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[–]glmox 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (5子コメント)

i cant believe i actually bothered filling this thing out mostly seriously god i should just end it all

[–]Byrnhildr_Sedai 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What else would I do on my morning poop?

[–]JohnnyLargeCockthis is why we need /r/thefempill 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Masturbate, like a normal human being.

[–]Byrnhildr_Sedai 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

At work?

[–]JohnnyLargeCockthis is why we need /r/thefempill 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uh, unless you've got a retarded job, yeah.

It's 2017 bro, in case you didn't get the memo.

[–]TheRootinTootinPutin 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Did anyone else feel relief when they realized they weren't noticeable enough to warrant a question on the survey? That's when I'd delete my account and create a new one tbqhwyf.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Time to die, I guess.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is an other option, so you aren't out of the woods yet.

[–]dis_is_my_account 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel bad that I could instantly figure out what the words of that acronym were

[–]OccasionallyClueless 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, they can still write you in for one of the answers.

[–]lokichilde 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Also I love the low expectations for salary

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was just going to post that. I imagine $50K is unimaginably large to someone like homosexual bot coder /u/justcool393, so he put that option, smugly chuckling that no one could possibly ever earn that much.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I copied the question and answers from a previous /r/Drama survey. ;)

[–]Ishatonyourface 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I noticed that and feel honored. You should have allowed people to pick multiple answers for their (least) favorite regulars though. Looking forward to the results, especially the last question.

/u/DeepDickedHillybilly, I actually copy pasted those categories from some kinda scientific survey.

[–]LSU_Coonass 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

and I couldn't put student and salary, like bitch Im making 20k on top of being a student.

[–]bobbybonnadouchey 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Disgusting.

Your list of kinks is so pedestrian. No inflation, no kigurumi, no shitting dick nipples.

I've never been this kinkshamed before. Literally shaking rn.

[–]OccasionallyClueless 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never been this kinkshamed before. Literally shaking rn.

Must have been a really good orgasm

[–]blertyuh 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ikr its so fucking gross

[–]EddingtonDidNothingW 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

dropped the poll as soon as i saw no josou seme tbh

[–]JohnTheOrc 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I voted u/MasterLawlz for best mod, but I want him to know that I consider it a protest vote.

[–]MasterLawlz 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Contrarianism is also my main method of getting women

[–]Pablopubes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

how's that working out for you?

[–]MasterLawlz 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Very, very poorly thus far. But they say a genius is someone who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome, so I still have faith.

[–]Pablopubes 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hit the lawyer, delete the gym, and facebook up

[–]PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But they say a genius is someone who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome

if you aren't a mod yet you should be.

[–]MasterLawlz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am, from now and forever more

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I did my duty, now you do yours.

[–]CirqueDuFuder 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I grabbed many illegals to vote on this survey.

MATCH ME.

[–]Pablopubes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I took my laptop down to home depot and hired a bunch of day laborers to fill out the survey

[–]NGC_6960 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm socially stunted and autistic so I filled out this survey 23 times by myself.

[–]Pablopubes 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, great job! I'm proud of you!

[–]HeresCyonnah 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vote early and vote often.

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm a regular? Time to kill myself I guess.

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (8子コメント)

When does the survey end so we can see results? Also glad I'm not a regular, I'd fucking kill myself if people knew me for that.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes you are. I added you to the list.

To answer your other question, probably in a couple days. We want to give a chance for everyone to respond.

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You spelled my name wrong :<<

[–]Jetz72 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe you spelled your name wrong?

[–]justcool393[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My phone did not like the Google Survey website, so thats probably why it got fucked up.

[–]midairfistfight 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Highest income bracket is $50k+. Suddenly I feel rich.

[–]lokichilde 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Suddenly I feel richer than the average /r/drama poster.

Not an argument

[–]Byrnhildr_Sedai 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Actually, you are looking for the median /r/drama user, the average wealth is actually pretty high here.

[–]lokichilde 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]xNotch 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude, I AM /r/drama

[–]lokichilde 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're slacking btw. Need another vague tweet to rile up the nerds. Have you tried naming a random sports team just to watch the wild speculation for fun?

[–]Cloacalla_Festival 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is Haley Joel Osment's character on Silicon Valley supposed to be you?

[–]subpoutine 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck you for actually getting a response from senpai.

[–]lokichilde 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh I thought everyone did. You still haven't yet?

[–]guyjin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, no xnotch bracket?

[–]ChaoticEvil 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I saw no option for fat manlet. The implication is clear

[–]justcool393[S,M] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

For which?

[–]ChaoticEvil 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Really any of them. The people should know if there are subhumans around them

[–]_Norm_ 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sweats

haha y-yeah. wouldn't want any chubby manlets around... haha

[–]shitlordcaligula_2 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's already an incel option :P

[–]ChaoticEvil 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wew good point fam. Although i think descel is more appropriate. Deservedly celibate.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There is an Other option on a lot of them.

[–]ChaoticEvil 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we were predisposed to do a little extra effort we wouldn't be fat, fam.

[–]lokichilde 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Wtf? Why isn't Jew an option for race?

[–]_Norm_ 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Because then the goyim would know

[–]lokichilde 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just don't want there to be any mix-ups when the mayocide begins

[–]ironicshitpostr 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are (((we))) white this week or not?

[–]lokichilde 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(((We))) aren't. I call it the White Supremacist loophole. Intended to deny us whiteness, but just gave us extra non-mayo powers and a get out of mayocide free card.

[–]DistortedLines 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oy vey, remind them of the 6 quantillion

[–]CirqueDuFuder 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because they are a social construct and aren't real.

[–]shazbottled 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pro tip: lie on the survey so the mods won't know where you keep your tendies

[–]blertyuh 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I only recognise maybe half of the mod list wtf? What are the other mods doing?

[–]LSU_Coonass 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I would just like to thank god and jesus that I am not listed as an /r/drama "regular"

[–]justcool393[S,M] 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You are now!

[–]LSU_Coonass 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

>editing the survey in real time

I didn't know the mods were capable of such jewry.

[–]PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh fuck I need to go and retake it

[–]Nechaev 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I got to page four and I'm sorry, but I just couldn't go on. It was like something out of the Teen Choice Awards.

which mod have you got a secret crush on?

.

who is the sexiest mod?

.

best kiss in an r/drama thread?

.

which poster would you most like to see dick picks of?

At least with the Teen Choice Awards we get to see the winners covered in slime.

[–]Pablopubes 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean you've never seen /u/Zachums and /u/riemann1413 covered in each other's slime?

[–]Nechaev 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you have any idea how much money I've spent on hypnosis trying to forget that ever happened?

[–]flipkt 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

enter your personal preferences in jewgle.com goy!

No.

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (5子コメント)

where's the "meme you hate?" category?

[–]CirqueDuFuder 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Need that and checkboxes so I don't have to just be stuck with one.

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'd say which memes I hate but then I'd get flooded with them. Much like /u/prince_kropotkin gets bombarded with neoliberal memes.

except /r/neoliberal memes actually help people though

[–]CirqueDuFuder 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I expect a tug on this line shortly.

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Future survey question suggestions:

  1. How many accounts have been banned / shadowbanned?

  2. Roughly how many subs are you banned from?

  3. How many times have you been banned from /r/drama?

  4. Are you banned from SRD? 4b. If no, do you wish you were?

[–]Sickmonkey3 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This survey just got more autistic the further you got.

Nice

[–]Pablopubes 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why isn't there an question for who has the best custom flair? And the only answer should be me.

[–]PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

why isn't bussy an option.

[–]SnapshillBot 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Works_of_memercy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why are there three exactly the same options re: Political Leaning?

[–]justcool393[S,M] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is about what people identify as, because there really isn't much better way to do it without knowing a bunch of history, which people are too lazy to give out.

If they identify as a Donald Trump supporter, than that is them, or a conservative, or a Nazi, those are considered different things for the purposes of the survey.

[–]Works_of_memercy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol, I meant neoliberal/south park neutral/radical centrist.

About the different flavors of nazis I agree, more choice for them is better.

[–]justcool393[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, its mostly about identification. It is hard to get a good gauge of what people are. If I didn't, we would get a bunch of people asking where their political choice is.

[–]telandrias 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm excited for this because I'm a complete shithead and have nothing else going on in my life right now.

[–]The_Reason_Trump_Won 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (39子コメント)

Bitchhhhhh why am I not on the list of regulars ?

[–]MakeAmericaSageAgain 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Not being on there made my day. /u/Ultrashitpost should be included though. Shitting up every single thread with his platitudes.

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (7子コメント)

yeah i was pleasantly surprised to see i wasn't on there.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Fixed.

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I said "i was pleasantly surprised to see i wasn't on there"

[–]MakeAmericaSageAgain 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mod senpai actually noticed you. This is not the time to play coy.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, I know.

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh ok, just wanted to be sure bby

[–]crefakis 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Put him on there twice

[–]OccasionallyClueless 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry dawg I voted for you

[–]justcool393[S,M] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fixed. Added both of you.

[–]lokichilde 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice. Misery loves company. I'd never thought about kms until I saw my name on there.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (25子コメント)

you are now

[–]_Norm_ 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

>tfw not good enough to be an /r/drama regular

[–]NGC_6960 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

WHAT ABOT ME RRREEEEEEEEE
And what about mai waifu /u/Neon_needles?
Also, no Brianna Wu on the lolcow menu? Do you hate women?

[–]Neon_needlesgives me asian fever 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

i voted you and also a whole bunch of anime titles i like.

[–]shitlordcaligula_2 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also that persephone chick doesn't seem as mentally challenged as the others. Though she definitely needs to stop bitching about haters.

[–]LLAXIS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Can you add /u/ReddCrowe / KhristKannon and /u/CirqueDuFuder too please?

[–]justcool393[S,M] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Done. Added you as well.

[–]Hammer_of_truthiness 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I jsut took this survey where the fuck was I homie.

[–]Pablopubes 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who cares about low T users like you

[–]ReddCrowe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You should be added too tbh.

[–]LLAXIS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't really post enough to count as a regular any more

[–]Chin_Up_Chick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why do you want that? Do you not have anything better going for you right now

[–]newnewisold 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoever wrote this, suffers autism.

[–]SamWhite 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Results when?

[–]justcool393[S,M] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

About a week or little less.

[–]SamWhite 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You motherless fuck, I want them now.

[–]justcool393[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have to change all of the variations on /u/Prince_Kropotkin's username (there are a lot of them) for the final thing for one, and combine all of the duplicates.

That's mostly the hold up.

[–]SamWhite 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have to change all of the variations on /u/Prince_Kropotkin [+19]'s username (there are a lot of them)

ok I may have contributed to that.

[–]Cyanidekat_risen 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

why isn't there a hispanic who doesn't pretend theyre white option for the race question?? REEEEEEEEEEE

[–]CirqueDuFuder 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You are white enough. Don't think saying Latina or Latinxyz or whatever people say now will save you when the race war starts.

[–]Chicup 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We all know every Hispanic without a tan will be trying to get on the winning team.

[–]goofylimp 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why do ask for bitmojis and selfies if you never look at them?

[–]AntiLuke 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel a little disappointed not getting to pick multiple good memes, also Assy is right and there should have been a terrible memes category.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, although its too late to really change it now. There is always next time, however!

[–]MasterLawlz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why am I two separate options for fav lolcow?

[–]justcool393[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think I meant to put someone else there. I'll remove the duplicate.

[–]MasterLawlz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I thought it was a joke lol, like I'm that much of a lolcow

[–]OldOrder 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No Vore on the kink list. Mods confirmed as vanilla in the sack

[–]HuckleberryFN2187 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jews get a race but Arabs don't? Fucking صهيونيين.

[–]DistortedLines 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They have to satisfy God's chosen people

[–]savantfool 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Next time dont tag it after closing shitlord. MY SURVEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT

[–]grungebot5000 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

you bastards, closing this survey after 6 hrs

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the end of Friday. Bitch where are they?

[–]18aidanme 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

tfw not popular enough to be drama regular.

[–]blertyuh 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its better not to be lol

[–]Hellkyte 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did this instead of masturbating :(

[–]blacknblue12 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

can you make seriousposting an option for favorite meme?

[–]ownersinc 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is there no living in Asia option for the weebs who are living the dream?

[–]PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

party parrot is okay but here's some doot instead

[–]ReddCrowe 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm not listed as a drama regular :(

[–]justcool393[S,M] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Added. Sorry about that!

[–]CucksLoveTrump 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

...?

[–]justcool393[S,M] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As I said in the OP, I'm adding regulars to the list. I forgot a bunch, unsurprisingly.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's too many of us. Some of us need to neck ourselves

[–]ReddCrowe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol! Thanks fam but the sad face was about 40% joking 💜

[–]fernandopox 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Done. Looking forward to the results. But what's with dark-skinned latinos not having a representation REEEEE.

[–]GARBAGE_MACHINE 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finished it for you, bb

[–]goofylimp 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

/u/Cyanidekat_risen and /u/thydocco never post anymore. Regulars, my acne.

[–]Cloacalla_Festival 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

White 307 74.2
Asian 15 3.6
Serbian 18 4.3
Black 9 2.2
Successful Black 12 2.9
Some shade of brown not good enough to get its own category 53 12.8

[–]PhysicsIsMyMistress 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

How the hell am I not a regular? You should at least give people the opportunity to easily pick me for "least favorite."

[–]justcool393[S,M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Added. Sorry about that :)

[–]PhysicsIsMyMistress 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's okay. I didn't put you for worst mod.

[–]HodorTheDoorHolder 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As top mod of /r/drama, I didn't take offense to the fact that I wasn't added as a regular either.

[–]justcool393[S,M] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're almost a day late to even have had a chance at being included. I'm still processing the results, so you may be a write in!