My Enemy, The Door
Doorbell: *rings*
Me: *starts walking toward the door automatically*
Me: *freezes upon realising I’m dressed in pants and this is probably a Stranger and what will they say and what will they do*
Me: *looks toward the other people in the room*
Housemate: Someone should open the door.
Me: *sighs and opens the door*
Salesman: Hello! Are you the king of the castle?
Every single bit of hesitation: Confirmed
THIS IS WHY CIS PEOPLE SHOULD OPEN DOORS AHHHHHH
You get door to door salespeople?
You get door to door salespeople in EPA?
Yes. Frequently. It’s annoying.
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chroniclesofrettek reblogged this from sinesalvatorem and added:
You may like to put up a “no solicitors” sign.
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sinesalvatorem reblogged this from poipoipoi-2016 and added:
Yes. Frequently. It’s annoying.
poipoipoi-2016 reblogged this from chroniclesofrettek and added:
You get door to door salespeople in EPA?
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