matt • nz • otters

i’m in LA for a few hours if any of u americans want to.. leave me the hell alone and let me sleep that would be sick x

i hate america how does tipping work. if there’s a squirrel on the footpath and it moves out of the way are u meant to tip it

ensyme:

me and this Baby Boy..

bntyhuntr:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

dovepisces:

acoolsuggestion:

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

@ensyme

Pranked the Bastard .

me and this Baby Boy..

thanks chief ur very polite ❤️

not unless ur gay bro

I have a porn blog