The Only Source Of Morality In The Universe
reblog this if you’re insufficiently advanced, and are distinguishable from magic
(via anosognosic)
whats so great about old time slang is that this phrase:
“how queer that a man as gay as he would get so bummed by a simple boner”.
is actually completly innocent
i cant believe past me was able to come with this
(via drethelin)
Bay rationalists, I will be manifesting physically at the solstice celebration tomorrow. If you’re there you should say hi.
When I arrive I will being wearing a black hat and a tshirt which reads “I’m much more interesting on the internet.“
By these signs ye shall know me.Bay rationalists, I will be manifesting physically at the solstice celebration tomorrow. If you’re there you should say hi.
sad that Britney Spears lives in a world where “Britney Spears” does not exist.
anyone else can say ‘it’s Britney, bitch’ and achieve a certain effect on the listener that Britney herself cannot; she remains isolated, aloof.
in the scenario depicted by …Baby One More Time in which Britney Spears plays a besotted schoolgirl, “Britney Spears” does not exist, otherwise her classmates would immediately stop their synchronised backup dancing and say holy shit, that’s Britney Spears.
this is in stark contrast to I Want It That Way, in which the Backstreet Boys appear to their fans “in character”, trying to collapse the distinction between reality and musical fantasy.
Ocean’s Twelve attempted to have it both ways by having a character played by Julia Roberts pretend to be Julia Roberts, implying that “Julia Roberts” exists in the world portrayed by Ocean’s Twelve. However the movie “Ocean’s Twelve” does not exist in this world, otherwise the characters would say wait, isn’t this just what happened in Ocean’s Twelve?
Mel Brooks went one step further and took advantage of temporal anomalies to place a VHS copy of the movie “Spaceballs” within the movie Spaceballs itself, allowing the characters in the movie to gain insight into their own future, though they remained curiously incurious about the revelation that they were merely figments of the script writer’s imagination.
all of our minds contain a reference to “celebrity performer Britney Spears”, but the mind of Britney Spears does not; we can never be her, and indeed to be her would be to lose her.
Argumate: succinctly describing things that have bothered me about fiction for years
This shit is Tom Cruise Crazy
Normally frats solve this by putting people of the same gender together and assuming heterosexuality. Unfortunately, like clown fish, rationalists change their sex when there are insufficient numbers of available mates.
i never want context for this.
So the LORD God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.
And the serpent said to the LORD God, “Haha, says you.”
(Source: relative-pronoun, via sinesalvatorem)