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[–]Sheesh84KEK 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That dude is jacked!

[–]a_chill_broDTOM 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've spent a lifetime trying to get those traps.

[–]baconEGGSandHAMRUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya lookin' real jacked baby, lookin' real jacked.

[–]General__EdgeUSMC 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (5子コメント)

He may have "transitioned" but he's still a dad. Enjoy your special day, Michael.

[–]Blink-Blink 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rippling muscles and a wife beater.

Keep on keeping on, bud.

[–]Physical_removal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably not a dad actually, those kids ain't theirs

[–]gregariousbarbarian 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here I am, eating 4000 calories a day and fucking all Michael has to do is look at xir muscles and they grow... fucking jelly

[–]Optimaze 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Holy crap look at her neck. It looks like a tree trunk.

[–]bigsweatiesARMY 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's been working out this offseason. After the season the Bears had last year she's stepping it up.

[–]KosherDensityKEK 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coach says if she gains some more mass and gets her body fat percentage down she has a shot at strong tackle

[–]133x 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For reals who has ears on their neck?

[–]fablongNY 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Has she ever been seen in the same room as Denzel?

[–]dbryhitmanNC 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's an insult ... to Denzel.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Someone did a facial symmetry analysis on Denzel and found that he is one of the most attractive people in Hollywood.

[–]panic308 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe​ we've found that damn Samsquanch.

[–]zwiebelsaftMAGA -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still want xir traps.

[–]Mattpnot 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (9子コメント)

inb4 everyone calls you a racist for critiquing a black person

[–]5sharm5NY 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Right? I find plenty of black women very attractive, but get called racist just for saying that Michele is hideous, and than melania is a yuge step up from her. Apparently our opinions on one individual black woman are somehow indicative of how we feel about all of them.

[–]doitleapdaytheysaid 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's identity politics for ya.

[–]DonnaguskaCA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a laughable thing for them to say. I don't think I'd be able to contain my laughter if someone called it 'racist' to point out the obvious. Mobama is a very ugly person. Very difficult to look at.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You misspelled "Michael."

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, Reddit Canada automatically changed it.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously?

[–]sickofurexcuse73 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No it doesn't. Canadian here.

[–]VansplainingVA 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

cmon as a canadian you should get the joke

[–]stabmenow 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (9子コメント)

It annoys me when people say "she" just has wide shoulders. I have wide shoulders for a woman yet I don't look like a man at all whatsoever. Melania Trump also has wide shoulders, but again doesn't look like a man at all. Michelle's shoulders aren't women shoulders... I think Joan rivers was right.

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Joan rivers did nothing wrong!

[–]bill_in_texasTX 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her name was Joan Rivers!

[–]electroze 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based winner of 'the Apprentice'. RIP.

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her Name Was Joan Rivers!

[–]INK8 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I also have wide shoulders. No one would ever mistake me for a man.

[–]stabmenow 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you can 100% tell the difference between women shoulders and man shoulders. If you took off Michelle's feminine accessories, her weave, makeup etc. she wouldn't look like a woman at all. I know some women naturally look masculine, however she does not look like a masculine female.

[–]NalgahydePOW 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He doesn't have children though. Remember, those kids belong to those professors from Chicago.

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol so true, we need to pull together all of this info in one place for inquisitive normies

[–]fearboners 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah could you help me to understand the line about the professors being the real parents to the two girls?

[–]MAGGAllin 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know, I feel conflicted by this post. I know ppl can't help what they look like--except their weight--so it seems mean to say he's a really unattractive dude. But then I think about what he did to our kids' school lunches--the utter hypocrisy of making our kids eat what looked like vomit for lunch, while he sat and ate sticks of butter and deep fried lard...Clearly Michael could stand to lose 20 lbs. But all we ever heard was how "stunning" he was and how ripped his arms were?? Uhhhh ok

[–]phandaalRUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. It's all earned. Mock away.

[–]TryHardRivenKEK 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, neck is bigger than mine (195lb lifelong wrestler/judo/jiu jitsu enthusiast)

[–]MoveableWalnut 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually the battle of the bulge takes place above the crotch for women

[–]key013 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sporting the "hide the fact that we're muslim" hajib

[–]hiredhook 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Mike your dick is showing

[–]RockribbedTrumpkinISR 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a man, baby

[–]Tijuanataxicabdriver 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can anyone tell me who this guy in OP's picture is?

No joke, no troll.

He's fucking cut as fuck....anyone know if we can get in contact with him in order to ask him what his workout routine is?

[–]sobieski84 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn i wish i had traps like that

[–]ChrisInsanityKEK 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

holy shit. he really let himself go. also i bet he has more muscle mass than O.

[–]immelmann12MAGA 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no money for guessing who is the top in their relationship

[–]mona1950CA 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOOD GOD - THAT'S SPICY

[–]golden430Portugal 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Michael

[–]folderol 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Ester, I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies." - Fred G. Sanford

[–]Secretly_A_Skeleton 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel right at home in the WNBA

[–]GittersUK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mr. T has really let himself go.

[–]roger_van_zantCA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Young Lionel Ritchie made some great music.

[–]tenspot20 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reputable confidential sources within Democratic establishment report that the O's are currently having serious martial issues and that they will likely be divorced within six months.

[–]Norville_RogerzMI 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

spicy! got a link on that?

[–]10gauge 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man...

[–]billythestudlyARMY 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

Michael Obama's balls swinging freely dancing on the Ellen Degenerate show.

[–]ZuccherinaMI 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm sorry, but those aren't balls. That's simply the pleat in her pants. If there's pleats or the pants don't fit right, or even if a Tomboy-girl wears boy pants, the cut will make it look like something's there.

Source: I'm a woman who's been mocked by idiots before. =P

[–]billythestudlyARMY 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree to disagree. Looks like two balls to me!

[–]ShadyPollsterCA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST TOM BOYS FOLKS BELIEVE ME

[–]sven_trolly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was a story about Diane Fossey tracking the wily lowland Silverback...?

[–]JukeBox_ATZ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Obama has a dick

[–]R3a1ityCheque 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need kids of your own to be a father. Hiring 2 child actors wont cut it.

[–]TruthlessShinovarRUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joan Rivers called it out on camera for TMZ and then died.

[–]chernoblechildAUS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shrugs much?

[–]XLent_Rectangle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They let Michael out of his cage for Fathers Day.

[–]cyberfreekKEK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchelle the man beast.

[–]totally_not_a_teenTX 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this guy?

[–]pray4trumpNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dresses/tops he wore are purposely chosen to distract eye from neck and shoulders.

[–]vhstudlite 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Buzzes Girlfriend.... Woof!"

[–]SynapticRevolt70MI 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike got da titties

[–]SamAdams76USA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michael, I have the NFL on line three. They want to know if you can take Colin's roster spot.

[–]133x -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael doesn't take a knee, that's Baraks position

[–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: weenies who think she's jacked

Please lift a weight

[–]la_couleur_du_ble 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

'pedes, we're better than the left. Michelle is not fair game as is not Melania, Ivanka or Barron. We're not the Left. This is not compatible with MAGA, this is for 4chan... maybe too mild for 4chan, but I believe posting this here degrade us.

Now, I'll take my downvotes as a patriot

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's not your cup of tea, move on. I see a dozen weird things everywhere... And mostly, I don't feel the need to do the "not here" routine. Just move along and contribute elsewhere.

[–]killerbeblueKEK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He thinks he's the best He-Bitch in the man-stable.

[–]BigJets 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FTW damn 🌶

[–]Hellas_For_TrumpGRC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael's second career should be in the WWE.

[–]PLBlank58 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's your babies daddy?

[–]jojoaz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mean Happy Fathers day Michael

[–]rapidbody 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you for free speech or not?

[–]ChiefianAxolotlWA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Oprah?

[–]josered1254FL -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to find out how he got his arms so big.

[–]snorgsniffer -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin' ouch

[–]Phkn-Pharaoh -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is such a fuckin dude.

[–]DiseasedMutantKEK 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give that man two scoops for Fathers Day.

[–]RpxtoreadorCA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y UR PENIS SO BIG CHELLE' !?! AYYYY

[–]133x -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rip harambe

[–]Ariel125PA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but they still don't have actual kids... right? Isn't the loan from their friends over?

[–]livingdead191CAN -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAO you fucking shitposting assholes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]RainbowBowser[🍰] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If someone photoshopped the boobs away, the earring, replaced the women glasses with bad boy shades, changed the hair shorter and got rid of the dumb hijab thing on her head. Literally she'd look 100% like a man, a muscular man.

[–]Physical_removal -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol joke's on you they have no kids

[–]tvfilmNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THICC ADAMS APPLE

[–]rapidbody 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do you mean by deport?