazi wizard Adolph!!" - Heebrid.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gs2eg/2016/davtc9p/) 
>No, Muslim is a RELIGION. Arab/Sunni/Shiite..that is a RACE.

>Pull your head out your liberal ass and learn something other than what some dumb fuck professor who couldn't get a job outside the classroom tells you.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ouka7/2016/dcmaftv/) 
>Cool gif bro.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5mj5d8/2016/dc5bgzm/) 
>Meh wasn't that bad should have cut the legs off and cauterized them with a blowtorch then done the same to the arms.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5itzkb/2016/dbbr21l/) 
>FUCK ISLAM

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5l0rp7/2016/dbs6qzp/) 
>Adam Driver walks into a bar...

>Bartender says..why the long face?

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fpwte/2016/dam35jk/) 
>Anyone else want to get in on this convo it's in anythinggoesnews..this dumbass doesn't know when to quit I keep BTFO him left and right.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5r86mf/2016/dd56o4m/) 
>Six foot long triple ply condoms

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jy9ut/2016/dbkjxn1/) 
>I was when that witness shanked me!

>*boom ching*

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bbktx/2016/dhlcxzc/) 
>Morgan speaks about black history month:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeixtYS-P3s

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bb3p8/2016/dhl5tvb/) 
>Yep, what he said in this video makes absolute sense for once.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5epjtz/2016/dae9u2t/) 
>#FUCKISLAM

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/6cavyz/2016/dhtbt40/) 
>You left out Elmer J. Fudd.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6b1omh/2016/dhj3euo/) 
>Guys who had a crush for Hillary, what make her so sexy?

>Nevermind, no one had a crush on Hillary...

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5nyelp/2016/dcg1srr/) 
>Soul Calibur: Darth Maul Edition

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hydbl/2016/db4m49m/) 
>I thought it meant a whale's vagina.

, (57 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6a5dvg/2016/dhbtct1/) 
>Whizzing on the electric fence...fuck you Stimpy

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5klwzx/2016/dbovdod/) 
>Where's the TopKek brush?

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/6cqr5k/2016/dhx27oi/) 
>Why can't people just not be Islamic?

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5hq3xs/2016/db23oro/) 
>Is your rig supercooled by wodka?

, (34 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6aa1xh/2016/dhcy93p/) 
>Impress me fill it full of Qurans.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5lbg7x/2016/dbuf148/) 
>And the current President can fuck off in 21 days for destroying this nation...move to Detroit or Chicago so you can enjoy your liberal self loathing you prick.

, (15 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5lpzil/2016/dbxluw8/) 
>Someone finally acknowledged Amy Schumer is a man.

, (113 https://www.reddit.com/r/blackpeoplegifs/comments/5psgqd/2016/dcthlh5/) 
>Smart man he doesn't want to get the curse of Ham by touching that guy.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/5lawcw/2016/dbuafln/) 
>You have your own gravitational pull don't you?

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jbeso/2016/dbfb0lb/) 
>#TRIGGERED

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5i568x/2016/db65z0w/) 
>Fast and the Furious: Islamic Drift

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskThe_Donald/comments/6c6ltv/2016/dhscj95/) 
>Because she murdered Seth Rich.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6b7hi8/2016/dhkgzho/) 
>Godzilla versus MechaChink

, (7 https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/5mkwp5/2016/dc57oht/) 
>Tell me about it you have these MASSIVE wall murals painted that show awesome detail like the Leonidas one yet everyone is flocking to this painting the size of a folder.

, (33 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/6ahmub/2016/dhephup/) 
>If the economy were to collapse tomorrow, tons of black people would die because they'd turn on each other in the inner cities while the suburban/country whites would sit back and laugh and pick off the ghetto stragglers who tried to get out to the country to loot.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5mru1r/2016/dc6kg6m/) 
>The more you know...

, (15 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6a1q37/2016/dhb2fev/) 
>I cannot tell a lie: FUCK ISLAM

, (1137 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/69l83f/2016/dh7hfnt/) 
>AZIZ!!!! LIGHT!!!!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/590lal/2016/d94ymb1/) 
>Letting Microsoft be the future of virtual gaming is like letting the Ford Pinto be the future of autos.

, (56 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5qk6ho/2016/dczwjrj/) 
>I'm getting tingles down my leg from your post 

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5okw8j/2016/dck2hi7/) 
>That's Michael Jackson.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5on4i1/2016/dckovo7/) 
>Yeah that'll show him I"m gonna burn myself up then I really can't work because my fingers are singed off!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/57vpx3/2016/d8ven8p/) 
>Go switch parties you sound like an idiot

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5c7eec/2016/d9uy29o/) 
>FUCK ISLAM AND FUCK ALLAH

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5bmone/2016/d9q5hac/) 
>That monkey has an obvious attitude. Mr Lee Ho needs to fuck his shit up!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5or3s9/2016/dclgp49/) 
>Or get into the stall next to me to shit when there are 10 other empty ones.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5butrw/2016/d9rmolc/) 
>This would make one Sikh meme!!

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/5fnht3/2016/daloqlb/) 
>And how many of those were done by LEGALLY registered guns?

>Try again scooter.

, (-2 https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5hesie/2016/dazuerf/) 
>Oh about tree-fiddy worth.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/59uoqg/2016/d9bg0es/) 
>It's not against the law to campaign for your candidate at a certain distance from the polling station.  My polling station had a sign that said no supporters beyond this point and it was about 100 feet from the entrance, so you can just from a certain distance.  I'm putting them on the telephone poles leading up to every polling station.

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6b1cqa/2016/dhj3c5p/) 
>White folks living in trailer parks aren't killing each other daily like niggers do in Chicongo.

, (19 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/69u5io/2016/dh9f78q/) 
>Bampumim Teixeira

>Sounds like the name of a shitty fucking Somali immigrant.  I'm sure there will be riots over this.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ouka7/2016/dcma79a/) 
>Are you still here? I thought you were gone doing some spirit cooking and placing an order for John Podesta for a large pizza with a side order of toddlers.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW/comments/5mbq2c/2016/dc55f8u/) 
>Or you're vietnamese.

, (11 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5kdag7/2016/dbnb71y/) 
>Putin will probably take care of that for us...then we have something concrete we can blame the Russians on and then thank them in the process.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5d0q1y/2016/da13rmb/) 
>Ivanka Trump on ancestry.com: "Aww look my daddy was two..."

>
YOU KNOW WHAT SO WAS HITLER!!!!

, (37 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69ib9v/2016/dh6vmge/) 
>What civil war?  Liberals are so anti-gun they'll be on the streets throwing rocks and bottles while the right wing gun owners mow them down in the streets.  Plus the military and cops support Trump.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5hnnkt/2016/db1m2ls/) 
>I cry in my teddies every time I watch this 

, (7 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskThe_Donald/comments/59gusl/2016/d98e4au/) 
>In the "gun free zone" states, all hell breaks loose. In the non gun free zone states...not much because those fuckers know we won't hesitate to use them.

, (14 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5plcma/2016/dcsaxvb/) 
>Q is for Quran, which all of us wipe our asses with.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeScene/comments/57h41z/2016/d8v8pey/) 
>Acid attacks = Islam.

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/69by9z/2016/dh7izkl/) 
>I liked the movie overall, but there were a few things that annoyed me:

>1.  The music...loved the music, but it seemed like every five minutes I was in a music video for every song they played...they really could have done with less of that and more dialogue.

>2.  David Hasselhoff...they milked that too much it was already old by the end of the movie when it was brought up again

>Other than that it was a good flick

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fs3nt/2016/daml00c/) 
>WTF 62% upvoted and it's only been a minute? FUCK YOU /u/spez and your fucking vote bots!!!

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/6buq52/2016/dhq22oy/) 
>They are investigating his death as a possible suicide now.

>

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gkf6i/2016/dau0jyf/) 
>If he stopped texting instead of acoustic

>( •_•)

>He'd be

>( •_•)>??-?

>Unplugged...

>?(??_?)

>YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/blackpeoplegifs/comments/5psgqd/2016/dctpk27/) 
>I think Dolemite was in Lord of the Rings.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5d4sb1/2016/da2gmlv/) 
>Six million less democrats voted this time than in 2012 and ten million less than 2008. There's your reason Hillary lost.

, (14 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57t9le/2016/d8v64wj/) 
>He was in Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp...not a bad movie.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5pqt4g/2016/dct6fvc/) 
>I don't think she could eat much more before she does blow up.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5nx8cd/2016/dcg1ywr/) 
>Much wisdom you have in the ways of the hydrant.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5mj5d8/2016/dc5b40e/) 
>Shit doesn't even phase me anymore it's kids and animals I can't watch.

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cxa2g/2016/da0298z/) 
>Have you created a safe space for her and offered counseling?

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5a5n2m/2016/d9duj68/) 
>#SAVAGESAVAGESAVAGE

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5amsqh/2016/d9hnj3r/) 
>All the other scandals can be ridden out or ignored in hopes nothing happens..but pedophilia and sex slaves...there's no ignoring that.

, (12 https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/5oq6jb/2016/dclfim1/) 
>I did a quick photoshop of Romo in a Broncos uniform he looks pretty good.

>https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg

, (7 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5n355p/2016/dc8e73a/) 
>No it should be AMERICAN-ISH unless they came here from Africa and became citizens.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/592egz/2016/d957s9w/) 
>Will it sort them in the containers or take them out of the containers and put them all back on the screens?

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bmdo2/2016/dhntxlg/) 
>CANT TRICK THE BRICK

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5lbg7x/2016/dbuggxp/) 
>Keep being blind..blacks are 13% of the population yet commit over 50% of the violent crimes.  FBI statistics show that overall murders committed by blacks adjusted for numbers show that if the black population was the same as white they would commit over 27,000 murders a year compared to 4,300 by whites....even without the adjustment they committed 5,000 murders compared to 4,300 by whites (2014 FBI stats).  Just shows no one has the balls to address the problem for fear of being called "racist".

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5kkkfx/2016/dbpdyt1/) 
>I can still use my dick and get pleasure if I'm circumcised.  Women get their clitoris cut off and in some cases their labia...limited pleasure for them.

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5k4tdn/2016/dblnosk/) 
>Guess it's pointless to ask if the body is still warm before I fuck it.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5h7lbp/2016/daxzexw/) 
>Bit torrent for me...just like the last Star Wars movie.

>I'll admit i saw it in the theater but ONLY because someone gave me passes for it.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cic4v/2016/d9x0axo/) 
>Oh so if I'm attacked like this I just ball up and take it? Sorry no can do.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/5bjvy7/2016/d9p5t1p/) 
>Depends on what you've done with your life.

, (13 https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/5a5sjb/2016/d9e09f6/) 
>Do one for soldier suicides in the US under Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/58dvq4/2016/d8zp13e/) 
>Volume warning excessive snackbars.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/57rx5r/2016/d8ugff5/) 
>The media may be ignoring it...but everyone else isn't.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5k0g7b/2016/dbkjel1/) 
>Put a Hitler mask on it and I might hit it.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6b7kxn/2016/dhkjasc/) 
>Wikipedia page has been updated too

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_Boothe

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/5fit0a/2016/dakn60r/) 
>No one's getting riled up Honey except the liberal morons who are taking the bait.

, (151 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6caoje/2016/dht91et/) 
>After that they just refer to it as dinner

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5cus1o/2016/d9zklcf/) 
>I dunno ask them to make a float with Merkel and a Muslim doing the same thing and see how that turns out

, (46 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/69by9z/2016/dh7hjqd/) 
>I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL!!!

, (-4 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5lpza4/2016/dbxn3iy/) 
>Dumdumdumdumdum

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5lu7lx/2016/dbz7fyr/) 
>I saw Reagan get shot, Challenger explosion, was in Desert Storm, watched 9/11 on TV, multiple beheadings on the Internet...

>Still here, don't need therapy, still don't give a fuck about shit.

, (15 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6blebt/2016/dhnracu/) 
>I'VE SEEN SOME THINGS..AND SOME STUFF!!!

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5pjcq4/2016/dcsa8v2/) 
>GET THIS MAN AN AIR HORN!!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5odh3x/2016/dcikiul/) 
>Don't worry natural selection will take over for them before they turn 30 in most cases.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/58bio5/2016/d8z1v71/) 
>Well done I am graveling at your feet in honor.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5oe1pe/2016/dciooua/) 
>Better yet I hope they get shot by the store owners.

, (33 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/5kjrw3/2016/dbq1sdf/) 
>Drunk drivers should be fucking executed on the spot...fuck them.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/5gmj04/2016/dau2jr2/) 
>No obnoxious cashiers? No slow cashiers? No standing in line waiting for people who can't figure out how to use the card reader? No standing in line behind the family of five who are sick as a dog hacking all over the conveyor belt?

>SIGN ME UP.

, (49 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/59tx18/2016/d9be65n/) 
>Step 1: Go insane and start making creepy dolls.

>Step 2:

>Step 3: Profit

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6bpvr1/2016/dhokilh/) 
>Crazier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

>Crazier than a drunk man trying to find a corner of a round house to piss in

>

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5nrsp0/2016/dcdvmk4/) 
>http://i.imgur.com/R82xWFe.jpg

>Fixed the misspelling of enemy.

>

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5byt26/2016/d9seai4/) 
>You get a free lifetime pass on the Trump Train complete with complementary champagne and caviar dreams!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5k37fd/2016/dbl144c/) 
>http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/16/165805/2727008-5642209174-tumbl.png

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/69qs6k/2016/dh96kow/) 
>Fucking idiots.

, (22 https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/5o5tn2/2016/dcgtmzp/) 
>Gee YA FUCKING THINK?????

>Europe is done..only a massive violent uprising by its citizens to remove all traces of Islam will they have a chance.  Otherwise they are fucked if they continue their tolerance of this fucked up ideology.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5nmwww/2016/dccu23q/) 
>Wait..so if someone is gay...ISIS will rape them..making the ISIS person doing the punishment gay..meaning they will have to get raped...and so on and so on....

>TIL all of ISIS is gay.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5g7jdu/2016/daqgrsy/) 
>Too bad someone wasn't wearing a vest at the funeral

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/58dlgu/2016/d8zl8o9/) 
>Wait, so he had sex with a female deer?

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW/comments/5a2vx9/2016/d9gf4c6/) 
>Died of a blocked colon. What a sad sad thing 

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69a0xr/2016/dh51lrz/) 
>What sub is this even on?  I'm searching for the posts and none of them come up.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5lfkr0/2016/dbvi64v/) 
>So can you get these in the rectory?

, (5 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jn11n/2016/dbhip5n/) 
>Lucy!! You got some man'splainin to do!!

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5gukhl/2016/davalmk/) 
>No never taken a paycut I've only taken jobs that pay more than I'm currently earning because my privilege warrants it.

, (25 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5m4ae9/2016/dc0pw38/) 
>I'd say most of the weight here is in the front they'd need someone else behind the black guy to balance it out

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5opby5/2016/dclf6zd/) 
>I live in Tennessee can confirm...I'm almost finished my doctorate and most people that I speak to I have to dumb down my word usage to a fourth grade level.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/58w977/2016/d947a3l/) 
>LOL EXACTLY!!!

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5lbg7x/2016/dbufwxv/) 
>Awww is that all you got? How's that gun control working for you considering every victim/perp who kills in Chicago has at least 5 felonies on their record and can't buy a gun legally?  Keep on sucking Rahm Emmanuel's dick.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/5mbiaf/2016/dc2s879/) 
>I typed "rapey" and it didn't work.

, (4 https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5jfn5f/2016/dbfvvdl/) 
>IT WAS COLD JERRY MY PENIS WAS COLD!!!

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5fpwte/2016/dam38i0/) 
>
And the hits just KEEP ON COMING

>*Yep funny math. ALL of the 526 folk in this article were shot with guns. The loss of credibility occcurs when you pro gun violence types attempt to compare auto accidents to shootings.*

>[–]HanAssholeSolo 1 point 2 minutes ago 

>Here's a fun homework assignment for you. Over 500 people have been shot and killed in Chicago this year.

>Find the info on EVERY perp, list which ones are felons (not allowed to purchase a gun) and then compare it to which ones did the shooting that were registered gun owners.

>It'll probably be 99:1 ration of unregistered to registered. The issue isn't registering guns, registered gun owners commit crimes in SIGNIFICANTLY less numbers than felons who illegally obtain guns.

>Oh, and your lame ass attempt to dismiss auto accidents...so you're saying people killed in auto accidents especially by drunk/distracted drivers are "lump sum bullshit"? Just using your same lame logic you used above.


, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5m3lgd/2016/dc0kavo/) 
>Sometimes at the same time

, (6 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5gja88/2016/dasqlpg/) 
>First 40 seconds...hey great another Mission Impossible Mov....aaaand it's the Mummy.....but wait he comes back to life....Edge of Tomorrrow sequ....aaaand it's the Mummy.

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/5jrin0/2016/dbj6xy8/) 
>Your dad was Inigo Montoya..someone is going to kill his father...and they are preparing to die.

, (8 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5f57eq/2016/dahj7ky/) 
>Ashton Kutcher was on that 70s show playing a guy in the 70s...time traveler confirmed.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5onm5e/2016/dcl1esf/) 
>Hello? Mel Brooks?

, (3 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6b7kxn/2016/dhkfs5z/) 
>Sorry guys, it's a hoax he's still alive.

, (2 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5gjcry/2016/dastbux/) 
>THIS....everything was cool until he threw a shit fit and then took his mask off.

, (118 https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6c7q0g/2016/dhslaej/) 
>Ah ok, thanks I was wondering if I had missed one.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/5p9d7l/2016/dcpgo72/) 
>May the farce be with you.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5ma189/2016/dc28aun/) 
>I'm sold!

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5hra62/2016/db2uihr/) 
>FUCK ALLAH

>FUCK THE KORAN

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6brf1c/2016/dhoxexh/) 
>26% DOWNVOTES IN 12 MINUTES??

>FUCK YOU HUFFMAN.

, (9 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5byetz/2016/d9sbtr0/) 
>According to The Guardian Trump is at 244 and hasn't called Wisconsin yet that will put him at 254

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/5oq6jb/2016/dclfexf/) 
>I'm a big Cowboys fan but the overall reason they lost to GB is that they didn't keep their momentum going into the last game..they played the starters in Philly, then took them out and let Sanchez fuck the entire game up with one INT after another.  They should have stuck with Romo and they would have won, but instead let the starters essentially get a 3 week rest, resulting in them taking 3 quarters to get their shit back together and almost beat GB.  Had they played the last game with a full team I think things would have gone differently.

, (0 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bc7ro/2016/d9nc48c/) 
>You're complete bullshit.  Wikileaks is opening up the truth and you can't fucking handle it.

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5g6hrf/2016/daqgdvk/) 
>NERRRRRRRRDDDSSSS!!!!

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5hyxly/2016/db4mwci/) 
>Is every good photo on google images a fucking stock photo now?

, (1 https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/5fpyij/2016/dap4jrm/) 
>My problem with that is when I installed SFB it pulled in ALL my previous conversations from Lync that I had deleted so now I have over 200 of them and have to delete them one at a time..what a PAIN in the ass!

, (-1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5o1h74/2016/dcga50h/) 
>Tell us when your balls drop and