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Youtube prankster kills boyfriend in desperate bid to gain more views. (self.Drama)

shitpost953 が 投稿

http://www.twincities.com/2017/06/28/hoping-for-youtube-fame-with-prank-minnesota-woman-apparently-shoots-boyfriend-to-death/

her channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqSxhPHNYCLnt6pgUq-pJA/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0

Just a prank bro... why you dyin?

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[–]BRXF1 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (8子コメント)

WHAT'S THE GODDAMN PRANK, WHAT DOES THE WORD EVEN MEAN ANYMORE?

[–]nomad1c 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (4子コメント)

the only way it makes sense is if she told him the book would stop the bullet, and when it didn't she could be like "OMG PRANKZED!"

[–]BRXF1 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Again, that's a failure because I assume a .50 to the chest won't leave a lot of time for "what the hey? I thought the book would stop the bullet. Aw hell ya got meeeeeuuuuuurrrghhhhhhh".

[–]SandersRobbedYou 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Would it have stopped a .22?

[–]Clark_Savage_Jr 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not if you miss.

[–]Thhueros 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

probably depends on the book

[–]PlasmaBurst 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The military pranks terrorists everyday.

[–]1337hax1337 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

9/11 was just a prank lmao why did everyone get so mad about it

[–]FitAndDumb 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

.50 cal bro, it's just a prank!! (((GONE SEXUAL)))

[–]80BAIT08 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (31子コメント)

50 calibur at point blank range... There's a reason why plate carriers contain metal and not a copy of Pride and Prejudice.

[–]CRUNCHWARP_SUPREME 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Most plates are going to be made of ceramic, but that's none of my business.

Sips tea

[–]Notthehalf 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

shoots your tea cup yeah that will protect you :p

[–]80BAIT08 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ceramic pussy teacup.

[–]Denny_Craine 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

good plates are made of ceramics, but AR500 steel plates are extremely popular

[–]CRUNCHWARP_SUPREME 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I mean yeah if you're poor

[–]Denny_Craine 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well they're comparably cheap and they stop bullets just as well, they're just heavy and not as ergonomically shaped. There's really no reason for them not to be popular

[–]evannever 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ceramics have the added advantage of not being boat anchors worn on the body for operations around water.

[–]heylookapinkgiraffe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They better have anti-spalling on em. Or else RIP in peace.

[–]EllenPaosFrontButt 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ur dumb ok sweaty?

drinkys tea drink

[–]nomad1c 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (20子コメント)

i'm not a gun person but isn't 50 cal like a machine gun

[–]Kysbu 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (5子コメント)

.50 bmg is used in both rifles and machine guns.

.50 beowolf is an intermediate rifle cartidge used in some rifles (generally ar platforms that have been built to take them)

.50 Autism Express is a pistol cartidge.

[–]Jzargos_Helper 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (3子コメント)

.50 Autism Express Lol

Far more accurate than the name given by the spergs on gun forums.

[–]UserUnknown2 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shoutouts to Gunnit

Post your Nugget, nerd

[–]641232 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

African Eliminator?

[–]caffienatedjedi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But where is my .50 ratshot?

[–]autistitron 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (11子コメント)

No, it's the most powerful bullet to put in a handgun though. Think Desert Eagle.

Short story is its meant to shoot through engine blocks in cars, like in Israeli checkpoints, it's so powerful that it's not practical for fighting because you can't even control the recoil.

The bullet would have gone right through the person holding it, though all the walls and into some other house while the sheer upwards recoil caused this girl to smash her own head with the gun.

Edit: I got a bunch of shit wrong, mixed up the pistol and rifle versions

[–]Denny_Craine 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (6子コメント)

No, it's the most powerful bullet to put in a handgun though.

No its not. 500 S&W Magnum, 480 Ruger, 475 Linebaugh, and 454 Casull are all more powerful handgun cartridges

[–]MegaSeedsInYourBum 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Boyfriends react: 500 S&W Magnum"

[–]Thhueros 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Won't be much of a reaction there besides Newtons 3rd law.

[–]autistitron 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well I'm no gun expert but at least I was kind of close

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are all boutique cartridges.

[–]caffienatedjedi 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are also a couple custom .60 cal hand guns, though I've never seen someone shoot one without breaking their nose.

[–]gigantic_meaty_balls 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found John Wicks secret Reddit account

[–]275Adamas 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're thinking of a different type of ammunition than he is. .50BMG is a machine gun cartridge. .50AE is the pistol cartridge. IIRC, the Desert Eagle was originally designed as a tank commander's side arm for the IDF.

Most rifle .50BMG applications are anti-materiel though.

[–]TruthPains 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The desert eagle one is not the most powerful, but it is powerful enough to eat through a phone book. You can control a DE, I believe you are thinking of the .500 revolver that everyone hates to shoot because it always hurts -- hurts like when yer uncle came to tuck you in at night when you were 8

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I believe you are thinking of the .500 revolver that everyone hates to shoot because it always hurts

I've seen a couple of videos showing this. Why do people buy them if they can't be shot practically?

[–]Kuonji 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Desert Eagle in Resident Evil was amazing.

[–]80BAIT08 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not necessarily but I wouldn't be surprised if she used one to turn him into a ringed donut.

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

.50 caliber refers to the size and type of the ammunition. You're thinking of it as a machinegun because this type of ammunition would commonly be used on mounted machineguns, the type you'd find on the back of a humvee for instance. However you can also find rifles and handguns that use it.

It is extremely powerful, a book was never going to come close to stopping it. I wouldn't have thought a book would stop less powerful ammo, such as 9mm or .306, but .50 was suicide without a doubt.

[–]_Norm_ 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (6子コメント)

So like... is the video ever gonna be uploaded or what?

[–]Awayfone 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He deserve at least that much, he gave his life for it

[–]SandersRobbedYou 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

liveleak pls

[–]Kuonji 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't wait to see what thumbnail they'll go with.

[–]The_DJSeahorse 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What I came here to see.

[–]jimbozini 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the article it says that the video is considered evidence and won't be released until the case is over.

[–]_Norm_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]Kuonji 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"I wish they wouldn’t have done it,” Claudia Ruiz said. “I wish he would’ve just done another prank"

Thanks for that.

[–]Tierschloss 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should have done the "ducking under a swinging chainsaw" video instead

[–]saint2e 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://userscontent2.emaze.com/images/15711bbb-bbf3-4753-88ad-550b3eaee0e3/468dcbdfe9abbe5f85aafd79b0cb13be.png

[–]NoRealsOnlyFeels 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I wish the things that happened that I didn't like hadn't happened. Instead, i wish that other things, which I would prefer over what actually happened, has transpired."

[–]Sarge_Ward 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Instead, the bullet went into her boyfriend’s chest as the couple’s 3-year-old daughter looked on.

Oh god ducking dammit. These two morons just forever ruined the life of a child. That shit is going to be mental scars forever.

Now I'm just upset

[–]BigDaddy_Delta 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She is 19, which means they had the daughter at 16......and they have another kid on the way

I think these weren't the smartest people to be honest

[–]skeetsurfing1984 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I'd say the guy deserves a Darwin Award, but he apparently has already reproduced (twice, no less). So who am I to talk?

[–]backltrack 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Probably won't remember. 3 year olds are fucking dumb.

[–]snallygaster 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Trauma at an early age can have a massive impact on child development, especially at 2-4 when neuroplasticity is at its highest. Kid is gonna have some big problems to work out. And think of the teasing in middle school once it gets out that her mother shot her father to get like and subscribes on youtube

[–]OniTan 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Plus the inevitable knockoffs. Elsa shoots Spiderman in chest!

[–]snallygaster 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Oh god those. At least one of the channels just got demonitized, so hopefully that puts an end to them.

[–]chaosakita 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

How did you find that out?

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's fucking snally, she just knows when internet drama happens.

[–]Rockstar_MWG_05 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

hey /u/snallygaster I'll post bussy if you give yourself a flair that says the drama whisperer

[–]Zappert 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bussy whisperer ;)

[–]im-a-koala 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Elsa has standards tho

[–]Tzcar 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So basically what you're saying is, this kid's gonna grow into a female Dexter who kills youtube pranksters?

[–]whoopsforgotemail 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be the best outcome tbh

[–]____________13 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's going to seem especially embarrassing if/when youtube stops being popular.

[–]imdcrazy1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

choked on a piece of meat when I was about 4. Now I've got a fucking gag reflex when Im eating any kind of meat (fish and chicken included). The only workaround I found is frying the shit out of everything, macdonalds style. So yeah, such a small trauma can become a huge inconvenience later on.

[–]yonicthehedgehog 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

she may not realize what it is at that point but i guarantee you that's a ton of future therapy sessions waiting to happen

[–]backltrack -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's normal for all women.

[–]a_jill_sandwich 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, 3 year olds can develop memories. Especially for things like seeing their dad shot to death.

[–]backltrack 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hire a stunt double.

[–]Mort_DeRire 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seemingly the most entertaining pastime of morons is to fuck, bring children into the world despite being financially and mentally unprepared, and then doing their utmost to turn the child into a moron just like them.

[–]FitAndDumb 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 yo will turn into a supervillian fighting for men's rights

[–]CondeTrocola 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (5子コメント)

GUN PRANK (GONE WRONG)

[–]mehforeverybody 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

GONE SEXUAL?

[–]Rockstar_MWG_05 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

1000 DEGREE GLOWING BULLET VS CHEST CAVITY - SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

[–]Tzcar 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What is that in radians?

[–]holy_black_on_a_popo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With the right attitude.

[–]boyoyoyoyong 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (15子コメント)

This is the American education system at work, people so dumb they thought a book would stop a 50 cal

[–]Ls777 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's not why they are dumb. That's just being uninformed. The dumb part is not testing to see if the bullet passes through the book first. How did it not occur to them to test it first before putting themselves in a potentially fatal situation? This amount of stupidity is confounding

[–]wwyzzerdd 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only one copy of the book.

FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

[–]TheLadyinWight 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (4子コメント)

They did test it.

She said that he had showed her a different book which the bullet did not go through.

That first book? The Holy Bible.

[–]_Norm_ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Divine intervention, you say....

[–]FitAndDumb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The author? Allbert Einstein

[–]Ls777 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I get for skimming.

Now makes me think this might have been some words suicide kinda thing... I'd imagine that caliber bullet would go through any book

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nah, she lied that they tested it.

[–]OniTan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, this sounds like a Columbo episode.

[–]XxXBussy69SlayerXxX 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

> Minnesota

> North of Fargo

It's basically Canada tbqh.

[–]SandersRobbedYou 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Here's a good example https://www.youtube.com/user/DemolitionRanch

of American gunsanity done right

[–]boyoyoyoyong 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love demo ranch.

[–]StingAuer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vet Ranch is really great too.

[–]1337hax1337 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would've worked if it was the Bible iibqhwu

[–]ashent2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but knowledge is power I thought

[–]Denny_Craine 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Subbed

[–]godofdae 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Book was critically hit in the chest for 100 damage. The blow causes the book to shudder violently in a spray of paper.

Pedro Perez was critically hit in the chest for 95 damage. Unfortunately, his spine is now clearly visible from the front.

[–]toynbeeidea16 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Youtube comments deliver as always:

He deserved to die. Fully deserved. He was a spic who treated his own woman shitty. He never really loved her. His multiracial babies are going to be fatherless, never to know what a large influence can a father figure have.

[–]lickedTators 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Replace "spic" with "youtuber" and I agree with this comment.

[–]Vladtheimpaler14 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Add the words spic and youtuber together and I agree with this comment.

[–]shitpost953[S] 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking idiot... the word is "shittily"... it's an adverb... youtube comments are cancer.

[–]ProphetRith 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Srsposting but why are youtube comments so racist, and I don't mean like making niggah jokes, but like legit racist?

[–]whoopsforgotemail 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because, in general, only the absolute worst dregs of humanity actually use youtube comments. Couple this with the fact that they are essentially completely unmoderated and you get comments like the ones on the video.

[–]Swineflew1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well the comment is fairly correct fwiw

[–]EllenPaosFrontButt -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this tbh, not seeing the problem here

[–]SandersRobbedYou 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I wish he would have done another prank"

jesus christ

[–]Eternal_Mr_Bones 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To see if it would go through

Perhaps holding it out to the side would've been a better idea instead of holding it in front of your body then.

[–]PoorLilMarco 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You go gurl! #SLAY

[–]49813165465798412565 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

was it actually .50 cal or is that just creative journalism?

[–]sex_tourism 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My shekels are on the second option.

[–]ieatpussy69 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

.50 cal from a golden Desert Eagle 🦅

Must have took forever to unlock that camo

[–]tilmoph 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Article says it was a desert eagle, so yeah, .50cal

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[–]neutralvoter 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

bet he pissd

[–]CucksLoveTrump 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

can you be pissed if you're dead?

or did you mean he pissed himself? bc I'm pretty sure that happens when you die

[–]MG87 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/darwininaction

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (20子コメント)

.50 caliber

What the fuck? That's millitary grade caliber. Why would a civilian need that? The race war hasn't even started yet.

[–]Kysbu 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

need

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DON'T TREAD ON THIS FROG RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]091091091 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Military grade

This is how I know you're talking out of your ass

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You only had to read my username

[–]091091091 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're one of my favorite drama fags

Now show me your dirty Arabic bussy

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Arabic bussy

[–]091091091 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to liberate your asshole of its oil with my big red rocket of democracy

[–]asdfman2000 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You only had to read my username

http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png

[–]UltrashitpostShitstirring Drama whore 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh i'm not pretending, my knowledge of firearms is limited to which end is the shooty part and which end isn't.

[–]IWaaasPiiirate 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Military grade is just a marketing term.
The only military group that uses the desert eagle is Poland's counter terrorism group.

[–]shitpost953[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This reminds me of an interesting case. This company was selling "military grade" shit to the chinese so the principals were arrested for espionage because the canadian government apparently can't parse

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/b-c-woman-falsely-accused-of-being-terrorist-sues-government-for-21m-1.2878220

[–]xthorgoldx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

only group that uses it

Does the IDF not use it anymore? They're the ones who developed the shit in the first place.

[–]IWaaasPiiirate 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't. They typically use a uzi because at 10 feet they can unload without having to aim.

[–]Cloacalla_Festival 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because its what fits in my gun, boyo.

[–]ieatpussy69 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But will it fit in your ass?

[–]pepperouchau 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The race war hasn't even started yet.

in spite of my constant insistence

[–]Thhueros 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dont they know

[–]Ravensthrowit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet they loaded a blank into it, or if it was black powder just loaded a sabot without the bullet thinking it would be harmless. A wad of cotton might not sound scary until it's traveling at 3,000 fps

[–]NoRealsOnlyFeels 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

military grade

You must be military grade retarded to think that that means anything

[–]Notthehalf 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking forward to the react video she'll make at her sentencing.

Also...something something "toxic feminity".

[–]nickimiraj 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

didn't read the article at first, just clicked her channel and saw her little daughter. :( common sense is dead

[–]PhysicsIsMyMistress 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is peak feminism.

[–]happyorangejuce 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (8子コメント)

ITT: People conflating .50 Caliber BMG and .50 Caliber handgun rounds.

[–]pepperouchau 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

now I ain't no gun doctor but I think they both hurt

[–]Swineflew1 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is .50 Calibur not a large handgun round?

[–]091091091 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is but it's not the same as a .50 caliber rifle round.

[–]happyorangejuce 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The largest commercially available (to my knowledge). https://giphy.com/gifs/eagle-desert-watermelons-9W2fJf6G9Hfby

However, .50 BMG has a lot more powder and flies at about 3000 feet per second and the desert eagle round flies at less than half that speed around 1400-1500 feet per second. .50 BMG is used against vehicles because it can destroy an engine block. A .50 caliber handgun will fuck you up, but people were saying retarded things like "omg 50 cal takes down tanks".

[–]niggerpenis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd like to see someone fight a tank using a DE.

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ok, but for our purposes we only need to work out whether .50 cal takes out books.

[–]NoRealsOnlyFeels 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A .50 BMG pistol sounds amazing, though.

[–]a_jill_sandwich 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She doesn't look too upset in her mugshot. Hang her, I say.

[–]savantfool 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To the cops: it's just a prank bro

[–]IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pedro Ruiz

Sending illegals home one 50cal at a time

[–]an_ordinary_canadian 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (9子コメント)

This is why we need mandatory gun education, starting in kindergarten. I mean, it was a fucking .50 cal, not a bb gun, that shit goes through tanks.

[–]CIRCLONT6 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is why we need mandatory gun education, starting in kindergarten. I mean, it was a fucking .50 cal, not a bb gun, that shit goes through tanks sterilization

[–]westphallI killed Saydrah 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do we really need sterilization when they're offing themselves?

[–]subpoutine 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. The morons' 3yo child was there to watch her father get no-scoped.

[–]JohnTheOrc 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

that shit goes through tanks.

Bro, I'm not sure that's true..

[–]glmox 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he must mean like fish tanks and shit

[–]Brumaired 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It had to have been a handgun. Nooooooo fucking way that tiny girl used a fucking Barrett or something to do that. There wouldn't be much left of that guy's torso if he ate a 50 BMG round.

[–]Wowbagger1 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn Americlaps have to be taught not to shoot each other in pre-K lmao

[–]HodorTheDoorHolder 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need a particular coating on a rifle round for it to penetrate tank armor unlike your mom who is way easier to penetrate.

[–]NoRealsOnlyFeels 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

that shit goes through tanks.

This is why we need mandatory gun education, starting in kindergarten.

[–]Chin_Up_Chick 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean even if the book stopped the bullet how in the world is that a prank?

[–]funkenstein_1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are the Darwin awards still going? Folks we have a winner...

[–]Kekistanian9000 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Unfortunately he got an offspring, so disqualified.

[–]PolishPugLady 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not if she pranks the kids too!

[–]BannaHamHock 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where the fuck is Halstad? I've lived here my whole life and never heard of it.

[–]eskachig 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn the stupid...

And they even managed to breed first, too.

[–]ilikepiesthatlookgay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy crap this is reality!

I was expecting to hit r/writingprompts or something when I clicked.

[–]whoopsforgotemail 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im pretty convinced that nobody could actually be stupid enough to do this, and that this was actually just an elaborate murder plot.

[–]dramallllama 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now he is really going to give her the silent treatment.

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She probably would have gotten more views from the video of him shooting a load on her chest.

[–]PeacefulDuck 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, out of all those people watching, no one tried to stop it? No one bothered to say, "hey, why don't you do you test run on the book first just to see what happens"

[–]IntellectualEuphoria 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And nothing of value was lost.

[–]megadeadly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, in one of her videos she's driving her kids around and vlogging simultaneously without her seatbelt on. She's no Einstein...

[–]SharkeishaFlex 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A fucking .50 AE coming out of a Desert Eagle? The blunt force imparted on the body when the bullet hits the book is enough to break ribs and possibly kill you alone. Are you kidding me? Couldn't have used like 9mm frangibles or like, idk, not do it to begin with?

[–]d_hatesthis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Him: I got a great idea for a video baby.... shoot me in the chest

Any sane person: .....You got to stop drinking

[–]grungebot5000 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

haha that's really sad :(

[–]PureGold07 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

PRANK GONE WRONG!!!

NO, FUCKING REALLY