Uncle Sam:
This Fourth of July why not celebrate your independence from free and fair elections?
Uncle Sam:
Voting machines in Georgia which can't be verified! Votes in Michigan which can't be recounted! Elimination of the Election Assistance Commission! Voter purges! Voter I.D. laws! Gerrymandering! Insecure servers! Destruction of the Voting Rights Act!
Uncle Sam:
Hang on, did I read the TelePrompTer right? Yes?
Uncle Sam:
Hey, this Fourth of July, why not forget about democracy and maybe buy a nice mattress or a car?