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LPT: If you're sexually attracted to children, become a priest. Priests are sworn to celibacy and this vow will ensure you don't act on your impulses. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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[–]killerbeeman 1497 ポイント1498 ポイント  (51子コメント)

This is dark.

[–]Dykesaurus_Wreks 402 ポイント403 ポイント  (35子コメント)

This is dark: /r/pastorarrested

[–]killerbeeman 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow

[–]Boozlebob 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Based on the bot's sneak peak, I won't be visiting that sub. Justice but nah.

[–]Bobthecow775 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You made the right choice. It's just depressing

[–]ProgressiveJedi 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are just the times they get caught.

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[–]elephantinegrace 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I don't mean to sound like an rAtheist here but fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[–]i4LOVE4Pie4 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Dude I'm pretty sure that's what got them in trouble in the first place.

[–]SuggestiveDetective 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(see username)

In minor cases, it's terrible coping custom to bet on crosses on the walls.

[–]askmeforbunnypics 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take solace in the fact that you're only hearing about the shitty ones, not all the other pastors that never diddled kids or have any desire to.

[–]jimjoebob 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

well, tbh, "but-fuuuuuuck"--ing priests are why a lot of us become atheists in the first place.

[–]AM_JESUS_AMA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nothing wrong with atheism. Quite a bit wrong with /r/atheism.

[–]Phorfaber 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Username relevant?

[–]LimberWaffle -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Yes I also hate popular things which makes me better than most people."

It's funny how much hate that sub gets. It's full of people smart enough to know that feelings don't equal fact. Yet it's universally seen as a negative thing. Can't help but think that something other than logic is playing a part in those emotions.

Sure, it may not be a meeting of geniuses, but either are people dumb enough to believe in a sky daddy.

[–]seanfish 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not their beliefs, or the grounding of them; it's the large number of overcompensating assholes.

You know the type.

[–]epicurean56 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/jesuschristreddit

[–]SarahC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Months of abuse?

Did they stop for a break or anything?

[–]tailsfromretail 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You would think every one in a while, but wow. So many reports of serious crime by clergy.

[–]Captain-fach 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (9子コメント)

So why is it always little boys? Like seriously? There's never a pastor who gets caught nailing some teen girl. It's always little boys

[–]N8theGr8 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

There's a Catholic high school in Baltimore where it's alleged that around 50 years ago, the priests were raping teen girls and even murdered one of the nuns who was going to go to the police about it. Here's an article:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-the-keepers-20170511-story.html

[–]Atreideswhore 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was an interesting read. If what they said about Maskell was true, going to the police might have put her further in harms way. I wonder if he's tied to the murders of those other girls.

[–]donttouchmysnoark 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a series on Netflix about this. It's called "the keepers"

[–]Murrdogg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mom tells stories of the priest at her school in the '50s that all the girls knew never to be alone with, so it happened to them too

[–]sloppyjoes7 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because the media chooses the most extreme and salacious stories it can. Also, they have a personal interest in pushing those stories.

[–]Wampawacka 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It also has to do with how many homosexual young men for the past several decades were pushed to the holy life.

[–]Literally_A_Shill 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also because many churches purposefully covered it up for years so now people are actively looking for it.

[–]KhunDavid 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In part because parents were watching their daughters more closely. A parent who would never let any man, including the local pastor, alone with their daughter wouldn't have thought the same about leaving their son unattended.

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    [–]mieri 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So that's an actual subreddit. TIL

    I mean, why wouldn't there be, but did not realise it existed.

    Definitely darker.

    [–]ButterflyAttack 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, the most fucked up thing about that sub is how active it is.

    I was brought up in a religious environment, and I've a couple of friends with similar backgrounds. This stuff is far from uncommon.

    TBF, whilst background pretty much vaccinated against any religion, it's also true that I've met Christians who've been genuine people, worked hard and voluntarily to help others, and not tried to preach to them. I certainly don't think all Christians are bad, they're not.

    The people who do this shit to kids - and they're not exclusively men - I just never understood how they can do that and still think of themselves as Christian.

    I still don't feel like the church is addressing this huge, really fucked up problem.

    Edit - reading some comments on that sub, they're so lacking in self awareness. The classic 'That evil pervert raped and tortured people. He should be raped and tortured, yeah!'

    People who say that stuff are lucky they don't know what they're taking about

    Edit 2. What's a pastor? I don't think we have them in the UK. Priests, vicars, all that lot, yeah. They're officially part of the larger church. Is a pastor like that? Is he trained like a priest etc? Or just some guy with a Bible? And is that what a 'preacher' is? Sorry, unfamiliar terms!

    [–]amusha 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Dark jokes are like children, not every priest get them.

    [–]ThirdMexican 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    No, this is Reddit.

    [–]Michael1997555 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    No, this is Patrick!

    [–]SiLv3rrrr 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    No, this is the Krusty Krab!

    [–]SuperFLEB 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LPT: Ensure that the monitor is on and that the brightness and contrast are properly calibrated.

    [–]Byteblade 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is dank

    [–]saenor 248 ポイント249 ポイント  (47子コメント)

    Isn't that believed to be a reason some people go/are forced into the priest hood? Same with some one that was gay back in the day. The family members would push that person into the priest hood so the family could hide the embarrassment of their son not having a wife.

    [–]RafeHaab 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Not at all. They were pushed into marriage instead. We don't do that anymore.

    [–]Lowefforthumor 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Lol who's that female gop representative with the husband in the closet?

    Edit: Michelle Bachmann

    [–]SquaggleWaggle 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Michelle Bachman All of them

    [–]Capissen38 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Former representative. MN fixed that shit.

    [–]scolfin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    I mean, we do, but with people of the same sex.

    Edit: Guys. Joke.

    [–]RafeHaab 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    So we push gays into gay marriage to hide their condition? Figures.

    [–]scolfin 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    And demand grandchildren

    [–]ciobanica 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Day 148: No one suspects me and Gary are gay, even after this long. Even though i had my doubts, it seems this whole gay marriage thing really does work.

    [–]_fumeofsighs 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I mean if you want to stop someone from having sex, marriage might be the most effective measure.

    [–]Haywood_jablowmeeee 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It takes about 30 years to work. 30 long years. Long. Long.

    [–]TheRealDrWan 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Anecdotal, of course, but the one person that I know that attended the seminary to become a Catholic priest dropped out because he became disillusioned when he came to recognize how many of his classmates were homosexual.

    By posting this anecdote in this thread, I do not mean to suggest that homosexuals are more likely to engage in pedophilia. However, it's very possible that some homosexual Catholics elect to become priests to suppress their urges and end up resorting to pedophilia as a "safe" outlet.

    [–]rhinguin 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Are you... gay?!?!"

    "Of course not, I'm just a pedophile."

    "Oh alright, carry on then. "

    [–]glasgow_girl 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What do you mean by "disillusioned"? Like he realised priesthood was being used more as a place to hide the gays away than a legitimate career path?

    [–]TheDirtyCondom 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (24子コメント)

    I think the cathloic church is just a haven for pedophiles. Considering just how many priests have been caught doing it theres no way the people at the top dont know its going on

    [–]elguerodiablo 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    This isn't a new thing. They banned women from singing and then castrated young boys so their singing voices didn't change. The popes were Michael Jacksoning the crap out of those castrated bastards. The catholic church was NAMBLA about a thousand years before NAMBLA.

    [–]0vl223 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Not really. They came to north america just as soon as everyone else. 500 years ago. How could you compare these two. The catholics had no chance to be 1/3 of the NAMBLA for half that time.

    [–]smurphatron 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You know what he meant. What a stupidly pedantic comment.

    [–]Poj10 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (20子コメント)

    That's completely false, records show sex abuse happening at the same rate among priests as they do with other professions(~4%). And while that is still undoubtedly too much, the thing that makes it seem as if Catholic Church is more complicit is its centralized structure, so that it's not just a local independent baptist church guy, it's the priest who is a part of such a large church. A lot has been done over the past few years to curb this(strict psychological testing before seminary, mandatory reporting, staff training, etc). So it's not that the church as a whole is dismissive or lax, it's that there's a lot of evil in people and everyone, no just the Catholic Church, has to work to combat this

    [–]PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    That's completely false, records show sex abuse happening at the same rate among priests as they do with other professions(~4%).

    I straight up do not believe this claim.

    [–]theoxandmoon 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8654789.stm

    The best-known study on sex abuse by Catholic priests was published in the US, by the John Jay College of Criminal Justice. Commissioned by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, its main findings were published in 2004, two years after abuse cases threw the Church there into turmoil.

    The study established that the vast majority of known cases in the US happened decades ago, though they were only reported much more recently.

    Some 4% of American priests and deacons in active ministry were accused of abusing children in cases dating to the years between 1950 and 2002, the study found, with 75% of the abuses alleged to have taken place from 1960-1984.

    [–]PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Commissioned by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops

    Buddy i see some pretty obvious biases here.

    [–]theoxandmoon 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    https://web.archive.org/web/20131110054146/http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=152959036

    Yet experts say there's simply no data to support the claim at all. No formal comparative study has ever broken down child sexual abuse by denomination, and only the Catholic Church has released detailed data about its own. But based on the surveys and studies conducted by different denominations over the past 30 years, experts who study child abuse say they see little reason to conclude that sexual abuse is mostly a Catholic issue. "We don't see the Catholic Church as a hotbed of this or a place that has a bigger problem than anyone else," said Ernie Allen, president of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. "I can tell you without hesitation that we have seen cases in many religious settings, from traveling evangelists to mainstream ministers to rabbis and others."

    Since the mid-1980s, insurance companies have offered sexual misconduct coverage as a rider on liability insurance, and their own studies indicate that Catholic churches are not higher risk than other congregations. Insurance companies that cover all denominations, such as Guide One Center for Risk Management, which has more than 40,000 church clients, does not charge Catholic churches higher premiums. "We don't see vast difference in the incidence rate between one denomination and another," says Sarah Buckley, assistant vice president of corporate communications. "It's pretty even across the denominations." It's been that way for decades. 

    [–]PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Ok, a catholic commission is sketchy, but insurance companies don't fuck around. Interesting.

    [–]Sterodactyl 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Meanwhile, in the chain of comments, your posts will remain more upvoted than the other guy's, as facts don't matter when there's a narrative.

    [–]theoxandmoon 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    It's reddit. I don't get too worked up about the hatred of religion. I just try to he charitable and provide factual information, and hopefully that leads someone to a deeper truth. :)

    [–]PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well he got my upvotes at least.

    [–]FennelSoup 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are those stats for the differences in congregations or professions?

    [–]theoxandmoon 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It looks like those stats are between denominations. I couldn't find any studies on abuse in the Church besides the one from the bishops. Regardless, I would trust a study, the methodology of which is known and up for scrutiny, over the number of news stories one sees regarding sexual abuse in the Church.

    [–]Vernon_Hardapple 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What a crock. First, you post this same thing every time the issue comes up. What a good little Catholic you must be. Second, the "study" is nearly 15 years old. Third, your church has spent the better part of a century hiding all the child-fuckers in its ranks, moving them around, sending them to 3rd world countries and if all else fails hiding them in the Vatican. No study can ever collect good data to assess that correctly. Fourth, while the general population has its share of pedophiles, your church deliberately protected and enabled them. No amount of your child-fucking apologetics will change that. Lastly, anyone who belives in transubstantiation has zero credibility.

    [–]mLegion 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I read that the bishops claimed that priests were statistically no more likely to molest kids then others, then they funded that study. The study consisted of asking aforementioned bishops how many child abusers they believed were a part of the church. Unsurprisingly the study showed exactly what the people who paid for it and were asked as part of the study said.

    In other words: How to present your claims/opinions as a study 101.

    Edit: Had a link to the relevant details once, couldn't find it, perhaps someone with some better google-fu can find the relevant study details.

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      [–]aphasic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's definitely true for gays, not so much that family were pushing them, but more that they were escaping marrying a woman (or being asked why not). HIV infection rates for Catholic priests exceeded that of the general population in the US at the height of the aids epidemic.

      [–]jeremyjava 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The clergy has been the place where pedophiles have know they're safe for hundreds of years.

      [–]jet199 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      More likely people go into the priesthood because they want respect, status and power above all else and such people usually have that need for power over others in their sex lives as well.

      Also there does seem to be a real cultural problem in the Catholic church at least. One seminary in the US had 10% of its students go on to be convicted of paedophilia. That kind of percentage isn't found in any of the jobs which tend to attract paedophiles so were somehow creating abusers.

      [–]ThoughtBlast 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      well if you had dark thoughts about fucking children wouldn't you go see a priest (at least back a few years) and wouldn't he tell you to give more of yourself to god?

      [–]nicktohzyu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why not go into islam? Can have a child wife apparently

      [–]jl2352 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Some.

      A major issue is that Priests have zero training on how to deal with their sexuality. Straight, gay, or whatever. So you've just got some normal guy, who's horny and curious like any other guy, but no outlet, and not allowed to discuss it in any manner.

      I've heard there are a lot of priests that regularly visit prostitutes for this reason.

      [–]ASexual-Buff-Baboon 382 ポイント383 ポイント  (14子コメント)

      LPT: if you do molest a child the church will cover it up for you and hide you from the authorities. So no worries if you fail at celibacy.

      Edit. I knew it, its a protection racket. Louis CK has got the details Thanks /u/mareeck for this overwhelmingly damning evidence

      [–]Dookie_boy 164 ポイント165 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      The real LPT is in the comments

      [–]ASexual-Buff-Baboon 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      I feel the church is an organized pedophile protection racket masquerading as a religion.

      [–]AvesAvi 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That's a conspiracy theory if I've ever heard one.

      [–]ASexual-Buff-Baboon 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I like to pretend it's true. It's more plausible than a resurrection and other magic they believe because we know they do protect and hide their pedophiles.

      [–]Mareeck 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Lol relevant:

      https://youtu.be/VABSoHYQr6k

      [–]Arvaci 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's just business.

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        [–]narp7 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        /r/unethicallifeprotips

        [–]anotherapostrophe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        they have their own country, so you get diplomatic immunity

        [–]ILoveJuices 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Or just become an international banker

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znYrI-zSdUQ

        [–]ripgukids 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (20子コメント)

        Jesus Christ

        [–]__echidna_deck__ 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (18子コメント)

        was an only child

        [–]Kir-chan 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (10子コメント)

        Depends on which bible translation you're using.

        [–]ltshineysidez 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (7子コメント)

        Jesus Christ was the favorite child. Brian Christ was kind of a jerk.

        [–]Doyle524 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He had a positive outlook, at least. He always looked on the bright side of life.

        [–]JayCrizzle5 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        So what was Craig Christ???

        [–]AltForMyRealOpinion 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He don't turn water into wine but into cold Coors Light!

        [–]Iccutreb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Well when Jesus was praying Craig was laying every lady in the testament you know what I'm saying?

        [–]SammyLike 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I do know what you're saying because I'm a REAL Craigstian.

        [–]taaffe7 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        chris christ

        [–]Haywood_jablowmeeee 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        His cousin, Jesus Fucking Christ, was a Hispanic gang member.

        [–]Aemilius_Paulus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Yeah, didn't he have a brother in most translations?

        [–]gvsteve 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        James is referred to in the Bible as 'the brother of Christ' but there is debate whether that means literal biological brother or a figurative term of endearment.

        [–]SillyQs 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        went down to the river, and he drank and smiled.

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            [–]ifoughtpiranhas 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            he went down to the river and he drank and smiled

            [–]Cat_Marshal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think he was just the first child. He had younger siblings.

            [–]Crawlin-King-Snake 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Was the product of a sexual assault on a minor.

            [–]taiman3 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I thought this was LifeProTips at first, good thing I double checked smh

            [–]IMPEACH_TRUMP_NOW 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Abstinence makes the priest grow fondler.

            [–]Bow_To_Your_Sensei 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            A touching settlement...I mean sentiment.

            [–]GroovingPict 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            It's "abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"

            [–]3BetLight 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (5子コメント)

            My dad has been saying for 20 years now that this what actually goes through a lot of priests minds. They have this sexual deviancy and they know it is awful, so they become priests. It's a respectable job where it's obviously normal within that lifestyle to not have significant others. Then of course their sexual urges override their control in a lot of cases.

            [–]we_re_all_dead 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            it's obviously normal within that lifestyle to not have significant others

            TIL I'm not normal :'(

            [–]ThisCatMightCheerYou 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            You seem sad :( ... Here's a picture of a cat. Hopefully it'll cheer you up: http://random.cat/i/qgjY1.jpg The internet needs more cats. It's never enough..

            [–]we_re_all_dead 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I can settle for a friend bot. will you be my friend?

            [–]MaxisGreat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think it just becomes harder to control yourself when you are in a position of power which makes it easier to manipulate people to satisfy your urges.

            [–]Haywood_jablowmeeee 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Father Frank Richards. Christ the King School, Nashville. I was in 5th grade. The only thing that saved my tight assjole was I was too shy to be an altar boy. He stated in an interview "It was at the height of the sexual revolution. Everyone else was having sex. We thought it was our right too. We thought nothing of it."

            [–]faxinator 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            When we were kids, my brother and I were both altar boys. He was 6 years younger than me. My parish priest never bothered with me, I was a teenager, but he DID try to make my brother give him oral sex. He got caught by the diocese after he'd had sex with some of the other boys, and was "re-assigned" to a position that didn't include kids (he became the priest serving the port and did masses for ship workers).

            So good of the church to properly deal with a sex offender, no? /s

            [–]Slummish 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Maybe the church just figured if he liked cocks so much, there's no better place to send the guy than a village full of sailors.

            [–]nucumber 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (10子コメント)

            had a neighbor for a few years who had it all - smart, talented, good looking, and was a genuinely nice guy. also gay gay gay gay. even his mother thought so (she lived next door to him for a while. classic, right?). it was pretty obvious. he had some of the affectations, and girls (babes!) would literally sit by his front door waiting for him to come home but they were all friendzoned. that said, he never had anything to do with guys either, at least i never saw it.

            he always talked about a calling and i think he might have been practicing celibacy even while he was out in the world. sexual control and repression by way of religious discipline, that was my take on it.

            anyway, he became a catholic priest. from what i've found online he's got a large congregation in another part of the country and is very well liked and respected.

            i could (and do) speculate and wonder.

            [–]ArturBotarelli 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (8子コメント)

            Wonder what? That he was a pedophile? Just because he became a priest?

            [–]nucumber 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (7子コメント)

            i wonder about all vows of celibacy. don't you? they're asking for trouble.

            beyond that, society treats heterosexuals and homosexuals differently. being gay is much better than it used to be but still often not accepted and there are plenty to tell you it's a sin.

            a lot of gays internalize that message. in response they try to be normal, get married and all that, or to "fix" or repress their unholy inclinations, and what better place for that than the church, which teaches homosexuality is a abomination and sin, and provides a sanctuary where they can mask their homosexuality and hopefully not act out on it. but that doesn't always work.

            i think the vows of celibacy are problematic enough for heteros, but societal and religious pressures surrounding homosexuality take it to another level.

            [–]ArturBotarelli 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            i wonder about all vows of celibacy. don't you? they're asking for trouble.

            No. I think religious institutions should be punished when their members commit crimes, specially when it's something heinous as rape, but otherwise, their rituals are their problem.

            There are so many judgmental assumptions in your comment. For example: the idea that your neighbor was gay because you think he declined woman before is stupid: maybe he had partners and you just didn't know about it, or maybe he was straight but he just didn't want to have sex, period! Also, you have no evidence that lgbt people are more likely to be pedophiles.

            Of course, there is nothing wrong if he is actually gay, but the idea that it is acceptable to "wonder" about this stuff in the judgmental manner that you did is part of the "societal and religious pressures" that homosexuals must endure and that you seem to be against.

            [–]nucumber 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

            I think religious institutions should be punished when their members commit crimes, specially when it's something heinous as rape, but otherwise, their rituals are their problem.

            There are so many judgmental assumptions in your comment. For example: the idea that your neighbor was gay because you think he declined woman before is stupid

            i didn't think him gay "just because he declined women". i was neighbors with this guy for years, there's a lot of territory i didn't cover in my post. i did mention that his own mother believed him gay, right? if any one is making assumptions here, buddy, it's you. fact is, you don't know shit about this guy or me or anything about the situation

            you have no evidence that lgbt people are more likely to be pedophiles.

            i never said a word about him or anyone else being a pedophile. why are you projecting that into my statements?

            the idea that it is acceptable to "wonder" about this stuff in the judgmental manner you did

            read what i wrote, free of your baseless judgments and projections. or just get lost

            [–]TheKharmeleon -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            You're really not helping your case at all. The more you talk the more I'm convinced you have more issues than your neighbor. Your ramblings about this person are super weird.

            Also you've either changed your tune a bit or are completely oblivious to the context of this submission and the way your original comment sounds.

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              [–]TheKharmeleon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You seem to have confused me with someone else.

              [–]SeeStolenVideos 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Effective guidance on a straight line

              [–]ArturBotarelli 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Sorry, I didn't get it...

              [–]TheKharmeleon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              What the fuck? Wonder what? I think YOU might have your own issues to work out buddy.

              [–]Mc_nibbler 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              If LPT was around 60 years ago, I expect this is the type of advice that would have been given.

              [–]Blergblarg2 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yeah, today another religion took over this.

              [–]Vintage_Kron1c 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Reminds me of a joke:

              A new priest is doing his first confession, a lady walks in to confess that she has given a guy a blowjob. The priest, only being his first confession, doesn't know what repentance she should take. He leaves the confessional and goes to ask the altar boy… "What did the last priest give for a blow job?" The alter boy answers "usually two snickers, sir"

              [–]kappakeepo1230and4 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              the first slpt that might actually explain the reality we are in

              [–]obarnesmorgan 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              R/whatcouldgowrong

              [–]impaler_v 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Become a muslim. Marry 9yo. Be like mohhamed!

              [–]iamkuato 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Plus, you don't want to overlook the value of the support network the Catholic Church provides if you backslide. Instead of looking at you as a predator who defiles children, you will be seen as a sinner failing, as we all must, to meet the standard of perfection. So, instead of defrocking you and turning you over to the civil authorities, they will protect you and move you to another parish where you can try, and most likely fail, to avoid raping children again.

              This can literally go on forever - so joining the Church is your best move. The Boy Scouts of America are a close second, though.

              [–]hot9yearolds 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Looks like I'm becoming a priest

              [–]scolfin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Also, job security

              [–]pr0crasturbatin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Obligatory Louis CK

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              Video linked by /u/pr0crasturbatin:

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              [–]cookiedoughbitch 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              HAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA takes a breathe AHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA

              [–]rogueman999 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's... not a shitty LPT?

              [–]Dgp68824402 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Apparently not.

              [–]JJohn86 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Also, if your going to murder someone, be sure to lay down some plastic for easy clean up.

              [–]linarlina 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That is so fucked up. Good on you.

              [–]drunzae 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              And this is exactly why the Priesthood has a pedo problem.

              [–]Friedcuauhtli 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              This is actually a good lpt, the Catholics will do everything in their power to protect you and look the other way

              [–]FuckUandthatFatBitch 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              And definitely don't surround yourself with quires of little kids.

              Also, I think it's the other way around, a lot of priests get attracted to children because they are not allowed to have sex with women.

              The lizard brain gets confused.

              [–]fluffykerfuffle1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              hahahahohohohoh oh noooooo

              [–]Jburke091 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              R/jesuschristreddit

              [–]peppertriscuit 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Church will and has always been the downfall of a nation. Greedy power hungry horny murdering thieving cunts. I love how all the church leaders and especially the pope act like when they shit it's covered in sprinkles and smells like flowers. Gtfo

              [–]sayseanagain 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I just watched Spotlight and that movie begs to differ

              [–]zaturama018 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              And you get legal protection

              [–]johnchapel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Or just convert to Islam where they celebrate it

              [–]EditioPrinceps 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Becoming a priest gives you access to all kind of kids ;)

              [–]Arvaci 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

              "access"

              [–]EditioPrinceps 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              ?

              [–]FLYIN_SPANISH_SPIDER 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              He is definitely a person with the public/employees doing access control as well as well thought out counter points and a lot were (surprise) of the lion to lie in the soil. I have 30k currency in the world unless you live somewhere where this is legal in all of it between my fingers. Hopefully this will only last a few days worth of food a month. I've applied for at least four weeks, the news was adamant about not harassing folks and keeping your head down and CYA. At MBB, it's ~3 month engagements where it's only the first time - you can't sell them anywhere! It's not an inconvenience if it's on the public statements or political activism of the company by the assessment.

              Well if they expand on the lore the Lich might retrieve the soul again from the begging, while with lighter weight that you can deal with that atm.

              All said, you bring groceries in the passenger seat got her pepper spray ready" I like meesa some kittens" in jar jar bink's voice

              [–]OGFahker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Lol shitty life pro tips.

              [–]TotesMessenger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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              [–]jimjoebob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              <earnest slow clap>

              [–]Drezzzire 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Until you break your vows

              😉 eh father Michael lls

              [–]Baeward 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Makes sense, i'd imagine if you had such terrible thoughts on impulse, you'd want to start arse-kissing god in order to have even a slim chance of Heaven

              [–]teejay_khaled 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              yo im not attracted to kid or nothing but im am to this link https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QXlqGrn4wsaD_kx7DR45AyiCx5SecKDwH47pwF5wlL4/edit?usp=sharing

              [–]math_debates 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Adds up.

              [–]AlphaTheJob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              There was a priest or cult leader of some LDS where he married a little girl to be his wife, one of the youngest. There was a sex video of their reunion made in private that was showed in court.

              Also the entire cult is an entire city of them which is very scary.

              [–]xHamsaplou 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I have boner whenever I watch kids shower

              [–]Gafgb12 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Have something against gays?

              [–]UltraCuyan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Celivbay only goes for fucking women. You can fuck small boys as much as you want. Which is probably why its the norm.

              [–]RafeHaab 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I like this SLPT. It's shittier than anything else than I have seen here. It is the worst advice in this sub to this moment, so it deserves to be among the most upvoted.

              [–]darkmager433 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Same with some one that was homosexual back in the US Conference of Catholic Bishops.

              [–]Timburger[🍰] -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              For all the priest molesting children many more schoolteachers are found. In fact i can even say that the prejudice against priests should now be turned into prejudice against muslims considering many more stories of that is found in the western world.

              [–]R011_5af3_yeah -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              nice try trying to bait us into upvoting and getting on a list...

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