GOD it took me a while to figure out this was supposed to be a bachelorette party banner and not some weird mantra
there are so many things this could mean and I would never have guessed the bachelorette thing
I was gonna guess a monogamous wedding. Close enough.
you could change the emphasis so much by appending a happy or sad emoji
or an eggplant, I guess.
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE
Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.
Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.
Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation
Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT
Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.
Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam
Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.
Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.
german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.
belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower
turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”
romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here
Brazilian recipes: make an extra sweet (preferably with chocolate) version of other culture’s food (sushis, hot dogs, pizzas, kibes, sfeehas, spaghetti made of chocolate; strawberry sashimis, banana burritos…)
American South recipes: put a stick of butter in it. Oh, you already put butter in? Well, bless your heart honey, but go ahead and put another stick of butter in there.
American Midwest recipes: is it a casserole? are you sure it’s not a casserole? take another look at that recipe and ask yourself again - are you sure it’s not a casserole? ah, there we go, a casserole.
American Northeast/New England recipes: throw something together with what you have because the soil here is full of rocks and can’t grow anything for shit and all we can eat is seafood. don’t worry, at least yours will be better than whatever those damn yankees fans in new york came up with.
All these people talking about the sex binary, I’m starting to think they’re not even programmers. What about the sex hexadecimal, or sexadecimal?
prophecyformula said: what about snake hexadecimal, or snexadecimal
Warning: attempted meme resurrection detected.
it was just a smeme (smol meme)
Authoritarian Right: sex binary
Libertarian Right: sexadecimal
Authoritarian Left: snexadecimal
Libertarian Left: smeme
Motif: *gets repeated in the opposite emotional context as when it was introduced*
Me: WHAT??? you can DO that????
I hope they at least changed the key.
In retrospect I realize you may have been talking about something other than music.
Motif: *gets repeated in the opposite emotional context as when it was introduced*
Me: WHAT??? you can DO that????
I hope they at least changed the key.
I’ve recently polished off a draft of An Encounter with H Battalion, a 4,000 word short story about a World War I scout’s unusual encounter with a friendly camp of experimental soldiers. If you want to read it (and, gods willing, give feedback), please let me know and I’ll share the document with you.
Thank you for all your constructive (and otherwise) criticism!
Hey everyone - this is my writing blog!
“I put the bucket over the two mirrors taped to the sides of my head, toss my yellow dress over my armor, and charge the drow.”
-A dragonborn fighter
@nickdwolf campaign goals?
“Your junk is fire-proof!”
–me to our dwarven sorcerer who just wanted to ride the flaming demon horse
I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS
Time to delete my account.
I got a *harsh* reminder of how bad the average coder is today. It was… very disheartening. Like “I kind of want to quit my job and go work for a company with decent engineers” level disheartening.
theonethatsquiet said: What happened if you don’t mind me asking?
andhishorse said: Huh. I don’t know whether to be flattered or insulted.
Surely this is just strictly complimentary for you? The endless sea of unpleasant people is the people who can’t work at google (i.e. not you).
That’s the flattering part. Every coder you know being able to work for Google…either implies that the bar isn’t actually *that* high or you hang out with a very high caliber of software engineer. I figure it’s the latter, it’s just interesting to rotate the implications in my head.
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.