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The horror. The horror.
I wanted bipartisanship. And for my sins, they gave it to me.

How grim are things looking for the Senate’s Fuck The Poors Agenda, Medical Care Division? Now that the Congressional Budget Office has estimated the Better Move To A Country That Cares bill will leave 22 million more Americans without health insurance, more Republicans are saying “ummmm” and remembering really important fundraising calls they need to make when asked about the thing. Senate Rs have decided to put off a vote on Affordable Care Act repeal until after the 4th of July recess. They might even have to talk to constituents, now! At the very least, they’re going to try rewriting the thing, maybe with a different font and wider margins so the CBO will give it a better score. Donald Trump has also asked all Republican senators to meet him at the White House this afternoon to talk strategy, and maybe so he can spill some top secret intelligence information (we kid — they’re not Russians!). That meeting is scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon.

The delay seems to have averted a far more frightening possibility: Earlier today, Politico reported that Majority Leader Mitch McConnell had warned Trump that if the Senate can’t pass ACA repeal, Republicans might be forced to work with Democrats to fix problems with Obamacare instead of eliminating insurance for tens of millions of Americans. Truly, that prospect is too horrible to contemplate.

This all had to have come as a huge disappointment to Trump, who just yesterday told the nation via Official Statement Twitter he’s thinking of maybe just withholding ACA cost-sharing payments from insurance companies, and how would you like it if the market collapsed, which would totally be Democrats’ fault for writing a law Trump could sabotage so easily.

Now that Senate Republicans have decided they can’t scrape together 50 votes by Friday, it’s unclear whether Trump will still go through with unilaterally trying to destroy the individual markets; here’s hoping some of those at today’s meeting might persuade him that’s a bad idea. For all we know, maybe Elizabeth Warren will have to tell the President she’d like nothing better than for him to withhold the cost-sharing payments, which might convince him to increase subsidies just to spite her.

Reportedly, McConnell recently raised the specter of bipartisanship with both Republican senators and with Trump, explaining that a Republican failure to pass a repeal could have terrifying consequences, according to several Senate aides:

“If we fail, we’re going to be negotiating with [Democratic Leader] Chuck Schumer,” said one Republican staffer.

Such a fate, far worse than slashing Medicaid and jacking up premiums so high that many would be priced out of the market, appears to have receded with the delay.

So now we can look forward to a nice quiet Fourth of July, a chance to appreciate what really makes America great: Senators secretly drafting a plan to remake a sixth of the economy — possibly leading to an economic crash, starting with the healthcare industry — and returning the uninsured rate to where it was in 2010, with a resulting increase in deaths from treatable illnesses and a return to medical debts causing half of the nation’s bankruptcies.

While we’d like to think that maybe this setback might lead Senate Republicans to just give up, we also thought the House wouldn’t manage to pass its horrorshow of a bill, either, so we won’t be surprised if the main thing McConnell and crew learn is that the bill was far too public this time around, so next time, they’ll spring the real bill on the public an hour or so before the Senate votes on it.

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  • WotsAllThisThen

    I don’t understand. Did he explain how “terrific” this plan is, like you wouldn’t believe? Maybe he just needs more time to explain that.

    • PubOption

      His problem is that we wouldn’t believe it.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Does the second ammendment give Republicans the right to shoot themselves in the foot?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Only in self-defense.

    • Crystalclear12

      With both barrels!

  • Ryan Denniston

    “Donald Trump has also asked all Republican senators to meet him at the White House this afternoon to talk strategy, and maybe so he can spill some top secret intelligence information”

    Time for another kegger to celebrate the eve of a historic vote a fortnight from now? Knowing Trump, it wouldn’t surprise

  • goonemeritus

    Mitch better pace himself, even though my Mom is 90, she grew-up in Brooklyn and is more than capable of “tuning up” people that she deems deserving.

    • Crystalclear12

      It’s nice that she stays active.

  • baconzgood

    “Never be a partisan”

    -Marcus Aurelius-

    He said this because he knew that consensus = governance

  • Crystalclear12

    An hour seems a bit much, how about 15 minutes?

  • Jenny

    I plan on putting Ted Cruz and John Cornyn as the responsible party on all my insurance forms.

  • goonemeritus

    They need to vote on this quick, the longer they delay the more they risk people reading it.

    • baconzgood

      Hahahaha. Republican voters don’t read. They have Glenn Beck tell them.

      • Crystalclear12

        This is about old people, the AARP will make sure they know how badly they are getting screwed!

        • baconzgood

          No. They will phase it out in 20 years. The oldz will be dead with the saddling with their kids with reverse mortgage debt.

          • Crystalclear12

            You can join AARP at 55.
            Some will be there and all be affected by the rate hikes.

          • baconzgood

            Single payer is the only solution. I see this whole thing a lot like women voting or gay marriage. It’s going to happen. Just a question of how soon and to what degree.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Republicans will start another random war before that happens. It’s too “British” and God forbid Canadian.

          • Jennaratrix

            Someone please tell AARP that I can’t join until 55; I started getting mailers 6 months before my 47th birthday.

          • Crystalclear12

            Hmm. . . maybe Trump years count differently?

          • cmd resistor

            I got a spouse membership in my early 40’s.

          • Jennaratrix

            My spouse is younger than I am, and having a fucking FIELD DAY with the mailers.

          • cmd resistor

            Wait till you start getting cremation and funeral planning mail.

          • Indivisible Snark Tank

            I thought it you were eligible when you turned 50. Still, 47 is too young! (and you don’t look a day over 30, Jen!)

          • mailman27

            You can join at 50 I’m pretty sure.

          • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

            Yes, you can! Someone . . . someone else I know joined at 50.

          • Crystalclear12

            Yep, 50. What do you know I’m closer to being a card carrying ol’ fart than I thought!

    • Oneofthebobs

      “It’s a cookbook!”.

  • Ryan Denniston

    “So now we can look forward to a nice quiet Fourth of July, a chance to appreciate what really makes America great”

    Protesting the tyranny of our out of touch overlords as they try to steal all our stuff?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Well, they’re selling bombs, er, fireworks at the supermarket. Stock up freedom fighters!

      • Ryan Denniston

        You kid but my brothers and I used to have wars with bottle rockets as kids.

        • Shanzgood 11 Days

          This is one of the reasons why women have a longer life expectancy that men.

        • C4TWOMAN

          No, I believe you. I used to take apart the spent of dud crackers and roll them up in the wrapping paper with a fuse. They never “popped” but some of them had some really psychedelic colored smoking effects….

        • PubOption

          I used to work with a guy from rural Arkansas. According to his tales, all the adults in his family were drunk and incapable before it was time to fire off the fireworks, so the kids all played with said fireworks. Somehow both he and his brother had a full compliment of body parts.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I don’t know if I’m celebrating anymore. I look at the mother country and the Care Bear Commonwealth up north and… I’m really beginning to think we should have just waited out George III.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    More likely that they’ll pass a bill before the public gets to see it. They don’t give a shit what the public wants anyhow, so why the fuck not?

  • timpundit

    If they want to get to MItch’s REAL love, Tax Reform, then they have to vote on this really soon, I wonder if this isn’t the first step in letting the repeal bill slowly die from neglect.

    Still I cannot believe the repubs will let this end this way I mean their whole excuse for existence is to repeal the black guy’s health care program. If they can’t do that why do they even exist?

    And as numerous people have already said delaying it gives time to the opposition.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Well, I don’t think that most of the elected GOP at the time was really terribly against Obamacare, and I don’t think that most of them disliked him. But when they saw the shrieking racist harpies slobbering about DEATH PERNELS at the town hall meetings in 2009, they were, like, “Hey, being racist is an issue that will get us elected over and over!” They used that hatred to define themselves as being everything anti-Obama, and now they are fucking stuck with it, even though they probably don’t actually disagree with Obamacare personally.

      • mailman27

        It’s just that they’re so cold-blooded and fundamentally dishonest.

      • Eileen Besse

        Well–they voted to keep “Obamacare” for THEMSELVES….

  • baconzgood

    For some reason Trump will proclaim this lack of votes for his keystone policy a success.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • AJ Milne

    Much as with New Yorker cartoons, pretty much any sentence describing the actions of Mitch McConnell can coherently be followed with: ‘Christ, what an asshole’.

    Call a massive, poisonous behemoth like this ‘reconciliation’ to make the vote easier, try to sneak it past meaningful review, expert or otherwise, hide it from the public… And never mind the Garland/Gorsuch chicanery…

    Seriously, how is someone this fundamentally opposed to meaningful representative democracy an elected representative? It’s like having an arsonist running the fire department.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Gremlin with horrible hair outside window: “Perhaps just let OCare [bites chunk out of plane wing; rips out fuel lines] crash & burn!”
    [James Kirk hides head under plane seat cushion]

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “Just let OCare crash & burn”

    Thus the Reptard-in-Chief explains his heartfelt concern for the safety and well-being of Americans.

    • Bebecca

      Just like he told them during the campaign. There will be a lot of love when I’m president. And they believed him.

  • Marceline
    • cmd resistor

      Relax is no longer in my vocabulary.

    • Jenny

      This is how it will go down. Because shitgibbons.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Yep. Translation: “We need more time to threaten Senators to vote for this bill and we’ll use this time to make it worse just to appease Rand Paul.”

    • timpundit

      No relaxing, no relaxing You’re the relax!

      • jodyleek

        Frankie, is that you? I thought you went to Hollywood.

    • ArgieBargie

      Exactly. Let’s not forget 4 GOP Senators are opposing the bill simply because it isn’t “mean” enough.

    • Randy Riddle

      Keep watching the streets outside Congress for the beer truck. Then you know something is up.

      • kindness

        They seem to like Bud Light which is another thing they need to be mocked about.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    “That meeting is scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon.”
    Its Tuesday afternoon and POTUS is still at work? I thought for sure he’d be starting his weekend by now.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I do wonder what they will cook up to get racalitrant Senators on board. Say Mitch, have you tried to introduce language that would defund ACORN yet? I bet you could probably get a moderate with that gem. Or maybe $250,000 over 10 years to solve (along with Jared of course) the opioid crisis.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Even as the new analysis deepened the unease of some moderate GOP senators, conservatives stepped up their attacks against the proposal as insufficiently ambitious. Club for Growth President David McIntosh, who has clashed with Republican Party leaders in the past, issued a statement Tuesday saying the proposal “restores Obamacare.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c7ab356cb376ab7dc924f556b3c3d87ab7d1059b9b33b98be15960da105559c9.jpg

  • capnkrunch

    If we fail, we’re going to be negotiating with [Democratic Leader] Chuck Schumer

    In a functioning democracy negotiations and compromise and the first order of business, not a nuclear option threat.

    • Jennaratrix

      Pretty much what I said in today’s second Resistbot letter to my senators.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Donald Trump has also asked all Republican senators to meet him at the White House this afternoon to talk strategy

    So why is the White House staff hiding all the breakables?

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      I’m pretty sure they hid all the breakables on Jan. 19th.

      • Longstreet63

        Everything but the United States…

    • kindness

      Trump wants them there to gloat about his amazing win against Hillary and the size of his inagural crowd.

    • Bebecca

      Is he sending a bus for them?

  • Shibusa

    The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. ~ George Carlin

    • Sheepshagger

      “They coming for your social security!”

      • Longstreet63

        Oh, no one is going to lose Social Security. They’re just going to…invest it for you. There may be a few fees, of course, but that’s the price of freedom.

        • Bozilingus

          CSNY would know the costs…
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMfvYxK9Zoo

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          I thought the price of freedom was eternal vigilance. . . and a Wing Commander sequel game.

          • Longstreet63

            No, the price of freedom is a cost-plus no bid contract to Halliburton to do some menial chore soldiers could do for free.
            “All laundry will be flown to China on chartered jets as a cost saving measure. Fees based on 60 lbs of laundry per soldier per day.”

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            So it is eternal vigilance. . . of one’s bottom line.

          • Longstreet63

            No, it turns out that the Bottom line watching has been contracted out to Halliburton as well. They’ll let us know if Halliburton tries anything…

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        So still no “lock box”?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    House couldn’t pass bill because it wasn’t cruel enough: makes bill more cruel and it passes with ease.

    Senate couldn’t pass bill because it wasn’t cruel enough: ……

    Summer reruns already?

    • PubOption

      Could the vote be rescheduled for Feb 2nd?

  • Longstreet63

    I bet Trump is going to threaten them.
    Oh, please threaten the Senators, Mister Trump. You can’t let them disrespect you. They’ll cave right in, I promise…

  • Republican Senators are working very hard to murder Americans, with no help from the Democrats. Not easy!
    http://i.imgur.com/b9mxOZX.gif

    It’s not easy being sleazy and 💓 less

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.) went out of his way to blame Democrats for not cooperating — a talking point Republicans are expected to underscore now that the bill has been pulled.

    “How dare those Democrats fail to help us pass a proposal that would kill Obamacare now that the public supports it! How DARE they!!!”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6bf2bdd93786d15a53ce9abb9e905675fd4218681ecf1da43c26582fa152f30f.jpg

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      So despite shutting them out of the process, gloating that you didn’t need them to get the bill through, and doing everything possible to make this as one-sided as possible it’s still their fault?
      How? Should they crane their necks out a little more so it’s easier for the ax-man?

      • Longstreet63

        Trump hasn’t nominated an executioner yet.

        • kindness

          He has Russians for that.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Especially since we haven’t invited them to one meeting or had one hearing where they could offer suggestions and discuss proposals.

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        Well ya know. By ‘cooperate’ they mean ‘do it our way or else, no questions asked’. Always have.

        • SeeTrain65

          “Democrats, we need your cooperation” = “Just vote the way we tell you to vote.”

    • Rick Hill

      How dare the democrats stop the majority from….er, how exactly does that part work, anyway?

    • Panika MCD

      he’s the whip. it’s a shitty job even when you’re on the right side.

    • JMP

      Yeah, they’re refusing to cooperate with your horrible bill designed to kill tens of thousands of Americans every year. And they deserve blame for this? Huh?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “OK, we’ll draw straws, the fifty shortest ones have to vote for this thing. Dammit Cruz, you can’t take one and then put it back! This is going to take a while…”
    — Mitch McConnell

    • Longstreet63

      They’d get the votes if the payoff was to punch Ted Cruz in the face…
      I hope they don’t think of that. It might get 99 votes…

  • La forza del resistino

    the WH press corp is needling Sarah Huckabee at the presser so much she can skip her acupuncture sessions for the next 6 months.

  • Sheepshagger

    Here lies the Trump Administration: couldn’t pass a sloppy bowel motion if they tried.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    McConnell still has about $188 billion in funds that he could use to shore up the bill’s support by offering Republicans money to fight opioid abuse, as well as several more proposals he could include to attract conservative support, particularly the expansion of health savings accounts to woo the party’s right flank.

    Don’t pop the champagne just yet–and for God’s sake, if you live in a state with a wavering GOP senator, please keep calling!

    • Jennaratrix

      My senator isn’t wavering – that fucker Blunt won’t answer the phone, and is a solid “yes.” I’ve been faxing letters through Resistbot, but it won’t matter; he’s so republican he probably shits red. He doesn’t care what some blue bitch originally from MA thinks, and knows I wouldn’t vote for him even if he did rediscover his conscience.

      • Longstreet63

        Same in Indiana. The Democrat is one who voted for Gorsich. The Republican rode Trump’s coat tails. The Dem is probably safe on health care. The Republican would lick Trump’s boots for free.

        • Jennaratrix

          McCaskill is fighting and I’m glad to have her, but MO is a fucking nightmare. Greitens is a pig fucker of the first order, and the state legislature is trying to pass a bill making it legal to fire a woman for using birth control, having had an abortion in the past, or being pregnant. There are so many things to fight I can’t prioritize.

    • Panika MCD

      HSAs are horse apples.

    • dave in texas

      I’m pretty sure Ted Cruz feeds on the disapproval of Democrats, so I’m afraid a call from the Austin area code will, vampire-like, make him stronger.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Ted Cruz (R-Calgary). Because Canada’s loss is our loss too.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      He’s not going to offer anyone money to fight opioid abuse unless there’s a loophole whereby the money can go to some form of grift rather than actually helping people.
      But yes, now is not the time to rest easy

    • SeeTrain65

      Looking at you, Portman.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Yeah, I’ll call McTraitor and Rand Paul. I’m sure they’re both wavering – Paul over whether it’s possible to allow insurance companies to simply execute the poor and Mitch over how many of the nude photos he has of the Rep. senators he’ll need to use to bring them over to the dark side with him.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    For all we know, maybe Elizabeth Warren will have to tell the President she’d like nothing better than for him to withhold the cost-sharing payments, which might convince him to increase subsidies just to spite her.

    If she does it while wearing a War Bonnet, she might get him to do anything.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Negotiating with Chuck Schumer isn’t tough. Just put a camera in one corner of the room and tell him that he looks like he lost some weight.

    • janecita

      I assume that you are also not a fan of the senator.

      • h4rr4r

        Can I ask why?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I’m not sure that I love many Senators – Warren, Franken, Harris… Schumer has his interests that he has to pander to. He does plenty of good, but I never quite feel like I can trust him to put up a good fight. It often seems like he’s so interested in bipartisanship that he’s like an early Obama.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Schumer is an Israel hawk and, sorry, but his younger cousin really isn’t that funny. That said I’m no purist and I’ll be glad with whoever we can get at this point to water down the turtle dump even the slightest bit. We’re never going to get the magical unicorn pixie dust of single payer, because we are not Canada and have spent almost 250 years entrenched in a culture that abhors everything about Commonwealth countries. But if all he can get is for them to drop the bill and leave Obamacare alone then fine, I’ll take it.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “American people want to impeach Trump, with no help from Republicans! Not easy. Maybe just let Trump Presidency crash & burn?”
    — When a Trump tweet bounces off a mirror

    • Ryan Denniston

      I think this is the funniest thing I have read today.

    • Bebecca

      I think it’s on a collision course. I started to say “hopefully” but then we get president pence. I don’t know what to wish for.

      • Indictments and jail time for the lot of them. Right on down to Betsy DeVry.

        • Three Finger Salute

          I call her Betsy DeVil.

      • Three Finger Salute

        As usual, other places do it better. If this was a country under the Westminster system, the whole lot would have been turfed under a no confidence vote by now. Obama would have won a majority government and might even still be the president prime minister. There wouldn’t be a “deputy prime minister Pence”.

        But no, just like Canada defines itself as “not America” (and so much for the better), we had to do everything bass-ackwards from the rest of the Commonwealth nations because we were so determined to be “not Britain.” Plus, that word “commonwealth” sounds too “commonist” for Murricans’ tastes.

        Can we have a mulligan for that whole thing and Make America Great Britain Again? Because it’s 1812?

  • cmd resistor

    This was kind of hopeful about People’s Filibuster against Trumpcare last night: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/6/27/1675717/-Something-Magical-Happened-on-the-Steps-of-the-US-Capital-Last-Night

  • It’s hard to imagine Trump spilling any intelligence, his reservoir is already on empty.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      He spills diet coke on intelligence briefs all the time.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        You think he drinks diet coke. How adorable. You have seen his ass lately, right? He’s drinking pork fat.

        • Latverian Diplomat
        • alpacapunchbowl

          Diet soda has a chemical that makes you hungrier. We’re going to have to switch from calling him Donnie two-scoops to Donnie three-scoops before long.

          • PubOption

            Aspartame can cause insomnia, so it could be another reason for the 3am tweets.

          • SeeTrain65

            He’ll place an order like I heard someone in front of me place at McDonald’s back in my 20s:

            Customer: “Yeah, I’ll have the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value meal, and super size it. Plus, I want two more Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese, another super size fry, and three hot apple pies.”

            Cashier: “And what do you want as your drink?”

            Customer: “A Diet Coke, please.”

            I know what you’re thinking. No, it wasn’t Trump.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Donnie Double D

  • kindness

    Why does it seem as if being short on stuff is a Republican requirement?
    Republican voters? A sandwich (or 2) short of a picnic.
    Trump’s penis? I think we all know where this is going…..

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Republican spine, republican brain, republican mean IQ. . .

      • Longstreet63

        They have those removed and replaced with spite.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Republicans are just mean. They don’t register any IQ.

    • Panika MCD

      I am digesting delicious tacos. why would you ruin that for me?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Beef, pork, seafood or vegetarian?

        I have no tacos of my own, I have to live vicariously through your tacos.

        • Panika MCD

          chorizo! (pork and chicken” if it matters.) with refried beans, cheese, sour cream, salsa and avocados. why you no taco?

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Did you make your own chorizo?

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    So we can live for now. Time to go to our doctors and get treatment while the getting’s good.

    I’m serious, people. Time to get everything you need to get checked. I was told by my own doctor yesterday to go ahead and schedule my tests while they are affordable. She is concerned. All of my doctors are concerned. Get check-ups, labs, the lot, done. Better to have procedures taken care of and diagnosis set in place before everything collapses. It’s not much of a strategy, but it is a strategy.

    • yyyaz

      I hope things went well at your appointment.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Did. Got everything going right. Now for the rest of you to get yourselves checked out.

    • Shanzgood 11 Days

      Per PPH, the number of requests for LARCs like IUDs spiked 900 percent after the election.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Better to be safe than sorry, right? It sucks that it’s this way, but it is what it is.

      • Three Finger Salute

        TMI: I actually had myself “Fixed” in 2012 because I was afraid that if Romney won, I wouldn’t able to get RX for birth control again. (There were other reasons for that, but I figured I better act sooner rather than later.)

    • SweetDeeKat

      Shit. Calling for my mammogram right now while it’s still covered.

    • Joe Beese

      I’m going to have all my 2020s colonoscopies done now to be on the safe side.

    • DensityDestiny

      This is my strategy essentially every year when our deductible maxes out. Last year, that happened in April. Dermatology visits and sleep studies all around!

    • PubOption

      That strategy can find conditions before your insurance changes.

    • I’ve upped my vodka, tequila, and cigarette consumption with that in mind.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Or just stock up on antifreeze for when the bubble does eventually burst (because the Republicans popped it). Share some Kool-Aid with all your friends or just act now and avoid the holiday rush.

  • Rick Hill

    Dealing with republicans? Get it in writing and get it up front.

    • dave in texas

      That’s not my signature on that piece of paper! And even if it is, I was coerced into signing by terrorist Democrats. And even if I wasn’t coerced, I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I signed it.

  • jesterpunk
  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    If they do have to hold off until after the Fourth, we may be able to take this up a notch….

    • Marceline

      God help any of them that show up to Fourth of July festivities.

  • Panika MCD

    Tsarina Tic Tacs is starting to remind me of Shakespeare’s version of Richard III–not that he could ever be so cunning, but that he’s harkening back to a stage practice of the villain breaking the 4th wall to tell the audience exactly what he’s up to because the audience can’t stop him. I don’t know who he thinks his audience is or why he doesn’t understand that the particular actors in this play can, in fact, see his twits and twats. for sure, if you are in any position to oppose him, he makes things easy–unless you’re supposed to be on his team…

    • PubOption

      Will ‘healthcare reform’ bring on a winter of discontent?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Too arty-smarty. Just call him Dick the Turd.

  • JMP

    Chris Cillizza will give this news a sad face emjoi, because he is a total hack who treats politics like a sport and actually thinks it’s appropriate to score killing tens of thousands of people a year with a 😊 and protecting those lives a 😢.

    • Ryan Denniston

      I don’t remember any emojis when the ACA was up for voting.

    • msanthropesmr

      I give Chris Cilliza this emoji 💩 💩 💩

  • Bitter Scribe

    Dok, didn’t you get the memo? It’s uncivil and rude to describe how sabotaging health insurance will “murder” or “kill” anyone. Apparently the party that compared giving people assistance for health insurance to slavery and Nazism, and spread lies about “death panels,” has decided that the rhetoric being used to describe their actions is just too, too uncouth.

    • JMP

      Not just the party, but of course a large portion of our right-wing mainstream media has also decided it’s completely unfair and partisan to accurately point out the effects that passing the health care destruction act will have.

    • jesterpunk

      You can however spread lies about the ACA and how it is killing people with its death panel. Just dont hurt the snowflakes feelings.

    • Rick Hill

      Funny how it’s a given the republicans and their supporters will lie, cheat, steal, pander, lie, misrepresent, fearmonger, lie, bully, name call, lie and it’s all what’s expected of strong leaders and people. Democrats are tarnished if they don’t believe one hundred percent and are perceived to be not as pure as the driven snow

  • “If we fail, we’re going to be negotiating with [Democratic Leader] Chuck Schumer,” said one Republican staffer.

    You mean… conservatives might actually have to govern and listen to different points of view and craft actual improvements to the ACA instead of sentencing people to die and giving a tax cut to the rich?

    They might have to act like actual adults that want good governance?

    I can see why that prospect would fill them with existential dread and horror.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Isn’t this called bipartisanship? The thing they bash the ACA over, the thing everybody claims to want?

    • Longstreet63

      Harry Reid, we miss you.

    • Rags

      Thanks for the confirmation that the secret bill was because of the R’s refusal to work with D’s, not the D’s being obstructionist.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This Just In: In desperate bid to secure more Senate votes the AHCA, Mitch McConnell proposes four new Red States: Wynotming, Morantana, Idahno, and Arknebraska.

    • yyyaz

      Why not? 90% of the Senate represents only 1% of the population already.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Even Alberta wouldn’t give up Canuckcare for all the oil subsidies Rexxon has to offer.

  • Flashman

    If there’s one threat that I believe Trump can make good on, it’s that he will fuck up the administration of something.

  • Fartknocker

    Herein lies the problem Turtle Boy. As much as you want your tax cuts, 23.999 million need support from the Government and as much as you hate Obama, he made advanced this nation forward for future generations. So after 70+ attempts at fucking the health care chicken, maybe you should consider a different strategy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2d4f3934959516b323b784db0b285023d5c6d040a0c05ee8d4de41109847a00f.jpg

    • yyyaz

      Needz moar broken calculators.

    • SeeTrain65

      “I’m sorry, this does not compute.” – IBM’s Watson

  • TJ Barke

    Yes, we’ll let OCare crash and burn… Because we cut the wings off…

  • jesterpunk

    OT but it looks like some cops might actually get in some trouble for covering up a murder.

    http://abc7chicago.com/news/3-current-or-ex-cpd-officers-indicted-in-relation-to-laquan-mcdonald-shooting/2155381/

    CHICAGO (WLS) — Three
    current or former Chicago police officers were indicted on state felony
    charges for allegedly engaging in a conspiracy in an attempt to prevent
    or shape an independent criminal investigation of the police-involved
    shooting death of 17-year-old Laquan McDonald.

    The charges were
    announced Tuesday by Patricia Brown Holmes, a Special Prosecutor
    appointed by Presiding Judge LeRoy K. Martin Jr. of the Circuit Court of
    Cook County Criminal Division.

    Detective David March and
    Patrol Officers Joseph Walsh and Thomas Gaffney were each charged with
    conspiracy, official misconduct and obstruction of justice. The
    three-count indictment was voted Monday by a Cook County special grand
    jury.

    “The indictment makes clear that these defendants did more
    than merely obey an unofficial ‘code of silence,’ rather it alleges that
    they lied about what occurred to prevent independent criminal
    investigators from learning the truth,” Holmes said.

    • Longstreet63

      Don’t worry. They’ll be found innocent of all charges by an all-white jury in the right suburb.

      • Ricky Gay

        Mistrial :(

    • Wow, some cops might actually get prosecuted for murdering a black person? It is good to hear that actions can have consequences. The other day I was reading about a cop who is facing charges for killing a woman (in front of her two children) because she fell asleep with them and her boyfriend in their new SVU, then got scared and tried to back away from them slowly. The cop fired 14 shots through the drivers window and windshield. Of course that women was white, or at least looked white, so the prosecution is less surprising.

      • jesterpunk

        Not for murdering a black person, this is for lying about it and trying to cover up their lies.

        • Small steps towards humanity?

          • jesterpunk

            Baby steps.

        • Blackest Noobs

          cuz murdering black people is A-Ok….lying about it not so much.
          priorities people priorities.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Eric Zorn of the Chicago Tribune doesn’t think so:

        Given the raft of acquittals of police officers criminally charged for killing African-Americans, I’m reversing my earlier prediction that Chicago police Officer Jason Van Dyke will be convicted at his upcoming trial in the 2014 shooting death of Laquan McDonald.

        Yes, the dashcam video of Van Dyke opening fire on McDonald as McDonald sauntered away, swinging a small knife in his hand is vivid and appalling. But so was the just-released dashcam video of a Minnesota police officer panicking and firing a fatal volley of bullets into Philando Castile during a traffic stop, and the officer was acquitted earlier this month.

        Time after time we’ve seen judges, juries and prosecutors cutting police officers considerable slack for instinctive acts with tragic results. Smart money now has to say Van Dyke will walk.

        Zorn is unfortunately on the money about this kind of thing. For instance, he predicted the acquittal of George Zimmerman.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Doesn’t matter. Trump will pardon them and give them a medal for going after the “urban carnage in Chicago.”

    • alpacapunchbowl
  • La forza del resistino

    can we call any failure of a GOP healthcare bill vote a pre-existing condition?

  • Scooby

    So, my Trump loving neighbor says he isn’t worried about losing his Medicaid because he is more worried about being killed by a Muslim Terrorist he says the travel ban is more important. We live in a town of about 2000 people.

    • Panika MCD

      what’s the median household income?

      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        Meth.

      • TundraGrifter

        The Medians say that’s none of your business. They are VERY tired of people asking!

      • SeeTrain65

        Five squirrels, two badgers and a raccoon, in its late 40s.

      • Scooby

        It’s actually pretty high. They are mostly Mormons so thier grip on reality is tenuous at best.

        • Panika MCD

          better a sect that believes being “stewards of the earth” doesn’t mean it’s okay to fuck up the planet than another that does…

    • Shanzgood 11 Days

      Sounds like a prime target for terrorism.

    • h4rr4r

      I take it he is not a statistician.

      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        Or even sentient.

    • Mavenmaven

      Robots. He should be more worried about robots.

    • Longstreet63

      Well, at least he should be happy he won’t be seeing any Muslim doctors…

    • jesterpunk

      He should be more worried about toddlers, they kill more people then terrorists. Also right wing nut jobs. But they are not scary brown people.

      • h4rr4r

        Muslim Terrorists are usually right wing nut jobs.

        • Werewolf

          According to Saint Corbyn, they’re part of the Progressive Resistance to Western imperialism.

    • mfp

      lemme guess…you live in central (pick any state)?

      • You should ice that burn

        just west of Springfield..

        • JustDon’tSayShank

          Shelbyville. I know it well.

        • mfp

          IL, no doubt…khaa -rhyst, central IL…like every other flyover state, it has two big metro areas and the rest is ala-fucking-bama

      • Scooby

        I’m in Utah so lots of crazy Mormons.

    • Blackest Noobs

      what a poor dumb deluded fool……such a fool.

    • Claire

      Why do all these lunatics insist on believing that ISIS is going to come to the middle of nowhere to kill them personally instead of blowing up any given Penn Station and hitting ten times that many people? Can you ask him why that makes even the smallest amount of sense to him and report back?

      • marxalot

        Because they know that they’re “real America”?

        • Claire

          They can put their money where their mouths are, then, and set up Real America in Guyana.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Collective PTSD from 9/11 that was never properly addressed. Except by dumb platitudes from Ghouliani that the terrorists wouldn’t stop Americans from going shopping. Now that they can’t afford shopping (and retail is all but dead), they think the terrorists have won.

        • Claire

          If they think they have the same cause for PTSD as New Yorkers or anyone who lives in a large city that might actually be a target, they’re putting on airs. They might as well have PTSD because a kid in Laos tripped over an undetonated bomb.

      • Scooby

        He’s a Trump supporter and very little he says makes sense. Or for that matter almost anyone here. I guess the point of telling his story is to show how deluded these people are. He says and does the craziest stuff.

  • whitroth

    Come on – Dems have to pander to their constituents… and try to help most of the voters. Reprobaticans fully support their constituents, and only their constituents… the billionaires, and some of the folks who voted for them, not the hoi polloi!

    “Bipartisanship is another name for date rape” – Grover Norquist (traitor, guilty of sedition)

  • Blackest Noobs

    they had 7 years to craft a better bill. 7 FUCKING YEARS..and still with all that time they couldn’t produce anything good. So the Senate basically copied and pasted the House’s bill with a few changes that only fucked over one million less people but still fucks 22 million people…and even more hilariously, right-wingers are lauding the supposed billions of dollars of saving and pretending that money could be use for say Medicare or whatever when the reality it’s going in the pockets of the wealthy to purchase another gold-plated pool or car or wife.

    they keep this up it won’t be violent islamic terrorism they need to watch out for. you can push dumb white people for so long before they get a clue and get angry….and then forget why they’re angry.

    we’re doomed.

    • h4rr4r

      I think what you think is good and what they think is good does not have much overlap.

    • JustDon’tSayShank

      Hey, now, be fair! During those 7 years they were busy blocking the Kenyan Usurper and failing to repeal the ACA. There was no time for “crafting a new bill.”

      Plus, also too: recess. Lots and lots of recess.

  • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

    A paltry 66k likes, and only 1/4 of them could be bothered to RT. I bet that chaps his tremendous ass bigly.

  • Mavenmaven

    He’s so filled with hate and frustration that he won’t even spell out the name of He Who Can’t Be Named.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Just heard some conservative douchebag on NPR complain that the media portrayal of Trumpcare was unfair and misleading. According to this asshole the bill would actually make health insurance cheaper and easier to get for low income people (something, something, block grants, state pools, etc.). The senate should just pass it and give it five years to work its magic.

    The interviewer actually pushed back a little and mentioned that, under Trumpcare, in two years many folks with serious, chronic illnesses would be unable to purchase or afford insurance, and that we were “legitimately terrified.” Douchebro countered: “well, yes, there’s certainly room for improvement.”

    I just can’t (again).

    Anyhoo: yay – stay of execution!

    • Anna Rompage

      Was it Jonah Goldberg? That guy’s a douche canoe…

      • SeeTrain65

        Could be any douche canoe out there. There’s a long list.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Can’t remember the guy’s name. He was from some conservative think tank with a long acronym relating to consumers, free markets and apple pie.

        • cmd resistor

          Has to be fake apple pie.

        • Three Finger Salute

          No baseball, hot dogs and Chevrolet? Fake American! Fake news!

          • Sedagive ’em Hell

            Don’t forget mom (unless she has a preexisting condition, in which case she can just drop dead).

      • laughingnome

        He’s a douche kayak.

        • SeeTrain65

          Don’t know. If he was young enough, he could have been a douche boogie board.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Douche frigate.

          • marxalot

            Douche pontoon.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Yes, it is cheaper to buy insurance that doesn’t cover anything!

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        We should all be so grateful for a chance to die in poverty.

    • Covfefe

      If this bill passes, I feel it would be cheaper to tithe than to buy effective insurance.

      • JustDon’tSayShank

        …and about as effective. Maybe the church can give out aspirin once in a while.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Brian Karem 2020?

    Edit – go to 2:30 or so for the good stuff.

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879781462093869056

    • SeeTrain65

      Sorry, Bradd. As soon and she said “fake news,” any credibility she had (and she had none in the first place) was gone.

    • jesterpunk

      So they want people to watch O’Keefe’s video? The same guy Trump paid last year to make up fake stories to help him?

      • cmd resistor

        Well, sure, even if, as she said, she doesn’t know if it’s accurate or not.

    • The only thing Trump wants to inflame is his ego.

      • jesterpunk

        “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.”

      • cmd resistor

        It made me think of inflamed hemorrhoids.

        • To be fair you can see those through Trump’s little tennis shorts. And under his “hair.”

    • cmd resistor

      “Tirade by people in this room.”

    • cmd resistor

      She’s really awful, isn’t she?

    • jesterpunk

      I want to add one more thing. “Blah blah blah fake news blah blah blah they are mean to Trump. There is a video everyone should watch I dont know if its real or not but I encourage everyone to watch it”

      Motherfucking what? You just bitched about fake news then you go and tell people to watch O’Keefe’s video which you dont even know if its real or not.

    • Why did i just watch this?

      • Vincent Ricola

        Because it’s nice to finally see someone in the white house press corps take one of the press secretaries to task for being a jerk?

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        To learn that someone can actually contort their face into an expression of “soulless monster feeling utter contempt for the human life in front of her”?

        • cmd resistor

          I keep thinking they should be able to find some slick soulless person who could be more convincing of a liar.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            They don’t even need to pretend any more.

          • JustDon’tSayShank

            Shkreli’s busy trying to start another VC-conning corp.

      • SeeTrain65

        Bradd said you must. You’re very impressionable.

        (I watched for a few seconds, then became physically ill.)

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea
    • Her human skin looks very uncomfortable, she seems to be trying to remove it with her face muscles.

  • jesterpunk

    Here is a really rich guy saying he needs more tax cuts. Wait no he isnt he is saying rich people should be taxed more.

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/27/warren-buffett-says-the-problem-with-the-economy-is-people-like-him.html

    With a net worth of more than $75 billion, Buffett is currently the second richest man alive, according to Forbes. As the CEO of investing house Berkshire Hathaway, he is hallowed as the Oracle of Omaha. But for all his personal success, Buffett says the issue really is the 1 percent.

    “The real problem, in my view, is — this has been — the prosperity has been unbelievable for the extremely rich people,” says Buffett on PBS Newshour.

    “If you go to 1982, when Forbes put on their first 400 list, those people had [a total of] $93 billion. They now they have $2.4 trillion, [a multiple of] 25 for one,” he says. “This
    has been a prosperity that’s been disproportionately rewarding to the people on top.”

    • h4rr4r

      BUFFETT: Actually, there’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won. We’re the ones that have gotten our tax rates reduced dramatically.

      • jesterpunk

        Remember when republicans freaked the fuck out because Buffett said its wrong that he pays a lower percentage of his income then his secretary? Also when he said he was also under audit too and would release his tax returns if Trump released his then went ahead and released his tax returns anyway?

    • TundraGrifter

      “Inequality for All” – a great documentary!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Well, I sure am glad he’s put his money where his mouth is and donated massively to Democratic candidates, as a counterweight against the Koch brothers and other Republican zillionaires, since the Dems are the only ones who would even slightly stop shoveling massive amounts of money to the already-rich.

      Oh wait, he hasn’t? Only about 300k over the last ten years?

  • “Okay, let’s start this meeting. We need a strategy on reforming health care. Bitch?”

    “It’s Mitch, Mr. President.”

    “Not from where I’m sitting. Bitch? What’s the strategy for getting this through the Senate.”

    “Well, many of our colleagues our convinced that forcing 22 million people off of health insurance would be bad for their electoral chances, but several of them are convinced that we’re not forcing enough people off of health care. Right now we’re trying to figure out how to be more cruel… but in a nice way. Senator Cruz suggested a compromise where some poor people can have health insurance, but only if they eat a live puppy.”

    “Puppies are good. People love puppies. I like it. We’ll get good ratings. I, of course, prefer pussy. But I get it. Paula?”

    “Paul, Mr. President.”

    “Are you into this whole puppy eating thing?”

    “The House Freedom caucus objects to the government giving free food to anyone, even if it is a rather cute puppy that they must horribly butcher and eat raw. They suggest that people have to go and buy a puppy on their own to eat.”

    “But what if they can’t afford their own puppy?”

    “The Freedom caucus suggested as an alternative that they could eat one of their children. That’ll not only feed them, but also free up some of their income so they can pay higher insurance premiums.”

    “I like it. Always a parent’s prerogative to eat the weaker of their spawn. Tried to do that with Tiffany, but she was just so fast and nimble. Could never get the drop on her. Just like her old man. Let’s go with that then.”

    • JustDon’tSayShank

      Jonathan Swift is on line 2.

    • Dutchman

      I have stolen this…..

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    What a whiny cunt.

  • BigCSouthside

    So, press briefing today definitely an escalation on trump’s assault on media and facts.

    Can we just give him the gaudy uniform and get this over with?

    • Bitter Scribe

      Maybe he can borrow David Clarke’s.

  • La forza del resistino

    GOP face saving plan B to still look good to their base is a cutoff of Medicaid payments to PP.

    • Shanzgood 10 Days

      And they bitched that Obama lied when he said “You can keep your doctor.”

      • janecita

        11 days until what? How did your job interview go?

        • SeeTrain65

          I believe, a reunion with baconz.

          Love wins.

          • Shanzgood 10 Days

            Yes! My favorite weirdo!

        • Shanzgood 10 Days

          Oops, it’s 10 days now! Baconz will be here, yaaay!

          And the job interview is tomorrow at 2:00. Woohoo!

          • janecita

            Yay! Good luck!

  • Crank Tango

    Holy shit, is he a whiny little bitch.

    • Which one?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        AOT,K

      • Crank Tango

        It kinda works for all of them, doesn’t it? Mostly Chump, because that fucker just won’t shut up.

  • My Old and Very Sick Mom (who is on Medicare) will be pissed that this got delayed. Just last night on the phone she was thrashing liberals like me for our “socialist” healthcare and suggested that if we want health insurance to “get a damn job” like she had to do 50 years ago when she needed insurance.

    It it’s not one thing, than it’s my mother.

    • Jennaratrix

      How do you keep from telling her to go out and get a job now to pay for her current health care? I wouldn’t be able to do it.

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      Sorry to hear it.

      When my lesbian friend was in High School she went to the hospital to say goodbye to her terminal grandma. Her grandma said: “get away from me you communist.”

      • Joe Beese

        She needs to be sent back for Remedial Grandmothering.

      • Tj McGee Wright

        Oh boy. I was lucky enough to have two very sweet old Grandmas once. So nice (and progressive!) sweet old people definitely do (or did then) exist! However, living in an affluent part of LA right now, popular with monied old people’s…. my gosh the biggest most complainy cranky geriatrics you’ve ever met in your life! They probably don’t like Trump because he’s “too nice”, or something. One kicked a young girls dog for peeing on the condo buildings lawn one time (she was off her meds, AND it was ‘private property’)
        Why do all the good die young and definitely possibly not vote Republican?!

        • marxalot

          My Gran is a saint, and the nicest most progressive ex-Occupation Army (Deu.) volunteer you could ever hope to meet. My mother’s mother, meanwhile, was a lifelong reactionary and “cultural conservative,” and when she started to lose her memory and sense of reality a few years ago, she regressed into being spiteful and petulant to boot. Both within a few years in age, both born and raised in similar conditions, both staunchly Catholic. Luck of the draw, I guess.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Two vaginae in close proximity = worker control of the means of production. Logic, how does it work?

        • marxalot

          Well, you know, under feminism the workers control the means of reproduction.

      • TundraGrifter

        I hope to beckon over my children, reach out to them, and whisper “Touched ya last!”

        • Sedagive ’em Hell

          : D

          “Tag, you’re it!”

    • janecita

      I love that people don’t understand how Socialist Medicare really is.

      • TundraGrifter

        Get your Federal Government hands off my Medicare!

        How many Regressives are hardcore NFL fans? One of the most socialistic organizations in the US of A (other than Duh Gov’s state of Alaska before her legislation was withdrawn).

    • Tj McGee Wright

      Your Mom’s kindness and goodwill to the world inspired me to donate $10 just now to Wonkette, in her honor! A toast to Rank Members Mom!

    • Darrell Imaginarian

      I’m tired of freeloading grannies suckling on the teat of the state, myself.

    • BeachBum

      I have relatives like that too.
      Its too bad that she doesn’t understand that Medicare was passed in 1964 because at that time the majority of old people couldn’t afford healthcare services or even health insurance. Those conditions are many times worse now. Then W thought old people couldn’t pay for drugs either. So now she benefits from all those “socialist’s” efforts. I surmise she can not pay for her own healthcare services now, or she wouldn’t be on Medicare. You have my sympathies.

    • miss_grundy

      Tell Moms that the Inuits would leave the olds to die and keep migrating. Also, let her know that her Medicare will be affected by this bill and that the asshats are also looking to privatize her Social Security and that is bad because if the stock market takes a nosedive so will her monthly payments. Then see what she says.

      • I know what she would say. The same thing she say’s about most everything that she doesn’t understand or agree with, “That’s bullshit”.

        Oy.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Be sure to remind her that KAC wants you AND her to go get a job to pay for you own damn healthcare. Fuck the freeloading grannies. Either they should carry their own weight or they should die, like Paul Ryan wants.

  • timpundit
  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Once again the forces Big Money are (momentarily) thwarted by the forces of Big Want To Live.

    I think it’s time to investigate why so many Americans don’t want to be sacrificed on the altar of tax cuts for the richest 400 families. What’s wrong with them? Why do they hate America? Why do they want to make Supply-Side Jesus cry?

  • BigCSouthside

    So…the president of the United States has fake time magazine covers with his picture on them hanging at his golf properties.

    I give up. America is over.

    • Blackest Noobs

      it’s been over for quite some time….and people of color have always known it was over from the get-go.

      “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock. The rock was landed on us.”
      -Malcolm X

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Mike Pence is definitely going to burn in hell for his hypocrisy. He said Obamacare is failing everywhere. So convenient that the Rs, Trump and Pence leave out why.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      It’s the equivalent of getting a new car from your parents, and then (before their eyes) smashing the windows, cutting the tires, and pouring sand in the gas tank before telling them that the car is busted and you need a new one. Now, please.

      • jesterpunk
        • Blackest Noobs

          i dunno guys seems like a typical white kid in white american where his white parents were lucky enough to have plenty of money for adult toys ( see all those big trucks, the hummer, and i think a dodge charger).

          such a reasonable reaction….for a white boy.

  • marxalot

    Coin-flipping and book-balancing has revealed a little extra $ for good works, so Wonkette shall be getting some shekles from me starting July. Meanwhile these pissmonkeys are so eager to give themselves the tax break that keeps on giving, they’re willing to scuttle the entire nation to do it.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • I may be ill.

    • miss_grundy

      No, just no!

    • DesertedPictures

      Why? Just… Why?

      • Crystalclear12

        Cheap birth control?

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Reince Priebus’s wife wants to keep her husband happy (but within reason) ?

        “Just like at work, dear. Aim for the mouth”

    • janecita

      What the fuck is that thing? It looks like she has a wrinkled vulva, and a gaping anus in her abdomen! That is the stuff of nightmares.

    • redarmyzombie

      Whelp, there went my lunch…

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
  • SayItWithWookies

    A reprieve! And we peasants shall gather our torches and pitchforks while we may.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    Today in Trump era headlines:
    DOL Employees Say Their Working Conditions Are Unsafe

    • JustDon’tSayShank

      Jeezis. And I suppose they’re overworked at OSHA, just for symmetry?

  • I think we have have to send this guy to congress to chat with turtle boy. http://deadspin.com/no-one-is-pissing-off-local-wrestling-crowds-like-the-1796437497

  • miss_grundy

    If they are going back to their districts for the holiday weekend, then picket their offices, make an avalanche of phone calls, etc.

    • Joe Beese

      Someone pointed out that they’ll be too cowardly to hold town halls. So It will be necessary to stalk them to airports, ribbon cuttings, etc, and confront them there.

      “How much are they paying you to kill Americans??”

      • wait! what?

        “…five times as much as letting them die of natural causes.”

        It’s a sliding scale and being an American is truly a pre-existing condition.

      • Old town Urbandale

        I’ll be yelling it at my chickenshit Senators should they take part in my suburb’s Fourth of July parade. I’m guessing neither Grassley or Ernst will publicize ahead of time where they’ll be.

  • Joe Beese
    • II Gosala

      He has a gift for being shouty

    • Sure, he complains now, but he was more than happy to cover Mr. Peanut Butter’s press conferences…

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      He’s not wrong.

  • DesertedPictures

    Please Trump: I dare you. Please leave Obamacare alone so it can Crash and Burn.

    Or are you afraid?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4044bh4FU

    • Joe Beese

      2015, once the future, now seems sadly long ago, doesn’t it?

  • wait! what?

    Donald’s “Apocalypse pic” looks like a cross between Lorne Greene and Martin Sheen; basically, he’s been GreenSheened.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    and of course all talk of the speedy, throat cramming once projected on Democrats and Ocare is gone.

    IOKIYAR strikes again, Part Eleventy thousand 43

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      YOu know what I just realised? O.K. is an abbreviation and I don’t know what the hell it stands for.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        does it stand for okay?

        (I was actually thinking about this a few days ago, for some odd reason. It’s cause I’m odd).

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Well then we are both odd but some small googling leanred me that it is not sure where the word comes from.

      • cmd resistor

        My dad told me that some president (forget who) who couldn’t spell said it was an abbreviation for All Correct. I have no idea if that is true. But, in the spirit of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, feel free to circulate it.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Yeah this is what I found:

          oll korrekt = all correct

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            There’s some apocryphal stories that it really gained prominence in the 1840 Presidential Election – Democratic Party members used it in place of Martin Van Buren’s name saying “Vote for OK” (Van Buren was from Kinderhook, New York, so “OK” stood for “Old Kinderhook”) while Whigs used the “oll korrekt” to play up Andrew Jackson’s poor spelling and education as an attack against Van Buren (who was Jackson’s protégé).

          • Pre-Truth Ron

            So ‘AOK’ means ‘all all correct.’

      • marxalot

        History is much divided on this.
        For some, it comes from illiterate Andrew Jackson’s signing off on orders “ok” for “all correct”
        To others, it’s from the Van Buren campaign- since Van Buren was an Old Knickerbocker (being NY Dutch), the slogan was “Van Buren is OK with me!”
        Some contend that it’s the only letter combo which means nothing in radio alphabet, but its use predates SIGINT, so probably not.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Ha! the Dutch once again come into the legend of something ;)

          • marxalot

            I understand there’s a basketball club playing out of NYC that owes their name to New Holland as well :)

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Ok as a none basketball follower I can only assume you mean the Knicks since the pronounciation “niks” means “nothing” in Dutch right?

  • rocktonsam

    Repubs have a pussy problem. They have been bitching about replacin black guy care and are now huge pussies . Come on pussies here’s your chance to be hero’s. Do it!

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    Damn killer turtles. Where’s Mario when you need him?

    • Three Finger Salute

      With his brother, doing a pro-bono plumbing call for a burst pipe at one of Slumlord Jared’s projects. Peach and Zelda are going to kick some ass. Along with April O’Dell, whose pals are totally OK with her and the gals going all Wonder Woman on Mitch’s halfshell — because they know he’s really Shredder in disguise anyhow.

  • Mavenmaven

    We’re just lucky that this time around evil is also incompetent.

    • redarmyzombie

      Thank goodness, usually it’s good that’s dumb!

  • Duke
  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    i’m not sure if this a strategic fuck up or just stupid -but trying to ram this thing through means the R’s get to go home and get wailed on by their constituents (hopefully, and with words).

    • DesertedPictures

      and with votes?

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      The Rs will make it so they don’t have to meet with constituents and if they do, they will only meet with those they invited.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        yeah, I was seeing that opinion below.

        Sorry, only on coffee #2 (Brain Boot Up 35% Complete)

    • Blackest Noobs

      as if they would meet with their constituents…ha ha ha thanks for that laugh…oooh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

      • cmd resistor

        Little Marco has been hiding out for months. He even said it was a waste of time to meet with constituents because they yell at him, or something like that.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Heller will meet with us, only if we agree not to boo him.

          • marxalot

            The red/green agree/disagree signs will come in handy.

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            Can’t boo. Ain’t nothing in the rules saying we can’t hiss, catcall or mock.

        • Joe Beese

          Maybe you were just having a hard time seeing him standing behind other people.

          • cmd resistor

            Various local groups organized town halls and invited him but he never showed. He did get pissed, though.

    • BigCSouthside

      They will just avoid constituents

      • Me not sure

        It’s hard to avoid wheelchairs parked behind your SUV.

        • cmd resistor

          Oh, they will just run them over. I just read that a local chapter of the same disability group that got arrested at Mitch’s office was sitting in at Tom Cotton’s Little Rock office.

        • Bozilingus

          They are passing laws allowing you to run over protesters if they block you on the roads.

          • cmd resistor

            A year ago I would have thought that was just a sad joke, but no.

    • shivaskeeper

      This is the result of strategic fuck ups. Five months of being on control of all three branches and fuck all to show for it.

      ACA repeal was run on as a day one issue. Five months later it’s still here. EO’s getting slapped down left and right. Leaks and potential scandals cropping up damn near daily. Nothing but excuses for DJT being an absolute fucking moron. No real substantial Congressional wins other than some of the very few nominees submitted being approved.

      They need something to take home and say they are winning on. That’s why the fake abbreviated timeline from McTurttle was so important.

      Five months after convincing people if they just had all the levers of power they could finally get shit done and it would be all sunshine and rainbows.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Meanwhile the budget is still in disarray, the tax slashers are bellowing that they deserve a turn to be heard, no U.S. Attorneys are in place, very few Ambassadors are on-station, and the only major accomplishment is passing a law making it easier to fire employees at the VA.

        • cmd resistor

          I heard Tillerson and Ivanka were going to do a presentation about human trafficking.

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            For or against?

          • cmd resistor

            Good question. Just heard it in passing on the radio, long enough to think, WTF, Ivanka and Rex?

      • Three Finger Salute

        It’s that pesky Constitution that keeps getting in their way. Enough gerrymandering and they’ll have enough levers to call for a convention. That’s what the dark money operatives are planning as a last resort. And that’s when the country will collapse in complete civil war.

  • Pisto75666
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Paul Ryan is floating that those millions of people don’t want health insurance anyway.

  • Joe Beese

    There’s a video circulating now — whether it’s accurate or not, I don’t know, but I would encourage everybody in this room, and frankly everybody across the country, to take a look at it. I think if it is accurate, I think it’s a disgrace to all of media, to all of journalism.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/125b92ff7734202768a6f31e30f9eb84fc704b07ffbf9fee8042de9ccdb90771.png

    • marxalot

      I agree that O”keefe disgraces the word “journalism,” how about that?

    • Joe Beese

      In case you missed it, the White House just declared war on CNN. (Odd, because, if it weren’t for executives seeking to spike ratings, Donald Trump would be back haunting dressing rooms at the Miss Universe pageant and Sarah Huckabee Sanders would be on the 700 Club, hawking Jesus by the pound.) Moreover, it did so by having the White House officially endorse James O’Keefe’s latest preposterous ratfcking project. What’s next? Sarah Huckabee Sanders beginning the next briefing with, “But first, a word about Alex Jones and his magical brain pills”?

      It’s CNN’s obligation to fight back on this, hard. Time to cut loose Jeffrey Lord. Time for Jeff Zucker to stop worrying about what the president* and the White House think of him. Time for the network to be as cutthroat as the administration that is trying to destroy it.

      James O’Keefe, shilled from the White House podium.

      I may have lived too long.

      http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a55930/sarah-huckabee-sanders-press-conference/

      • wait! what?

        Wow. Donald will go down in history as the first, and only, President to lose a war with a fake news agency.

        I hope CNN makes him sign his surrender in the back of a Taco truck…

        …on a Tuesday.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        It’s just another episode in the reality show that our government has become.
        They’ll show Sarah with some alone time in front of the camera complaining how CNN is being such a bitch and should be sent home after the next challenge competition.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      Oh come now, dear, the recordings of your last fact-free press conference weren’t THAT bad.

  • GunToting[Redacted]
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Good gosh! The horror of negotiations!

    • Old town Urbandale

      Democrat cooties!

    • Me not sure

      The negotiations are likely to be with their 6 Republican holdouts. Just like when Reagan pushed Social Security retirement out from 65 to 67, they will try to push the worst features of this bill out at least six years, so everyone of them will get a unencumbered reelection attempt. That’s how they roll.

    • gene108

      OMG! Negotiating with the minority Party!!!

      How undemocratic!!!

      What’s the point of being in the majority, if you can’t just ram your agenda down America’s throats?

      Really, what’s the point?

      It’s like there are checks and balances or some such shit.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith
  • Old town Urbandale

    Since with each modification the CBO estimates a million fewer people will lose insurance than with the previous version, they need to revise the bill about 3o more times so MORE people will end up with insurance instead of fewer.

    • Joe Beese

      They’ve definitely got to jigger things so that the 15 million who would lose coverage next year don’t lose it until 2019.

  • Joe Beese

    Someone sees an opportunity in 2020…

    Hours before Senate Republicans delayed a vote on the bill, Mr. Kasich denounced his own party’s legislation in biting terms, saying that it would victimize the poor and mentally ill, and redirect tax money “to people who are already very wealthy.”

    “This bill,” Mr. Kasich said, “is unacceptable.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/us/politics/affordable-care-act-governors.html

    • Blackest Noobs

      yeah it’s pretty much predictable if Trump makes it to 2020, politically or still living, his nomination for the GOP will be contested…i have no doubts about it.

      and even Trump still squeaks by and lands the nomination it won’t do him much good….it didn’t do much for Papa Bush for his run for a second term and he is 110% better candidate than Orangey-Face

    • SeeTrain65

      Just pulling the same shit he did at Fox when he was there. Pushing himself as this moderate who’d get things done, then running for Governor of Ohio, where he’s tanked job growth, created chaos in public education, and profited mightily while staying the hell out of Ohio as long as he possibly can.

      Kasich’s selling the same bill of goods he sold way back when. He’s a phony.

    • Pre-Truth Ron
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Feature. Not bug.

  • thewalkindude
    • SeeTrain65

      “Excrement!”

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        “Efluvient”

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      When two weak chinned first cousins love each other very much….

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      With the difference that when “release the hounds” was said, no dogs but republicans came out.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Caption: “Invisible orb is invisible.”

  • Joe Beese
  • Blackest Noobs

    O/T: crazy library stuff

    so at our sister library they won’t let their patrons take their pens. they horde those little pencils too. now mind you, my library system is FLUSH with CASH….and by no means should be stingy about fucking little golf pencils. though even more hilarious…when this library moved to their new and bigger digs ( i.e. new building) they “threw away” all their books for new books in the new library….like even if they were new new books from the old library…they went to the trash heap.

    i work with the worst librarians ever…but because they believe their PR…we are the best library system in the area.

    • Pre-Truth Ron

      ‘Throwing away’ books.
      I’m sorry, this is a statement I am completely unable to process.

      • Blackest Noobs

        they told us it was going to storage but they were throwing them away.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          Do they have any idea how many libraries would send their patron’s pickup trucks to take those free books from them?

        • Courser_Resistance

          Wow! A grade school library threw some old books into a dumpster and some enterprising voter found them. OMG, there was such outrage! The school librarian had to go on camera to explain that all the trashed books were either simply old, torn, missing pages, etc. and a whole bunch more were ‘no longer relevant’. Basically, they offered them for free to other libraries, etc. but no one wanted them either.

        • doktorzoom

          It should have been a dead giveaway when they said the books were going to a big farm upstate where they could run and play with other books.

        • TundraGrifter

          Well, there were going to storage. In a landfill.

        • Pre-Truth Ron

          Yup. That counts as ‘evil.’
          BTW, our tiny library gets books donated all the time. Some find their way on to the shelves. The rest are sold twice a year to generate a bit of income. The ones that don’t get sold get donated somewhere. I like our tiny library.

          • TundraGrifter

            I donated some books to the library in the Northern California town where we used to live and suggested they look them over as possible additions to their collection before they were sold.

            The librarian couldn’t have been more snotty as she explained they have a very detailed process to vet new books.

            I’ve only been buying (and occasionally selling) books for fifty or so years so what would I know?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Seriously. Aren’t they supposed to burn them? Like flags?

        • cmd resistor

          I heard on the radio that Voldemort signed a Florida bill this morning I think setting up a procedure for parents to challenge school books and library books.

    • SeeTrain65

      If you’d have mentioned this when it happened, (and I’m not saying you didn’t) I’m sure my brother would have contacted you about where this was and when your town takes away its trash.

      He’s not above dumpster diving for books.

      • Blackest Noobs

        well if i did raise a fuss they would have brought the hammer down on me for pointing that out….i work for the whitest people i have ever known in my life.

        and i have known actual good salt of the earth white people…but i personally don’t consider them white people. white people like to fuck you over and waste things….you know typical Republican shit.

        • Courser_Resistance

          Exactly. They may not want something but god forbid anyone else get use out of it. This has disgusted me for ages.

      • Blackest Noobs

        we have this bullshit book sale PR stunt we do….i rarely if ever charge people for the books…i just tell them, psst, you can have it.

        if your Bro is in the central Va area..and sees a mean brown-skinned person manning the circ/ref desk…tell him that dude will give him a free book(s)…well as long as he’s only somewhat an asshole.

        • SeeTrain65

          Our local library system has the same thing. They have an old brick building out in the country, and they open it one day week for a few hours and sell old books. He doesn’t go as often as he used to, but sometimes he still makes the trip to see if they have anything of interest.

          Oh, and BTW: If he does find himself in your neck of the woods, he will literally grovel at your feet if you give him free books. ; )

          • TundraGrifter

            The Friends of the Oakland Public Library have a very nice, well-maintained bookstore in Old Town that sells off their donated volumes.

            Where I live now the residents have excellent taste because I can always pick up some very nice books at the semi-annual sale. On Sunday I get a bag full for $5 and my wife takes it to her hairdressers where the LOLs who don’t get out much exchange books and they are all very tired of romance novels.

      • TundraGrifter

        A great many years ago I was dumpster diving in downtown SF and came across a first edition of one of J.R. Tolkien’s lesser known novels. Later I traded it to a dealer at an antiquarian book fair for several neat old magazines.

  • TJ Barke

    Dear republicans,
    Please go to hell, via whatever method is most expedient.
    Sincerely, most Americans.

  • gene108

    o we won’t be surprised if the main thing McConnell and crew learn is that the bill was far too public this time around, so next time, they’ll spring the real bill on the public an hour or so before the Senate votes on it.

    For the Senate to pass this via Reconciliation they will need to have a CBO score before the vote.

    There’s always going to be a window to fight this thing in the Senate.

  • Joe Beese
  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

    Yes, nice quiet Fourth, especially parades, in republican states. Like here in WV. I’m already attempting to find out where Shelly Moore Capito will be appearing.

  • Joe Beese
    • SeeTrain65

      Good make happy but bad make mad and me like happy but me hate sad and me know what me talk about.

      H/T Quinn Cummings: “GIANT. FUCKING. TODDLER.”

      • Joe Beese

        This is not someone with full cognitive function.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      What? I mean, really. What?
      I’ve had more coherent conversations with people who have recently suffered a concussion.

      • cmd resistor

        Another thing I read today and had to wonder if it was a joke or not.

      • La forza del resistino

        As Seth Myers said, he dispenses words like a lottery vending machine does random numbers.

        • Tj McGee Wright

          Big big words folks, I mean if it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna happen hugely. I can’t be held responsible for razerwire armadillo fights. ACA might explode folks, I just did it because Hillary. What am I, President? Where was Obama! Putin forged him a Kenyan birth certificate, I can assure you! Just speculating from sources that may be on recordings somewhere! Comey has the ugliest underpants. SAD! #GreatAgain #DrainTrumpHotel

  • La forza del resistino

    Mitch postpones the vote citing a conflict in scheduling in order to attend family reunion in the Galapagos.

    • Tj McGee Wright

      I just spluttered and choked on my elitist liberal caffeinated beverage in Hollywood.

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