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America’s big golfing boy is golfing again, and he’s also proving that his total disdain for physical activity of any kind has turned him into the type of person who drives a golf cart on the green.

Plenty of golf etiquette is stodgy and annoying, but not driving your goddamn cart all over the goddamn green is one of the easiest rules to obey! Just get out and walk the 15 feet, ya dink.