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Found on np.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6ipmab/found_this_on_my_facebook_feed_today_felt_it_it/
In order to keep this subreddit from becoming a leftist circlejerk, i'm gonna try to unbiased as possible. Let's dig in.
Authoritarianism
The Crown (Monarchy) - How is a Monarchy naturally Authoritarian? It only is when you ignore the UK and others.
The Ushanka (Stalinism, maybe?) - This just needs more clarification. If it is Stalinism then it's correct, I guess. If not, then why the ushanka? What does Trotskyism have to do with ushankas?
The Beanie (Hipsterism) - Did you know Hipsters are actually closet Stalinists? That's what this chart is telling me.
The Police Cap (Life-Doesn't-Need-To-Make-Senseism) - WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
The M'ein Fuhrer's Cap (Nazism) - This works because Nazism is heavily Authoritarian and is third position while leaning towards Capitalism.
The MAGA Hat (TRUMPism) - Did you know that TRUMP is almost as Authoritarian as Hitler? I didn't. Trump being pro-almost-Laissez-Faire Capitalism I understand. But TRUMP isn't the next Adolf Mussolini.
Not Really Authoritarian or Libertarian
The Asian Rice Hat (Maoism) - Maoism certainly isn't that Libertarian and belongs in the exact same spot as the Ushanka (of course if it means Stalinism). But my theory for this is because Maoism is from China, and China is next to Japan. AND THAT'S WHERE ALL THE WAIFUS ARE. Therefore maoism can't be extremely authoritarian because waifu and the neckbeard is centrist. TL;DR: Maoism is centrist because asian geography.
The Pinnacle of Euphoric, Intellectual Civilization (Centrism) - Do I even need to try for this one? I don't think I need to.
The Cowboy Hat (The-Effort-of-Man-has-become-meaningless-ism/ what is this supposed to be?) - What is this supposed to be? I need clarification.
Libertarian
The Industrial Worker Hat (Syndicalism/Socialism possibly) - This works I guess? No, not really. This only makes sense on a guess.
The Guy Fawkes Mask (Ironyism) - I couldn't tell what this was originally meant to be but, did you know that Guy Fawkes actually wanted to establish a Catholic theocracy. Religion isn't libertarian according to neckbeards so this chart is hypocritical.
The American Revolutionary (I dunno wha- oh, it's Libertarianism. It might not even be that.) - * C L A R I F I C A T I O N P L E A S E .*
The Straw Hat, Pilgrim Hat, and Night... Vision... Goggles? (Losing-my-Faith-ism) - I R E P E A T , C L A R I F I C A T I O N P L E A S E .
~~The Papal Tiara (What?) - I don't get it either. I mean, I like the current Pope but I don't think he's that progressive. Oh wait- ~~
The Tinfoil hat (AnCap, maybe?) - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLARIFICATION P L E A S E.
This chart is garbage because factual inaccuracies and lack of clarification.
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