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[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]JasonJewnova 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Honestly if you've not been banned from incels by now you need to re-evaluate your life.

[–]Datadagger 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

caring enough about incels to be banned from their sub

Wew lad

[–]SnapshillBot 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

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[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of course you would stand up for a fellow bot, racist.

[–]TotesMessenger 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]JohnTheOrc 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking awful. Good job

[–]its_drumpf 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I'm a bot. Type stop to stop future messages from this bot

I noticed you are talking about Trump, aka Donald Drumpf. I would like to discuss some of the things around the election which he stole. He stole it from Hillary Clinton, who was the best candidate we had.

This is why #ImWithHer is so fundamental. America is facing the most dangerous, the most extreme, frankly to extreme to be taking seriously, threat that it ever has. Donald Trump is a fascist National socialist with a racist, homophobic, transphobic, ect. ect. agenda that will hurt everyone who is not a straight white Christian male.

How extreme is the Donald Trump threat Consider the following

  • Donald Trump has refused to release his tax returns.
  • Donald Trump has bankrupted more companies than he has children
  • Donald Trump's family original name is actually Drumpf.
  • His extremest agenda is so extreme it will take social issues back to 1850

What is the deal with his tax returns? It will allow us to see that Drumpf is actually not rich or wealthy at all, We would haev indisputable evidence of his net worth and we will see that not only does he not pay taxes at all but he is also likely broke. How he runs his campaign, ect. is another indication. I interviewed the Field Director of Tax Law at H&R Block about the matter. I asked him: "Why doesn't Drumpf just release his tax returns once and for all?" He responded: "Simply, because he's to extreme to be taking seriously, and his tax returns would reveal that."

Later, as we were driving on Interstate 405, with the wind cruising through our hair and tokking up to some dank weed, he explained further:

Drumpf's tax returns are the holy grail. I guarantee you, that it would prove that he is lying about everything: it will show us his net worth and it's likely near 0. He doesn't donate to charity and he doesn't pay taxes. I know this because I'm in the industry and I "get it." I can't go out and make this public but trust me it's true.

So why is Drumpf so untrustworthy? This is why #ImWithHer is so valuable, it provides answers. I asked about the ancestry, and the genealogy of Drumpf. What is the significance of it?

I went to the Head of Genealogy at USC to ask the question posed. Is Drumpf an indication of extremest attitudes? She replied, "Absolutely."

As we called for the elevator, she continued:

There's nothign wrong with the Drumpf name per se. But it's an indication of dishonesty. Trump supports, you need to ask yourself: Why did he lie about this? What is he hiding? Perhaps he is a felon, a white collar criminal, or perhaps he is a peddafile. Why else would he be so dishonest? Hell, look at the tax return issues!

I brought her up to speed on the tax return issues after speaking with the Field Director at H&R Block.

I knew it! This is why #ImWithHer is so important. We've gotten to the bottom of his tax returns, and we will keep uncovering issues and exposing Drumpf for the lying fraud he is. This is empowering. We are destroying the male intittlement behind his actions and we are, finally, for the first time, holding the top white, wealthy men accountable.

This ties in directly with the bankruptices. Let's look at it logically

  • Drumpf is a businessman
  • Drumpf has dozens of bankruptcies on his record
  • Drumpf has not repaid millions, if not billions, of dollars in loans as a result of the bankruptcies

Extreme much? Absolutely.

I wrote an essay in my Embodiments of Patriarchy class on this very subject.

It's not enough that Drumpf is an oppressive force, a testament to the white male patriarchy. He had to flaunt it with his bankruptcies. He stole money from working people and didn't return it. This is a femminnest issue because these actions affected women disproportionately.

And yes, I got an A for the paper. So where are we with this? We've exposed the damages of his bankruptcies, and his extremest attitudes.

His hatred of minorities, especially Mexicans and Blacks, as well as poor people, and frankly anyone who isn't a cis-white straight male is what makes him the most extreme. What could we expect from a Drumpf Precedency?

  • Deportation of Mexicans
  • Deportation and incarceration of Blacks
  • Expansion of #BlueLivesMatter and Dissolution of #BlackLivesMatter
  • Divisive attitudes,
  • climate change that will affect the world
  • A decrease in science and education

The last part is key.

Republicans absolutely hate Education. They know an educated people will never vote against there self interests. They know educated people "get it" and vote for candidates that offer them the most. This is why he would cut it.

Here's some more:

  • More wealth division
  • Tax breaks for the rich
  • Tax increases for the poor
  • Regressive taxes
  • Private prisons
  • Training camps and halocaust-style society

So where does this leave us?

You have to ask us: what kind of person would vote for Drumpf?

Here are some defining attributes:

  • Don't care about black people
  • Don't care about minorities
  • Don't care he lied about Drumpf
  • Don't care about climate change
  • Don't care about gay and trans rights
  • Don't care about bankruptcies
  • Don't care about wealth division
  • Don't want to redistribute wealth from the top to the bottom
  • Votes against his own self interests.

I personally don't know anyone who matches that criteria but then again I don't know anyone voting for Drumpf. I asked the Southern Poverty Law Center's Voter Rights Division about these characteristics. I asked via email: "Are these the characteristics of a Drumpf voter?" They answered: "Absolutely, yes."

Drumpf is extreme. That's the bottom line. And the people that support him are fringe alt-right fanatics who are to extreme to be taking seriously. They want to take America back to 1850, to prevent equality, unless you are a white straight cis male, ect. ect.

So who votes for Drumpf?

Very few people actually. There's no way he can win the election without some sort of fraud.

But isn't voter fraud a concenr?

Yes, absolutely. Republicans are epic at voter fraud. If Drumpf wins this is how we can do it, so that

So how do we stop this?

The power is in the top 1% who need there wealth the least. This is why the power distribution and wealth distribution is such a problem. Do they need there money? Well, no, but that doesn't matter. They'll still steal money from the workign poor who need it hte most.

Such as?

Drumpf. Drumpf wouldn't pay his workers. He routinely stiffs people and fires them.

What can be done?

This is why #ImWithHer is such an important phenomena. Hillary Clinton is the only one that can solve the issue and that is why we need to vote for her.

The email continues:

If you

  • Care about black people, minorities, and women
  • Care about Drumpf lying
  • Care about climate change
  • Care about gay and trans rights
  • Care about Drumpf and his bankruptcies
  • Want a basic income
  • Want wealth redistribution
  • ect. ect. ect.

Then the only choice is to really join the #ImWithHer movement. Support a team that is looking out for the common good, for the 99% who neeed help from the Government the most, for the minorities and gay / trans people who need there defense the most, ect. ect.

[–]LSU_Coonass 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I support this bot solely because the walls of text will help make Reddit more unreadable.

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (6子コメント)

What an epic shitpost!!

Good job bot!

[–]Sir_Panache 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats amazing. I'm sure Trump would appreciate it greatly.

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The typos really sell it. Where did you source all of this from?

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I wrote this as a stream of conscious back when the Presidential debate were occurring, and I was going to spam it all over the /r/politics megathreads. I got banned in record time so it was an absolute waste of time.

As for the misspellings, there are a few go-to ones I use when I really want to come across as an idiot. Mostly:

  • retarted
  • ect
  • benifit

The rest of the typos were probably real typos that I intentionally didn't correct.

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I noticed some apparent auto-corrects, like "precedency" for "presidency". Also, there's no way "femminnest" is accidental.

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh yeah "femminest" or "femminnest" is another one of my faves, as well as "missoginny"

Also I try to misspell as many words as possible in "too extreme to be taken seriously."

[–]nanonan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The " frankly to extreme to be taking seriously" was nice.

[–]fsdgfhk 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But seriously, I'm pretty sure Hilary still has a shot.

[–]The_Reason_Trump_Won 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is pretty good. Normally I dislike megathreads/big wall of text effort posts but you should collect some of the biggest butthurt from this and post it every week or so.

[–]snallygaster 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (21子コメント)

This is just incredible beyond belief. How did you come up with this?

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (20子コメント)

the bot or the contents of the shitpost?

[–]snallygaster 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Everything about this project. It's so innocuous but guaranteed to produce amazing output.

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (18子コメント)

I've been meddling with the idea for a while now, but I saw my opportunity when world's worst bot /u/its_republicare reared its autistic face to /r/drama. I reached out to /u/its_republicare and told the owner that I was interesting in memeing about supply side economics and how awful capitalism is, and fellow communist /u/its_republicare was more than happy to open the source (NSFW!!! to the bot.

It was written in Python, and honestly it is well written and easy to understand. I am a non-practicing programmer by background but don't know Python (or any real modern programming paradigms for that matter), but was able to get it up and running. It took about 2 hours, mostly because I was unaware that I needed to install a special Python package and didn't realize I had to register the app with Reddit to get it to work. If I had to start a new bot knowing that, it would take less than 10 minutes.

Unfortunately, the bot seems to be throttled at the moment so it's slow going. The hate is still flowing in, which is nice. I will need to mine karma the next time I do this.

Let me know if you want the source.

As for the contents of the shitpost, I wrote this back during the Presidential debates. I wanted to come across as a schizophrenic autistic psycho and wanted to reach the character limit, but got bored writing it about 2,000 characters short or so.

I was going to shot-gun spam this to Politics in the debate megathread. I estimated the median age of /r/politics to be about 17 and the mean age to be 20 so I wanted to write something that would make sense to a 17 year old and cringy to a 20 year old.

For some reason, the "quoting the expert" with inline code seemed especially cringy. I got the idea from a /r/politics post a long time ago but don't remember where. I asked the Head Lecturer of University Southern California department of Linguistics why this is the case, and she said:

It's because it seems so inauthentic. It seems so fake. You are writing this from the stance of authority, but really it just comes across as sad.

Later, as we were talking through the parking garage, she expanded:

We hate Trump.

Anyway the actual copypasta got me banned from /r/politics in record time ... considering there were like 2,000 comments a minute being posted to the megathread, I'm surprised they found me. So all-in-all the copypasta was a failure, but I have kept it around and used it in selective instances when I needed longtext wall of cringe.

[–]snallygaster 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Only 2 hours for infinite angry messages? Impressive. Have you been benned from any other subs yet?

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (7子コメント)

So far...

"seattlewa", "incels", "bigbrother", "marchagainsttrump", "thenewright", "todayilearned", "askreddit", "whowouldwin", "kotakuinaction", "worldnews", "politics", "anime"

By the way, is there some sort of Chrome plug-in that will export a tab into a JPG? I'll leave this little guy on overnight and I'll post the responses tomoz if it's easy as clicking "export"

[–]Miguk_Saram 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a pretty impressive resumé. It's nice to see that even in the 21st century we have equal opportunity shitposters.

[–]snallygaster 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

By the way, is there some sort of Chrome plug-in that will export a tab into a JPG? I'll leave this little guy on overnight and I'll post the responses tomoz if it's easy as clicking "export"

No idea. /u/justcool393, do you know? It seems like you would.

[–]justcool393 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I use FireShot Pro whenever I take screenshots. I click on the icon and then click "Export Entire Page". Its also does it to a PNG which is less shitty than JPG.

Also, your bot will almost certainly get shadowbanned pretty soon DDHB.

/u/DeepDickedHillyBilly

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

For serious dude, what's your obsession with things getting shadowbanned. Do you think I give a fuck my 6 hour old throwaway gets shadowbanned? And anyway why would it, it is doing the same annoying shit that all the other stupid bots do.

[–]justcool393 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I only saw the thread cause of snallygaster's username ping. I've been out most of the day. Its annoying for a bot, but in context its great for Drama. :)

[–]HodorTheDoorHolder 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I will pay you to make me a bot

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Tell me what you want the bot to do.

If it creates drama, stress, misery or loathing in the world I'll likely do it for free

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do the opposite but it gets triggered by saying "Clinton".

[–]sombresobriquet 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Whenever someone mentions "Trump" and "LGBT" in the same post, have the bot reply "Reminder: Trump was the first president to get elected supporting gay rights."

[–]HodorTheDoorHolder 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let me think about it. Give me 24 hours.

[–]Jetz72 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Step 1: log all posts made to r/suicidewatch...

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For some reason, the "quoting the expert" with inline code seemed especially cringy. I got the idea from a /r/politics post a long time ago but don't remember where. I asked the Head Lecturer of University Southern California department of Linguistics why this is the case, and [inline quote]

Heh.

[–]wolfdreams01 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/drama mods, this man is a national treasure and needs to be made a mod at once!

Alternatively, mod the bot! r/drama will be the first sub to show our progressive bona fides by practicing affirmative action for People of Coding.

[–]glmox 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

words fail me

thank you so much

[–]Pepperglue 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shitpost, but with a lot of effort put into it.

You are the hero we all need.

[–]handsomestalin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

America should be nuked

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you so much for this. I will make it my duty to give this bot as much karma as possible.

[–]TheGreatWolfRuss 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking beautiful

[–]freet0 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank goodness T_D posters are so stupid they will fall for it. That sub goes after bait like a school of starving piranhas.

[–]KiwiSkin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does this bot have more karma than me?

[–]Cake_eater666 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Automated lulz harvesting...Has science gone too far?

[–]MarchForCucks 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TWO GENDERS

TWO SCOOPS

[–]Ajreil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make a conspiracy nut bot named "711wasaninsidejob"

[–]MG87 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

rape my dog

Oh that crazy Whitney Wisconsin

[–]CucksLoveTrump 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Who is the creator? I know some Drama regular didn't make this

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (10子コメント)

me

[–]CucksLoveTrump -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm hesitant to believe you

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (8子コメント)

k

[–]CucksLoveTrump 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Post code so I can make one about cuckoldry

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's the best way to do this anonymously?

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Never mind I'll just link you to his github when I get home.

Do you have a Linux box to run it off of?

[–]CucksLoveTrump 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Eh I can find one

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

okay, try here:

https://github.com/zMnp4VyP/its_republicare

Download all of the files (including the data/ directory) and move them onto your Linux box.

You will need Praw for this. Praw is some python Reddit scripting shit, I dunno. You should be able to install it as I did by typing "pip install Praw" ... it didn't work for me so I used sudo because I didn't give a fuck. Naughty me.

The .ini file at the bottom has your username and password. It has some other shit too that you need to get by registering your app with Reddit. This link as a good intro on how to get a client id and secret.

The spam text can be found in the reply_strings.py, predictably.

After that you should by good to go by typing "python main.py" and laughing your ass off.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hah! Thanks for the rundown bud

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now everybody can make a bot! This could get messy.