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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
livelivefastfree
livelivefastfree

Chilton 2.4

It’s been a little bit more than a week since Chuck found Mike, when Chuck decides it’s time for a test.
For the past three days, he’s attacked the sensory section of Mike’s programming like Jacob pulling weeds in his garden, uprooting unwanted connections and deleting with a vengeance. Mike walked into the kitchen this morning and wrinkled up his nose and went “…what–ugh.” and that’s good enough proof for Chuck. It’s time.

rollerskatinglizard

Oh my god, what gorgeous illustrations! Holy smokes, the look on Mike’s face SLAYS ME AAAAH!

This chapter was so much fun, I loved writing some of the sensory bits!

Source: archiveofourown.org motorcity fanfic mike chilton chuck (motorcity) cyborgs i wrote a thing oh my god Ben's expression!!! ahahaha yes!! he would v much like to punch someone rn beautiful work my friend i love it
cassiechatter
illmaticraj

One of the most beautiful commercials I have ever seen. Good on you, Amazon Prime. 

learningtoembracemymadness

Also just saying the music in the background is the piece “i giorni” by Ludovico Einaudi and it’s the most perfectly beautiful piece for this advertisement.

meeera-e

I still cry and I think I’ve watched it 200times now. I can’t

lotte-barney-doran

Everytime i watch it i start to love it even more

chosenpoc

this legitimately gave me chills 

revyspite

This is so cute

this-is-tall-privilege

It’s even better because they are actual religious figures and not just actors.

azulafirelily

@this-is-tall-privilege, proof? I’d like to believe you, but, well, you know what site we’re on.

this-is-tall-privilege

of course

source is here: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/11/16/amazon-ad-may-first-feature-muslim-cleric/93944166/

The priest is Gary Bradley, a Vicar at St Mary’s and Paddington Green in London, and Zubier Mohammad, principal of the Muslim School Oadby in Leicester.

Source: illmaticraj religion ads amazon video commercials adorable to share oh my god that's so sweet
roachpatrol

Who

roachpatrol

These lines are written

by an animal, an angel,

a stranger sitting in my chair;

by someone who already knows

how to live without trouble

among books, and pots and pans…

Who is it who asks me to find

language for the sound

a sheep’s hoof makes when it strikes

a stone? And who speaks

the words which are my food?

Jane Kenyon

poetry whoa this reminds me of that question to deepen meditation you ask a question like who am i or something then ask/reply 'who is it that asks?'
rollerskatinglizard
rollerskatinglizard

Motorcity, 1k, nsfw.

rollerskatinglizard

Morning reblog!

motorcity fanfic Texas (motorcity) there is so much Texas in this fic i texasified it i wrote a thing nsfw at link

Anonymous asked:

1 Okay so this is because I got the voice actors for Texas and Kronk confused. Emperor's New Groove reincarnation AU. Texas is Kronk's descendant, Mike is Kuzco's, and Claire is Yzma's. Texas has something like generational memory that triggers when he meets Claire, throwing him into a loyalty quandary. Stick with the Burners or throw in with the Deluxe girl? But Claire is friends with Julie, who's dating Mike (+all of them lbr,) and is Kane's daughter, so she's Empress material herself. DILEMMA

2 Basically it’s huge and confusing and Texas doesn’t like complex moral quandaries, so obviously the best course of action is to overthrow Kane and put ALL his friends on the throne. They can figure out who’s ruling after that. Cue shenanigans. Texas is very adamant that llamas need to be involved somehow.

This is splendid and I approve! :DDD I ABSOLUTELY would read the hell out of that.

Also their voices are pretty similar, aren’t they! I don’t blame you for the confusion. And it spawned such excellent thoughts!

asks anonymous also wth why did this post before i was half done with it what even motorcity plot bunnies chatting