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[–]Mofofett 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (6子コメント)

There is a door leading to Todd Howard in which three Claws are required to get through all the doors based on rotatable stones, each marked with the symbols: Wolf, Moth, Snake.

There clues are there, but they are hidden behind Hanging Moss and shadow.

Good luck!

[–]secret_onlinePC 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I drop a bucket from my inventory, hold it in front of me, and sprint into the door/bucket.

[–]Mofofett 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

rolls dice behind screen

Ohh....

You got a 1.

The door opens, but the Bucket offends the Puzzle God.

Behind the door is not one but two Terrasque.

The door slams close behind you.

Roll for initiative.

[–]RuleIV 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

*shake shake shake*

*clatter*

You rolled a 19

[–]Mofofett 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just...

I used the online D&D roller for d20, and no shit, Tarrasque #1 natted a 1 for Initiative.

So, Tarrasque #1 came into this plane incredibly confused and disorientated.

Tarrasque 1 stumbles about, it's gargantuan self colliding violently into Tarrasque 2.

There will be some amount of time before both Tarrasque can recover for this.

Take 5 free rounds with Attack of Opportunity (and whatever else happens in D&D where your opponent is completely helpless. I haven't DMed in years)

Also, pray to the Dice God for a nat 1 on a Tarrasque duo.

[–]Capt_ReynoldsPC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The two terrasque roll. They get 13 and 5. +7 initiative gives them 20 and 12.

The first one starts its turn.

It lunges to bite you.

Attack roll: 1 (OOC: I actually rolled a 1 no joke) critical fail rolls a 6. You now have advantage on your attack this turn.

EDIT: so this is using 3.5e, since I had that monster manual right next to me. I just checked 5e and see the +7 initiative thing doesn't apply, and Holy shot is the tarrasque nerfed in 5e.

[–]unique-name-9035768PC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

each marked with the symbols: Wolf, Moth, Snake. Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo

[–]IntestinalCumStain 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (4子コメント)

He wasn't at at e3.....

[–]DeathMCevilcruel 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It wasn't even Bethesda game studios(Howards team) either. It was the publisher Bethesda Softworks.

[–]unique-name-9035768PC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish someone would stop him from going to these damn conventions and promising Skyrim on different platforms. What are we working on now? PSVita? Damnit, we just want to work on Elder Scrolls 6! - Todd Howard

[–]SpiceyFoodGuy[S] 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How could he simultaneously be at E3 while also trapped in Skyrim?

[–]KazumaKatPC 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Synths.

This time the synth double was not available.

[–]ChubbieRoosterPS3 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Could the bugs in jars be the puzzle we need to crack?

[–]FightTheFallen -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a pretty sweet collection of bug jars in my Lakeview manor house. They don't like to stay on the shelf though.

[–]Brenny114PC 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So we must modify his PS4 then dress up his pet crab in armor?

[–]TotesMessenger 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]roflmaohaxorz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could... is it possible... his hand was the last to touch the beacon...?

[–]50_Gigs_of_Grey 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

~coc toddtest

Well he isn't here...

[–]Zadien22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quick! Everyone go buy and play every version and search for differences!