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Now that Senate Republicans have pulled up the curtain on the hideous Obamacare repeal plan they pieced together out of dead GOP talking points in a secret lab in the bowels of the Capitol, Barack Obama has written a Facebook post warning them to rethink their “Better Care” bill before loosing it on the populace to wreak havoc. It’s good! Go read the whole thing! But let’s examine a few highlights from a president who knows how to write a complete sentence in proper English. Remember when we had one of those?

Barry starts by acknowledging that “repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act has become a core tenet of the Republican Party.” An article of faith, for that matter, particularly the faith that as long as they can just eliminate Obamacare, Republicans will be loved forever. But maybe it would be a good idea, Obama says, for them to consider why they’re doing this, beyond simply the reflex to kick apart anything Democrats made.

How about a quick review of what’s already been achieved by the ACA, gains the Rs will flush down the national toilet for the sake of being able to say they killed Obamacare:

For the first time, more than ninety percent of Americans know the security of health insurance. Health care costs, while still rising, have been rising at the slowest pace in fifty years. Women can’t be charged more for their insurance, young adults can stay on their parents’ plan until they turn 26, contraceptive care and preventive care are now free. Paying more, or being denied insurance altogether due to a preexisting condition – we made that a thing of the past.

We did these things together. So many of you made that change possible.

Sure, the ACA isn’t perfect. Like any major program, it needs some fixes in order to cover more people and keep costs down. And, Obama reminds Republicans, if they came up with a genuinely better approach to healthcare, one that would cover as many people at a lower cost, then great, he’d love to see that, and could even support it enthusiastically. But that’s not what the Senate dumped on America this morning.

But right now, after eight years, the legislation rushed through the House and the Senate without public hearings or debate would do the opposite. It would raise costs, reduce coverage, roll back protections, and ruin Medicaid as we know it. That’s not my opinion, but rather the conclusion of all objective analyses, from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, which found that 23 million Americans would lose insurance, to America’s doctors, nurses, and hospitals on the front lines of our health care system.

It’s not even really a health care bill, says Obama. Rather,

It’s a massive transfer of wealth from middle-class and poor families to the richest people in America. It hands enormous tax cuts to the rich and to the drug and insurance industries, paid for by cutting health care for everybody else. Those with private insurance will experience higher premiums and higher deductibles, with lower tax credits to help working families cover the costs, even as their plans might no longer cover pregnancy, mental health care, or expensive prescriptions. Discrimination based on pre-existing conditions could become the norm again. Millions of families will lose coverage entirely.

Damn, Barry. You act as if class warfare were a bad thing. Just in case Republicans haven’t given any thought to those they claim to represent and care about, Obama lists a few examples of people who are going to have it a lot worse off if this creature is allowed to stalk Americas’ homes, hospitals, and doctors’ offices: people struggling with addiction; pregnant moms; kids with disabilities, and “poor adults and seniors who need long-term care once they can no longer count on Medicaid,” for starters. And then there are all the people who’ll technically have “access” to health insurance, but will be priced out of getting care because of preexisting conditions. What about parents whose kid’s cancer treatment eats up their life savings? Health crises don’t have party preferences, they really don’t:

To put the American people through that pain – while giving billionaires and corporations a massive tax cut in return – that’s tough to fathom. But it’s what’s at stake right now. So it remains my fervent hope that we step back and try to deliver on what the American people need.

Maybe instead of scoring political points by sticking it to the poor and middle class for the sake of the wealthy, Republicans might want to consider joining Democrats in repairing the ACA instead of blowing it up? Oh, Barry, you silly optimist. Republicans can’t wait to refuse to notice people suffering, as long as it means a big tax cut for their real constituency, the wealthy and corporations. Besides, they’re betting they won’t even face an electoral backlash. They’ve already got gerrymandered districts and vote suppression to help them hold on to power.

And if the people who voted for them are angry their insurance hasn’t gotten any cheaper, but now covers less than it did, Republicans are also betting that won’t be a problem. A lot of those people will believe them when they blame Barack Obama again.

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  • Marceline

    I will never forgive the people who threw this man’s hard work away.

    • snigsy

      Maybe, just maybe, they’ll realize their mistake once Trump(don’t)care takes effect. But I doubt it.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        the capacity of the GOP base to deny reality and refuse to accept or even admit to the consequences of their actions is inexhaustible. If we could bottle that, we’d have limitless energy forever…

        • OrdinaryJoe

          Presidenting While Black. I am truly amazed that he survived 8 years. Tribute to the Secret Service, I fear.

          • nightmoth

            And the FBI, and who knows how many watchful citizens. When I saw something I didn’t like in a comments section I sent a screenshot of it to the FBI.

      • tomamitai

        They think the only mistake they’ve made is to have offices and town hall meetings where people who don’t like what they’re doing can go to yell at them, and so obviously the solution to that is to not go to those offices or meetings. Problem solved!

      • kindness

        Republicans will blame Obama for these people’s newfound lack of health care and far too many of those very same people will repeat those lines to us on Facebook.

      • Khavrinen

        The number of dedicated Trump voters who will realize their mistake has a lot in common with the only people who actually benefit from Trump(don’t)Care: It’s about one per cent…

    • King Beauregard

      There are a great many Lefties who have a hand in this. Obamacare’s biggest critics have been on the Left all along because they are shit creatures taking the approximate form of human beings.

    • Jim Johnson

      Not just thrown away, but viciously attacked.

  • CogitoErgoBibo
  • memzilla Ω

    Fuck every Rethuglican until past the end of time.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Apparently every Trump supporters is in the upper 10%, which is why they voted in the manner they did. Otherwise, they’d be self-destructive morons. So there you have it. Next time you watch Dramacon Trump slathering before a crowd of swooning red state voters, remember: they are millionaires who dress up as trailer rats.

    • nightmoth

      My mom used to say, “There’s rich white trash and poor white trash and God doesn’t tell them apart.” Both kinds voted for Trump.

  • Joe Beese

    Chuck P:

    A Message to Trump Voters on the Occasion of This Healthcare Bill

    Hello, suckers.

    Yeah, you. All of you. All of you people who’ve been buying what the radicalized Republican party has been selling you since Reagan rode out of Trickledown Gulch back in 1980. All of you who easily gobbled up the fictions about welfare queens, and “crazy checks,” and big black bucks buying T-Bone steaks, and, most recently, of immigrants come to steal your jobs and cut your throats in the night. All of you who worried so profoundly about your neighbors who were black, or Hispanic, or Muslim that you handed the government to the people who have been picking your pocket and selling off your birthright for going on four decades.

    And, especially, all of you morons who bought what the inevitable product of 30 years of fear-driven democratic malpractice was selling across the country in 2016: that he had a plan that would lower costs, cover everybody, and not touch Social Security, Medicaid, or Medicare.

    Today is not the day for you to ask for my understanding as to how you’re going to afford Grandma’s chemo now that she’s busted the lifetime cap on her insurance. Today is not the day for you to ask for my sympathy for Grandpa who’s going to get his ass hoisted out of his rest home and dropped onto the couch in your basement family room because his Medicaid ran out. Today is not the day for you to moan into TV cameras about how Cousin Clyde with the opioid problem has to go back to sticking up tourists for his fix because the little hospital up by the mountain closed.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      read that earlier- shorter Charlie, don’t come fucking whining to me, dumbasses

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    The only problem with fixing Obamacare is his name being inseparably linked to the ACA: the Republicans saw to that. And they’d never allow anything positive to be associated with Obama, because they spent 8 years depicting him as basically Satan.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Which is why we need to go scorched earth and vote the fuckers out

      • Vincent Ricola

        Upvote for comment and for fancy new avatar.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Meanwhile, the law deals with those disruptive wheelchair protesters. (Gotta love the Daily News for hyperbole) https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/877968188461301761

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Headline doesn’t seem all that hyperbolic, based on that picture, though. Not to me, at least.

    • Panika MCD

      I think that one was not in a wheelchair to begin with. but I do love that some ADAPT members showed up. (ADAPT being a TX disability rights org what mostly asks the state lege to please give their care attendants a living wage.)

      https://www.facebook.com/cnn/videos/10156899009886509/

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Ah. I presumed that the guy pictured was the one in the wheelchair to whom that apparently did happen.

    • Bill D. Burger

      I’ve rarely been more angered or disgusted in my life as I was watching that.

    • Old town Urbandale

      Notice the cops are gloved up so they won’t get any cooties from The Poors.

      • William Cook for now

        The gloves are the only thing in that photo to not be outraged about.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “We had no choice. You people elected an intelligent, capable man as President. We HAD to elect a complete moron and fuck up who may destroy the country just to teach you a lesson.”
    -Mitch McConnell

    • Yr. Gma

      You forgot “black.”

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Oddly, that’s one thing I don’t think Mitch “The Rat” McConnell is guilty of. I think he is an equal opportunity sociopath. He’ll fuck over anyone too poor to give him money.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    After all, this debate has always been about something bigger than politics. It’s about the character of our country – who we are, and who we aspire to be. And that’s always worth fighting for.

    And I have a sad again. But thank you for fighting for us, Mr President!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6713ba03e13dc921db049ee073064466f66441942068ccc8bf385fa3721efa1a.gif

  • nightmoth

    The cornerstone of Trumpcare is huge cuts to Medicaid. After 4 years of taking care of her myself with no pay, plus hiring caregivers at as cheap a rate as I could (which, rather obviously, led to some pretty bad caregivers) I put my elderly aunt in an assisted living facility on Medicaid. She was broke. She was 102. Now she’s 103 and a half. I called my Republican senators today and told them to rename this the Deathcare Bill.

    • Anna E Killsright, Agent KELLY

      I’m sorry. My Mom was in assisted living when she passed.

    • tomamitai

      Republicans have the whole end-of-life-care thing taken care of, don’t you worry…

      https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68

    • commatoes

      Remember the GOP still hold it sacred when Saint Reagan said that the passage of Medicare would herald the end of American freedom. In GOP orthodoxy, it goes from god to Reagan to everyone else. In that order.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “Look. Just because I profited from governmental assistance doesn’t mean I can’t be a deranged sociopath like my fellow Republicans.”
    -Paul Ryan

  • Panika MCD

    you know what? the GOP voters are right. I’m poor today, but I know tomorrow my windfall will come and I will be a super-wealthy person. when tomorrow comes, I don’t want paying for other people’s healthcare even if them doing so now makes sure I live to see tomorrow! fuck, do you know how less super-wealthy I will be tomorrow if the ACA remains?! like $5 million less super-wealthy–which may be chump change to me tomorrow, but it’s my fucking chump change you moochers!

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      And then how will you ever pay for the air conditioned doghouse and gold-plated food bowls?!? Huh?!?

      • tomamitai

        And car elevators! You can’t expect rich folk to drive their cars up and down ramps like common folk!

      • Panika MCD

        those? I already have those.

  • Joe Beese
    • WotsAllThisThen

      Then everyone on his staff tells him how much they love the new tire track hazards on the course.

      • tomamitai

        I’ve never golfed on a course that didn’t include a windmill hazard, is it normal on a full size course to ride the cart all the way to the hole, or is he that fucking lazy?

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Typically, etiquette is that you either stay on the marked paths or park in the rough.

        • William Cook for now

          Greens are sacred ground, they’re supposed to be as immaculate as billiard felt.

          Most clubs would remove a player from the course for at least a day, charge for repairs, and possibly revoke membership.

        • aureolaborealis

          After you get the ball in the cup, you’re supposed to do donuts on the green so no one else can play the hole.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Please tell me this was his facial expression the entire goddamn time:

      https://i5.s.heat.st/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/donald-trump-loves-trucks-6.jpg

    • Alt-dog

      Haha. That ought to send my retired Republican brother who golfs about four times per week over the edge.

      • Joe Beese

        As a R, he’ll probably agree with the commenter who insisted, “He owns the course. He can do what he wants with it.”

        • tomamitai

          Too bad that’s how he and his fellow .01%-ers feel about the whole world.

        • Alt-dog

          Yep. That sounds about right.

        • TJ Barke

          Immediately shut that shit down. He won’t own it forever, so no, he don’t get to do whatever he fucking wants.

        • Opalescent Riddles

          Well, then, he can have his course all to himself, and his “customers” can take their memberships elsewhere.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Get off your own lawn!

    • Nounverb911

      The golf course I work at would send out it’s attack squirrels to escort him off the course for doing that.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      When Al Capone played golf, he and his buddies would sometimes have impromptu wrestling matches on the greens. Tore them up something fierce too.
      Oddly, no one ever complained about it.

    • Rags

      This is another sign of his neurological deficits – he is incapable of walking 50 yards, using stairs, standing upright.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Will no one think of the rich people, though? They just want to buy more stuff, how can you fault that?

    • gene108

      If they bought more stuff, it might actually do something to improve the economy.

      The problem is they aren’t going to buy more stuff.

      They are going to start flooding the investment markets with money looking to make the $1 million dollar tax cut into $2 million dollars.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Somehow, that just makes it more evil. Wealth for the pure acquisition of more wealth, as if that is more important than actual lives.

        • Ill-Advised

          That Jewish commie socialist Jesus muttered something about the love of money once. I think it was about organic veggies, though.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Sweet nostalgia – now all we have to do is get bogged down in two wars and fuck up the economy, make pot and gay marriage illegal again, and give Bill Cosby a sitcom and I’ll feel like I’ve died and gone to hell.

    • Panika MCD

      I thought we were giving Bill Cosby college kids to educate on sexual assault…?

    • Vincent Ricola

      I know I put those roller blades somewhere…

    • nightmoth

      I just renewed my passport. Just in case.

      • bupkus231

        I’d be looking for a passport from another country. The US won’t be all that popular around the world by that time….

    • WotsAllThisThen

      His trial wasn’t a sitcom?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Just so you know, you start wearing Zubaz pants and Imma gonna smack ya.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “Bigly badda bing, YOOOOGE lector collage win, I’m appointing muchly richies and Jared you know drains, FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! the swamp…”
    -Idiot in Chief

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    I have what is probably IBS. I’ve never discussed it with my doc because I’m on the private market and didn’t dare risk having a diagnosis like that on my chart so I’ve just dealt with it as best I can.

    But then after a couple of years on Obamacare I was getting ready to have that conversation. Then that asshole got elected and now all those elected assholes are determined to destroy any semblance of confidence in my ability to keep insurance that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg (and maybe a colon).

    Fuck them, as someone said below, to beyond the end of time.

    • Panika MCD

      umm…you want to say that online when Ajit Pai has made it legal to sell your browsing history?

  • Joe Beese

    Trump administration removes protections for Yellowstone grizzly bears

    Good news for Donald, Jr. (“the American Psycho one”), who will now be able to trophy hunt them.

    • Anna Rompage

      Maybe it’s time to teach the bears & other wildlife how to stand their ground…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e46477dd635577b3b1d8db4c77c537a0e2f49b7101a1c928ac661f2fde7357bb.jpg

      • VirginiaLady

        Just saw somewhere how pods of orcas are ganging up on fishing boats to steal the fish. The animals are learning.

        • C4TWOMAN

          They probably figure they’re plenty of fish for the handful of humans they see and the whole pod.
          As smart as they are, their brains aren’t equipped for abstract concepts like trading the fish for stuff.
          And even if they were, they way we’re over fishing, they might not care…

      • Werewolf

        I support the right to arm bears.

    • Yr. Gma

      Jesus F Christ.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Please, won’t you give now to the NABA?

      National Armed Bear Association

    • Ninja0980

      May hunters be fatally mauled.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Is there any evil they won’t perpetuate?

    • TJ Barke

      I hope Donnie Jr gets voted alive.

  • Michael R
  • C4TWOMAN

    Thanks Obama!

  • Michael R

    orbama ?

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      For He is the Sun God.

    • doktorzoom

      That’s the filename. I’ll add it as alt-text.

  • Ninja0980
  • gene108

    I am not sure how to get the media focused on how really fucking bad this is. They act like this shit is normal, gutting programs for the poor to pay for tax cuts for the super rich.

    This hasn’t been normal for 80+ years.

    I want to punch Mitch McConnell in the face. This is so fucking evil. Satan couldn’t have dreamed something this wicked on his best day. This is Book of Job level suffering, with no pay-off in the end for people.

    • Joe Beese

      I’ve been wondering if the so-called “liberal media” will do its job at informing the American people about how terrible this bill is (for example, if they use the usual NPR formulation of “critics say the bill will raise premiums and deny coverage,” it won’t be a good sign).

      But if the media allows that kind of transparent weak-sauce nonsense to stand unchallenged, we’re all in a lot of trouble.

      http://www.metafilter.com/167757/Georgia-on-My-Mind-All-Bets-are-Ossoff#7074379

      • cmd resistor

        So someone posted a Teen Vogue story showing all the wheelchair people being dragged out.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      And it wasn’t even Satan causing the suffering.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • tomamitai

      I’m pretty sure that “never let them photograph you lit from below” is the first thing they teach in “How Not To Look Evil” class.

  • Nounverb911
  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Well, it’s nice that he tried, but I should point out that he’s still black.

  • TJ Barke

    C’mon, Barry, call them motherfuckers! I’ll let all my criticism of you go if you just call them motherfuckers.

    • Panika MCD

      *granny-fuckers

    • alpacapunchbowl

      This is probably the closest you’ll get to your wish, but enjoy!
      https://youtu.be/AYcrOAsGdBM

  • Nounverb911
  • Mary Theresa

    OT: Just…OMG!

    Bill Cosby to Hold Seminars on How to Avoid Sexual Assault
    http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/22/bill-cosby-teach-youth-how-to-avoid-sexual-assault-accusations/

    • C4TWOMAN

      [IRONY CIRCUITS OVERHEAT]
      [HEAD EXPLODES]

    • snigsy

      Trump America–opportunities for everyone.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Yes…to die.

        • commatoes

          The GOP sees it as an economical solution.

    • jesterpunk

      Its not how to avoid sexual assault though. Its how sportsball players and famous people can avoid being accused of sexual assault. I am betting it is going to be a bunch of MRA bullshit.

      • Mary Theresa

        For sure.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Whoops. You’d already answered that. Right on, my friend.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Bitches be lyin.
        /SARC

        • jesterpunk

          That is actually what the MRA crowd actually believes. That is why they didnt care about Trump admitting to sexual assault, because he is rich and womenz lie.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Sort of. It’s how to avoid being accused of sexual assault. Which you’d think would be a short seminar: Don’t fucking do it to begin with.

      He gets a fail in his own course, if that’s lesson.

      • Mary Theresa

        I know, but it’s being pimped as a sexual assault class.

        • CogitoErgoBibo

          I’m always a jerk when my Large Corporate Employer forces everyone to take another sexual harassment course at work. “It’s a ‘how-to,’ right?” Which it might as well be. Our need to retake it seems to always coincide with rumors of a settlement out-of-court.

          • Mary Theresa

            I remember when I worked for the gov…this was after the Tailhook convention where many navy personnel were sexually harassed, True to form, another sexual harassment class. It just made the pervs smarter in harassing. Oops…I just gave away my age…lol.

      • h4rr4r

        I thought it was going to be a lesson on what drugs cause retrograde amnesia.

    • TJ Barke

      I don’t… I can’t… What?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        townhalls is what i’m reading.

        But otherwise, yeah, IKR?

    • TheGrandWazoo2
    • h4rr4r

      Do not try the refreshments!

    • miss_grundy

      Irony?

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Reading this made me have the same reaction I had when I was watching him intro that songwriting award for Jay-Z last week- whimpering “please come back, please come back!”

  • DainBramage

    There he goes, trying to use reasoned logic and compassion against the GOP again. The GOP gave those up decades ago in favor of greed and spite.

  • FDRliberal

    Trump and his lickspittles in Congress don’t give a shit if you are in a wheelchair. They grab you out of your wheelchair, kick you in the nuts and toss you out the door or into prison if you get in the way of their tax cuts for the top 1%.

    https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/877981762273525760

    • Ryan Denniston

      Next they’ll say that kicking puppies is not okay.

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        MONSTERS!

        • WotsAllThisThen

          CANNED CLAMS!

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “You were supposed to drag the reporters out first so the public wouldn’t hear about this.” – Mitch

      • Shibusa

        “Hey Mitch. You want I should take care of the reporters for ya?” ~Greg Gianforte

    • cmd resistor

      Didn’t Trump balk at making his properties ADA compliant? Even if I just made this up, tough shit, but I think I did read it. I wonder if he ever knew anyone in a wheelchair.

      • bupkus231

        This, from last fall:

        Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-disabilities-ada-violations_us_57f55d58e4b0b7aafe0bae74

        Donald Trump’s new Washington, D.C., hotel violates the Americans with Disabilities Act, alleges a complaint filed on Sept. 29 with the Department of Justice. Three other complaints filed on or since that date allege ADA violations at Trump’s hotel and golf course in Doral, Florida, and at his golf course in Pine Hill, New Jersey, according to documents obtained by The Huffington Post.

        The new allegations come after HuffPost reported in September that Trump’s properties had been sued at least eight times over the last 19 years for violating the ADA, and one of those properties was hit with an additional set of violations after a federal inspection.

        Trump settled five of those cases. Two others ended with Trump consent decrees and one was terminated when the Trump property in question went into bankruptcy. One case ― the only one Trump even came close to winning ― was dismissed at the request of both Trump and the plaintiff.

        Once a complaint has been filed, it is up to the DOJ to choose whether to investigate the complaint and decide if additional measures like mediation or litigation are necessary.

        How much ya wanna bet that Sessions won’t find any actions necessary?

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Y’know what? Sorry, no. Now the base will _never_ forgive any of them if they vote against it.

    • bupkus231

      I hate to say it, but that was one of my first thoughts – the attention to the treatment of these protestors is only gonna make more righties say, “Hey, they deserve it for not loving our country” – and will make them support the Senate bill even harder!

      These fuckin’ fuckers are fucked in the head!

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        Obama is never, apparently, going to get over is Rational Hamster instincts from law school. Trying to appeal to these people with rational arguments only makes them angry. I learned that earlier than many by reading Nietzche.

        • Last Hussar

          On oatmeal there is a description of how being told facts that challenge your worldview activates the same part of the amygdala that reacts when you are attacked. 7 billion cavemen in charge of modern technology…

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            Also, this

  • Joe Beese
    • Ryan Denniston

      Cruel AND stupid. Shouldn’t they cuff the wheels?

    • Ryan Denniston

      Say, you know else wanted to disappear the disabled?

    • VirginiaLady

      Wait for the body cavity searches. The police will probably try to say resisting an officer if they CAN’T assume the position.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        There was a story earlier today about how some cops allegedly fondled and sexually assaulted protestors that were arrested, but I can’t seem to find it anymore.

        (I found it on something call mic.com)

        The ACLU Washington, D.C. affiliate’s complaint charges the police with “making unconstitutional arrests, using excessive force, denying arrested people food, water and access to toilets” as well as conducting “invasive bodily searches of protesters exercising their First Amendment rights.”


        In graphic detail, the suit accuses police of a slew of abusive and unlawful actions against New Yorker Shay Horse, who was documenting the anti-Trump demonstrations as a photojournalist; legal observer Judah Ariel of Washington; and demonstrators Elizabeth Lagesse of Baltimore and Milo Gonzalez of New York.

        “As a result of Defendants’ manual rectal probing and grabbing of his testicles, Mr. Horse suffered humiliation, anxiety and emotional distress. He feels as if he has been raped. Mr. Horse’s anus was sore for a day or two after the intrusion. Mr. Horse has felt irritable and withdrawn from other people, and he has found it harder to trust and confide in other people. The emotional distress has negatively affected Mr. Horse’s relationships, including impinging on his sex drive and performance. Mr. Horse remains haunted by what he experienced.”

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      How meta. Disabling the disabled.

    • Yr. Gma

      What, afraid the cripple will run over someone’s foot? These assholes are beyond parody now. Someone will be smashing a white baby’s head open on a concrete step any day now, and the Republicans will say it serves the little moocher right for expecting someone else to pay for his shots.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Or they will say that they are just protecting him from getting his shots because he would just catch autism from them. See? They do care.

    • Vincent Ricola

      That is enraging.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Sigh. I’d like to believe that, Liza.

    • Anna E Killsright, Agent KELLY

      Shared.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Ug.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I’m starting to not like this new normal.

      • “M”

        You’re about six months late.

        Those of us who were reading stuff like Orwell & Huxley way too early in life were yelling then that it was going to go like this — but nobody wanted to hear about it enough to take more steps to stall the Trump Train out before it really got going.

    • yyyaz

      “Needs moar strip-searching and cutting wheelchairs into tiny pieces to find the merry-wanna being smuggled by these criminals.”
      Jebberson Bow-Retard Fudd

    • tomamitai

      How proud those officers’ parents must be to have raised a son or daughter who bravely protects our congress members from having to listen to the complaints of crippled constituents!

      • yyyaz

        Heros!

      • “M”

        I don’t think those capitol police enjoyed doing their jobs today.
        I noticed even when they carried the shouting lady out who was saying “NO CUTS TO MEDICARE” they were not even trying to stop her from shouting.

        (I noticed them particularly today because I care about Crystal Griner and the other capitol policeman who saved Congressman Racist Steve’s life, but I don’t care about Congressman Racist Steve.)

    • Shibusa

      I wish Liza was correct about that but she is not.

  • TakingAmes

    I watched the Anthony Bourdain “Parts Unknown” episode last night in which he dined with President Obama in Hanoi, and I totally teared up. How could we have had this brilliant, kind man, who had his faults but was actually working for the betterment of the people of the world, and now we have this orange turd who is spending his time in the most powerful office in the world undoing what the last guy did everywhere? I’m so sad.

  • DainBramage

    GOP: Greed Over People

  • Ryan Denniston

    Fortunately, we’re being flooded with ads from the AMA and AARP. No, wait, that’s not right…

  • Joe Beese

    It has always been crystal clear for numerous reasons that the Senate bill would be the like the House bill, both versions, just as it will be like the final bill that emerges from a conference committee. McConnell and Ryan knew that ball hiding about scores and legislative language would prevent reporters from saying this. Around 24 million Americans will lose their coverage, everyone will go back to the era of pre-existing conditions restrictions and lifetime limits. The freed up money will go to a big tax cut for the very wealthy. You didn’t need to see the legislative language to know this. It’s been a failure of journalism to pretend otherwise.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/failure

  • h4rr4r

    You forgot that those who lose their Medicaid will still vote for Trump again.

    • Well, if t’were a just world, they wouldn’t get the opportunity to vote for him in anything other than a “worst behaved prisoner” contest…

    • doktorzoom

      I believe you may have skipped the last paragraph.

      • h4rr4r

        I saw that, but it won’t be then blaming Obama it will be them celebrating themselves being kicked off. So long as the OTHER is hurt too.

        • doktorzoom

          Point taken.

    • jesterpunk

      A lot of those Trump voters DO NOT CARE just as long as it also hurts liberals.

      • Old town Urbandale

        and the coloreds.

      • h4rr4r

        Yup, that is what I was going for. They won’t blame Obama, they will celebrate stiggin it.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        “I’ll lose my healthcare and die painfully 10 years before my time but damn those liberal tears taste good”

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Last Hussar

        My pay is £2000 pcm, approx $2500 (it was $3000 until effing brexit)
        I pay approx 400 income taxes. That gets me the NHS. 4800 a year. Not sure what proportion of the rest is in various sales taxes, at most its £600, and that’s only if I spent it all on beer, in reality probably 400. So yes, I may pay 800 in tax, what does $1000 with no deductible/co-pay get in the US. Remember that also gets me roads, police etc

        • PubOption

          My insurance, which does have deductibles and co-pays costs around $800 a month (I am a old). I still pay about 25% in income tax plus sales taxes…

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    I just got back from the gym – Fox News was on one of the TVs – It was neil cavuto talking about the healthcare bill (the sound was turned down, mercifully).

    They kept alternating two chyrons – one saying senators hope to vote on it next week, and another saying the CBO score should come in “early next week.”

    Could you imagine if any one of these three things (release, quick score, quick vote) would have happened with the ACA, they would have been screaming bloody murder. (They screamed it anyway, but you know what i mean).

    Anyway, another IOKIYAR.

    (Also, the crawl said the thing about covering pre-existing conditions was still in, I’m guessing that’s either a flat out lie or a carefully crafted, “well, technically…” statement)

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Khavrinen

        GOP response: “See? Both exactly the same!”

    • Ryan Denniston

      Need I remind you of Hillary’s email server?

      • Panika MCD

        and her addiction to The Goodwife which is a child sex ring in the basement of a pizza place.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          The vigilante guy who needed better Intel got 4 years. If only he had just capped Philando or Tamir or Sylville he would have gotten paid leave and an aquittal. Fuck. This. Reality.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        speaking of which, you saw the pence thing (i.e. exactly 5 times worse than hillary), rigth?

        • miss_grundy

          IOKIYR…..

    • Joe Beese

      It’s true. Insurers can’t deny you coverage for a pre-existing condition. They’re just free to charge you $100 million for it.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        ah, thanks.

    • If you’re like me you complain to the management about having that shit on the tellie.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      It’s still in, which is why such flowers of human kindness like Rand Paul, Mike Lee and Ted Cruz are opposed to the bill. It shows too much decency.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i just saw that headline…doesn’t go far enough.

        SMH

    • miss_grundy

      You haven’t heard the Rethuglians talking about the ACA. They made it sound like the Democrats pushed it through in a week. It took over a year for the ACA to pass. There were at least 23 consecutive days of debate in the Senate. About 100 panel discussions, presentations, etc. on it. In Cuban slang when we say “I hope something bad happens to you” we say “Que te caiga Troya” which translates to “Troy (the city) should fall on you”. That is what I hope for every Republican in the House and Senate: “Que te caiga Troya!”

  • Joe Beese
    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Looks like the same person cuffed in her chair below. Disgusting.

    • C4TWOMAN

      What, they can’t just wheel her out? WTF?

      • Joe Beese

        Taken into evidence, presumably.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Christ. Its no different then shoes are for us.

      • OutOfOrbit

        That would not be painful enough. Also too she had set the wheel brakes & the PIGs did not know wheelchairs have brakes.

    • Ryan Denniston

      ICE auditions?

    • Crank Tango

      Oh at least they ziptied her into her chair eventually, see below.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Where do I show up with my pitchfork and torch? No snark.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Petrol can and torch.
        Some snark.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          A shopping cart full of bottles of the really cheap bottom-shelf vodka that can’t even be salvaged by running it through a Brita filter, a stack of cheap bandana and one of those extra-capacity lighters for firing up the grill/Mazel tov cocktail.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            Mazel tov cocktail is _so_ the name of my punk/Klezmer fusion band

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Back in the day there were two klezmer-punk outfits in Madison (at least that’s where I saw them, not sure if they were local) by the names of “Jewbacca” and “Yid Vicious”.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            Both excellent, but the latter is superb.

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Ha! Remember Little Blue Crunchy Things? The sax guy was also in Jewbacca! I llleeerrrvvvved to dance to both. I think Yid Vicious is still around!

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Omg, that’s right!
            I can’t believe you know Little Blue Crunchy Things! One of my best friends was kind of obsessed with them so we went to alllll the shows. So much fun! I also, ahem, may have run into the sax player at a party and gone home with him for a little fling once. I remember we danced around his living room to the James Brown box set before doin’ the deed. The sax wasn’t his only talent! ;)

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Lol! Bryan had some fast fingers ;-) I went to college with a good friend of the Ken, the bassist, and got into ALL the green rooms! Small world!

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Nice! He was a good bassist!

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            For real! Let me know if you ever come back for alumni fun, I’ll meet you at the Terrace :-)

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Ooh fun!!! It’s been too long since I spent time at the Terrace!

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            They’ve expanded A TON in the past few years, but kept the awesome vibe…and added a permanent brat smoker and a few more beer stands so the line at the Rath is shorter. You’ll always have friends here, even if you haven’t met them yet ;-)

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Awesome! I’m gonna hold you to that! :)

    • alpacapunchbowl

      What? It’s obviously her own damn fault she chose to be born with spina bifida. Just for all the fun pity parties, no doubt!

  • commatoes

    Obama, a man that KNEW healthcare was this hard.

    Anyone else need a drink?

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Not any more, just typing this as I pass
      out o n

      the

      floor

    • Joe Beese

      I try to avoid “blot out this fucked up country” drinking, but some days my hand is forced.

      • Last Hussar

        Those days when drinking too much isn’t drinking enough…

    • OddMan

      As Frank said on Blue Bloods, “I finished off the neck and shoulders of a bottle already.” It’s really not that much but it has a nice ring to it.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Panika MCD
      • Joe Beese

        Socialized and SEXXXY

        • “M”

          He has a TAT??

          *screams like the fangirl of sexy Canadian men she is; wonders if François Arnaud might need to move over because he doesn’t govern stuff even if he does play one hell of a 15th century Gonfaloniere of the Papal Armies*

      • Last Hussar

        Aaaaand now I’m gay.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Is Canada taking American refugees yet?

        • Panika MCD

          do you have a marketable skill they need or a lot of money or are you someone who was seeking refuge/asylum in the USA before Tsarina Von Clownstick was elected?

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            Just a decent pension. You can stay there 6 months a year basically no questions asked, so there’s that.

          • Panika MCD

            are you a goose?

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            A snowbird maybe

    • commatoes

      I’m suddenly reminded of his “medical records”.

      Not drinking too much is gettin’ really hard.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    “It’s all Obama’s fault for bringing out our true nature for all to see.” ~GOP

  • Proud Liberal
  • Proud Liberal
  • Mary Theresa
  • Panika MCD
    • commatoes

      A trans comedian gets to meet QE2?

      Evidently, Liz ain’t too happy with conservative politicians of late.

  • OddMan

    Yes, they will blame this entire health care mess all on Obama.
    And the rubes will believe it.

    And now for something completely different, you know those fancy new anti-missile missiles that we are developing? This latest version of the Aegis Missile Defense System is the one that should be able to stop those pesky North Korean medium and intermediate-range ballistic missiles. Latest test did not work, but the one before that did.
    https://www.mda.mil/news/17news0006.html

    • Ryan Denniston

      “A planned intercept was not achieved.”

      Gotta love the use of the passive voice when witnessing negative outcomes. “Mistakes were made, lives were lost,” etc.

      • puredog

        “A planned intercept failed to eventuate,” izzat whut there sayin?

        • miss_grundy

          “You go with the army you have, not the one you wish you had.”

      • Lord Jim

        Pigs were fucked…

    • puredog

      50-50! Damn, I like those odds!

      • PubOption

        “We’ve got better odds than that, half the North Korean missiles don’t work.” – A Fox News viewer.

    • Steve Cole

      If it was easy, it would be done.

  • Randy Riddle

    “Oh … this is a Healthcare Plan? I thought we were writing a Wealthcare Plan …”

  • VirginiaLady

    Now that Mitch has proclaimed it’s OK to treat the disabled like that are the crazy white supremacy bastards going to start attacking them like common Muslims or Messicans? Very easy targets for the most cowardly in the group. How many days before we see a disabled person getting hurt in a grocery store or at a gas station?

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      when the ACA was in the news, there was video of Tea Baggers shouting at a man with parkinsons, i think.

      It was ugly.

      • VirginiaLady

        It crossed the line into physically hurting them. And now mutants everywhere will see it’s open season on real easy to fuck up targets. Weren’t they calling for toning down the violence?

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          come on, that was last week!

        • yyyaz

          Only for not-Rethuglicunts.

        • Bitter Scribe

          You mean they got up off their Hoverounds?

          • miss_grundy

            Actually, their Hoverounds should be repossessed. Or they should be pushed off them. (I know this is mean but I’m feeling ragey right now.)

        • miss_grundy

          That was last week. These people suffer from short-term memory loss.

      • Shibusa

        Yeah and the guy with Parkinsons had been a nuclear scientist and a college prof before he became disabled.

    • jesterpunk
      • VirginiaLady

        I remember the reporter too. This latest incident is going to reinforce hurting the disabled because we are in monkey see monkey do land.

        • jesterpunk

          This wasnt a reporter, this was a kid who wanted to ask Trump some questions that him and his supporters didnt like so they kicked his wheelchair and threatened him and his mom. Obama invited him to the White House the next day because he is a kid and he was treated very bad by Trump and his supporters.

          • VirginiaLady

            Sorry, I wasn’t clear on that. Remember the reporter with the twisted hand that 45 was mocking? I meant him in addition to the boy.

          • jesterpunk

            Ahh, its really bad that anyone has to clarify which disabled person Trump made fun of or harassed.

          • theCryptofishist

            AOT, K.

  • puredog

    Sigh. It requires me to sign into Bookface. This I will not do.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I just get a popup asking me to login, but there’s a link on it that says “Not now” which (if I click-y) allows me to read it without getting into the Book of Faces (of which I’m not a member).

      • puredog

        Yeah, it’s like reading it through a gunslit. I count on The Wonkies to channel me the good parts.

        • Bitter Scribe

          IK,R? I’m not signing in, so stop blocking a third of the fucking page!

          • Jamoche

            Adblock can sometimes be used to get rid of things like that.

          • Bitter Scribe

            Yeah, but I’m on a Mac, and I don’t think there’s an Adblock for that.

          • Jamoche

            I’m on a Mac! There’s a Safari Adblock plugin: https://www.macupdate.com/app/mac/26171/safari-adblock#

            Mac Chrome, from what I’ve heard, supports the same plugins as other Chromes. I have a personal antipathy to Chrome.

          • Bitter Scribe

            I luurves me some Chrome. Yesterday my hard drive crashed, wiping out all my files. But all my carefully cultivated bookmarks were in place when I got things fixed and booted back up. Maybe it’s creepy that Chrome keeps track of all that stuff, but it sure as hell was convenient for me.

          • Jamoche

            Not creepy, just a standard OS service that all apps can tap into; I’ve written some myself :)

    • bupkus231

      Would copypasta of the whole thing be wrong?

      Our politics are divided. They have been for a long time. And while I know that division makes it difficult to listen to Americans with whom we disagree, that’s what we need to do today.
      I recognize that repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act has become a core tenet of the Republican Party. Still, I hope that our Senators, many of whom I know well, step back and measure what’s really at stake, and consider that the rationale for action, on health care or any other issue, must be something more than simply undoing something that Democrats did.
      We didn’t fight for the Affordable Care Act for more than a year in the public square for any personal or political gain – we fought for it because we knew it would save lives, prevent financial misery, and ultimately set this country we love on a better, healthier course.
      Nor did we fight for it alone. Thousands upon thousands of Americans, including Republicans, threw themselves into that collective effort, not for political reasons, but for intensely personal ones – a sick child, a parent lost to cancer, the memory of medical bills that threatened to derail their dreams.
      And you made a difference. For the first time, more than ninety percent of Americans know the security of health insurance. Health care costs, while still rising, have been rising at the slowest pace in fifty years. Women can’t be charged more for their insurance, young adults can stay on their parents’ plan until they turn 26, contraceptive care and preventive care are now free. Paying more, or being denied insurance altogether due to a preexisting condition – we made that a thing of the past.
      We did these things together. So many of you made that change possible.
      At the same time, I was careful to say again and again that while the Affordable Care Act represented a significant step forward for America, it was not perfect, nor could it be the end of our efforts – and that if Republicans could put together a plan that is demonstrably better than the improvements we made to our health care system, that covers as many people at less cost, I would gladly and publicly support it.
      That remains true. So I still hope that there are enough Republicans in Congress who remember that public service is not about sport or notching a political win, that there’s a reason we all chose to serve in the first place, and that hopefully, it’s to make people’s lives better, not worse.
      But right now, after eight years, the legislation rushed through the House and the Senate without public hearings or debate would do the opposite. It would raise costs, reduce coverage, roll back protections, and ruin Medicaid as we know it. That’s not my opinion, but rather the conclusion of all objective analyses, from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, which found that 23 million Americans would lose insurance, to America’s doctors, nurses, and hospitals on the front lines of our health care system.
      The Senate bill, unveiled today, is not a health care bill. It’s a massive transfer of wealth from middle-class and poor families to the richest people in America. It hands enormous tax cuts to the rich and to the drug and insurance industries, paid for by cutting health care for everybody else. Those with private insurance will experience higher premiums and higher deductibles, with lower tax credits to help working families cover the costs, even as their plans might no longer cover pregnancy, mental health care, or expensive prescriptions. Discrimination based on pre-existing conditions could become the norm again. Millions of families will lose coverage entirely.
      Simply put, if there’s a chance you might get sick, get old, or start a family – this bill will do you harm. And small tweaks over the course of the next couple weeks, under the guise of making these bills easier to stomach, cannot change the fundamental meanness at the core of this legislation.
      I hope our Senators ask themselves – what will happen to the Americans grappling with opioid addiction who suddenly lose their coverage? What will happen to pregnant mothers, children with disabilities, poor adults and seniors who need long-term care once they can no longer count on Medicaid? What will happen if you have a medical emergency when insurance companies are once again allowed to exclude the benefits you need, send you unlimited bills, or set unaffordable deductibles? What impossible choices will working parents be forced to make if their child’s cancer treatment costs them more than their life savings?
      To put the American people through that pain – while giving billionaires and corporations a massive tax cut in return – that’s tough to fathom. But it’s what’s at stake right now. So it remains my fervent hope that we step back and try to deliver on what the American people need.
      That might take some time and compromise between Democrats and Republicans. But I believe that’s what people want to see. I believe it would demonstrate the kind of leadership that appeals to Americans across party lines. And I believe that it’s possible – if you are willing to make a difference again. If you’re willing to call your members of Congress. If you are willing to visit their offices. If you are willing to speak out, let them and the country know, in very real terms, what this means for you and your family.
      After all, this debate has always been about something bigger than politics. It’s about the character of our country – who we are, and who we aspire to be. And that’s always worth fighting for.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Oh, sorry, you beat me to it. (Note to self: Always scroll down when the comment you are about to make is a very obvious one)

        • bupkus231

          That’s okay – you formatted yours betta. I’m gonna delete mine….

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Here’s the full text:

      Ourpolitics are divided. They have been for a long time. And while I know that division makes it difficult to listen to Americans with whom we disagree, that’s what we need to do today.

      I recognize that repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act has become a core tenet of the Republican Party. Still, I hope that our Senators, many of whom I know well, step back and measure what’s really at stake, and consider that the rationale for action, on health care or any other issue, must be something more than simply undoing something that Democrats did.

      We didn’t fight for the Affordable Care Act for more than a year in the public square for any personal or political gain – we fought for it because we knew it would save lives, prevent financial misery, and ultimately set this country we love on a better, healthier course.

      Nor did we fight for it alone. Thousands upon thousands of Americans, including Republicans, threw themselves into that collective effort, not for political reasons, but for intensely personal ones – a sick child, a parent lost to cancer, the memory of medical bills that threatened to derail their dreams.

      And you made a difference. For the first time, more than ninety percent of Americans know the security of health insurance. Health care costs, while still rising, have been rising at the slowest pace in fifty years. Women can’t be charged more for their insurance, young adults can stay on their parents’ plan until they turn 26, contraceptive care and preventive care are now free. Paying more, or being denied insurance altogether due to a preexisting condition – we
      made that a thing of the past.

      We did these things together. So many of you made that change possible.

      At the same time, I was careful to say again and again that while the Affordable Care Act represented a significant step forward for America, it was not perfect, nor could it be the end of our efforts – and that if Republicans could put together a plan that is demonstrably better than the improvements we made to our health care system, that covers as many people at less cost, I would gladly and publicly support it.

      That remains true. So I still hope that there are enough Republicans in Congress who remember that public service is not about sport or notching a political win, that there’s a reason we all chose to serve in the first place, and that hopefully, it’s to make people’s lives better, not worse.

      But right now, after eight years, the legislation rushed through the House and the Senate without public hearings or debate would do the opposite. It would raise costs, reduce coverage, roll back protections, and ruin Medicaid as we know it. That’s not my opinion, but rather the conclusion of all objective analyses, from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, which found that 23 million Americans would lose insurance, to America’s doctors, nurses, and hospitals on the front lines of our health care system.

      The Senate bill, unveiled today, is not a health care bill. It’s a massive transfer of wealth from middle-class and poor families to the richest people in America. It hands enormous tax cuts to the rich and to the drug and insurance industries, paid for by cutting health care for everybody else. Those with private insurance will experience higher premiums and higher deductibles, with lower tax credits to help working families cover the costs, even as their plans might no longer cover pregnancy, mental health care, or expensive prescriptions. Discrimination based on pre-existing conditions could become the norm again. Millions of families will lose coverage entirely.

      Simply put, if there’s a chance you might get sick, get old, or start a family– this bill will do you harm. And small tweaks over the course of the next couple weeks, under the guise of making these bills easier to stomach, cannot change the fundamental meanness at the core of this legislation.

      I hope our Senators ask themselves – what will happen to the Americans grappling with opioid addiction who suddenly lose their coverage? What will happen to pregnant mothers, children with disabilities, poor adults and seniors who need long-term care once they can no longer count on Medicaid? What will happen if you have a medical emergency when insurance companies are once again allowed to exclude the benefits you need, send you unlimited bills, or set unaffordable deductibles? What impossible choices will working parents
      be forced to make if their child’s cancer treatment costs them more than their life savings?

      To put the American people through that pain– while giving billionaires and corporations a massive tax cut in return – that’s tough to fathom. But it’s what’s at stake right now. So it remains my fervent hope that we step back and try to deliver on what the American people need.

      That might take some time and compromise between Democrats and Republicans. But I believe that’s what people want to see. I believe it would demonstrate the kind of leadership that appeals to Americans across party lines. And I believe that it’s possible – if you are willing to make a difference again. If you’re willing to call your members of Congress. If you are willing to visit their offices. If you are willing to speak out, let them and the country know, in very real terms, what this means for you and your family.

      After all, this debate has always been about something bigger than politics. It’s about the character of our country – who we are, and who we aspire to be. And that’s always worth fighting for.

  • puredog

    Barry? You make some pretty cogent points there. Get back to me when you’re not blah and I’ll see if I can peddle them to the deplorables.

  • Bitter Scribe

    How could we go from him to Trump?

    • Pickles

      a spiteful god?

      • Blackest Noobs

        more like spiteful whitey people.

        • h4rr4r

          Economic anxie… No sorry could not make it through with a straight face, racists.

        • ahughes798

          And Latinos, too!

          • Blackest Noobs

            yeah like what the fuck were wrongs with those assholes too?

    • Doug Langley

      I believe the process was similar to what happened with the Titanic, the HInderberg, the Challenger . . .

    • CripesAmighty

      “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard”
      –You Know Who

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Well, it was BAD ENOUGH that we forced them to have to listen to one of them there an uppity ni[clang] Mooslems who was destroying us by being dark-skinned, but the ACTUAL IDEA that some vagina-having FEMALE should be telling us what to do was just TOO MUCH. Also Russia. Fox News. Really good voter suppression and gerrymandering. And you know, morons.

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        They started by targeting edumacashun in the 70s and this is what they’re long game got them. Evil fucking greedy bastards. This is their version of winning.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          This is so, so, so true. Horrifying. And Fox News had a lot to do with it. If Rupert Murdoch had set out to destabilize the U.S. and the U.K. he couldn’t have done a better job.

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Also too, I’m not totally blaming my Obama phone for the they’re / their issue. But I’m blaming Obama.

      • Lord Jim

        But her emails…

      • ViveLaResistance!

        “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.”

        Nailed it, Cat. Well played.

        https://youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          I always love how Gene Wilder’s unbelievable comic timing makes Cleavon Little explode helplessly into laughter. How many takes must they have needed to get all the way through the speech!

    • miss_grundy

      The STUPID it BURNS…..

    • phoenix00

      I was told it was a bunch of e-mails, but I dunno I kinda find that hard to believe.

  • NotALiar

    You nailed it on the fucking head with that last line. When this plan fails miserably they will say its because Obamacare ruined it from the beginning. And it will fucking work. Their voters will believe them. I’m convinced we are past the point of no return. As the Liberal Redneck said, “they would burn their house down if you told them the liberal next door would choke on the smoke for 15 min.”

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      They would certainly cut off their nose to spite the Jew, who has a much bigger nose and controls world banking and is the cause of all our problems.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I thought it was the Bilderbergs and the Illuminati.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          No, sorry, it’s us. Surprise!

  • Blackest Noobs

    the real tragedy here is that Red Dead Redemption II won’t come out until next Spring.

    • h4rr4r

      No, the real tragedy is that Metroid Prime 4 is going to be in 2018.

      • Blackest Noobs

        that’s a S I N. a cardinal sin.

    • phoenix00

      Is the first game ever gonna make it to PC? That’s the ongoing tragedy.

  • Yes, Mr Obama, but the bearded man with glasses and the fashy haircut explained to me in his five minute youtube video something about “liberty” and how healthcare isn’t a human right because of “liberty.” I mean, you’re extremely smart but Mr beard w/glasses guy seemed pretty smart too.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      One of my new friends on Twitter explained to me that Obamacare didn’t do any of that stuff and just forced us to sign up and raised all of our taxes, and we could use all that money for innovation and R&D and not have to pay taxes! So I don’t know WHO to believe!

      • JustDon’tSayShank

        Your new friend sounds like a real piece of work.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        Twitter friends are the best friends.

      • miss_grundy

        Did you tell them that they are cucks? Actually, I would have used the word that rhymes with punt.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          I pathetically tried to reason with them. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I ask what was so bad about the Obama years since they’re always going on about how they were a disaster. No one has given me a coherent answer to that question yet.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      And he wasn’t a black.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Is that ‘Better Care’ like it’s better or like, ‘You better care, cause we don’t’?

    • Me not sure

      I almost wish that there were death panels. At least someone would be considering each case and making a live or die decision. This bill will kill as a result of abject, random, uncaring inhumanity and neglect. My wife is on her third bout with cancer and the reinstatement of lifetime limits, for example, would be a death sentence, in that her ibrance alone would cost $10,313.00/mo. without insurance and that doesn’t include her other medications, scans or doctor visits.
      The Republican Party is about to become a bigger threat to life than cancer. FUCK THEM!

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        I’m so, so sorry.

      • Lord Jim

        How terrible.

      • Charon_69

        Naive question but serious:
        In the land of class action lawsuits could there be no such recourse here?
        Wrongful death suit caused by removal of an existing benefit?
        Hitting them in the pocketbook may be the only way to see change

        • Me not sure

          Dunno!…?

    • miss_grundy

      The latter…..

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    I’m so depressed. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to get treatment for it anymore.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    It will all come down to whether or not Republican voters are really as fucking stupid as Republican politicians think they are.
    I’m not optimistic.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      They are and the Republican politicians and campaign strategists know it.

  • Jgb979

    Let me translate this from Barry to Republican. “Black black black welfare black give money to black poors”.

    There’s eventually going to history books written than fully analyze just how responsible racism has been at bringing about the last 8 years of insanity (as we float in our colinization blimps leaving behind Venus 2 to smolder)

    • Jim Johnson

      It’s like an evil form of contagious insanity has swept the ranks of the Republican party. History will not look kindly on these hateful, cruel grifters.

      • pstockholm

        Fully on par with such collective insanities as the Cultural Revolution, or the worst paroxysms of nationalism in the 19th century, or religious warfare in early modern Europe.

        • Jim Johnson

          This not the America we were hoping for. Too much Capitalist Christian conservative insanity.

          • Oblios_Cap

            And Jews like Adelson are fine with that. Just nuts.

          • Jim Johnson

            Absolutely. Sheldon would really like to see more “disposable” income in the hands of oligarchs so they can fritter it away at his casinos. Again, their agenda is greed. They love only money and the power to get more money.

  • pgjack

    The GOP will not suffer at the polls for this. Republican voters will believe any negative effects of this “health care plan” is the fault of Democrats, leftover effects of Obamacare or a Chinese hoax. Reality doesn’t matter, what counts is sticking it to the liberals. As long as the GOP blames it on the liberals they can tie their base to a spit and barbecue them. Those that don’t get completely cooked will still vote Republican. And don’t talk about moderate Republicans or undecided voters, they don’t exist. If Donald Trump can get elected POTUS Republican voters simply don’t give a tinker’s damn about the country.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Most of the bad stuff kicks in after 2018 and the worst stuff after 2020.

      • mancityRed6

        yep, that’s a feature not a bug.

    • miss_grundy

      Well, then they will die in as great a number as Democrats…..

    • Jim Johnson

      Very well said.

  • Lord Jim

    Still trying to figure out why Republicans have such a hate-on for legislation born in the bowels of the conservative Heritage Foundation as a way to stave off the communist single-payer that First Lady Hillary Clinton was stumping for. They never even managed to explain how it was OK for Republican Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney to do it and also for him to bitch about Barry O doing it.

    It’s derp all the way down.

    • mancityRed6

      I remember an explanation that it was alright for states to do it on their own, but not for the feds to do it.
      some of the people who said that also had a hate on about Colorado going legal weed, so…

    • miss_grundy

      No, you see the Black man got to sign that into law. And even though they got 100 Republican amendments added to the ACA legislation, they hate it because it was a win for the Black man. That is all it comes down to in the end.

    • laineypc

      I was just wondering if ol’ Mitt might comment on this monster.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    If those poor people would just accept teh Jeebus as their lord and savior they’ll get to live in a crystal palace in the sky when they die. Those good Republicans are only making sure that it happens quickly. What’s wrong with that?

    • Keith Taylor

      As a lousy amoral atheist, I maintain those good Republicans have not yet proved the crystal palace in the sky truly exists — not beyond doubt, anyway — and certainly haven’t proved that better healthcare in this world disqualifies you from getting through those pearly gates.
      But they probably remember very well that slaves in the antebellum South did a lot of singing about the golden streets and over Jordan because it was the only comfort they had when their flesh-and-blood lives were such hell.
      Can’t really call them racist. They want that sort of existence for everybody, not just Afro-Americans. And they will, as the man says, always have Obama to blame.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Religion has proved one thing: it’s the best business in the world. You sell a fictitious product your customers pay for all their lives and can only get when they die. Once the transaction is closed they can’t come back to ask for a refund. Religious leaders are clever. Their followers are stupid.

        • Just the facts, ma’am

          I’m a follower (Christian). I don’t feel stupid.
          Cheers

  • Lefty Wright

    You identified one problem. The lower income worker may be laid off of their job, lose their Medicaid, see their food stamps cut in half and find the rural grant that provided job training eliminated but they will still vote for the Republican because the GOP and billionaire Trump understand what they are going through.

    • Hollandaise

      And never forget – the GOP are making sure “them people” aren’t getting anything for free.

    • laineypc

      Ah but the lower income worker has bought into the trickle-down myth. They will soon, very soon, no longer be a lower income laid off worker. Trump is going to MAGA and there will be high paying jobs for everyone, or at least the white people. Medicaid won’t be needed.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    I don’t need no black guy telling me anything about something.

  • Mavenmaven

    I imagine the serious Republican response will be to recirculate those pictures of Obama photoshopped as an African healer with a nose bone, this time without repercussion.

  • Nephilim

    Republican healthcare plan serves the rich, screws the poor. They, like Trump, really don’t care. He is their perfect leader, but a disaster for the millions of Americans he and Republicans simply give a shit about.

  • miss_grundy

    Republicans are throwing out the baby with the bath water. I really, really, hate these people.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I seriously do not understand these people In what fucked up world are they telling themselves that this is better?

      • The goal is serfdom. Cut education, cut arts, cut health care, cut the safety net and you create a dependent population barely surviving.
        These will not hold union meetings for fear of losing their jobs.
        These will not protest for fear of losing their freedom.
        These will not rebel for fear of losing their lives.
        They will work until they die and raise their children to do the same; I point you to the rather weird plethora of country songs right now about how working silently without complaint is a good thing.

        Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
        I owe my soul to the company store

        • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

          That’s the Third-World model, which they absolutely love. Gated communities with armed guards, private schools, hospitals, country clubs, golf courses, etc., while everybody else lives in shitty neighborhoods making a pittance for back-breaking work.

          • pstockholm

            Except that developing countries are passing through such conditions on a developmental trajectory. So they, in many cases, will outgrow those conditions and evolve towards one of the middle-class based models on offer.
            A post-war developed country regressing to extreme inequality of the type you discuss hasn’t really happened before. We can hope that the ship rights itself, being ballasted with a century of middle class aspirations, and a half-century of having known middle class security. I expect that will happen in Europe/Austr./Canada. But it’s entirely possible in the US, based on the response so far to the last 30 years of inequality trends (Republicans doubling down on their class warfare, their voters doubling down on reactionary stupidity and racism), that we’re looking at a slow tumble to one of the many dysfunctional scenarios we have imagined.

          • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

            We have one thing working against us: size. The US is so big that it could fragment easily into smaller entities that could devolve faster. Canada is big but there are only about 10 million people there. This is why Russia makes such a big deal out of not losing control over its territory and the myriad of groups that compose its population and, even with that, it’s always at risk of fragmenting. Here you have the opposite. The whole “states rights” thing has not helped create that sense of unity we need to make those middle-class aspirations a common theme across the entire country. Right now it’s being used to split red and blue aspirations apart. The only examples we have of large countries not falling apart involve strong, authoritarian leaders at the helm. I wouldn’t be surprised if President Bannon already figured this out and is using Donald to see if it works here.

          • pstockholm

            Not sure I agree. You could easily say that the US has held together very well during the 20th century.
            There’s no reason why the US shouldn’t be able to work on democratic terms with 350 million people. Worked perfectly well post-war with 200 million (well, not perfectly, but you know what I mean).
            The problem is Republicans undermining democratic norms, and 20% of the country cheering them on, and 20% more not caring enough or politically aware enough to see what’s going on. That’s a dangerous 40%, but nothing says it can’t be beat down to a manageable 15-30%, even if it looks bad right now.

        • Mike Steele

          Strange…we were singing 16 Tons just today…

        • Hollandaise

          Their slogan should have been “Make America Feudal Again”.

        • Oblios_Cap

          And the consumerist economy will collapse. And when that happens, nobody will be a winner.

      • miss_grundy

        In the world of Faux News and the conservative press.

        • If it would not hurt so many, I am so very tempted to start telling Dems to just wash their hands of the lot for the next few years.
          Focus on the blue states, get them ready for the fall- cause it will be a big one- and let them run amok as they will. The GOP base will only see it when it happens to them.

  • Delu

    They won’t be able to win if they go for Obamacare, they will if they do Trumpcare.

    Never mind if Trumpcare kills their Trumpian base, they will just blame Obama like always!

    Did I forget to mention that Trumpians deserve Trumpcare? If only they would make it apply only to themselves!

  • CripesAmighty

    Barry’s essay is eloquent, reasoned, and all around unimpeachable. But Our Pal Charlie truly cuts to the heart of the matter: http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a55824/senate-republican-healthcare-bill/

    • phoenix00

      using a presidential election to hock a collective loogie at “The Establishment” and at Those People is a particularly dumbass way to participate in democracy.

      This.

  • Mike Steele

    Though we’re not constituents, phoned Sens. Toomey, Portman, Collins and Murkowski tonight. Lady’splained that, at 67, childless and orphaned, it won’t make me no nevermind…however, THERE IS NOT ONE PERSON I KNOW who will not be negatively impacted by this goatscrew proposition. The core constituency both parties want to claim- the middle-aged, middle class – will go down in flames if they have a child w/a chronic illness, a relation w/mental health or substance abuse issues or a parent/grand in nursing care or hospice. AARP long ago defined us as a ‘sandwich generation’, and Medicaid has kept us from bankruptcy for decades. Not to mention, of course, the ‘right-to-life’ crowd who loathe abortion, but won’t support birth control…WTF? Above all else, general population in gulag USA doesn’t seem to understand that if they’re not ‘on the program’, insurance firms may still now decline to offer 10 ‘essential services’, so whatever program you’re paying for could refuse to cover basics, such as: hospitalization, lab, maternity, ER, etc. Try buying your insurance a la carte, and trying to decide which of the services you might need tomorrow. It’s not about ‘them’ anymore; it’s about all of us!

    • goatscrew proposition is my new punk band.

      cheers! be there on the phones tomorrow.

    • laineypc

      It certainly isn’t anything like actual insurance. It’s like Dok implied, a frankenstein monster. I think it’s basically forcing people into doing HSAs, self-insuring, which is lovely if you’re rich.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        And you’d have to be extraordinarily rich to afford the hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars medical care costs without insurance. Meanwhile, the congressassholes have EXEMPTED themselves–THEY still get the ACA!

  • buzz

    Two years ago my friend died from acute alcoholism. I had tried to confront her about this – she smelled like booze at 2:00 in the afternoon, I knew she was drinking, though she stopped talking to me and denied it.She had such terrible run of bad luck. Auto accident, major health bills with creditors calling her at work, even though that is quite illegal. I keep thinking that if she hadn’t had the burden of those medical bills, then may be she would have been a alcoholic that sought treatment as it would have been covered under insurance. As it is, I see my Henry cat and think of her because she thought he would be a good fit with me. I wish she could meet Agatha,

    • Mike Steele

      From personal experience: We are hoping that, once coverage is insured, greater scrutiny will be exercised over substance abuse coverage. Towns/counties have very cost- and result-effective programs, while zillions are being pissed away on bogus rehab/spas like the Malibu joint being hawked on TV. In a perfect world, your friend would have received effective and efficient treatment at a price that would not have put her underwater. Since drug addiction is suddenly trending (though it has been an epidemic for decades)
      it is time the healthcare industry and government get together to do what works. Bet Lenny Bruce, Janis Joplin, James Brown, Kurt Cobain, Ernest Hemingway, etc. could have told the feds a thing or two about alkies/junkies. Old news that requires new solutions.

      • buzz

        There was a strong history of abuse in family, both parents had issues. But still feel that if she had insurance support she could have had a chance. First time I met her, she was covered in scratches, she’d tried to save a feral cat that she saw up in a tree. She had to get rabies shots because of this and it didn’t phase her, it was what happened when you helped a creature in need.

  • Ωbjectifier

    A lot of those people will believe them when they blame Barack Obama again.

    Truer words were never written.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    I keep hoping the GOP will finally die and go away, then I recall that what’s really keeping the evil empire alive is the all morons dumb enough to believe the lies the Republipukes tell them election after election, and they keep believing it even though the opposite happens every time they get elected. The idiot teenage Repub crashes the car, the voters give the broken car to the Dems at the repair shop to fix, and before the bill is even paid, the idiot voters give the car keys back to the idiot teenage Repub because the whiny little Repub complains that the repair by the Dems is costing too much and taking too long. What the ever-loving fuck. Looking at you, my older idiot sister, who retired from a job in the state welfare office and gets free taxpayer money after complaining for years about all the undeserving people she had to serve when they came in for free taxpayer money. Fuckin hypocritical idiot. And THAT, my friends, is how the evil empire survives.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    I can only assume that support for the law among Republican voters surged once Obama came out against it?

    • Wookie Monster

      That’s why it’s extremely important for Obama to endorse continuous breathing.

      • Chris Mattson

        Good one!

    • LeftyProud

      Sorry. I stole that!

  • FZsdaughter

    Haha, it’s true, DZ — 80% of the facebook comments have to do with the fact that Obama can write complete sentences.

  • Wookie Monster

    The Three Laws of Republicanism:

    1. A republican shall always cut taxes for the wealthy.

    2. A republican shall always obey the commands of the wealthy, except for when it conflicts with the Firsf Law.

    3. A republican shall make the poor and working classes suffer, except for when it conflicts with the First and Second Laws.

    • rocktonsam

      and gunz, lots of gunz also too!

  • boredcatlady

    Man, this shit is bleak. Trying to take a breath and keep fighting, but seeing those folks ripped out of their wheelchairs…that was horrifying.
    (I’m the world’s #1 fan of hyperbole, but “horrifying” is not overstating what they did to those people. Those Americans.)

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