Hi, Bell Fen! - Luminous Hyaena

Anonymous asked:

[Prompt] The pigeon was not going away, even after the state-of-the-art exorcism rituals.

“Coo,” it said.

“I think,” she said, “the problem is that you’re trying to exorcise the pigeon.”

“…why is that a problem?” he asked.

“…because it’s a pigeon.”

“I know it’s a pigeon.”

“Exorcisms are for ghosts and shit.”

“So what do you suggest?”

“I’m gonna try writing it a pink slip.”