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Almost as big a crowd as King’s

Two different bunches of far-right morons had competing rallies in Washington DC to protest how white people and wingnuts have it so rough these days, and maybe a hundred people showed up. In total, at both, combined, by Newsweek’s estimate. (The Daily Beast more generously estimated “a couple hundred” at one of them.) As sometimes happens with these things, the participants were almost outnumbered by the press, gawkers, and counter-protesters.

Why two rallies? Well, you got your “Freedom of Speech Rally” at the Lincoln Memorial, where your open white-supremacist morons showed up, like Nazi punching/barf bag Richard Spencer, and Twitter celebrity (as if that were a thing) Tim Gionet, who tweets as “Baked Alaska,” plus a bunch of assorted creeps who warned of Jewish control of the media and how diversity is another word for anti-white. Because we love you, we won’t post any video of that, no thanks.

The other rally, in Lafayette Park, near the White House, was organized by Pizzagate True Believer Jack Posobiec, who was very, very offended that the openly racist “alt-right” loons were making decent, upstanding “alt-right” loons like him look bad. The supposed purpose of the Lafayette Park rally was to decry all the violence from the Left, like how the actors in Julius Caesar shot Steve Scalise. Some guy wearing a “CNN Terrorist” tee shirt with a photo of Kathy Griffin and her bloody foam Trump head, told the crowd at that rally, “It’s time to put George Soros in the gas chamber.” But the Washington Post carefully notes that guy actually wasn’t an official speaker, and Posobiec later “rejected and disavowed the comment.” Also at that rally was failed Virginia Republican candidate for governor Corey Stewart, who ran on a platform of protecting Confederate flags and monuments, which is clearly a high priority for any governor. He was very unhappy about “the politically correct madness that is destroying our history here in this country.”

Posobiec thought his rally, which also featured one-man conspiracy-theory factory Mike Cernovich and a reporter from the Gateway Pundit, was a huge success:

“It was a great event! I got a crowd of Trump supporters to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance’ by John Lennon and that’s a testament to our commitment to peace and our stand against violence and violent rhetoric,” Posobiec said in a private message to The Daily Beast.

Unfortunately, the guy who was supposed to be the biggest draw for Posobiec’s event, Roger Stone, couldn’t make it, though he did at least show up as a dismbodied voice on a speaker phone to tell the crowd he had to stay away because he feared for his life, from all the violent leftists who keep killing him over and over. He then spent a good long time on his new media home, Alex Jones’ Video Concern, talking about how his life is constantly in danger. Guess all that Alex Jones Trucker Speed isn’t enough to do the job anymore.

The split between the hardcore racists and the schmucks who prefer weirdass conspiracy theories with no Hitler salutes is an outgrowth of their fuck-tussle shortly before Trump’s inauguration, when Cernovich wouldn’t let Tim Gionet (“Baked Alaska”) attend the “DeploraBall” because of all that Nazi stuff. So Gionet and the other overt white supremacists at the Lincoln Memorial gathering were really glad the fakers and cucks went off and had their own rally. Spencer derided the competing event as the “Alt Lite,” called the organizers “these fairly repulsive and creepy” rightwing media guys, and complained those other guys were dumb:

“I think a lot of those people are really against intelligent people,” Spencer said of the other rally to The Daily Beast. “If you’re a total goofball or someone who has no connection with the facts and reality, it’s like ‘ok you’re fucking based.’ They’re all just bad human beings. So many of them are just physically ugly people.”

He claimed that the divergent events on Sunday were actually helpful for the alt-right because it helped determine who to essentially weed out from the movement.

Let’s have a crowd reaction shot by Reason editor and Daily Beast columnist Robby Soave:

Soave also overheard some choice dialogue at the Gathering of the Deploralos, such as a sad, overworked troll who complained, “I’m working so many hours now I don’t even have time to shit post,” and also

White nationalist speaker #1: “We need free speech.”
#2: “Disrupting a play is the most civil thing we could do to these people.”

In conclusion, there appear to be serious tensions in the “alt-white” community and among the extreme right in general. Needless to say, both Spencer and Posobiec insist they lead the real right wing of the future, and will soon have mass rallies that fill the entire DC Mall. You bet!

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  • msanthropesmr

    Dude. You GOTTA make shit posting a priority or the libtards win!

  • Disrectful Ron

    Oh, boys, boys, boys… you call this a rally? Uncle Adolf is VERY disappointed in you.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Nuke (with votes?) the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    • catnmus

      I always gotta like a quote from Aliens.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Totally OT, but if you get a chance, binge “GLOW” on Netflix. The Battling Biddies are great.

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    Which way to the People’s Front of Judea rally?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Impressive!

    Most impressive!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    So, I see a Dixie Swastika and a Confederate Surrender flag in the crowd. Very good!

  • msanthropesmr

    It’s a tough choice. Masturbate or shit post

  • Me not sure

    The real crowd was at John Lennon gravesite watching the ground shake as he spun feverishly below. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59a1855b6ce5deccb98411468f1101a18a265141b4e3bfc2b10555c378aea112.jpg

  • msanthropesmr

    Kids, kids! You’re both racist asshole imbeciles!

  • I got a crowd of Trump supporters to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance

    Hahaha, you tricked them Dumb Trump Supporters…
    https://media.tenor.co/images/7e048cb897dcbc65d0e5a542c1398c58/raw
    We thought you said give peas in guac a chance

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Hmmm. Always took these guys as big Toby Keith fans.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    They should all come together under the umbrella of Racists for Racist Causes

    • Disrectful Ron

      You mean ‘Racist Causes for Racists’

  • A Groucho Marxist

    “Spencer derided the competing event…called the organizers “these fairly repulsive and creepy” rightwing media guys”

    Even a broken clock, etc., etc…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Two gangs of deplorables who can’t get along with each other. Who wooda thunk it?

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      More like pot calling the kettle repulsive and creepy

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      Ummm, so Dick…you looked in a mirror lately?

    • HogeyeGrex

      Not to mention the whole “always projection” thing.

  • Bill D. Burger

    They call that a white power rally? Their heroes must be laughing in their well deserved graves….

    https://guerramundiseg.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/hitler-e-o-congresso.jpg

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      More of a “White Power’s Out” rally.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Herr Drumpf looks at that photo and thinks its of his inauguration: “See? See? Lots of people. The most ever! Media always lies about me. Sad.”

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    RICHARD SPENCER DOES NOT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH A GROUP OF TOTAL GOOFBALLS???

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    “the politically correct madness that is destroying our history here in this country.”

    Don’t worry asshole. The history remains, much as you want to deny it. Taking down a bunch of racist statues and symbols is only half the job. We aren’t letting you sons-of-bitches off the hook that easily.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    “They’re all just bad human beings. So many of them are just physically ugly people.”

    Between that article that $5 Feminist posted, about the young lady who thinks women have a mandate to “keep it tight” for their husbands, and now this, I’m seeing a trend start to develop. Say, you know who else thought we needed an attractive, master, race?

  • Vincent Ricola

    Personally, I cross the street when I see that many white people in khaki pants or shorts. You can never be too careful.

    • A Groucho Marxist

      It could be a Smashmouth concert.

      Wait, I thought you said “cargo shorts”.

      • prommie

        Does Smashmouth still do concerts? I thought they just did Bar Mitzvas and corporate team-building retreats now.

        • A Groucho Marxist

          I don’t know, they were just the first band that sprang to mind in pursuit of a silly joke. Which, turns out, was a mistake because now I have a shitty Smashmouth song stuck in my head.

  • Professor Fate

    it seems like one was a gathering of gila monsters and the other a gathering of poisonous snakes, not much to chose between them really.

    a more on target Lemon quote for these freaks.

    I’m sick and tired of hearing things from
    Uptight short sided narrow minded hypocritics”

  • Raan

    Now this is an ideological circular firing squad I can get behind!

  • BearGHAZI

    Tila Tequila was washing her hair, I guess

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Of all the days for D.C. to not get a summer monsoon…

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    This is what happens when you don’t invite that creepy kid to your seventh birthday party.

    • BearGHAZI

      Mom was right

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        She always is.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    OT

    SCOTUS sucks donkey dicks.

  • memzilla Ω

    How is our Noble ‘Murican Eagle gonna fly with two right wings? It can’t! It’ll be an ill eagle.

    • Oblios_Cap

      USA! USA!

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Is heckling Richard Spencer considered Master Race-Baiting?

    Edit: And a champion sardine coach is a master bait racer.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Marla

      At least Hitler had basic hygiene standards for his Reich

    • Disrectful Ron

      Oy.
      – Heinrich Himmler

  • Canis Greyhame

    If you’ve never seen a picture of Baked Alaska before, let’s just say he looks like he’s getting ready to audition as the frontman for the world’s worst Nickelback tribute band.

    • Raan

      So, bootleg Chad Kroeger?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      World’s worst Nickelback tribute band? That sounds surreally redundant. Kind of like saying “here’s the world’s worst vomit smoothie.”

    • Oblios_Cap

      Bananas Foster would be a better name for him.

      • msanthropesmr

        Hey. That’s a commenter here. Bdont impugn.

    • HogeyeGrex

      the world’s worst Nickelback tribute band.

      So, Nickelback.

    • weejee
      • Oblios_Cap

        A dessert worth eating.

  • Crystalclear12

    So internet trolls don’t burst into flames when exposed to sunlight?
    Or maybe that’s why there were so few there?
    Did anyone check for piles of ash?

  • Ricky Gay

    Fop will eat itself.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Tens of people! Now that’s making a real statement.

    Dipshits.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      I have visited DC a couple of times, purposely avoiding holidays. There are more people on the mall on any random day than were at that rally. I think they scared people away.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        I lived in and around DC for a lot of my life, you could more easily count the number of days where there wasn’t some kind of march, protest, or rally. And #1 on the list of things that makes people clear the hell out is traitor flags.

        • Oblios_Cap

          I lived in Alexandria back in the early seventies and they closed the parkway on Sundays. My sister and I would ride into DC and check out the Mall. Do they still do that?

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            I don’t think so, traffic would get too congested (bear in mind, on the average day at 8am DC’s population is 600,000. By noon it’s 3.5 million).

          • Oblios_Cap

            That’s too bad. It was a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Wait for: “Millions stayed home because the left is so oppressive…”

      • Disrectful Ron

        ‘There might have been liberals saying mean things!’

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    I need to go burn my tan pants and white shirts. BRB.

    • What are doing owning pants?

      • Disrectful Ron

        It’s okay to own them, it’s wearing them that’s at issue.

    • HorseChestnut

      They always look like they’re about to try and sell me a timeshare, or a pager. Very 1993 IT guy, I keep expecting to see a phone holster.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Cuck a dude’ll do. Wake up sheeple!

  • HogeyeGrex

    “They’re all just bad human beings. So many of them are just physically ugly people.”

    Which of those groups is he describing?

    In before AOT,K.

  • theblackdog

    This would have been one of those times to pray for Metro to have a severe breakdown with all these morons stuck in one train. I bet they go Lord of the Flies in 5 minutes

    • Dudleydidwrong

      A hundred “Piggies” loose on tracks with a live third rail. Isn’t that called a “barbecue?”

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        Piggy Liebelz! Jack Merridew is a better metaphor.

  • jesterpunk

    I live in a pretty conservative part of PA and the pride fest had 6,500 people over the weekend. These Nazis couldnt even get 100 people from across the country between their 2 rallies.

    • Anna Rompage

      To be fair, I’d assume most of the nazis in this country are living on govt supplied fixed incomes, and the only cars they have access to, are sitting on blocks in their front yard…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Makes taking the trip to DC a bit problematic.

      • Disrectful Ron

        Nah, the cars run, but their moms won’t let them have the keys.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Needless to say, both Spencer and Posobiec insist they lead the real right wing of the future, and will soon have mass rallies that fill the entire DC Mall. You bet!

    Like Trump filled up the mall on Inauguration day?

    • Disrectful Ron

      They wish they had his numbers – the real ones, not the imaginary ones.

  • Anna Rompage

    All that white privilege going to waste, what a shame…

  • freakishlypersistent

    Nope, not reaching out, nor making any attempt to find “common ground”with these fuckwits.

  • Doug Langley

    The idol of dozens!

  • Ryan Denniston

    OT: Limited Trump travel ban to take effect. See? It says ban in the headline! Oh well, it won’t ban anyone because they have gotten their EXTREME vetting all set up already, like it says in the ban, right?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/supreme-court-allows-limited-version-of-trumps-travel-ban-to-take-effect-will-consider-case-in-fall/2017/06/26/97afa314-573e-11e7-b38e-35fd8e0c288f_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_travelban-1042a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.0fb1b8b4f46d

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      And when does this expire? Yesterday?

    • freakishlypersistent

      Not for nothing, but who the fuck wants to come here for Dog’s sake.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        People who are facing the choice between letting their children die of dehydration, or letting their children drink contaminated water and then die of dehydration from cholera?

        Not that we were going to let many of them in, anyway.

  • Me not sure

    Do guys with camera bags and tripods count as protesters or as press? If press, then the numbers are far lower.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    So Roger Stone had to stay away because “he feared for his life”? He really trusts these loonies, doesn’t he?

    • eka

      but they all have guns, right? and more guns make people safer, right?

      • Marla

        They definitely have more guns then they do teeth.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          And IQ points.

  • Marla

    100’s you say? Does that number discount the press, photographers and those who just showed up to witness an angry, white male culture so incredibly full of hate and hostility?

    • The Wanderer

      They were outnumbered by the press.

      • Marla

        It does appear that way.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        I think if someone looked, they’d find that of protests where the media outnumbered the protesters, the vast majority were right-wing. It’s a pretty damn good statement of how the far right in this country gets taken a lot more seriously than the left.

        • bupkus231

          Hell, half the media there was probably from right-wing media – there to fluff up the “crowd” on purpose….

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Well, to be fair, the threat of violence is far greater (per capita) in the far-right wing in than in any area of the left wing. And if it bleeds, it leads. So they’re just being practical, I suppose.

  • marxalot

    There’s so much derp on display here I don’t even know where to start.

    • Jim Johnson

      This is DeepDerp.
      It is a stain that is very hard to get out.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    I wonder if Roger Stone’s confreres on the fringe right who aren’t exactly above whining constantly about their lives being in danger but who dimly perceive that going on about it might be bad for their manly image look at that guy and say “Bitch, please.”

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      That would require the cognitive capacity to recognize their own cognitive dissonance. Considering that their caricature of liberals requires us to be both tree-hugging hippie pussies and also violent maniacs, I don’t think it’ll happen.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    “I got a crowd of Trump supporters to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance’ by John Lennon”

    If John wasn’t shot already he would probably have done it himself today.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/BebccrCiYllQY/giphy.gif

  • weejee

    Parts not in the best of taste, but…

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      It’d be a lot easier to feel conflicted about it if it weren’t so damn catchy.

      • Disrectful Ron

        Curse you, Spike Jones!

  • lowenufc

    Can’t we just start calling them the Alt-Wrong?

    • Jennifer R

      Call me old fashioned but I think we should just stick with Nazi.

      • lowenufc

        Perhaps with the suffix of “fuckheads”.

      • Jim Johnson

        NeoNazi? NeoConfederates? NeoShitheads?

    • Disrectful Ron

      Weren’t we already?

    • SeeTrain65

      … who tell “alt-truths.”

  • Panika MCD

    interrupting plays is like a NONVIOLENT American tradition. hey! it worked for John Wilkes Booth!

    • SeeTrain65

      “Yeah, that worked out great for all involved.”

      • Panika MCD

        egg sac lea.

        • SeeTrain65

          (Too soon?)

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I’m not a Nazi, but if I was, and only 100 people showed up at my Freedom of Speech Rally, I might start reconsidering the value of what I had to say.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      That’s why your not a Nazi.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Back in the late 1950s and 1960s the American Nazi Party was headed by George Lincoln Rockwell who held a number of rallies in DC and elsewhere. From what I can remember the numbers of supporters at those rallies were in the tens or twenties. These present-day loons haven’t gained much. Keep on fucking that chicken, you guys, as the Thousand Year Reich isn’t doing very well.

  • Randy Riddle

    I’m sorry, I can’t laugh at these pathetic losers. They’re small in numbers, but these are the kind of people that shoot up Black or Muslim churches, abortion clinics, or gay bars.

  • SeeTrain65

    “Just two more people and they can get a group discount for the Nationals’ game!”

  • dslindc

    I wasn’t even aware there were rallies for morans in town yesterday. Sounds like they didn’t get any brians.

    • Ill-Advised

      Not sure about the Brians, or even the Bruces. Billy Bob, for sure….

  • Mavenmaven

    But yet their leader is still running this country. Would be funny if it weren’t so horrible.

  • Parakeetist
  • Twitter and Facebook have basically become soapboxes. But instead of one soapbox per town square, there are now a zillion idiots shouting from soapboxes. Lordy (as Jame Comey might say) how does anyone find the time to get any of them down a few pegs? Better to ignore them or just say a bunch of mean things back for the lolz

    • Swampgas_Man

      I miss the “good ol’ days” when Twit and FB were just for showing what you had for lunch and sex-talk.

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance

    Now, if they could have made eugenics work so it would have eliminated only nazis. Hmmm…

  • Bemused Australian
  • WeaselPoo

    Some guy wearing a “CNN Terrorist” tee shirt with a photo of Kathy Griffin and her bloody foam Trump head.
    If I remember rightly, that guy is hoping to get paid by Alex Jones for getting on TV wearing that stupid shirt.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I heard Richard Spencer is going to start gluing a fist to his face so people will recognize him when he’s out in public.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/21/02/3C57225500000578-4142342-image-m-104_1484964705105.jpg

  • Bitter Scribe

    Do the guys who wave Confederate flags in D.C. realize that they’re in the capital of what was, for the Confederacy, the enemy nation?

    • Relativicus

      No.

    • Which, ironically is below the Mason Dixon Line…

      We is at war with ourselves.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Beerhall putzes.

  • cafiene

    I couldn’t pick just one post, so go back and read from Friday. I love how the silent-shouting-majority is imploding. http://anti-racistcanada.blogspot.ca/?m=1

  • Daniel Hooper

    Richard Spencer is calling someone, “Repulsive and Creepy”? Takes one to know one, I guess.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Why is it always “Kyle” ?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Villago Delenda Est

      “The money is in the banana stand!”

  • Here’s where we note that one of the organizers of one event depicted one of the organizers of the other event in a gas chamber:

    • boredcatlady

      Sometimes in a slapfight, no one is the good guy 😕

  • ken_kukec

    “.. the actors in Julius Caesar shot Steve Scalise.”

    Just like the ones in Hamllton tried to do a John Wilkes Booth on VP Pence.

    Someone needs to investigate this trend. Is HUAC available?

  • Relativicus

    Roger Simon is an extremely important historical giant. I am sure he’ll be able to confirm that if you ask him.

  • Anna Rompage

    Only 100 people for 2 national marches in D.C?

    Sweet little baby jeebus copulating with his disciples, my wedding is going to pull a larger crowd than that…

    • Prairie Progressive

      In fairness, quite a few of them were denied permission to leave the state by their parole officers

  • what, me worry?

    I just find it confusing when “patriots” invariably show up at these things waving the flag of another country – and a country that was at war with the one they so love for its entire history.

    It’s almost like it isn’t this country they’re patriotic about.

  • donald danner

    SO the politician form Minnesota who moved south, bought a plantation house and has made his major issue defending the monuments of white supremacist traitors was at the *less* racist rally? WOW.

  • ken_kukec

    “I got a crowd of Trump supporters to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance’ …”

    The Plastic Oh-Hell-No Band.

  • mancityRed6

    seriously, can we just start calling him “Dick”? it’s so descriptive, and it is his name.

  • boredcatlady

    Huh. We got more than that camped out in front of Mitch McConnells Ft Wright office right now. Of course, only one of us is in a wheelchair so maybe they’re not going to violently assault us. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f8a861ad64f2d7a51f9b6afd4ae39ea761a097c1ac28b1cb2b417db47c59c7be.jpg

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