Truth In Satire

18 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is A Far Better President Than Barack Obama

(According to Red State Republicans)

1. Donald Trump is white
2. He’s a Caucasian
3. He’s not black
4. White lives matter
5. Black lives do not matter
6. He’s of European descent, not African
7. He’s not African-American
8. Whites are superior, and Donald Trump is white
9. His wife is white (although foreign)
10. His children are white (although clueless, lifeless, or insane)
11. His parents were white (although irresponsible)
12. His grandfather was from Germany, and his father was a Nazi, and he’s got all that Aryan lingo down
13. He doesn’t have a sickle cell in his body
14. He doesn’t rap
15. He doesn’t know the lyrics to any songs by Al Green
16. He can’t dance
17. He can’t play basketball
18. Donald Trump is lily white, white like the forefathers, white, white, WHITE! (And sometimes orange, but orange is the new white.)

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