“Dude, how many layers of Weird Near-Future Sci-Fi Politics are you on right now?”
“I dunno, let me go consult the chart.”
If you still play LoL regularly, i want you to go outside and eat a pinecone. Eat the entire fucking thing because you know damn well that it’s unpleasant. Now you have a baseline for what is and isn’t pleasant, so you now have the tools to identify that you’re playing a shitty fucking game.
I have eaten a pinecone and I can say that raw, they taste like dirt. But soak it in salt water it’s actually pretty alright. I know that it’s a shit game but it’s the only game my friends and I can play together. I don’t mind playing, I just can’t binge on it like most do
People out here eating pinecones for fun.
Watch your children folks.
Anonymous asked: I was "born" with eight extra teeth so when I was 15 I got them pulled and now I have them in a bag nailed to my bedroom door
Why is “born” in quotation marks? Were you brought into this world elsewise? Why did you nail them to your door? Is it a kind of symbol? A warning? A… fetish? Everything about this ask is extremely upsetting. Thanks so much.
Bottled Series by emmalazauski
this video emits so much positive energy
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I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.
New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.
“we must never speak of this”
PETA taking a controversial but ambiguous stance on the issue of fucking domestic birds.