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[–]kevlar_dog 1044 ポイント1045 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Larry Bird has let himself go.

[–]metasirena 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Larry goes by Laura now. Try and keep up.

[–]JaiBlade 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sweet Dee had nothing to do with this

[–]forgotten_pass 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guess what? You're Larry bird

Also I've just realised - they don't really call her Sweet Dee much after the first few seasons.

[–]DankNowitzki41 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Larry Bird looks like an old Ukrainian woman after she has removed her headscarf.

[–]TheGourmet9 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too much yard work and wedding cakes

[–]bitcoinsack 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Life alert!

[–]FNA25 245 ポイント246 ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get upvoted"

[–]poopellar 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Don't worry I've got you OH GOD I've fallen too

[–]rtey31 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

OH GO NO why are we all McFalling

[–]guzinya 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh my god I fell too and this shitty comment chain hasn't even been gilded

[–]Bloodmark3 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It'll never get gilded. I didn't fall btw. Just watching.

[–]east_village 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that's someone's aunt

[–]I_TOUCH_THE_BOOTY 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Askreddit thread about extended family of celebrities I think.

[–]alexbrobrafeld 191 ポイント192 ポイント  (13子コメント)

y'all got jokes, but this makes me sad. really hoping it was staged but i don't feel like it was.

[–]formerteenager 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Agreed. Many elderly people die like this every year. Well, probably not the shooting a basketball part.

[–]MischaSoup 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Last year my grandma fell at the top of the stairs- luckily she didnt fall down them, but she did break her arm. She has fallen in front of me a few times and it makes me want to cry every single time. I will never laugh at the elderly falling.

[–]wearyforest 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

My mom fell backwards down the stairs and almost died in front of me when I was a kid and oh my god now I panic whenever anyone falls down stairs, even if it is funny

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    [–]minddropstudios 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You can do both at the same time. "Holyshitgrandmathatwassofuckingfunnyareyouokay?!?!?!"

    [–]spinalmemes 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Really slammed her soft old noggin on the hard cement there

    [–]CantHaveNoneAint4u 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yea she literally hit her head.

    [–]crowscountingspades 226 ポイント227 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Was she fouled? Need a wider angle view of the whole play...

    [–]Rusty_Squeezebox 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    She's a known flopper

    [–]Themiffins 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Back in her day it was called 'Flapper'

    [–]TheBrandNewDay 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Probably still called flapper. Just for a different reason.

    [–]YouAndMeToo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Na probably the same reason

    [–]rzpieces 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Marcus Smart trains with her in the offseason

    [–]T8ert0t 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I wouldn't mind a Randy Orton RKO gif from this.

    [–]gerrettheferrett 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Seriously... the speed she hit the ground, it feels like someone straight up shover her from behind...

    [–]CzarSquid 194 ポイント195 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Open the door,

    Get on the floor,

    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    [–]Squeenis 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't go sayin shit like that while I'm drinking water. I almost drowned.

    [–]jimrob4 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Looks like the dinosaur ain't gonna be walking anywhere.

    [–]YouAndMeToo 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Everybody roll the dinosaur 🎶

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 292 ポイント293 ポイント  (48子コメント)

    poor lady needs to strengthen up i got something for her that can fix that

    [–]crunkjuiced420 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (41子コメント)

    Sexy time yes?

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (36子コメント)

    lol no a prototype machine for her body but i would have thought the same

    [–]crunkjuiced420 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (28子コメント)

    Oh man hahaha I was waaaay off!

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (26子コメント)

    lol no its still funny thanks for responding poor lady might be all dried up besides urine fluid? maybe? lol idk

    [–]crunkjuiced420 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (25子コメント)

    Haha I haven't a clue if women her age can still do their thing or not...best bring a bottle of lube just in case!

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    well i guess but i dont think i could do it unless well jeez fuck it i guess i would pussy is pussy god im bad

    [–]crunkjuiced420 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Plus she would probably send you on your way with a Worthers Originals, or some various sugar-free hard candy.

    [–]ialwaysforgetmename 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    What's going on here

    [–]Theseuseus 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    He's talking to himself. Those accounts are the same person.

    [–]Aikidi 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The last mile we can possibly stray from God's light is being traversed

    [–]DakotaDevil 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shhh...don't interrupt. I want to see where this goes next.

    [–]CornellCage 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I really love this exchange.

    [–]hookahshikari 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It felt like reading a foreign message board but it was great

    [–]PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I work in a hospital. They can and do.

    And since they are all past menopause, old people rarely use protection causing them to contract all kinds of stds.

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    damn i wouldnt want old age herpes

    [–]d1yb 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Might be like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

    [–]VnillaGorilla 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Pour some crunk juice in her chernobyl

    [–]DoctorBlueBox1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Uh huh, sure that's what you meant ;)

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    seriously! its a well an invention that well i need money to go forward with and no ive never considered any fundme's idkw

    [–]Gandzalf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Granophilia. Mmmm. :)

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i mean maybe old pussy ages like fine wine you just never know just gotta close your eyes and feel around

    [–]N0N_Anonymous 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Sexy times are a great full body workout! I'm gonna have so much disgusting, nasty sex when I'm old and wrinkly.

    [–]Theprobabletruth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Stickers from Gwynn????

    [–]ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    lol what

    [–]Theprobabletruth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I see on front page Gwyneth Paltrow causing controversy selling shitty stickers that are meant to be amazing for curing all sorts of health problems, even NASA had to call her out for trying to spout shit

    [–]YouGuysAreHilar 152 ポイント153 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    The way the camera moves so she's completely out of the frame and then the way her body comes back into it so quickly makes me think it might be fake.

    Part of it is I'm just hoping it's fake because seeing old people fall makes me sad.

    [–]big_shmegma 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think the camera person just didn't expect her to fall lol.

    [–]PM_ME_YOUR_TRADRACK 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I'm still haunted by the time I pulled the chair out from under my grandpa when I was like 10. I'm 31 now and he's not even alive still, but I still feel bad :(

    [–]damnatio_memoriae 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    he's not even alive still

    it's your fault isn't it

    [–]Wertsir 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fell down, shattered every bone in his body, died instantly.

    [–]Jtaltstatt 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He literally fucking exploded

    [–]FoxIslander 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ...I don't know...kinda looked like a hard head slap at the very end.

    [–]SKHRAEURPL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    nothing ever happens.

    when you film somebody shooting a ball, would you just keep your camera pointed at them? or would you follow the shot and try and get them making it. I think you'd probably track the ball.

    [–]3MinuteHero 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    You guys may laugh but a fall from standing can fuck an old person up. We're talking hospitalization status. That right there automatically buys her a CT scan of her head in any ED that doesn't want to get sued.

    Old people can get something called a subdural hematoma much more easily than younger people. This is caused by the kind of trauma just like you see here. There are bridging veins between the covering of the brain and skull that are much more easily torn as we age. Trauma like this causes enough motion to tear them and cause the bleed. That's why she needs her head scanned.

    Source: am doctor

    [–]Atreideswhore 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Trust, some of us aren't laughing. Many elderly people die from a fall. I hope to god this is fake, tasteless as this kind of prank is.

    Source: Grandfather died a month after a "simple" fall.

    [–]LadyandtheQueenB 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    My grandpa just died a few days ago from a "simple" fall :'( he fell and broke both hips and didn't make it through surgery. This made me really fucking sad to see.

    [–]Atreideswhore 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'm sorry about your Grandpa.

    Yeah, people laughing at this makes me sad. As if most of us won't be old one day. I hope nobody thinks it's hilarious if I fall and puts it on blast.

    [–]rzpieces 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's why the title is RIP grandma

    [–]ohdamn9 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Why do so many old people die after breaking a hip?

    [–]gimar 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Infections are one reason. One fall can start a snowball that turns into an avalanche very quickly. Immobility can lead to blood clots, bed sores, pneumonia, further loss of muscles so a greater chance of additional injury.

    It's so important to do the physical therapy after a hip replacement, heck even preventative physical therapy to help with balance and muscle loss. Source: have old parents and old friends.

    [–]Racionalus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My cousin's grandfather (not our shared one) tripped when getting out of his car. Pushed his nose into his brain and died right there.

    [–]WikiTextBot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Subdural hematoma

    A subdural hematoma or subdural haematoma (alternative spelling), also known as a subdural haemorrhage (SDH), is a type of hematoma, usually associated with traumatic brain injury. Blood gathers between the inner layer of the dura mater and the arachnoid mater. Usually resulting from tears in bridging veins which cross the subdural space, subdural hemorrhages may cause an increase in intracranial pressure (ICP), which can cause compression of and damage to delicate brain tissue. Subdural hematomas are often life-threatening when acute.


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    [–]LifeIsQuiteAbsurd 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Sometimes you'll put everything you have into it, and still fail.

    [–]thechuckiec 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Grandma following her shot

    [–]ElChupacabrasSlayer 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    From Basket to Casket.

    RIP Grandma

    [–]DoctorBlueBox1 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Dammit grandma! Don't embarrass me by saying you can beat me and my friends if you don't even have any game!

    [–]big_shmegma 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "Just what I thought. A bitch."

    [–]DoctorBlueBox1 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Get yo ass up grandma! No one's gonna help your weak ass up!

    [–]exyccc 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    People out there killin their grandma's for YouTube

    [–]Asadis 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She still throws better than me.

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      [–]Asddsa76 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (10子コメント)

      She does try, but I guess her arm muscles are no longer strong enough to save her.

      For the record, using hands will often lead to broken wrists. Use the whole arms instead. The best option of course is a roll, but it's harder to do right.

      [–]TWDenthusiast 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can confirm, fell off the back of a couch once and broke my wrist catching myself.

      [–]enantiomorphs 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Moral of the story, do your best to maintain an active lifestyle into your old age. Mobility is key to independence.

      [–]Cormophyte 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Anyone in doubt of this should go to a nursing home and look for a fat lazy bastard over the age of 60 who doesn't look at least a little like they want to die. Let me know when you give up and want to go for a run.

      [–]yeah_but_no 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Just... Don't try as hard as op

      [–]conalfisher 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Usually when I fall, I stick my forearm out in front of me, which usually works.

      [–]onbeschrijfelijkheid 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Yeah just position your elbow at the belly button and point the forearm straight to the floor. Perfect to impale yourself with yourself

      [–]conalfisher 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Or you can do a nose dive, and save the trouble of positioning your arm.

      [–]Wertsir 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      For the record, using hands will often lead to broken wrists. Use the whole arms instead.

      This is, of course, the best way to do it.

      However I doubt that when I am hurtling towards the ground I am going to think back to this reddit comment and switch how I am holding my arms in front of me. using the hands tends to be the more instinctive response.

      [–]pete9129 200 ポイント201 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      Are you seriously wondering why an old woman didn't have the strength and or reflexes to break her fall with her arms?

      [–]adidasbdd 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Old people are often not quick or strong enough to catch themselves when they fall. Falling is really dangerous for old people.

      [–]omar_strollin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yup, and breaking a hip and becoming immobile usually means mortality in the next couple of years.

      [–]ohdamn9 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Your head is heavy and has a lot of momentum in a fall. Even if you stop your body, your head wants to go another three inches and smack the ground.

      [–]Duck_duck_ruse 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Shot goes up, gotta crash the boards

      [–]toolfreak462 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

      [–]DrE63 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      OP your grandma is fine, she is practicing her James Harden shooting flop

      [–]LurkBot9000 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Clearly she was about to go for the off the backboard dunk. Remember to keep them laces tied people

      [–]NicksStick 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When you try and be hip you break your hip.

      [–]rightsidedown 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Gandma going for the flop trying to get +1, stop playing like a bitch grandma.

      [–]Untitled09_09-19-94 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mark Jackson: Grand...momma there goes that man

      [–]DanjuroV 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      LPT: If you don't want to be feeble as fuck when you are old, lift weights and do cardio on a regular basis.

      [–]GreyMan0 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "You young pussies have no idea how to flop.... This is how we did it in the Carter administration..... Bitches."

      [–]Luke-HW 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ball giveth life, and ball taketh it away.

      [–]Supperaru 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Was she wearing heels?

      [–]_Der_Hammer_ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      No. Elderly people become less balanced as they age.

      [–]CatBedParadise 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Move it or lose it gets more important with age. Fitness activities help stave off loss of physical and mental capacities. It even helps after acute events.

      [–]_Der_Hammer_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      So many people don't understand, and you'd be surprised how many older people just don't care even when you tell them this (was a CNA).

      [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      lE rEDDIT. Thanks for all the fish but I'm done.

      [–]SCHMATT95 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      GO FOR THE REBOUND!

      [–]jimmierussles 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm not surprised since old people are already prone to falling down for no reason.

      [–]tperelli 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can someone make a gif of this where shades come down and it shows text saying "help I've fallen and I can't turn up!"

      [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I laughed. I admit it.

      [–]LlewelynMoss1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Damn feel guilty laughing at this my grandma just broke her hip getting out of bed. This fall could've fucked her up... But I did laugh

      [–]PythonElite 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuck gallowboob

      [–]Gaggamaggot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Scraping the bottom of the barrel for content.

      [–]Zyvron 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      The amount of people laughing about this makes me wonder if reddit is either really young, really ignorant or full of horrible people.

      [–]dollopofwallop 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can't fault her for crashing the boards on her shot. She knew it was gonna be short.

      [–]Cakesnoball 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Best lesson here? She followed her shot.

      [–]copperfeline 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      She flopped, such poor sportsmanship smh.

      [–]yadlla 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ima play the game till I die

      [–]slimeshady420 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      She broke her own ankles

      [–]ronerychiver 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "All senior centers should have life alert"

      [–]CrowTR2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nice Shawn Marion stroke

      [–]Maisie_feet_fan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is what happens when you skip leg day.

      [–]skypilot1995 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Seriously though, is she okay?

      [–]supersirj 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      [–]video_descriptionbot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      SECTION CONTENT
      Title KID BREAKS GRANDMA'S ANKLES
      Description Aidan ( aidan21w ) breaks his grandma's ankles, I hope she's okay. This was featured on sportsnation, and highly questionable.
      Length 0:00:04

      I am a bot, this is an auto-generated reply | Info | Feedback | Reply STOP to opt out permanently

      [–]bob-leblaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Brick. Meet concrete.

      [–]haloryder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Damn, I was expecting the ball to bounce back and nail her in the head.

      [–]phaithlas 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's all about the follow through.

      [–]JimmyRat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Kid in the blue didn't even attempt the rebound.

      [–]MYO716 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      James Harden at it again

      [–]xXColaXx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's not soccer nana

      [–]mjreeves3 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuckin' kid just stood there. ??

      [–]teargasjohnny 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The shot came from the grassy knoll.

      [–]suggestionsonly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Not cool pushing Grandma down when no ones looking.

      [–]SoldierZulu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When you're so old the simple act of throwing a ball kills you

      [–]gjallarhorn13 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Did the beat go off?

      [–]TacoBenderz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That does suck though.. if you're lucky enough to reach that age, you'll know how shitty it is to fall and how long it takes to recover from it.. if you ever do.

      [–]GonnaUpVote10 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My grandpa once picked up a basketball, shot it from about the free throw line distance and the ball didn't make it half way.

      He just put his head down and walked away. I don't think I ever felt worse for a person prior to that moment

      [–]lurker4lyfe6969 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's how every granny shot should end

      [–]Feather_Toes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It doesn't look like the ball knocked her down, it looks like she dived out of the way of it.

      [–]exgiexpcv 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I can't celebrate an elderly person doing a face plant on concrete. I work with mostly elderly patients, even a simple fall like this can have serious repercussions.

      [–]BLiNdsAggression 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's crazy 'cause she totally looks like she can ball, but she can't.

      [–]KingKongBrandy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Title is no joke. Falls are responsible for the deaths of countless seniors

      [–]schizokid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I should call my grandmother.

      [–]MisterCatLady 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Her head smacks the concrete pretty good at the end. Hope she's okay.

      [–]SammichDude 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's real hip Granny, No pun intended.