Eulogy for Twitter
I’ve decided that I’m quitting Twitter and moving to a friendlier social network: minds.com. You can find my new social media account here.
Since most people that quit Twitter leave at least three paragraphs stating that they’re quitting Twitter before they quit Twitter, I thought I’d leave some parting words. Below is what is a tweetstorm of my thoughts and experiences on Twitter.
I suppose I should go out with a bang, so here are my thoughts about Twitter.
I originally registered for Twitter in 2009, and I thought it was awesome. While everyone else mocked it, I immediately saw the value
“Lol who cares what you’re eating today?” everyone else said. “It’s pub-sub for humans”, I said
I used two mental models to think about Twitter. The first:“SMS in broadcast mode”. Especially apt considering Twitter’s original phone app
(For those of you who are like baby, back in the day the way you tweeted was by texting a number. This is why the 140 char limit)
The second was, like I said, “pub-sub for humans”. Like a real time RSS feed.
You get to pick what you’re interested in hearing about, and whenever that producer generated a message, you consumed it
It was a magical place, fun despite all it’s foibles. Most notably: it was 90% Silicon Valley people
I have a rather humble origin, I grew up lower-middle class in Bumfuck, Canada. Not a lot of opportunities there
Upon graduation, my first professional programming job paid $13.75CAD/hr. This is lower than SF’s current minimum wage.
My coworkers were grossly incompetent. Things that take the tech industry a week took us three months.
Twitter, as well as HN, were my only connection to the wider industry. They were my lifeline to intelligent colleagues
Back home, I could talk shop at the ruby meetup, but that was mostly just me and my five closest college friends. None of us knew anything
We had to figure it out all by ourselves, with very few resources, little help, and no guidance.
Except Twitter. One of the other things that was amazing about 2009 Twitter… it was like StackOverflow but without all the garbage answers
When I first joined the industry, trying to figure out how to Javascript or why my blog took more than 15 minutes, I’d just ask Twitter
“How do I make user authentication in Rails?”, I’d scream into the void. 20 minutes later, Jose Valim answered
(God I hope he doesn’t see this. He’s too nice to get dragged into my culture war BS and I don’t want to argue with him)
Guys, I don’t know how to stress just how amazing this was. Let’s try an analogy
Let’s say you’re fresh out of law school, on your first case, and you need to cite a precedent.
When suddenly, out of nowhere, THE LAWYER WHO SET THAT PRECEDENT just shows up to give you help and guidance
Even if all he says is “well, read this book and it’ll make sense”, you didn’t just get any help. You got the best possible help
Twitter is nontrivially responsible for my ability to perform my core competencies at work.
Incidentally, double-funny: Twitter was originally written in Ruby. RAILSCEPTION
I met some amazing people through Twitter. Once, I met a whip smart, beautiful woman. That was weird.
Course, as is abundantly clear from my writing, I got friend-zoned instantly. But who doesn’t like friends? She was hilarious.
I haven’t talked to her in a year or two now. Went to follow up on her yesterday. Her twitter’s locked down tight. :(
It was also pretty cool for back before phones had GPS. Are you at a conference? “Hey anyone else at #hashtagconference?” And they are!
“Hey Twitter, this #conference talk on herpdyderps is boring. Anyone want to get drinks?” and five cool internet randos show up.
Another thing that was really cool about Twitter, sort of, was that it was the first fully public social media thing.
Because everything was public-by-default, you could serendipitously come across all sorts of really cool random stuff.
And, because of retweets, sometimes the random things you say show up in the strangest places.
A Silicon Valley VC billionaire once retweeted a stupid pun I made about Netflix. What a world!
Again, pause and consider this. Some random dipshit from nowhere made a stupid pun, and one of the most powerful people in the world saw it
I think this is where Twitter’s decline started. The open, public, viral nature of Twitter is a double-edged sword
As a friend once put it: “[Twitter] puts five-sigma sociopaths in the same room with five-sigma victims”
I understood this from day one. Twitter is pub-sub. Anyone who wants to listen to you gets to listen to you. You have no control over this
I still think of Twitter as fundamentally a public place. This is the public square where we all scream into megaphones all day
Evidently, the masses disagree. “Randos in my mentions” never made sense to me. THE WHOLE POINT OF TWITTER IS RANDOS
I think as Twitter’s userbase grew, fewer and fewer people understood the full implications of the internet as public square
I’m an oldfag. I grew up on the chans. I have introduced myself as “Simon, from the internet”, unironically. This place is my home.
So Twitter got a giant influx of normies who didn’t understand the internet, and kept shooting themselves in the foot with it.
Twitter’s design is FUNDAMENTALLY public and open. But most people use it like a private, closed clubhouse. This can’t be reconciled
Kek knows they’ve tried to. All the anti-bullying features. Muting, block lists, quality filters, all of it.
Twitter designed a public space. People used it like a private space, and got hurt. Twitter, wanting users, played along.
They tried to retrofit private spaces onto their product, but the resulting chimera was unviable. Just the worst of both worlds.
Or maybe I’m not fully appreciating my privileged position. 2009 Twitter might have been public, but it’s userbase was My People
In that sense, it was a private space. Private to all of the people not on Twitter
I’m really optimistic about Mastodon, incidentally. Federation is the future. Decentralize all the things!
Maybe we can revive a new Twitter golden age, with nodes intended to specific communities
I would, today, absolutely join a Twitter-alike that was only devs talking shop. Just like the olden days.
My Twitter experience is just one of many, but I think there were three major events that punctuated Twitter’s growth.
The first, which you should all be able to name immediately, was Arab Spring. This fundamentally changed Twitter
Pre-Arab Spring, Twitter was a cool novelty for techies. An IRC for the Web 2.0 age.
Afterwards, it was the next evolution of journalism. They changed this place.
I can’t blame them though. I still consider Twitter a news source. Often it’s the best primary source for information.
There were riots in Berkeley in 2014, when I lived there. I used Twitter to track the violence in real-time. I knew where not to be
(Aside: I never paid attention to the details of GG, but I was aligned with it. Those riots really opened my eyes to Ethics In Journalism
I saw on Twitter a video of three black bloc thugs beat a man’s head in for asking them politely to put out a dumpster fire
He lived. I think.
This was reported as a “peaceful protest”. But I know what I saw. And I know the media saw it too; Twitter is their first source these days)
Twitter is a legitimately valuable media source, but the influx of people changed the place and that makes me sad. Cultural gentrification
I suspect the Twitter leadership enjoyed this shift in perspective. Suddenly they were Very Important. They Liberated The Arab World
Of course, the world is dark and full of terrors. Five years later, most of the “liberated” countries are under worse dictators. Alas.
With journalists here, Twitter got some mainstream appeal, and a lot of social influence.
Fast forward a few years, and we find the next equilibrium punctuation. Reproductively Viable Worker Ants
I don’t know, maybe I’m making a mountain out of a mole anthill, but I think Gamergate had resounding effects.
Overall it was just a nerd gang turf war between 4chan and SA, but it kickstarted a lot of careers.
Hehehe. Kickstarter. Pun intended.
GG brought the idea of internet harassment into the mainstream.
I remember, when I was in high school, there was A Cyberbullying Incident. ONLY ONE.
I wasn’t involved in any way, so I have no idea the details. But it was sufficiently unusual that they didn’t know what to do.
They called an assembly of the entire school to tell us that going online and mocking the retarded kid in our class was unacceptable.
I’m sure all but 10 of the 500 students in attendance were as confused as I was.
But now, thanks to Gamergate and the tireless works of terrible people on the anti side, everyone knows about online harassment.
Dontcha know it’s so endemic that Quinn begged the UN for help.
Gamergate left a lasting legacy in the Twitter Trust and Safety Council. They are the people who censor tweets.
IDK how many of my followers are even aware that this exists, but it does! Twitter employs full time censors.
They have a committee that works on ways to silence people they don’t like. Notionally harassment, but their bar’s low on ideas they dislike
For the most part, Twitter is a left wing echo chamber. I blame the T&SC. They populated it with marxist feminists and look what happened
“oooh people in a position of authority abused their authority to benefit their friends and push their personal interests”. Unsurprising
What is surprising to me is how blatant they are abt it, and how many people fall in line and Listen And Believe. But that’s another story.
There are people at former employers who, to my face, identified this Twitter account as a Nazi harasser. AHAHA IF ONLY THEY KNEW.
I doubt they’ve read much of what I say. They see I follow people on the blockbot. That’s all it takes to convince them.
I’ve had friends shadowbanned over nothing, and mysteriously un-banned without comment. “Protecting” the people of Twitter, eh?
During Arab Spring, Twitter proudly proclaimed itself a staunch defender of free speech. That doesn’t get Jack invited to parties though.
The final epoch in Twitter’s evolution was the election. Or, to be more precise: when the politicians learned how to meme.
When Twitter started, it was a techie thing. After AS, a Millennial thing. GG made it a liberal arts thing. Trump made it a political thing
Part of what made Twitter great was that the lame adults didn’t use it. It was a space for Internet-Americans.
But Trump, Sanders, and Clinton each poisoned this well beyond repair. They shat it up.
It’s funny, last year you’d occasionally hear someone put forward the absurd hypothesis that Gamergate Caused Trump. I actually believe this
Gamergate ended with giving certain manipulative individuals great power to declare truth and falsehood on Twitter.
They just abused it for personal gain. This normalized the idea of weaponizing Twitter.
A lot of those very same folks were involved with Obama’s campaign. They learned with him and perfected it with Clinton
(Aside: IDK how many of you know about this, but Obama’s campaign was groundbreaking in it’s use of the internet and big data
Essentially they turned campaign offices into hookup marketplaces for millennials, and the internet stuff just kinda happened)
Eight years later, older, and wiser, these folks came out in force to shill for Hillary.
Don’t get me wrong, Trump and Sanders had shills too. But at least we all knew they were shills.
Hillary made this place Orwellian and there’s no recovering it.
Rich, socially influential, power-hungry left-leaning individuals used their anti-gamergate tactics to push politics instead of vendettas
This is why someone can screenshot a joke you made, take it out of context, twist it into support for Trump, and try to get you fired.
This actually happened to me. Opsec++. Fortunately I caught it early, DM’d the guy, and explained his confusion.
The most perverse part is that the quick 180 he did tells me that there wasn’t any malice in his action. He was legitimately apologetic.
But this is the black magic of a politically weaponized Twitter. People see a screenshot out of context and they act before thinking.
Winding WAAAAAY back to the start of this tweetstorm: Twitter is pub-sub for humans.
Society has started to realize some of the implications of this, and written about it. One implication: all tweets are context-free
With normal media, you read it, and you instantly get context. The institution that publishes it, for instance, tells you a lot.
You read whatever newspaper and you immediately believe the story because you trust the brand. You read The Onion and know it’s satire.
But Twitter? Each and every tweet has no context. You must evaluate them neutrally. This is an alien mentality for most people.
A tweet flashes across your timeline. You assume context for it. Or the retweeter gives it. How do you know to trust them?
Sure, if it’s a highly trusted high profile individual, a bit of their credibility rubs off, but they are just as human as us.
The only acceptable reading of a tweet is in a vacuum. Nobody reads them this way. And this is how they get weaponized
Rereading a bunch of Gamergate stuff earlier today, something was pointed out.
On RLH’s block bot, something like 88% of all blocked accounts were unaffiliated with Gamergate. Consider the implications
For any given tweet, different people with different agendas would put different spins on it. Inject different contexts
Some of these contexts might be true, some might be false. It’s effectively impossible to tell.
Sure you could trace every tweet back to it’s origin but when they’re retweeted millions of times, that’s impossible
Since nobody reads them context-free, another strategy is to see the distribution of different spins and make a decision that way
For anyone opted in to the GG block bot, RLH controls which of those contexts you get to see. I mean, that’s the point.
But the thing is, people sort of assume that their Twitter experience is organic. They forget that it’s meticulously crafted.
It creates an echo chamber. People on the block bot look at public timelines, and only see people agreeing with them.
Or worse: the people with the keys to the blockbot can selectively admit narratives they like, fraudulently contextualizing tweets
The end result? People are literally nazis if they don’t like Clinton. Because her supporters never encounter divergent views.
(Again, it goes without saying that this happens on all sides. She just seems to have been the best at it
Additionally, so much of these propaganda tactics are being leveraged against Trump that I don’t feel the need to point his offenses out.
The dude has astroturfing efforts, too, but again, at least people mostly see those for what they are)
So where does this leave us now? Well, right now Twitter appears to mostly be a place where everyone tells me why we’re all going to die.
A week ago I stopped following everything except for some animal picture bots. Prior to that, >90% of my feed was politics.
And not, like, constructive politics. Not conversations about optimal policies. No analyses of geopolitics.
But politics as a no-rules team sport, where everyone is lying through their teeth and tweets are >50% insult by volume.
Any of that magical serendipity I enjoyed 8 years ago is gone. Drowned out by the noise.
Even if the people I follow don’t generate the noise, they retweet it. “Ironically” still counts, it ends up in my timeline all the same
The entirety of California is hyperpartisan commies now, too, so I can’t get programming help without listening to a lecture on socialism
A large subset of the Clojure community leaders have hammer-and-sickles in their usernames. This is like a swastika to my family.
I don’t really want to take advice from people who lionize evil like that.
So on that chipper note, that’s my thoughts on Twitter. It was fun. If nothing else, it changed the world. For the better, then the worse
Looking forward to seeing you all in healthier communities.
P.S. It is hilarious to me that Twitter as an entity is bleeding dry every year. SJWs might have won Twitter, but Twitter will die.
https://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE%3ATWTR&fstype=ii&ei=MEoZWcnMMtSsjAHfjoxY … dat net income doe.
As far as I know, the only year Twitter turned a profit was when it IPOd. It lost 61.5 million dollars last year.
They have no idea how to monetize it, and the only reason it’s still around is because investors pump assloads of money into it.
Maybe some day the government will take it over and make it officially the surveillance platform it already is behind closed doors.
It still won’t make a profit, but since when is that a requirement for government agencies?