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Your Senate Democrats took the floor last night to start off their Week Of HELL NO on the Top Secret Republican ACA Repeal, which Majority Leader Mitch McConnell plans to cram through the Senate and straight down a sixth of America’s economy without a single hearing. They were mad as hell, and here are some videos of them being mad as hell about the Republican plan to pass a gigantic tax break for the very rich, at the low, low cost of merely leaving 23 million Americans without health insurance.

First up, here’s Minority Leader Chuck Schumer saying that if Republicans weren’t a bunch of cowards, maybe they’d allow more than 10 hours between bringing the bill to the floor and voting on the thing, because, as you might recall, the ACA had a bit more discussion than that:

We like the exchange near the end, where Mitch slowly extends his head from his carapace, blinks, eats a bit of romaine lettuce, and tells Schumer not to worry, because there will be time, there will be time, for amendments and discussion and debate. Maybe 10 hours, maybe more:

Schumer: Will we have time — more than 10 hours, since this is a complicated bill — to review the bill? Will it be available to us and the public more than 10 hours before we have to vote for it? Since our leader has said — our Republican leader — that there’ll be plenty of time for a process where people can make amendments. You need time to prepare those amendments.

McConnell: I think we’ll have ample opportunity to read and amend the bill

Schumer: Will it be more than 10 hours?

McConnell: I think we’ll have ample opportunity to read and amend the bill.

Schumer: I rest my case.

Just to make the comparison clear, Schumer asked Republican Joni Ernst, who was presiding, to confirm just how much debate, for how many hours — not including all the hearings, amendments, and markup sessions — was devoted to consideration of the ACA in 2009:

Yes, that was 25 days, with 169 hours of debate. Bit more than 10, huh? Remember how, back before final passage of the ACA in 2010, that piddling bit of debate was insufficient for Rs who were sure the Democrats were rushing way too fast, with no chance for anyone to see the bill?

Massachusetts Sen. Ed Markey wanted to know whether the Republicans are going to actually show their work, seeing as how his constituents are wondering what’s going to be done to them. Mitch McConnell objected to Markey’s call for committee hearings, because that’s not how steamrollers operate. Not that anyone’s seen a steamroller since the 1950s.

California’s Kamala Harris shared a letter from nine-year-old cancer survivor Rhett, who’s in remission, or as he puts it, “gone-with-the-cancer.”

We suspect maybe Rhett’s letter had some parental or senatorial staff embellishments, but that’s OK — it doesn’t make the fact of his having had a lot of treatment — and the prospect of his losing coverage down the line for a preexisting condition any less real.

Oh, and here’s a Republican member of the House, angrily decrying all the secrecy:

Oh, sorry, that is John Boehner complaining about the ACA bill, which actually was available for everyone to read before it was passed, even though it was rushed through the House and Senate with only 79 hearings and markup sessions in the House, nearly 100 hearings in the Senate. In total, both houses heard from hundreds of experts, and added hundreds of amendments from members of both parties; again, there were 25 days of Senate debate, and the first House version was posted for 30 days before any votes were held.

Now here is an actual current senator, Al Franken, quoting the 2009 version of Paul Ryan, who wanted to know the costs of the ACA and how many people might lose insurance, to argue against the 2017 Republican stealth bill:

“The irony is palpable. Feel the palpable irony. Do you feel it, Mr. President? Does everybody feel it?” They should feel it, really, it being so palpable and all. That was pretty good! Let’s watch Franken’s whole speech, in which he deftly quotes Republican promises about what their terrific Obamacare replacement plan would do. Funny, though, we never got any of that stuff. We got the AHCA instead, and it’s crap.

Let’s have another full speech, this one from Elizabeth Warren, who needs no introduction, so just shut up and watch. It’s damn good:

There are probably a whole lot of other good clips of last night’s speeches out there on the interwebs. You could post them in the comments, if we allowed comments. Maybe today we will, WHO KNOWS??

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  • Joe Beese
    • Villago Delenda Est

      “I do believe the bracketing is done. Fire for effect.”

    • doktorzoom

      Good analogy, except what Trump and the R’s want to do is take a sledgehammer to our decent car, set the seats on fire, and pour sand in the crankcase. Also, they won’t let us park it at the places we used to park.

      Then they’ll take our gas money, and all our familes’ gas money, and then some, and give it to their rich friends.

      • Joe Beese

        Then take the money saved by lower car insurance premiums and divide it among their friends.

        • FlownΩver

          Then leaver a dented Yugo with busted windshield in your driveway

    • aureolaborealis

      But then he drives up in a rusted out hulk …

      I’ma have to stop you right there. There is no driving this thing. It’s just a big crayon drawing of a car on taped-together butcher paper. “For half the price of a functioning car, you can have this! Sure, it doesn’t do everything that other one did, but this one is cheaper! And look, it even has ‘CAR’ written on it, so you can tell it’s a car!”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Plenty of tweets out there that will come back to haunt Rethug assclowns.

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance
  • elviouslyqueer

    I for one will not be entirely unhappy to see Kentucky voters tar and feather that vile sack of shit McConnell and send his ass packing back to the outer hollers of West Bumfuck.

  • Joe Beese
  • TJ Barke

    Would someone please go leave McTurtle high centered on a fencepost in Nevada somewhere?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      …on his back.

  • msanthropesmr

    Can’t talk about a steam roller without hearing this
    https://youtu.be/qaC0vNLdLvY

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Sen. Dean Heller has caught the Trump virus too – he won’t talk about what how far he’s willing to sell us down the river because “the media” will distort it anyway.

    https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/877210098451533826

    • TJ Barke

      Goddamn these malicious scum sucking parasites.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Benign scum sucking parasite libel!

    • jesterpunk

      So put it on your website you jackass.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        IK,R? It’s not like you can’t broadcast your position in a way that can’t be distorted.

        • jesterpunk

          He can twit it too, but either way he would still complain its being taken out of context and we should go by his feelings that it will be great.

    • Joe Beese

      It’s going to be 117 in Vegas today. But that’s nothing to compared to the heat he’s gonna feel after people find out how he sold them out.

    • MrTusks

      It’s horribly unfair of the press to publish verbatim the things these people are actually saying.

    • SeeTrain65

      “It’s not fair I should be called out for my own despicable actions.”

    • PubOption

      I healthcare-reformed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Try the new anus pounder

    I’m lovin’ it.

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      The American people will ALL be trying it soon. I don’t think they’re gonna like it though.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Guess throatcrammin wasn’t enough for this group.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The Chicken McNutsacks are also ready for dipping.

  • Joe Beese

    A few days ago a Republican Senate aide was asked by a reporter why the GOP leadership felt the need to keep all the discussions for the health care bill completely under wraps and he replied, “We’re not stupid.” Leading Republicans know that what they’re planning is so poisonous to the voters that if they let anyone see the monstrosity they’re constructing before the bill is hurriedly voted on and signed into law by President Donald Trump, it could well cause riots. After all, according to recent polling, only 17 percent of the American people surveyed said they approved of the bill as it currently stands.

    The fact is that Republicans are willing to destroy the health and financial security of millions of Americans so they can give massive tax cuts to Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner and others like them who are lucky enough to be vastly wealthy. This is their first real chance to enact permanent tax cuts since 1986. (This Vox article explains why that is.) Republicans have been chasing this dream a very long time. It is their white whale, so important that even the prospect of millions of people suffering and going bankrupt is not enough to make them think better of it. They are willing to hold hands, jump over a cliff and commit political suicide for it.

    http://www.salon.com/2017/06/20/gop-sneak-attack-on-health-care-nears-a-critical-moment-and-its-a-total-monstrosity/

    • FlownΩver

      We just need to be sure, when they jump, that the reach the bottom at maximum acceleration. With votes – literally, this once.

    • yyyaz

      There is no political suicide when you own the entire government and are betting on continued ownership for at least another 20 years or so.

  • msanthropesmr

    A shit sammich has bread on the outside to make it appear appetizing. This is more like a hidden pile of shit that you step in while wearing waffle soled shoes.

  • janecita

    I refuse to let Wonkette harsh my mellow today! I just saw, an older than dirt man, with 4 stickers on his car, Bernie, Hillary, Resist and Make America Green Again. Our olds are learning:-)

    • Damn hippies never growin’ up!

      • Vincent Ricola

        Old hippies are the best.

    • arglebargle

      I’m pushing 60 and got a “I stand with PP” plus a “Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow” sticker. Some of us are smrt.

    • yyyaz

      Hey, I still have my Bender/Asteroid sticker. I just whited out the “2016” part of it.

    • chortlingdingo

      I have the fortune of having liberal grandparents. My grandmother emigrated from Canada by herself when she was 21 (in the 50s, mind), became an RN and supported my grandfather through his Ph.D program. My grandfather, being an academic, is absolutely disgusted by everything that’s going on in politics.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    We like the exchange near the end, where Mitch slowly extends his head from his carapace, blinks, eats a bit of romaine lettuce, and tells Schumer not to worry, because there will be time, there will be time, for amendments and discussion and debate.

    “Oh shit, he’s got me….what to do, what to do? I know–pretend that we’ll actually listen to the Dems for five minutes before we rip our nation’s health care apart so that rich people can get tax cuts!”

    – Mitch McConnell

    • Latverian Diplomat

      It is, indeed, a bull cock quote. :)

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Republican bill debate hours are like dog years, you have multiply by seven…thousand.

  • SayItWithWookies

    There’s no reason to watch the sausage being made if everyone already agreed the sausage is gonna suck.

    • msanthropesmr

      Alex Jones? No, he sucks sausage

  • Ryan Denniston

    Mitch McConnell doesn’t allow comments.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Mitch McConnell runs with a scissors encrusted chainsaw.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Mitch McConnell may or may not have had sexual relations with that farm animal.

        • yyyaz

          I think the jury is in on his father’s bestial predilections.

  • aureolaborealis

    God bless adolescent boys* everywhere. They get a bad rap, and they mostly deserve it. But without spotty 16-year-olds working at (or vandalizing) fast food joints, the world would be a duller place.

    * I’m assuming they were behind this. I could be wrong.

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anus-pounder.jpg

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Meet the New Anus Pounder
      Same as the Old Anus Pounder

      — Huh, what?

      • Jeffocaster in the East

        Why do I hear The Who in my head?????

        • msanthropesmr

          Too many loud concerts in the 60s

        • Notreelyhelping

          Brang! Brang! Brang! Brang! Buh-braaaannnng!

          THUD!

          • yyyaz

            Zombie Keith Moon approves.

    • BeachBum

      I assumed they just didn’t have a “g”.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I myself used to work at a movie theater, and on the last night of any given run, would be changing the marquee with the long suction cup pole. Since I always had an hour or more to kill until that last feature got out, I came up with some good ones.

      Short-lived, of course, since I was actually supposed to be hanging the letters that spelled out the features opening the next day.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      I may have participated in this type of shenanigans as a misspent youth, though I was the only girl in the neighborhood I grew up in and have always been a bit of a guys’ girl.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    This would be a great time to point out Republican hypocrisy if our media was into that sort of thing.

  • Bozilingus

    Slightly OT. Listening to Sen. Franken’s new book, Giant of the Senate, while on my ride to and from work. Much better than NPR programming. I highly recommend.

    • msanthropesmr

      My intestinal gas is better than NPR programming.

      • Joe Beese

        Your intestinal gas also does not enrich Mara Liasson.

        Two-for-two!

      • alpacapunchbowl

        There are still some individual programs I love (RadioLab is a favorite), but NPR really has devolved into merely something for me to yell at while I’m getting ready for work. SAD!

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Welcome to “All Farts Considered,” I’m Steve Shitsqueak.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      For mashup fun, I listened to the first part of an NPR guy interviewing Franken about the book. I switched off when Franken had to re-explain something that was perfectly clear.

  • doktorzoom

    Seriously, take the time to watch the Elizabeth Warren speech. It’s mostly letters from people who’ve been helped by the ACA and will be harmed by the AHCA, and it’s heartbreaking.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Which is why the GOP is immune to it.

      • TJ Barke

        “Which is why the GOP is immune to gets off on it.”
        FTFY…

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Empathy is a pre-existing condition.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Mitch has been given his marching orders by the Koch bros, the Mercers, and the rest of their greedy, slimy ilk. And he is going to follow those orders!

    “We will march on a road of bones.”

    –Tom Paxton

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Debate is only for people who haven’t already accepted the bribes?

  • onedollarjuana

    When you lay dying from #TrumpCare, you’ll rest easier know that billionaires got a tax cut.

    • TJ Barke

      Can I do a different kind of cutting to the billionaires?

    • OutOfOrbit

      And remember that freedom is not free: your life is just one payment of many more to come.

      • TJ Barke

        Yeah, we get to die so billionaires can be free from taxes.

  • Crystalclear12

    The Senate plan is completely different than the House.
    Their shit sandwich comes with a glass of piss!

    • And they want to “biggie size it”.

      • willi0000000

        . . . and if they can’t do that, they’ll still give you a free floater in every glass.

  • Doug Langley

    McDonald’s: “Over 300 million screwed!”

  • SpideySenser

    “Republican Joni Ernst, who was presiding” … Fuck that.

    • Bozilingus

      “Okay, Dems, time to squeal like a pig.” – Joni Ernst

    • Me not sure

      Was she wearing her “dressy” bread bags?

      • yyyaz

        She still has the sweatshop attaching all the red sequins to them.

        • Me not sure

          We need to click the bread heels together and send her back home.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      FWIW. junior Senators from the majority party take turns doing the workaday presiding, it’s sort of on the job parliamentary procedure training.

  • yyyaz

    They don’t want anyone to know which corporation is being given the no-bid contract to produce Soylent Green. Or the one named to have exclusive rights to the ethical-suicide parlors.

    • TJ Barke

      Stop and Drop, America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008.

      • yyyaz

        Can we do a gofundme for that?

        • TJ Barke

          Might as well.

    • Reince Pubis

      Soylent Green! Libtards – ALWAYS looking for a handout from big government!

      • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

        Donnie would never pass up a profit generator like THAT! It’s going to be Soylent Trump™ now. With twice as much orphan protein in every wafer!

        • Reince Pubis

          Trump branded human-based protein supplement is the best on the market – everyone knows it. Ivanka guarantees that Soylent Trump is fully kosher, and “halal” (whatever the hell that is.) The perfect compliment to a Trump brand steak, a glass of Trump brand vodka, and a desert of your Trump brand Slovenian MILF. Mazel Tov!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Nobody gets the Howard Johnson’s part of that joke anymore, do they?
      — Ghost of Kurt Vonnegut

      • Predisenting Ron

        I was impressed by the way he rhymed ‘orange’ with ‘door hinge.’

      • MrTusks

        I’m happy for Kurt Vonnegut that he’s already dead, because this shit would really kill him.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Hey, ethical-suicide parlors might be the solution to the opioid epidemic- Big Pharma can still make a profit on their opioid portfolio without aggressively marketing it to doctors who treat people who legitimately need pain relief.

  • ariel_gee_398

    So the CBO has the bill, but won’t/can’t release to Dems or the public? I feel like this is a torches and pitchforks moment that we might be missing…
    https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/877174059162906624

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      yeah, because you know they are members of the Senate.

  • Rick Hill

    But what about the most important part? Have the gop worked out how to blame Democrats for the massive failure that’s going to happen after it’s passed?

    • Vincent Ricola

      They’ll blame the ObamaNancyPelosiClintons for not stopping them from writing the bill, as always.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Clearly this bill is just a symptom of the collapse of Obamacare.

      • data_ninja

        It’s true! If Obama hadn’t tried to fix the healthcare system, then the republicans wouldn’t be trying to undo his changes. Q.E.D.

    • Relativicus

      That’s the easy part.

  • SeeTrain65

    Romaine? Bullshit!

    Mitch gets only iceberg lettuce. Wilted and brown.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Arugula hurts my turtle tummy.”
      — Mitch McConnell

      • SeeTrain65

        “Chili peppers burn my gut.”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it only took a day to ruin the aqueducts and force most of the population to leave or die.

    • yyyaz

      Imagine what Caligula could have accomplished with a dozen MOABs.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The Visigoths did keep their promise to repeal and replace. Well, not so much the replace part, but still.

  • BadKitty904

    Given the demise of America’s two-party system, I’m not sure why the Senate Republicans would give a rat’s ass about what the Senate Dems “demand”.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    It’s funny that anyone would forget how long it took to pass the ACA. I recall it being the longest, dumbest, most racist time in this country’s recent history.

    • SeeTrain65

      “And the hits just keep on coming!”

    • Relativicus

      They “forgot” while it was still being written and debated. We were first told the ACA was being jammed down our throats during the process, not after it passed. And the complaint started closer to the beginning of the process than the end.

    • Lord Jim

      Did everybody forget the town hall meetings with congressman where teahadists were sent in to scream and fling poo so decent people couldn’t discuss the ACA?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        It happened while the Daily Show was on summer break, too.

  • therblig

    yeah, but these are white guys, so we can trust them. sheesh, you libtards.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Hey, hey now. We’re not Russia where they don’t have freedums the government just kills citizens willy-nilly. No, in Republican America government kills you through neglect, like free people.

  • Rick Hill

    Just saw an article, seems the worst of the new plans effects on Medicaid would occur in 8 years. Funny, they seem to feel that’s when trump will finish his second term and Dems inherit his mess and the blame.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      IIRC, there is a conflict between pushing out the worst consequences and qualifying for reconciliation passage rules…but as Republicans, I’m sure they can find a way to break the rules while pretending to follow them.

    • Lord Jim

      So how the fuck do people keep falling for this shit? It’s like Republicans set people on fire and when Democrats douse them, they bitch because they’re soaking wet.

  • Vincent Ricola

    We’re fucked.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      and not in a good, barnyard-animal kind of way.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Pardon me for a sec. I need to go palpate my ironing.

  • cmd resistor

    So I opened up my new pack of index cards and fired one off to Little Marco to tell him I was dismayed at the way they were handling this. I am sure this will turn the course of it all.

  • Bozilingus
    • arglebargle

      What about the time
      you were falling over
      fell on your face
      must be having fun

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    I hope someone makes the point that this will close a lot of rural hospitals to give city slickers a nice fat bonus.

    • jesterpunk

      That is a feature not a bug.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That’s the fault of the Democrats, though. Because they love cities (I read this recently in The Guardian).

    • therblig

      is the gop so blinded by their own greed and power lust that they fail to realize creating a system that will eventually kill their most fervent supporters is a bad thing?

      obviously, the older monsters like mcturtle don’t, they just want to live out their remaining years in luxury. but what about younger gopsters? or are they just fucking stupid?

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        I’m just saying, if you get some smug liberals on a TV ad thanking Trump voters for their new car that runs on the screams of the rural and damned, it could move some votes.

      • arglebargle

        Yes. I’m convinced they don’t give a white rats ass about their children either. It’s all about dying with the most money. That’s how they “win”. I’d feel sorry for them if they weren’t dragging the rest of us down with them.

        • MrTusks

          They also think their children are taken care of because they will get the money eventually. I guess I’m supposed to be happy that I’ll have a nice fortress for one more generation while society collapses? What about my children?

          As always, the answer is plugging your ears and yelling lalalalalalalalalalala.

          • Rose McFrog

            When I think of Trump, I remember the last time I saw my aunt in S/E Ohio. Obese, super religious and raising kids in an fly specked, double-wider parked 40′ from the pig pen. The damned chickens were allowed in her kitchen! She was blessing and praising Trump like he was the second-coming of Christ. Sad!

          • MrTusks

            Democrats: We want to give you stuff.

            Your aunt: Yeah but…Messicans.

            Democrats: You live in Ohio. Also you’re on disability for fatness. No one is stealing your job.

            Your aunt: Benghazi?

            Democrats: Do you even understand what that refers to?

            Your aunt: …emails!

          • Rose McFrog

            Sounds just like her except with a nasty Ohio twang.

      • yyyaz

        The younger gopsters will inherit all the munniez so all they care about is poking the rest of us in the eyes.

      • BeachBum

        The rural GOP will be happy they got rid of something a black guy did. File under : Cut Off Nose to Spite Face.

        • therblig

          i guess kissing your sister is easier if you’re both missing noses.

          • marxalot

            And you aren’t willing to wait until the syphillis does it

          • BeachBum

            Eeuuwww !

        • MrTusks

          And let’s face it, with all the meth and genetic disorders from the inbreeding, no amount of professional healthcare was going to save them anyway.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Maybe they really believe the dead can vote multiple times.

    • timpundit

      Most of the rural corn-syrup fed were trump humpers. They won’t care/know/live long enough to regret it.

      • BeachBum

        “McConnell’s Best No Regret Corn Syrup Since 1865.”

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Not to mention tanking the economy everywhere, since healthcare is 1/6 of the economy.

  • jesterpunk
  • I am liking that CSPAN adds the speaker’s twitter handle to the chyron

  • Joe Beese

    In the face of the impossible contradiction between what their own voters expect and what they are prepared to deliver, the Republican solution has been to hide the ball. That is why they have settled on a strategy of maximum speed, minimum transparency, and flamboyant dishonesty. (“There are no cuts to the Medicaid program,” says Health and Human Services director Tom Price, when his own budget proposes to cut the Medicaid budget nearly in half.) The Senate’s concession to the concerns of its most politically vulnerable members is to delay its implementation several more years into the future (the exact length of the delay being a subject of negotiation). Republicans can’t live with the effects of their own bill, but they also don’t want to admit they can’t improve upon Obamacare.

    Rather than design a health-care bill that pursued conservative priorities, they have kept the structure of Obamacare and simply drained its resources in order to finance a large, regressive tax cut. It turns out you can work pretty quickly if you don’t care about substance. Whether or not they dismantle Obamacare, the Republicans have already given the conservative health-care agenda a permanent burial.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/trumpcare-might-pass-but-conservative-health-care-is-dead.html

    • yyyaz

      “Conservative health-care agenda”: we got ours, all the rest of you dirty poorz can fuck off and die.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Their premise was incredibly flawed to begin with. You might be able to shop around for an elective procedure or a test, but it’s impossible to do these days anyway. I get to go to my “network provider ” and a few of them have tried to balance bill me any way even though that’s not allowed.
      And how do you shop around for the lowest cost if you’ve just had a heart attack or a stroke? The whole concept is stupid, and was thought up by stupid people.

      • Lord Jim

        The whole concept was thought up FOR stupid people by smart people who are servicing their true constituents – the superwealthy.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Just saw on MSNBC. The Daily Beast columnist was shocked, shocked I tells you, that that Ossoff not living in the district wasn’t a bigger issue.

    • Joe Beese
      • SeeTrain65

        “Not like my family. We all live in Washington … since a couple days ago.”

      • clubseal

        I presume that we’ve finally reached that pinnacle of civilization where anyone who doesn’t advocate summary execution by the cops is “weak on crime.”

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Technically, Trump really doesn’t live in the District, either. Unless Mar-a-Lago has been annexed to DC.

        • AJ Milne

          For that matter, does Trump even live on this planet?

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Only in a technical sense.

  • timpundit

    I forgot all about that cringe-worthy scene of Boner yelling Hell NO. I hate him all over again and I was just starting to think he wasn’t as bad as I remembered. That was a close call.

    • SisterArtemis

      He’s just a bad as you remembered; he just looks better by comparison with the shitshow in front of us.

      • Ricky Gay

        Like an old dog-end you find after a long winter: bleached white, kilned, slightly less disgusting.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      And for god’s sake, don’t bring up his dad’s tavern. The crying jag will go on for hours.

      • r m reddicks

        Please sir may I have another piece of goetta?

    • arglebargle

      The original Orange menace.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        What is it about bad white golfers and orange paint?

  • Ricky Gay

    I love Al! Am enjoying his new book too!

  • Michael R
  • The Wanderer

    If the GOP Senate Caucus insist on putting the Mark of Cain on their own foreheads, so be it. They will be remembered, with nice pointy votes.

    • OutOfOrbit

      I am not so sure of that.

    • jesterpunk

      Too bad a lot of voters have the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s.

      • OutOfOrbit

        Well they only “know” what FoxNews and RWTR tell them to believe.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I doubt there will even be elections next year.

      • therblig

        well, we can at least elect to bring our pitchforks or our torches, tar or feathers, votes or rusty votes.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Even the most repressive governments have elections. Who can vote, the choices on the ballot, and the consequences of making the “wrong” choice are a different matter entirely.

        • yyyaz

          Don’t forget Uncle Joe’s observation that he who counts the votes wins.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Another of Jim Wright’s powerful essays. His conclusion is that if you believe that certain people don’t deserve healthcare, because they can’t pay for it, then what you’re really saying is that they don’t deserve to live.
      http://www.stonekettle.com/2017/06/the-right-question.html

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Warren nails it: it’s a “statement of values.”
    The Repugnants are going to cram through the Abolish Health Care Act no matter what anybody not getting millions in Koch Cash might want. Eventually, people will see it – and they’re going to be voting next year. May they vote the GOP out of existence.

    • OutOfOrbit

      That is not how Fox News and RWTR will ‘splain it to’em.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        No amount of Fucks Gnus ‘splainin will overcome the fact that you ain’t got no insurance no more.
        Most of their efforts are probably directed to putting off the serious fuckery until January 2021.

        • OutOfOrbit

          They will be told “things would’ve been worse” if Obama care had not been stopped, and they will believe it.

  • therblig

    ms. blig has the patience of a saint. and not just for putting up with me. she stays in facebook touch with her former sister-in-law (her brother’s widow, now remarried and living in TN). today, ms. blig posted “show us the bill” only to get the reply, “They have to pass it first to find out what’s in it”.

    and that’s the mentality we’re dealing with.

    it’s a stabby day in the neighborhood…

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Oh you mean that RWNJ talking point about Nancy Pelosi? At least they’ve committed it to memory, even if they can’t remember the context.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        They never know the context.

        • therblig

          the context is always “this’ll get them libruls”

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Could be worse, friend of mine has an aunt who responds to everything he posts that isn’t lock-step trumpanzee bullshit with “Fake news.”
      Ask her to clarify and she just doubles down with “there’s nothing to de bate!! FAKE NEWS!”
      Doy doy doy doy…

  • Nockular cavity

    Someone just needs to flat-out steal the draft of the Senate bill and release it. Since it’s the people’s business, would the Repubs even have a court case against the leaker?

  • BeachBum

    I hope this at least puts to rest the notion that there is a conservative solution to healthcare for everyone in this country. There isn’t. They have nothing. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. “Free Market Solutions” have not been offered because they don’t exist.
    Now that they are able to do what they want, we see it is simply a tax cut and probably a bailout for insurance companies. They will deny coverage to 24 million Americans, and more in the future to pay for it.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      And they are kicking the can down the road so that the worst impacts won’t be felt until after the 2020 election. Brave souls are they.

    • Weird Fishes

      I’ve said it before and I will say it again. There is nothing behind curtain #3.

      • JAKvirginia

        Exactly! The Myth of Option C.

    • Lord Jim

      If the Free Market® had a solution to prohibitive health care costs, recission, etc, we would already have cheap health care coverage for all. Countries with lower GDP per capita and lower median incomes than the US manage to provide free heallth care to their citizens (amazing how much cheaper health care gets when you kick insurance companies to the curb). But, just as the rubes keep falling for the “lower taxes will lead us to paradise” bullshit, even though IT NEVER WORKS, they’ll keep on playing the sucker to black-hearted sons of bitches who simply believe that if you can’t afford treatment, you don’t deserve it.

      • mailman27

        And the rubes (like me) see their federal taxes go down $50/yr while the states and municipalities, starved for federal revenues, raise taxes and fees by $65/yr. Winning!!

        • Lord Jim

          It’s almost as if it takes money for a govt to operate and provide social services. I recall the words of Burgess Meredith’s character from Clash of the Titans (the good one), when Harry Hamlin’s Perseus ran off with the sword and left the other equally-important gear behind: “When will they ever listen? When will they ever learn?”

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    You know, I’ve heard a bit about these special off-menu items that some people order at McDonald’s…

  • marxalot

    Single payer, bitch.
    Sharpen the knives.

  • William

    This debacle isn’t about health care, it’s about dismantling everything the black man (who had the nerve to become president) accomplished. So it’s written in secret, nobody gets to review, debate or amend it, and it will be passed without consent of the people. It will benefit millionaires and drug companies. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50a4de7abf8baa54c2d9929d913f2d8f4b867a306b3c5de61b4b3989b81c1e42.jpg

    • yyyaz

      Cool. Then PharmaThieves, Inc.™ can offer big discounts on Oxycontin, Fentanyl etc. all over rural Merka. Winning!

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Remember, the first taste is free. After that, you gotta pay. Bigly.

        • r m reddicks

          I don’t want no taste of that McCon cat.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Trefvor Noah put it well: Trump’s entire presidency consists of hitting CTRL-Z four days a week, and playing golf on the other three.

    • Teto85

      The dismantling does not end with President Obama’s accomplishments, they want to undo every progressive thing done back to Roosevelt. And I mean Teddy. And if they can swing their constitutional convention look out for the 14th-17th amendments, woman’s suffrage and congressional pay raises, and maybe the 1st, 3rd, 4th and 5th while they are at it. Protect your future and vote the Rs out at the state and federal levels.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba
  • Everrett Fanuelli

    The Rs will get this through and when costs go up they will say that the Democrats did that because they wouldn’t let the Rs pass everything then people will vote for Rs. In the meantime the media will stand and go duuurrrrrr

  • William

    I don’t think we should be dragging the golden arches people into this.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/304b3c5159a38efa2cdfb83e8266329096272942fb79bec54da9f81aca17935d.jpg

  • Relativicus

    I suspect that, once the dust clears, every Dem Senator has said their piece, and the American public wakes up to what’s going on, the GOP will be so bruised and battered by the opposition that they’ll be forced into allowing 10 hours of debate before they approve their “healthcare” bill next Thursday, 52-48.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    The Founding Fathers were free to die of preventable diseases, so clearly it’s guaranteed by the Constitution.

    • willi0000000

      it’s a right they won’t let go unexercised.

  • I think we’ll have ample opportunity to read and amend the bill.

    Mitch is right…

    You can see this one coming from a mile away.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/deb9b1e61e41ea59eb3e797bd613cf1cc59ca99655d9d7b86469f2d81c2de35e.jpg

    • everstar

      I always knew clowns were evil and now I know why!

  • AuntyMaude

    You know most of the time I really haaaaaate the Repubelicans. But occasionally I just hate them. This is not one of those occasions.

  • puredog

    You might allow comments today? Thanks for giving me enough advance warning for me to find my smelling salts.

    • Jennaratrix

      And set up my fainting couch.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        this requires the good pearls to clutch

        • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

          A bottle of vodka would help, as well.

  • Weird Fishes

    I believe that irony only works if you have not had it surgically excised by the Kochs.

  • Jo Mathie

    Republicans literally have no idea how democracy works any more do they? I mean can you imagine the shit that would go down if Obama tried this? You can’t have just ten hours to process a bill that affects millions of peoples lives in the time it takes me to read a terrible but enjoyable paranormal romance novel.

    • willi0000000

      they know exactly how democracy works . . . and they are using that knowledge to destroy democracy from within.

      they have reached the point where they think they are in an unassailable position by virtue of their control of so many state legislatures/governorships and the entire federal government . . . that is why we are finally seeing such blatant attempts to get to their endgame.

      if we can’t prove them wrong by defeating their “healthcare” measure, we may not be able to stop the fascist takeover from going to completion.

      • Lord Jim

        I fear you are right. My concerns really started with the Sandy Hook massacre. When that failed to spur on new gun control measures I realized “If we’ll sit still for this, we won’t stand for anything.”

        • kareemachan

          Guns are the third largest cause of death for children now.

          Eff almighty.

    • whitroth

      Hey, they know the Founding Fathers had it right: only white male property owners should vote. And they’ll do their best to make it that way, except the modern version is that they’ve got to stop “special interests” – that is, anyone who’s not a multimillionaire or billionaire – from having some say in the gummint.

  • whitroth

    Just to cheer y’all up, I stole someone .sig from a poster on slashdot: Al Franken for President, Jill Stein for VP, 2020. The bumper sticker reads Franken/Stein 2020

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Remember when Republicans claimed that they were against the elitist nanny-state government telling you it knows what’s best for you?

    Wonder how they square that circle, considering all none of these totally public hearings on their healthcare bill, with all their giving the public zero input and everything?

    Oh that’s right, they’ve never been at war with Nannystatasia.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    It’s 100% shit. But it’s antibiotic-free, organic, free range shit.

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      needz moar quotes:
      antibiotic-“free”, “organic”, “free range” shit.

  • JAKvirginia

    Sadly, this America, she be slow to learn. Let’s just say this shit passes. Early next year the enrollment period begins again. When millions see they can’t afford healthcare anymore or their pre-existings aren’t covered or whatever else bad happens… maybe, just maybe, the lightbulbs will come on and they’ll realize, finally realize they’ve been screwed by the a-holes they voted for. And now comes 2018 election season.

    As I read what I just wrote it occurs there’s a heavy dose of optimism in it. And that I may be a fool.

    • Lambsendbeds

      Yeah, but even after we retake the House (and Senate?) it will be almost impossible to roll back the shit that will be pretty much locked into place. I’m not sure what the Dems are going to be able to do, since the insurance market will more than likely have crashed and burned.

  • everstar

    If the amount of irony in Al’s speeches keeps going up like this, we’re going to be able to stick refrigerator magnets to him by 2018.

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