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Happy Father's day Michelle! (i.redd.it)

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[–]la_couleur_du_ble 748 ポイント749 ポイント  (30子コメント)

'pedes, we're better than the left. Michelle is not fair game as is not Melania, Ivanka or Barron. We're not the Left. This is not compatible with MAGA, this is for 4chan... maybe too mild for 4chan, but I believe posting this here degrade us.

Now, I'll take my downvotes as a patriot

[–]Imadethisforff 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's way too little way too late. You're a bunch of shitty internet jokes. This group is fueled on being as inappropriate as possible. Like their leader the pede

[–]mastert2 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I agree, ridiculing someone for their looks isn't our way. Objectively, there are better ways to get our point across.

For example, if a play was put on displaying the assassination of obama, I would be just as against it as I am the one with Trump. I love this country and would never wish for any President to fail it, not would I wish death upon any person regardless of their views. Michelle may say they take the high road, but let ours be built upon solid ground.

[–]etromopolis 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You will be interested to know that there was one that portrayed Caeser as Obama, back in 2012 and one with Clinton in 2015. Obviously, they didn't specifically state it was Clinton or Obama, but it was as clear as the Trump play was. There was very little reaction at the time. https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/06/the-misplaced-outrage-over-a-trumpian-julius-caesar/530037/

[–]RegressToTheMean 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe if the protestors actually read Shakespeare's Julius Caesar they would know that the assassins get their comeuppance and that the political discord sends the Empire into a near total civil war.

It's almost like the retelling of this tale with modern political overtones was an effort to warn of divisive short-sightedness.

Stay in school, kids. Literacy is key.

[–]gregariousbarbarian 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here I am, eating 4000 calories a day and fucking all Michael has to do is look at xir muscles and they grow... fucking jelly

[–]Optimaze 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Holy crap look at her neck. It looks like a tree trunk.

[–]bigsweatiesARMY 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's been working out this offseason. After the season the Bears had last year she's stepping it up.

[–]KosherDensityKEK 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Coach says if she gains some more mass and gets her body fat percentage down she has a shot at strong tackle

[–]fablongNY 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Has she ever been seen in the same room as Denzel?

[–]dbryhitmanNC 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's an insult ... to Denzel.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Someone did a facial symmetry analysis on Denzel and found that he is one of the most attractive people in Hollywood.

[–]133x 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

For reals who has ears on their neck?

[–]panic308 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe​ we've found that damn Samsquanch.

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trap Queen

[–]electroze 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yoga DVDs :)

[–]zwiebelsaftMAGA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still want xir traps.

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    [–]General__EdgeUSMC 209 ポイント210 ポイント  (16子コメント)

    He may have "transitioned" but he's still a dad. Enjoy your special day, Michael. Spez: getting brigaded hard - did I strike a chord?

    [–]Imadethisforff 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Calling a woman a male for laughs. r/the_donald follows suit with their egotistical leader ignoring our recently lost patriots for delusional ratings.

    [–]Blink-Blink 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rippling muscles and a wife beater.

    Keep on keeping on, bud.

    [–]Imadethisforff 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You are a bad person.

    [–]133x 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Michaelle*

    [–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Michelle was great in Dodgeball

    [–]zragequitzKEK 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My own personal fitness consigliere

    [–]General_Flex 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I can cut my wrists with that edge.

    [–]Physical_removal 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Probably not a dad actually, those kids ain't theirs

    [–]DrMcKoy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You're right.

    The girls are the biological offspring of very close friends of the Obamas: Dr. Anita Blanchard and her husband Martin Nesbitt.

    [–]Mattpnot 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (16子コメント)

    inb4 everyone calls you a racist for critiquing a black person

    [–]5sharm5NY 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Right? I find plenty of black women very attractive, but get called racist just for saying that Michele is hideous, and than melania is a yuge step up from her. Apparently our opinions on one individual black woman are somehow indicative of how we feel about all of them.

    [–]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's identity politics for ya.

    [–]DonnaguskaCA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What a laughable thing for them to say. I don't think I'd be able to contain my laughter if someone called it 'racist' to point out the obvious. Mobama is a very ugly person. Very difficult to look at.

    [–]jakeabIe__ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    would you say Trump is handsome?

    [–]DrMcKoy -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Add Serena Williams to unattractive list.

    [–]Orlitoq -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What is racist about OP critiquing Leslie Jones?

    [–]Sheesh84KEK 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    That dude is jacked!

    [–]danchiri 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Michael*

    [–]a_chill_broDTOM 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I've spent a lifetime trying to get those traps.

    [–]stabbingrobotrobertoAZ -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is this traps on a "trap"?

    [–]xXx420VTECxXxAUS -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This man is no trap

    [–]SCO77_SCARCIA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Legit lol'd from that

    [–]G_SOROSWA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Heluva guy

    [–]baconEGGSandHAMRUS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ya lookin' real jacked baby, lookin' real jacked.

    [–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You misspelled "Michael."

    [–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    No, Reddit Canada automatically changed it.

    [–]stabmenow 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    It annoys me when people say "she" just has wide shoulders. I have wide shoulders for a woman yet I don't look like a man at all whatsoever. Melania Trump also has wide shoulders, but again doesn't look like a man at all. Michelle's shoulders aren't women shoulders... I think Joan rivers was right.

    [–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Joan rivers did nothing wrong!

    [–]bill_in_texasTX 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Her name was Joan Rivers!

    [–]electroze 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Based winner of 'the Apprentice'. RIP.

    [–]yoyo_mas_cousin 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Her Name Was Joan Rivers!

    [–]billythestudlyARMY 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

    What do you think now?

    [–]tankasnowgodCA 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow, that's creepy. And the music makes it that much worse!

    [–]NeonationalTreasure 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wtf

    [–]the_mad_mad_cowTX -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Wtf

    [–]billythestudlyARMY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Isn't that the most suspiciously ball-shaped 'crease' you've ever seen?

    [–]INK8 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I also have wide shoulders. No one would ever mistake me for a man.

    [–]stabmenow 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, you can 100% tell the difference between women shoulders and man shoulders. If you took off Michelle's feminine accessories, her weave, makeup etc. she wouldn't look like a woman at all. I know some women naturally look masculine, however she does not look like a masculine female.

    [–]sobieski84 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn i wish i had traps like that

    [–]ChrisInsanityKEK 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    holy shit. he really let himself go. also i bet he has more muscle mass than O.

    [–]immelmann12MAGA 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    no money for guessing who is the top in their relationship

    [–]TryHardRivenKEK 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Holy shit, neck is bigger than mine (195lb lifelong wrestler/judo/jiu jitsu enthusiast)

    [–]NalgahydePOW 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    He doesn't have children though. Remember, those kids belong to those professors from Chicago.

    [–]yoyo_mas_cousin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Lol so true, we need to pull together all of this info in one place for inquisitive normies

    [–]fearboners 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Yeah could you help me to understand the line about the professors being the real parents to the two girls?

    [–]NalgahydePOW -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Here's a quick video I found on CuckTube but there a bunch of better videos and infographics out there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCWgtytvDLI

    [–]MoveableWalnut 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Usually the battle of the bulge takes place above the crotch for women

    [–]hiredhook 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey Mike your dick is showing

    [–]RockribbedTrumpkinISR 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a man, baby

    [–]MAGGAllin 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You know, I feel conflicted by this post. I know ppl can't help what they look like--except their weight--so it seems mean to say he's a really unattractive dude. But then I think about what he did to our kids' school lunches--the utter hypocrisy of making our kids eat what looked like vomit for lunch, while he sat and ate sticks of butter and deep fried lard...Clearly Michael could stand to lose 20 lbs. But all we ever heard was how "stunning" he was and how ripped his arms were?? Uhhhh ok

    [–]phandaalRUS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yup. It's all earned. Mock away.

    [–]Tijuanataxicabdriver 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Can anyone tell me who this guy in OP's picture is?

    No joke, no troll.

    He's fucking cut as fuck....anyone know if we can get in contact with him in order to ask him what his workout routine is?

    [–]golden430Portugal 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Michelle Michael

    [–]NotASideOfBeefUSA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a742bd83f60d7a53ecff1d53aa826daf2634b3a3b9943e5a027b692ffb0592c3.jpg

    [–]10gauge 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh man...

    [–]Secretly_A_Skeleton 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Feel right at home in the WNBA

    [–]billythestudlyARMY 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

    Michael Obama's balls swinging freely dancing on the Ellen Degenerate show.

    [–]ZuccherinaMI 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I'm sorry, but those aren't balls. That's simply the pleat in her pants. If there's pleats or the pants don't fit right, or even if a Tomboy-girl wears boy pants, the cut will make it look like something's there.

    Source: I'm a woman who's been mocked by idiots before. =P

    [–]billythestudlyARMY 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Agree to disagree. Looks like two balls to me!

    [–]mr_wholesome 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i dont think you can agree to disagree on something when you're factually wrong, testicles aren't made of steel, they don't act like that

    [–]billythestudlyARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's just like, your opinion, dude.

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      [–]mona1950CA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      GOOD GOD - THAT'S SPICY

      [–]livingdead191CAN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      LMAO you fucking shitposting assholes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

      [–]Magagtrfan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Spicy.

      [–]chernoblechildAUS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Shrugs much?

      [–]BigJets 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      FTW damn 🌶

      [–]TheNotoriousDJP 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Top Kek!!

      [–]Jon_Snows_CorpseUSA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      AIRHORN!

      [–]GittersUK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mr. T has really let himself go.

      [–]roger_van_zantCA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Young Lionel Ritchie made some great music.

      [–]cyberfreekKEK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Manchelle the man beast.

      [–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ITT: weenies who think she's jacked

      Please lift a weight

      [–]sonmaker 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      He will always hate America. It's part of his character.

      [–]Fap_Left_Surf_RightIL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He should've stuck to Jay-Z concerts and enjoyed life instead of fucking up kids lunches. Now he's got a single white woman living in his family's house with him and his husband.

      God, what a total humiliation this life turned out to be.

      [–]JukeBox_ATZ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Michelle Obama has a dick

      [–]R3a1ityCheque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You need kids of your own to be a father. Hiring 2 child actors wont cut it.

      [–]realjohncenawweHRV 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dem pecs

      [–]XLent_Rectangle 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      They let Michael out of his cage for Fathers Day.

      [–]crunkman21USA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Woof

      [–]totally_not_a_teenTX -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Who is this guy?

      [–]lateu69 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      RIPPED

      [–]tenspot20 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Reputable confidential sources within Democratic establishment report that the O's are currently having serious martial issues and that they will likely be divorced within six months.

      [–]Norville_RogerzMI 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      spicy! got a link on that?

      [–]TruthlessShinovarRUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Joan Rivers called it out on camera for TMZ and then died.

      [–]SomeGoodInThisWorld 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What the fuck

      [–]jojoaz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think you mean Happy Fathers day Michael

      [–]killerbeblueKEK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He thinks he's the best He-Bitch in the man-stable.

      [–]Hellas_For_TrumpGRC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Michael's second career should be in the WWE.

      [–]PLBlank58 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Who's your babies daddy?

      [–]Phkn-Pharaoh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      She is such a fuckin dude.

      [–]SynapticRevolt70MI 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mike got da titties

      [–]RpxtoreadorCA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Y UR PENIS SO BIG CHELLE' !?! AYYYY

      [–]RainbowBowser[🍰] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      If someone photoshopped the boobs away, the earring, replaced the women glasses with bad boy shades, changed the hair shorter and got rid of the dumb hijab thing on her head. Literally she'd look 100% like a man, a muscular man.

      [–]tvfilmNY -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      MICHELLE WITH THE THICC ADAM'S APPLE

      [–]sven_trolly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I thought this was a story about Diane Fossey tracking the wily lowland Silverback...?

      [–]pray4trumpNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      the dresses/tops he wore are purposely chosen to distract eye from neck and shoulders.

      [–]Physical_removal -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Lol joke's on you they have no kids

      [–]jnhermCA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      😂

      [–]YeehawRickShaw -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Kek

      [–]Roman420 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Big mike

      [–]rapidbody -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Are you for free speech or not?

      [–]rapidbody -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What do you mean by deport?

      [–]SamAdams76USA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Michael, I have the NFL on line three. They want to know if you can take Colin's roster spot.

      [–]133x 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Michael doesn't take a knee, that's Baraks position

      [–]josered1254FL -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We need to find out how he got his arms so big.

      [–]vhstudlite -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Buzzes Girlfriend.... Woof!"

      [–]snorgsniffer -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuckin' ouch

      [–]Ariel125PA -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      but they still don't have actual kids... right? Isn't the loan from their friends over?

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