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Stalking childhood friends, doing crack, and fighting people for balls of drugs: The ballad of /u/ilovesmokingcrack (self.Drama)

PizzaRollers が 投稿 - announcement

/u/ilovesmokingcrack has been blazing a trail of drama across reddit, and I figured she needed her own special post.

Here's some of the earliest drama she was involved in

After asking reddit for guidance, she claimed that she "trusts reddit more than therapists" while handling the stalking of an old childhood friend. It's pretty depressing.

She returns here to announce that she's planning on fighting another woman for a ball of crack, where's met with ridicule from the opiate community.

When she comes back to announce that she did *not* fight that girl, she explains that crystal meth is fine for her, sparking even more drama!

All in all, it's been one fun adventure for good ol ilovesmokingcrack

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[–]shitpost953 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/opiates/comments/6iu067/making_money/dj9gn9l/

what in the fuck...

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I ain't even mad, I do post bizarre shit lmao

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She has the most relevant username ever

[–]PoorLilMarco 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the epitome of white people nonsense.

Edit: Holy hell, her whole comment history is a fucking trainwreck.

[–]boyoyoyoyong [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

so u/ilovesmokingcrack "i believe it intelligent people are more depressed because they see the world for what it is" is that why you're fighting crackheads for your next hit....Your just so woke to the world you have to do crack. Til the degenerates in r/opiates aren't junkies they are simply woke.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

I'm not woke because I do crack I'm woke AF because I got ketamine shot in my booty while I was in the hospital. It's a weird story, I tried to murder my fiance at the time but he didn't want me to go to jail so he told the cops I tried to kill myself so they took me to the hospital and I tried to run away but they caught me lmao so they put my ass in restraints and I have PTSD so I started freaking out so they gave me a shot of Ketamine to call me down, right? But I did not calm down, I traveled through the universe for centuries and discovered I'm a god of a lesser dimension called The Wired, you see.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

This has to be a troll, right?

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I wish, that actually happened and I got locked in the psych ward for two weeks. I was so mad I cursed out the head nurse and smashed the phone. I got a shot of Haldol and Ativan in my ass for that.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

the attempted murder part....

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

That was a little exaggerated, I just got in a fight with him because he didn't like my haircut so I pulled out a knife and backed him into the corner. I didn't stab or anything

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Okay, so just shoving a knife in his face because he didn't like your haircut.

Much better.

[–]Brumaired [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Bitch you crazy.

[–]NoiselessLeg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That read like a somewhat-sentient /r/opiates subreddit simulator bot

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Of course she moves the girl she hardly knows in with her, typical lesbian

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

Excuse me, I'm bisexual.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

And a crack addict.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

I do crystal now

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

That doesn't make it better that makes it worse.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

I explained in my post how crystal is far superior to crack, except for the fact it makes me psychotic and one time someone gave me flakka and I thought it was meth and I went really crazy and tried to rob a church and pulled a knife on cops, this one cop slapped me right across my face and I was in the psych ward a month for that shit lmao

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

You keep arguing against yourself every time to defend yourself.

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

I'm an open book

[–]shitpost953 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

please tell us more about your criminal record

[–]ilovesmokingcrack [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I've only been arrested once when I was a teenager because I stole my brother's car and got into a police chase because I was doing 120. Then I got questioned by the police for the stalking thing, no charges though thankfully! The rest of my run in with the police have been them dragging me to the hospital for one reason or another

[–]Lorenzo_Canyon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's an obvious troll bruh

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Not when you keep trying to defend your actions and simultaneously make yourself look worse.

[–]snallygaster [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Have you ever tried not taking a bunch of drugs? Like, what are you even like when you're sober at this point?

[–]SuchSpookySkeltal [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Could've fooled me

[–]SnapshillBot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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[–]betazoom78 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

China's got the right idea with how to deal with drug addicts tbh.

[–]boyoyoyoyong [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think the Philippines is a bit more efficient