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Donald Trump is the greatest deal-maker ever. If you don’t believe that, then consider this story from Canada, where Trump will make a tidy profit off people who want nothing to with him. JCF Capital ULC, which owns the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Toronto, is so keen to get the Trump name off the building that it’s paying an undisclosed sum — said to be upwards of $6 million — to get out of a licensing agreement that slapped the Trump brand on the hotel complex. Since JCF Capital is a U.S.-based company, it remains to be seen whether a foreign company paying to distance itself from the president would violate the emoluments clause of the Constitution.

The Trump name is expected to be removed from the buildings as early as August 1, according to “a person with knowledge of the matter” who spoke to Bloomberg Politics anonymously, since the deal is confidential. It was not reported whether the source was snickering at the idea that getting shut of Donald Trump’s name was worth every penny, or Loonie, or however the Trump organization is being paid off.

The hotel, which was recently at the center of a fraud settlement decided by the Canadian SCOTUS, will probably be operated by Marriott International under their St. Regis brand. A new name for the building complex hasn’t been announced yet; maybe they could go with “The Sexxy Justin Trudeau Arms.”

Rebranding the hotel is hoped to be the first step in rehabbing the troubled property, which in addition to construction delays and that lawsuit over fraudulent claims made in selling units as investments, has also become the focus for anti-Trump protests in Toronto, although Trump has no ownership in the building, just the now-dissolved licensing deal to slap his name on the building.

For some reason, unless they’re trying to suck up to the president, few renters and travelers are excited about living in a Trump building these days. The week after the election, the owners of Trump-branded luxury apartments in New York (built by but no longer owned by Trump) announced they’d take the Trump name off after residents demanded a change. Last October, the CEO of Trump Hotels announced that a new chain of hotels aimed at wealthy millennials would be new, exciting, luxurious, and unpolluted by the Trump name, being named “Scion” instead, since people would rather stay in a hotel that sounds like a failed Japanese car brand. Another line of stealth Trump hotels, called “American Idea,” will soon start operating in Mississippi.

The Trump Organization would not comment on whether the president owns a stake in the recently-opened chain of boarding schools called “Tiffany? Do I have a daughter named Tiffany?”

Update:
Yeah, I knew I’d make that typo: it really isJCF Capital,” not “JFC.” Corrected, but I like the latter better.

[Bloomberg Politics via BoingBoing]

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  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    this would be embarrassing…if Trump had any shame.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Guess he dodged a bullet there!

  • msanthropesmr

    Now be fair, Scion didn’t exactly fail. It sort of got turned beige by Toyota.

  • infobahn

    So I am guessing they are going to burn all the bedding?

    • I was hoping for a Dothraki-style celebration with melted “gold”

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I’d pay to see that.

        • Ill-Advised

          Yes, indeed.
          (Scrounges in old jewelry bin for all that glitters.)

  • reelreeler

    Smart move for the hotel. I travel often and I wouldn’t stay at a Trump named property even if it were free.

  • Reddishrabbit

    “America Idea”? This has to be one of the worst names you can come up with. And I rather stay at Roach Motel than any Trump property.

    • The Wanderer

      I had an American Idea. Is arson still unlawful?

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        A parallel question is ‘Is killing lawyers illegal?’
        The answer is, ‘It must be, there’s still some around.’
        Apply in whatever way you find most appropriate.

  • memzilla Ω

    They could probably recoup the $6 million by auctioning off minutes of time to people clamoring to jackhammer “Trump” off of the building. Keep Toronto Beautiful!

    • And have a tidy sum left over for a local charity

    • bupkus231

      I remember when charity events in the US were held raising money by selling swings of a sledgehammer against a Japanese import car.

      Sounds like a potential gold mine

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I’d prefer to jackhammer him in the face, but this would be worth paying for, too.

  • Even Right-wing Billionaires out to destroy America enjoy a little PUFF PUFF PASS PASS
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41ea8a03c3de090f5460fa72453505844dfcb821e01fdc54f20d8293c5d2bf0b.png

    The Kochs are coming out hard

    • msanthropesmr

      Rock out with your Koch out

      • Joe Beese

        OK, we’re done here.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      They’re just a couple of Koch smokers. Who knew?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      You may be surprised to learn how not arousing that is.

    • Ill-Advised

      I have agreed with a Koch. Are snowballs flying in hell?

      Seriously, why do they care?

      • I recently read skimmed an article that said banks have realized how much money there is for them to tap from an established and legal cannabis industry.

        Sessions is messing up. Didn’t he consult his betters first?

  • memzilla Ω
    • The Wanderer

      Cabbage crates coming over the briny?

      • dorquemada

        “Five shillings a dozen? That’s ordinary cabbages, is it? And what
        about the bombs? Good Lord, they are expensive”

    • Not for locksmiths?!?

    • PubOption

      Upfist for ‘Bottle of Britain’.

  • La forza del resistino

    Even Canadians canuck want to get rid of him fast enough.

    • Three Finger Salute

      They just want him to leaf them alone.

    • leemoder

      They’re not Moncton around.

  • Danielle Lessard

    A Canadian SCOTUS? Now what is that?

  • memzilla Ω
  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    So how big a check would it take for Donnie Two Scoops to go away?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Now if we could only rid the Oval Office of that horrible name. And “Pence”. And “Ryan”.

  • Michael Smith

    Well, if high-end luxury hotels don’t want his name anymore, maybe he can convince trailer parks to pay him put his name up on their signs?

    Oh yeah, signs with his name on them are already all over America’s trailer parks.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      yeah, but the rednecks aren’t paying for the privilege.

      “Dumb and dumber, get on that!” – DJT

  • dorquemada

    “Oleaginous” is a word that doesn’t get as much play as it should.

    • It was used often here in reference to Ted Cruz during the primaries

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Yes, Joel Osteen was so outraged that his adjective had been applied to Rafael.

    • Joe Beese

      Also “steatopygous” – which is Latin for “thicc bih”.

    • The Wanderer

      I used to use it in reference to Karl Rove, along with the phrase “oozing buttery emollients from every pore.”

  • Joe Beese

    There used to be a panhandler in the Manhattan subway who would stand in the middle of the car and blow horrible screeches on an alto saxophone until people paid him enough money to go away.

    I hadn’t thought about him for years.

    • Nyumbu

      We had one of those in the Seattle bus tunnel years ago.

      • Joe Beese

        It’s a franchisable concept.

    • The Wanderer

      Webster Smogpule?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Keep that story to yourself. I shudder to think of what would happen if corporations realized they could make money off of simply being annoying.

      • Disney

      • TJ Barke

        Mobile games already understand this.

      • Joe Beese

        In related news: Facebook announces 2 billion monthly users.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          oh lord, F*ck faceborg. They keep telling me I have no notifications, which aren’t people send me messages, cause clearly my friends suck, but rather, Susie changed her photo! Jim posted a photo!

          • Three Finger Salute

            I never get notifications from them because I never bothered using it. No interest in Twitter either. I don’t care about celebrities’ farts or some supposedly important social or political hashtag. I don’t care what color the Oscars are or what Katy Perry is whining about and why it supposedly pertains to “mental health”. And I’ve had my fill of covfefe for the century. You couldn’t pay me to give a shit what he “thinks”.

    • Miss Dill

      There was one in DC, too…really loud.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    City of Angels slaps Carl’s Jr. Last bit of legacy for ol’ Puzder – underpaying burger-flippers.
    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/879810326291775489

  • jesterpunk

    Who is Tiffany? Oh you mean Not Ivanka that doesnt have big breasts like Ivanka has?

    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/07/donald-trump-files-tiffany-trump-breasts/

    • TJ Barke

      Gross.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Ivanka’s are aftermarket. Trust me, I used to help build them. (ex surgical assistant.)

      • jesterpunk

        Is there anything on Ivanka that isnt fake?

  • Jennifer R

    172.2 today. Getting better every day.

    • jesterpunk

      Is that the temperature outside?

      • Jennifer R

        Fucking feels like it.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Shooting for 98.6?

      • Jennifer R

        160 was my lowest. Pretty sure my skeleton weighs more than 98.6.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          I don’t think it weighed that much. ;-)

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I was going to say – better get that fever checked!

    • Angry Red Bird DGAF

      I wish I was good at those meme things. If I were I would post a picture of a puppy with a caption saying “Yay, you!”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
    • OutOfOrbit

      NO WAY!

    • Mary Theresa

      Where are you? In hell?

      • Jennifer R

        Sacramento, Hell would be an improvement. That is my weight, not the temp. Pretty lean for someone who should be 6 foot 4 if not for a spine injury.

        • Mary Theresa

          Congrats.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      congrats dude, I just started up going to the gym again, no real progress, but it’s been less than a week. (I’m impatient).
      ; )

  • La forza del resistino

    Every time I see a GOPer on tv say HC needs a state’s ability to determine benefits, I hope my state covers arm injuries from throwing stuff at the tv.

    • Reddishrabbit

      This is why I bought a spider on TV stocks, the number of TV’s being broken by cruel and stupid comments being reacted to must be at an all time high!

  • Mary Theresa

    Open thread: Translation, time to get my drink on.

    • Crystalclear12

      I think you have the “Open Thread” confused with the “Wonkagenda”.

  • Angry Red Bird DGAF

    Ugh. News flash! The world is run by a small group of extremely wealthy people.

    • OutOfOrbit

      Well knock me down with feathers.

    • II Gosala

      Kenyan Muslim Illuminati libelz!!1!

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        We should be so lucky as to have a leader like that.

  • jesterpunk

    “Trump is such a successful business man that people pay him extra for his name (to be removed). Period”

    Spicey

  • jesterpunk

    “The fake news media is reporting our properties are so unpopular they are removing the Trump name from them.”

    Eric “Hitler Jr” Trump.

  • Michael R

    McConnell: I’ve Delayed The Trumpcare Vote Until
    “At Least 50 People Are In A Comfortable Place”

    Translation

    ” We’re going to make you an offer you can’t refuse ”
    ( but we need time to make it extra evil )

  • C4TWOMAN


    The Trump name is expected to be removed from the buildings as early as August 1, ”

    Or some group of people could, ad busters style, vandalize it ahead of time–it’s not like anyone’s going to repair it…..

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Ryan Denniston

    You know who else has his iconic branding removed from buildings?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYTcQUKTVY

    • armed_bears

      That’s fun to watch. Need a gif of that. It’s fun. Good times.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Enron?

  • Angry Red Bird DGAF

    Need ideas for dinner that don’t include me cooking. Suggestions?????
    Also too, Wonkette commenter poll: would you rather a)take a pay cut to work in a City you like b)stay at a company that pays you well but isn’t as nice as it once was or c)be like Beyoncé and do your own thing (but not with as many monies)? Vote now, vote often.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Whole-grain bread (or whatever kind you like) and cheese and pre-cut veggies with salad dressing or hummus as a dip? Maybe add smoked salmon if you’re not a vegetarian and want more protein?

      If you’re drinking, a nice glass of red with dark chocolate for dessert. Unless it is hot where you are, in which case a glass of white?

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        Wow. I like! I’m not a cheese lover so maybe I can switch it out for guacamole.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Re: Question 2, moving to a new city is a humongoid pain in the ass, not just for the obvious reasons but also for the uprooting and new friends and whatnot. It’s all about weighing the pros and cons of staying or going.

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        It would be a return to my hometown, which I like.

    • Crystalclear12

      Traditional non- cooking Wonkette dinner suggestions:
      Whiskey
      Tequila
      Vodka
      Gin.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Wake up
        and do it all again.

        Sorry, it rhymed.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Which one’s the fish course?

        • Crystalclear12

          Gin, of course!

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      On hot days, my mom likes to do a salad with maybe some (pre-grilled or pre-cooked) chicken on top, or shrimp.

      • Jennifer R

        A nice big salad with a bit of grilled chicken is to die for.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          We would also sometimes have chicken soft tacos – pre-cooked chicken strips, lettuce, salsa (or southwestern-style Ranch dressing), and cheese. No heat required.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      As to the second part of the question, I guess it would depend. I would probably choose option b, but only if option a caused a strain on my ability to meet obligations.

    • calliecallie

      Dinner: a big salad
      Poll responses: d) none of the above. Some of this depends on how old you are, as I would have different answers for 20s, 30s, 40s or older. I think it’s really important to be in a city/locale that you love. On the other hand, making monies is also good. Can you find a city/local you love with a job that pays you as well? I realize that’s maybe a pipe dream, but why settle? Unless you’re old like me.

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        Good point. I’m looking at moving back home because I would rather spend the rest of my career near family. At this point pay is not as much a focus as it was before.

    • Jennifer R

      Define not cooking?
      Taking burger patties, seasoning them and putting them in the oven or salamander for several minutes a side and the second side with some feta or blue cheese on top is a damn good burger that doesn’t have a lot of effort.

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      1) Avocado and kale salad with a nice, crumbly cheese and walnuts: filling, healthy, and food manipulation with no cooking.

      2) A good friend of mine is leaving his (ridiculously well-paying) steady job to tour the country for a year and decide what he wants to do and where he wants to go next (he’s a middle-aged fella). He’s been in the same place too long, and he’s feeling trapped. Move on to another city if you want to start over.

      I did my own thing with almost no money and (eventually) the world beat a path to my door. I got lucky. You might too.

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        Walnuts! So a John McCain salad.

        • Sedagive ’em Hell

          Walnuts shall forever be tainted (here at least).

          • Angry Red Bird DGAF

            I like your idea. I’m going to search for some cranberries to go with it.

          • Sedagive ’em Hell

            A nice, light dressing with some lemon is just the thing.

          • Angry Red Bird DGAF

            You’ll be disappointed. :( I found some tortilla chips and decided to make a Trump Nacho bowl minus the meat. It was good. I regret nothing.

          • Sedagive ’em Hell

            Hey – at least it was vegetarian.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Pecans work well as a substitute, if you can find nice pecan halves where you are.

          • Sedagive ’em Hell

            I’m particularly fond of walnuts (especially as a cooking ingredient), but due to my Wonkette habit the word reminds me of John McCain.

            Cakes I like are a problem, too.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            I can find pecan halves, but they’re not nice at all. Indeed, some can be quite surly and uncooperative.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      1) I default to sandwiches, because I make sure there’s always nice bread in the house, plus stuff to put thereupon.
      2) c), probably, because working for other people is not something I am especially good at. (My record for one job is 13 months. Second place was 8.)

      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        I’m kind of where you are right now with work. Looking back over the career, I notice that I didn’t stay long at some places. I liked the work but not the environment.

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          I had exactly one job where the work and environment were nearly perfect. Naturally, it was a temp job, and shortly after I was finished the job I’d been hired for (laying out brake piping for logging trucks) the company closed the entire Canadian division. Which I found out when I ran into my recently-fired boss at a local car show.

          • Angry Red Bird DGAF

            Brake piping? What’s that? Are you an engineer?

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Heavy machine designer, at the time. But the company was building an order of custom logging trucks, which don’t have front brakes (because you don’t want the front wheels locking at the top of a mountain road) so the braking system had to be completely redesigned.

  • Persistent Demme

    Money well spent!

  • susan_g

    Can you give me the name and number of the law firm you used, JCF? –Melania

  • Canadian_Bacon

    As I can see this monstrosity from my apartment window, all I can say is:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e476581f1df7b8aa508fc9ef13088d1c54fa4c7051eff546c2ca86a8adabab9.gif

    • Hey! Can i crash at you place during TIFF? (Mostly kidding)

      • Rags

        How about a Nuit Blanche party?

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      You can afford an apartment overlooking downtown?

      • Canadian_Bacon

        It’s surprising what you can find if you look long enough.

        Furnished Bachelor, utilities included: $715/month.

        Admittedly, the place is a bit run-down and small (Oh, so small), but there’s no bugs or vermin. Other than me that is. And as you say, it’s an apartment overlooking downtown.

        Unfortunately, at the rate Toronto is building new condos in this area I wouldn’t be surprised to find this place gone in 5-6 years.

  • Crystalclear12

    Has any asked what it would cost us to get him to resign?
    I would throw some money at that.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      We could hold a Ladyparts Lemonade sale to raise the scratch.

    • Mary Theresa

      Count me in, but I need to donate to Wonkettes booze budget and orgies first….priorities.

    • Reddishrabbit

      Could we get a 15 for one? I think David Shulkin is the best one to be President.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      If we could get everyone in America to give ten bucks we could scrape up a cool $3B. I bet he’d take that.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I’d say “I’m glad I’m in good company,” but Jesus. We can’t do without Kurt FFS!

    https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/879724521242185729

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      come on kurt, that’s not choosing.

      Extortion perhaps, but nothing about this says “choices”.

      • Jennifer R

        Exactly.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Again, it’s like “choosing” to surrender your wallet to the mugger holding a gun. You can certainly “choose” not to, but I wouldn’t recommend it for long-term health.

        • Jennifer R

          I bet ryan nodded sagely when the court ruled that it wasn’t rape because the woman asked the rapist to wear a condom.

      • jesterpunk

        You mean when you get robbed your not choosing to give them your wallet?

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Kurt found the secret dj aspirations of Trump’s photoshoopper.
        https://www.barcodelookup.com/125002741350

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      I’m pretty damn certain that Paul Ryan’s Irish half came to this country because they were destitute and starving because of the Famine. Or, as Ryan might put it, two million Irish chose to stop eating.

      Real talk tho: there was a HuffPo article whose title was basically “I can’t teach you to care about other people.” These people were bright-eyed children once. What in the fuck happened?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        assumes souls not in evidence?

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        For some, I would bet if we dug deep enough we would find where some woman or POC got something (a better job, better grades, etc.) that they did not and that resentment continues to linger.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Thirty years of Faux and the ranting screaming anti-everybody noise on AM radio. They learned hatred and fear of the other at the feet of the Limpballs and O’Reallys.

      • goonemeritus

        I’ve seen Irish food, that may be true.

    • Mavenmaven

      Very new age. Deep down, your chakras really wanted you to die in pain without access to pain meds.

  • OutOfOrbit

    McTuddle chocking up MSNBC

    McTurddle choking

  • mrFawkes

    This is a prelude to Trump’s long con–start a GoFundMe where he promises to step down as president once the goal of 1 billion is met.

    • Panika MCD

      so he can finally be a REAL BOY BILLIONAIRE!

      • mrFawkes

        Hopefully, he’ll invest wisely in a prison for himself, family and henchman.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Trump is the only man I know who could make money off of being a Persona Non Grata.

  • Michael R

    We need a really good plan to make the public see Trump administration threatening anyone who won’t vote for Deathcare , we need it to backfire on them .

    • Panika MCD

      James O’Keefe tactics to the rescue?

      • Michael R

        Yes but with less shocking stupidity .

        • Panika MCD

          and less editing.

    • kaydenpat

      Unfortunately many in the public are okay with Trump administration threats and okay with Trump making threats. We just have to keep resisting and calling Senators to make sure that this bill never gets passed.

  • Scooby

    Best 6 million I ever spent.

  • Three Finger Salute

    “Trudeau Sexy Arms” sounds a bit awkward for a hotel. Although I guess it would probably get good ratings on Tru-vago. 😉 How about Château Saint-Pierre? Common Ground Palace? Studio 420? Sacha’s Dacha? Hagia Sophia? Prince Eric’s Island? My Neighbor Toronto? Blue Jay Way? Or just call it Morrison Hotel, because J.T. during his shaggy hair days used to look a bit like Jim. Better than the Trump Master Bates Motel.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Muhahahahahahaha !!! So much winniiiiiiiiiiiiing…

  • Michael R

    If life was fair :
    We could make Trump , McConnell , Paul Ryan etc dig the grave of every person who dies under their wonderful plan .

    • jesterpunk

      If life was really fair none of them would have ever been elected to anything including dog catcher.

    • kaydenpat

      They’d gladly do it. They don’t care about the harm Trump Care will have on average Americans. They only care about tax cuts for their wealthy friends. That’s why they’re working so hard to pass a tax cut under the cover of a “healthcare” bill.

  • Joe Beese
    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, it looks like he’s trying but that it’s one of those hard, sharpish ones that are hard to pass.

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        Needs to eat less of the processed turtle food and more of the green plants in the tank.

    • kaydenpat

      Man or turtle?

  • Gayer Than Thou

    “American Idea” is the stupidest name for a hotel since, well, “Scion.”

    • Bozilingus

      Will the elevators go all the way to the top?
      Will the lights be on but nobody home?

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Still better than Trump. Even before we knew just how awful he and his whole family are, that is just not a combination of consonants and a vowel that whispers “luxury” to me. Doesn’t even shout “VERY CLEAN! FREE HBO! LINENS WASHED AFTER EVERY GUEST!”

  • lowenufc

    OT: Just asked the spouse (while she is “supposed” to be working on CEs), if Tropic Thunder were to be made today, would the line be “you never go full Trump.”?

  • Lyly Sirivong
  • jesterpunk

    OT but holy shit.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/06/27/sarah-huckabee-sanders-went-on-an-anti-media-tirade-until-a-local-newspaper-reporter-couldnt-take-it-anymore/

    For perspective: Sanders’s tirade was so forceful that a reporter for
    Breitbart News — perhaps the most Trump-loving, CNN-hating outlet in
    the White House press corps — objected to the attack.

    “Does the president actually expect us not to report on stories of a foreign
    country trying to influence the presidential election?” Charlie Spiering
    asked.

    When even Dead Breitbart thinks you have gone too far there is a problem.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    I kept reading that company’s name as “JFC Capital”, which makes sense given everything else.

    • doktorzoom

      As the update notes, I was unable to resist its subconscious siren call and typed it that way in the first graf.

    • Persistent Demme

      I just gave up in my mind after I thought “JFC Capital.”
      I wonder if they know the guys and gals over at “FFS?”

    • Meccalopolis

      Used to be a San Francisco band called JFKFC

  • Gayer Than Thou

    In related news, I am now able to offer exciting opportunities for you to not put my name on your real estate development starting in the low seven figures.

    • jesterpunk

      Hey you stole my business idea. I will split the profits with you, we can charge 8 figures for them to not put our name on their buildings.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Maybe extra to not use your image rights, too? (Not implying anything, just aiming to maximize shystering.)

        • jesterpunk

          That is 10 figures.

    • h4rr4r

      Amateurs, it’s a 6 figure per year long term deal.

  • Mavenmaven

    No-Trump Towers works for me.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Somebody dig out the “0 Days Without Being an International Embarrassment” meme:

    ‘I bet she treats you well’: Trump interrupts call with Irish PM to flirt with female reporter

    President Donald Trump appeared to flirt with a female reporter during a call with the Irish Prime Minster Leo Varadkar Tuesday.

    “She has a nice smile on her face. So I bet she treats you well,” Trump reportedly said to Varadkar about Caitriona Perry, the Washington correspondent for Irish state broadcaster Raidio Teilifis Eireann (RTE), according to The Hill.

    “We have a lot of your Irish press watching us,” Trump said of the reporters in the Oval Office during the call.

    “And where are you from?” Trump said turning to Perry before the call according to a video posted by RTE. “Go ahead, come here, come here. Where are you from? We have all of this beautiful Irish press.”

    Trump was calling Varadkar to congratulate him on the “great victory” in the recent election.

    Perry has taken the comment in stride and has tweeted a “thanks” to a fellow reporter who captured the moment.

    https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/879729828211175429/photo/1

  • SeeTrain65

    Oh, God, we’re not going to have people bitching about “Canadian SCOTUS” again, are we?

    • Marion in Savannah

      You’d rather refight The Great Chili Wars?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Thankfully the BBQ War is in detente.

        • mancityRed6

          in your state maybe, but the tomato based vs the mustard based still rages on in some areas.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            lol, I meant here on Wonkette.
            It is definitely a 100 years war with my Missouri family members.

          • mancityRed6

            I’ve tried both…well, on my grill, on my ribs…and they’re both pretty good.

          • shivaskeeper

            Because mustard base is wrong.

          • mancityRed6

            keep an open mind, all bbq is good.

          • shivaskeeper

            Mustard base is OK. No real complaints. But fuck that vinegar based shit they call pulled pork in North Carolina. That is just wrong.

          • mancityRed6

            I’ve never been in N. Carolina long enough to have bbq.

          • II Gosala

            Not familiar with mustard based. You have recipe? Maybe share?

          • mancityRed6

            I can’t remember which I tried, just look for a yellow bottle in your BBQ sauce aisle. it’s different, and you can’t caramelize it like you can tomato based.

          • SeeTrain65
          • mancityRed6

            if I did it with no sauce, I would brush on apple cider vinegar plain, just to make the cheap ribs taste better.

          • SeeTrain65

            I used Colbert because he did a segment on The Colbert Report when his sister lost to Mark Sanford in their South Carolina House race.

            He started by saying, “Tonight, I’m angry. And for once, that doesn’t make me happy.” He mentioned his sister, Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, losing the race then said, “I was sure Lulu had won, because CNN called it for Sanford.” He then comically denounced his South Carolina citizenship by saying, “I’m a Tar Heel now, whatever the fuck that means.”

            He also told the audience he was switching from South Carolina’s BBQ to North Carolina’s, and proceeded to taste it, wherein he did his fake gag reflex. I just wish the video were still available.

          • mancityRed6

            I remember it.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          What’s the status of the peas in guac situation?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            No no no. That is right out.

      • SeeTrain65

        Hell, I’m still trying to find out exactly which cakes we like!

        • Marion in Savannah

          AOT,K!

          • armed_bears

            Me also, too.

      • mancityRed6

        beans or no beans…the last time I made chili it was a mix from a local co-op that was soy based and you added the beans.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Ruth Eh?-der Ginsburg

      • SeeTrain65

        Right before El-Eh?-na Kagan.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Retired Justice Sout-aboot-er

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Sorry, resposting that because the link was not right in the previous comment.

    https://twitter.com/BBCNewsbeat/status/878615425076125698

    • mancityRed6

      I heard that as a little snippet on the NPR this last Saturday.
      they wouldn’t say the whole phrase of WTF stood for.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        What the FCC?

    • alpacapunchbowl

      I feel like WTF General Assembly would be an apt alternative nickname for the Wonketariat.

    • Perhaps with all the talk of national healthcare in the news, chronically injured former fighters with the Boxing Federation of Detroit voted to change the organizations name to the Real Boxing Federation of Detroit.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “We dodged a bullet there.”
      — International Tennis Federation

  • Joe Beese

    A new analysis by the Center for American Progress finds that 459,500 veterans would lose Medicaid coverage by 2026 under the U.S. Senate Republicans’ plan to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act (ACA).

    https://www.americanprogress.org/issues/poverty/news/2017/06/27/435169/impact-senate-health-care-bill-veterans-state-state-breakdown/

    http://15130-presscdn-0-89.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/trump-vets-immigrants.jpg

    • ariel_gee_398

      I guess blocking veterans groups on Twitter was too empty a gesture for him.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        “When our dad kicks somebody in the balls, he really wants them to feel it.” – Eric and jr.

    • jesterpunk

      “I like the vets who where not injured. Now look at my purple heart”

      Donald Trump.

    • Nockular cavity

      Fucking reverence??? They’re human beings, not gods. They deserve respect and support, not worship, and not making a lot more crippled ones.

      • Lori

        This.

        Also, what the heck is shining reverence?

        Trump doesn’t words good.

      • II Gosala

        because we’re ashamed of the shitty way we treated soldiers during Vietnam, we’ve gone overboard the other way.

      • Meccalopolis

        No, we’re not even that. Just political props trotted out to bash demoncrats or make goopers feel patriotic then forgotten until the next convention or war

    • shivaskeeper

      I’ll pass on the reverence if it’s all the same to anyone else. However I would like the rest of you to hold politicians accountable for the promises made.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    JCF Capital ULC: Here you go, Donald, Six Million Loonies.

    Trump: I love my base!

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Can we make this happen in Chicago? I mean if I had my druthers they’d just tear down the vulgar, ugly piece of shit, but if we could at least get Don the con’s name off I’d be mostly okay with it.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    You don’t need to take his name off the building. Just add another story above it and label it the FUCK story. In big gold letters.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      And if enough room is available “fornicate under consent of the king” would be better just because Trump would not understand it. Much love for Toronto as being my second home when I was young.

      • Edith Prickly

        When did you live here?

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Not a single day.but my uncles/grand dads did. I visited many times. Blue jays and Raptors are still my teams even if I don’t see much of their performances they will always be my favorite teams because, well family.

      • II Gosala

        I thought is was “flogged for unlawful carnal knowledge”

        What do I know?

  • kaydenpat

    “The Sexxy Justin Trudeau Arms.”

    Yummy!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    I guess it’s a little bit quicker than waiting for the place to go bankrupt. Maybe.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      It’s Toronto. The thought that there’s property downtown that isn’t making money gives the financiers of Bay Street recurring nightmares.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • Latverian Diplomat

      These one of the good ones goggles, they do nothing!

    • Pssst. Law did, you’re supposed to keep the acismray on the ownlowday…

    • ariel_gee_398

      It was his own damn fault for going outside without a white hat and enormous badge. Hey…maybe that’s why Sheriff Clarke wears all those medals, just so no one confuses him with a “regular” black man.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Well, that’s certainly a novel approach to the problem of him receiving contradictory directions from two different officers and then getting shot by the one he didn’t comply with.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Guess they changed “Good Cop, Bad Cop” to “Worse Cop Squared”

    • II Gosala

      this makes sense if blue lives matter but black lives don’t

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Obviously, the solution is to not hire black cops!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    So on the drive home today, I heard Robert Siegel give a Dem Rep. named Seth Moulton a generous portion of air time just to call for the replacement of Nancy Pelosi. Completely fact free of course, though they both made use of “some say” in talking about Pelosi’s “problems”.

    http://www.npr.org/2017/06/27/534597209/rep-seth-moulton-calls-for-new-leadership-of-the-democratic-party

    Oh NPR, if you promise to never change, I promise to never leave my iPod at home again.

    • Joe Beese

      Man, that bitch ruins everything.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Nice job Seth. Keep dividing the party. Make Massachusetts Stupid Again.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “Dems are strong on the coasts, but not competitive in vast [neglects to say empty] swaths of the country”
        — A Representative from Massafuckingchusetts

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Moulton beat the incumbent Democratic office-holder, John Tierney in a very contested 2014 primary (didn’t help that Tierney’s wife was convicted for tax fraud in 2010), then won the general in a walk. He ran unopposed in 2016.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Clearly an expert on how to defeat Republicans.

        • II Gosala

          Not all that empty actually. I like this map that shows the presidential vote by county but adjusts the area of each county for its population. There’s more blue in the middle than you’d think (not saying anything about Rep. Moulton’s comments — are they even allowed?)

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2d6b86f049afd847a9ad1ee5352f36b03e2ae21d3147f792c0a015fe498d6ab.png

          • Latverian Diplomat

            That’s adjusted for population (the right way to look at it.

            People who use the “vast swaths” kind of language are definitely hoping listeners think of the unadjusted map.

    • SeeTrain65

      “NPR is unlistenable radio.” – Patton Oswalt

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT69TjYVVF0

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Moulton’s another New Democrat Coalition member. Big shock he wants to toss Pelosi overboard.

    • wait! what?

      Didn’t anonymous just release a video proving Nancy is working with aliens to overthrow the galaxy?

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Making Canada (even) Greater Again!

  • Joe Beese
  • Rags

    Can I suggest The Michelle Obama Arms?

    • II Gosala

      I’d definitely sleep in Michelle Obama’s Arms.

      Sorry: naughty, bad thought. Gosala must iron his hands!

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    This reflects the steep decline in global attitudes toward America and its So-called President. Here’s one chart (UK, France, Spain, Germany) from Dubya to Saint Barack to Little Babby Donnie. I think I see the trend.
    http://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/06/23155446/PG_2017.06.26.US_Image-00-3.png

    • Joe Beese

      A trend, yes…

      The lines are very high for 8 years or so and then dramatically plummet in 2017…

    • Joe Beese

      But seriously, fuck those cheese-eating surrender monkeys, amirite?

      And England has never been a friend to America.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      The weirdest damned thing!

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Oh, is there a trend? I can’t quite spot it

      • OutOfOrbit

        Oh shut up.

    • Three Finger Salute

      The rubes will see this as a good thing. Any enemy of Europe’s is a friend of AMERICA. They hate Europeans as “f*ggy commies,” except for all those “identitarian” talking points about Making Europa White Again.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        And we contained those fuckers. They don’t like that. We know what fascism does to a continent. We lost our empires and ruling lead in the world.

        • II Gosala

          Yeah, yeah. You were just a bunch of money grubbing imperialists who exploited the world’s peoples and resources with never a care about the consequences…

          Oh? … well! America is different because …

          never mind.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Yeah we are pretty fed up with this shit.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Must American Presidents be so darn…American?”
      — France

    • Sophia

      Looks like the Big Dipper

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      That graph is upside down!
      – Donnie, still denying reality

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Don’t forget the 3-5 million who were polled illegally.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Wow. Just five months into his presidency, Trump managed to be as unpopular as Bush was after the whole 9/11/Irak/Freedom Fries fiasco.

    • mancityRed6

      “In a new Pew Poll that span 37 countries, only 22% had confidence that Trump will make the right decisions when it comes to foreign affairs, while Putin grabs a 29% rating.”
      http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/putin-has-higher-world-approval-rating
      wonder how lil’ Donnie feels about this?

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        Little Babby Donnie will be so happy his beloved V.P. is so respected.

      • Lambsendbeds

        FAKE NEWS !!1!!1!!!1!!111!!!1!

    • Yr. Gma

      I’ll be in Europe is a couple of months. I am not looking forward to a repeat of my Bush-era visits where I was always having to answer “George Bush? Why?” I really am dreading this trip even though I go to Europe every couple of years and generally enjoy myself.

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        Do you require the services of a personal valet?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Do what I did: put a Canadian flag sticker on your luggage and sew a patch on your jacket. End your sentences with “Eh” and remember to occasionally say “aboot.”

        • Yr. Gma

          I am Canadian, but my American half is going with my American husband to several different places where people sort of know us. (We have family there.) I always have my maple leaf visible, but that’s not enough to deter people from asking questions about American politics. Gpa just says “We’re from California, so we don’t know what nonsense is happening in Washington (DC).” Sometimes that works. I was in Australia when Donnie was just a candidate, and I heard plenty of laughter from them about what a buffoon we had running for president. I haven’t been overseas since the idiot was elected. I’m just not sure what to expect. On the bright side, I will be in some places where neither one of us speaks the language (some Scandinavian spots) so I can at least play dumb there. With any luck.

      • Invisible Bunyip

        Wear a maple leaf pin. If pressed, say you just like maple trees, but at least some people will get the right (wrong?) idea.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Go to Shelfies and buy the Moosin’ Trudeau shirt. Everyone will love you and they’ll say sorry for how you have to deal with the meth lab downstairs.

    • Meccalopolis

      So you’re saying there’s a chance

  • cheetojeebus

    o/t reading the story on Suxatlaw’s fucking thieving from a bullshit “Christian” charity he formed is rage inducing.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      I’ve yet to read any stories about the malfeasance of everyone connected to Donnie Two Scoops’ ‘administration’ that ISN’T rage-inducing.

    • mancityRed6

      when I used to drive a half hour home, it was local talk radio (not bad, they barely skimmed politics so…), Savage (just in case he had a coronary on the air), and the local Christian station. that station had his show on it.
      everything was “I want to say Jesus’ name in a public high school, but they’re threatening to fire me!” and him saying, “stay on the line, we’ll get you in touch with some legal counsel” only to never hear about it again.

  • Joe Beese
    • Edith Prickly

      Florida Girl?

    • Bananas Foster

      The NRA is going to throw money at Walmart to defend that lawsuit.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “See, a machete background check and registration program would have been of no use in this instance!”
        — The National Machete Association

        • Bananas Foster

          Anything that even hints at a manufacturer or retailer being liable when one of their weapons is involved in a crime has the NRA running around like drunk pee hookers trying to put out the fire that started in the dried weeds on top of Trump’s head.

    • Yr. Gma

      Uh…so she steals a machete from Walmart to kill her Uber driver and it’s Walmart’s fault? Why isn’t it Uber’s fault? (Obviously, it’s not the teen’s fault because personal responsibility or something.) I need a nap.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Because Walmart has money, and by the time the case gets to court, Uber…may not?

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    it’s about that time of the day where we say Fuck Paul Ryan again:

    “I think the left is out of gas. I think they just basically decided resist, resist, resist. They want government-run health care. Government-run health care is collapsing while we speak. It’s not working, and so what are we doing? We are replacing it with a law that will actually work.

    Asked how big of a deal the health care debate was, Ryan emphasized that the GOP had long promised it would repeal Obamacare and that the stakes were high for them to deliver.

    “I think it’s probably the biggest signature issue we have, and it’s the biggest promise we’ve ever made in the modern era,” Ryan said.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “And if it doesn’t collapse, we’ll make it collapse.”

    • Edith Prickly
    • snigsy

      Fuck Paul Ryan again.

      • mancityRed6

        someone, quick, the rusty garden weasel of votes!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “So, the ACA Marketplaces have collapsed but we’ll fix that by…getting rid of the ACA Marketplaces and replacing them with nothing.”
      — Paul Ryan, Super-Genius

    • jesterpunk

      Paul you spent 8 years resisting anything including your own fucking bills that Obama agreed with. Go fuck yourself with rusty votes.

    • TJ Barke

      MUST… SUPPRESS… STRANGLE… REFLEX…

    • mancityRed6

      try this:
      http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/paul-ryan-says-22-million-people-will
      “Paul Ryan Says 22 Million People Will ‘Choose’ Not To Have Health Insurance Under GOP Plan”

      • DainBramage

        Yes, people will “choose” to buy food and pay the rent instead. Ryan is as dishonest as he is immoral.

    • Yr. Gma

      I take comfort in knowing that he will be as reviled as Benedict Arnold in American history someday.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Benedict Arnold did nothing wrong. He was a time traveler from the future warning us about what would happen if we broke away from Britain.

        The Loyalists seem to have turned out all right.

    • mancityRed6

      wrong post. damn.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        RIght for whom? I mean Trump’s an idiot but Putin is a bastard.

        7% of people prefer evil to stupid?

    • Ryan Denniston

      It would not surprise me if he has consistently lied to Trump about what the bill does. It also would not surprise me if he’d give up his seat if it meant tearing down a large part of the social safety net.

    • Zombishroom

      Their biggest signature issue is to dismantle something that’s actually working (not perfectly) because a black man signed it.
      And to what are they referring when they say it’s government run? And collapsing?
      Yes. For the 237th time today. Fuck Paul Ryan. With votes of fury.

  • JD Mulvey

    … like a failed Japanese car brand…

    Several years ago here in Portland, Scion paid for a free music festival headlined by rock and roll legend Roky Erickson!

    Whatever might be said of their cars, they are, to date, the only automaker that ever sprang for me to see vintage Texas psychedelia.

    Ford? No.

    Toyota? No.

    Chrysler? Please…

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      Uh, Scion was a Toyota brand…………….

      • mancityRed6

        but it’s gone now. because they took that boxy little whatever and said, “needs moar power! bigger!” and people said, “naw”.

      • OutOfOrbit

        So is Chryslur.

        • Jeffocaster in the East

          TOYOTA LIBLZ!!!

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          Fiat, actually. In celebration, Chrysler promised to stop rustproofing all their current models.

    • Edith Prickly

      He’s still alive? whoa…

    • mancityRed6

      I still want one of those little second gen hatchbacks, the XD, just because the room inside is awesome and the corolla motor just kicks much ass.
      just don’t tell my car, it’d get jealous.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I have a 1998 Nissan Frontier 4×4 with the 4 cyl engine and a stick. Man, I have to tell you that is one fun little truck to drive! Very zippy because of how the the gear ratios (I guess?). Nothing better to splash over mountain roads with. Mine’s still filthy inside and out from a trip a couple of weeks ago.

        • mancityRed6

          I bought a ’93 (2 wheel drive, reg. bed, reg. cab, 5 speed) in ’04 with less than 50k miles on it. the original owner couldn’t walk and let it sit.
          yeah. it had problems.
          but when it ran, it was fun. especially after the local garage but a salvage yard power steering in.

    • Zombishroom

      Garagefest? I remember seeing King Khan and BBQ Show and Dirtbombs. Drove down from Seattle for the day. Amazing free shows. I think I still have some socks from the swag bag.

      • JD Mulvey

        Ha! Didn’t get any socks myself, but Scion earned my brand loyalty.

        Yeppers… In the unlikely event that I ever again buy a car, I might just buy one of theirs…

        Come to think of it, maybe marketing strategies like this one are the reason they’re not making cars anymore.

        • Zombishroom

          Blew the whole budget on AWESOME marketing. Not successful because nobody had enough money for a whole car.

          If you like garage you have to see any of Mick Collins ‘ bands. Especially Dirtbombs.

    • Slamtundra

      13th floor elevators ftw

  • bookish

    These senators will make or break the healthcare bill.

    https://apnews.com/d902062633524b67ae397ce380569f75/These-senators-will-make-or-break-the-GOP%27s-health-care-push?utm_source=nl-politics-daily-062717

    McConnell has scant margin for error given united Democratic opposition, and can afford to lose only two Republicans from his 52-member caucus.

    A look at the key Republican lawmakers:

    • SeeTrain65

      He can afford to lose two, as Pence is Trump’s rubber stamp.

      He can’t afford to lose three. He’ll take the most vulnerable three and pressure the hell out of them.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Technically, I think he can lose four if they agree to abstain or not show up. With Pence, the vote would then be 49-48.

      Another option for ol’ Mitch.

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    Hey wonks! Give some moneyz!!!! You get a nice email from someone……It’s great!

    • Yr. Gma

      Justin Trudeau?

      • Jeffocaster in the East

        That would be great, too! But no, someone special and near and dear to our hearts…..

  • bookish

    I bet we could crowdfund $6 million if it would insure the orange horror would abdicate.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      In about five minutes, I’d think.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        But Putin would oligarch-fund 100 times that, untraceable.

        We are fucked.

  • AJ Milne

    ‘… since people would rather stay in a hotel that sounds like a failed Japanese car brand…’

    … also workshopped:

    . Pinto Towers
    . Edsel Arms
    . Gremlin Grotto

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Villa DeTomaso

    • Raan

      Maison Lancia.

      • mancityRed6

        so, the elevators are fast, but you can see them rusting away around you?

    • mancityRed6

      Gremlin Grotto brings up a whole nother image in my head.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The Tucker Tower would have been great, but big skyscraper kept them from finishing it.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Austin Apartments was considered, but nobody wanted to live in a place where the doors didn’t fit and the electricity never worked.

  • Joe Beese
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Ralston’s take is that Heller hasn’t flipped, but rather someone managed to convince the money men that directing fire at their own people was a bad idea.

    • Yr. Gma

      I heard the Turtle called the White House and told them to knock it off.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      We’re all going to die anyway, yes. But some would like to avoid it for as long as possible, tyvm.

    • Thiazin Red

      Points for making me laugh with that Twitter handle.

    • Ryan Denniston

      So if you have a babby, does that make you a murderer?

    • mancityRed6

      as a brunette, she has to go above and beyond, or else she has to dye her hair.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Or explore implants.

        • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

          They can implant empathy now?

      • Thiazin Red

        If she is willing to grease up her legs and occasionally flash her underpants she can work day time.

    • SeeTrain65
    • Lambsendbeds

      How does Fux “News” find these walking, talking sociopaths masquerading as human beings? Drag them out of the “Not guilty by reason of insanity” ward, slap makeup on them, and give them a mic and a platform?

  • Lyly Sirivong

    French ethics panel backs lesbian procreation help

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-politics-procreation-idUSKBN19I1TJ

    “Campaigners for lesbian motherhood got a significant boost in France on Tuesday when a panel of ethics specialists said that female couples and single women should be granted access to sperm-donor techniques of medically assisted reproduction.

    The recommendation from the National Consultative Committee on Ethics (CCNE) comes two months after President Emmanuel Macron promised to legislate on access to medically assisted procreation for lesbians if elected.

    The all-clear from CCNE, a panel which deliberates on sweeping societal changes made possible by the progress of science, brings France a step closer to the biggest gay rights reform since same-sex marriage was legalized in 2013. […]”

    • Three Finger Salute

      This and more real news from the human world, in the latest edition of Civilized Countries Weekly.

  • Thiazin Red

    The previous thread reminded me of my favorite play on the Beatles, the back covers of Alberts Molecular Biology of the Cell. Not only is it the best cell biology text book, but for each new edition the editors recreate a Beatles album cover.

    Science in front: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a86d3ccf39e5dea2d8b16e29dc6c989a21aa2c2de678717cb412c2ce78456ab.jpg

    Party in the back: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9195336933ff8f55c1b15775c73ac71a7bccfecc0c051e2f5b447308dc4de33.png

    • biologydave

      It really is a fascinating read.

      • mancityRed6

        I’d expect that from you

      • Thiazin Red

        And so well illustrated, too. They really make the processes understandable and clear.

        • biologydave

          My Mol Bio text was The World of the Cell (I think) from 1987. How times have changed….

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    this fuckin guy:

    President Donald Trump said negotiators are continuing to work and “getting very close” on a deal and that Obamacare was “melting down as we speak.”

    “We are going to talk,” Trump told reporters during a meeting with Republican senators, who had been bussed from Capitol Hill to the White House. “We are going to see what we are going to do. We are getting very close.”

    Trump added, “For the country, we have to have health care and it can’t be Obamacare, which is melting down. The other side is saying all sorts of things before they even knew what the bill was. This will be great if we get it done and if we don’t get it done it is just going to be something we aren’t going to like. And that is OK and I understand that very well.”

    • jesterpunk

      You helped break the ACA with one of your very first EO’s you Orange clownstick.

      • Old town Urbandale

        And why didn’t the D’s know what was in the bill? Oh, yeah, right.

    • Ryan Denniston

      He wields this whole ObamaCare thing like it’s supposed to be some kind of leverage over Democrats. Does this guy realize that outside of his 30% base, it will appear as if Trump sabotaged the exchanges?

      • Slamtundra

        I don’t know. I feel you are over estimating that other 70%.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I really wonder if he cares one way or another. To him, it may be just another transaction and if it goes south, move on. Let his underling Congress meddle with it if they want.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      I will admit to a grudging admiration for someone who can say 102 words and mean absolutely NOTHING.

    • not_vh

      notice that there is nothing here about the lives it is going to affect. it’s like they are doing us a favour.

  • Joe Beese
    • ButtercuptheHarelessRabbit

      Good lord, does she shop at Merle Norman? That makeover is definitely a Don’t, honey.

      • 3FingerPete

        She is developing a line of cosmetics for the modern Southern Baptist woman.

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          Needz moar white.

          • 3FingerPete

            It needs a wider trowel.

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      Another ugly mug from the Trump Administration.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Jenny

        Well, that is uncanny.

    • biologydave

      Worst. Yearbook photo. Ever.

      • Thiazin Red

        Oh shit, I had that laser background in fifth grade. I was over the moon that my mom finally let me get something other than the cheap mottled brown background.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Whoever painted that face on her head is a crappy artist. The eyebrows don’t match, the eyes are pointed in different directions, and frankly the colour palette is dreadful. Though I must admit, he does have a talent for stringy hair.

  • Raan

    Question: Does this mean that we, as a nation, can bribe him to fuck off?

    • Lori

      I think it might come to that.

      • Raan

        Let’s set up a GoFundMe page.

        • Lori

          I’m broke AF, but I’d still be in for $50.

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    JFC-Jared Fried Chicken?

    • Lambsendbeds

      Jared Fucked Children?

  • Ryan Denniston
    • Lori

      I think that for quite a number of people the response is, “Right back at ya, buddy.”

      With votes, of course.

  • Thiazin Red

    My boyfriend and I decided to make a bet on who we think the ultimate villain is on Pretty Little Liars. I decided to go with Ezra, the super creep, or Spencer’s Theoretical Evil Twin, because why the fuck not have it be an evil twin? The fact that this is a totally plausible outcome tells you what kind of show this is. I will miss my stupid TV show once it ends tonight.

    • Three Finger Salute

      There’s another super creep named Ezra on a fictional TV show? Is he an obnoxious douchebag about 5 feet tall and 5 feet wide who has a hate crush on the Canadian prime minister?

  • Bozilingus

    OT – Just something weird playing on my Youtube mix:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ripXfJc3Jk&index=27&list=RDMMOVHNwBbkSj4

  • shastakoala
  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

    Woot Woot! Lots of weasel words, bill take what I can get for now!

    http://wvmetronews.com/2017/06/27/capito-against-senate-health-care-bill/

    • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

      Any no is a good no!

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      Locally people are griping that she announced this after the delay. I know that McConnell counted her vote before delaying. He’s too devious not to.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I think I am seeing Andy Card on MSNBC too much for my taste. Is Andy Lack exacting revenge?

  • 3FingerPete

    The proposed Scion Hotel in Dallas is on hold since the developer discovered how unpopular Trump’s brands are here in the city.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Well, it’s Texas. It probably looks weird to them putting the name of a toaster-shaped brand of car on a hotel.

  • Come here a minute

    I either have a gnat problem here in my office, or I think I have “flies in my eyes” like Appleby in Cach-22, because I recently reread it. (On audiobook, because who has time to sit down and read a book when there’s Twitter and Wonkette? It’s great performance by Jay O. Sanders, and you can buy it and give some of Jeff Bezos’s money to Wonkette with this link, or borrow it from the library like I did.)

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I did not gnat see that coming.

      • Seemed appropriate for open thread. *Swat*.

        • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

          *Splat* Mission accomplished.

        • not_vh

          Walking around with crab apples in one’s cheeks, one in each cheek, if perfectly appropriate.

      • not_vh

        that’s because you have flies in your eyes.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Yep, something is definitely wrong. And by “something,” I mean “more things than I care to count” FFS:

    https://twitter.com/RWPUSA/status/879825780389314561

    • Ryan Denniston

      Keep up the pressure, he’s going to crack!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Trump is mentally ill.

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        At his meeting with GOP Sens today: “So I’ll ask the press to leave,” he concluded. “I greatly appreciate you folks being here. We love you very much, you’re very kind and very understanding. But we will now ask you to leave.”

        He must be.

      • Lambsendbeds

        As a person who has struggled with mental illness more than half my life, let me say Donald Trump is an evil, self centered, narcissistic asshole who deserves to sit in prison in rags with nothing to do for the rest of his life but think about what he’s done. I don’t want him lumped in with people like me.

        • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

          You have my sympathy and best wishes (“thoughts and prayers”, I guess) as you cope.

          I did not say Trump is mentally ill as glib snark. I’m not a psychologist or have any other training, but his behavior is detached from reality, he lies indiscriminately and so forth.

          • Lambsendbeds

            Sorry, JP, this was meant as more snarky than it came off. I meant that us crazy people ( I can call myself crazy if I want!) don’t want him in our club!
            ;-)

    • II Gosala

      Read that Twitter handle as RIPUSA. Verlesen? I think so.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      A friend of mine thinks the mental health angle is being set up as Trump’s “out”. He can at some point resign and claim that the dementia (or whatever they end up claiming he has) excuses his behavior because he couldn’t help it, so therefore (the argument will go) he can’t be prosecuted. Plus the added bonus that we should feel empathy for and not criticize a sick old man.

      • Lambsendbeds

        Sick old man libelz!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        that…actually that makes a lot of sense. Then Trumpkins will say, “The democrats and the press drove him crazy!”

      • Lambsendbeds

        There isn’t a drop of empathy in the whole rotten Republican Party. The irony is that the decent, compassionate types all seem to be Dems and Progressives. We would probably be able to squeeze some sympathy, at least, out of our hearts for even Donald Trump, if he truly has dementia. I don’t think I could even wish that fate on him.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Which makes the whole thing even more diabolical and plausible.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Trump would never admit to a flaw. I think that’s the one thing he won’t do, even for money.

        That might be the Twenty-fifth Amendment Section 4 rationale however.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Yeah, I don’t think it’s at all clear that he’s in on it.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      With all due respect, Mr Painter, the rest of us have known this for at least 30 years.

      • Well, Painter was W’s ethics lawyer, someone i was positive was imaginary until recently

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          IKR? I was like waitwaitwait. W had an ETHICS lawyer?

          • jodyleek

            An ethics lawyer for W was the same as an ethics lawyer for an insurance company – it’s to make sure you can get away with the least ethics possible.

  • Lyly Sirivong
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      It’s only Tuesday. Lots of competition for that title.

    • biologydave

      Certainly a contender to place. Compassionate conservatism on steroids

    • SeeTrain65
    • Bananas Foster

      Odds on how long until the story about his child/sister/wife/pee hooker ODing and owing their life to EMTS with Naloxone breaks?

    • II Gosala

      will never happen. The opioid epidemic affects whites mostly.

      • Bongstar420

        Is that because “whites” have more access to medical care or is it just easier to buy heroin if youre “white…..” Or are they just more expensive than crack?

    • not_vh

      Arsehole of the week ?

      Ya Arsehole of the week.

    • Old town Urbandale

      Glad my ancestors left Butler County about 200 years ago.

  • Jenny

    Seems to be a pattern of troubled, poorly maintained Trump properties. Maybe he sucks at this building stuff?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Trump is the best at this building stuff. Just like he is the best president. If you have any doubts, just ask Donnie.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      “maybe” doesn’t mean what you think it means

  • Thiazin Red

    Lets all celebrate the 79th anniversary of the Food, Drug and Cosmetics Act, by reminding everyone that the free market is never the answer.

    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/three-horrifying-pre-fda-cosmetics-180963775/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=socialmedia

  • bookish

    Feature or bug?

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/the-fight-for-health-care-is-really-all-about-civil-rights/531855/?utm_source=nl-politics-daily-062717

    In dismantling Obamacare and slashing Medicaid, Republicans would strike a blow against signature victories for racial equality in America.

    • II Gosala

      Feature, definitely.

    • biologydave

      End game for this whole shit-show?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Oh this is choice. Ol’ Zombie Eyes Ryan can easily splain’ why it’s OK if 22 million or so lose their healthcare….because….wait for it….they really don’t want it now because NOW they’re being forced to buy it. If given a choice they won’t buy it….all solved! So there! All those protesters and the sick and dying people showing up to ask, to beg, their reps not to vote for Trumpcare REALLY don’t even want coverage. They’ve actually just been forced by Obummer’ to get it! Even newborn babies are blessed with the ability to choose whether they want or need it! So there…again.

    Gawwwd’ I hate that hypocritical parasite who has spent his entire adult life living off the government …..damned spinning lying Eddie Munster-lookin’ fucker.

    [Paul Ryan Says It’s Fine if 22 Million Americans “Choose” Not to Buy Health Care
    6/27/2017
    By Jordan Weissmann

    “What they’re basically saying at the Congressional Budget Office is that, if you’re not going to force people to buy Obamacare, if you’re not going to force people to buy something they don’t want, then they won’t buy it,” said our nation’s foremost P90X enthusiast. “It’s not that people are getting pushed off a plan. It’s that people will choose not to buy something that they don’t like or want.”]

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2017/06/27/paul_ryan_says_it_s_fine_if_22_million_americans_choose_not_to_buy_health.html

    • DainBramage

      I don’t believe in god, but I do believe in evil. Paul Ryan is evil.

      • Lambsendbeds

        All the upvotes for this! Sometimes I wish that I believed in Hell so that I could condemn Ryan and his cohorts to it for all eternity.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      I know McYertl is bad. Really really bad.
      But THIS fucker right here. Even at my most creative I can’t put into words what a reprehensible snail trail of smarm and evil Ryan is.

    • Zombishroom

      Except, like, folks who can’t afford insurance but will be kicked off Medicaid. Sure. And the olds but not old enough for Medicare who won’t be able to afford the premiums. So, yeah, he’s basically right. Asshole.

      • Werewolf

        And the 60% of people in nursing homes who are on Medicaid.

        • Zombishroom

          They’re going to kill off the extremely old but they’re a block of Republican voters. They may be hanging themselves with this. Although my generation (X) seems to be buying into the selfishness.

    • m3bosha

      The “Libertarian” Jed(?) on the View said the same thing this morning. That a bunch of the people being dropped didn’t want it anyway. Good gravy they be assholes.

  • janecita
  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    It’s time to change the name when people are begging to check into room 217 at The Overlook instead.

    • OutOfOrbit

      I ain’t gotta clew what you did there.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        The haunted hotel room in the shining.

        • OutOfOrbit

          Oooooooh.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Never read Stephen King’s the Shining? If you like scary stuff, check it out!

        • Also, if you have an inappropriate sense of humour. Tommyknockers makes me howl with laughter

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Umm… why?

        • OutOfOrbit

          Saw the moovie once. Not a SK fan but “1962” lives on my re-read shelf!

          • janecita

            The book is way better than the movie.

          • Sophia

            I read a foreward in one of his books once. He was talking about the difference in horror movies and books. He said in a book when you go up to the door your imagination is at work on what’s behind it but you never really see it. Whereas in a movie, once you actually see the monster, after the initial shock your mind goes “okay I can handle that.” I agree because my mind can come up with some scary shit while reading horror novels. CGA is bringing it a lot closer now but it’s not there yet.

          • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

            The Kubrick Shining and King Shining are totally different things. Both good, but very different. The book is terrifying until his regular deus ex machina around the last 50 pages or so.

          • OutOfOrbit

            r.e. Steven King

          • shastakoala

            I’m reading that right now.

          • OutOfOrbit

            I only keep the books I like enough to read again.

        • janecita

          That book still scares me. I also love “It,” I can’t wait for the new movie!

          • Thiazin Red

            The new movie looks pretty good based on the trailers.

          • janecita

            I know! Pennywise looks terrifying.

          • Thiazin Red

            I think it was the right call to just do half of the book. Trying to do the whole thing well in one theatrical length movie seems like it would be impossible.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I rarely go to the theater to see movies, but I will be there for that one!

    • dorquemada
      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        HAHAHAAA!!!

    • Three Finger Salute

      I think Stephen King wrote 1408 about the Vneshcomtrump Hotel.

      Don Henley probably wrote Hotel California about it too.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Tj McGee Wright

      Yeah, but those people are Republican and/or white. Totally different!

      • Bongstar420

        I wonder how many poor republicons would continue to vote with the ID thingy put through

      • theCryptofishist

        Well, there are the Tatars and other “asiatics”.

    • Bongstar420

      The ID thingy inhibits all poor people from getting votes out.

  • Tj McGee Wright

    “The world’s largest and least flattering tramp stamp”
    Yes. I would want that removed too. And in such an event, to never ever drink again.

    • DainBramage

      I hate it when I sober up after a bender and find a trump stamp on my lower back.

      • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

        Is that a chapter title of Ivanka’s next book?

        • Tj McGee Wright

          …You really wanna read it to find out?

          • theCryptofishist

            She only stole it from a grittier, realer woman, who can write better prose, and who actually has a heart.

          • Tj McGee Wright

            Ghost writer. The art of the deal (of book ‘writing’)

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump supporter get “emotional” on CNN when discussing the fact that he almost certainly would lose his healthcare under the Republican plan.
    Lemon:
    Bob, I’m going to bring you in now, because you’re a lifelong Republican (and voted for Trump), yet you and your wife are insured through the ACA, through Obamacare. What will happen to that insurance if Obamacare is repealed?
    Bob:
    We probably won’t be insured. (begins to tear up)
    Lemon:
    You okay?
    Bob:
    Yes. We won’t be insured if Obamacare goes away. We won’t be able to afford premiums.
    Lemon:
    Do you know what it would cost you to get insurance on an open market? Could you afford that?
    Bob:
    I know we can’t afford it. It’s over $1000 a month.

    WTF?? If you vote for someone who says they’re taking this thing that you depend on away from you, what the hell do you expect to happen? Sorry, I can’t find a single fuck to give for such people any longer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_-Bjqs6AxA

    • h4rr4r

      ‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs man who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

      • jesterpunk

        GMTA

    • jesterpunk
    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      If only there had been some way to know Republicans wanted to destroy to ACA BEFORE the election!!

      • BearLeft

        Really?!? They’re REPUBLICANS: If it helps regular people at the expense of the wealthy, of course they’re going to destroy it.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Like, if we had a crystal ball, or some sort of gnarly ESP powers…

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          Or ears!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Remember the prevailing narrative of how all that hyperbolic, meanspirited bullshit was going to magically vanish once he was elected?

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Oh, yes and also how he says what he means, ’cause he’s a real straight-talker, except when he doesn’t and isn’t.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      You know how Trump frequently told that story about the Lady and the Snake? The only way he can tell the truth is through projection. He is the snake. Votes have consequences. Hey, but rest assured, Sir, because Hillary and her emails didn’t get elected.

    • II Gosala

      Not defending stupid, but to be fair Trump lied about health care during the campaign

      No one will lose coverage. There will be insurance for everybody. Healthcare will be a “lot less expensive” for everyone — the government, consumers, providers.

      http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-obamacare-promises-236021

      • jesterpunk

        But republicans have said for 7 years they want to get rid of the ACA.

        • grindstone

          And they STILL don’t have a workable plan. They never expected this asshole to win the presidency, they planned to bitch about “Hillary-care” for another eight years and Do. Nothing.

      • h4rr4r

        I was not aware he was the only Republican.

        Also anyone who believes anything Trump says will get what they deserve.

        • jesterpunk

          These are the same morons who kept going with the “take him seriously or literally” bullshit.

        • not_vh

          they will get it what they deserve. but we also get it even if we don’t deserve.

          i’m more pissed off that this has become a winner take all democracy. there is no concept of considering the voice of the other.

          this is crazy.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Promises are so fulfilling to gullible fools. I’m surprised he didn’t sell them shares in Trump University and the Brooklyn Bridge; they would have bought them with their last dimes.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        And because these Trump supporters were too fired by their hate they forgot to take a second and evaluate their candidate and his lying fucking words with an ounce of critical thinking. It’s sad for him and his family, but you get what you paid for.

      • DainBramage

        Of course, only a person with the intelligence of a sea monkey would believe Trump’s nonsense on the subject.

        • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

          Sea monkey libelz!!!11!

          • theCryptofishist

            But if we compare the fantasy of those humanoids with their undersea castle with the banality of brine shrimp, then we begin to get a metaphor…

      • TJ Barke

        In related news, would you like to buy tickets for the pool on the roof?

    • Everrett Fanuelli
    • Thiazin Red

      I admire the professionalism it takes not to ask him how he is such a dipshit moron. It wasn’t a secret. Republicans talk about it all the time.

      • To be fair, Lemon legit suggested that Missing plane might have been sucked into a black hole

        • Joe Beese

          It would explain everything.

          Except the earth not also being sucked into the black hole.

          • OutOfOrbit

            How do you know it didn’t?!

          • Joe Beese

            Hm. That could explain why we’re not able to comment here.

          • OutOfOrbit

            Who knows whut is just over the event Hoizon?

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            According to Sam Neill or Laurence FIshburne?

          • OutOfOrbit

            Who are they?

        • OutOfOrbit

          It was!

    • Joe Beese

      I’m trying super hard to be the better man here. But Trump was real clear on this point. He was even telling the truth, for once.

      So there must have been something else about Trump that this guy cared about even more. Walling off the Mexicans? Keeping the Muslims out? There’s no choice that doesn’t disgrace him and call for an equally tearful apology.

      • Panika MCD

        he promised they’d get better care for less…so he was not telling the truth as always.

    • janecita

      I have become a heartless bitch, so I would say to Bob, “Elections have consequences, try not to get sick.”

    • Everrett Fanuelli
    • georgiaburning

      How could this happen? Everyone understood Trump as saying he was going to fuck over the other guy.

      • TJ Barke

        Everybody is the other guy to someone else…

        • georgiaburning

          That seems to be difficult logic for much of the population

    • Mary Theresa

      Votes have consequences. That he chose to ignore the flashing neon red flags is his own fault. The bankruptcies, the alternate personalities of John Barron and John Miller, stiffing contractors, grabbing women by the pussy, married 3 times, and the constant lies…no sympathy here.

    • Panika MCD

      “he told us it would be better healthcare for less Ameros!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “I am seriously stupid. I fucked up. I trusted him.”

      • Slamtundra

        “But I’d do it again given the chance.”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I sympathize sir, but we warned you. Everyone warned you. You chose to not listen and be willful. So now the lesson must be learned.

      • Slamtundra

        But it won’t be learned. There will be no learning.

    • therblig

      let us all know where you plan to be buried so we can piss on your grave you dumb motherfucker.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      The problem is that they didn’t ask him the one pertinent question: “Would you vote for him again?” The answer to that is “probably”….

    • The Librarian

      Seriously, even if Trump lied about how “good” our insurance would be, his lies about so many other things that came to light before Nov should have been advance notice. This man’s homophobia or xenophobia or whatever took precedence over the welfare of himself, his family and his country. Two fucks not given, indeed.

      • Slamtundra

        Yeah, it was pretty obvious, but I guess they were blinded by the white-maleness.

        • The Librarian

          Blinded by the Right

          *Apologies to Springsteen

          • Three Finger Salute

            Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.

    • Yr. Gma

      They would rather die than take health care named after a black man. That is dedicated bigotry.

    • Slamtundra

      Yes, fuck these people, man. They bought it, they own it. Well, we all own it but they need to feel the pain of what they’ve done too.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Latverian Diplomat

      A real copy of real news is real news.
      A real copy of fake news is fake news,
      A fake copy of real news is fake news.
      A fake copy of fake news is real news.
      — Trump Family Proverb

      • theCryptofishist

        So, it’s like math–multiply two negatives and get a positive?

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Wasn’t he told to stop playing the Rolling Stones at his rallies? So what makes Time think he’ll remove the fake covers?

  • Bongstar420

    OMG…trumpski’s name isn’t the only thing wrong with ultra luxury hotels

  • BearLeft

    Great graphic. Oh, if only we could do the same! For a mere $6 million!

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Gofundme?

  • Bill D. Burger

    More jobs, jobs, jobs….from the greatest jobs creator of all time. Oh…jobs are going? OK!
    Course’ theyz’ BigGummit jobs.
    OR: Damned trees and animals, who needs em’?

    [President Trump Looks To Slash Nearly 4,000 Interior Department Jobs


    June 27, 20174:41 PM ET
    Heard on All Things Considered

    BRIAN NAYLOR

    The Trump administration wants to cut the number of federal employees across the government. One of the biggest reductions would be at the Department of Interior where 4,000 jobs would be cut, including at national parks and the Bureau of Land Management.]

    http://www.npr.org/2017/06/27/534597219/president-trump-looks-to-slash-nearly-4-000-interior-department-jobs

    • Bongstar420

      What would happen if we fired the world’s 2,000 billionaires?

    • Joe Beese

      Come on, you don’t need to employ thousands of people to look after The Interior. It’s going to keep just being there. You don’t need to do anything to it.

    • theCryptofishist

      We should expand federal jobs. Federal jobs are good, middle class jobs, and if we employ more feds, there will be a stimulus to the economy as they go out and spend that middle class money on middle class items like food, and clothes, and school supplies, and modest vacations, and i-phones, and even the occasional latte.
      ffs

  • Mehmeisterjr

    i would pay him to take his name off of my country.

    Unfortunately, Putin has a lot more money that I do and Putin’s money comes pre-whitewashed.

    • Panika MCD

      if Poot’s money came pre-washed, then why does Tsarina Short Fingers need that hotel in Azerbaijan?

  • Everrett Fanuelli
    • h4rr4r

      Rich people are not going to notice a 5% increase. Which are the only people he cares about. Poor Trump voters will be happy to skip a meal a week if it means stiggin it.

      • jesterpunk

        http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/donald-trump-rich-people-poor-people

        “Somebody said, ‘Why did you appoint a rich person to be in charge of the economy?’” Trump told the crowd.“[And] I said: ‘Because that’s the kind of thinking we want.’” Trump went on to explain to the unwashed masses that Ross and Cohn “had to give up a lot to take these jobs” and that the former Goldman No. 2 “went from massive paydays to peanuts.” (Cohn is not taking a salary forhis White House job, which would ordinarily pay close to $180,000 a year—more than three times the median household income in Iowa.)

        Amazingly, it somehow got even better from there.

        “I love all people,” Trump said. “Rich or poor. But in those particular
        positions I just don’t want a poor person. Does that make sense?” Trump
        asked. Perhaps he was waiting for someone in the crowd to shout back, Yes, Donald, it does!

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Yes, he loves poor people. Like he loves women people, blah people, liberal people, Mezkin people, and especially Mooslimb people.

          • jesterpunk

            He loves them all when it benefits him and his family. When they dont he doesnt care about them.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Moose Limb people? I thought he didn’t like Canada?

      • Bongstar420

        Its an honor to give trumpski yooooge tax breaks. He works very hard to earn it.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    OMG. I am just so fucking sick of this orange disaster already. How in the hell are we going to get through another 1299 days of this?

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald woos Nevada’s HC recalcitrant Sen.Heller by promising Nevada a new naval base.

  • II Gosala

    Gotta go. Telephone town hall will Sen Bill Nelson about health care.

  • Fake Fatass Fuckup Frames Fake Front of Fake
    .
    .
    .
    (news magazine at failing golf clubs for phony people to admire)???
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa716a07401354cdaffd9bdff4e9ba0cb0457b49e15dd6e46c638b9e2408df01.png
    Needs work.

  • 3FingerPete
  • not_vh

    nice torrential downpour and then, even as it subsides, the evening sun breaks out. everything is glistening.

    • TootsStansbury

      I love sun showers. One of my favorite weathers.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    “Canadian SCOTUS” phrase detected in story; uninitiated Wonketteer nerd commenting barrage warning activated.
    ***PREPARE FOR NERD COMMENTING BARRAGE***

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      “General quarters, general quarters. All hands, man your battlestations. The route to general quarters is up and forward on the starboard side and down and aft to port.”

    • jaspersdad

      Here come the Canadians.

      https://youtu.be/UvEdcQROeTc

      • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

        Oh great–I hear they now hate us more than ever.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    So in today’s WH press briefing, Huckster Sanders accused the media of fake news then told them to watch James O’Queef’s newest video.

    • jesterpunk

      Dead Breitbart called her out on her bullshit today. When even Breitbart realizes you are full of shit you have a problem.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/06/27/sarah-huckabee-sanders-went-on-an-anti-media-tirade-until-a-local-newspaper-reporter-couldnt-take-it-anymore/

      “I think that we have gone to a place where, if the media
      can’t be trusted to report the news, then that’s a dangerous place for
      America,” Sanders said during an on-camera press briefing. “And I think
      if that is the place certain outlets are going — particularly for the
      purpose of spiking ratings — and if that’s coming directly from the top,
      I think that’s even more scary.”

      For perspective: Sanders’s tirade was so forceful that a reporter for Breitbart News — perhaps the most Trump-loving, CNN-hating outlet in the White House press corps — objected to the attack.

      “Does the president actually expect us not to report on stories of a foreign country trying to influence the presidential election?” Charlie Spiering asked.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Hope he enjoys his new gig as a Walmart greeter.

        • jesterpunk

          Oh yeah he is going to be fired for that but he still called her out on the bullshit.

      • Mary Theresa

        I didn’t know he was from Dead Breitbart.

  • Ezio

    God Bless the A.V. Club

    Donald Trump hangs a Time magazine cover with his photo on it at some of his golf courses. What’s the problem with that you may ask? Well, THE COVER IS NOT EVEN REAL.

    http://www.avclub.com/article/fake-news-connoisseur-donald-trump-hangs-fake-time-257428

    • Yr. Gma

      What a gullible ass.

      • Rick Hill

        What I don’t understand is that he’s actually been on some covers. why not use a real one?

  • georgiaburning

    Imagine the uproar if this had happened in a blue state:

    http://www.chron.com/news/politics/texas/article/Texas-Boys-State-votes-to-secede-for-Union-11247209.php?google_editors_picks=true

    That 2022 Constitutional Convention will be a riot, but not in the comedic sense

    • Lori

      Boys State in one of the blue states ought to vote to let them go.

    • Blackest Noobs

      there ought to be uproar in this red state regardless. this secession make-believe shouldn’t be…cuz..well Texas voted for Trump.

      you fuckers got what you wanted…like wtf?!?

      now you wanna leave? (<—maybe you should, i dunno this 200+ year experiment may have gone as far as it could, maybe nation-states are our futures)

      silly white people ( yes i am assuming they're white folks and perhaps there's a negro or beaner in the mix, but mostly white people…cuz come on…it's white people that think like this….secession….what a bunch of assholes.

    • mancityRed6

      I’ll bet $1,000 that Texas doesn’t have any problems with this year’s jade helm exercises.

    • Panika MCD

      yeah. a friend of mine whose been giving talks to the gathering for years had to pull his name from the speakers list. you did notice that we passed a joint resolution to have a convention of states, though, right? I’ll be voting against it in November because even if I didn’t think it was stupid (and I do), the language is very outside the bounds of Article V.

      • OutOfOrbit

        When you pass the oint again…

        • Panika MCD

          I was giving you additional info. who cares what the TX State Boys think when the lege actually passed the bill?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Sponsored by “The American Legion”. I guess “The Confederate Legion will have to fund them now.

      • georgiaburning

        The Legion was formed after WWI and in its early days was used for union busting and suppression of left-wing organizations. It also used its influence to improve benefits for disabled veterans which led to the original Veteran’s Bureau being established. So, a mixed legacy.

  • Anna Rompage

    Yay, it’s officially the start of a two week vacation!

    Tonight is gonna be a bit busy prepping for the trip, but tomorrow at 9am sharp, we embark on an epic, 2 week road trip that will include a journey down the Oregon Coast into the heart of redwood country, a brief 2 day stay near Half Moon Bay for a dear friend’s wedding.

    We will then be heading to Monterey for a day at the aquarium, and then head down to Pismo Beach.

    After Pismo, we’ll be staying in Ventura for a couple days visiting fun family, and I do mean fun dammit!

    We’re hoping for warm weather and decent waves while in Ventura so we can spend most of our time reliving our youth spent as surf bums.

    O our return, we’re gonna bomb up I-5 (thank god for AC), staying in Shasta for a day or two, and then head on back to Portland.

    I might not be posting much over the next couple weeks, except for any exceptional pics I might take along the way, but know all of you (even the trolls) will be in my thoughts, and I’ll miss you!

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Don’t make me hate you.

      • OutOfOrbit

        Too late.

    • mancityRed6

      I can’t take two weeks’ vacation.
      I’d never want to go back to work.
      it’s hard enough after four days.
      worst. haiku attempt. ever.

      • Anna Rompage

        Yeah, that’s the problem with a good vacation, it makes you want to become a travel writer or something

        • HooverVilles

          You got that right!

        • SmotPoker

          And what do those poor bastards do come vacation time, more work?

    • jaspersdad

      Drive safe.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Have a nice Romp….

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
      • mancityRed6

        nope. nope. nope. not gonna
        “Ventura Highway in the sunshine
        Where the days are longer
        The nights are stronger
        Than moonshine
        You’re gonna go I know”
        DAMMIT!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Drublic rule #7: Never wear your own band shirt to a gig.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Half Moon Bay? Keep it real. Surf Mavericks.

      • Anna Rompage

        I’ve actually surfed steamer lane on a handful of glorious days back in my youth…

        The water was damn cold, but the break seemed to go for miles!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          My niece and her surfer husband lived in Santa Cruz for a number of years. He loved surfing the Lane.

          • Anna Rompage

            When the conditions are right, it just peels off and goes and goes and goes…

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Bit of a heavy “locals only” vibe, I’ve been told.

        • doktorzoom

          OK, fine, but have you watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate?

          (I dunno, it sounded similar)

          • Anna Rompage

            I can’t say that I have, but I have watched the norther lights dance in around in reflections on the pond at Ardenwood, while on something much better than the brown acid…

    • Sophia

      Sounds like fun. Enjoy. Wishing you lots of sunshine.

    • BrendaKay

      Sounds like a fabulous trip!

    • idiotboy

      I am taking next week off because it is fucking crazy around here, wife is working. So if you have room I can meet you at Half Moon Bay, know some great eats around there and then we could go meet your family together, shouldn’t be awkward at all I am pretty quiet when burning all day.

    • OutOfOrbit

      r.e. just beloe the idiot: I wouldn’t trust anybody who comme…oops, anybody who POSTS here.
      Nor would I join a club that would accept me.

    • dorquemada

      Hope you’ve figured the Big Sur landslide into your travel plans. You might want to cut over to 101 at Monterey to get to Pismo.Shame, coast is spectacular on Hwy 1.

      • georgiaburning

        Detour through Ft Hunter Liggett gets you back on 1, not a bad drive on it’s own unless it is hot. Or they’re testing tanks

        • Left Coast Tom

          That doesn’t help unless visiting Limekiln (which is pretty) is the goal. Nacimiento-Ferguson road hits the coast south of Paul’s Slide (only open to locals during select time windows) and north of Mud Creek Slide (hard closure, probably for at least a year).

          • georgiaburning

            Ouch! So 46 is the way over, not nearly as good. Might as well stay on 101 unless you’re checking out wineries or Hearst Castle.

          • Left Coast Tom

            Paso Robles wineries are nice, especially west of 101.

            “Big Sur Kate” blog tends to have good information. It also has maps to find all these “slides” and “mile markers”. CA-1 has a wiped-out bridge just south of the Big Sur River (sadly, just north of the main part of Big Sur), and is buried under 40-50 feet of fallen mountain at Mud Creek (8 miles inside Monterey County). Paul’s Slide blocks access from N-F road to Big Sur.

          • georgiaburning

            No argument about the wines. I lost my virginity to a Templeton girl over a bottle/jug of Pesenti, one of the original four wineries in the region.

    • Left Coast Tom

      If you’ve got time then you might find US-395 a nicer route north from southern CA than I-5, the eastern side of the Sierra is spectacular. You could cut back to 5 via 44 and 89, which would take you to Shasta.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        395 is one of my favorite drives of all time. Drublic Jr. just drove it for the first time on a road trip to a friend’s wedding. He was blown away.

        • Left Coast Tom
          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Stark and beautiful.

          • TootsStansbury

            Jebus. The left coast is redonculous. We drove the coastal 101 from LA to San Francisco. “Oh look! Another fucking scenic view!” Paradise. We visited a redwood grove. We whispered like we were in a church and then wept when we realized what we were doing.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            It’s no less redonculous north of SF. All the way to friggin’ Olympia, WA.

          • TootsStansbury

            Yep, that is on the old bucket list.

          • SisterArtemis

            101 is gorgeous all around the Olympic Peninsula too.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            I did a backpacking trip in my younger days to the Norcal coastal redwoods…which if I recall, was only a state park at the time. It was astonishing. Fortunately, way too rugged and remote for Trump to privatize it and build a golf course.

          • Left Coast Tom

            There’s both state parks and a national park. In the Bay Area, Big Basin Redwoods SP offers backpacking. Further north, Humboldt Redwoods (south of Eureka) has backpacking, the National Park is north of Eureka.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Ever read the book about the guys who climb the coastal redwoods trying to find the tallest one? It’s pretty cool.

          • Left Coast Tom

            No, but I’ve read some articles about it. Pretty amazing.

            South of Monterey is the southern end of their range. In the canyons of the Ventana Wilderness one can find Redwoods and Yucca within a very short walk of each other, depending upon the normal flow of the coastal fog.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            One of the things I learned about the northern groves is that the ONLY reason they still exist is because it was too steep, gnarly, and remote to profitably log them at the time. We dodged a bullet.

      • Anna Rompage

        I love 395 and have done that route many of times!

        Unfortunately I don’t think we’re gonna have the time to swing that far across the state before making our way back up… :(

        If you ever find yourself on the northern stretch of it, near Toule Lake, it’s definitely worth take a day or two and exploring the Native American and volcanic sites in the area.

        There’s a place called Glass Mountain that’s amazing!

        Massive pumice flows, with car sized chunks of obsidian…

      • dorquemada

        Obligatory stop in Weed

    • Slamtundra

      Yeah post lots of pictures especially of the coast. The nice cool Pacific. ‘Cause it’s hotter than hell here in AZ.

    • SisterArtemis

      When will you be going through the central Oregon coast? (newport to florence region) I’ll be there for the next few days, and would love to meet for coffee or a beer or something.

    • georgiaburning

      Have fun. Hwy 1 through Big Sur is closed but detour down US 101-Jolon Rd is not bad.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Glad you’re sticking to the Republic of Cascadia. Sane America.

    • HooverVilles

      Good for you!
      Enjoy every minute! Monterey is superb.
      Signed: Envious Ceiling Cat.
      >^o.o^<

  • La forza del resistino

    By next week, Mitch will throw in the towel and outsource running Medicaid to Canada.

    • BrendaKay

      Well, we’d all be better off that way… so it’s not gonna happen.

    • mancityRed6

      India. you spelled India wrong there.

      • La forza del resistino

        the scheduling call centers have to be somewhere, I guess.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Omg, Mass Rep is on NPR talking about why Pelosi should go. Asked if it was because she was too old or too liberal or not liberal enough, he answered “Well, the things that are said by the GOP aren’t true and aren’t fair, but they’re effective.”

    • Slamtundra

      I just heard that. Who was that dildo Robert segal was talking to before that about immigration into Europe and how suck ass all the Muslims are? That dude was a tool.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        The gay British guy? I have never heard of him before.

  • Rick Hill
    • theCryptofishist

      Is that a hard Brexit or a soft Brexit?

      • Rick Hill

        Poached

      • Left Coast Tom

        It’s a harsh Brexit.

      • OutOfOrbit

        It is a bowl of beans!

      • Bitter Scribe

        It’s a fart Brexit

        • TootsStansbury

          Well, beans. Duh.

          • Blackest Noobs

            but the beans are in a ramekin…so classy.

    • Bananas Foster

      Reminds me of my English ex-boyfriend’s penchant for fucking beans on toast. His toff fucking Cambridge ass was obsessed with it.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        I’ve had beans, and I’ve had toast … that’s a weird British thing, I guess? Even a full English breakfast put the beans on toast …

        • mancityRed6

          it’s either breakfast or their “soul” food.

          • Bananas Foster

            As breakfast, it should be sacrilege. There’s nothing more wonderful than a full English. (Except a full Irish.)

          • theCryptofishist

            17 different kinds of meat. If you recite the the full menu and replace every kind of meat with “Spam” you hear Vikings singing.

          • mancityRed6

            nope, hold the tomato and the beans. everything else is cool.

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            I like the beans … the tomato? The ones I’ve had are typically dumpster tomatos … overcooked and underripe.

          • mancityRed6

            *spoons beans over to your plate*

          • mt2099

            “Spoons beans” is just a variation of “fucking beans.”

          • TootsStansbury

            Must have the tomato! Grrrr.

          • mancityRed6

            *gives mine*

          • Vienna Woods

            Fried bread!

        • Bitter Scribe

          That doesn’t begin to describe it. They eat beans for breakfast, They eat beans on pizza. They LUUUUUUURVES their goddamn beans.

        • Slamtundra

          I, too, have had beans and I have had toast, but I’ve certainly never fucked beans and (or, for that matter) toast. Maybe that’s the British part? Sounds more like Arkansas to me really.

      • mancityRed6

        we were in Fuertaventura in the Canaries…well, Lanzarote but we all came from Furetaventura. riding a coach around the volcanic debris and the woman behind us kept complaining she couldn’t find a decent egg and chip.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          It’s exactly the Monty Python sketch that I’m too hot and tired (it’s fucking 94 degrees here) to look up

      • theCryptofishist

        Did he have some horrible thing to eat when he had hangovers?
        And what college did he go to?

        • Bananas Foster

          He read philosophy. I can’t remember which house. He had the grace to be mildly embarrassed about the whole thing. I don’t remember horrible hangover remedies, but I might have been too hungover to notice.

      • AJ Milne

        Initially misread ‘penchant for fucking [foodstuff]’ incorrectly…

        … still think my way is better.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        Listen, Bananas, steaming-hot vegetarian tomato-sauced Heinz baked beans on toast on a cold early evening IS AN AMAZING SNACK AND AS DELICIOUS AS CAN BE! And I am NOT just saying this bc my mom was British! Well, maybe I am.

        • Bananas Foster

          We all have our crosses to bear. ;)

          • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

            Just try it is all I’m saying! I mean, not in the same league as Bananas Foster, but NOTHING is!

    • Vecchioivan

      Wot? No Marmite?

      • tehbaddr

        YOU MONSTER!!11!11!!11!!!11!!!!

    • tehbaddr

      Them Hobo Beans sure are served up all classy!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “I’ll have spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!”
      “Baked beans are off, due to Brexit!”

    • Yr. Gma

      Heinz!

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        Ja?

    • wait! what?
    • William
  • Joe Beese

    This thing with the fake Time magazine covers is the kind of small detail that won’t make it into the history books but which so deeply flavors the experience of living under Trump.

    For this reason, we’ll never be able to fully convey to future generations what it was like.

    • Bozilingus

      He will sell copies in the tRump Unpresidential Library.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      We just have to point them to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.”

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        That was a crazy country going crazier. This is a more or less SANE country voluntarily embracing full-out schizophrenia.

        • They were not crazy. They were desperate after Versailles.
          Shoulda listened to Wilson.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          Germany had an enormously rich history of culture, education, and sophistication. That’s the lesson–it can happen anywhere. But having made the snarky joke, I’d actually say their situation was vastly, vastly different, and we actually aren’t embracing it, we’re passionately rejecting it, us, the media, the courts, etc etc. We’re feeling full of turmoil, but actually so far, anyway, our institutions have actually held. It’s not the same, really. I cling to that, anyway.

  • Scooby

    Going to Vegas in a few weeks and I noticed Trump was only $15 more then Excalibur.

    • Joe Beese

      That’s the “classiness” difference between Super 8 and Motel 6.

      • Scooby

        Trump won’t even leave the lights on!

        • theCryptofishist

          Or wash the complimentary glasses. Or treat the rooms for bedbugs.

          • Bitter Scribe

            IIRC, the only way to treat for bedbugs is to burn the mattress.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Can we burn the hotel to be sure?

          • Jamoche

            Nuke it. It’s the only way.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      I only walked through Excalibur to get to the monorail or whatever that thing is, I didn’t stay at the hotel. But that is one janky-ass casino, blegh.

  • Three Finger Salute

    Well, it wouldn’t be the last time Canada kicked out the Murricans and it won’t be the last. Now to clone Theo Epstein and Make the Blue Jays Win Again. Because it’s 1993.

    Speaking of Canada and baseball, have a gratuitous Trudeau photo. We could all use more Trudeau photos and a lot more Canada in the world. This one was taken at an Expos game in 1987. Have to say, if Justin is 15 there, and Pierre was only about 5’9″… boy, did that kid have a helluva growth spurt.

    http://www.leaderpost.com/sports/cms/binary/7329705.jpg

    • Joe Beese

      You Must Be This Tall To Be Prime Minister

      • Three Finger Salute

        “OK Dad! Just watch me!”

    • Bitter Scribe

      Didn’t the Expos become the Washington Nationals?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        They did indeed.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Aw, he was so cute and dorky! I woulda had a crush on him back then, too.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Ye gods, he’s hardly changed, apart from bulking up.

  • tehbaddr

    TRUMP all the prestige and class in a single name! A brand that you can trust!

  • Sophia
  • Joe Beese

    Ivanka Trump has been ordered to give a deposition in a lawsuit that claims her namesake brand’s “Hettie” sandal allegedly copied Aquazzura’s “Wild Thing” heel. …

    The first daughter… claims she had “no involvement in the conception, design, production or sale of the ‘Hettie’ Shoe,” according to court documents. “Instead, such responsibilities belonged to the Company’s licensee, Marc Fisher.” Her lawyers have also said that ordering her to give a deposition “would be an unnecessary distraction and would interfere with her ability to perform her duties at the White House,” according to CNNMoney.

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ivanka-trump-ordered-give-deposition-shoe-design-lawsuit-1016649

    • tehbaddr

      We’ve been over this prior.

      • Joe Beese

        Must have missed that.

        Was there discussion of Ivanka’s White House “duties”? You know, unpleasant stuff that she’d prefer not to do, but that she forces herself to do out of love for her country?

        Also, of the dangers in distracting her from that duty with depositions about what she did or did not contribute to the creation of Ivanka brand merchandise like this?

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1f3847c169058e295de91dfa0f75133b4ddead8d201110b78195b96146c5bc46.png

        • jesterpunk

          I have curtains that look like that in my kitchen.

          • Joe Beese

            Are they Ivanka brand curtains? That inspire working women to achieve their potential?

          • Wookie Monster

            Ahem, it’s “architect their potential.”

          • jesterpunk

            No, they came with the house when we moved in. Not sure the brand the tag fell off of them.

          • AJ Milne

            You sure?

            I mean, this _is_ Ivanka we’re talking about…

            Check again.

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            I was about to say, they look like something I would see hanging in a mom-and-pop diner to give the windows “color”

          • OutOfOrbit

            What would they look like in my kitchen?

          • jesterpunk

            Your microwave said they would go well with the rest of the kitchen.

          • OutOfOrbit

            how can that be?
            And I had it facing the wall!

          • jesterpunk

            The microwave knows everything, the other appliances gossip to the microwave.

          • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

            She got her inspiration from “Gone with the Wind”

          • Doug Langley

            “Ah saw it in the window and just had to have it.”

          • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

            I so totally wanted to make a Carol Burnett reference but didn’t think anyone would get it because I am such an oldz.

          • Doug Langley

            Lots of oldz on this site.

        • tehbaddr

          Yup, I think there was a complete post dedicated to her request for dismissal. That and her tragic rip off of shoes, though that little plaid number was not involved, that thing screams hillbilly chic!

        • alpacapunchbowl

          That is hideous.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Jesus Christ on a sesame cracker, but that’s FUGLY.

        • Rick Hill

          I think I saw Janet from Three’s Company wear that once

        • Her line has the amazing ability of making probably comely females look dull, lifeless, uninteresting and free of any sense of charm.

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          I once had an apartment that had curtains just like that in the kitchen.

    • jesterpunk

      Good thing she said yesterday she isnt involved in politics. That means she doesnt have anything to do at the White House.

      http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/26/politics/ivanka-trump-politics/index.html

      • Marion in Savannah

        Her White House “job” has nothing to do with politics. It’s all about the family grifting business.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
      • Latverian Diplomat

        IIRC they lived in the Bronzer Age. Could probably give Orange Julius Caesar a few tips.

        • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

          iswydt

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Try again, bitch. Not going to work the second or third time.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      I think they really really thought the White House was some magical entity that meant they could totally grift and crime and never be held responsible. What I don’t get, still, is their asshole fuckwit supporters.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      I very much want to clobber somebody for that ‘her duties at the White House’ shit. In no sane universe would anyone like her have a job like that.

      • might make you feel better to know she said yesterday she doesn’t do anything politicial?

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          It might if I didn’t know for a stone fact that she’s lying her artificial ass off.

    • TootsStansbury

      I didn’t vote for that cunt. What fucking duties? Fuck these carnies. Get the fuck out of our house. Now.

  • La forza del resistino

    WH declares Syria will ‘pay a heavy price’ for further actions. Donald says, I’m not getting on a scale, the numbers are under audit..

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Is $6 million heavy enough?

      • TundraGrifter

        That’s 3,000,000 “Twonies.”

        • Latverian Diplomat

          As I understand it, Trump can’t carry a twonie

    • Rick Hill

      To which, an expert on wtf on NPR tonight said “This is how big wars start.”

    • wait! what?

      “Hey Syria, got any unpopulated real estate that can be be blown up for hundreds of millions of dollars? Asking for a droog friend.” – Jared

  • Rick Hill
    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I only shop for my abortions at Forever 16.

      • Parakeetist

        Haaaaaaaa

    • jesterpunk

      Will me not buying a gun stop some moron with a gun who doesnt understand physics from accidentally shooting me when he misses his target?

      • OutOfOrbit

        Oddviously.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        I know, and even more so, our problem isn’t whether we buy or don’t buy a gun, it’s that some roid-raging, testosterone-poisoned asshole gets one despite his felony record. Us having a routine medical procedure literally doesn’t affect them in the slightest.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They’re not the sharpest spoons in the drawer.

    • Joe Beese

      False analogy. Jesus loves guns and hates the other two things.

    • TundraGrifter

      You’d think people against abortion would be in favor of same sex marriage.

    • goonemeritus

      When innocent bystanders die in a drive-by gay marriage his analogy will be apt.

  • Wookie Monster

    You know what I’ve never seen? An investor or CEO who said, “I am so glad I got into business with Trump. He’s great to work with and made us a ton of money.”

    • La forza del resistino

      Ivanka and the boys?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Tiffany would like a word.

        • La forza del resistino

          who?

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            Ivanka and Donald’s daughter

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Egg?

    • shastakoala

      His ex-wives?

    • georgiaburning

      someone in Russia, maybe?

    • Rick Hill

      Only because you don’t speak Russian

    • JAKvirginia

      And y’know what else? Where are all the wimmenz out there breathlessly testifying to his loverman skills. Even his exes!

      • Wookie Monster

        Ask John Baron.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        Marla was quoted testifying to his prowess but even at the time I never doubted for a second that it was something he made her say.

        • JAKvirginia

          Must’ve been in the prenup.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    And the award for greatest Lou Reed vocal homage of the 21st century goes to:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-mutKbC4M

  • Oneofthebobs

    How much do we have to pay to actually make Trump go away?

    • leemoder

      A blood sacrifice to the demon Pezzuzu.

      • wait! what?

        Blood sacrifices are no longer a valid form of payment in Donald’s demon-care bill.

      • Three Finger Salute

        But Breitbart said that Hillary made blood sacrifices to the demon Pizzauzu. It can’t be fake news, because you can’t print anything on the Internet that isn’t true!

        BTW, anyone know whatever happened to the Eastern religionist, Joe Isuzu?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUBm0XQbqA

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Mitch “Bert the Turtle”: duck and cover (“turtle, turtle”) on CYACare.

  • weejee
    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      oh, some brave soul NEEDS to go to that club and slap on that “Fake” sign

    • Ryan Denniston

      The White House is the last place you go for accurate information.

      http://billmoyers.com/story/donald-trumps-lies/

    • Three Finger Salute

      Literally fake news! I predict the bigliest, most terrific sales in history for “Delta Sky Magazine,” something probably no one had ever heard of until, well, now. I don’t like to be right, but when I’m right, I know I’m right, and I’m right about being right.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I give it three to four weeks until we see something like this from Trump. The only major distinction is that damn covfefe hiding an identically bald head.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSBr7nPlWE

    • Sophia

      What the hell did I just watch!

      • Ryan Denniston

        Then Predisent of Italy.

        • Sophia

          Classy. Trump must be jealous

          • Ryan Denniston

            If this is what it takes to avoid Mussolini…

      • La forza del resistino

        bunga bunga for men?

  • Bananas Foster

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justin-trudeau-delta-magazine_us_5952931de4b0da2c731ee96b

    Justin Trudeau Shows Us What Manspreading Is On Cover Of Delta’s Magazine

    Does SkyMall sell vibrators? Asking for a friend.

    (They literally framed his peen!)

  • weejee

    Posting again, ‘Mitch the Bitch’ is a fine song…

    ♪ He’s a gutless scumbag punk, listen to him bleat
    With his head so far up tRump’s fat arse you can hardly see his feet ♪

  • TootsStansbury

    So, what happened today in Chaos Land? Fucking, disgusting Jabba wasted a bunch of tweets. His gross henchmen wasted effort creating “fake news” actual fake goddamn news. O’Queef? Please. The bit with CNN? The station that got this piece of shit elected? Give me a goddamn break. Yeah, we’re all as stupid as the thirty something percent of the country who foisted this shit upon us? Fuck off.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    That Haley Byrd has got a good eyebrow game going

  • JAKvirginia

    So… this means if we pay enough we can get him to go away? Hmmmm…. Anyone up for a GoAwayFundMe page?

  • Michael R
    • Ryan Denniston

      Never play Russian Roulette. Absolutely Goddamn right. Not unless you’re prepared to go all the way. Trump played Russian Roulette. He split with the whole fucking program.

    • Doug Langley

      I am so jelly of that graphics team.

    • Stolded!

    • Picabo
  • Sophia
    • wait! what?

      Do they make those for women senators?

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Oh, women won’t be able to hold government positions in the Trump/Pence administration.

    • Ryan Denniston

      I would participate, but sadly, I seem to only have an X chromosome.

      • That would stop you why?
        In the book, men who were not “like them” were shipped off (killed) sent on missions (killed mostly) or just out right killed.

      • Sophia

        This group circled an anti GOP healthcare plan rally that MoveOn, PP and others were kicking off. I assume there would be some X chromosomes present.
        I honestly don’t understand the stance on prenatal & maternity care. You would think even if a male doesn’t personally use it they would at least want a healthy, living baby & wife. Guess that’s part of the reason why I would fail the GOP purity test.

    • janecita

      “If they didn’t want an army, they shouldn’t have given us uniforms.”

  • Doug Langley

    So back to summer camp to teach class on robotics. With no robotics. Well, the laptop was still hooked up to the projector (owner has account on Netflix, each afternoon they show a family film. Yesterday was Kung Fu Panda). So I just googled on robotics and showed videos. Was quite a hit. (I got a college degree for this?)

    • JAKvirginia

      Did you major in Improvisation in college? You sound really good at it. I think you have a bright future.

      • He’s one heck of a teacher I keep saying. On his toes, adaptable, imparting pearls of wisdom along that path to knowledge.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
    • Not to me. In hindsight, the right has been working on this since about 1980

    • Jonny On Maui

      Yes. I was operating under the assumption that we’re smarter than that. Not the first or last time I will be wrong.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      This is just the latest example of Trump emboldening people to unleash their inner asshole.

    • cheetojeebus

      I predicted it in September 2015. I’d had a few glasses of wine admittedly, I remember saying “we grossly underestimate the stupidity of our fellow citizens”

    • cheetojeebus

      If you’re ever tempted to go into a Mission Barbecue, don’t. Ultra nationalist bs decor like nothing I’ve seen since having breakfast at a diner in Roundtop tx with the walls festooned with 100s of Limbaugh quotes back in the mid 90s.

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Wait, I thought Millennials were killing the chain restaurant industry.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Olive Garden hits that sweet spot in the American appetite: cheap-but-not-too-cheap, just barely good enough to let a cheap-but-not-too-cheap class of people feel like they’re “dining out”.
      The food is passable – it may not be as idiot-proof as burgers and fries, but it’s hard to fuck up pasta if you have the core talent: the ability to operate a timer. A massive plate of spaghetti or linguine costs 25 cents, plus the cost of a cup of sauce.
      Not sure how that translates to votes for Trump. He’s not the “Olive Garden of politics” – he’s the dumpster out back.

      • georgiaburning

        Don’t forget a glass of box wine for $4.95

    • Stinky_Hole

      And to think we owe it all to Mitch McConnell.
      It’s like a love story, really…
      When that son of Kentucky was shown what the Russians were doing during our elections, all he saw was his opportunity to rat-fuck the entire world (“Take that, modern western liberal democracies! Here’s the “New” New Deal”).
      The money wants what it wants…
      I’m sad that he can only die one time (Does that violate commenting rules, because I’d be really happy if he was done-in “with votes”? If it does, well fine – I won’t really be sad.)

      • I do not think it violates the rules.
        I though prefer “May he live a long, long time, fully aware of everything he has done, and more, with those around him fully aware of what he has done”

        • Stinky_Hole

          Yeah, well, they don’t care either, since they signed up for it.
          What happens to some people in their formative years that they see creating this kind of havoc as a good thing? Is it the need for the approval (and the acceptance) of those whom they consider their ‘betters’?

    • Even Chipotle (CMG) has recovered from the worst of its E.coli nightmare. Though the company recently warned that profits may take a hit due to higher marketing costs, sales have rebounded over the past year and are growing as customers return to the Mexican food chain.

      This is my favorite line of the entire article. It really says it all. Profits may take a hit due to having to spend more in advertising because they made people sick.
      And also, they call it a “Mexican” food chain.

  • janecita

    Ana Navarro is telling Katrina Pierson off. Btw, Anderson Cooper needs to grow a pair of balls.

    • georgiaburning

      Why? They’d enable him to reproduce

      • janecita

        Thank the almighty that he is gay!

        • georgiaburning

          In this case, there’s nothing wrong with total protection

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Katrina Pierson? Did they let her out of the asylum on a day pass?

      • georgiaburning

        Don’t worry. They kept a coffin full of her native soil to make sure she comes back.

      • janecita

        She looked more unhinged than ever.

        • Delu

          Nice to know she hasn’t changed one bit.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      What did Navarro tell “her Lunyness?”

      • janecita

        She told her that by attacking the GOP senators that were against Trumpcare, she was “cannibalizing” her own party.

        • Delu

          Can’t go against the will of the party, NEVER!

        • georgiaburning

          They need something to wash that down?

    • I think Anderson is enjoying letting Ana do it right now.
      After years of her rolling her conservative eyes at the twinky lil libtard

    • Wild Cat

      Yes, Gloria Vanderbilt’s spiffy son is going to be a vangard of the common human.

      I give you credit for having enough Maalox to watch cable “public affairs” shows.

      • janecita

        My husband likes his cable news:-(

        • Wild Cat

          DIVORCE!!!!! ;-)

          Your husband must wonder if I’m an absolute idiot.

          One kudo for Mr. Cooper: He bought the Old Firehouse and evicted a certain freak called Amy Goodman, who used to broadcast propaganda against the political party that supported gay rights, abortion rights, a $15 minimum wage, women’s rights, African-American rights.

          Eff Amy Goodman.

          • janecita

            He is a keeper, he took me to Paris on my birthday:-)

          • …saaayyyyy you have any interest in adopting an almost old mostly white and some change nerd like lady?
            Wait. I think I asked you this already.

          • janecita

            Your room is ready.

          • yay! :snuggle: Fair warning, I hate cooking. But I looovvveee to garden and I come with two work ready grandkids to, if not bounce on your knee, certainly ready to wash dishes and eat cookies.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Definately a keeper.

          • Wild Cat

            Where’d you stay? I liked the Marais in the old days, before it was ‘discovered.’

          • janecita

            We always stay at the Meliá Vendôme. It is across the St from a Metro station, and close to my favorite hangouts. It’s located on the 1st arrondissement.

            https://www.melia.com/en/hotels/france/paris/melia-vendome/index.html

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Waitaminnit . . . they were paying him to have his name on the building, and they ALSO have to pay him to NOT have his name on the building? WTeverlovingF???

    Was somebody actually stupid enough to sign that contract, or did Don the Con arrange for one of his sons to be on the other side of the deal?

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      “You can put my name on your building for $X. And you can take my name off your building for $5xX.” I can totally see him putting that in the contract. He’d be a fool not to.

    • JAKvirginia

      Actually, unless it was stipulated in the contract, all they had to do was take down the sign, change the stationary, etc. but the payments would have continued through the life of the contract. I think they just wanted rid of him and honestly, this publicity won’t hurt them one bit. Apparently, Donnie doesn’t know shit about branding. Add it to the list of his other failures.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Trump hasn’t really done anything but charge money to put his name on shit. That’s why all these trademark things are big to the family. They’ don’t actually create anything.

      • Delu

        Apparently he charges money to take his name down from shit too.

  • Delu

    And this is how Trump is a “successful businessman”. By making lots of personal profit.

    For himself, only.

    The rest of them involved in that business? Screw them.

    • La forza del resistino

      says my brother ‘what this country needs is a business man to lead the nation’. I point to Joe on the corner who has run the best hotdog cart for years.

      • Delu

        Well you can find someone much better to point at when anyone makes such a remark from now on.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        If you’re brother wants someone that will make profit for himself and the rich then your brother is right.

  • Marion in Savannah
    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      We’re kind of used to it out here. When the Pope visited Colorado for World Youth Day in 1992, we had signs placed around the Cherry Creek State Park that varmints carried plague. All very familiar and ironic for a European. Some of us had a good chuckle.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        My mom was living in N.M. at that time. I was was taking Jr. to visit her; I had just cleaned out a packrat infested shed at my shop, and by the time I got to Albuquerque, I had a raging fever. Turned out to be the flu, but I was SURE I had hantavirus and was going to die.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Holy shit! I just read the Guardian article about Trump attorney Jay Sekulow; a career con man and grifter of the first rank. He’s paid himself and his entire fucking extended family millions over the years with the always reliable “Christian foundation” scam, fleecing the yokels by targeting the gullible poor and elderly for special “sacrifices”. Dude makes Creflo Dollar look like a chump by comparison…how the fuck he is not in prison beggars the mind.

    • Sheepshagger

      A true entrepreneur !

    • TJ Barke

      The Conmander in chief has a conman lawyer? NO WAI!

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        WAI!

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I am so shocked.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Right? Who would’ve guessed?

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Where is my fainting couch? *clutches pearls*

    • Blackest Noobs

      wait…white guy….yeah…doood…our boys in blue got bigger fish to fry…like jaywalkers in florida….that shit is the real fucking crime…jay-mutherfucking-walking….NOT IN MY TOWN, BUDDY!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Good thing he wasn’t eating Skittles and wearing a hoodie when he stole the life saving from all those people, right?

        • Blackest Noobs

          dude…fucking Skittles KILLS.

    • biologydave

      A lot of the prosperity gospel with this lot it seems.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Yep. They respond well to being shamed and humiliated for not being born rich.

  • mancityRed6

    white trash chicken soft tacos again?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46bdc0296e1297234f94d2a16232dd408c424e867f2f26ed203377d2da028f67.jpg
    oh dear lord, please let me have the same kind of dreams tonight.

    • wait! what?

      Are those Arthur Treacher’s chicken forgeries; or fish fakes?

      • mancityRed6

        not going to get into brands, but yeah, oven breaded chicken tender whatevers, corn tortillas, thick sliced chedder, a shredded mix of cheeses, and hot sauce.
        and now I want a nap.

  • janecita

    Are you fellow libtards upset about Obama’s lavish vacations? No, me neither.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fox-news-obama-vacations_us_5952af2de4b0da2c731f32ca?orr&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • Delu

      They are still outraged over Obama’s vacations even AFTER he left office?

      That undead horse never truly dies.

      • Blackest Noobs

        it speaks LOUDLY of weakness. Barry on VaKay shouldn’t be any concern of theirs…but it says TONS about RightWingers…for all their rhetoric…all their fucking noise and bullshit….they are basically weak. morally weak. ethically weak. intellectually weak. physically weak. and apparently quite obviously mentally weak.

        • Delu

          They Love to Hate.

          This is like, what they are already, it practically defines them by now.

        • They are terrified. Expect them to ramp up the uncivil discourse in the weeks to come and, of course, blame anything that happens on the violent leftists.

          • Blackest Noobs

            it’s such a futile gesture.

          • And yet…it has worked so well for them for going on 40 years

          • Blackest Noobs

            sure but A LOT has changed in those 40 years. they have not. evolve or die.

        • Nasty Girl Brianna

          That’s exactly what they are. Weak willed. Emotionally weak. Sexually weak. Just nothing but Captain Weaksauce all around.

    • Three Finger Salute

      How about Trump shuttling back and forth to his stupid golf club on our dime? But healthcare is a waste of taxpayer money, Bitch McConnell?

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Blackest Noobs

    i want a Smurf gun…so when i shoot a Republican..it turns them into a Smurf.
    they’re still an asshole Republican but instead of fat white guy or gal…it an asshole Republican Smurf.

    and oh yeah….with votes..magic..what the fuck.

    • OutOfOrbit

      And smurfs are fun to stomp on!

    • TJ Barke

      What are you smoking? Can I have some?

      • Sheepshagger

        He’s smoking smurfs.

    • JAKvirginia

      And they’ll be blue. Easy to spot.

      • Blackest Noobs

        they’re already kinda easy to spot. but yeah.

    • Delu

      Gargamel salutes you.

      Though I don’t think he’d be too keen on Trumpian Smurfs.

      • Rasilom

        Sure he would. More smurfs for pie making!! Win win!

    • Michael R

      In my high school home ec class we were forced to sell smurfs ( 1979 ? ) and I took an F on principle and refused to sell any .

      • Blackest Noobs

        right on…mine had a tradition of seniors wearing togas…i didn’t wear one…instead i “borrowed” someone’s chain and “borrowed” a clock hanging from i think the cafeteria commons area and wore that shit.

        sure i was aping Public Enemy but it wasn’t like any of those crackas got that.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Then you could easily smack them with a croquet mallet of votes!

      • Blackest Noobs

        good imagery.

    • La forza del resistino
    • Wild Cat

      Don’t shoot a NY Ranger by accident . . . let my team just beat them year in and year out.

      LGI!

  • Sheepshagger
    • not_vh

      when where how?

      if true whoa awesome news.

  • Sheepshagger
  • Picabo
    • Ryan Denniston

      THANKS TRUMP!!!

    • Yr. Gma

      What’s left of the “Barstow, San Bernardino” part is just a few miles from me.”

  • janecita
  • Matt Hunter

    1. Trump is too scared to run
    2. Trump will never win the nomination
    3. Trump can never beat Hillary
    4. The Michigan recounts will prove Hillary the real winner
    5. The state electorates will rebel against Trump
    6. Trump will be impeached
    7. To be announced

    • Delu

      Trump is a disaster for the country.

      That. Is. Fact.

      • Matt Hunter

        how is you live even shyttier now than it was under Obama?

        • Delu

          Ok, this is the second time I see someone with online language difficulties in English.

          How is life even shittier than under Obama?

          For instance, first off that healthcare bill Trump is passing? Would make life hell of a lot shittier for many people.

          Next up is that America is truly a laughingstock of the world now, and Trumpians said that Obama made the country look bad. Trump on the other hand, achieved greater success in this area than Obama ever did.

          Finally, let this sink in, the economy right now, that Trumpians love to praise….is Obama’s economy, a result of his Presidency.

          Trump has not passed a single significant economic bill yet.

          • Matt Hunter

            so how has YOUR life become even shyttier now, under Trump, than it was under Obama

          • Delu

            So how does that even matter? Since my life isn’t in America.

            Well, good attempt at goalpost and bullshitting as Trump does I guess.

          • Angry Red Bird DGAF

            Black and brown fear more for their safety than under Obama. Middle class people are uncertain about their employment and insurance. Women are losing reproductive rights. All of that is worse than under Obama.

          • Matt Hunter

            3 killed, 30 wounded in weekend shootings in Detroit
            28 people shot in violent weekend in Detroit
            11 shot, 1 fatally, on deadly night in Detroit
            82 Shot, 14 Fatally, Over Memorial Day Weekend in Chicago
            4 killed, 23 wounded in Chicago weekend shootings
            3 Killed, 32 Wounded in Chicago Weekend Shootings
            Baltimore sees 11 shot, 2 fatally, over the weekend
            7 Die In Holiday Weekend Shootings In Baltimore
            29 shot, 9 dead in bloody Memorial Day weekend in Baltimore

          • Nasty Girl Brianna

            Yeah we should really get a grip on the lack of gun control, huh comrade?

          • Delu

            Yeah, all those shootings. A product of the 2nd Amendment, if you want your freedoms you got to pay for them. Freedom doesn’t come for free despite having the word “Free” in it.

            Scalise has learned that lesson, will he continue to uphold the freedom to have anyone get shot by a random guy?

          • Matt Hunter

            oh..so guns have discovered a way to stockpile themselves within the black community, aim themselves at other blacks, and pull their own triggers, the black gunmen being merely innocent , oppressed conduits, excused of all moral culpability?

          • Delu

            Guns have discovered a way into the community as a whole and are staying there because Americans want them to. Freedom of the second Amendment after all.

            Well, if you want guns in society, you have to pay the price of having any random person potentially shoot you (or vice versa). That’s why you guys are famous for your mass shootings, its so much so that, on the whole, Americans killing Americans can be compared to any of the murderous rampages of extremists groups of any strokes, bodycount wise, on a yearly basis.

            If people kill people, not guns kill people. Then it is people who save people too, not guns that save people.

            Why then do you guys uphold the 2nd Amendment so much? Do you really love shooting at your fellow Americans so much?

          • Matt Hunter

            oh..so then why dont whites commit gun violence at the same high rate as blacks

            The Gun Violence Epidemic Impacts Black Americans the Most

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/the-gun-violence-epidemic_b_9540258.html

          • Delu

            So why flaunt your racist screed here?

            The point is, you Americans are murderous savages who love to shoot and kill your fellow Americans more than others in the world love to kill their fellow countrymen.

          • Matt Hunter

            racist=an individual that has just defeated a liberal in an argument

          • Delu

            It is for Trumpians at least.

            You’re the one who “suddenly” and “innocently” brought up the race card in shootings in America, not me.

            And that was after you tried to play the “hate on Muslims card too”

            The 2 cards have no synergy but you played both anyway.

            And showed your racist and Muslim hating hands.

          • Rasilom

            Easy, I get to deal with more shitsticks like you under tRump than I did Obama.

          • mancityRed6

            shittier, ya moran.

        • Left Coast Tom

          Huh? Maybe you should tell Putin you need English lessons in order to take up your trolling responsibilities?

    • Nasty Girl Brianna
    • Angry Red Bird DGAF

      8. Trump will marry Ivanka.

  • Matt Hunter

    remember back when liberals were so certain Trump calling mexicans rapists would sink his campaign

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Hello. Why are you here?

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        Maybe he enjoys abuse.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Funny. I thought he came here for an argument.

          https://youtu.be/8f-fryoFWKQ

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            No, he came here for an arguement.

    • Delu

      Yeah well, they didn’t realize just how American calling Mexicans rapists was.

    • TJ Barke

      Yes, it was sad finding out how many Americans lack decency.

      • Matt Hunter

        its indecent to call out rapists?

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          Yes. That’s why we’re not calling you out.

        • Rick Hill

          cough*trump*cough

        • Yr. Gma

          Jesus, another fucking troll. Blocking. Everyone, please do the same. This one appears to be as boring and all the other talking points parrots.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Yes ma’am.

          • Delu

            They really do seem to be all of the same mold. Right down to the bad English and grammatical and spelling errors.

            They may all be ascribing to the same creed or something.

          • Nasty Girl Brianna

            Almost as though there is a direct negative correlation between trolling and intelligence, huh?

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Hmm, perhaps there’s a dissertation in there somewhere.

          • SeeTrain65

            Same troll, different thread. Still as tiresome as a 14-hour workday.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Was it here earlier?

          • SeeTrain65

            He’s jumping threads, I guess. I blocked him on another one, then turned up here and found his blanked out comments on this one.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Well that’s just sad.

          • SeeTrain65

            Isn’t it just? Poor misguided fool.

          • Angry Red Bird DGAF

            Just did.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            I ‘Bye, Felicia’d his tedious ass this morning. Life’s too short etc.

        • Delu

          Case in point.

        • TJ Barke

          No, it’s indecent to just accuse entire groups of people rapists. You simpleton.

    • Joe Beese

      He impugned McCain’s military service! He’s finished now!

    • Nasty Girl Brianna
      • Angry Red Bird DGAF

        Who is the guy in the painting? And why was he pointing?

  • Matt Hunter

    remember backs when liberals were so certain Trump giving that bigoted La Raza connected mexican judge a verbal tongue lashing would sink his campaign…

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      No, but I remember when your mom gave me a rimjob.

      • Matt Hunter

        ha ha ha…that dude fooled you to huh?

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          I heard your mom likes tacos.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Your mom is a dude?

          • II Gosala

            Don’t be judgy. Troll can’t help its parentage.

            Troll can help being a troll though.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Not judgy, just perplexed.

            And your second sentence is a beautiful summing up of these idiots.

          • II Gosala

            * blushes, then remembers manners and curtsy bows *

          • Ryan Denniston

            It’s just its nature.

    • Delu

      Yes, apparently they underestimated how much Americans LOVE to give verbal tongue lashings to Mexican Judges!

    • Everrett Fanuelli
    • Rick Hill

      It was quite a feat, for him to survive long enough for Putin and KaC to drag his sorry ass across the finish line.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Shit! I almost got Poe’d!

  • marxalot

    Started this morning having a root canal (which ugh four hours with my mouth open, my jaw is so tired I may not chew for days). Got to work and was actually doing stuff when the power goes out and we got sent home. By now the numb stuff has worn off (they can’t give me epinephrine, so instead they just have to shoot a pint of lidocaine into my face) and if this is as bad as it’s gonna hurt, I won’t need that painkiller rx. How’s everybody?

    • Yr. Gma

      Dentists are sadists. (Well, the ones I know anyway.)

    • Ryan Denniston

      Wishing you had a pint of whisky,

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Better than you, apparently. What a lousy day you’ve had.

    • Wild Cat

      Take 4 OTC painkillers, if your stomach can handle them. Usually works for me, and I’m a coward when it comes to pain.

      • marxalot

        I’m highly resistant to painkillers/anesthetic (another reason I had to have no kidding 8 shots) so 3 otc advil is my usual dose. I have been given enough antibiotics to keep me from getting an infection so I oughta be okay.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          Are you ginger? Gingers supposedly have a higher pain killer tolerance, according to the internet.

    • mancityRed6

      my root canal hurt a lot less than that same tooth did when it got infected after the crown. that hurt.

    • Vienna Woods
      • marxalot

        Thankfuwwy, I was wot requi-ahed to bweif awwbuddy today.

  • Matt Hunter

    remember backs when liberals were so certain Trump giving that bigoted
    La Raza connected mexican judge a verbal horse whipping would sink his
    campaign…

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I’m eating burritos and thinking about your sister

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Does thinking about raping and horse whipping give you a boner?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        This one I’m not responding to. I haven’t blocked it yet, so that I can keep flagging it. Join me?

        • II Gosala

          Flagged, blocked. Once and done. It’s Dok’s problem now

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        Call me when you get to the whipping and horse raping.

        … damn, I said that out loud again, didn’t I?

    • Delu

      Remember when trolls copypasting their own posts over and over was a thing?

      Oh wait it still is.

      • Yr. Gma

        That is a good reason to block them.

    • TootsStansbury

      Poopyhead

    • mancityRed6

      I feel sorry for your life.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      We underestimated the stupidity of the republican voter base. It won’t happen again.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Nasty Girl Brianna
  • marxalot

    Well, Porknoy in a Park Ranger hat, lookee what we got down here! Someone call the grown ups. Inna minnit.

  • Jennifer R

    What a mania fit can do in a video game about optimisation and flow control. Note I am new at the game and my factory is totally inefficient, but my iron production looks cool.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84303b20c0b5416e14bc8774bc0cb8b3d2ba0e7ae1a3829b562bf7e21c002f2e.jpg

    • marxalot

      I applaud your dedication, but mensch I hate resource management games.

      • Jennifer R

        This isn’t so much resource management (There are only seven things you can extract at all and one of them is infinite while the rest are only functionally infinite. I mined three tiny patches of uranium and I have enough to run my factory at full power for a real world year), it is optimisation. Setting everything up JUST so that nothing sits fallow, or overproduces and jams. Plus the really cool things you can do with the logic gate system. Someone managed to make a self propagating factory, capable of finding and building new mines and expanding itself without any interaction at all. Plus you can interact with the lights in pretty much the exact same way you would a commodore 64 monitor so people make kick ass music videos combined with the ingame programmable speaker item which you can set to make a wide variety of sounds over a wide spectrum of causes. I have had the game 10 days and have 108 hours in it.

        Like I said, mania.

        • marxalot

          See, other than the semaphore signaling, that sounds entirely too much like work for me to enjoy. But I’m glad you’re having fun!

          • Jennifer R

            It has trains too! The trains and the logic system are both quite complex and this factory is in a normal hostile world. So I have to dedicate a lot of time to killing stuff or having robots build stuff (that is the other big part, automation, Not only having machines process and build stuff for you because you need hundreds of thousands of crafts to win, but also robots that actually follow your blueprints and build stuff FOR you. I made a simple 2 wall deep wall segment with laser turrets and power lines and I can draw out a new outer boundary in a minute or so, and let my construction bots do the actual building.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i like resource management and RTS games.

    • 3FingerPete

      What game is this?

  • janecita

    Charles Pierce is on MSNBC.

  • Matt Hunter

    remember back when liberals were so certain Trump giving that bigoted, America hating, Muslim Brotherhood connected Khizr Kahn a verbal horse whipping would sink his campaign

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Remember when you voted for Trump and though you would be better off. BTW, I’m eating refried beans and thinking about your wife.

      • Ryan Denniston

        You think he has a wife?

        • II Gosala

          I’m thinking 400lbs and New Jersey

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          An inflatable one, at best.

      • wait! what?

        Whilst nekid in the backyard?

        • Panika MCD

          facts not in evidence: pantlessness is not nekkidness.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Sad troll :(. Cillizza take over.

    • janecita
      • Matt Hunter

        yes…I hear Morgan Freeman is actually quite stupid…

        • Miles Monroe

          Not like you–you’re a SMART FELLA, huh?

    • Delu

      Well I guess they underestimated how American it is to insult a Gold Star family whose son died in Iraq, fighting for the country.

      I guess they underestimated how hating such people is simply the pinnacle definition of being an American!

      • Matt Hunter

        muslims killed their son…

        • Delu

          Americans insulted them for their son fighting those Muslims.

          Trump killed any expectation they had for the country.

          I suppose ONE of those is worse than the other depending on who you ask.

          • Matt Hunter

            Trump killed any expectation they had for the country.?..so why are they still here..perhaps they would feel more welcome in an Islamic majority nation?

          • Delu

            Which is what “Americans” like you would want?

            Well actually that’s what ISIS would want too. Congratulations, you have something in common.

            You know what, THEY may not have left the country, for whatever personal reasons they have, but OTHERS in similar situations, HAVE:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident

            And yet, even then, after all the shit they get from you Americans, they somehow love you guys still for some reason! They don’t give in to hate as easily as you guys do at least.

            ISIS applauds your actions. You should be proud.

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            Many of them were born here, disphit

          • Perhaps you would, since what the right says it wants is actually Sharia law, without the Alah bit.
            Amazing!
            Why do you hate America, Matt?

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          Dipshit, their son was Muslim. Most of the victims of terror attacks are Muslim.

          • Delu

            Yeah, that’s his goalpost shift point.

            That Muslims are so evil as to kill other Muslims a lot.

            Well, maybe about as much as Americans kill Americans I guess.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Interesting question. Americans kill Americans at the rate of 90 a day. How are Muslims doing?

          • Delu

            Don’t have the stats for that unfortunately.

            But in AMERICA at least I’m confident that Muslims don’t kill Muslims as much as Americans kill Americans.

          • Matt Hunter

            ….sigh….muslims killed their son

          • janecita

            Should we hate all Christians, because Timothy McVeigh was a Christian?

          • Matt Hunter

            McVeigh was an atheist…who hated the federal government..just like left wing terrorists like Obama pal Bill Ayers

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            Albert Ayers is a great musician.

          • Panika MCD

            kind of like Trump’s friend Steve Bannon who wants to destroy the federal government?

          • Who had Ayers on their Bingo card?

          • janecita

            I did!

          • Damn it.

          • Panika MCD

            no one has called “BINGO!” yet. you’ve still got a chance.

          • Ccooommeee on Alinksi. COME ON

          • 3FingerPete

            I’ve got Cloward-Piven. I’m fucked.

          • Delu

            I got a huge rock in Australia for some reason….

          • Matt Hunter

            I had McVeigh on mine..

          • Delu

            Anders Behring Brievik on the other hand….

          • janecita

            Typical uninformed wingnut.

          • Matt Hunter

            ..thats not an argument…

          • Panika MCD

            when was there an argument? goodness knows you haven’t had one so far.

          • Matt Hunter

            sigh..perhaps if I were as stupid as you I could help you understand…

          • Panika MCD

            sigh, perhaps if you weren’t stupid at all you would realize I was telling you that we’re just fucking with you because you’re not arguing so much as throwing your poo around…or did you think you had vintage Trump poo in your fist there? hate to disabuse you of the notion that you’re special, but your donation to the Trump Foundation only bought you a handful of horse apples and Eric Trump the Hitler Youth look.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            And the poor thing paid for the full five minutes too.

          • janecita

            Who says that I want to argue with you? To me, you and your ilk are a lost cause, I’m enjoying my popcorn. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6841c8821491bc5f292e55a3d4d96f80d1e1084287888883324f494534c925b9.jpg

          • Delu

            Argue?

            With YOU!!!???

          • Pst. We know you’re scared and your boy is goin down harder than Monika on Bill (both sides do it!)
            You’re not even fooling yourself at this point. Sad.

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            What does one have to do with the other?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            I know, facts are scary things. Go learn something:

            “McVeigh claimed that the bombing was revenge against the government for the sieges at Waco, Texas and Ruby Ridge.[102] McVeigh visited Waco during the standoff. While there, he was interviewed by student reporter Michelle Rauch, a senior journalism major at Southern Methodist University who was writing for the school paper. McVeigh expressed his objections over what was happening there.[89] [103]

            McVeigh frequently quoted and alluded to the white supremacist novel The Turner Diaries; he claimed to appreciate its interest in firearms. Photocopies of pages sixty-one and sixty-two of The Turner Diaries were found in an envelope inside McVeigh’s car. These pages depicted a fictitious mortar attack upon the U.S. Capitol in Washington.[104]

            In a 1,200-word essay[105] dated March 1998, from the federal maximum-security prison at Florence, Colorado, McVeigh claimed that the terrorist bombing was “morally equivalent” to U.S. military actions against Iraq and other foreign countries. The handwritten essay, submitted to and published by the alternative national news magazine Media Bypass, was distributed worldwide by The Associated Press on May 29, 1998. This was written in the midst of the 1998 Iraq disarmament crisis and a few months before Operation Desert Fox.”

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh#Motivations_for_the_bombing

          • Matt Hunter

            white supremacy?…so why did he kill so many white people

          • You…do not read so good, do you

          • Delu

            Like how those dastardly Muslim extremists are so against whites and for Muslim supremacy that they kill so many Muslims.

            Doubt you’d be able to understand but still….

          • Matt Mike Spags can’t read. Like Trump!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            he’s on your side of the ideological spectrum, you tell us.

          • Miles Monroe

            Because, like you, he was mental.

          • Matt Hunter

            he was mental.?..oh..then he is excused of moral responsibility and should have never been executed?

          • Delu

            Like all those “Muslim Terrorists” were and should not be executed either?

          • Matt Hunter

            so why did Obama execute so many of them?

          • lol XD

          • Delu

            Because he never bought your argument silly.

            Terrorists are not “mental” they aren’t insane, they are aware and deliberate.

            Whether they are Timothy McVeigh, Anders Behring Brievik or any other white right terrorist, they are not considered insane.

          • Miles Monroe

            He was just mental, but unlike yourself, not mentally incompetent.

          • Everrett Fanuelli

            Yes and you’re killing critical thinking.

          • Panika MCD

            sigh, people bastardizing a religion for power killed their son…not unlike Branch Davidians.

          • Delu

            Americans have killed American sons too.

            Many times at that.

            They did not hold that against Muslims as a whole just as they did not hold the hate that you Americans directed at them against you.

            As for you guys?

          • Jennifer R

            Most terrorist attacks in America are done by conservative white males. You are the problem.

          • Matt Hunter

            wrong…

            The Gun Violence Epidemic Impacts Black Americans the Most

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/the-gun-violence-epidemic_b_9540258.html

          • Gun violence =/= to terrorism sweetie pie.
            Though it is pretty terrifying how all those criminals never lack a gun. If only there was something we could to to prevent unstable people from getting a weapon, say a registry of sorts, with mandatory insurance and training like we do for other tools…..

          • Delu
          • Hey, that might work!

          • Matt Hunter

            like Canada?..why do black Canadians commit gun violence at higher rates than white Canadians..

            We can’t keep tiptoeing around black-on-black violence

            Street violence is taking a tragic toll on black men and boys in this
            city. Both as victims and as perpetrators, they are caught up all too
            often. If you pick up the paper or turn on the computer after reports of
            a shooting, stabbing or violent robbery, chances are the face staring
            out at you will be black.
            https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/we-cant-keep-tiptoeing-around-black-on-black-violence/article8907404/

          • Delu

            But Canadians commit far less gun violence than AMERICANS.

            That’s regardless of skin color.

            That means that Americans are actually the real savages here, the rest of the civilized world is, well, civilized.

            You REALLY want to talk about how VIOLENT those black guys are huh?

            Well, here’s one fun theory, it’s just a theory though.

            Maybe the reason why blacks are so “violent” is because….of how white America, or indeed, all of America treats them.

            They do get shot more often by cops than anyone else so can you blame them for wanting to do the shooting themselves sometimes?

          • Weird, that does not say higher rates. Just that it is tragic on the communities where specifically street violence happens, particularly the black ones they did the story on!
            Are you trying to be intellectually dishonest or is that just a side benefit of not being able to read?

          • Jennifer R

            Every person who killed a cop this year was white.
            That nutball who murdered 9 people in Charleston was a white conservative male crying for the days of the traitor flag.
            Every abortion clinic that was bombed was done by a conservative white male.
            The Oklahoma building was a white male. It’s an unending list of unimpressive white conservative males feeling threatened by everyone else because their safe space of basically the entire world is being encroached upon.
            Fuck your feelings, grow the hell up, and stop being a disgusting subhuman bigot.

          • Matt Hunter

            Our study found that in 2013, the most recent year for which
            comprehensive national data is available, there were 6,217 black
            homicide victims in the United States. That year, the black homicide victimization rate in the United States was 16.91 per 100,000. That is four times the overall national homicide victimization rate of 4.27 per 100,000, and more than six times the national homicide victimization rate for whites at 2.54 per 100,000.

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/the-gun-violence-epidemic_b_9540258.html

          • Once again, gun violence is not the same as terrorism.
            You keep trying to move those goalposts. We’ll keep you honest for you!

          • Delu

            Yes, America is killing a lot of black guys by your statistics.

            You Americans must really hate blacks so much.

          • Matt Hunter

            ..blacks are killing a lot of black guys according to left leaning Huffington Posts statistics

          • Whites also kill the most white people!
            Because, and get this, people mostly kill the people around them!
            Wild, right?

          • Matt Hunter

            …can you not read..how can you be so purposely obtuse

            That is four times the overall national homicide victimization rate of 4.27 per 100,000, and more than six times the national homicide victimization rate for whites at 2.54 per 100,000.

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/the-gun-violence-epidemic_b_9540258.html

            …imagine forms of cancer…on killing at rates six times higher than the other…how is it helpful to constantly bring up the less threatening for of cancer in a discussion concerning the more more threatening one

          • Delu

            Well yes, so glad you’re speaking up for banning all guns.

            Oh by the way, while the article you cite says that blacks are the most at risk at being shot, it doesn’t say that the ones shooting them are most likely to be black too.

            Your article simply states that blacks are killed the most in America.

            Yup, you Americans sure love blacks.

          • Matt Hunter

            like Britain…why do British blacks commit gun violence at higher rates than British whites

            Violent inner-city crime, the figures, and a question of race
            The official figures, which examine the ethnicity of those accused of
            violent offenses in London, suggest the majority of men held responsible
            by police for gun crimes, robberies and street crimes are black.
            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7856787/Violent-inner-city-crime-the-figures-and-a-question-of-race.html

          • Delu

            And slowly, the goalposts shift once again.

            From Islamic terrorism, to black on black shootings, to black VIOLENCE in general.

            Yeah I do think that race is the focus here from the start.

            And yeah:

            The statistics suggest that Mr Liddle was largely right on some of his claims – notably those on gun crimes, robberies and street crimes.

            The figures suggest, however, that he was probably wrong on his claims about knife crimes and violent sex crimes.

            The figures relate to those “proceeded against”.

            This includes those prosecuted in court, whether convicted or acquitted; those issued with a caution, warning or penalty notice; those the Crown Prosecution Service decided not to charge; and those whose crimes were “taken into consideration” after a further offence.

            Nuance.

          • ooo looky, another link that does not claim what you are claiming it does.
            Black criminals in black neighborhoods! Let us look at Brittain’s overall stats, shall we?
            https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/race-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2014

            Weeeelllll looky here. According to the UK’s own government, it is more likely for a black man to die of homicide than a white man, but it is still whites who commit the most overall number.
            Why is that? Because, and get this, they are the majority!
            Amazing how that works.

          • Matt Hunter

            why doesn’t it work like that here in America

            even thought blacks make up a mere 13 percent of the US population they still commit OVER HALF of all US robberies and homicides
            https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2015/crime-in-the-u.s.-2015/tables/table-43

          • Cherry pickin again, deary. You are using percentages per capita to claim total numbers.

            Here, let me help you, from your own source. Totals at tops
            Arrests: 8,248,709
            Whites: 5,753,212
            Blacks: 2,197,140

            Murder and nonnegligent manslaughter: 8,508
            Whites: 3,908
            Black: 4,347 (pst, that is murder AND manslaughter)

            Rape: 17,370
            Whites: 11,809
            Black: 4,907

            Robberies: 73,023
            Whites: 32,439
            Blacks: 39,052
            Note: The stats separate robbery from theft and stolen property

            Aggravated assault 287,566
            Whites:184,024
            Blacks: 92,237

            Larceny-theft 893,707
            Whites: 621,585
            Blacks: 244,722

            Stolen property; buying, receiving, possessing 68,057 Whites: 44,561
            Blacks: 21,783

            All other offenses (except traffic) 2,455,238
            Whites: 1,683,297
            Blacks: 688,146

            HUH. Sure looks to me like white people do the most crimes! Especially that rape one, wow. Like by a lot. But you are right, black people have a few more than white in just the two categories you decided to cherry pick.
            I still win!

          • Matt Hunter

            Especially that rape one, wow. Like by a lot.?..

            wrong..once you adjust for percentage of population will will find that blacks are nearly three times more likely to commit rape than whites..and about ten times more likely to commit aggravated assault than whites..

          • Aw that is not what you said though. Remember when I said you were not allowed to move goal posts?
            You said “Blacks commit the most crimes!”
            Blacks do not commit the most crimes. You are wrong, I was right- using your own source- therefore, you lose!
            I like this game, let’s play some more ^.^

          • Delu

            Well blacks rape more and whites commit high dollar white collar crimes more.

            Each group has their own specialties and expertise in certain areas of crime I guess.

          • Delu

            Oh wow, that instant pivot when your bullshit was called out. With no acknowledgement too, hehe, don’t think we’d miss it just because you didn’t say it.

            Why can’t it be like that in America?

            Well I dunno, maybe it’s because it’s AMERICA and not Britain and there’s fucked up racism and lots more “2nd amendment options” in America than in Britain maybe?

            Just sayin.

          • You cannot read, it would seem. Since what you are saying is not at all what your link claims. Even a little.
            Or understand that all forms of cancer are threatening. But then there is plenty you do not understand

          • Delu

            And whites are killing a lot of white guys in America too.

            In fact, whites are more likely to kill whites as blacks are more likely to kill blacks.

            In America, killing your own race is popular I guiess.

          • In everywhere. Muslims kill more Muslims. Sudenese kill more Sudenese.
            It is almost as if murderers just lay at whomever is handy you know?

          • Matt Hunter

            And whites are killing a lot of white guys in America too.?..where.?..give me the white equivalents of

            3 killed, 30 wounded in weekend shootings in Detroit
            28 people shot in violent weekend in Detroit
            11 shot, 1 fatally, on deadly night in Detroit
            82 Shot, 14 Fatally, Over 4th of July Weekend in Chicago
            4 killed, 23 wounded in Chicago weekend shootings
            3 Killed, 32 Wounded in Chicago Weekend Shootings
            Baltimore sees 11 shot, 2 fatally, over the weekend
            7 Die In Holiday Weekend Shootings In Baltimore
            29 shot, 9 dead in bloody Memorial Day weekend in Baltimore

          • Delu
          • Matt Hunter

            still waiting on the white equivalents of

            3 killed, 30 wounded in weekend shootings in Detroit
            28 people shot in violent weekend in Detroit
            11 shot, 1 fatally, on deadly night in Detroit
            82 Shot, 14 Fatally, Over 4th of July Weekend in Chicago
            4 killed, 23 wounded in Chicago weekend shootings
            3 Killed, 32 Wounded in Chicago Weekend Shootings
            Baltimore sees 11 shot, 2 fatally, over the weekend
            7 Die In Holiday Weekend Shootings In Baltimore
            29 shot, 9 dead in bloody Memorial Day weekend in Baltimore

          • Answered above, silly knees. Sorry, not all of us have our talking points copied for ready posting ^.^

          • Delu

            Still repeating your posts as if they mean anything.

            Whites kill more whites than they kill blacks.

            Blacks kill more blacks than they do whites.

            Americans kill more Americans than Muslim terrorists kill Americans.

            That. Is. All.

          • pussygrabber in chief

            Didn’t I see you on Family Guy?

            https://youtu.be/3yX_1gJ_51M

          • Easy!
            12/ 58 injured
            9 in Charleston
            13/20 in Columbine
            168 dead in Oklahoma city
            10 at Umpqua
            40 in San Luis Obispo, California
            11 in Jacksonville FL
            23 Kileen Texas
            21 San Diego
            Or, well, here you go!
            http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data/
            Most of these guys, not all of them, were white.

            TA DA! My numbers are more than yours! You lose!

          • Miles Monroe

            All the very best numbers; everybody says so.

          • They are the very best numbers. Not even copied pasted like SOME people

          • Matt Hunter

            My numbers are more than yours! You lose!?

            wrong…

            Our study found that in 2013, the most recent year for which
            comprehensive national data is available, there were 6,217 black homicide victims in the United States. That year, the black homicide victimization rate in the United States was 16.91 per 100,000. That is four times the overall national homicide victimization rate of 4.27 per 100,000, and more than six times the national homicide victimization rate for whites at 2.54 per 100,000.

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/the-gun-violence-epidemic_b_9540258.html

            ..I win…

          • Delu

            In other words, you again post about black homicide VICTIMS.

            In other words, blacks are getting killed more than anyone else in America, and certainly not by Muslim terrorists.

            So yeah, America hates blacks, America is racist, you’ve screamed this out in post after post.

          • Matt Hunter

            America is racist?..so why have more blacks came to America, voluntarily from Africa than were brought here as slaves

            More Africans Enter U.S. Than in Days of Slavery

            http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/21/nyregion/more-africans-enter-us-than-in-days-of-slavery.html

          • rofl
            You’re too cute for words, Spags, but you are still the worst troll ever.
            I feel oblidged to let you know that. Still movin them goal posts.
            Well, could not be because global population is higher now eh? Could not be because the south put an end to getting slaves from elsewhere so they could get richer breeding their own, eh? Can’t be because imperialism has so borked Africa that people are desperate for a better life even if they are treated like 3rd class citizens. Oh no! Can’t be any of those (actually true) reasons why today there are more Africans wanting to live in the US than there were, in the 1700’s, slaves brought in chains.

          • Delu

            Or, as I put it above, could it be that modern transportation makes it much EASIER to travel to America, is more affordable and accessible and is actually, you know, an actual OPTION compared to the forced incarceration of slave ships that more Africans are coming to America in modern times as compared to slavery.

            In the end though, it was only until 2005 when the voluntary African immigrants actually exceeded the number of slaves shipped from Africa. It took them like what, over a century to get over the fear of being enslaved in America?

            Not really a good performance concerning America’s image where racism is concerned, but troll thinks he has us beat, bless their sometimes adorable lack of logic hearts.

          • Delu

            It doesn’t state that the world and country populations today are not what they used to be, and that transport between continents is much easier, may be some of the reasons why ANYONE is coming over more today than in the days of slavery. It’s just that much easier.

            And here you thought that is was SUCH a huge GOTCHA that “more Africans are coming over today than in the days of slavery”. Well first off, there are more African people today than when slavery in America was a thing, and second is that more of them have accessible means of actually, you know, immigrating over to America today than they did in the days of slavery when slave ships were the only “option” and one that was not voluntarily taken too, for most of them.

            Bless your tiny logic devoid heart.

            As for those Africans coming over voluntarily? I’d say pity those who hear the stories and do not believe them, how many have had their wake up call by now I wonder?

            You always think that the grass is greener on the other side, until you reach the other side that it. This is something that some Muslim families in America can identify with too.

          • lol you do not get averages. You just proved me right.
            I still win :*

          • Panika MCD

            clearly, you are unfamiliar with the website for the Bureau of Crime Statistics if you’re going to HuffPo for all your hard info…do I smell a Bernie-or-Buster?

          • Oh hell no. Matt/Mike/Spags is our resident straw man.
            Note the clever way he went from having to talk about terrorism to black on black crime

          • Panika MCD

            this is Spags? BORING.

          • Probably ^.^

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that has nothing to do with what Jennifer said – i.e. terrorist, attacks, and conservative white males.

          • He knows. He is trying to change the goalposts.
            I say we pour some concrete over the footers and then watch and point and laugh

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          and I fucked your mom, what’s your point?

    • Miles Monroe

      CAN WE SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER ???

      • JAKvirginia

        I’m relatively new here. Is Tuesday ‘troll’ day at Wonkette?

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Every day is Troll Day. Lucky us.

        • Blackest Noobs

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDmDpzUAwzY

          wait…is it white boy day? it isn’t? really? i thought for the most it always white boy day.

        • Naw, this one is a particularly persistant dork who comes back in multiple names to spew usually borderline racist crap then whine about how people are mean to him.
          And rinse and repeat.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Which one is this, do you think?

          • Mike/Spags/whatever. Notice the dead pan and the sighing and the constant you’re too stupid.
            It is only a matter of time before it declares victory and flounces off three or four times.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Spags again? Yeah, you’re probably right. It saddens me that several folks here tried to be nice to him, and this continues to be his way of engaging with people.

          • dshwa

            It’s no Turgid Love Muscle Guy, that’s for sure.

          • Miles Monroe

            WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “BORDERLINE” ?!?1
            – MH

        • Yr. Gma

          Troll day is unpredictable, but what is predictable is that every troll will say the same things over and over and over. The answer is to block them.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Sometimes. Sometimes it’s taco night, We try to keep things interesting.

    • Rick Hill
    • janecita
    • bookish
      • Pre-Truth Ron

        I have seen the face of evil. Or at least evil’s dinner.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Shouldn’t that be char-broilled for another 40 minutes and drowned in ketchup?

      • vivian

        Self portrait? Nah, you’re not that rare, Neither are you well done.
        You are a Mrs. Paul’s Fish Dick.

    • janecita
      • Ryan Denniston

        Very 80s. I approve

    • Blackest Noobs

      awwwwwwww he’s new to disquis or just one of his many accounts…awwww another weak rightwinger…..how fucking quaint.

    • Panika MCD

      so dissing gold star families turns you on, does it?

    • Ohhh look at all the lies in that!
      First, was not bigoted, nor America Hating, or even Muslim Brother hood connected.
      So there is that!
      And it was “should sink” not will.
      Also, lol if that is a verbal horse whipping, your boy is weaker than we all believe XD Getting owned by a 60 yr old private citizen like Trump was. Time and time and time again

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Jeff Dunham’s new material just isn’t that funny.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Do me a favor and watch this commercial at midnight

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_SgWpohvOY

    • Stinky_Hole

      Horse-whipping?
      Just killing time until your new self-suck video uploads to xHamster, are you?

    • Relativicus

      I know those words but that sentence makes no sense.

  • Sophia

    LOL! There’s just something about twitter people, excluding Trump.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dadc52b2c2aabc5d3ffaee96985019b9890df687e307d1862ee21b568d347d04.jpg

    • Michael R
    • Ryan Denniston

      When you assume. You make an ass out of you!

      • OutOfOrbit

        I assume you don’t mean me.

        • Ryan Denniston

          I am referring to KaC and assuming everyone on Medicaid is the caricature the right wing portrays. Not that Medicaid is a patchwork quilt called upon to do yeoman’s work whenever some schmuck from Texas needs a couple hundred thousand votes.

    • Yr. Gma

      Those babies in the NICU will need jobs, too.

  • Joe Beese

    Remember when liberals were so certain that Trump was a lying ignorant hatemonger who would ruin America’s standing in the world?

    • Delu

      They still are.

      They are right too. Well at least partly, the rest of the world is still too forgiving towards America. They detest Trump, but don’t hate America and Americans nearly as much.

      Yet.

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        We’re still hoping this is a temporary aberration and that you’re wise up and fix things again.

        • You’re only basing that on the fact that after Republicans are done breaking everything, we elect someone else who cleans up the mess again.

          We’re a predictable lot

        • Nasty Girl Brianna

          It’s not a temporary aberration, I’m afraid. As long as the Republican Party exists, we’re going to have worse and worse Presidents.

        • Delu

          I don’t share the sentiment, I think America should destroy itself under Trump.

          Or else we will have to face new Trumps in future, our children and grandchildren would.

          It’s too high a price for the world to pay.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Can’t agree with you there, mon ami. I know far too many good people there who will suffer. For that matter, I know far too many people world-wide who will suffer too if that very influential country goes down.
            It needs to change, but it’s easier to change something than to rebuild it from scratch, with insufficient resources.

          • Delu

            I know they will suffer, I know it’s unfair for them.

            But the alternative is that their country may elect more Trumps.

            Then EVERYONE in the world will have to suffer that.

            It’s a callous weighing of pros and cons I know, but it’s the way things are.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Funny how we were right about that.

      • Jinx! You owe me a coke now

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Fine. In honor of our visitor, I’ll even buy you one of the fancy Mexican ones.

    • Liberals have a weird track record with being right about things….

      • Panika MCD

        it’s all that elitist book learnin’!

      • Bitter Scribe

        …and never getting anyone to listen to them until it’s too late.

        • Well, yeah. That is part of our charm.
          Take heart: in 40 years, Republicans will be screaming how they were the ones behind single payer. You know, like Civil Rights

    • mailman27

      The other day?

    • This morning? When i was having supper?

  • Left Coast Tom

    For any Californians still debating 4th of July plans…Tioga Pass will open Thursday morning.

    • Yr. Gma

      I didn’t realize it was closed. That is one beautiful drive.

      • Left Coast Tom

        Tioga is typically the last of the Sierra passes to open, but not this year – Ebbetts (CA-4) is still closed due to damage on the east side.

        • Yr. Gma

          I thought the warming weather would have caused an earlier melt. But that’s what someone down here in the south would think, huh? :)

          • Left Coast Tom

            The truly hot weather only really started early last week, and is pretty much becoming normal now.

            Above, about 8K ft., the snowpack is huge. As Miles Monroe mentions Mammoth is planning to be open for skiing into August, Squaw until the 4th, and they were discussing limited operations on weekends after the 4th – not sure of the status. I saw Wilderness Ranger photos from the Desolation Wilderness (near Tahoe) – taken last Monday. As of then, Middle Velma (7,900 ft) was still frozen.

          • Miles Monroe

            Lassen’s saying 89 won’t be open through the park until mid-July; 35 to 40 foot drifts near the summit!

    • Miles Monroe

      Pretty early, considering the snow pack–Mammoth plans to stay open ’til August; the hot weather must have helped them out.

      Watch for falling rocks!

  • Panika MCD

    Callie would not stop jumping into Cute Dog Dad’s arms tonight. I said, “I guess she knows something I don’t.”

    • yay he showed!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Callie’s trying to help out!

      • Panika MCD

        she almost racked him like eleventy times.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          “just softening him up for ya” – Callie.

  • wait! what?

    So, if you’re a matt hunter, does that mean you chew hair off of kitties butts?

    • Wonder if he is related to Mike?
      I bet you he is.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Well played. Very well played!

        • You know it is the same dude over and over and over.

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            Noticed that right off. Only a troll would figure that changing their nym but not their style would fool anyone.

      • Panika MCD

        nah, that would assume a vagina would let him near.

  • II Gosala

    Bill Nelson rocked his town hall. Take aways:

    1. Republican plan, bad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uc26QSIqKCI

    2. Tell your congress critter how it will affect you personally.

    Most of the question answer period was characterized by

    1. Nelson actually answering the question that was asked

    2. With a mastery of detail without getting lost in the weeds

    3. Suggestions about how to reframe the question and answer into a story that might get to the Congress critter you’re going to call, right?

    He went from a 7 to a 9, and I will definitely volunteer for his 2018 campaign.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Way to go! I’ve only ever seen him animated about NASA!

      • To be fair, NASA iz pretty fucking cool

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          NASA, the ESA, 国家航天局, all doing cool stuff for the best reason of all – because the universe is a cool place and they want to see all of it.

    • cmd resistor

      Especially if he has to run against Voldemort.

    • grindstone

      My senator sounds….like an actual legislator. Hey, Rubio, you putz, take notes!

  • stankbait

    Don’t forget to eat your yogurt.
    That gut brain deal is for real!
    Perhaps Trumpito could benefit!
    Fuck Adolf Twittler.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      BURMA SHAVE

  • WomanInThePersistence

    This kind of sums up my feelings on the healthcare thing is and Trump voters.

    https://youtu.be/3_-Bjqs6AxA

    • Ryan Denniston

      Isn’t FNN fake gnus?

      • Joe Beese

        Do Republicans still in fact pretend to be “the party of personal responsibility”?

        I thought even the rubes had seen through that by now.

    • dshwa

      “I never thought the dingos would eat my baby” says man who voted for dingos eating babies party.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I like your take on the Leopards/faces thing.

        • dshwa

          I feel like the Medicaid and Medicare cuts are a bit worse than face eating and merited an upgrade.

      • wait! what?
  • wait! what?

    Scientists are using decade-old snot to combat the flu

    http://theweek.com/speedreads/708703/scientists-are-using-decadeold-snot-combat-flu

    Scientists may have uncovered a way to track the ever-evolving flu virus buried in 10-year-old snot. In an effort to understand how the flu virus rapidly mutates — which leaves scientists constantly scrambling to come up with a new flu vaccine — researchers decided to study four cancer patients’ snot, which had been collected a decade ago and frozen.

    • Michael R

      Let me check my laundry pile .

      • wait! what?

        If it sticks; it’s laundry.
        If it cuts; it’s science.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Avoid the socks. Those get me every time.

    • Three Finger Salute

      What about a seven-decade-old snot?

      • wait! what?

        If it talks; it’s one of Donald’s ancestors…

      • jesterpunk

        The secret service wont let the doctors into the White House to collect it.

        • wait! what?

          That’s only because JFK shot at it, first.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Greta VS sez there is a food fight going on in Washington over health care. Fuck off, ghoul. People are going to be bankrupted and possibly loose their lives over this.

    • Yr. Gma

      She is so superficial. I hate MSNBC for hiring her.

    • Panika MCD

      that doesn’t mean there’s not a food fight.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      She’s had a lot of free time since she finished filming her scenes as Supreme Leader Snoke

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      What would you expect from a Scientologist?

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    God, lame trolls. I’ve actually been quite productive today, so y’all take care of that for now, will ya?
    (Seriously, this dude has been trolling since i checked in 5 hours ago).

  • Joe Beese

    Caribou Barbie smells a fresh payday.

    https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/879826108941774848

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Why do they insist on picking fights with people who buy ink by the barrel and paper by the metric ton?

      • Joe Beese

        She’s certainly not paying her lawyers by the hour. In the meantime, it’s badly needed visibility and playing to her fans.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          She still has fans?

    • oooo goody. I wanna see her explain surveryors marks to the judge

      • jesterpunk

        Your honor “My frozen peaches are being violated because I had to take down my map with cross hairs on congress people.”

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      I saw some righties saying Loughner had been planning a shooting for months. I’m not saying that’s not true (it might be), but it always possible this pushed him over the edge. Anybody heard this argument before?

      • Yep, when it happened, and Sister Sarah hastily pulled down her marked for termination web page and then insisted they were surveyor marks and not bullseyes.

      • Joe Beese
        • uhm. Except….dude was unhinged and had gone to said place and joked with all the rest about terminating those damn Dems with the marks over their heads.
          So….sure!

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          TO WIKIPEDIA!

          According to a former friend, Bryce Tierney, Loughner had expressed a longstanding dislike for Gabrielle Giffords. Tierney recalled that Loughner had often said that women should not hold positions of power.[46][47] He repeatedly derided Giffords as a “fake”. This belief intensified after he attended her August 25, 2007 event when she did not, in his view, sufficiently answer his question: “What is government if words have no meaning?”[20] Loughner kept Giffords’ form letter, which thanked him for attending the 2007 event, in the same box as an envelope which was scrawled with phrases like “die bitch” and “assassination plans have been made”.[48] Zane Gutierrez, a friend, later told the New York Times that Loughner’s anger would also “well up at the sight of President George W. Bush, or in discussing what he considered to be the nefarious designs of government.”[47]

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Loughner was your typical unhinged loon; so, a natural Caribou Barbie fan.

    • I know a joke

      This is – no joke – a deliberate distraction; Fox News has this as story #1, so the rubes don’t think about how they’re giving away their healthcare.

      • Well of course it is

        • I know a joke

          I just checked the Fox News homepage, and it’s the top story (second story is some bullshit drivel about how being Christian is now illegal in Michigan or something).

          There’s no mention of healthcare AT ALL.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            it was buried at the bottom yesterday.

            I was at the gym about two hours ago, I think Fucker Carlson did 10 or 15 minutes on CNN, at least.

    • Crank Tango

      Surveyor’s marks libel!

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Must be 2-for-1 Days at Half Rack Liquor.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Needs the cash? No more credit at the drive through liquor store?

  • BloviateMe
    • wait! what?

      Per a previous thread; the Beatles wrote a song about Tuesday…

      • Michael R

        That was Rolling Stones

        • For a long while I thought they were singing about a burger joint.

        • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

          “Sunday’s on the phone to Monday
          Tuesday’s on the phone to me…”

    • Joe Beese

      A very gay acquaintance once sighed, “What gay agenda? I can barely find my socks in the morning.”

    • Miles Monroe

      NEEDZ MOAR TACOS

    • davidhollenshead

      You forgot the parties…..

  • mailman27

    So, JESUS CHRIST!!1! FUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!! Instead of Jesus Fckng Christ.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      You seem perturbed.

      • mailman27

        Just putting a reasonable proposal forward. All about initials you include yelling in your insides, or I-YI-YI-YI-YI!!!

    • I think one of the main bits of JC is that he didn’t fuck.
      Though there are some who think he was married so probably did.

      • BloviateMe

        I think he was gay, I swear I once heard he got nailed or something.

        • jesterpunk

          He did hang out with 12 men and a prostitute all the time in private.

          • Mary M was not a prostitute.
            In no where in the bibble does it name her as the woman at the well. Labeling her such was a direct smear campaign of the Roman Church against the rising influence of the Magdalenans in what is now southern France.

          • The French…getting it right a lot of the time

          • jesterpunk

            Oh interesting, everything I have ever heard when I do go to church says she was. But the churches around me are all right wing churches (which is part of the reason I dont go).

          • May i recommend: Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal?

          • suziq

            YAY!! One of my most favorite books!

          • Have you also read The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror?

          • suziq

            Pretty sure I have read everything Christopher Moore, unless he has something new out. I like all of them except Fluke, I thought that was stupid. Maybe the mood I was in? Lamb is my favorite for sure though. I have a 10th anniversary edition that looks like a bible and he wrote a new thing talking about how he thought the religious nuts would attack him for writing the book but he got mostly positive feedback. Interesting!

          • I have not invested in the nice edition of that one…but i truly love Pocket the Fool so much

          • suziq

            Oh yes, he is funny. I got the special edition used on Amazon for super cheap. I think the first time I read it it was from the library. Back in the dark ages before kindles, but I decided I wanted a copy of that.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I Love This Book So Much.

          • I love people who love this book. He is one of my favourite authors. His Shakespeare riffs are genius

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I find his books a little hit or miss, ymmv of course. But Lamb is fucking genius.

          • I recommend The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove all the time

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I’ll check it out – thanks!

          • It is ridiculous. And hilarious

          • Me too.

          • There is a lot that is in modern teaching that was not even remotely part of the original idea.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            The entire “Prosperity Gospel”, for just one obvious example.

          • No no, he said blessed are the interest rates

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            There is often a bit of a… gap, between what is said in church and what is written down in that big book they like to have on hand.

          • jesterpunk

            You mean Jesus didnt say the rich people are awesome and fuck those poors they need more bootstraps?

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            IKR? It’s like, hey, are you sure this is the right book?

          • or bread bags

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Thank you. I was just about to say the same thing.

          • Delu

            They must not be fans of the Da Vinci Code Conspiracy that lists Mary Magdelene as Jesus’s secret wife…

          • Well, this was a little bit before Hollywood…or the United States for that matter.
            Before France even. Think they called it Gaul or somesuch

          • At the same time they elevated The Blessed Virgin Mary cult.

          • Actually, they tried to tamp that down initially, but it never took. They tried for centuries to stamp out Mary’s influence. Finally they decided to embrace it but only focus on her subservience.

          • Feast of the Assumption. That Mary was taken bodily into heaven at her death. Unpossible.

          • davidhollenshead

            I suspected Christ of not being sexual at all, like a very small portion of the Human Population, who remained mostly hidden, until the internet.

          • Or got married anyway and never figured out what the big deal was really all about.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
          • Delu

            Or he was just frustrated all the time and saying “Ah Man!!!”

      • Husband Of Mrs God

        I think that prior to some point in the last 1000 years when theology got prudish, it was just understood that JC fucked. My timeline could be off.

    • BloviateMe

      I feel like I say that every time a memo from corporate comes out.

    • Delu

      “Jesus Christ” and “Fuck” are both evocations used under the same circumstances and for the same reasons nowadays more often than not.

      • Husband Of Mrs God

        OMG. JFC.

        • Delu

          It’s no wonder people all think that “Fucking” is Jesus Christ’s middle name these days when actually it is Hubert.

          • Werewolf

            Haploid.

          • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

            I was taught Horatio.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Context would be helpful.

  • Sophia

    Is Trump Administration’s Visa Push a Way to Win Health Care Votes?

    For months, Sens. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, have been pushing the Trump administration to expand the number of foreign guest-worker visas issued to help businesses in their states prepare for their summer peak. The two senators are also considered crucial votes on the health care bill currently floundering in Congress.

    So career staff at the Departments of Labor and Homeland Security took note last week when senior political officials ordered them to immediately draft a rule that would increase the number of H-2B visas, specifically mentioning innkeepers and fisheries in Maine and Alaska, according to three people with knowledge of the discussions.

    https://www.propublica.org/article/is-trump-administration-visa-push-way-to-win-health-care-votes?

    • lol. Look at the Republicans pushing to allow cheap labor during peak time so no one has to pay pesky murrican wages.

    • Ryan Denniston

      But they have vaginas. They bleed out of their wherevers. Need I say more?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Remember when Republicans raise holy hell about all the side deals to get the ACA passed?
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d63141665dd0961561d0fb09340cf915daafb68377ed6cce3ca6a01eca022795.png

      • jesterpunk

        Remember when they complained about foreigners taking all our jerbs?

    • Left Coast Tom

      Interesting. I thought it was the H2Bs that Economically Anxious Rust Belters would be worried about, as H1Bs require college degrees. Can’t those fishing boats and inns employ those Economically Anxious folk?

      • RobKanC

        I thought we hated H1Bs now because they take jobs away from local Engineers.. Did that change?

        • Left Coast Tom

          I thought the Economically Anxious folk were “Working Class”, which is defined as “no 4-year degree”. Actually, I also thought we were supposed to ignore the fact that only the white members of this “working class” exhibited this “anxiety”.

      • jesterpunk

        They could but those economically anxious folks dont want to do those jobs and dont want to pick things in the field because its hard work for little pay.

    • ariel_gee_398

      So if it’s a choice between red meat for the base (immigration control) or red meat for the donors (tax cuts), he picks the donors. Who could have seen this coming?

      • dshwa

        All of us, Katie?

    • dshwa

      Sure, let’s trade taking away healthcare from millions of Americans for giving a few more jobs to foreigners. That’s the greatness I was expecting from Trump.

    • Paperless Tiger

      In California, there has been a five-fold increase in the number of foreign guest workers to do farm work since 2011. It’s really a result of Obama’s economy, where the domestic labor force left for better-paying jobs. There is no immigrant crisis. Trump is an idiot.

  • Panika MCD

    damn. got to charge my phone just when the game of “kick the troll (with votes)” was getting good!

    • jesterpunk

      Troll? Where?

      • dshwa

        Down thread. He’s boring though.

        • Panika MCD

          I don’t know…I think we may have reeled in one of those Bernie voters who then voted for Tsarina Von Clownstick.

    • Left Coast Tom

      It was a boring troll, after getting one kick in I got bored and blocked.

  • I have escaped the evil place of work! Freedom! (‘Til Thursday)

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Picked the lock on your ball and chain?

  • Shanzgood 10 Days

    OPEN THREAD TORTURE

    I love baconzgood.

    That is all. 10 days.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Aaaaawwwwww…..

    • BloviateMe

      Pork is the other white meat I hear tell. So there’s that.

      • Shanzgood 10 Days

        He’s Irish but oddly enough it’s not ALL white meat.

    • You are becoming aggressively adorable

      • Shanzgood 10 Days

        Hee! I love you!

        Wait, is being aggressively adorable bad?

        • No. It’s adorable that taps you repeatedly with a foam bat whilst going “squeee!”

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Hey, baconz told me he wasn’t going to post those videos he took!

          • Hehehehee!

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            You make me snerk.

          • *bows gratuitously*

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Careful there! He likes women who are “healthier” built than I am. I’m just glad my weirdo factor attraction makes up for my skinny-ass self!

            Whee, though!

          • I r not out to stealz baconz! I promise!

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Hee! I know! There is no stealing involved and I’m just kidding about and making fun of his omnisexuality. Because I’m like, dude, you’re either exponentially increasing your chances of getting laid or seriously setting yourself up for chronic disappointment here.

          • Omg! Is Capt. Jack Harkness his rolemodel? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dbf54f72bd257d98707b098ad8e33ef23203ffe019eb50e28febe2fd44166b35.gif

            Also, i had to run to try and stop an alarm at work today. Nearly gave myself a friggen black eye

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Yes, pretty much.

            OMG he has multiple relevant pet names for me already but I haven’t been able to pin any on him yet! Hmmmm….Captain Jack might actually work!

          • Go for it! Barrowman would approve

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Barrowman would squeeze his face off. Mine, too, but I’d be polite and let him go first.

          • Barrowman can squeeze whatever of mine whereever. Apparently all of the rest of the male cast members of Arrow/Flash are super jealous of what Barrowman gets away with doing to/with the female cast members

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            I was just all about the Dr Who/Torchwood stuff. Because, um…

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            And that was supposed to be “squee”

          • La forza del resistino

            but w/o posting, the Academy will not consider you for that Oscar.

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Academy of WHAT?!

          • BloviateMe

            Must be Baconz checking into that, I heard he was heavily probing something, so that must be it.

            ETA: in my head that joke made sense, but now it doesn’t. I’m tired. Sorry.

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            TEN DAYS

          • BloviateMe

            I dunno what that means, but I’m still excited for you.

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Means baconz will be here!

    • janecita

      You guys are so cute:-)

  • Husband Of Mrs God

    Hooray again for Canada. Challenge to US building owners?
    I came in to offer this: https://the-artifice.com/james-bond-novels-sexual-subordination/
    It starts with the point that when James Bond suffers amnesia and his rescuer, a Japanese woman makes him a fisherman, all his hyper sexism vanishes. The author goes into how many Bond traits and behaviors are reactions to British and Agency culture; and much else. I was going to say more, but please let Joe Holland tell it.
    I feel like I must read the Bond books, and a bunch of P.K. Dick, and Handmaid’s Tale, and more and it’s just piling up as I don’t read books.
    Was looking into “sex in James Bond novels” because I remember seeing my Dad read one 50+ years ago. Was it Thunderball? Not sure. The search yielded several good articles about highlights, Flemings letters, etc.

    • RobKanC

      Interesting trivia. Did you know that US had their own version of James Bond who worked for a super secret organization called AXE which was actually funded by the treasure department and that book had more sex than bourbon street on mardi gras.

      • davidhollenshead

        “book had more sex than bourbon street on mardi gras.”
        So the US version of James Bond was gay ???

        • Shanzgood 10 Days

          I would read the hell out of that.

        • RobKanC

          Lol. No. But it had a huge amount of hetero sex.

  • Joe Beese

    Anyone remember these gals?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKDKBl6A22I

  • SayItWithOtters

    So …. I think we can all say with certainty what it was that caught his eye about that particular Irish journalist: http://www.caitrionaperry.com/photos.html

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      She looks like Ivanka, but smarter, classier, better spoken, honest, ethical, and smarter?

      “You said smart twice”
      “Smart is sexxy … I like smart.”

      • SayItWithOtters

        “You look so much like the daughter I’ve been desperate to bang since she was in middle school!”

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          just ewwwww.

        • jesterpunk

          Middle school?

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        She does have the freakishly long neck.

  • Sophia

    Mike Huckabee Owes Band $25,000 After Playing “Eye of the Tiger” at Kim Davis Rally

    Seems he’s learning from Trunp and missed the first installment

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/27/mike-huckabee-owes-band-25000-after-playing-eye-of-the-tiger-at-kim-davis-rally/

    • jesterpunk

      The “party of personal responsibility”.

      • Sophia

        Still waiting on them to try doing that “personal responsibility” thing. Not looking like it will happen in my lifetime.

        • jesterpunk

          Huckabee tried that personal responsibility thing but the FEC told him to go fuck himself.

          “Huckabee petitioned the Federal Elections Commission to start a legal defense fund to pay the remaining amount, but the organization issued a statement saying he’d need to alleviate the debt on his own.”

          And just because I can.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb3G5Qj_Lo8

          • Sophia

            Picture of Grumpy Cat says GOOD

        • La forza del resistino

          Huck’s busy recording robo-calls to grift the 25k from his believers.

        • La forza del resistino

          It’s their personal responsibility to tell you how to lead your life.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      When you’ve spent your life stealing from gullible Christians, stealing from musicians isn’t such a stretch.

    • msanthropesmr

      Eye of the fuckface doesn’thave that ring to it.

    • pussygrabber in chief

      Hey douchenozzle, don’t be a taker. You play, you pay. It’s the free market!

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Who would Jesus stiff?

  • BloviateMe

    Manafort looks like an inbred mobster.

    That is all.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Manafort looks like is an inbred mobster.

      FTFY

      • vivian

        He’s no lobster; he’s a canned clam.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          YOU MONSTER …. oh, wait …

        • WomanInThePersistence

          It’s true then, he’s A MONSTER?!?

  • Jennifer R

    Want to see something cool?
    Someone made the video part of Sandstorm inside of factorio. The music is from not the ingame speakers but that amazing pixelated screen is a huge light matrix.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgfwwqwxdxY

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Wow, so Trump’s lawyer is a straight up grifter, too:
    “To this list of God’s own grifters, as The Guardian reports, add the name of Jay Sekulow, defender of religious liberty, recently hired mouthpiece for President* Donald Trump, and all-around lover of other people’s money.

    Documents obtained by the Guardian show Sekulow that month approved plans to push poor and jobless people to donate money to his Christian nonprofit, which since 2000 has steered more than $60m to Sekulow, his family and their businesses. Telemarketers for the nonprofit, Christian Advocates Serving Evangelism (Case), were instructed in contracts signed by Sekulow to urge people who pleaded poverty or said they were out of work to dig deep for a “sacrificial gift”. “I can certainly understand how that would make it difficult for you to share a gift like that right now,” they told retirees who said they were on fixed incomes and had “no extra money” – before asking if they could spare “even $20 within the next three weeks”. In addition to using tens of millions of dollars in donations to pay Sekulow, his wife, his sons, his brother, his sister-in-law, his niece and nephew and their firms, Case has also been used to provide a series of unusual loans and property deals to the Sekulow family.”

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a55931/jay-sekulow-trump-lawyer/

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Is there one single person associated with this family that ISN’T a skeeze?

      • jesterpunk

        Not Ivanka?

      • vivian

        nope, no and nyet

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Not that I know of.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I’m waiting to find out what Barron’s grift is – shaking down other kids in the schoolyard for their lunch money?

      • ariel_gee_398

        The light-haired son appears to have dogs. Maybe the dogs are cool.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      But wait…there’s more!

      “Case raises tens of millions of dollars a year, much of it in small amounts from Christians who receive direct appeals for money over the telephone or in the mail. The telemarketing contracts obtained by the Guardian show how fundraisers were instructed by Sekulow to deliver bleak warnings about topics including abortion, Sharia law and Barack Obama. “It’s time to let the president know that his vision of America is obscured and represents a dangerous threat to the Judea-Christian [sic] values that have been the cornerstone of our republic,” one script from 2015 said. A 2013 script warned listeners that Obama’s signature healthcare law, the Affordable Care Act, promised to give Planned Parenthood federal funding to open abortion referral clinics “in your child’s or grandchild’s middle school or high school.’
      As we occasionally say, economic anxiety certainly manifests itself in curious ways. Some of them, apparently, managed to keep various Sekulows comfortably in the tall cotton.

      Sekulow’s brother, Gary, the chief operating officer of the nonprofits, has been paid $9.2m in salary and benefits by them since 2000.”

      I’d like to say I am shocked, simply SHOCKED!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        …and more:
        “Gary Sekulow has stated in Internal Revenue Service (IRS) filings that he works 40 hours per week – the equivalent of a full-time job – for each of the nonprofits. Filers are told to specify if any of the hours were spent on work for “related organizations”. He does not. Meanwhile, a company run by Gary’s wife, Kim Sekulow, has received $6.2m since 2000 in fees for media production services and for the lease of a private jet, which it owned jointly with Jay Sekulow’s company Regency Productions. The jet was made available for the use of Jay and Pam Sekulow, according to corporate filings. Jay’s two sons, and Gary’s son and daughter, have also shared at least $1.7m in compensation for work done for the nonprofits since 2000.
        The gospel of Matthew is reckoned to have been written somewhere around 75 AD or so. Sinclair Lewis published Elmer Gantry in 1927. And yet these scams still work. We never listen.”

        • CripesAmighty

          Yup. And there seems to be no earthly deterrent to this rancid behavior. What Charlie doesn’t mention, is that even after an extended stay in the Federal Can, Jim Bakker is right back to plucking the patsies with the same old shtick.

    • DainBramage

      Sociopaths ‘R’ Us.
      — Trump and his associates

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Important to remember that most of the Republican senators who oppose the current health care bill do so because not ENOUGH people will die or have their lives ruined.

    • The other big deal is that tens of thousands of people will be out of jobs in the medical field and related services/products.

      • dshwa

        Particularly in rural areas. Remind me who’s voters live there?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        They can be retrained for work in the coal mines.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    The Trump brand will be worthless by the time Donnie leaves office, if it isn’t worthless already.

    • dshwa

      If Muller ruins the money laundering arm, it will be.

  • SSSHHHHHHH

    Don’t tell anyone, but I may have hidden silly Easter Eggs in this mornings agenda. If I did, it might happen again! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b69bb6e3c932b7cf45ab84eb13f236be09a4b1d977888a36bf62b32b14d70aad.gif

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Go on…we’re listening.

    • wait! what?

      I don’t care what anyone says; old man Jenkins was kinda cute.

    • So, i’m not just missing easter eggs when i watch movies anymore?

      • wait! what?

        It’s the Christmas Easter eggs you really have to worry about; that’s where Jesus came from…

    • II Gosala

      Afikoman, or GTFO

    • msanthropesmr

      I don’t want to hear Rick Astley.

    • La forza del resistino

      didn’t see them, but as Woodward and Bernstein’s Deep Throat said, follow the bunny.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Dominic – have you been waiting ALL day for one us to find it?

  • jesterpunk

    This is going to annoy some people but I think it will make Star Trek more interesting by making the main characters more human.

    https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/06/new-star-trek-series-will-abandon-gene-roddenberrys-cardinal-rule/

    • BJW

      I read some comments. And people are already judging it. However, I’ll watch it, at least if it goes to Netflix or Hulu, as I’m not paying extra. I’ve been watching ST for over 50 years and I don’t have problems with changes…if the series is good.

      • jesterpunk

        People will complain about anything even when they get exactly what they claim to want. But season long storylines and conflicts between characters that take a while to resolve sound like it will really improve the show if they do it right.

    • Swampgas_Man

      One of my gripes about the series was that Every Federation Guy was. Always. RIGHT. Even when they weren’t. This would be a blessed relief.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    “The Trump name is expected to be removed from the buildings as early as August 1.”

    They should totally throw a block party. It should take place on the street facing the sign. People should start gathering about an hour before the workers arrive and start celebrating as they go about removing the sign. When the last letter is taken off they should all cheer, very loudly, and make a toast to the newly liberated building. Of course all this should be streamed live on the Facespace and the Twitters and Perisocopes and the Chatsnap and whatnot.

    • La forza del resistino
      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Whatever pisses him off.

    • Jim Johnson

      In these dark days it is good to have dreams of a better future.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        My dream is that this will trigger a wave of divestment events for the Trump brand around the world. That would be a better future.

        • Jim Johnson

          I hope that it will come to be seen more as a stain than a brand.

  • Apple Scruff

    Just saw this on Rachel. Would have been better with men serenading Lindsey, tho.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgRWU6u4xU4

    • DainBramage

      Maybe the two bachelor senators from SC will marry each other.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        I think Miss Lindsay would be down

  • BloviateMe
    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Great now if Weon manages to kill himself, Mike will go to prison for manslaughter.

      • Juan de Fuca

        I personally think Mike needs more likes for his comment but that’s just me.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • jesterpunk

      Shit for brains suggested that today, good that someone put those 2 stories together.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        IKR? Sometimes CNN.com will troll somebody like that with two stories above each other.

        Trump says climate change isn’t real…
        …Everyone else says it is.

    • Angry Red Bird DGAF

      The good news is that no billionaires will pay for the stipend with taxes.

    • Left Coast Tom

      Actually…$2.5K/month would not pay for rent where I live.

      I propose an underground Congressional Dormitory underneath the Capitol.

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        With a door that only opens from the outside.

        • FlownΩver

          And pretty far underneath. Don’t forget we’re talking CHUD here.

    • jaspersdad

      What’s the context?

      • Left Coast Tom

        Jason Chaffetz is now saying he’s leaving Congress because being in DC is too expensive.

        • BloviateMe

          Who the fuck is going to pay for the chronic eye twitch that just gave me.

        • TJ Barke

          But average Americans can FO&D, because compassionate conservatism…

        • WomanInThePersistence

          First his ankle, now this? He’s desperate for an excuse to get out isn’t he? I wonder what lobbying jobs he is looking at.

          • Jennifer R

            I think he is running because he got close enough to know something he didn’t want to and thinks distancing himself geographically will distance himself from culpability.

        • Wild Cat

          ManOManOChaffetz! What a cheap grifter.

      • jesterpunk

        Chaffetz said Congress critters don’t make enough and have to sleep in their offices and they need a housing stipend too.

        • davidhollenshead

          That is partially true, as junior Representatives often live out of their office, while they deal with paying a mortgage back home, and yet can’t afford to buy anything larger than a sick yacht, until those kickbacks start coming in…..

        • Swampgas_Man

          Perhaps he should get a second job.

        • Jennifer R

          He can do what I did when times were real bad and suck dick.

          • SNORK

          • Jennifer R

            It pays well, if you know how to market yourself at all.

          • In my head I was thinking let them eat cake, but substituted let them suck dick XD

          • Jennifer R

            I was offering actual advice. 200 bucks an hour and 90% of that can be back rubs and kissing if your audience is mostly 50 years old or so.

            Other route, go dedicated full time for one person who will trade rent and food for sex. Did that too, would honestly say it was one of the best situations I have been in my life.

          • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

            I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

          • Jennifer R

            The best part is that if you are safe about it you can avoid a lot of the dangers of street workers by arranging stuff online. Lets you skip the pimp too. The live in situation was fantastic really. She wanted action five or six times a day and I did chores around the house as a time fill otherwise. Really only had to worry about leaving the house to do errands and rarely would have to do them alone

          • 5 or 6 times a day?????
            I have been doing it all wrong, clearly

          • Jennifer R

            She had quite the libido, and her wife did not. Oral when she woke up, oral or more before she left for work in the morning, sometimes a nooner, post work, post dinner, before bed. Sometimes random play time as well. That woman has the sex drive of a large college.

          • So like….traditional marriage?

          • Jennifer R

            Kind of, but with six different people a week one of which just wants to take you out in public to throw off suspicions of homosexuality.

    • Bozilingus

      Let the Congresscritters move into the tRump Post Office Hotel. They can stiff him on the minibar items they use.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        I was in a D.C. hotel when I was visiting for work over 10 years ago, I think a king size snickers bar was $8.

        • Bozilingus

          Would a tRump minibar have anything that would taste as good as a Snickers bar?
          Donnie Two Scoops – “Obama, Obama, Obama!”
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UO2A2p-19A

        • FlownΩver

          In the Era of Trump snickers are free. Guffaws too.

    • h4rr4r

      Honestly, it’s a good idea.

      A poor person should be able to hold office. Right now essentially only the rich may hold federal office in the USA.

      Ideally holding federal office would mean you may never work again and all of your investments must be managed by someone else. That would kill off a lot of quid pro quo that goes on with congress critters getting jobs for passing favorable regulations.

      • jesterpunk

        They make $174000 per year, a majority of Americans make much less then that and they get better benefits then they want others to have.

        • h4rr4r

          The majority of Americans are not making the laws that run our country. The majority Americans are not living in some of the most expensive areas in our nation.

          • jesterpunk

            They tell the majority of americans to move some place cheaper. They could rent a place for the few months they are in DC somewhere a little outside of the city and commute.

          • h4rr4r

            Thus costing us all even more for their security details.

            Worse yet, they may find cheap rent in exchange for political influence.

          • FlownΩver

            Screw the secur5ity details. Are there no assault rifles? Are there no expanded magazines?

          • Left Coast Tom

            I think part of the issue is that not enough parts of the US have successfully adapted to the New Economy. This leaves the areas that have done so significantly more expensive than those which haven’t, and the delta has been growing.

          • jesterpunk

            He can take his own advice and not buy so many iphones. Sorry I have no sympathy for Jason Chaffetz.

            http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/jason-chaffetz-new-gop-health-care-plan-235762

          • Left Coast Tom

            Oh, I don’t either, if you see my not-allowed comment below, I proposed putting him up in an underground dorm.

            But if we’re discussing costs in general terms, it’s a bit different.

          • jesterpunk

            They can find a hotel for $79 a night 18 minutes from DC in Arlington VA. They should be able to afford that on their salary.

            https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g30242-Arlington_Virginia-Hotels.html

          • Left Coast Tom

            That’s because you picked Sunday night!

            Now change the search for July 10 to July 14, and rock bottom price is $104, more typical prices are in the 200-250 range, per night.

          • *squint* are Congress critters even in DC during those 4 days?

          • Left Coast Tom

            Well, it’s Monday through Friday, and Yertle the Turtle promises that’s when they plan to get rid of health care. They’re probably not there much of Friday, but my search had a Friday departure.

          • Jennifer R

            I scraped by in the bay with two roommates at a combined income of 30K a year. Maybe if they took transit and didn’t live in mcmansions and use private schools and buy new iphones and fancy clothes all the time they could “afford to live in DC”. Like so many people who make a tenth what they do actually and really do.

            Also these lazy fuckers actually show up like 180 days a year at most.

          • h4rr4r

            Crabs in a bucket.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        because only the rich can afford to RUN for office.

        This gives the rich even moar, paid for by taxpayers.

      • Left Coast Tom

        I don’t believe this is a solution to that issue, though. But, yeah, if someone hires me and tells me I have to spend part of my time elsewhere, I would want a per-diem.

      • Don’t they have a salary?
        How about a hotel where we put them up while in service. Room and board.
        Voila!

        • Left Coast Tom

          That would likely be more expensive than the proposed per-diem…

          • Bozilingus

            Motel 6. $100 a night, and only for when they are in DC.
            Plus they will leave the light on.

          • Left Coast Tom

            I worked for a defense contractor when I started out. The DoD has rules to limit food and hotel rates for contractors, but even then (late 1980s/early 1990s) these had regional variations. DC…well over $100, even then. The hotel alone would be over that.

          • Bozilingus

            What if the Great Negotiator, the Know-Nothing Bozo, our very own Donnie-boy, took charge and demanded these rates?

          • Left Coast Tom

            I’m pretty sure The Great Negotiator would insist upon putting them up in the Trump[tm] Hotel DC at many hundreds of dollars more per night.

        • h4rr4r

          You think you can get a hotel room for a month in DC for $2500?

          Low wages only encourages influence peddling.

          • Well first, they do not have low wages.
            They actually make quite a bit; and could make it cheaper room mating and all like they tell everyone else they should do.
            But aside from that, I am talking about a government hotel specifically for congress critters. Like a dorm. They could even have suite mates!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i would imagine any housing would be tax deductible for them too, no?

          • Natch. And besides which, there are cheaper places right in DC. They want to live in the nice sections, not those dirty poorz ones.
            Betcha you could buy a whole house and share it with several other critters. Like a frat house.

            Not that I am against a stipend mind: I do not think it a bad idea. Just think there are better ways to house our civil servants AND make sure they’re not padding themselves with 2 or 3k a month more

          • Amy!

            They should just expropriate the hotel that was recently built from the old post office building. You know the one. Seize it for the use of the government (it’s only leased, anyway).

            I’m sure that there’s no chance this would be vetoed.

            (the more I think about this, the more charming I find the idea to be … not because it would actually work, but it would get so many of those congress critters so wound up that it would be nightly entertainment for years)

          • h4rr4r

            And where would this hotel be?
            What would the land cost to buy? What would be the upkeep costs.

            To me this would end up being more expensive, and more palatial than even $2500 a month in Iowa.

        • Sophia

          Don’t suggest that to Trump. He has just the place

    • La forza del resistino

      David Koch said I thought we’d keep this quiet.

    • CripesAmighty

      They can sleep in the Greenbiar bomb shelter dormitory we already built for ’em. It’s paid for.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      To be honest I don’t hate this as much as I thought I would. Credit Chaffetz for suggesting this as he leaves office. I don’t mind these guys having a home in DC and in the state/district they serve, and though their salary is pretty good it would be a lot to ask for them to maintain a home in DC. I don’t know if they get to expense hotels or not, but with a home in DC they might be able to get more work done.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i would have to look at how many actual days they are in d.c. They don’t need homes, that’s for damn sure.

        I’m sorry, but remember that whole, “We have tighten our belts” and “fiscal responsibility” and all that shit?
        Also, HALF of americans live paycheck to paycheck. Their job isn’t to get them rich, it’s to represent us, which is a damn privilege.

        Sorry, but no.

        • I think a dorm would solve the problem neatly, efficiently, and with as little chance at corruption as possible.
          They get a room, hell seniors can have the nice suites if they want. They do not get a McMansion in a private neighborhood to live it up.

          • Royal Ugly Dude

            A dorm with a shared bathroom is ideal. There will be more constructive discussion and compromise if a bunch of congressmen have to stand in line in their Y-fronts waiting for their turn to use the shower.

        • P’jama Pahnts

          Good points. I’m not a fan of austerity though. They shouldn’t be sleeping in their offices. Maybe not a home, but Abby’s idea of a dorm, if it’s nice, might be a good idea. They should be comfortable at home and in DC, imho.

          • I am Normal, also.

          • P’jama Pahnts

            k. I feel like “normal” people don’t say that very often though

          • I am Abby Normal, however.
            So I therefore may

          • P’jama Pahnts

            (yes ma’am)

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I’m so pleased you’ve stuck with this name. It suits you, and I say that with love.

          • Amy!

            I particularly enjoy it when people call her “Abby.” Immediate flashback to Young Frankenstein. Every. Time. :-)

  • WomanInThePersistence

    While the suspension of this hideous, murderous bill is a good thing, I’m sure you’re all aware that this horrific shitshow of a bill is only mostly dead. If that.

    https://youtu.be/KSzo8OAcfI4

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i wouldn’t believe till the vote’s been taken.

      • Joke’s on you! They won’t hold a vote until they are sure they got the numbers

        • correct. so those of us in the ACA field (and many others) get to spend the month of july worrying about our jobs, healthcare and future.

          this shit is seriously fucked up.

    • Three Finger Salute
  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    If anyone needs a good cry, this should do it:
    http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/06/twitter-threads-about-obamacare.html

    It’s a Twitter thread about how Obamacare helped families avoid bankruptcy when they had children with terminal cancer. If you don’t want a good punch in the feels, don’t read it. I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!

    • not_vh

      i really don’t know how people don’t get this. as riley’s dad says:

      13/ But here’s the thing: there are no “healthy” and “sick” people. Healthy people can turn into sick people really fucking suddenly.

      there is no “us and them” no responsible taxpayers and irresponsible moochers, we are them and they are us.

      • The right base knows this.
        They are listening to some real off brand advice that is telling them when they are sick, they can buy insurance.
        No. Really. They really think they will be able to do that.
        And it will be too late for them to learn that they are wrong.

    • TJ Barke

      Worth the risk.

      • Indeed. I also never use Robin Hood flour or products

        • I never knew that was a thing. Does it rob from the eggs to give to the butter?

          • not_vh

            rofl!!! hahahaha

          • Canadian flour brand? I dunno. Here it’s Robin Hood, store brand, or Five Roses, and Five Roses is the only one that works right for the pastry recipe my family uses

          • We have the dough boy, and blue ribbon and something, and another thing, and the cheap store bought I buy because cheap.
            I don’t bake oft however XD

          • My mom and i buy four 11kg bags EACH when we find it on sale and store it in her freezer

          • You are supposed to regridge flour?
            I keep mine in my cupboard and maybe buy it…4 times a year tops? Lil bags, 4 or 5lbs

          • That heap we buy lasts about a year, depending on how many pies we make in the fall. It stays fresher if frozen and doesn’t get bugs

          • Amy!

            Whole grain flours (or any that have the germ added back in) need to be kept in the freezer, or it goes off (you can smell it; rancid and nasty, and the taste is worse). You can protect against bugs by sealing well, but spoilage needs sealing and cold to prevent.

          • oooo. Probably my problem. I get the cheap white shit.
            But again, I do not bake. Mostly use it for meats, or making pizza dough less sticky

          • Amy!

            Refined white flour is more durable; it’ll keep okay (especially in small quantities) as long as it’s sealed up to keep the insect world at bay.

          • Good. Cause I hate needing to buy things I do not use often. Not only the waste, but I am seriously cheap

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I buy it from the bulk aisle. Because I use it so rarely. Theres only so much roux a single woman needs to make.Baking is not one of my gifts.

  • Pre-Truth Ron

    And so I come to the end of another quiet day. Took the housemate for her new glasses, attached planking to one of my model buildings, scrubbed out the pond liner and sprayed more rubber on it, went for mail and meds and drinks, helped out Hindu neighbours get their old Honda going (again) and cleaned all the gutters. ALL the gutters.
    I’d consider taking tomorrow off, but I need to design a couple of rockets, pick up my sewing machine and look at a table saw.
    Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song!
    Bonne nuit, tout le monde!

    • janecita

      Buenas noches. Ojalá sueñes con los angelitos:-)

      • Pre-Truth Ron

        Gracias!

    • vivian

      HinduHonda FTW!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Boa noite :)

  • Jennifer R
    • It is cynical of me, but my first thought was not wow, surprising, good. My first thought was “and they will likely get off”

      • Jennifer R

        They likely will.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Perverse though it is, there are more legal justifications for a cop that shoots a black teenager than there are for a cop that lies about shooting a black teenager.

        • Amy!

          “I was in fear for my life, so I had to write a report falsifying the entire encounter!”

          Yeah, okay, I can see that the most atrocious defenses don’t really fly for defending your coverup.

  • Three Finger Salute

    Now that they’re going to get rid of the Trump sign, can they put this one up instead?

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/wyT0MGn.png[/img]

  • Edith Prickly

    And now a PSA for the food industry:

    STOP MAKING SWEET POTATOES INTO SNACK FOOD.

    Back to your wonking…

    • Blackest Noobs

      but i sure love this one burger joint’s sweet potatoes fries…no adding cinnamon…just salt and pepper and fried….and goes well with one of their burgers too.

  • Relativicus

    It remains to be seen if anything violates the Emoluments Clause.

    • Oh, it all does. But they will claim it does not

    • jesterpunk

      Wait for another Democrat to be president, they will find something. Especially if they have a peanut farm.

  • jesterpunk
  • Jennifer R

    Got enough sun that I feel itchy. Gotta stop just going out for long walks without sunscreen just cause I feel like it.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Coconut oil. Put some on right after you get out of the shower, or bath, or prison hose down,,,whatever is your case may be. It works awesome! If Karen Silkwood had only known…

      • Jennifer R

        I happen to have a huge tub of questionable quality coconut oil actually. I know I used it to oil the ferret after his fur fell out, to keep his skin soft and supple and not itchy.

        • Bozilingus

          I wonder if tRump “oils the ferret” when he is with Malaria.

        • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

          “Oil the Ferret” is my new band name.

          • Jennifer R

            Lubed Mustelid would be an amazing metal band.

        • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

          “oil the ferret”? Is that a euphemism?

          • Jennifer R

            We had a ferret that went bald, but otherwise didn’t seem to be suffering. So we just kept his skin treated and he was more than happy to ferret around for another two years of dooking, swimming, and pooping in corners.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Sunscreen and big floppy hats are your friends. Really.

      • Jennifer R

        I was going to buy sunscreen a few weeks ago, but holy shit it’s expensive.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          I get the cheap stuff from the grocery store. And it’s well worth it. Honest.

          • Jennifer R

            That was still 20 bucks here. Unless they had super extra cheap stuff hidden somewhere.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Good grief! It’s about 6-7 dollars here. In your case, just cover up. And my stars and whiskers, $20?!?

          • Jennifer R

            The smaller ones were like 12? But I rarely get the little bottle of something if the bigger one is a decent advantage and I can afford the additional outlay. But 12 still feels like a lot versus not going outside as much.

  • CripesAmighty

    Pretty slick racket Donald’s on to. Maybe he can get Cunard to pay him 6 million not to name their next liner ‘Titanic’.

  • Sophia

    One of those pressing questions you’ve always wanted an answer to. What If You Burn 10 000 Sparklers!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZbkzNuCyok

    • not_vh

      he kept safe by trying it out in a field of dry grass.

      • Sophia

        Yea, I was wondering if 2 old fire extinguishers were going to be enough

    • m3bosha

      So… that was. Odd.

      • Sophia

        That’s what happens when you have too much time on your hands.

    • marxalot

      Ah, Eastern Europe. I love those weirdos.

    • I know a joke

      The cat really adds to this video

      • Sophia

        I was watching cat videos and this one popped up.

      • P’jama Pahnts

        Hopefully no engineers were harmed in the making of this video

    • alpacapunchbowl

      This is amazing, I need to find more videos from this cat and its humans!

  • Three Finger Salute

    And people ask why there’s no Straight Pride Month. Maybe because straight people don’t have to worry about being threatened over “anti-straight” organizations (which don’t exist) being tagged as hate groups:

    Charity database stops linking anti-LGBTQ Christian nonprofits to SPLC hate list after staffers were threatened

    …thus proving the SPLC right.

    • Huh. Threats to people. A good way to prove you are not a hate group

      • shivaskeeper

        Nope. Not a hate group. Terrorists.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Nearly perfect-circle Venn diagram there, no?

          • shivaskeeper

            Overlap for sure. But they didn’t like being a hate group, so now they want to be terrorists.

            It’s unfortunate the SLPC won;t label them as the terrorists they are for threatening staffers to get them to change the designation.

  • Jennifer R

    Here is a golden oldie. Who even remembers Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This? Microwaving a microwave, and microwaving a can of spray paint are two that stick out in my head as all time classic youtube videos.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudhnqlPpok

  • Blackest Noobs

    you know let’s play devil’s advocate….let’s say there has been “fake” news stories about Trump….yeah…it’s just the way he reacts..it doesn’t seem like the way an innocent person acts, he acts like a guilty person…always going for the distraction.

    unfortunately that shit might have worked for him in the 1980’s , hell, even the 90’s..but not so much anymore in the 21st century. it’s like we’re witnessing a really badly conceived and executed magic trick from the Stone Age…only the rubes don’t see through it…and the rightwing “intellectual” types buying into it are just accepting it hoping it will pass but they’ll take the tax cut…you betcha.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Trump still doesn’t know what’s in the Senate bill. I guess if they didn’t explain it on Fox News, what hope would he have?
    https://twitter.com/pbump/status/879888384428318721

    • Blackest Noobs

      you can only pretend you know what you’re doing before they figure out all you know is pretending.

    • Hey, GOPer….opponents will only call it a massive tax break for the wealthy because it IS a massive tax break for the wealthy

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Maybe they can spell a few things out with his Frosted Alpha-bits cereal after he’s done rage-tweeting in the morning.

    • shivaskeeper

      Well, he’s new to politics. How is he supposed to know a Bill can do more than one thing at a time? FFS people, give him time to learn these things!!111!111one111

  • I know a joke

    Bernie Bro stalker news: I am a white person pretending to be a black racist because I am apparently a Jew. QED!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d6dd169801025ef2953b45caf142136511e495d78220ec06645b6daf363c5a31.png

    • Shanzgood 10 Days

      Wot, no. I can’t.

      • I know a joke

        It is very nuts but really I just love the phrase “Fig 1. – White people”

      • GreenGoldSharpie

        I am… confused.

        • Shanzgood 10 Days

          Same.

    • Dude never heard of Sammy Davis Jr?

      • I know a joke

        That was going to be Fig. 2 but I rapidly lost interest

      • Shanzgood 10 Days

        Can you see Sammy ever instigating a riot of any sort?

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Tomato brain? What can that possibly mean?

      • I know a joke

        He is not a well fellow.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Obviously. Because what possible thing can make somebody think calling another person a tomato brain is rhetorical genius?

      • Zombishroom

        Tasty.

    • Zombishroom

      It’s your name. Jews always know jokes.

    • shivaskeeper

      I… What?

      • HE CAN REASON THINGS OUT.
        Helpy is a racist black but white Jew from Asia. Or something

        • shivaskeeper

          Again: I… What?

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      there are Jewbans (shush, it’s what they call themselves) and cubans are many different shades. I’ve said before, a spanish language TV news anchor told me about meeting Carlos Eisensteins in Mexico City.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      can anybody read that hebrew?

      I”m curious.

  • JoeChristmas

    What, they couldn’t get Russian gangsters to buy units in the place?

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    OK wonks I am off to sleeeeeep. Keep the faith, be good, and take care.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Good night.

  • Three Finger Salute

    Al Franken exhorts Democrats to connect with the everyday voters, “stop riding in limousines”

    http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/al-franken-chides-democratic-party-we-gotta-stop-riding-limousines

    Ironically, this was a similar argument he made about the NBC president — that led to him and Lorne Michaels getting fired from SNL. Maybe he’s got a few words for Andy Lack too?

    • Republicans get to ride in limos and they are “of the people!!!!!”
      So weird Democrats are just not allowed to be successful, or to show the same.

      • Zombishroom

        We talk funny. Like people with vocabularies. They don’t wanna ride in the limo with the fancy talkers. They wanna ride in the Limo of Ignorance. BTW I call that as a band name.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Franken is clearly a smart man. But he’s also a pragmatic one who’s resigned to the current conditions of the culture, and is trying to win elections for his party to stop the worst and clearly deadliest legislation that the Republicans are putting forth. That won’t happen as long as the Democrats are viewed as out-of-touch “elites” associated with Hollywood, Silicon Valley, and most importantly, academia. Limousines are only part of that image. Dictionaries are another. As Zombishroom said below, liberals have “too big” of a vocabulary due to their fondness for education, and it alienates the simple folk. Some of them even speak multiple languages — and that, too, is considered a form of “treason” that you’re supposed to hide.

        I remember when Trudeau visited in February and addressed the country in French. Trump actually fuddle-duddled with his earpiece because he thought something was wrong with it. Liberals were in awe not only of Trudeau’s… well, Trudeau-ness, but the fact that he is bilingual since childhood and obviously very intelligent, undoubtedly in part due to all the cognitive benefits that science has demonstrated about multilingualism. Besides the inevitable “ooh la la” comments, people on social media who were already fond of Trudeau started talking about French literature and the arts and all the nice things that come from French culture, etc. etc.

        But Republicans (and some of Canada’s increasingly GOP-ish Tories) were livid with him, calling him a snob and a show-off who was disrespectful to the president in what is very clearly a monolingual (in fact barely literate) country. Trump-loving commenters online were even denigrating the French language itself as “gay,” on top of their already virulent homophobic hatred targeting the harmlessly colorful (and unapologetically feminist and LGBT-rights supporting) Canadian. So basically, just like “educated” elite Democrats in the U.S., Justin was expected to dumb down not only his extended English vocabulary, but to hide his French side altogether, lest it make him look like an “elite.”

        Now, I don’t think he even knows how to do this, and probably wouldn’t want to anyway, because he’d see it as painfully condescending. He’s speaking to the audience as equals, rather than like children. That’s how he, well, taught school for about 15 years — a profession itself that already renders him despised in a country that stares daggers back at “teacher’s dirty looks.”

        Franken sees it differently, though, because he’s from here — and because as a comedian and actor who’s only been involved with media Stateside, he knows what the audience responds to and what they don’t. America is the toughest crowd he’s ever faced — and now they really are armed with a lot more than just tomatoes. He knows that a wide swath of Americans are not only economically struggling but have a bloodthirsty disdain for the arts (Hollywood), the sciences (Silicon Valley, for better or worse) and especially education (anything in school besides football and lunch).

        Unfortunately, because after 30 years of Reaganology the average American either doesn’t read at all or can’t comprehend anything much higher than a grade 4 level, Franken realizes that some concessions are going to have to be made if Democrats are going to win elections. We’re fighting on enemy turf no matter what. We’re going to have to distance ourselves from the glitterati and the literati, and swap limos and Priuses for John Deeres and Ford F150s. We’re going to have to, ironically… play a challenging role.

    • bookish

      I’ll put that on my list, Al.

  • Kgprophet

    I am in awe of the sheer brilliance of The Don. Recently because of lawsuits and bad dealings, the Trump brand name no longer was selling. So Trump decides to become the most venomous living being on Earth. Now those who rely on the Trump name to make them money are being forced to pay to NOT be associated with name. The guy is making extra cash on the back end as well as the front end. Brilliant.

    • Three Finger Salute

      D-grade chess.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    How weird is it that I’m down to coming out to friendly neighbors whose dogs I watch on occasion for money? *lol*

    Pretty funny, actually.

    • Zombishroom

      Good job GGS!

    • Jennifer R

      Confidence is a wonderful drug.

    • shivaskeeper

      Very good.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      This is good. And I suspect the neighbors are a) positive about this, and b) not terribly surprised.

  • Maria Sewell

    This deal was also Russia-connected.

  • Bill D. Burger

     Lady Blah-blah ain’t a havin’ that fake news a slanderin’ her good…err…fair….uhh…oh her fucking name, dontcha’ know.
     Just cause’ she had Gabby Giffords and other enemies of the state in on line crosshairs jist’ don’t mean they wuz’ targets. Ya, ya…you betcha.

    6/27/2017

    [ Sarah Palin Sues New York Times Over Editorial Linking Her to Violence
    BY ALEX JOHNSON

    Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, sued The New York Times on Tuesday alleging that the newspaper defamed her in an editorial that appeared to link her to political violence after the shooting of House Republican Whip Steve Scalise earlier this month.
    The Times said it would “vigorously” fight the action.
    Citing the 2011 shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, D-Arizona, in Tucson, the editorial said: “Before the shooting, Sarah Palin’s political action committee circulated a map of targeted electoral districts that put Ms. Giffords and 19 other Democrats under stylized cross hairs.”
    Palin strongly objected to the editorial in a Facebook post, calling it “sickening” and characterizing it as an attempt “to destroy innocent people with lies and more fake news.”]
    She probably hopes for a settlement. Her grifting of late hasn’t been paying off, I suppose.
    Toughen up you snowflake bitch. Whatta’ wussy.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/227fac14f192bb4369a7aae04b7cd18755fa7104bbac6b3b8f488b92862fe1b7.gif

    • Squirrel!

      • Bill D. Burger

        Please look at MEEEE!

        • Jennifer R

          Funny thing, if you want attention it is super easy to get. She can’t even really make a spectacle of herself any more.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            remember when republicans were against frivilous lawsuits?

      • shivaskeeper

        Not so much squirrel. She has never been about anything other than herself and her own personal enrichment. The timing, while a bit suspect, strikes me as more taking advantage of “fake news” being the news and less of an organized by the GOPers thing.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I guess shes jealous of all the grifting the Trump family is doing.

      • Yr. Gma

        That’s it. Nobody notices her anymore and she’s probably low on funds.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I thought we weren’t supposed to get offended by anything anymore.

    • suziq

      She is a lot of things. Innocent is not one of them.

  • WIDTAP

    Latest is that Trump has fake Time covers framed on the walls of SEVERAL of his clubs, including Mar-a-Lago. Sports Illustrated twitter account has posted graphic to invite people to post their favorite? President pics on their cover in response. Replies are fantastic.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      It’s hard to imagine anyone being this impossibly fucking shallow and insecure. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United Sates….

      • vivian

        This is what everyone of sense in NYC already knows: this guy (DJT) is like shitty veneer from the 70’s. Breath on it and it scratches and boy does it look ugly. No substance to him whatsoever.

  • Sophia

    Best response goes to: It was pushed. It was shoved. Nevertheless, it persisted.. obeying the laws of gravity.

    https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/879346461267427328

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Bill D. Burger
      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        yeah, that lifting with your back stuff is REAL smart.

        • I am not filling out your workplace injury paperwork if you do that

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            trust me, I am NOT doing that. I”ve started going back to the gym and my lower back does NOT like it.

          • My new apt building has a gym and weight room. Watch me not use it whilst eating cookies

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            lol – it’s actually not too bad. My appeal to women notwithstanding, I do feel better after a work out – mind and body (till the aches come).

          • WomanInThePersistence

            FWIW, I find you appealing, in a friend kind of way. I’ve seen pictures. You’re cute, dude.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            aw, shucks, thanks.

            But I got me a big ole belly I’d like to get rid of. My face has slimmed down faster than my belly, prolly b/c of beer related reasons.
            I’ve lost 40 pounds in the last 1 1/2 years! if I can do that this year, I’ll be under 200!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Good for you!

          • after 40 i’m pretty sure the lower back is the diva of the body.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            ugh, I’m almost 40, but had problems with my lower back most of my life. Prolly due to my almost omni present belly. Bob from The Biggest Loser says you need a strong core to support yoru back. I’m not even sure i’ve ever HAD a core, much less a strong one.

            But I’m working on that.

          • yeah core helps but i really think there’s nothing the aging body can do about the lower back. it always hurts to varying degrees.

            (that being said – and until they come up with robot parts – yoga, biking, trainer, etc.,helps. i’ve been active my whole life and i’m pretty sure it’s why i haven’t died from doritos, cheese and red wine).

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            does active count one arm curling beer?

            There’s a fantastic doc on Netflix I really liked about creating bionic people.
            I have a relative with VERY severe arthritis of the hands…they regularly joke about cutting off their hands. The tech is far along and getting better.

      • pussygrabber in chief

        So, is that the snatch, or the clean-and-jerk?

        https://youtu.be/tEx8__ie6bg

    • bookish

      Trump tried to tip over our desk? Fuck that guy.

      • TJ Barke

        Worst. Predisent. Ever.

        • bookish

          Big baby, too. And not in the cute way.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          That may have been noticed, actually.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      sounds like Trump’s administration has a new motto.What’s angry and embarrassed in latin?

    • Fucker. That’s the RESOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING DESK. Get yr tiny slimy paws back on yr Coke button and prentend you know what the fuck you’re doing.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Some staffer should just assemble one of those light, cheap assed Sauder tables for such tantrums.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/uKT0MWezNGewE/giphy.gif

    • Jennifer R

      That desk has to weigh a thousand pounds.

      • shivaskeeper

        I was about to say something along those lines. That’s not some Ikea MDF with faux gold on it like he’s used to.

    • akryan

      I hope that’s true. I really wished he’d pulled a muscle trying to do it though. It would have been hilarious to see them try to explain that away.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Oh! Will Donny try to sweet talk Vlad outta’ the pee-hooker tapes? Will Trump giving Vladimir the blowjob be on TEEVEE? Soooo’ much to discuss.

    [Trump very eager for big meeting with Putin; some advisers wary
    Vivian Salama
    Associated Press
    6/27/2017

    President Donald Trump is eager to meet Russian President Vladimir Putin with full diplomatic bells and whistles and full honors when the two are in Germany for a multinational summit next month. But the idea is exposing deep divisions within the administration on the best way to approach Moscow in the midst of an ongoing investigation into Russian meddling in the U.S. elections.

    Many administration officials believe the U.S. needs to maintain its distance from Russia at such a sensitive time — and interact only with great caution.

    But Trump and some others within his administration have been pressing for a full bilateral meeting. He’s calling for media access and all the typical protocol associated with such sessions, even as officials within the State Department and National Security Council urge more restraint, according to a current and a former administration official.]

    Damn. Whatever Vlad has on Orange Foolius, it MUST be incredibly damning.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-trump-putin-meeting-20170626-story.html

    http://wordsinsquares.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Donald-Trump-Loves-Vladimir-Putin.gif

    • Joe Beese

      Want a breath mint?

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Got Tic Tacs?

      • Weird Fishes

        I think a Lifesaver is our only hope.

    • lol, so the ones suggesting distance and intelligence are the ones not on the Russian Dole.
      Hope Mueller is paying attention

    • Zombishroom

      Putin is a total top. He’s going to fuck America after fucking the American president. AND he already fucked Hillary out of the presidency.

      Sorry I didn’t realize I was this angry.

      • TJ Barke

        And Republicans are aiding that fucking.

      • don’t apologize.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    sigh – the things I expose myself to to make up for not donating (cause I am a poorz).
    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/879827411008974852
    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/879828637733793793

    • TJ Barke

      How can you tell if Donnie’s lying? If he’s trying to communicate in any way.

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Juan de Fuca

      And by getting it right, we mean finding another way to cut 3/4 of $1 trillion from Medicaid in a way that isn’t as obvious to our base.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      It’s okay- the next time I donate, I’ll fib and say it’s from you.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        when I get a job, I’ll return the favor.
        ; )

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Please don’t worry. Trix means it when she says don’t money her if you can’t afford it.

  • jesterpunk

    It turns out the reason the CBO was wrong about how many people would get coverage under the ACA was because they didnt count on republicans being assholes and doing everything they could to hurt people.

    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jun/27/donald-trump/white-house-criticism-cbo-analysis-misleading/

    “It would have been hard for CBO to accurately anticipate how
    persistently hostile GOP state and federal politicians would be towards
    the ACA, which undoubtedly has helped suppress Marketplace enrollment,”
    said Ben Sommers, an associate professor of health policy and economics
    at Harvard University. ​

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      and as i understand, they were pretty damn close.

      I mean, it’s gotta be hard to predict something this complicated in such a complicated world. Economists fuck it up all the time. But still, this GOP bill stinks.

      • jesterpunk

        They where close but they would have been a lot closer if republicans didnt keep sabotaging the bill to make Obama and the Democrats look bad.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          no disagreement there. All those smart people didn’t count on Republicans behaving like fucksticks and sabotaging healthcare for 20 million people.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Party before country. Always.

          • davidhollenshead

            With the GOP, it’s Party over Humanity now.
            With the DP, it’s only party line over logic.
            They really both suck, including much of the Oregon DP, but the GOP clearly is going for an all time low.
            It makes me wonder how much they get in kickbacks???

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Much of the Oregon DP does have its problem, but I do like Kate Brown, Earl Blumenauer, and Ron Wyden. One problem is that the Oregon Republicans are so fucking batshit crazy that there’s no way to keep the Dems honest. Without a Hatfield or McCall, hell even a Frohnmmayer or Atiyeh, the Oregon Republicans are clueless and leader less.

          • davidhollenshead

            Uh, try asking for their help when the city of Portland violates your rights and you will learn that they only claim to help constitutions. But if you have an experience with say, members the Portland’s Building Department telling you that “its our house now”, you will be ignored. Hell, our Attorney General was a Judge when David Hallberg’s crimes were discovered and she did nothing, and yet her house is only 4 blocks away.
            But yes, without an honest GOP, it’s hard to have an honest DP, and versa vice. But then one party rule is always a disaster.

          • handyhippie65

            and money above all.

    • davidhollenshead

      The idea of “personal responsibility” is a favorite saying of members of the GOP.
      Yet the idea of being responsible for harming other is okay, as long as they are not wealthy. As someone who lived without medical coverage, because of an ultra wealthy drunk driver, I can’t say how sick what they did was.
      But I can say they clearly profited from harming others.

    • shivaskeeper

      It’s really hard to factor in deliberate sabotage from a major political party.

      • OrG

        But totally predictable.

        • davidhollenshead

          In the past decade, yes.
          Before then not as much.
          Remember the DP threw Carter under the bus when he went after the corrupt members of congress, and the DP realized that Carter wasn’t just talking about corrupt republicans.

        • shivaskeeper

          But hard to factor in a concrete number.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I was in Iraq during DS when Saddam Hussein started burning his own oil fields as we were circling aroung Kuwait. Still remember what a scorched earth policy thing looks like and it looks exactly like what the Republicans are doing with the ACA. We get our way or fuck everyone else. This is exactly the same type of thing, to me.

      • davidhollenshead

        And their way is being able to use the access of medical care to guarantee that the GOP’s friends have sufficient wages & healthcare slaves.

      • Meccalopolis

        I got their just after. Some lovely sunsets, in an apocalyptic frightening way

      • Claire

        I think they’re doing that with the entire country at this point, not just with the ACA.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Wow, how stupid and/or naive is the CBO for underestimating the #1 reason the GOP wants to get rid of the “Affordable Care Act”? Nobody calls it the “ACA”! It’s “Obamacare” — and they hated it because of the color of its namesake’s suit!

      Do they not watch Jimmy Kimmel? Do they not realize that the only people making insightful political analysis in this country anymore are people like Jimmy fucking Kimmel? Or did they just not want to admit that this country is such a “joke” that the most spot-on explanation of why Americans — particularly GOP Americans — hated “Obamacare” versus the “Affordable Care Act” came not from policy wonks at the CBO or Harvard-trained economists and sociologists… but from JIMMY FUCKING KIMMEL?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx2scvIFGjE

      Or are they all from Canada, where Rick Mercer is not slated to be the incoming host of The National in the absence of Peter Mansbridge, and is not taken seriously as a political pundit (whereas in the USA, even Kimmel can outdo the embarrassment that is Chuck Todd any day of the week) but beloved as a, you know, comedian? Only the jester dare speak the truth!

    • like going to fucking SCOTUS and getting them to make the medicaid mandate voluntary.

      god. i am so angry.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    My latest White House spam –

    “Americans were promised lower premiums, more choices, and better access. Instead, premiums have doubled nationwide – and insurers are still fleeing the market that Obamacare has nearly destroyed. The American people are calling out for relief, and President Donald J. Trump and his Administration are determined to provide it – by working with Congress to rescue Americans from this catastrophe.”

    Also too –

    “FACT: An HHS report, based on data compiled by the Obama Administration, shows that average premiums on the individual market are up 105% across the country since 2013 – an increase of nearly $3,000 a year for the average American.”

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ugh, vomit.
      SHIT FUCK DAMN.

      Left unsaid: We will increase your premiums $6,000!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Yeah, the White House and Republicans suck green, rancid donkey dicks.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          also, anytime anyone says “FACT”, I’m instantly suspcious.

          I’d be curious about that HHS report; and/or I suspect that if the 105% over 4 years is true, that’s nothing compared to what it was before OCare – probably 250% over 5 years.

      • shivaskeeper

        Only 6K. You piker. 10K minimum or GTFO.

        • Amy!

          Let’s be scientific, GOP style, okay?

          We’ll make the minimum insurance premium (and deductible) tied to the poverty level. If you’re at poverty level (or below), then all you have to do is cough up 100% of your income (before taxes) to cover yourself. CoL adjustments every year, of course. Also, the deductible will also be 100% of poverty level (similarly tied to CoL increases), after which the insurance will cover up to 80% of costs, with a $100,000 lifetime maximum. Oh, but check your policy; there may be some exclusions. Girl stuff, for instance; there’s no reason to cover that, right? Or anything really expensive, or pre-existing conditions. Hey, if you hadn’t been living all this time, you wouldn’t have gotten sick—that’s just the definition of a preexisting condition.

          Tell you what. Just sign over your paychecks to your chosen insurance company, and try to starve to death quietly, okay? Be more productive, while you’re at it!

          • shivaskeeper

            I see some faulty suppositions. The primary being GOP and scientific. The other one in 100K lifetime cap, As if they would make the insurance companies pay out that much.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            A 100K lifetime cap means that I’ve lived 3+ lifetimes.

          • Amy!

            Look, we all have to make compromises, right?

            So, fine. We won’t call it “scientific,” we’ll call it “compassionate.” Much better. And that hundred grand … well, on behalf of our constituents, we’re willing to compromise. How low would you go, for a one million dollar contribution to my campaign?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Math, I was told there wouldn’t be any.

            ; )

      • jesterpunk

        Yes but rich people will get tax cuts and insurance company CEO’s will get more money. Obviously that is all that matters.

  • davidhollenshead

    I wonder what Americans will do when the fully understand what Führer Trump, the Turtle and friends are doing to the country, and who they are loyal to. I think that angry mobs with pitchforks are in order.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      there will still be people chanting “Lock Her Up” when the bombs fall.

      • yyyaz

        Worse, there will be survivors chanting it when the glowing rubble stops bouncing.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          and praying to god to help trump before ingesting radioactive squirrel they found dead on the highway.

          Okay that got dark…kitteh pictures!
          (Okay, disqus is freakin’ out, but imagine cute kittehs below)

          • shivaskeeper

            Not kitten. Older cat, starting to get a big scraggly, but wondering why I am disturbing his nap after he booted the dogs off the couch.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00d0f826055fb62c08ad05f196cea74ba8850323f471b15f7efc7f936a762404.jpg

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            aw, looks like my dad’s old cat. Cat was a grumpy, ugly stray. They LOVED each other.

          • shivaskeeper

            Beast is affectionate to a fault and not very grumpy, unless his nap is disturbed. He just likes to push the dogs around.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that last part I find funny and yet unsurprising.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I like Older Cat. Sounds like he runs a tight ship.

          • shivaskeeper

            He does. That’s Beast. Mama cat gave birth to him in my closet 15 years ago. He has been around dogs literally since he was born.

          • bookish

            Tiger cat lounging on the steps to the mailbox today, our first cool afternoon in so long. He appreciated me carefully walking around so as not to disturb him. I could tell his gratitude because he let me live and I even got a bare flick of the tail.

          • shivaskeeper

            Beast would be on the computer hot or not. Because that is where he shouldn’t be.

      • Yr. Gma

        That is true. His true believers will continue to believe. It’s the rest of the country we need to look at. Not every idiot who voted for Donnie will remain loyal when he fails to deliver on his promises.

        • davidhollenshead

          Only about 20% of the adults are hard core supporters of our Führer Trump, the rest just tend to vote straight party.

    • OrG

      When? Anyone who hasn’t figured it out yet might be a lost cause.

      • davidhollenshead

        They will realize it when they realize that all of Führer Trump’s plans war just lies.

        • Amy!

          I’m admiring the artistry of your were/war typo. :-)

          • davidhollenshead

            Thanks, I wonder if this keyboard is dying.

        • shivaskeeper

          Not unless those plans impact them directly. The lies will be written off as making libtards cry and be triggered so they are OK.

          • davidhollenshead

            Those plans will effect them directly, you can count on that.

          • shivaskeeper

            Until they do, they won’t notice. Until they do, it will be just libtard tears.

        • Claire

          Yeah, the problem with Republican voters isn’t that they don’t know what Trump, McConnell, and Ryan are up to. It’s that they do know, and either they approve or they’re willing to put up with it to reach their goal of an apartheid state where white conservative Christians are the only ones who get the benefit of citizenship and the only ones who bear none of its costs.

    • Zombishroom

      Invest in pitchfork futures now!

    • pussygrabber in chief

      They’ll never understand because they refuse to understand.They’ll just blame Obama. The health care clusterfuck is Obama’s fault, the non-existent Russian interference in the election is Obama’s fault, the rising sea level impinging on your beach front property is Obama’s fault (why didn’t he DO something about it?) and so on and so on ad nauseum.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Trump and McConnell’s voters will do the only right and proper thing — they’ll deny ever having voted for any of them for about ten years, and then get nostalgic for the good old days when they were in power.

  • pussygrabber in chief

    This week sucks so far. Need something to make me smile. Take it away, Scomiche!

    https://youtu.be/ziNVvFMOtLc

  • Bemused Australian
    • I know a joke

      Oh holy shit, we’re all going to be living in cardboard boxes.

      • Zombishroom

        I started collecting them when he was elected. Projecting futures in the Trumpocolypse.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          You gotta plan ahead. You don’t want those flimsy TV boxes. Refrigerator boxes…now that’s where the market’s at.

      • Anna Rompage

        Some folks already do…

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      On North Korea, Trump “feels like he gave China a chance to make a difference” but has not seen enough results, the official said.

      This is Diplomacy. It doesn’t work on a damn timetable!

    • handyhippie65

      it’s sad, even down under, every body knows we are run by an ijit.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      The officials said there was no consensus yet on the way forward with
      China and they did not say what other options were being studied. No
      decision was expected this week, a senior official said.

      So they don’t know WTF Donald is up to either. Good to know!

      /FFS

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    sooooo, is anybody else sick of these self-indulgent TV shows about people who have jobs, places to live, a girlfriend/boyfriend or spouse, but they’re JUST NOT HAPPY! Wah, wah wah.

    I mean, I hate to sound like a rightie, but man, I ain’t getting drawn into your search for love and fulfillment when the middle class and working poor are drowning thanks to a corrupt, cruel government.

    Okay, I feel a little better.
    (No I don’t).

    • Zombishroom

      Obligatory mention of white privilege.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Not sure what shows you’re talking about, but I actually like those because it serves as necessary escapism. You can’t focus on this stuff all the time otherwise you’ll make yourself sick. That’s why I don’t really like the idea of all art/movies/films being political, or actors putting Trump stuff in their acceptance speeches and in interviews. Sometimes you just want to watch a nice love story or laugh at a comedy without being bogged down about the “real world.”

      Jimmy Fallon’s Nickelodeon schtick starts to grate on me after a short while, but I’m actually disappointed with NBC for forcing him to go the political route, when what he really wanted was to channel Carson and just make everyone laugh at things we could all share in. Unfortunately, where he fails bigly on that front is that his sketches are stupid frat games like pouring cold beer down your pants — and therefore aren’t funny.

      So I end up just watching cartoons, Friends and Raymond reruns, or ’80s flicks, when I get to a point that I don’t have the stamina to bother anymore. We’re all going to get fucked anyway and there isn’t really much we can do about it. Might as well dull the pain with a little harmless feel-good flick, right?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i don’t disagree with that entirely – I like lots of stuff, but I just can’t stand the whiney wallowing. I”ve been watching scary movies and catching up on Season 3 and 4 of the 100 – and even some MLP when I need it.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • shivaskeeper

      Standard Christian grifter.

    • davidhollenshead

      Perhaps he should be Führer Trump’s cellmate.

    • AJ Milne

      So the next time someone asks you, rhetorically or not, ‘what kinda person would work for Trump now’, welp, there’s your answer.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Got a good bitter laugh for us, NYT link?

    On Senate Health Bill, Trump Falters in the Closer’s Role

    Mr.Trump, who is fond of telling friends he is a “closer,” became more involved over the past few days, reaching out to a few reluctant conservatives like Senators Mike Lee of Utah, Ted Cruz of Texas and Rand Paul of Kentucky, who emerged from an Oval Office meeting on Monday saying he was more optimistic about getting to a yes.

    “The White House has been very involved in these discussions,” Mr. McConnell said in announcing that a vote on the bill was postponed until after the Fourth of July recess. “They’re very anxious to help.”

    Yet over the past few weeks, the Senate Republican leadership has made it known that it would much rather negotiate with Mr. Pence than a president whose candidacy many did not even take seriously during the 2016 primaries.

    HA!

    • pussygrabber in chief

      The Art of the Fail.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Kyra Sedgwick libelz!

    • shivaskeeper

      McTurttle praising DJT’s help is him setting DJT up to take the fall when this fails. McTurttle will not take the blame for it.

      I’m having trouble with the concept of DJT and friends in the same sentence.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        That is because DJT does not have friends. He has lackies. These are not the same things.

        • shivaskeeper

          Not true. He also has lickspittles and yes-men around him also, too

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            diversity!

  • vivian

    What puzzles me is this: how do they not drown in their own bile?

    • shivaskeeper

      They spew it on the rest of us on a regular basis.

    • Bemused Australian

      It pools in their craniums and melts their brains. This is why they’re all delusional idiots.

  • aktlib101

    Heh, intriguing. An anglo-saxon clusterfuck. A game of who’s the most deplorable.

    “Is the UK or the US more of a disaster at the moment? It’s a fair and serious question”

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/27/uk-us-disaster-moment-question-theresa-may-automaton-donald-trump-tweet-xenophobic-poor

    Whose national leader is more of an international embarrassment?

    “The British prime minister is basically a walking, talking powerpoint presentation – just slightly less charismatic. But let’s not complain about May’s lack of charisma. For her many faults, it’s better to have an inept automaton leading the country than a man who may well start the third world war with a 3am tweet. In terms of embarrassing leaders then, the US comfortably wins this round.”

    Which country hates its poor more?

    ” This week, the Republicans are attempting to pass a Senate bill that would repeal Obamacare and take health insurance away from 22 million Americans. It’s hard to overstate the brutality of this bill. As Bruce Siegel, the president of the US’s Essential Hospitals, a coalition of US hospitals, told the Washington Post: “This bill will close hospitals … It will lead to disabled children not getting services … People will die.” On the plus side, however, the richest people in the US will get tax breaks from the bill. And you know how philanthropic the rich are; the wealth is very likely to trickle down and do a lot more good than government-mandated universal healthcare ever would. Nevertheless, despite the magic of free-market economics, I’ve got to hand this round of dysfunctionality to the US again.”

    Who is more zealously xenophobic?

    “So, yes, the US basically now has a Muslim ban in place. Meanwhile, in the UK, we have charitably told EU nationals that we probably won’t kick them out as long as they have enough money and do enough paperwork. And while some people may take umbrage with the vagueness of this new policy, Britain can comfortably say to its ungrateful foreigners, hey, at least we’re not as bad as the US.”

    Who has committed more completely to catastrophe?

    “Unless he does actually start a nuclear war with a 3am tweet then there’s a time-limit on the damage that Trump can do. In just over three years, the US gets a do-over and will have the opportunity to elect a non-psychotic president to office. Brexit, on the other hand, is far more binding. We have very little idea what the long-term consequences of Britain leaving the EU will be – but it’s clear that we will be living with them for decades to come. So while the US may currently score more highly than Britain in the league table of beleaguered nations, the UK certainly gets bonus points for committing so completely to chaos.”

    • WomanInThePersistence

      We’re number 1! We’re number 1! At least Theresa May is not famous for her tweetstorm. Because they don’t exist..

      • Bemused Australian

        U S A! U S A!

      • this was going to be my post. it’s totally clear we ARE the bigger assholes.

        (blushes).

    • Zombishroom

      WINNING! most racist and hating the poor!

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        USA!, USA!, USA!… (waves tiny 🇺🇸)

        • aktlib101

          MAGA! (waves tiny 卐 )

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Yay us!

        ETA, are you new? If so welcome!

        • Zombishroom

          Hardly New. That’s going to be my new band name, yo.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Whose national leader is more of an international embarrassment?

      They’re kidding, right? Because no matter how inept Theresa May might be, she can’t possibly hold a candle to Donald FFS.

      • aktlib101

        Sadly, true.

      • Vienna Woods

        Meanwhile, we in Canada just smile…

      • wait! what?

        I dunno. If you put them both in the same room and asked who’s been the biggest national embarrassment, they’d both say “hold my beer” at the same time…

    • france and canada win.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      May, on her own, is not as bad as Trump, but if she starts listening to her pals from the Democratic Unionist Party, it’s gonna be hell.

  • Jamoche

    Watching all the tweets go by with the numbers of people who’ll be uninsured or die, and y’know, it’s obvious the Rs don’t give a fuck. What we need is to hit them where they’ll hurt – tweet the dollar costs to hospitals and whatever related industries they might care about.

    • Zombishroom

      Well, in the rural areas the hospitals are gonna close so at least they’ll lose voters… to death.

      • Blackest Noobs

        well them country folks voted for it.they voted themselves death sentences. Palin was right but wrong political party.

    • Do they care about the healthcare industry? Because I have to think that the dismantling of Medicaid is going to kill a bunch of nursing homes, at the very least. I don’t know exactly what that means for the country, but I think it will probably be bad for retiree havens like my state.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        healthcare is the only industry with lots o’ jobs in my town.

        • I mean, I was a nurse’s aide for a long time, my mother in law is an LPN, and my mother is an RN. Probably more than half the people I know work in healthcare.

          The other half work in hospitality/tourism, which is also experiencing a slump right now, because who wants to come visit Trumpmerica? Between the healthcare bill and the whole being an international embarrassment thing, Trump may actually kill Florida before climate change does.

        • bookish

          Are there no workhouses?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            oddly enough, there is (or recently was) a sign on the highway advertising for high paying prison jobs in some county I”ve never heard of (It’s a big ass state).

        • pussygrabber in chief

          Mine as well. And the indian casino two towns over isn’t going to be able to hire everybody who’ll lose their healthcare jobs.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Kurt, you’re going to piss me off again, aren’t you?

    https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/879727423687983106

    • davidhollenshead

      Our Führer Trump does have his priorities:
      Lying, Sexual Harassment, Money Laundering, Cocaine, Revenge, etc. etc.

    • I know a joke

      One of the replies to that: “No yacht left behind.”

  • pussygrabber in chief

    If people just wouldn’t buy those expensive iPhones, things like this wouldn’t be a problem.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/boston-mom-hospital-bill-tweet-trends-amid-health-care-debate/

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Bemused Australian

      He’s utterly clueless. Refusing to read anything might be part of the problem. I’m not sure that Fox & Friends are presenting enough information for the president to have the first fucking clue as to what’s in the legislation.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That’s because fox and friends deal in dis-information.( But I’m sure you know that, sorry, I couldn’t resist.) I’m still angry that my dr has it on in the waiting room. I feel I’m being aurally poisoned.

        • Bemused Australian

          Not as bad as a dentist having it on in the background while they do a root canal. Actually, don’t tell the dentists, they can’t be trusted and might like the idea.

          On F&F idiocy, I saw a bit of it the other day. They were talking about having healthy drinks for kiddies parties. The suggestion from their guest was that serving fruit juice was a good idea, because it has no sugar, to which they all nodded sagely. I don’t even know what to say about that.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Yes, I guess they have never heard of fructose. ( I mean it is only literally fruit sugar) not to mention glucose and sucrose.
            It’s really embarrassing, first I snicker at their faux news, then at their faux wisdom. Then I end up correcting their disingenuous statements. They are just so mean spirited. I can only take it for a few minutes tops. I was there today so the horror is fresh.

    • TJ Barke

      What a fucking moron…

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh, don’t call this a massive tax cut for the wealthy — you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

    • akryan

      The only thing he’s paying attention to these days is the Russia stuff. That’s it. It’s consuming him.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Delu

      And to be led by Trump….?

      • DainBramage

        Coward, fool, thief and liar. That pretty much sums up Trump, besides the vanity.

    • Regret

      We get to pick out of that list?
      Gimme a liar, they are the least bad choice.

      … Huh, that explains why all politicians are liars.

  • Vienna Woods

    Is it possible to be OT in open thread? Was out in hot tub with generous shot of tequila an hour ago, smelled skunk… yes, dog got hit. Mr VW and I spent quality time in shower with vinegar, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda and got him cleaned up, then headed back with dammit another generous glass.

    • Bemused Australian

      Good times! I’ve always wondered… if you run over one in a car (the skunk, not your lovely puppy), is it effectively a write off? And, if so, will insurance cover it?

      • Vienna Woods

        Done that a few times. It wears off.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Aw, I hope your dog is OK!

      • Vienna Woods

        Oh, he’s fine. And a good Dog! He submits to the washing without a growl. It helps that we have a yuuge walk-in shower.

      • Vienna Woods
        • WomanInThePersistence

          That’s a very good dog indeed!

          • Vienna Woods

            He is told on a regular basis that he is the best dog in the world!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            As well he should be.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          “That thing with the skunk was soooo much fun, I don’t know why you guys are mad.” – Dat Dawg

    • Amy!

      It’s kind of on-topic, don’t you think?

      As a parable for all our lives and happiness (represented as a dog) and the raging early-morning spewer of political civet (granted, he’s orange, not elegant black with a white stripe)?

      But the cleanup (and post-cleanup cocktail) … still to come.

      • Bemused Australian

        Perhaps it could be a performance art piece acting as a metaphor for our times. Lighting for the show should be provided by a dumpster fire.

      • Vienna Woods

        And wouldn’t tequila be perfect for that?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        So, in the old TV station where I worked, one would often do laps around certain parts of the building in the course of doing one’s duties.

        Master Control is basically where ALLLL the cables and stuff come in and mix with the satellite feeds and the machines that run the commercials and stuff to finally go out on the air.

        To make life easy, the room was built over platforms, so one could remove a panel and access all that crazy wiring underneath.

        I remember walking through there over a course of a day and randomly hearing people discussing “what’s that smell?”

        Turned out a skunk had died in one of those compartments. Glad cleaning it out was not my job (cuase the cheap ass General Manager managed to make EVERYTHING EVERYONE”s job).

        • Rags

          One of the admins in teh chem dept kept complaining about chemical smells invading their office. Checked ventilation, fans, exhaust, nearby labs, etc. Nada. Admin decided to rearrange office. Found weeks old egg salad sandwich against wall behind desk.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      No tomato juice?

      • Vienna Woods

        Not as effective as vinegar, hp and a squirt of soap. And I always throw in some lavender oil just because.

        • Three Finger Salute

          I don’t know if this really works. But the Nickelodeon kids cartoon Rugrats had an episode where one of the kids, Chucky Finster, got skunked while playing in the yard. The smell went away when a bowl of Tommy Pickles’ Jewish grandparents’ borscht fell on him. Hopefully it won’t happen again but if it does maybe you could try borscht.

          • Vienna Woods

            But that would mean allowing beets in my home, and that will never happen.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Killer Tofu libelz!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7c3bQQmwVE

            (OK, it’s the Doug show — the band an obvious Beatles parody, was called “The Beets” — but same channel.)

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Perhaps it’s because I in WA state, but at first I thought you meant that you smelled marijuana and some stoned asshole had hit your dog with a car. I am glad it was just a skunk.

  • yyyaz

    While the OPOS and his band of traitors are putting the finishing touches on reducing us all to Third World denizens, ransomware is apparently continuing to spread globally, and a cop in a police chopper is dropping grenades on the Supreme Court of Venezuela. Anything from our so-called leaders on anything besides stealing our money for themselves and their “friends”? Anything?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6438298baf1315cf61e488b88a996cb7ff8ff70661fd2c1285b2fff4e799c80b.jpg

  • Jennifer R
    • WomanInThePersistence

      Oooowwwww….

      • Jennifer R

        The line on my scalp is itchy uncomfortable nothing else really feels bad versus just warm. Thankfully I am too scared to wear skirts or shorts so blue jeans kept my legs from burning at all.

        • Bemused Australian

          I don’t know if it’s sold in the US, but here you can buy moisturiser that contains sunscreen. Makes it waayyy easier to avoid forgetting to put the stuff on.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      aloe vera cream girl.

      • Anna Rompage

        Calendula cream, and comfrey are really great as well!

        They give calendula cream to people going through radiation treatment for cancer, to help prevent & heal the burns…

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          aloe vera!
          Kidding, never heard of your thing – but given “the desert” and all, aloe is quite nice and pretty easy to find.
          Good for general irritation as well. People with big thighs (like me) get ’em irritated if you’re walking all day. Somebody once told me they were called “set thighs” – as in working on a film/tv set where we did 15 hours on our feet.

          I was doing a gig in jeans and it was Miami Beach, so humid. On my feet the whole day – afterwards, it looked like i had severe sunburns on my inner thighs. Aloe vera gel was very pleasant.

          • Vienna Woods

            My homemade lavender and beeswax cream works a treat on sunburn.

          • Jennifer R

            I love lavender. Just adore it.

          • Vienna Woods

            Yes! When I was a young, I thought it was old lady soap stuff. Now, I grow it, make sachets and wands from it, and freeze lavender water to use all year, and even make my own deodorant and laundry soap with it. God I love lavender.

          • Jennifer R

            A tiny bit of dried lavender in my vape is a wonderful counter note to cannabis also too.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Isn’t amazing how lavender has improved its’ smell since then? ; )

          • Jennifer R

            Highs is where my jeans would always fail before my tailbone became a buzz saw of death.

      • Jennifer R

        Get stoned take a muscle relaxer and go to sleep you say? Jolly grand idea you have my friend.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          lol. My motto is whatever works.

      • HorseChestnut

        You can get this blue or green aloe gel with lidocaine in it at the drugstore. That stuff is a lifesaver!

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          that’s teh one! I bought some at walgreens once.

          • Jennifer R

            Solarcaine was amazing. No idea if it’s still on the market. Somehow arisolized topical numbing agent doesn’t sound like it would still pass muster.

          • Bemused Australian

            Solarcaine saved me from agony on more than a few occasions as a kid. Living under a stonking great hole in the ozone layer means you can get burned even when there’s cloud cover. It used to be bloody awful in NZ, particularly as there are quite a few freckly redheaded types descended from Scotts.

          • Jennifer R

            Scots Irish myself. My hair turns red in summer and I used to have red facial hair. The sun turns me fire engine red if I let it.

          • Bemused Australian

            Urgh. I know that look. Not cool.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            solarcaine is what the TX mom gave us years and years ago. It was good stuff. But this aloe vera gel with lidocaine actually cools on contact. Very refreshing.

          • Jennifer R

            This was an aerosol it was ice cold on contact due to gas decompression.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i remember!

          • Jennifer R

            My father suggested kerosene as his home folk remedy.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that…I’m not so sure about.

          • Jennifer R

            people born in the early 1930s sometimes had interesting ideas.

          • AJ Milne

            Still on the market. I know I’d bought some as recently as a few years ago for a sunburned child, and it’s still turning up with US and CA dollar prices, at least.

        • Jennifer R

          In 5th grade I had a bad sunburn. Half inch tall blisters the first night. I went through three cans of solarcaine in a week. After the first week my upper arms each had a patch of hard skin, like goosebumps but fried hard or like lizard skin that lasted the summer, and a few years on my right arm. This isn’t bad.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i remember peeling whole sheets of skin off myself…gross. But kinda fun as a kid. (I was a weird kid.)

          • Jennifer R

            You and me both. A one point I was sort of bothered by having a patch of really hard like plating skin on my arm for a year or two. But it seems that nothing much aside from a little loss of feeling long term happened.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            I still love doing thst.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i love the people in this place.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            I used to chew on wooden furniture.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            David Sedaris used to lick doorknobs.

            (I try to provide wahtever services I can to the Wonketerait)

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Make sure it is from fruit of the earth I recently read an aloe review that many brands, don’t even have much aloe( if any) in them. Fruit of the earth processes for all the other brands.

          • Yr. Gma

            My neighbors have an aloe plant in the yard. We break a piece off and use it on wounds. (They let us. Haha.)

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            That is truly the best ! I live in Southwest Florida and have many in my backyard. When the tourists come visit and the inevitable burn results, I can fix them right up.

          • Jennifer R

            It isn’t unreasonable to keep a blade or two of it growing in a pot even.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            My mom always had one or two in pots when we were living up north.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Aspirin also too. Cools the body and inflammation.

    • Bemused Australian

      That doesn’t look too bad.

      • Jennifer R

        It’s the asymmetry that does it. Maybe I could side queer my hair to go with it. It’s already on the same side as my cartilage piercing.

    • Anna Rompage
      • Jennifer R

        You should see my arms. I look like the lobster guy from Frisky Dingo.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          was gonna say Phil, but that’s the other guy. It’ll come to me. (At 3 am)

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          it’s Whatley!

          Just came to me.

          • Jennifer R

            Thank you!

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Eep.

    • Yr. Gma

      Ouch.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I have a burn on the back of my neck, replays with a white line where my skin folds when I look up. My point is that at least you aren’t fat.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      I get the stupidest tan lines sometimes. Once I was wearing a low cut top and carrying a shoulder bag. I got a tan line the shape of the bag strap across my chest.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Piss me off some more, WaPo link:

    Chaffetz: Members of Congress should get stipends to afford homes in D.C.

    On his way out of Congress, Rep. Jason Chaffetz gave many District residents another reason to gripe Tuesday when he called for members of Congress to receive a housing stipend of up to $30,000 a year.

    Chaffetz (R-Utah), who chaired the committee that has oversight of the nation’s capital, said federal lawmakers have trouble stretching their $174,000 salaries to cover housing in Washington, which he called “one of the most expensive places in the world,” and homes in their congressional districts.

    “I really do believe Congress would be much better served if there was a
    housing allowance for members of Congress,” Chaffetz told The Hill, which first reported his stipend proposal. “In today’s climate, nobody’s going to suggest or vote for a pay raise.But you shouldn’t have to be among the wealthiest of Americans to serve properly in Congress.”

    http://media3.giphy.com/media/Xj8orUvjQ2SLS/giphy.gif

    • SayItWithWookies

      So — Chaffetz spent huge amounts of his salary on hookers and blow, and now he’s retiring before anyone finds out, and blaming his lack of money on expensive housing. It must be tough being such a strong family values politician.

    • jesterpunk

      He should stop buying so many iphones, then he could afford a place to live.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        And no more avocado toast!

    • pussygrabber in chief

      But apparently you SHOULD have to be among the wealthiest of Americans to afford proper health care. Got it.

    • Three Finger Salute

      stop buying iPhones and stick with the Nokia 3310, fuckwit

  • Juan de Fuca

    Still catching up on the news today and have two thoughts re. the Serena Williams/John McEnroe controversy:

    1) Shouldn’t McEnroe have just stuck with, “Serena Williams is the greatest tennis player to have ever played the game.”?

    2) Is there anybody in America who grew up in the 70’s and 80’s who isn’t surprised that John McEnroe will always take the bait to come across as a jackass?

    • Vienna Woods

      I was working at a London hotel back in 1979. God the tabloids hated him.

      • Juan de Fuca

        For good reason. Even Serena herself has said the men’s game is different than the women’s game but to say she wouldn’t belong in the top 700 of the men’s tournament? Give me a break. I’d at least give her a chance against 1981 McEnroe.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Didn’t he hit Tatum O’Neal with a racquet or something? And is he still married to the singer of “The Warrior”? Mac has always been a temperamental, drunk Irish asshole. I know what that’s like too; the entirety of my father’s side of the family including my father himself were and are nothing but temperamental, drunk Irish assholes.

    • Shanzgood 10 Days

      John McEnroe has no standing to say anything whatsoever to or about Serena Williams other than “She is a goddess and I bow down because I’m not worthy to exist on the same planet.”

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Missed this. What silly thing did he say?

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        He said Serena would be, like, No. 700 or so on the men’s tour.

        • Shanzgood 10 Days

          Billy Jean King has some words to say about that.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Really. What a idiot.

      • Juan de Fuca

        What Spotts said below. He basically said, “Hey, I’ve got a new book to sell and this is how I’m going to promote it because I’m still that guy.”

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Well, that certainly makes me want to rush right out and buy it.

          No, wait. The opposite of that.

          • Juan de Fuca

            My thoughts exactly. Just go away already.

    • I know a joke

      I don’t know much about tennis, but Serena won more than three times the number of Grand Slam titles that McEnroe did (23 v. 7), and one of those was while she was pregnant.

      • I know a joke

        Also too she doesn’t have regular public tantrums.

      • Juan de Fuca

        There is that, also too.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • akryan

      When you’re a bad employer in China, you must be really fucking bad.

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      OH but she made such a lovely speech about stopping human trafficking–in China.

      http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/27/ivanka-trump-human-trafficking-priority-240005

    • SayItWithWookies

      As Ivanka said when she visited, “We’ll treat you like family.”

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Making China Awful Again!

      • HooverVilles

        Nice play off of Trump’s MAGA horse wacky!

    • She’s looking forward to being a part of the conversation of workers not being beaten in the factories that make her goods.

      • HooverVilles

        Chuckle snicker snort

    • bookish

      Put a champagne popsicle on it and call me in the morning.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Rick Perry helped out at the White House press conference today — in much the same manner as an excitable dog helps a person play guitar. (Open in new tab — it’s about 40 minutes of Rick Perry and 20 minutes of Sarah Huckabee, if you care for that sort of thing). Rick starts off by reading a speech as though he’d memorized every other word of it; he then answers questions in the inimitable manner of someone who knows very little about his present job, but has a lot of things to say about Texas.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obfcKcYP2MY

    • Three Finger Salute

      Matthew Perry needs to have a vote-filled slugfest with his Uncle Rick.

      http://i.imgur.com/Pa58cz0.jpg

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Earlier today, I saw a bunch of tweets on how this insane this was.

      At the gym in the early evening, Fox News was on one of the TV’s – the chyron said, “Perry Charms At WH”.

      Psst, they were laughing AT HIM

      • Three Finger Salute

        Unless the press corps was charmed by comic relief, Fox is talking about the wrong Perry.

        Steve Perry’s got a great set of pipes and apparently hasn’t been seen in public in more than 30 years. He might charm the crowd.

        I guess Katy Perry could bring that stupid shark thing for her Miley-esque burlesque celebrity meltdown act.

        Or, see below. A Brazeau match between Rick and Matthew Perry — but a match of wits, humor and sarcastic quips. So…. obviously an unfair fight.

        “Oh, my, GOD, Rick. Could you BE any more of an idiot?”

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Boy, she looks like her father. Right down to the eyes that don’t focus on the same point.

  • jesterpunk

    Republicans are wasting even more money.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/27/534558892/ten-commandments-installed-at-arkansas-state-capitol-aclu-plans-lawsuit

    Little Rock, Ark., is the latest front in the ongoing battle over Ten Commandments monuments on government property.

    A six-foot-tall granite monument of the Commandments was installed on the
    grounds of the Arkansas State Capitol on Tuesday, flanked by the state
    senator who raised the money to pay for it and sponsored the legislation
    that required it.

    “We have a beautiful Capitol grounds but we did not have a monument that actually honored the historical moral foundation of law,” Republican Sen. Jason Rapert told reporters.”And today we have now, through the support of people all over the country, mostly from Arkansas, been able to erect this monument at zero taxpayer expense.”

    The Satanic Temple is also trying to place a statue right next to that.

    http://www.arkansasmatters.com/news/local-news/satanic-temple-petitions-for-capitol-monument/230794253

    • akryan

      Satanic Temple cracks me up.

      • jesterpunk

        They are the ultimate “separation of church and state” group. Any time these wingnuts try and place a religious monument up on public land they have another one ready to go right next to it that looks even better. It generally leads to the original thing being removed before the city loses in court.

        • Zombishroom

          I love what the church of Satan is doing. I’m a Pastafarian but all of us alternately religious people need to support one another.

          • jesterpunk

            This is the satanic temple, it’s a different group then the church of Satan.

          • HooverVilles

            Ceiling Cat approves of your message!
            >^o.o^<

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      hey Ark – ask Alabama how that went. They’re right nearby.

      • jesterpunk

        They never learn and keep doing it every few years in different states and wasting more and more money.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          but they’re Fiscally Responsible!(TM)

          • HooverVilles

            And they take personal responsibility,
            1) when they commit a crime
            2) when their car collides with another object or car
            3) when their gun is accidently involved in the maiming or death of another person
            4) etc.
            Yep, there is nothing like the fiscal and personal responsibility of them thar compassionate conservatives.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Reminds me that I need to donate to the Temple again.

    • True story: you know where all of those 10 Commandments monuments that everyone’s been so in a tizzy over came from in the first place?

      Theey were given to municipalities all over the country as a part of the ad campaign for Cecil B. Demille’s fucking movie. Uh, the second movie, not the first version. The one with Charlton Heston. But, in any case, people have been losing their damned minds over the removal of what are essentially fucking movie posters.

      • i think i kinda 1/2 knew that.

        JFC.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • SayItWithWookies

      If only he could’ve had the vote before the bill was made public, Mitch would be the happiest turtle on the log right now.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      That just rang a bell for a distant memory that back in the Mesozoic age when I was a teenage girl, I had something like that.

      Damn now that will bug me until I remember what it was.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      I just just now noticed the sub-hed on the right say “Obama’s Next Move: Can He Curb Healthcare Costs?”.

      Talk about obsessed. The one at the top says “TRUMP IS HITTING ON ALL FRONTS…EVEN TV!”

      FWIW: The other two say “How stressed is your bank? A check up” and “Global Warming: A new Age Extinction.”

      Even his fantasies disagree with him.

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent
    • akryan

      FFS, who even thinks to do shit like this?

    • Lyly Sirivong

      I know Time covers are not always in good taste, but this is ugly and ridiculous.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      He probably had that made at a kiosk on the Atlantic City boardwalk.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        done on the internet by Tiffany for father’s day.

        (Was going to say Barron, but trying to keep the kid out of it).

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • shivaskeeper

      Red meat for the base. It was easy to vote to take away Medicaid when there was no chance of it passing. The calculus changes a bit when the President will sign it into law this time though.

      Self serving craven coward. However, if he votes against it, I’ll take the right result for the wrong reason over the wrong result.

      • Shanzgood 10 Days

        Senator Moran or KS wouldn’t vote for it. I’m…encouraged?

        • shivaskeeper

          Same thing? It was all good to bitch about it when there was no chance of the President not vetoing it? Or is it not quite mean enough?

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Fuck if I know right now. Maybe he’s got his balls in a knot worrying that he won’t get re-elected.

          • shivaskeeper

            That would be the same as Heller then.

            BTW, I didn’t want to ask about your countdown in case it was like a Mayan calendar count down to doomsday thing, but I caught what it was earlier. Congrats to you and Baconz.

  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent
  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

    I don’t usually go in for looks shaming but good God, Mitch McConnell, have you asked your doctor about goiter?

    That thing just doesn’t look right.

    • DainBramage

      His Dorian Grey picture got overloaded.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      YOU LEAVE THAT MAN’S NUTSACK ALONE!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • DainBramage

      Do Fox viewers think Obama is in office still? Or is it just that the black man is uppity, taking nice vacations and all?

      • JesusWasAHippie

        The second one.

        • DainBramage

          I love your avatar. Fierce!

          • HooverVilles

            Avatar approved by great and honorable Ceiling Cat!

    • And apparently all us liberals are VERY MAD that the Obamas are on vacation, according to Fox. No, we’re not. We are more than a little miffed about Trump going to Mar-a-Lago every other day, though.

      • Other Chris

        Why the fuck would *anyone* be mad that an ex-president is on vacation in the middle of summer? This crap is really burning me out.

      • HooverVilles

        It’s all about projection. It’s really the compassionate conservatives who are mad, but…..

      • Claire

        I’m very mad that he’s vacationing instead of declaring himself President for Life and booting Trump out on his ear.

    • HooverVilles

      FOX is number 1 at
      1) obfuscation
      2) noise generation
      3) SQUIRREL
      4) echo chambering
      5) b-b-but her emails
      6) noun verb Benghazi
      7) …
      FOX FOX FOX
      GAG!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Saying good night to you good Wonkers on this note–set your schedules now!

    https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/879876509745332224

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Closed. It’s closed.

    • jesterpunk

      So if he lies and says he knows nothing about wikileaks after tweeting this:

      https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/767366825743097856?lang=en

      Will they hold him in contempt and LOCK HIM UP!!!! before he gets murdered by the derp state again?

    • DainBramage

      Even money he doesn’t show, claiming that someone will assassinate him.

    • jaspersdad

      Stone loves to be the star.

  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent
    • TJ Barke

      I thought that was old news.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        So did I, but apparently not.
        Curious.

      • Actually, he just copped to this today. The rumors have been flying for months, though, yes.

    • DainBramage

      Rachel brought this up tonight. Manafort just declared he was a foreign agent. Flynn did it a while ago.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Thank you, hence my confusion. I was conflating the two.

        So many foreign agents linked with dear orange leader, I have trouble keeping up.

        They need to publish a Who’s Who book.

        • DainBramage

          I swear we all need to start posting pictures of all these traitors on our walls, with yarn connectors to keep it straight, like a crime detective.

    • SayItWithWookies

      What the fuck? For a xenophobe, Assmouth sure as fuck hired a lot of foreign agents. All of them undeclared. But I’m sure that was just some sort of honest mistake. Again.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Apparently extreme vetting does not apply to those he/his campaign choose to associate with.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        he’s only phobing a certain xeno, if you know what I mean.

    • jesterpunk

      I still dont get how you can retroactively declare you are a foreign agent and have that be ok?

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        I don’t think it’s necessarily okay, just that your punishment might be a little lighter than otherwise.

        I hope. I cross my fingers. I sacrifice a goat.

    • shivaskeeper

      The crazy thing about Manafort was I learned about him from some of the sites that watch the Religious Right. He made his bones lobbying for the SBC mainly, so he was known in those circles. As soon as his name cropped up in connection with the campaign they were pointing out he had moved on to being a foriegn agent who was known to work with dictators and the worst of the worst.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        SBC? Sorry, I’m acronymed out today. Gracias

        • shivaskeeper

          Southern Baptist Convention.

          • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

            That was my first guess but Manafort + Southern Baptist Convention DID NOT COMPUTE.

            Back in my day good Baptists HATED Godless Russian commies!

            I’m officially in bizarro world.

          • shivaskeeper

            Manafort is American. But he will lobby for whoever pays him. His only allegiance is to money. The Baptists paid him to lobby for them, he did it. Dictators pay him to lobby for their interests here, he did it. Pro Russian Ukrainians pay him to lobby there and here, he did it. Trump paid him to lobby for him on the trail and he did that too.

            Also, too the current leadership of the SBC has had a hardon for Putin for years now. They seem to like a good old fashioned strongman. Putin = strong while Obama = mom jeans. They love how much he hates the gays. They are also pretty enamored of him backing Christianity as the official religion. Most of them apparently don;t really understand the differences between Eastern Orthodoxy and the Southern Baptist, but he throws gays in jail or just disappears them, so it;s all good.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    It’s late. And I’m off to bed. Sleep well, everyone.

    • shivaskeeper

      Night Woman.

  • AJ Milne

    … so, okay, it’s a good chuckle it’s worth $6 million to someone now to get Trump’s name _off_ their property.

    … but I figure I’ll get the _real_ guffaw out of this when the Faux Gnooz spokesblonde asks him the hardball question: ‘But it was smart, right, to be such an asshole that you get money from people who desperately want never, ever to be associated with you ever again?’

    … to which Trump will respond, eventually, confusedly, ‘Well, it wasn’t _not_ smart!’

    … Man’s always been an innovator, tho’, let’s face it. _Reverse_ licensing! It’s the next big thing! For a negotiable fee, I’ll promise _never_ to put my name on your building! And for slightly more, I’ll put it all over your competitors’ properties!

    • Jamoche

      “That’s a nice hotel you got there. Shame if it got the Trump name on it.”

  • I think we all need to see this thing what Dok posted over on Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/879415818425184262

    Aren’t we all feeling better, now?

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Thanks for the cute break.
      I want to scritch that pink tummy.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      I want a DUDDLES!

      • shivaskeeper

        But you’re a cat guy.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          a dude can dream. (Those fine little dog hairs on those guys drive my skin nuts. Had a roommate who had a beagle once, pure torture).

    • Vienna Woods

      I literally just liked this on twitter.

  • bookish

    https://www.propublica.org/article/is-trump-administration-visa-push-way-to-win-health-care-votes

    For months, Sens. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, have been pushing the Trump administration to expand the number of foreign guest-worker visas issued to help businesses in their states prepare for their summer peak. The two senators are also considered crucial votes on the health care bill currently floundering in Congress.

    So career staff at the Departments of Labor and Homeland Security took note last week when senior political officials ordered them to immediately draft a rule that would increase the number of H-2B visas, specifically mentioning innkeepers and fisheries in Maine and Alaska, according to three people with knowledge of the discussions.

    Paul Ray, counselor to Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta, has been pressing staffers inside the agency for a rule to come out as early as this week, the sources said. While no one in political leadership invoked the health care bill specifically, they said, the sudden urgency and apparent desire to tailor the rule to specific states has drawn concern.

    • The do know that the Federal Government can’t tailor rules to only those states we like, right?
      Pretty sure that is a no no

  • TJ Barke
    • SisterArtemis

      Had no idea The P was a headbanger

    • Raan

      All I can hear in my head while looking at this is The Ramones.

  • Open thread random life update. Mr. 17 finished half semester summer classes today. He didn’t have to sign up for summer classes, but he did anyway. Paid for them out of his own pocket, too, since financial aid doesn’t cover the summer. Speech and college algebra. Got an A in each. Maybe I’ll actually get to see him for a few weeks before fall semester starts – between school, work, and social life, he’s never here. Two semesters to go. Well, lots of semesters to go, but two for the AA.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      good on him. I’m doing my Associates as well and have two more to go. Thankfully not full time. Two law classes and two core classes to go.

      Good luck to y’all!

    • SadDemInTex

      Amazing!!!!

  • SisterArtemis

    Nancy LeTourneau : The Most Honest Thing Trump Said

    The reason he can say/do anything is that there is a whole network of right wing news outlets who would come up with an excuse for why he shot someone on Fifth Avenue. Because they’ve done such a good job of demonizing anyone who doesn’t adhere to their views, Trump supporters are safely ensconced in an epistemically enclosed bubble where the justifications for what the president says/does are handed out like candy on Halloween.

  • They’re having a tough time finding a jury for that punchy-faced pharma asshole.

    https://twitter.com/HFBondsTrader/status/879455133444304897

    • TJ Barke

      Kinda sounds like he’s already been tried by his peers…

      • From Russia with Love

        That’s why Trump is acting up so much. He heard he’d be tried by a jury of his pee rs.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i think i saw a headline the other day from a potential juror saying, “He looks like kind of a dick.”

    • MilwaukeeKent

      The “jury of his peers” thing. Let’s see, we’ve got Don Blankenship, Charles Manson’s still alive, Donald Trump is otherwise occupied. Charles Koch could be impartial, uhm…

      • Miles Monroe

        NEEDZ MOAR NOSFERATU

    • FDRliberal

      “Phrama-bro” Shkreli has a smile only a mother could love.

      On second thought, I’m sure his mother hates him too.

    • georgiaburning

      Nobody has tossed him into a tank of hungry sharks. That shows some compassion. But for him or the sharks?

      • From Russia with Love

        They would not bite him out of professional courtesy.

        • georgiaburning

          He’s a bottom feeder. Probably tastes like shit

  • jaspersdad

    Fuck you GOP and all those who voted for you.

    https://youtu.be/iGJgyuAu6eo

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Same sex Texans!
    (Don’t know the background on this at all, but nice)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/da549b6a6b8efe8b1fed141542833185025ad7cd3d22c52d4ae654175a200db6.jpg

    • Raan

      Same Sexans?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        well done!
        ; )

        • Raan

          Thank you. I’m surprised I’m this coherent this late.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            I am too.
            ; )

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Don’t mess with
        Same Sexas.

    • Quote from my brother after visiting The Roundup, Dallas’ cowboy-themed gay bar: “It’s like a roomful of dad. And they’re dancing together!

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    I never would have heard of this “Milo” fellow were it not for Yr Wonkette, so I’ll just leave this here: https://qz.com/1015887/milo-yiannopouloss-book-dangerous-is-all-about-how-mean-everyone-is-to-him/

    • TJ Barke

      When you constantly say reprehensible things, then people aren’t generally gonna be fans…

    • Jamoche

      Oh please. He wants people to hate him, that means they’re paying attention to him. He doesn’t even make my top 100 hate list.

      • From Russia with Love

        Competition to get on my hate list has been tough since Trump and his fucking entourage came to D.C.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He tried to sneak his book launch party in to a popular club as a NY Pride event (which would not have ended well) but the owner caught on and cancelled. For me, the the best part from the guy who took Mercer money to drag an entourage of sociopathic thugs onto campuses is this

      He did end up throwing some party, and forbade his guests from disclosing the new location of the event in order to avoid protests from activists.

      ❄️

  • Alex Grey
  • jesuswasablack
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      good tune – you’ve posted it before. Learned to play it once. (Sort of, my guitar’s frets don’t make playing some parts that high and I don’t have a volume pedal).

      Anyway, I approve.

      • jesuswasablack

        I just like looking at her!

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          she is very gorgeous.

  • aktlib101

    Liz Warren is the best:
    “Elizabeth Warren: It’s time for Democrats to run on single-payer health care”
    http://www.salon.com/2017/06/27/elizabeth-warren-its-time-for-democrats-to-run-on-single-payer-health-care/

    “As the GOP attempts to slash Medicaid and repeal Obamacare in Congress, Sen. Elizabeth Warren is barnstorming her state of Massachusetts, advocating for a single payer system that should, in her mind, be wholly adopted by the Democratic Party.

    “President Obama tried to move us forward with health-care coverage by using a conservative model that came from one of the conservative think tanks that had been advanced by a Republican governor in Massachusetts,” she told The Wall Street Journal in an interview last week. “Now it’s time for the next step. And the next step is single payer.”

    Warren, a member of the progressive wing of the Democratic Party, has been on a tour in conservative districts in Massachusetts, reaching out to working-class voters who abandoned her party in the last election.

    In Lowell, Massachusetts, Warren said across the nation there was was significant support for raising the minimum wage, expanding Social Security, forgiving student loan debt and cracking down on the financial services industry, the Journal reported. She argued that Democrats would be better served by campaigning on the progressive agenda and distancing themselves as much as possible from the toxic Republican Party.

    “The progressive agenda is America’s agenda. It’s not like we’re trying to sell stuff that people don’t want,” Warren said. “It’s that we haven’t gotten up there and been as clear about our values as we should be or as clear and concrete about how we’re going to get there.”

    • jaspersdad

      She’s right. I think if there’s one issue that all Dems and many Reps can support it’s single payer healthcare

      • You won’t find a single Rep to go with single payer. Not an elected one.
        Start whispering it to your friends and neighbor and crazy uncle.
        Wouldn’t it be great if we could walk into any hospital or clinic at any time and get all the care we need without insurance companies telling us what they won’t pay for?

        • jaspersdad

          I’m Canadian, though I do have relatives down there. It’s almost incomprehensible to me that a country such as yours does not have universal healthcare.

          • Claire

            Republican voters would be 1000% for universal healthcare if it only applied to white Christians. It’s all those “undeserving” people getting it that makes it a no-starter.

    • Literally every Republican anti-ACA talking point I’ve hard over the last week is completely solved by single payer. They’ve all been openly advocating against market-based, conservative solutions (which, realistically, the ACA is).

      • xbutter

        If I recall correctly, the market based, conservative healthcare solution that is the ACA had it’s origins as the Republicans’ counter to Bill Clinton’s proposed single payer system. Their ONLY concern was using it as a tool to buy time to make sure universal health care was DOA during the Clinton Administration. They couldn’t have imagined that some guy from Chicago would be
        elected President and would use their own concepts ( which they had no intention of ever implementing) as a starting point for providing health care to millions. The fact that are now publicly against their own ideas is final proof of the duplicitous, despicable nature of the Republican party.

    • georgiaburning

      There will be dozens of anecdotes about somebody who got screwed over in Canada or UK having to wait for treatment. But look at the numbers- millions get served, dozens have problems,

      • HooverVilles

        If the Greedy Obstructionist Tea Patriarchs have their way it will be dozens served, millions have problems.

      • Claire

        Idiot voters believe that everything is ten times worse in Not America by definition, because America is unable to not be the best at everything. So if their own health care is a hot mess of lack of access and medical bankruptcy then obviously a Not-America style health care system would come to their houses and kill them outright.

  • bookish

    http://nbcnews.to/2sNr3En

    “This isn’t that hard. Several countries issue passports with gender markers other than ‘F’ or ‘M,'” Paul Castillo, Zzyym’s Lambda Legal attorney, said. “And just this past month, Oregon officials unanimously voted to allow state residents to select ‘X’ as a gender marker for their driver’s licenses and state IDs. And it looks like other states will soon follow suit. If Oregon can do it, why can’t the U.S. State Department?”

    On Tuesday, Washington D.C. began issuing driver’s licenses with the “X” marker, and Oregon will begin to issue ID’s with three sex options on July 3. If pending legislation passes, New York and California will follow suit.

    • From Russia with Love

      Why not Male, Female, or Yes.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        seriously though, I wonder, like, does it make a difference? Is it one of these things we do cause we’ve always done them? We don’t have sexuality on a license or religion.

        I mean, the picture seems the key part, although I COULD imagine a Criminal Minds scenario where a data nerd like me needs to narrow down a list of suspects by gender…but like, that’s it.

        • From Russia with Love

          I think a biometric photo like on a passport should do the trick, other than maybe failing to satisfy some cop’s prurient interest in whether or not somebody’s chromosomes match their junk.

  • Raan

    https://youtu.be/S5WeUZ4bhgk

    Okay, good night.

  • Alex Grey
  • So, if a caricature artist at a state fair were to draw Mitch McConnell, would he look normal?

  • FDRliberal

    Trump’s idiotic and bigoted Muslim Ban goes (partially) into effect today, thanks to the Supreme Court. I would replace Trump and his frothing, braindead followers with moderate Muslim-Americans in a heartbeat if I were able to.

    https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/879687404394819584

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Just cause this subject pisses me off to no end:

    https://youtu.be/7VG_s2PCH_c

    • Me, too.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i have said before, as military kids, I remember lining up in a gym to get stuck.

        • From Russia with Love

          I’ve been vaccinated against just about everything including anthrax courtesy of Uncle Sam. Lots of people didn’t want that one, I said “I’ll take yours!”

          • Meccalopolis

            Me too. Plus all the pre industrial diseases you still find in the third world

        • georgiaburning

          I remember that, two in each arm. Also having the whole elementary school being dosed with the Sabin (oral) polio vaccine back in San Diego in the 1960’s. Polio was the terrorism my parents’ generation grew up with in the 1930’s and 40’s.

          • Bananas Foster

            My mom had to have surgery when she was about 10. She remembers kids in iron lungs lining the hallways.

    • Bemused Australian
    • From Russia with Love

      I finally watched this all the way through. It’s brilliant, and everybody will “get it” except for the anti-vaxers.

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      I fucking hate anti-vaxxers.

      Why the fuck would you condemn your child to a death sentence just because you didn’t pass Biology, Chemistry and basic Math…?

      • phoenix00

        Not only condemning your own kid, but everybody who hangs around your kid.

      • From Russia with Love

        Stats stat.

  • jesuswasablack
  • snigsy

    The world’s just a few smidgens away from total crazy? If no, then I can go to bed now with dim hope for the future. If yes, I still have dim hope.

  • jesuswasablack
  • Oh, thank you SO MUCH, Lawrence O’Donnell for reminding me that Trump has the ability to unilaterally blow up the world. I feel SO MUCH BETTER, now.

    • Bemused Australian

      Nobody’s pushed the button when they were supposed to, at least since 1945 anyway, or we’d all have been cactus long ago. So there’s that at least.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      I truly, truly believe that they haven’t given him the codes. They just couldn’t have. As terrible and venal and enabling and soulless as they are, they have to know what that could mean.

      • The code is 1 2 3 4 5 sir.
        1 2 3 4 5 ? That’s Amazing! I have the same code on my phone! I am as smart as nuklar people!
        Yes. Yes you are.

        • From Russia with Love

          I am as smart as nuklar people!

          Like Rick Perry?

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Okay, someone’s reading about Julian ASS-ange on my train.

    But seeing his smarmy dickwad of a face makes me want to kick that magazine to the ground.

    Fuck that guy.

  • freakishlypersistent

    I have two genuine questions from the healthcare debacle thread and y’all are all here now. 1. Doesn’t the president take an oath to faithfully execute the law? ACA is current law, so sabotaging it would violate said oath. Not that the lying oaf would care. And 2. McAsswipe was going to hold a vote on Friday? Surely he’s aware that Kongress leaves Thursday afternoon. While lecturing us about not working hard enough. Fucking takers.

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      1. He’s trashed everything that remotely is democratic – there’s no saying he’s suddenly gonna respect rule of law. He’s that moronic and evil.

      2. Turtle McAsswipe von Dumbfucker is the biggest fucking hypocrite amongst all of those Republican turdmagnets. There’s no moral compass in there…

  • persistently_resistant_gayby
  • thewalkindude

    freakishlypersistent mentions “takers” below-Chaffetz thinks Congress should get a $30,000/yr housing allowance…

    $2,500 a month comes out to $30,000 a year. That would bring the annual Congressional salary, which is $174,000, to over $200,000. It would also cost taxpayers “roughly $16 million a year for all 535 members” of Congress, The Hill reports.

    • From Russia with Love

      Now I’m really going to make you angry. Most government housing allowances are tax exempt.

      • thewalkindude

        Even better, maybe they should be required to stay at Trump properties

    • georgiaburning

      Isn’t there space in the officer’s quarters at Joint Base Andrews? If it’s good enough for the troops, etc etc

      • Pilotshark

        there has to be apartment in DC they can buy and renovate and they all can live there with the DC public.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      I am not totally opposed to the idea of a housing allowance for Congress-critters. They are elected for limited terms, and we want them to represent our Districts; so we want them to be able to spend significant time both in DC and in their home State.

      However, any move toward increased pay or benefits should be coupled with significant improvements in transparency regarding assets and income. All Congress-critters (plus elected or confirmed members of Executive and Judicial branches) should be required to make at least three unambiguous and precise disclosures:

      1) Annual Federal and State tax returns (self and spouse), in entirety for 5 years preceding taking office, and for every year while in office
      2) Annual statement of assets/liabilities (self and spouse), with precise values as of filing date (not the wide ranges permitted under today’s disclosure rules)
      3. Annual Expense Statement – all expenses incurred for office, travel, franking and other expenses. Detail by month, payee, expense incurred.

      If we got 1), 2) and 3) for $16 million extra taxpayer cost, I would be delighted.

  • phoenix00

    OMGOMGOMG I hope this happens in Vancouver. It’s already had the Taint of Uday and Qusay, and all the units are owned by foreign speculators anyways.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/tillerson-and-mattis-cleaning-up-kushners-middle-east-mess/

    Wow, just wow.

    Personally, I know friends who live in Qatar and they say life has returned to normal after the blockade with Iran and Turkey swooping in to help out.

    They’ve backfired spectacularly with gracious help from Drumpf.

    • phoenix00

      “Rex is just exhausted. He can’t get any of his appointments approved and is running around the world cleaning up after a president whose primary foreign policy adviser is a 31-year-old amateur.”

      Time for a nap?

    • Bemused Australian

      His level of cluelessness about the Middle East, combined with a Secretary of State with no diplomatic experience and no department heads, is just a recipe for disaster.

      • phoenix00

        His level of cluelessness about /anything/.

        • Bemused Australian

          Well, it isn’t his fault he gets bored reading. Cut the guy some slack, he’s just a novice who has no interest in learning.

          • phoenix00

            A novice? Singular?

          • Bemused Australian

            There’s more than one of him? =O

          • redarmyzombie

            Like a deranged Agent Smith…

          • phoenix00

            He did let in his equally underqualified freeloading sycophants.

      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        And we can already see the fruits of it –
        Everyone is turning away from the USA as a reliable partner. Those who aren’t game the system to hurt other allies.

        • Bemused Australian

          The G20’s coming up in a couple of weeks. That should be a complete farce.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            Bets on what protocol/agreement/promise/behavior Drumpf will break next…?

          • redarmyzombie

            All of them, Katie?

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I’m sure I’m not the first to post this, but, jic…

    https://twitter.com/benwikler/status/879546719830192129

    • phoenix00

      This. Is. Awesome.

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      I love this.

      Just the stuff super inspiring movies are made of.

    • From Russia with Love

      Inspiring.

    • HogeyeGrex

      So, an impromptu discussion of/with Dems on the Capitol steps drew more than twice the number of people to show up to two different organized right wing rallies the day before. Republicans had better be worried about what happens if they pass Don’tCare.

      • phoenix00

        And who do the Goopers choose to enable and listen to?

    • grindstone

      Thank you, my faith in humanity is slightly restored.

  • So, while today was not completely devoid of good news, I found my level of human interaction to be completely demoralizing. I mostly deal with very vulnerable members of society — and, usually, I’m quite happy about that and I’m proud, even — but, today, it was all too much. And it was only Tuesday. I am there. I show up to help. But some days, I wonder if the clientele want me to do the opposite of helping. Some days, when someone, say, RUNS IN FRONT OF A MOVING BUS, I wonder if the clientele aren’t looking to use me as a means to an end. Fucker then had the temerity to as if I planned to yell at him his entire ride. I told him, “PROBABLY.” He was very fucked up. And it didn’t just try the health of my heart. Everyone else on the bus was just as frightened as I was.

    Add that to the, frankly, disgusting people I had on earlier, and the person who spilled a beer on the bus and just sat in it before leaving (as if I wouldn’t be able to figure out the only beer-soaked seat was his) and by the end I couldn’t even.

    Don’t get me wrong. I’d rather them get on a bus than drive, and if this is the decision they’ve made for their lives, please, get on a bus and don’t drive! But, also, please, too, don’t everybody get on my bus on the same day? Maybe?

    *takes deep breath*

    I also found a missing senior citizen with dementia who had wandered away from his retirement home, gotten on a bus and gone to places unknown. His caregivers were very worried, but I spied him with my little eye, and we got him back home.

    Long story short: I deal with some days better than others, and though I feel today had more negative than positive, I’m probably wrong and I’m just in a mood.

    • Bemused Australian

      It’s healthy to vent a bit after a bad day. Sorry to hear it was so sucky.

    • Lambsendbeds

      Hey, we are all here for you! This is a good place to vent. FWIW, I admire you for doing a difficult, but vitally important job under what often must be frustrating conditions. I try to be a cheerful passenger who says “Hello” and “Thank you” and has my money/ticket/bus pass ready. I also know that many people are assholes.

      I deal with many horrible people at the Zoo, and I have to try to be unfailingly friendly, polite, and kind. I am a snarky sarcastic bitch at heart, so this is a challenge for me. OTOH, no one at work has ever spilled beer all over me, or my workplace. Yay for no alcohol allowed on Zoo premises! I shudder to think at what our visitors would be like if they were drinking here.

    • ez

      How about if you are just crossing the street for a Pint and a bus decides to greet you?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgWxDEwDs_o

      • grindstone

        He just……goes into the pub. Holy ShIt.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Good on you for spotting the senior with dementia and getting him home safely. You’re doing the work of angels, even if it sucks sometimes. (((hugs)))

  • Ah, a new day. I wonder what flavor of self-serving bullshit will Trump be dishing up today?
    http://www.fistofblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/r3842927337.jpg

  • Bemused Australian

    Trump’s gone full sleazebag on an Irish reporter in the oval office while on the phone with the new Irish PM.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2017/jun/28/trump-on-the-phone-to-irish-pm-tells-reporter-she-has-a-nice-smile-on-her-face-video

    • Jamoche

      Autoplay Trump video! Aaagh!

    • Gone? I thought that was just his state of being?

    • Bananas Foster

      Who does he think he is? Father Trump?!

      He needs to put on a dog collar to talk to an Irish lady like that!

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Senate Majority Whip: AHCA is not about healthcare. It’s about our ability to shove through the laundry list of payoffs we promised our donors.

    Even Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn (R-Texas), McConnell’s deputy and perhaps his closest ally, admitted that he was a “little bit” surprised at the decision. Cornyn had said the vote was on just minutes before.

    “I understand it and support it. It’s important that we succeed,” Cornyn said of McConnell’s move. “This is more than just about health care, as important as that is. This is about keeping our promises and demonstrating our ability to govern.”

    If the bill failed, the GOP’s base could abandon them for not following through on the party’s years-long campaign against Obamacare. It would also be harder for Republicans to pay for a sweeping tax reformplan. President Donald Trump’s agenda could be mortally wounded.

    • phoenix00

      Government bought, sold, and about to be delivered.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Well, it seems less likely than it did last week.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        What I understand there are still nine Republican senators opposed and even three would be too many.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Can you say “bribes between now and July 4”?…

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Also: Blackmail.

  • I have the Facebook live session with Sen Booker and Rep Lewis playing on my other device right now. These guys are good…

  • Bananas Foster

    http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2017/06/charleena_lyles_death_reminds_me_that_for_many_calling_the_cops_can_be_risky.html

    Should you call the cops when someone is suicidal?

    More and more municipalities are including deescalation programming for when officers have to deal with someone with mental health or addiction issues (or, why not both!). If you worry you may find yourself in a situation like this with a friend or loved one, check to see whether your area has teams specifically dedicated to handling these situations.

    Also, too, it’s always good to plan ahead. You can talk to a psychiatrist or psychologist in your area about the safest way to intervene.

    • My city has a rapid response team that we have had to call on a couple of times. they aren’t from the police, but from a coalition of a few local mental health agencies.

      • Bananas Foster

        That’s a fantastic resource!

        • I work for a community nursing/care agency and people who are already on service, if they reach out, the instinct is to call to have a nurse visit. our team doesn’t have that kind of training usually and they do their best to help, but sometimes it comes down to leaving a client in possible danger or reaching out and initiating a psych ward stay, they’re going to err on the side of caution

    • phoenix00

      Sorry for the cynical/snarky response, but in the states, don’t call if they’re black, that just means the person gets shot.

    • The Wanderer

      We undergo what’s called Crisis Intervention training. The basic idea is to deal with people that have mental or behavioral problems, and direct them into programs rather than put them in jail. Of course, if they’ve broken the law at some point, they will eventually visit the bed & breakfast, but the Baker and Marchman Acts are good alternatives.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Meanwhile, while Trump keeps his laser-like focus on refugees,

    https://twitter.com/IraqiSecurity/status/880007081335693312

    • Msgr_MΩment

      You mean like how a cat focuses on a laser dot?

      • Cat ADD libelz!

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg
        • Elvis Causticfellow

          Yeah, that’s him if the cat was in a golf cart maybe.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            And instead of a dot, it was just a laser-projected TRUMP sign…

        • Marion in Savannah

          That’s the next thing I’m going to have to try on my cats. Most toys seem to bore them, the blasé little shits.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Exactly like.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      You would expect they’ve had seen enough fireworks by now.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I would have, but then, the most guns going off I’ve ever been around was New Year’s Eve in Michigan, so what do I know?

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          My scaredy-cat dog, Jack, would like you to know that fireworks in Michigan is a daily occasion, at least throughout the summer (personally, I think he’s just becoming addicted to his calming pills)…

          • calliecallie

            4th of July a few years ago, I realized how hard this holiday must be for veterans. We were on the lake, and fireworks went on so long, we decided to motor home. Going slowly down the channel, with the canopy of trees and endless fireworks still exploding overhead, it felt just like Apocalypse Now to me. Ah, Michigan.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    So, we know that a good chunk of Trump’s [self-] valuation is his perceived brand value. Has it hit negative AOT,K for his brand partners yet?

  • Michael R
  • Carpe Vagenda

    In case you were wondering at what point delegitimizing the truth for a pot of message goes too far for the NYT

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70a77112a8e5569318091c517c52ff6e838a26bd1b2e75bddc00563733aee4df.png

    • Ran everything by your team?
      Is that a courtesy for Republicans?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        There’s a reason that the Times has staffed up from the WSJ and Politico.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Well this is not a great bellwether for our democracy: After he assaulted a reporter, Greg Gianforte raked in almost $120,000 worth of donations, over half of which were from people making the maximum donation ($2,700). Someone sure likes it when politicians attack reporters for asking questions.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/27/greg-gianforte-donations-guardian-reporter-assault

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance
  • Bananas Foster

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rand-paul-health-insurance-gulag_us_59531a35e4b02734df2e5dde?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    Rand Paul Just Compared Nationalized Health Care to “The Gulag”

    I guess his madlib theme for the day must be Soviet Russia.

    • He was making yappy noises on the PBS last night about how bad nationalized healthcare was! And PBS lady goes….as bad as kicking 23 million out of insurance?

      • Jeffocaster in the East

        Jen HOW IS YA?!?!?!

      • The Wanderer

        The civilized world seems to be just fine with nationalized health care. But then, it’s my opinion that we’re backsliding a tad on the whole ‘civilized nation’ bit here in the US of A.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      It’s okay for some plumbers to get together and negotiate healthcare, but if all Americans decide to do it through their representatives it’s just wrong, for reasons.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Seniors take note: Rand Paul HATE HATE HATES Medicare (and you).

    • The Wanderer

      He wouldn’t know what a gulag was if Solzhenitsyn walked up and told him all about it.

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    So, SNAFU. Trump is prez. I got coffees. Wonkette needs donations. GIVE! Rebecca loves us all……..

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Good Morning, WonkettAnstifters! I feel like I woke up in the middle of a Chinese proverb about interesting times – where’s that very dark stuff and why does my cheap coffee maker hate me?…

    • Phoenixdoglover

      My Sister-in-law, who is a delightful person, used to start the day with instant coffee, made from the hot water tap.

      Desperate times call for desperate measures.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        MONSTER!

      • chortlingdingo

        Oh dear. I use a Chemex for my coffee, so it requires some time and devotion.

    • pstockholm

      Relationships are two way things, when did you last give your coffee maker any love? Wait, don’t answer that.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        /desperately seeking appropriate interface

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
  • Mary Theresa
    • Marion in Savannah

      CLIPPY MUST DIE!!!11!!!1!!1

      • AJ Milne

        Hi! It looks like you’re loading a twelve-gauge and pointing it at where I appear on your screen!

        Would you like me to die a hot, painful death (Y/N)?

        • Marion in Savannah

          BLAM!

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        One more good thing about UBUNTU….

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Cliptard!!!!!11111!

    • Rags

      …and switch to Comic Sans?

  • Nounverb911
  • Jeffocaster in the East

    Imagine there’s no Donald
    It’s easy if you try
    One payer health care
    Rainbows in the sky
    Imagine all the SCOTUS, protecting Roe v Wade
    Imagine there’s no Ryan
    It isn’t hard to do
    McConnell, Paul, King, Cotton
    And no “Fox News”, too
    Imagine all the people living life so green, you
    You may say I’m a dreamer
    But I’m not the only one
    Here at Wonkette you can join us
    And donate so it can always run.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Well, it’s more realistic than the original.

      • Jeffocaster in the East

        I always thought that Lennon was a hypocrite, living in the Dakota and the high life while writing this crap. Also, he was a bigot, so it was a lot of bullshit.

        • Elvis Causticfellow

          I give him credit for putting “Imagine no religion” into the mouths of millions, and… that’s about it.

        • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

          So he was the most successful musician of his generation (more or less) and he shouldn’t live in a nice place.

          OK, got it.

    • chortlingdingo

      Oh speaking of this song, did y’all hear that Yoko Ono finally got writing credit on it? Apparently, they have a recording (from an interview or something) where Lennon admitted that Yoko helped write it, but that at the time he didn’t want to share the credit for it.

  • Nounverb911
  • Sheepshagger

    https://twitter.com/us_eucom/status/879996048655167488

    Sensing some
    Rumbling in the pentagon.

    • Nounverb911

      Doonie must not have seen this yet, he’s still busy retwatting Fox and fiends…

      • Rickyphoo

        Well, he did tell the Generals to do whatever they wanted, ’cause he was too busy to deal with military stuff.

  • Bananas Foster

    http://www.salon.com/2017/06/28/donald-trump-is-hurting-mitch-mcconnells-health-care-efforts/

    Donald Trump is hurting Mitch McConnell’s health care efforts

    When you lie down with rabid dogs, they fuck your shit up.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      I actually don’t know who to root for in this tug of war.

      • The rope..?

        • Bananas Foster

          The mud puddle they all fall into at the end.

          • calliecallie

            May it be a mud puddle full of orange jumpsuits and metal bars.

          • Bananas Foster

            Considering what Trump is doing to the EPA, that puddle is probably a Level A Hazmat Zone.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Let me think . . .how do I feel about this news?
      Oh yeah – I know!
      http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d98c8edfa10b1c3e57145be8728c567efdf9f4cdb2b68a3dcaf57b8ee2e6095.jpg

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      “There’s a growing sense among Senate Republicans that the White House’s ineptitude is causing them serious political headaches.”

      DUH!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Also, face eaten by leopards.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Well, they’re a little slower on the uptake that most folks.

  • DesertedPictures

    For those that would like to hear some good news for gay rights: (not in the USA unfortunately). Germany might finally get gay marriage, as early as Friday.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/27/europe/germany-same-sex-marriage/index.html

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea
    • Everybody’s talkin’ about THE BIRD.

      • The Wanderer

        The BIRD is the word, or so I’ve heard.

        • calliecallie

          Is there a budgie on the telly?

          • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

            It’s a penguin!

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Oh, intercourse the penguin!

          • The Wanderer

            No, it looks like a penguin.

    • armed_bears

      I believe this is one of those cheep knock-off Time covers.

  • Nounverb911
    • The Wanderer

      Certainly draws the eye.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Latest Trump branding deal?

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      (Golf clap)

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “TIME magazine covers of me at my BEAUTFUL golf clubs are 100% real, not fake news. Call 202-456-1414 for reservations.” #DeletedTrumpTweets

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/28/time-magazinetrump-fake-covers-golf-clubs

  • Rick Hill
    • The Wanderer

      They’re part of the government now, so no need to go stabby on individuals. The Clowns can kill millions now, and menace even more.

  • Nounverb911
  • Elvis Causticfellow
    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      “People who LIE to the American public should RESIGN or be FIRED!” #DeletedTrumpTweets

  • Nounverb911

    This should boost the NYTimes circulation some more.

    https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/880019212290236416

    Palin can read?

  • Sheepshagger
    • The Wanderer

      You rotter! You have brokened mine Irony Meter.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Yeah, I hear Bill Cosby is pushing rape prevention now too.

      • Rick Hill

        trump is creating a new Dept to combat consumer fraud and the waste of taxpayers money

      • Carpe Vagenda

        That’s the bizarre thing. He isn’t. His people floated a tour where he would explain to college athletes (which is to say, high-value targets) how to avoid being falsely accused of rape by evil women. The fuss was big enough that they’re calling it a legacy tour now.

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Jack the Ripper Opens ‘Help a Hooker’ Centers in London”

    • Rick Hill

      Let me guess, they have an anti virus program they can distribute to help keep your computer safe

    • Perkniticky

      What if it’s Obama’s cyberbombs that have been let loose?

    • Stulexington

      Seriously guys, if we can do it anyone can.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “Even with so many world problems only I can fix, I still have time to Tweet because I am most amazing predisent ever!” #DeletedTrumpTweets

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    When I go to my Disqus profile, up in the upper right there’s a box of three “interesting commenters” I might want to check out. Invariably there is at least one who comments on Breitbart. Right now there are two. “Interesting” is an interesting word, isn’t it, Disqus?

  • Nounverb911

    PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL: How to fake a Time Magazine Cover (Still works).

    https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879829140068868096

  • Mary Theresa
  • The Wanderer

    (slurps caffeine) Good morning, all.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The Orange Foolius just can’t help himself. Calls an Irish reporter over to his desk while talking to the PM of Ireland so he can comment on the reporter’s looks and appearance.
    Goddamn what a fucking idiot and perv he is. Guess she’s lucky there were cameras there or she might have been ‘grabbed’ by the kitty.

    https://twitter.com/CaitrionaPerry/status/879804904696496128

    The reporter, Caitriona Perry, who has been the Washington correspondent for the Irish public service broadcaster Raidió Teilifís Éireann since 2014, shared the “bizarre moment” on her Twitter feed and it quickly went viral.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      You notice she stayed carefully out of arm’s reach.

    • The Wanderer

      The Senile Old Lecher (SOL) can’t fucking help himself, can he?

      • Bill D. Burger

        Leopards and spots! Damn he’s a horror show.

        • The Wanderer

          I’d hate to characterize him as a leopard. Nowhere near as good-looking.

          • Bill D. Burger

            …and the spots are age spots. ;)

          • The Wanderer

            And you can’t change them.

    • Joe Beese

      And had he literally grabbed the crotch of a female reporter, on camera, Ann Coulter would have praised it as the act of an”alpha male”.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      And he thinks he is actually being a gentleman.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I thought the suggestion that she puts out for her government leadership was particularly tasteful.

        • From Russia with Love

          “Hey babe, watcha doin’ later?”

      • Bill D. Burger

        And that makes it even more creepy. …if possible.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Classic. The fat, disgusting old drunk who hangs out at college bars and loudly rates the women who walk by.

    • Rickyphoo

      I guess we should be glad he didn’t grab her by the pussy. I mean, he is Donald Trump so he can do that if he wants to.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Hey, maybe he just misheard “RTE” and thought she was one of his friends at RT.

    • NastyBossetti

      There are too many people who wouldn’t get what’s wrong with this, even if you explained it to them.

  • Joe Beese

    Ostensibly a “10th anniversary of iPhone” piece, this is actually a funny and charming celebration of friendship and geekery.

    https://arstechnica.com/apple/2017/06/tales-from-the-very-first-iphone-line/

  • calliecallie

    Woke this a.m. from a dream where some co-workers were planning a themed conference. Their theme was “The nullifying effect of normalizing other people’s pain.” In the dream, I was concerned maybe the theme should be more upbeat. Upon waking, I realized this was about health care legislation. (And because it was a dream, probably other stuff too, but I’m going with health care legislation for now.)

    “The nullifying effect of normalizing other people’s pain.” It could be the theme for the Trump administration.

    • Nounverb911
      • calliecallie

        I just spit on my computer!

      • The Wanderer

        Which is why I won’t do that ‘trust fall’ bullshit.

      • Joe Beese

        The guys do keep their arms locked. She needed to keep her body rigid.

        • NastyBossetti

          Yeah, I feel like some core strength would’ve really helped her out here. They’re not going to be able to hold you with that big a gap in the middle if you’re basically a wet noodle.

      • Bananas Foster

        Fucking idiots. Trust falls are a physical metaphor for an emotional state.

        There’s absolutely no reason to do one from three feet off the ground.

        • Joe Beese

          She does seem to have really committed to it. Even after she slips through the arm ring, it’s a moment before her arms and legs go into crash landing mode.

    • Sheepshagger

      Who’s your fucking Coworker? Jean Paul Satre?

      • The Wanderer

        Camus.

        • Sheepshagger

          Say what you will about the tenets of existentialism dude, but at least it’s an, I dunno, thing? Wanna get high?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I hope she told them to all Foucault off.

      • calliecallie

        LOL. She would probably love that.

  • Nounverb911

    Snowflake complains about being a snowflake.

    https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/880030480728502272

    • The Wanderer

      Wahhh.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I can’t believe a bunch of extremists elected out of anger at the practices of good governance don’t know how to govern.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Poor, starving Face-Eating Leopards.

    • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance

      Having these clowns accomplish nothing is a good thing.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Hey, I agree with something a Republican rep said!

  • The Wanderer
  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger

    The ‘Real Murrikkkans’ who luv’ us just don’t get to show up and luv’ us. These bused in Soros voters take over and make us feel bad!

    [Republicans don’t hold town halls anymore
    Updated by Jeff Stein Jun 27, 2017, 3:10pm EDT

    Only two Republican senators — Jerry Moran of Kansas and Bill Cassidy of Louisiana — have town hall meetings scheduled for the break, according Sarah Davis, a spokesperson at the Town Hall Project. Moran will speak to his constituents on July 6, and Cassidy is scheduled to talk on June 30 about flood prevention. None of the other members of the caucus have announced plans for a town hall.]

    Rethugs have cancelled townhalls left and right and others just won’t schedule any.
    Surprise! YOU PEOPLE!

    https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/6/27/15880904/republicans-town-hall-health-care

    • The Wanderer

      Whiny-ass titty baby snowflakes with about as much moral fiber and testicular fortitude as a nudibranch.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Um, gastropod mollusk libelz.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      What is the exchange rate for Soros Bux vs Bitcoins?

    • Stulexington

      So seriously why aren’t the Democrats bragging up all the town halls they are going to have? Massive vulnerability being ignored imnsho.

  • Nounverb911
    • Bananas Foster

      That just looks like a bully beating up a kid.

      • Jeffocaster in the East

        ^this^ How do we know what went on?

        • William Cook for now

          Well, he moved back towards her after the first two flurries. Not sure what preceded the video but he was coming back for more.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            It doesn’t look like a real fight to me. As far as I can tell, she’s not actually trying to hit him.

          • Stulexington

            Although why they’re sparing in the hallway is beyond me.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Donald Trump soils everything he touches. Just remember what he did to that beautiful Time cover.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4426f8acebe6a5aace4b004819144aa1972fb98b9e2e545ed9c47b19c59696ba.jpg
    Worst “before” and “after” pics EVER!

    • Bill D. Burger

      This is the picture that should be put on a Time cover and copies dropped at every Trump event and posted far and wide across the country. It’ is his ‘true’ self fully revealed.

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDXHjF6UQAAUpV_.jpg

  • Mary Theresa
  • Nounverb911

    Grover suddenly realizes there are other countries besides US N’merkkka.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f58305d4118257aa998758e04a792cf4fcf7997f212765847a2f707b31f37d0.png

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Rats! Foiled again! Back to the drawing board. -Dems.

      • From Russia with Love

        Two days in a row now he has slayed us with his logic bombs.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          Why yes, his logic bombs.

          • From Russia with Love

            Hey, it’s a noun, except when we’re talking about the non-blue grove.

        • The Wanderer

          Wet logic squibs, more like.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Gotta get up awfully early in the morning to put one past this genius.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      So we get to tax the South Sudanese now?

      • The Wanderer

        I would tax all foreigners living abroad.

        • Sheepshagger

          Cecil Rhodes?

          • The Wanderer

            (climbs back into his steampunk hibernaculum)

    • The Wanderer

      Go to bed, Grover. Not even the GOP likes you any longer.

    • Sheepshagger
    • ariel_gee_398

      Grover Norquist is being a disingenuous sack of shit? Must be a day that ends in “y”.

    • Bill D. Burger
    • NastyBossetti

      Wait, did I miss something and we now have the authority to tax everyone in the world?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m not sure he’s going to be able to fit the whole world in a bathtub.

      Of course, that may be why we backed out of the Paris Agreement.

    • From Russia with Love

      Ohhh, let me practice simpleton math. How about, America’s average IQ would be 120 if we stopped testing Republicans.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      115 likes? My niece’s insightful comments about precisely how great of a summer she wishes upon her various classmates are more popular.

  • Lyly Sirivong
    • Roadstergal

      Well, that’s another drop in my We’re Fucked bucket.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Everything I’ve learned about gender identity I learned at teh Wonkette. That is all.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      /dick joke

    • MynameisBlarney

      Only thing I’ve learned from this site is that canned clams turn people into monsters that don’t wear pants whilst making bad puns and penis jokes.

      • Marion in Savannah

        I learned about cedar cheese.

        • Rags

          those cakes?

          • Marion in Savannah

            Yes — the ones we like.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Is this good news for John McCain?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yes?

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        And rat dicks are best served salted.

    • Rick Hill

      Wait. I thought this was just an online ridiculous writing course. I want my tuition fees back!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Saaaay, Arkansas, that’s a nice violation of the separation of church and state you have there.
    Be shame if anything happened to it…

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141809339

    Oopsie!

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Oh, I weep for my home state. I truly do. Once we had William Fulbright, Bill Clinton, and other fine people. Now we have Tom (GAHHHHHHHG) Cotton. I can’t. How my sainted mother survives there still is a testament to her stubborn Democratic persistence.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      How many years in Hell for breaking ALL 10 commandments?

      • Mildred Broxon

        Heck, Moses did it in the movie.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Apparently it’s the same guy who did the same thing in Tulsa to a similar monument:

      http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/bonkers-video-shows-repeat-offender-destroying-arkansas-brand-new-10-commandments-monument/

  • William
    • The Wanderer

      Hm, flashbacks. That kid was one of the best parts of the movie.

      • I’m going back to that drug dealer I bought that $2 hit of acid from….

        There are no flashbacks!!!1!1!

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars.

  • William

    So it’s official. Canada wiped the giant spitball off of that hotel, and likely America is not invited to sit with the cool kids anymore during lunch. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f4a0fbf9a018bd34495aa67451fe9794dbdfac04c6bbf1671748c5d4edc5e98.jpg

    • NastyBossetti

      Not just rainbow socks, but rainbow socks that said, “Eid Mubarak” on them.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Trump succeeds where Obama failed – spawning a new wave of liberal activism

    It turns out Trump, a president loathed by Democrats, is a far greater spur to liberal activism than the revered Barack Obama, a former community organizer who hoped to inspire a wave of officeholders and Democratic idealists. Instead, he presided over the hollowing-out of his party.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m not sure where the idea that Obama wanted to bring in a wave came from. Axelrod always operated by making sure his guy was the only game in town.

  • Shibusa
    • Bananas Foster

      “Deciding not to ban pesticide studies show harms children’s brains.”

      They’re trying to level the playing field for Trump voters.

  • Nounverb911
  • Rags

    I have so had it with NPR. Had the radio on by accident yesterday. Some NPR-oid was on about the health care thingy. He always referred to the BCRA as “Health Care Reform.” Yeah, let’s totally buy Yertle’s and the Boys framing of this as ‘reform.’ Do you not have editors who know that ‘reform’ is a loaded term? There are other words, you know; I would settle for ‘change’ but I’ve instead chosen ‘turn off the dam radio.’

    • Mildred Broxon

      To me, BRCA means an often-lethal breast cancer gene. Which is doubtless a pre-existing condition.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Perfect pictorial on the Trump Big Lie strategy vs The Media:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDYelhmUMAAsVOe.jpg

  • Nounverb911
    • William

      RIP You gentle soul.

    • Marion in Savannah

      I have a British Paddington bear, brought back from a trip. I think he needs a special cuddle today.

    • NastyBossetti

      When I was around 4-ish, my dad was going to England on a business trip and would be gone for my birthday. He asked me what I wanted him to bring back, and I said Paddington Bear, which was the only thing I knew about England. He brought me back one exactly like in that picture. I still have it somewhere, but lost the boots, hat, and jacket almost immediately.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger
    • From Russia with Love

      Republicans change sides of an argument more often than they change their underwear.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
    • ariel_gee_398

      I think he needs to be rebooted. I cannot figure this one out at all.

    • Nounverb911
    • Bill D. Burger
    • NastyBossetti

      Does anyone know what this is supposed to mean??

      • cmd resistor

        I suppose that it not making sense to us is a good thing, as we would have to be nuts to “get it.”

      • ariel_gee_398

        I think if you insert a comma after the parentheses, you get close to what he might have been trying to say?

      • Jennifer R

        Amazon commits a lot of state and local tax avoision.

        • NastyBossetti

          My understanding is that it’s my responsibility to pay state/local sales tax on purchases I make via internet/catalog across state lines if the reseller doesn’t collect taxes. So, wouldn’t that be me avoiding taxes, if Amazon didn’t collect them?

          • Jennifer R

            It is Amazon’s responsibility to collect online sales taxes that state and local municipalities pass.
            It looks like as of April this year Amazon started collecting taxes in all 45 states and DC that require them to. After a decade of fights and lawsuits.

          • NastyBossetti

            Ohhh I see the part I was missing here. The definition of “nexus” has been made broader so large internet retailers like Amazon are required to collect in states where they wouldn’t have had to before.

          • Jennifer R

            On the other hand they just got out of 1.5 billion they owed from some stuff in Luxembourg from a decade ago, so who knows what their tax liability will be from here on out.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I think it means “I have failed to realize that Amazon is significantly more popular than I am and that anyone who voted for me DGAF about rich people paying taxes, and have now sent the roughly half my readers who are living humans off to check out the only paper in the country which is holding my feet to the fire.”

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Punctuation is not optional on the internet, dude.

    • Jennifer R

      Amazon uses its status as an internet retailer to avoid local and state sales taxes.

      • Nounverb911

        I pay local and state sales tax on every Amazon purchase….

        • Jennifer R

          Avoiding online sales tax is a HUGE topic among economists? I am looking at an article by a conservative paper suggestion committing avoision for online sales tax even. Putting the word “forget” in quotes is prima facie evidence of intent.

          • Nounverb911

            That’s true, I buy photography supplies from a NYC store because no tax here.

      • Marion in Savannah

        They’ve been collecting taxes for some time now.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        They collect taxes for the States that set up a collection mechanism.

        • Jennifer R

          As of this last April, and many many many law suits. “Amazon Tax” even has a long ass wikipedia entry.

      • Hizzoner

        Those of us living in Oregon would like to know that those taxes are? We are puzzled by your words…

        • Jennifer R

          Fees levied by the government to pay for civilisation.

          • Hizzoner

            Oh! We have income taxes here to do that. It’s much fairer to the poors. Less regressive don’t cha know.

          • Jennifer R

            My meds are covered, food isn’t taxed here, and I can’t afford to buy anything else at all so I am confused.

    • I’m guessing they messed up his order for a box of vintage FRANKENBERRY cereal.

      • Boscoe

        Complete with original vintage weevils??

    • Roadstergal

      I seriously just bought a WaPo subscription through Amazon about 10min ago, something I’ve been meaning to do but finally got around to. That must be what he’s talking about.

      • From Russia with Love

        You can donate money to Wonkette through Amazon too. Fuck PayPal.

        • Boscoe

          Until I can buy things on Ebay through Amazon, I’m stuck with Paypal, tho.

    • Vincent Ricola

      He should recruit the internet lawyers to prosecute Amazon!

    • Roadstergal
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Amazon bought WaPo? Internet taxes?

      • Nounverb911

        Bezos bought WAPO.

    • BigCSouthside

      I probably owe a lot of back internet taxes

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Dipshit. Sales tax isn’t owed by the seller. It’s owed by the purchaser. Even if Amazon doesn’t collect it, my state income tax form requires me to declare any out of state or online purchases.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Trump’s going to fire Mueller at some point, right?

    • he’s gotta get the acting AG to do it. current one said “no” already. It’s a matter of how many appointees he’s gonna go through before someone will

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Pfffft. “Rules”. Ubermenschen don’t need no stinkin’ rules.

        • ariel_gee_398

          Well, I mean, if he walked up to Mueller and said, “You’re fired,” Mueller could quite reasonably respond, “Says who? SAYS WHO?”

          • UncleTravelingMatt

            Not fired. Not fired. You’re fired.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            What if he has Eric in his new Brownshirt costume to back him up?

          • ariel_gee_398

            You’re right – Mueller would probably be terrified of that grown-up fetal abnormality.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            “Nice haircut, dickhead.”

      • Bill D. Burger

        Turnip would quickly go down the line until he finds a quisling to do his bidding. You’re fired….you’re fired…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/da3c0aff51d07685c35d42c079e5e89d778beea2019229afddfdeb532d272440.jpg

    • The Wanderer

      Probably. It’s in his nature.

      • Bill D. Burger

        See: “Scorpion and the Frog”

    • Bill D. Burger

      Almost certainly. And it will come quickly when Mueller begins to look deeply into Trump business dealings, and especially if he should (and he probably will) subpoena Trump’s tax records.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Deutsche Bank…that’s where the worm is going to turn.

        • Bill D. Burger

          I wouldn’t be surprised at all. It’s often referred to as Europe’s Washing Machine.

          • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

            Let’s hope so. And for what it’s worth, I am sorry that apparently fucking Deutsche Bank is the only reason Drumpf isn’t *totally* bankrupt already so that he could run for president.

            The rest is on you guys, though.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Republican Party symbol to be replaced with the Trump Chicken.

    http://i.giphy.com/Enb8b8Ld9YbJu.gif

  • HazooToo

    Jesus fucking Christ, how are people so goddamn stupid that they do not understand why everyone should ‘have to pay for pregnancy insurance’? Is the concept ‘I was once a pregnancy’ so fucking alien? Were these people HATCHED?!

    • well, lizard people, so maybe

    • Roadstergal

      Even if I were hatched, the fact remains that most people aren’t, and having the people who live around me taken care of makes the country, overall, healthier and better to live in.

      • HazooToo

        Absolutely. It just astounds me that the basic first and last argument in favor of prenatal and maternal care insurance is not “You and every other human on this planet were born.”

    • Crystalclear12

      Even if they are hatched, eggs come from the same place babies do.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Babbies come from chickens? Someone tell Bristol!

        • Crystalclear12

          Not touching this one.

      • mardam422

        Wait…what?

        • Crystalclear12

          Out of a female.

    • mancityRed6

      why should they offer a hand to help their fellow citizens if it means they can afford a trip to mickey d’s every month? just because the good radiates in a radius and eventually reaches everyone around them?
      “I got mine, fuck you!” is their motto.

      • HazooToo

        Yet, at the same time, the people who support Republicans and thereby this hideous bill are also the same people who are challenging each other to see how many white babies they can create. I realize they’re stupid as hell, but… REALLY?

        • mancityRed6

          no one said they were smrt

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger

    Hannity: “I’m not a parrot. You’re the parrot.”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDVFtI9UAAEwJjC.jpg

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • HooverVilles

      That would be funny If, if it weren’t so true.
      Bigly SAD!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • HooverVilles

      EGG-SACTLY!

  • Jennifer R

    What part of “No one has a choice to if they interact with the health care system or not” Does the right try so hard to not understand. It’s not like Pizza Hut. *not* getting health care has real material effects on the health of the people around you, and in many cases people end up factually forced into care at some point.

    • Boscoe

      Not to mention the profound negative effects on the economy of having so many catastrophically ill people unable to work and losing everything they have, as well as the ripple effect of family and friends missing work to help take care of them etc.

      Conservatives are so hell-bent on preserving the suffering of others that they don’t realize EVERYONE would be better off emotionally AND financially if the sick were cared for to some basic, minimum degree, preferably along with good preventative care and early treatment to help keep them from becoming so sick in the first place.

      • Lefty Wright

        Right. And some people really can’t take I granny when the nursing home kicks her out. They may live in a three bedroom apartment with a son,daughter and spouse, need both incomes to live, and replacing the kitchen table with a hospital bed is not an option. Even if your landlord, Jared Kushner, would allow it. Which he won’t.

    • VirginiaLady

      Never a smart move to kill off your base. I wouldn’t mind at all except they are hell bent on dragging the rest of us into the grave with them.

      • TundraGrifter

        Like the tobacco companies?

        • VirginiaLady

          Lung damage to death takes a longer time and the eventual treatments bring in cash to the big for profit hospitals and pharmaceutical guys. This is their kind of trickle down or sharing the wealth. All the one percenters win!

  • And the answer to this week’s question, “Where’s the Gulf of Tonkin now?”:

    Syria.

  • An example of the razor sharp observation skillz of the eagle-eyed Sean Hannity

    https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/879539375595454464

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