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Happy Father's day Michelle! (i.redd.it)

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[–]Mattpnot 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (10子コメント)

inb4 everyone calls you a racist for critiquing a black person

[–]5sharm5NY 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Right? I find plenty of black women very attractive, but get called racist just for saying that Michele is hideous, and than melania is a yuge step up from her. Apparently our opinions on one individual black woman are somehow indicative of how we feel about all of them.

[–]doitleapdaytheysaid 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's identity politics for ya.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a laughable thing for them to say. I don't think I'd be able to contain my laughter if someone called it 'racist' to point out the obvious. Mobama is a very ugly person. Very difficult to look at.

[–]Orlitoq -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What is racist about OP critiquing Leslie Jones?

[–]General__EdgeUSMC 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (7子コメント)

He may have "transitioned" but he's still a dad. Enjoy your special day, Michael.

[–]Blink-Blink 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rippling muscles and a wife beater.

Keep on keeping on, bud.

[–]133x 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michaelle*

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michelle was great in Dodgeball

[–]zragequitzKEK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My own personal fitness consigliere

[–]Physical_removal -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably not a dad actually, those kids ain't theirs

[–]mr_secret 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This post and your reply are disgusting... This is racist

[–]Sheesh84KEK 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (8子コメント)

That dude is jacked!

[–]danchiri 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael*

[–]a_chill_broDTOM 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've spent a lifetime trying to get those traps.

[–]baconEGGSandHAMRUS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya lookin' real jacked baby, lookin' real jacked.

[–]G_SOROSWA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heluva guy

[–]TryHardRivenKEK 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit, neck is bigger than mine (195lb lifelong wrestler/judo/jiu jitsu enthusiast)

[–]MoveableWalnut 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually the battle of the bulge takes place above the crotch for women

[–]Optimaze 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Holy crap look at her neck. It looks like a tree trunk.

[–]bigsweatiesARMY 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (2子コメント)

She's been working out this offseason. After the season the Bears had last year she's stepping it up.

[–]KosherDensityKEK 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Coach says if she gains some more mass and gets her body fat percentage down she has a shot at strong tackle

[–]133x 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For reals who has ears on their neck?

[–]fablongNY 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Has she ever been seen in the same room as Denzel?

[–]dbryhitmanNC 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's an insult ... to Denzel.

[–]DonnaguskaCA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Someone did a facial symmetry analysis on Denzel and found that he is one of the most attractive people in Hollywood.

[–]panic308 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe​ we've found that damn Samsquanch.

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trap Queen

[–]electroze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yoga DVDs :)

[–]zwiebelsaftMAGA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still want xir traps.

[–]dieselnutKEK -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*his

[–]key013 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sporting the "hide the fact that we're muslim" hajib

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You misspelled "Michael."

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, Reddit Canada automatically changed it.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously?

[–]sickofurexcuse73 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No it doesn't. Canadian here.

[–]VansplainingVA 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

cmon as a canadian you should get the joke

[–]gregariousbarbarian 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here I am, eating 4000 calories a day and fucking all Michael has to do is look at xir muscles and they grow... fucking jelly

[–]NalgahydePOW 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (3子コメント)

He doesn't have children though. Remember, those kids belong to those professors from Chicago.

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol so true, we need to pull together all of this info in one place for inquisitive normies

[–]fearboners -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah could you help me to understand the line about the professors being the real parents to the two girls?

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Friends of the Obamas are likely the parents of their children because Michelle is a man and Obama is gay (or whatever he is)

[–]hiredhook 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Mike your dick is showing

[–]stabmenow 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It annoys me when people say "she" just has wide shoulders. I have wide shoulders for a woman yet I don't look like a man at all whatsoever. Melania Trump also has wide shoulders, but again doesn't look like a man at all. Michelle's shoulders aren't women shoulders... I think Joan rivers was right.

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Joan rivers did nothing wrong!

[–]bill_in_texasTX 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her name was Joan Rivers!

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her Name Was Joan Rivers!

[–]electroze 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based winner of 'the Apprentice'. RIP.

[–]billythestudlyARMY 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

What do you think now?

[–]tankasnowgodCA 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, that's creepy. And the music makes it that much worse!

[–]NeonationalTreasure 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wtf

[–]the_mad_mad_cowTX -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wtf

[–]billythestudlyARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't that the most suspiciously ball-shaped 'crease' you've ever seen?

[–]INK8 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I also have wide shoulders. No one would ever mistake me for a man.

[–]stabmenow 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you can 100% tell the difference between women shoulders and man shoulders. If you took off Michelle's feminine accessories, her weave, makeup etc. she wouldn't look like a woman at all. I know some women naturally look masculine, however she does not look like a masculine female.

[–]RockribbedTrumpkinISR 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a man, baby

[–]Tijuanataxicabdriver 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can anyone tell me who this guy in OP's picture is?

No joke, no troll.

He's fucking cut as fuck....anyone know if we can get in contact with him in order to ask him what his workout routine is?

[–]sobieski84 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn i wish i had traps like that

[–]NotASideOfBeefUSA 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a742bd83f60d7a53ecff1d53aa826daf2634b3a3b9943e5a027b692ffb0592c3.jpg

[–]la_couleur_du_ble 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (4子コメント)

'pedes, we're better than the left. Michelle is not fair game as is not Melania, Ivanka or Barron. We're not the Left. This is not compatible with MAGA, this is for 4chan... maybe too mild for 4chan, but I believe posting this here degrade us.

Now, I'll take my downvotes as a patriot

[–]joshTheGoods 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're asking for respect from folks that made disrespect a campaign strategy? You poor thing. At what point do you look around and ask: "are these really my people?"

[–]gcso 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also coming from the same people who think the left needs to tone down the hateful rhetoric.

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_RightIL -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle was politically active. She's as fair game as O.

[–]MAGGAllin 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know, I feel conflicted by this post. I know ppl can't help what they look like--except their weight--so it seems mean to say he's a really unattractive dude. But then I think about what he did to our kids' school lunches--the utter hypocrisy of making our kids eat what looked like vomit for lunch, while he sat and ate sticks of butter and deep fried lard...Clearly Michael could stand to lose 20 lbs. But all we ever heard was how "stunning" he was and how ripped his arms were?? Uhhhh ok

[–]phandaalRUS -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. It's all earned. Mock away.

[–]ChrisInsanityKEK 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

holy shit. he really let himself go. also i bet he has more muscle mass than O.

[–]immelmann12MAGA 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no money for guessing who is the top in their relationship

[–]mona1950CA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOOD GOD - THAT'S SPICY

[–]folderol 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Ester, I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies." - Fred G. Sanford

[–]golden430Portugal 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Michael

[–]TheNotoriousDJP 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Top Kek!!

[–]Jon_Snows_CorpseUSA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AIRHORN!

[–]Les_Deplorables 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Magilla

[–]Secretly_A_Skeleton 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel right at home in the WNBA

[–]GittersUK 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mr. T has really let himself go.

[–]roger_van_zantCA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Young Lionel Ritchie made some great music.

[–]tenspot20 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reputable confidential sources within Democratic establishment report that the O's are currently having serious martial issues and that they will likely be divorced within six months.

[–]Norville_RogerzMI 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

spicy! got a link on that?

[–]livingdead191CAN 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAO you fucking shitposting assholes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]sonmaker -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He will always hate America. It's part of his character.

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_RightIL -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He should've stuck to Jay-Z concerts and enjoyed life instead of fucking up kids lunches. Now he's got a single white woman living in his family's house with him and his husband.

God, what a total humiliation this life turned out to be.

[–]10gauge 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man...

[–]JukeBox_ATZ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Obama has a dick

[–]sven_trolly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was a story about Diane Fossey tracking the wily lowland Silverback...?

[–]R3a1ityCheque 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need kids of your own to be a father. Hiring 2 child actors wont cut it.

[–]TruthlessShinovarRUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joan Rivers called it out on camera for TMZ and then died.

[–]jnhermCA -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

😂

[–]billythestudlyARMY 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

Michael Obama's balls swinging freely dancing on the Ellen Degenerate show.

[–]ZuccherinaMI 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry, but those aren't balls. That's simply the pleat in her pants. If there's pleats or the pants don't fit right, or even if a Tomboy-girl wears boy pants, the cut will make it look like something's there.

Source: I'm a woman who's been mocked by idiots before. =P

[–]billythestudlyARMY 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree to disagree. Looks like two balls to me!

[–]ShadyPollsterCA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST TOM BOYS FOLKS BELIEVE ME

[–]dont_make_centsUSA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk. Hypothetically, she were a dude, which I don't think she is, it looks like balls. If she had a short penis or did some kind of tuck and they fell out, it would look exactly like that. The two round things aren't pleats. Looks like a nutsack to me... But I also just wasted my time staring at a pelvis. And I'm wearing workout shorts swinging my junk around on my front porch like a retard for science, so I'm moving on to another post and forgetting this ever happened.

Bonus relevant storytime: I'm in a restaurant a few days ago. Girls at a table together. Says," am I invited to the party?" And points right at my crotch.

I turned around and looked behind me like a total dispshit

"Party?" Nobody is over there. That was weird, I think. Laugh awkwardly.

Get in my car, then it dawns on me. I'm slow and apparently retarded.

Pretty rude on their part. But I am a retard on occasion, so who knows what the fuck was happening. So storytime over.

[–]XLent_Rectangle 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They let Michael out of his cage for Fathers Day.

[–]cyberfreekKEK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchelle the man beast.

[–]Magagtrfan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spicy.

[–]chernoblechildAUS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shrugs much?

[–]crunkman21USA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woof

[–]totally_not_a_teenTX 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this guy?

[–]lateu69 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIPPED

[–]ChiefianAxolotlWA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Oprah?

[–]pray4trumpNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dresses/tops he wore are purposely chosen to distract eye from neck and shoulders.

[–]vhstudlite 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Buzzes Girlfriend.... Woof!"

[–]realjohncenawweHRV 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dem pecs

[–]SynapticRevolt70MI 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike got da titties

[–]SamAdams76USA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michael, I have the NFL on line three. They want to know if you can take Colin's roster spot.

[–]133x -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael doesn't take a knee, that's Baraks position

[–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: weenies who think she's jacked

Please lift a weight

[–]Ariel125PA -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but they still don't have actual kids... right? Isn't the loan from their friends over?

[–]Physical_removal -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol joke's on you they have no kids

[–]YeehawRickShaw -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kek

[–]killerbeblueKEK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He thinks he's the best He-Bitch in the man-stable.

[–]BigJets 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FTW damn 🌶

[–]Hellas_For_TrumpGRC 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael's second career should be in the WWE.

[–]PLBlank58 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's your babies daddy?

[–]rapidbody -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you for free speech or not?

[–]jojoaz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mean Happy Fathers day Michael

[–]josered1254FL -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to find out how he got his arms so big.

[–]snorgsniffer -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin' ouch

[–]DiseasedMutantKEK -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give that man two scoops for Fathers Day.

[–]133x -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rip harambe

[–]rapidbody -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do you mean by deport?

[–]RainbowBowser[🍰] -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If someone photoshopped the boobs away, the earring, replaced the women glasses with bad boy shades, changed the hair shorter and got rid of the dumb hijab thing on her head. Literally she'd look 100% like a man, a muscular man.

[–]NLP19 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So if someone took away everything that makes her look like a woman, she'd look like a man? YOU DON'T SAY.

Jesus you guys are ridiculous

[–]RainbowBowser[🍰] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only defining physical feminine trait she has is her boobs and her long hair. The rest is just accessories. Take away her accessories and her boobs she is a man. Just look and him in that tank top. that's a man, with fake boobs that dresses as a woman. He probably dominates Barry.

[–]tvfilmNY -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MICHELLE WITH THE THICC ADAM'S APPLE

[–]dmthirdeyeTX -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*Michael

[–]Phkn-Pharaoh -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is such a fuckin dude.

[–]RpxtoreadorCA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y UR PENIS SO BIG CHELLE' !?! AYYYY