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[–]Sheesh84KEK 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That dude is jacked!

[–]gregariousbarbarian 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here I am, eating 4000 calories a day and fucking all Michael has to do is look at xir muscles and they grow... fucking jelly

[–]General__EdgeUSMC 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (4子コメント)

He may have "transitioned" but he's still a dad. Enjoy your special day, Michael.

[–]Blink-Blink 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rippling muscles and a wife beater.

Keep on keeping on, bud.

[–]NalgahydePOW 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He doesn't have children though. Remember, those kids belong to those professors from Chicago.

[–]Mattpnot 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

inb4 everyone calls you a racist for critiquing a black person

[–]5sharm5NY 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Right? I find plenty of black women very attractive, but get called racist just for saying that Michele is hideous, and than melania is a yuge step up from her. Apparently our opinions on one individual black woman are somehow indicative of how we feel about all of them.

[–]doitleapdaytheysaid 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's identity politics for ya.

[–]rapidbody 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well the percentage of good looking black women is so extremely low, and the rest of the Buffalo herd knows this and they identify with the 99%, so criticizing Michael Obama is seen as criticizing them

[–]Optimaze 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Holy crap look at her neck. It looks like a tree trunk.

[–]bigsweatiesARMY 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's been working out this offseason. After the season the Bears had last year she's stepping it up.

[–]KosherDensityKEK 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coach says if she gains some more mass and gets her body fat percentage down she has a shot at strong tackle

[–]133x 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For reals who has ears on their neck?

[–]panic308 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe​ we've found that damn Samsquanch.

[–]fablongNY 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Has she ever been seen in the same room as Denzel?

[–]dbryhitmanNC 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's an insult ... to Denzel.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You misspelled "Michael."

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, Reddit Canada automatically changed it.

[–]Uno_Hombre_de_MalKEK 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously?

[–]sickofurexcuse73 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No it doesn't. Canadian here.

[–]VansplainingVA 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

cmon as a canadian you should get the joke

[–]sobieski84 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn i wish i had traps like that

[–]stabmenow 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (7子コメント)

It annoys me when people say "she" just has wide shoulders. I have wide shoulders for a woman yet I don't look like a man at all whatsoever. Melania Trump also has wide shoulders, but again doesn't look like a man at all. Michelle's shoulders aren't women shoulders... I think Joan rivers was right.

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Joan rivers did nothing wrong!

[–]bill_in_texasTX 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Her name was Joan Rivers!

[–]electroze 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based winner of 'the Apprentice'. RIP.

[–]INK8 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I also have wide shoulders. No one would ever mistake me for a man.

[–]stabmenow 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you can 100% tell the difference between women shoulders and man shoulders. If you took off Michelle's feminine accessories, her weave, makeup etc. she wouldn't look like a woman at all. I know some women naturally look masculine, however she does not look like a masculine female.

[–]RockribbedTrumpkinISR 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a man, baby

[–]TryHardRivenKEK 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, neck is bigger than mine (195lb lifelong wrestler/judo/jiu jitsu enthusiast)

[–]hiredhook 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Mike your dick is showing

[–]key013 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sporting the "hide the fact that we're muslim" hajib

[–]MoveableWalnut 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually the battle of the bulge takes place above the crotch for women

[–]MAGGAllin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, I feel conflicted by this post. I know ppl can't help what they look like--except their weight--so it seems mean to say he's a really unattractive dude. But then I think about what he did to our kids' school lunches--the utter hypocrisy of making our kids eat what looked like vomit for lunch, while he sat and ate sticks of butter and deep fried lard...Clearly Michael could stand to lose 20 lbs. But all we ever heard was how "stunning" he was and how ripped his arms were?? Uhhhh ok

[–]ChrisInsanityKEK 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

holy shit. he really let himself go. also i bet he has more muscle mass than O.

[–]immelmann12MAGA 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no money for guessing who is the top in their relationship

[–]mona1950CA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOOD GOD - THAT'S SPICY

[–]Tijuanataxicabdriver 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can anyone tell me who this guy in OP's picture is?

No joke, no troll.

He's fucking cut as fuck....anyone know if we can get in contact with him in order to ask him what his workout routine is?

[–]Secretly_A_Skeleton 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel right at home in the WNBA

[–]roger_van_zantCA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Young Lionel Ritchie made some great music.

[–]golden430Portugal 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Michael

[–]maxn1011 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha she looks like a gorilla

[–]folderol 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Ester, I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies." - Fred G. Sanford

[–]GittersUK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mr. T has really let himself go.

[–]tenspot20 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reputable confidential sources within Democratic establishment report that the O's are currently having serious martial issues and that they will likely be divorced within six months.

[–]Norville_RogerzMI 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

spicy! got a link on that?

[–]10gauge 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man...

[–]sven_trolly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was a story about Diane Fossey tracking the wily lowland Silverback...?

[–]billythestudlyARMY 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m45s

Michael Obama's balls swinging freely dancing on the Ellen Degenerate show.

[–]ZuccherinaMI 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm sorry, but those aren't balls. That's simply the pleat in her pants. If there's pleats or the pants don't fit right, or even if a Tomboy-girl wears boy pants, the cut will make it look like something's there.

Source: I'm a woman who's been mocked by idiots before. =P

[–]billythestudlyARMY 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree to disagree. Looks like two balls to me!

[–]chernoblechildAUS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shrugs much?

[–]cyberfreekKEK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchelle the man beast.

[–]totally_not_a_teenTX 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this guy?

[–]JukeBox_ATZ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michelle Obama has a dick

[–]R3a1ityCheque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need kids of your own to be a father. Hiring 2 child actors wont cut it.

[–]XLent_Rectangle 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They let Michael out of his cage for Fathers Day.

[–]killerbeblueKEK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He thinks he's the best He-Bitch in the man-stable.

[–]BigJets 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FTW damn 🌶

[–]Hellas_For_TrumpGRC 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael's second career should be in the WWE.

[–]PLBlank58 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's your babies daddy?

[–]jojoaz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mean Happy Fathers day Michael

[–]SnakeFarmer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Posts like these undermine the legitimate points that this sub has and make it easy for the rest the world to discount every other valid argument we make here. Shit like this makes us look stupid.

[–]loyaltyrustyARMY[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Incorrect, this place is a mix of analysis, breaking news and off color humor.

I'll do ten thousand posts like this before I'll say something is BREAKING (which occured hours/days before) or a BOMBSHELL.

[–]pray4trumpNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dresses/tops he wore are purposely chosen to distract eye from neck and shoulders.

[–]jontyllisAR -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y'all wrong for this! Damn.

[–]motivation150CT -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Come on guys, we're better than this... there's a million other things we could be attacking right now.

[–]infoslobNY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Agreed. Today we put aside our differences.

Happy Father's Day Michelle!

[–]motivation150CT -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why other subs don't take us seriously, lol...