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[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 4255 ポイント4256 ポイント  (146子コメント)

That toddler looks both 3 and 55 at the same time.

[–]cawclot 808 ポイント809 ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]carpe_deez 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]BlackAndCommunist [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

So THIS is what Aes Sedai look like. Always had a hard time picturing an "ageless" face

[–]exhentai_user [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I have been trying to picture a look of concentration born of focusing on a point just behind the naval.... I think I have seen it now.

[–]Parrackattack 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's the hair. That is totally a late 80's early 90's perm.

[–]TheExpertLiar 502 ポイント503 ポイント  (58子コメント)

There is a condition called Haildanism that causes toddlers to look like much older adults. It is a very rare (.003% of population) genetic abnormality. Most children grow out of it by their teenage years.

Edit: Not sure if the above toddler has Haildanism, but it's definitely possible.

[–]jdscarface 724 ポイント725 ポイント  (43子コメント)

Haildanism

Not found on google, does not exist.

Checks username.. Fuck.

[–]TheExpertLiar 456 ポイント457 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Don't be upset. Every time a redditor googles one of my lies, an angel gets it wings.

[–]Applejuiceinthehall 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (17子コメント)

I sense a paradox

[–]ReubenZWeiner 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (14子コメント)

I sense another kitten dying.

[–]thatPale 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see another lie...

[–]Cherrypiebackup 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please tell mom it's not her fault

[–]tall_tales_to_tell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One day I want to be like you.

[–]Lying_Cake 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, why do people always try to say my comments are lies when you're running around?

[–]ASpellingAirror 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, are those angels the Holy or Fallen variety?

[–]Earl_of_Awesome 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Actual condition = progeria. Was the basis for the Robin Williams movie, Jack, but it doesnt quite look the same as in the movies.

[–]Kojima_Ergo_Sum 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

doesnt quite look the same as in the movies.

Maybe Lord of the rings

[–]aerandir92 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not found on google

I Googled it, got one hit, this thread. Must be real!

[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You gave up too quickly. I found some information on it here.

[–]ragnarokda 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to stop this nasty habit I have of clicking random shit and dealing with the consequences later.

[–]_BlNG_ 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I searched it on bing and it came out

[–]Einsteins_coffee_mug[🍰] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The inclusion of made up percentages makes a claim 20,056% more believable.

[–]ChinookNL [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I googled it and the only result was this post.

[–]StubbyK [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

OP is teaching the world to fact check. What a noble quest.

[–]Whoreaggedon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep your username definitely checks out

[–]thumbthought 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does it make them dance like an awkward old person too?

[–]TheExpertLiar 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, but it does affect the body's joint mobility. Which in turn causes the toddler to move around like an older person.

[–]PantsIsDown 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like my aunt.

[–]thenixnerd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wow. The precision of the numbers is just... amazing.

[–]ChampionOfTheSunAhhh 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plot of the 2009 hit thriller Orphan

[–]PM_ME_TITS_N_KITTENS 199 ポイント200 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Even has grippy socks to match the "mom doesn't care anymore" outfit.

[–]whitewallsuprise 2181 ポイント2182 ポイント  (210子コメント)

Child obesity is sad :(

[–]FlyingScotsman1993[🍰] 376 ポイント377 ポイント  (43子コメント)

Glad to see this up there, all I could think is "where is the line for the parents to make that conclusion thier son is obese"

Fucking sort it.

[–]TouchMyBunghole 232 ポイント233 ポイント  (36子コメント)

I work at a daycare/preschool....

We feed the kids breakfast, am snack, lunch, pm snack. Its all mandatory stuff made up from EEC or whoever does the calories and nutrition for them.

The kids get everything they need fruit and veggie wise, and also get their chicken nuggets and pizza and stuff like that. We get to choose the types of things we buy and make a meal plan around it.

It kills me when there is so much information out there to help kids be as healthy at possible and get a good headstart in life and parents still choose to ignore this stuff and watch their kid become bigger and bigger.

It may bother me more because I've always been a chubby guy, ever since I was little. But there is no reason a child should get this big, its really on the parents, not the child.

Tldr; Go online and read about nutritional values for children. Its a lot less than you think. Children are small and only need so much. Teaching them to eat their veggies, fruit and other food in moderation is just as important as reading and writing.

[–]Commander_Valerie 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (27子コメント)

Also watching how many calories they get from liquids. My toddler screams for milk and juice all day but that doesn't mean she gets it all day. I don't think some parents realize both milk and juice have a lot of sugar just by themselves.

[–]wiithepiiple 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Milk doesn't have a ton of sugar (compared to juice and sodas), but it has a lot of calories, considering that's the point of milk.

Edit: I'm not saying milk doesn't have sugar (it does), just not as much as juices and sodas, and I'm saying the calories are the worse part of it.

[–]wavinsnail [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

My sister in law has switched to her kids drinking purely water and anything else is a treat. Also we always cut their juice with at least half water. That stuff is basically just candy in liquid form.

[–]VikingNipples [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I make my own juice at home that's about 1 part juice off citrus fruits and 6-7 parts water, with nothing else added. It's cheap as hell. (The exact amounts vary because I keep it frozen, and cut off portions to add to water bottles. It'd mold way before I drank it all if it were in the fridge.)

[–]YadaYadaWoof [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Exactly. Milk is literally baby cow growth food and a fast way to pack on weight for any species drinking it.

[–]ThePaleGardener [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

2% milk has 46% of the sugar of soda. I think the harm comes from people not knowing it has any sugar. Apple juice on the other hand has 90% of the sugar of soda.

These values were found by comparing the google result nutritional value to the can of Fanta beside me.

[–]Commander_Valerie 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's true :) I think it has sugar from the lactose in it, I had read. But you're right. I really try to limit her juice!

[–]le_petit_renard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Lactose IS sugar. Maybe I misunderstood, but it sounded as if "sugar" to you was one specific thing, when actually there are a ton of different things considered sugar (in various forms).

[–]RevMen [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

This is why my toddler only has the vaguest idea of what juice is. As far as she knows, water is what people drink and it's all she ever asks for. We've never given her juice because we figured that was preferable to saying no to it all the time.

[–]gwarsh41 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Tldr; Go online and read about nutritional values

Really though, if the kid is fat, the parents probably have no idea. I've learned so much about the shit I was eating. I got fat because I was assuming too much about what I ate, and that things like Fig Newtons and every granola bar was a healthy snack.

Everyone should know how to use the nutritional facts, without knowing how much sugar is too much, it's just random gibberish.

[–]RadicalDog [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

things like Fig Newtons and every granola bar was a healthy snack.

When I snack, I pick exactly what I want, because the healthy options are never really 'healthy'. Short of actual, y'know, fruit.

[–]Astilaroth [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

And here I am stuffing my kid with anything and everything and he's still lanky as hell. He eats like a construction worker, we use whole milk products/butter etc ... just doesn't stick.Takes after his parents. Weight is weird.

[–]breakingfree90 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is my kid. He's 16 months and frequently has meals that he out eats me. He doesn't get juice, sugar, or things like that, but he gets whole dairy, butter, meat, etc. I'm getting pretty tired of the "helpful" people that stop at our table in restaurants to warn us to be careful about him eating too much...

[–]centosfan 241 ポイント242 ポイント  (79子コメント)

Bet you the parent(S) are fat. Poor little shit.

[–]NotSoBuffGuy 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have an aunt and all her kids are fat as fuck they weigh more than me, she got custody of her daughter's daughter and she's only 4 but weighs about 67 pounds

[–]Colitheone [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My son turns 5 next month and he weights less than 40lb.

He eats a lot but also never stops moving. Nutrition and exercise.

[–]BigLark 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (60子コメント)

You'd be surprised, sometimes it's just a weak-willed mother who can't say no.

[–]aussydog 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (23子コメント)

I was at the zoo the other day and a mom had her kid in a stroller. The kid was probably too old to be in a stroller, but he was in a stroller nonetheless. As I'm walking by I see she's got a big bag of Old Dutch ripple chips and is dumping them onto a plate in front of the kid. The kid is trying to push the plate away, so mom picks up a chip to shove in her son's face.

He keeps turning his face to avoid the chip and she's getting genuinely upset. "Why don't you want to eat your chips?" she says and then slumps her shoulders down like she's a terribly disappointed parent.

[–]aizxy 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (14子コメント)

The other side of that is the kids that genuinely are gluttons. I was at Costco last weekend and in the checkout line in front of me there was a small child (I say small, but I really mean young because this child was not small) with two adult females, I'm assuming the mom and an aunt. The aunt walks off to the vending machine and gets two 20 oz soda bottles, one for the kid and one for the mom.

In the 5 or so minutes that were waiting in line the kid, who's probably 3 or 4, drinks her entire soda and then starts pestering the mom for more. The mom had drank about a third of hers, gives the rest to the kid who happily starts going to town on it.

That poor kid is going to have diabetes by the time shes in her teens.

[–]Swede_Babe [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

The kid is still not the glutton here, though. The child is exhibiting a learned behavior. The parent gave the child their first soda, and continues to buy the child sodas. All the bad habits and relationships with food that the child will develop will be taught to it. If you fed the baby broccoli religiously from a young age the baby would crave broccoli. The parent in this case chose to give the child something infinitely worse.

I've heard it a thousand times from parent friends as they shove fistfuls of fries onto their baby's plate. "It's the only thing that'll settle him!" And "he just loves them so much! Kids!" Like, no Amanda. Your 3 year old is only aware that fries even exist because of you. He did not leave the womb naturally on the fast track to McDonald's. You put him there. You have the control to change it. The baby is already addicted to bad foods and she'd rather continue to feed him garbage than address her mistake.

[–]IAMATruckerAMA [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If you fed the baby broccoli religiously from a young age the baby would crave broccoli.

That's funny, I sure don't crave beatings.

[–]Colitheone [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

For a while my toddler only wanted to eat McDonald's chicken nuggets and fries. Since he usually very low weight we indulged him, and although he didn't gain weight his blood work was wild.

Instead we made homemade chicken nuggets and potatoes on an air fried

[–]wonderyak [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The other side of that is that some kids don't eat and then it becomes a real problem later in the day, so finding something a child will eat to get you through to a meal can be a godsend.

[–]waternymph77 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That kid just wanted a goddamn apple. My son's favorite food is fruit. He had put it on his school list of his favorite things. I said great is this the list if your favorite healthy food? He says no just my favorite. I was on a parental high right there.

[–]wastingmyliferitenow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh ya?! Well my kids eat broccoli and asparagus and they love it!

Just kidding. That's awesome. Congrats.

(but seriously my kids are better than yours)

[–]gliese946 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

The kid was probably too old to be in a stroller

I realise your point is more about the chips here, but you can never tell whether a child needs to be in a stroller or not. Friends of mine have been told several times by strangers that their child is too old to be in a stroller--sometimes nicely, almost as a joke like the strangers are acknowledging they had to deal with their own kids never wanting to get out of the stroller, and sometimes nastily, like clearly the person has an issue and wants my friends to know they're bad parents--at which point they have to tell them he has cerebral palsy, which you wouldn't guess to look at the child, and then everyone feels like shit.

[–]snellk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Or it's just a very tall child. My mom got this all the time when my siblings and I were kids, we're just giants.

[–]Duese [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just throwing this out there, but the kid wasn't avoiding the chips for ANY form of health reasons. The kid just wanted something else to eat which was probably the dinosaur shaped nuggets (yes, the shape makes them taste better) or something they saw at a snack stand.

Kids are incredibly picky eaters. If all you have for a snack is chips and the kid decided at that moment they didn't want to have chips for a snack, then you either help them along or you deal with an upset kid.

Kids aren't going to be obese or face eating disorders because you gave them some chips at the zoo.

[–]hivemind_disruptor 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (28子コメント)

You'd be surprised, sometimes it's just a weak-willed mother parent who can't say no.

[–]MadShater 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Why do you blame the mother? It could just as easily be a weak willed father.

[–]Zhyko- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

BigLark blames a mother, hivemind_disruptor blames any parent. You replied to the wrong comment.

[–]Suro_Atiros 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The "Dudley Dursely" effect

[–]seraph85 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (13子コメント)

As someone who isn't a parent I would think keeping your kid from getting fat would be easy. You feed them it's not like they can cheat and go take a ride late at night for some ice cream.

Correct me if I'm wrong but if you don't aid in developing your child a taste for fast food they won't cry about wanting fries. Honestly I don't know I'm sure parents could point out how wrong I am.

[–]realhorrorsh0w [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Unless you're a fat parent who thinks their eating habits are totally normal and fat is all genetics.

[–]colarg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Exactly! I have a very obese niece, she is only 12 and already can't shop anything but women sizes, in size 8 or 10, depending on the brand. The mom has gain about a 100lbs in about 2 years...but she complains is the water that makes her fat....she could have nothing else but water and still gain weight...so she keeps eating because she'll gain anyways. It is very sad, even sadder is that the husband (my cousin) complains about her weight and her being very lazy only when she is not around. If she is there he would praise his "lovely healthy woman".

[–]Snuhmeh [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

It's very easy. Obese kids have broken parents that need emotional/professional help. Kids are supposed to be little unstoppable engines that burn white hot with energy. The parents are the problem. The kids just want what they want and nobody ever tells them "no."

[–]that_guys_posse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A few years ago I went to this small town to hang out at a lake. Went to the local fried chicken place. Up drives this morbidly obese mom while I'm waiting outside for my food.
What killed me was when I looked in her car and there was her daughter who had to be 10 or younger who was so overweight she looked like a cabbage patch doll. We're talking a level of fat where your body has stored fat in all the normal places and resorted to anywhere and everywhere like fingers and even forehead--the kid didn't even have features any more in the face--she was bulging everywhere. Literally looked more like the Michelin man (and I say all this to give an image--not too mock the kid). This is not remotely the child's fault and that kid will, almost certainly, forever have an unhealthy relationship with food if they even make it into and past their 20's. And that's not to mention any irreversible damage the kid's body may have.
A little extra here and there is one thing but at some point it's just abuse.

[–]Astilaroth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My kid gets fries every now and then. He's a super easy eater and a skinny dude, takes after us. I think it can be worse to treat junk food as 'special' and making them curious about it etc then just treating it as a casual thing that's no more special than brussel sprouts or macaroni. If that makes any sense.

[–]Beck_Bjork 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one thinking this. In my mind this is child abuse but to each his own I suppose.

[–]wandeurlyy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My cousin was born with a hole in her heart and had heart surgery at a super young age. The doctors told the mom that the girl needs to be healthy and not get over weight. Few years later.... A four year old weighed almost the same as me (teen girl then).

It's so sad and it makes me so incredibly angry

[–]jcwitte [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I didn't even smile while watching it. That kid is like 20 pounds overweight.

[–]41145and6 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just plain child abuse.

[–]mrizzerdly [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My first thought was that is one fat little kid.

[–]Battyboyrider [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is when you have shitty parents that have no concern of their childs health and well being.

[–]HotCarls [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I actually can't comprehend how I just watched a gif of a toddler that has to be close to 80 pounds.

[–]ggalaxyy 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (1子コメント)

so how old are you?

"between 5 and 55"

what? send a .gif

[–]mark01254 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"yeah, seems legit"

[–]Gwandeh 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When they play the oldies at a wedding and all the sixty somethings in attendance expend their years supply of energy.

[–]bad-hat-harry 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ooga chaka, ooga chaka..

[–]Newb_A_Lube 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I didn't know there was a "mother dance"... I've seen my mother do this dance. :-/

[–]reptilianhater 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen many mothers all over the world do this dance. It's perfect.

[–]10_feet_highr 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a fabulous 55 year old man.

[–]Tickle_Panda 591 ポイント592 ポイント  (49子コメント)

Wow, how can a parent let a child be so fat like this. That's cruel.

[–]mrsmittens 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (34子コメント)

Because there are dumb ass parents who find it cute and amusing when their kid wants to eat 24/7 and see nothing wrong about it. also chubby kids are more often seen as adorable rather than at a health risk.

[–]InnocentHeathy 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (20子コメント)

When I see kids this big I'm so curious how much they are eating! My skinny two year old does eat all day. During a growth spurt she'll eat a bigger meal than I do. But I don't keep junk food in my house so that is probably the key difference.

[–]seraph85 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is what I always thought. If your child doesn't develop a taste for fast food they won't want it. I'm not a parent but I've had parents tell me "I wouldn't understand" so I really couldn't argue.

[–]glitterkittie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't think it matters that you aren't a parent. This is just common sense. When parents say things like "you wouldn't understand" they're just trying to defend their shitty parenting choices.

[–]orangeisstupid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yup, same with sugar-added foods. Can't miss what you don't know.

[–]Stoke-me-a-clipper [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My girlfriends five-year-old son – she does a good job of feeding him a mostly organic diet, but he is fat. I haven't quite broach this with her yet, but he is fat because she lets him eat pretty much whatever he wants within the organic universe… So, he eats a bunch of organic meat, but no salads. Organic bacon, but no oatmeal. And she doesn't control his portions. So he runs around like a tubby little doughboy, sweating and puffing while my kids have not even come close to running out of breath, and it's sad. His arm stick out to the side a bit and he waddles like a penguin. He has the energy of a five-year-old boy, and sprints around from here to there, but just does not have the endurance because of all the weight he was carrying.

He is about 65 pounds and is about to turn six. He is not very tall, so all that weight is packed into a below average height frame. She thinks it's cute and assures herself and everyone else that he will "just grow out of it."

I love her, so it's difficult. I'm not a perfect parent myself – nobody is, but this is something that will have to be dealt with if we continue our relationship.

[–]dergus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

i'll tell you how because i have a nephew who's fat and my kids are scrawny as fuck. my nephew doesn't walk, spends 4 hours a day easily in front of a tv, iphone or ipad.. and eats whatever he wants. juice, coke, chips, candy, ice cream, you name it. he eats more junk food in an average day than my kids will eat in an entire month. my kids walk every day. they walk to daycare, they walk to school, they walk with me to the grocery store, they walk to the park and pool, they bike to soccer practice, they bike to swimming lessons, to the library. they get 30 minutes of screen time per day, one hour on weekends. my daughter eats more than i do, without fail, every single meal. she's 4. i weight five times more than her. kids aren't supposed to be fat. it's sad how so many kids are on a path to obesity and inactivity.

[–]shrapnelasylum 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

One of my friends is like this. Her son is two and definitely weighs more than a two-year-old, but she always says, "If he wants to eat I'll let him," even if that means several meals a day. I don't know how to tell her it's unhealthy without coming across as interfering (I don't have kids).

[–]notheresnolight 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I find it cute and amusing that my son wants to eat 24/7 and that he eats everything - even broccoli and celery. The only thing is does not like are hot/spicy foods.

Needless to say he is skinny. Sweets have to be "earned" and we never keep many around anyway.

[–]Nikuhiru 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My daughter absolutely loves broccoli. She's 11 months old and is at the phase of needing to feed herself. Give her a broccoli florets and she'll sit happily eating.

Then she drops it on the floor for the dog.

[–]historyofthebee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Took me right back to a childhood memory, with the noxious broccoli farts of our family dog pervading the house.

[–]DaksTheDaddyNow 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They probably sooth with food.

[–]silvet_the_potent 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

promethazine does the job in a more direct matter

[–]cats-pyjamas 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Most parents will not see anything wrong with the child and will Continue to feed them all the time as a sign of love

[–]thedarklord187 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The sad thing as an American when I saw this kid I didn't even think he was fat...

[–]Smash724 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the only child that ive seen dance that actually makes me feel disturbed

[–]lowerguk 243 ポイント244 ポイント  (14子コメント)

It should be illegal to feed a child that much.

[–]Woody_777917 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This video is a bit disturbing. Not sure why exactly.

[–]regireland [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Its the fat, its unnerving how much fat this toddler has. Its not even baby fat, its just straight up fat.

[–]NoFanOfTheCold [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Allowing a child that age to get that overweight is child abuse.

[–]Tenaciousthrow 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Three callers ahead of us, Jimmy!

[–]ronerychiver 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This whole time I thought she said "three cars ahead of us" like three car lengths since he rear ended someone

[–]Slingyman 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Toddler? Are you joking?

[–]pinkjello [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

OP probably thought the kid was a toddler because he's chubby like one. But yeah, he's clearly older.

[–]csmainship 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're the mom clothes intentional as well?

[–]lurkopotomus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay, time to completely eliminate sugar from that toddler's diet. The epidemic is real.

[–]WizardEric 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Childhood obesity isn't funny.

[–]DarthLysergis 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We took away the baton. He; he was special enough.

[–]Stupidme00 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was not sure what the mom dance exactly was until I saw this, then it all made sense.

[–]pubic_freshness 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And people say you can't be born a homossexual

[–]RabbitMother 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop feeding it.

[–]Air_Hellair 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

ITT: Enough Reddit self-righteousness to create an Army of obese toddlers

[–]H8ter-aid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wow how do you let your child get to the state. Id hate to see the parents.

[–]lukerobi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

good lord stop feeding that kid so much...

[–]RedJorgAncrath[🍰] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The final clap is perfect.

[–]SnowflakeTearsFuelMe 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Enough of the deep fried mayo balls

[–]evasivewallaby 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is it called when you identify as mom but are actually a toddler. I don't want to offend.

[–]genisthesage 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't convince me this ISN'T just a tiny mom :I

[–]soramocles 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is like 1kg per month of age, wtf

[–]Imbigazoid 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats an OBESE "toddler"

[–]StinkinFinger 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to start taxing calories.

[–]Stoke-me-a-clipper [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

That kid's fatness is the fault of shitty parenting -- except for the highly unlikely event that he/she has an illness. If they don't, those parents should be ashamed.

[–]Cartermichael85 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That child's adorable and has got nice rhythm!

[–]branfordjeff 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy christ, that kid should be taken away from it's parents. Letting it get that freakin fat is absolutely child abuse.

[–]gagsi 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not sure if toddler or midget.

[–]UrsoAnnoying2 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SNL's Pat as a toddler.

[–]JediN1nja 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is it just me or does this kid kinda look like Ethan from H3H3?

[–]fruitbizzle 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the mum hair

[–]B-Va [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I cannot enjoy this. I'm too disturbed by this toddlers morbid obesity, and it makes me feel sick.

[–]bryanrobh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Fucking shit man that kid already needs a diet

[–]KlossN [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Also nails the mom hair and the mom bod, how many kids does it have?

[–]Dafish20 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He nailed the mom look also..

[–]WhyHelloMrWhiskers 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am sending this to my mother immediately!