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[–]la_couleur_du_ble 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (8子コメント)

'pedes, we're better than the left. Michelle is not fair game as is not Melania, Ivanka or Barron. We're not the Left. This is not compatible with MAGA, this is for 4chan... maybe too mild for 4chan, but I believe posting this here degrade us.

Now, I'll take my downvotes as a patriot

[–]CaptPhilipJFry 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

First sensible comment I've read on a political post in a while. While we may not agree on many things here's to sensible posts and lively debate.

Have an updoot

[–]improbablewobble 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And yet 5097 upvotes as of this moment. This is exactly what this place is.

[–]General__EdgeUSMC 217 ポイント218 ポイント  (9子コメント)

He may have "transitioned" but he's still a dad. Enjoy your special day, Michael.

[–]Blink-Blink 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rippling muscles and a wife beater.

Keep on keeping on, bud.

[–]133x 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michaelle*

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michelle was great in Dodgeball

[–]zragequitzKEK 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My own personal fitness consigliere

[–]Physical_removal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Probably not a dad actually, those kids ain't theirs

[–]DrMcKoy -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right.

The girls are the biological offspring of very close friends of the Obamas: Dr. Anita Blanchard and her husband Martin Nesbitt.

[–]Sheesh84KEK 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (8子コメント)

That dude is jacked!

[–]danchiri 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael*

[–]a_chill_broDTOM 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've spent a lifetime trying to get those traps.

[–]baconEGGSandHAMRUS 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya lookin' real jacked baby, lookin' real jacked.

[–]G_SOROSWA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heluva guy

[–]SCO77_SCARCIA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Legit lol'd from that

[–]hiredhook 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Mike your dick is showing

[–]Optimaze 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Holy crap look at her neck. It looks like a tree trunk.

[–]bigsweatiesARMY 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's been working out this offseason. After the season the Bears had last year she's stepping it up.

[–]KosherDensityKEK 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Coach says if she gains some more mass and gets her body fat percentage down she has a shot at strong tackle

[–]Violent_BluePEPE -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

More mass AND a lower BF? Tall order

[–]133x 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For reals who has ears on their neck?

[–]fablongNY 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Has she ever been seen in the same room as Denzel?

[–]dbryhitmanNC 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's an insult ... to Denzel.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Someone did a facial symmetry analysis on Denzel and found that he is one of the most attractive people in Hollywood.

[–]panic308 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe​ we've found that damn Samsquanch.

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trap Queen

[–]electroze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yoga DVDs :)

[–]zwiebelsaftMAGA -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still want xir traps.

[–]dieselnutKEK -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*his

[–]Mattpnot 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (13子コメント)

inb4 everyone calls you a racist for critiquing a black person

[–]5sharm5NY 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Right? I find plenty of black women very attractive, but get called racist just for saying that Michele is hideous, and than melania is a yuge step up from her. Apparently our opinions on one individual black woman are somehow indicative of how we feel about all of them.

[–]doitleapdaytheysaid 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's identity politics for ya.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a laughable thing for them to say. I don't think I'd be able to contain my laughter if someone called it 'racist' to point out the obvious. Mobama is a very ugly person. Very difficult to look at.

[–]Orlitoq 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What is racist about OP critiquing Leslie Jones?

[–]don_tiburcio 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NSFW

[–]gregariousbarbarian 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here I am, eating 4000 calories a day and fucking all Michael has to do is look at xir muscles and they grow... fucking jelly

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You misspelled "Michael."

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, Reddit Canada automatically changed it.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously?

[–]sickofurexcuse73 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No it doesn't. Canadian here.

[–]VansplainingVA 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

cmon as a canadian you should get the joke

[–]NalgahydePOW 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

He doesn't have children though. Remember, those kids belong to those professors from Chicago.

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol so true, we need to pull together all of this info in one place for inquisitive normies

[–]fearboners 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah could you help me to understand the line about the professors being the real parents to the two girls?

[–]stabmenow 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It annoys me when people say "she" just has wide shoulders. I have wide shoulders for a woman yet I don't look like a man at all whatsoever. Melania Trump also has wide shoulders, but again doesn't look like a man at all. Michelle's shoulders aren't women shoulders... I think Joan rivers was right.

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Joan rivers did nothing wrong!

[–]bill_in_texasTX 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her name was Joan Rivers!

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her Name Was Joan Rivers!

[–]electroze 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based winner of 'the Apprentice'. RIP.

[–]billythestudlyARMY 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

What do you think now?

[–]tankasnowgodCA 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, that's creepy. And the music makes it that much worse!

[–]NeonationalTreasure 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wtf

[–]the_mad_mad_cowTX -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wtf

[–]billythestudlyARMY -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't that the most suspiciously ball-shaped 'crease' you've ever seen?

[–]INK8 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I also have wide shoulders. No one would ever mistake me for a man.

[–]stabmenow 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you can 100% tell the difference between women shoulders and man shoulders. If you took off Michelle's feminine accessories, her weave, makeup etc. she wouldn't look like a woman at all. I know some women naturally look masculine, however she does not look like a masculine female.

[–]RockribbedTrumpkinISR 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a man, baby

[–]Tijuanataxicabdriver 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can anyone tell me who this guy in OP's picture is?

No joke, no troll.

He's fucking cut as fuck....anyone know if we can get in contact with him in order to ask him what his workout routine is?

[–]sobieski84 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn i wish i had traps like that

[–]TryHardRivenKEK 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit, neck is bigger than mine (195lb lifelong wrestler/judo/jiu jitsu enthusiast)

[–]MoveableWalnut 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually the battle of the bulge takes place above the crotch for women

[–]NotASideOfBeefUSA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a742bd83f60d7a53ecff1d53aa826daf2634b3a3b9943e5a027b692ffb0592c3.jpg

[–]MAGGAllin 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know, I feel conflicted by this post. I know ppl can't help what they look like--except their weight--so it seems mean to say he's a really unattractive dude. But then I think about what he did to our kids' school lunches--the utter hypocrisy of making our kids eat what looked like vomit for lunch, while he sat and ate sticks of butter and deep fried lard...Clearly Michael could stand to lose 20 lbs. But all we ever heard was how "stunning" he was and how ripped his arms were?? Uhhhh ok

[–]phandaalRUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. It's all earned. Mock away.

[–]key013 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

sporting the "hide the fact that we're muslim" hajib

[–]ChrisInsanityKEK 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

holy shit. he really let himself go. also i bet he has more muscle mass than O.

[–]immelmann12MAGA 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no money for guessing who is the top in their relationship

[–]livingdead191CAN 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAO you fucking shitposting assholes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]sonmaker 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He will always hate America. It's part of his character.

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_RightIL -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He should've stuck to Jay-Z concerts and enjoyed life instead of fucking up kids lunches. Now he's got a single white woman living in his family's house with him and his husband.

God, what a total humiliation this life turned out to be.

[–]golden430Portugal 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Michael

[–]TheNotoriousDJP 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Top Kek!!

[–]Jon_Snows_CorpseUSA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AIRHORN!

[–]Secretly_A_Skeleton 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel right at home in the WNBA

[–]GittersUK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mr. T has really let himself go.

[–]roger_van_zantCA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Young Lionel Ritchie made some great music.

[–]tenspot20 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reputable confidential sources within Democratic establishment report that the O's are currently having serious martial issues and that they will likely be divorced within six months.

[–]Norville_RogerzMI 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

spicy! got a link on that?

[–]TruthlessShinovarRUS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joan Rivers called it out on camera for TMZ and then died.

[–]10gauge 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man...

[–]JukeBox_ATZ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Obama has a dick

[–]R3a1ityCheque 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need kids of your own to be a father. Hiring 2 child actors wont cut it.

[–]realjohncenawweHRV 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dem pecs

[–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: weenies who think she's jacked

Please lift a weight

[–]mona1950CA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOOD GOD - THAT'S SPICY

[–]cyberfreekKEK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchelle the man beast.

[–]sven_trolly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was a story about Diane Fossey tracking the wily lowland Silverback...?

[–]pray4trumpNY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dresses/tops he wore are purposely chosen to distract eye from neck and shoulders.

[–]jnhermCA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

😂

[–]chernoblechildAUS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shrugs much?

[–]XLent_Rectangle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They let Michael out of his cage for Fathers Day.

[–]Magagtrfan 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spicy.

[–]BigJets 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FTW damn 🌶

[–]PLBlank58 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's your babies daddy?

[–]crunkman21USA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woof

[–]totally_not_a_teenTX 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this guy?

[–]lateu69 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIPPED

[–]billythestudlyARMY 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

Michael Obama's balls swinging freely dancing on the Ellen Degenerate show.

[–]ZuccherinaMI 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry, but those aren't balls. That's simply the pleat in her pants. If there's pleats or the pants don't fit right, or even if a Tomboy-girl wears boy pants, the cut will make it look like something's there.

Source: I'm a woman who's been mocked by idiots before. =P

[–]billythestudlyARMY 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree to disagree. Looks like two balls to me!

[–]ShadyPollsterCA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST TOM BOYS FOLKS BELIEVE ME

[–]dont_make_centsUSA -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk. Hypothetically, she were a dude, which I don't think she is, it looks like balls. If she had a short penis or did some kind of tuck and they fell out, it would look exactly like that. The two round things aren't pleats. Looks like a nutsack to me... But I also just wasted my time staring at a pelvis. And I'm wearing workout shorts swinging my junk around on my front porch like a retard for science, so I'm moving on to another post and forgetting this ever happened.

Bonus relevant storytime: I'm in a restaurant a few days ago. Girls at a table together. Says," am I invited to the party?" And points right at my crotch.

I turned around and looked behind me like a total dispshit

"Party?" Nobody is over there. That was weird, I think. Laugh awkwardly.

Get in my car, then it dawns on me. I'm slow and apparently retarded.

Pretty rude on their part. But I am a retard on occasion, so who knows what the fuck was happening. So storytime over.

[–]ChiefianAxolotlWA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Oprah?

[–]vhstudlite 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Buzzes Girlfriend.... Woof!"

[–]snorgsniffer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin' ouch

[–]Ariel125PA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but they still don't have actual kids... right? Isn't the loan from their friends over?

[–]Physical_removal -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol joke's on you they have no kids

[–]YeehawRickShaw -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kek

[–]Roman420 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big mike

[–]killerbeblueKEK 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He thinks he's the best He-Bitch in the man-stable.

[–]Hellas_For_TrumpGRC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael's second career should be in the WWE.

[–]jojoaz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mean Happy Fathers day Michael

[–]RainbowBowser[🍰] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If someone photoshopped the boobs away, the earring, replaced the women glasses with bad boy shades, changed the hair shorter and got rid of the dumb hijab thing on her head. Literally she'd look 100% like a man, a muscular man.

[–]tvfilmNY -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MICHELLE WITH THE THICC ADAM'S APPLE

[–]josered1254FL -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to find out how he got his arms so big.

[–]133x -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rip harambe

[–]wawjr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Racism?

[–]rapidbody -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you for free speech or not?

[–]Phkn-Pharaoh -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is such a fuckin dude.

[–]SynapticRevolt70MI -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike got da titties

[–]rapidbody -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do you mean by deport?

[–]RpxtoreadorCA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y UR PENIS SO BIG CHELLE' !?! AYYYY

[–]SamAdams76USA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michael, I have the NFL on line three. They want to know if you can take Colin's roster spot.

[–]133x -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael doesn't take a knee, that's Baraks position

[–]dmthirdeyeTX -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*Michael

[–]Project_Raiden -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well she's a much better farther than Trump will ever be

[–]DiseasedMutantKEK -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give that man two scoops for Fathers Day.