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$100% True TitleBILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!! (self.Drama)

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This is an extremely low effort post, but the important thing is that Kanye was right!

BBC News - Bill Cosby case: Judge declares mistrial after jury deadlock

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Tariq Nasheed's last few tweets have been about this innocent black man triumphing over this white supremacist plot

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[–]OniTan 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The jury was unable to come to a decision as they were found unconscious in the deliberation room after their lunch break.

[–]LefthandedLunatic 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Mistrial =/= innocent and he will be retried. Ppl are idots

[–]LLAXIS[S] 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (12子コメント)

It was a mistrial because he is innocent. Educate yourself

[–]LefthandedLunatic 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (8子コメント)

women can't be educated you idot

[–]LLAXIS[S] 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (7子コメント)

My apologies, I didn't realise that you are sexually disadvantaged

[–]justcool393[M] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, your post is sex negativity if I've ever seen it.

[–]simplyshaun 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your mom taught me about sex negativity last night. I've never felt so negative about sex in my life.

[–]DarkResurgence 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Did you just assume xershes gender you gross sack of fuck?

[–]LLAXIS[S] 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Quality meme friend, I've never seen that one before

[–]BlackPeopleEmoji 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've never seen that one before

Really? Because I see this meme all the time. Where have you been?

[–]LLAXIS[S] 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Somewhere with standards

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man. You are on point this entire thread. I'd buy you Reddit gold for your comments but I'm not retarded.

[–]Teresa_May 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't believe these racists are trying to mansplain to you right now.

Gross.

[–]imprada 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excuse me, it's whitesplaining. Mayosplaining is also accepted, because white privilege has no gender.

[–]MG87 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is what retards actually believe

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is your brain on patriarchy.

[–]pastryarchy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You called?....never mind.

[–]Allanon_2020 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

HEY HEY HEYYYYY!!!!

[–]SamWhite 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's ROOOOOOOOOHYPNOL!

[–]imprada 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ay bb, I got a car with a Cessna engine in it. Take these pills and let's fly.

[–]JasonJewnova 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/TooManyChromosomes is gonna be

triggered

[–]rarestpepesforsale 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (10子コメント)

BBC News

Ok, then.

[–]LLAXIS[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What did you mean by this?

[–]rarestpepesforsale 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's pretty obvious. This is news about Big Bill Cosby.

What did you think I meant?

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You think Bill is stacked down there? I see him as slightly above average length but super skinny.

Lawyers of Reddit, what did the testimony of Cosby's sexual interaction reveal about his penis size?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lawyers of Reddit, what did the testimony of Cosby's sexual interaction reveal about his penis size

I'm thinking his shortcomings are why he knocks them out with the horse tranquilizers, famalam.

[–]HodorTheDoorHolder 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

6 1/2 but claims 8

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

6 1/2 but claims 8

If I had a nickle everytime a shemale hooker said this...

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

... You'd have the same income as a shemale hooker?

[–]imprada 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's always three-fifths of what he says it is.

[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well that ethnicity I think that's the right word usually is.

[–]ObamaBiden2016 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (42子コメント)

Well he wasn't acquitted, it was a mistrial. He isn't "innocent."

[–]bareballzthebitch 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Innocent until proven guilty.

[–]McFluffTheCrimeCat 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Legaly sure, not like at 79 and his celebrity status he'd ever see gen pop if he was convicted and sentenced anyways. In the court of public opinion that civil deposition he gave and other public evidence in my opinion he may as well be guilty.

[–]skeetsurfing1984 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Legaly sure, not like at 79 and his celebrity status he'd ever see gen pop if he was convicted and sentenced anyways.

On the other hand, it would be pretty awesome if he were convicted and then just went all Rorschach once he got in there.

See <smacks lips> here's the thing: You think <bobs head> I'm trapped in here with you. <rolls eyes> But you <endorses Jello product> are trapped in here <pauses to recall fondly the time "Dr. Huxtable" prescribed some "muscle relaxants" to "Cosby Show" co-star Phylicia Rashad> with me!

[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I thought he passed 80 yrs old

[–]LLAXIS[S] 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (37子コメント)

It was a mistrial because they attempted to try an innocent man

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (35子コメント)

Lol. I'm not drunk enough for this. "Yes, I admit that I regularly slipped women sedatives and I accept that I fucked that one, but totes not rape, I promise!"

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (10子コメント)

To summarize: Sheep shagging expert of shitty, unimportant country interjects his opinion on a real country's justice system. Literally no one cares

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (8子コメント)

You only say this because you hope Bill Cosby is your dad 🤔

[–]WyrmSaint 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Cliff Huxtable, sure. Bill Cosby, no thanks.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You want your daily dose of Huxtable's pudding pop.

[–]WyrmSaint 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

daily dose

[–]_narrows 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks, doc

[–]Works_of_memercy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What are these, pills for ants?

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Gamergate

A gamergate (/ˈɡæmərˌɡeɪt/) is a mated worker ant that is able to reproduce sexually, i.e. lay fertilized eggs that will develop as females. Gamergates are restricted to taxa where the workers have a functional sperm reservoir ('spermatheca'). In various species, gamergates reproduce in addition to winged queens (usually upon the death of the original foundress), while in other species the queen caste has been completely replaced by gamergates. In gamergate species, all workers in a colony have similar reproductive potentials, but as a result of physical interactions, a dominance hierarchy is formed and only one or a few top-ranking workers can mate (usually with foreign males) and produce eggs.

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[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Right Bill Cosby weather innocent or not is still weird person

[–]DeepDickedHillybilly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah kinda

[–]John_KetchUnrelenting Constant Neutrality 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol /u/comedicsans btfo

[–]headasplodes 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He gave them the drugs in exchange for sex. Huge difference.

[–]poopy_ass 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

He didn't admit to "slipping" them anything. They asked him to procure quaaludes, and he did.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

They asked him to procure quaaludes, and he did.

He didn't even claim that she knew what quaaludes were on the stand, fam, let alone that she specifically requested them. He could only muster a "I think so".

[–]carthoris26 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Anyone who claims to perfectly remember conversations from 40 years ago is a liar, "I think so" is as definitive as you can get stretching that far back.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It'd be pretty clear if she asked him to get quaaludes in exchange for sex, even 40 years later. That's not a question of phrasing, she either did or she didn't.

[–]skeetsurfing1984 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure it is that clear. Have you ever asked a woman ewe (sorry, forgot where you come from) up for a nightcap?

That's kosher by the dating / substance use rules of CURRENT_YEAR. But I wouldn't want to wager my freedom on a jury 30-40 years from now -- applying god knows what rules obtain then -- second-guessing accepted 2010s social mores.

[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The case that's being tried has to do with Benadryl regardless of what happened with qualudes yeah news lied to you it's not uncommon.the statues of limitations is up on any potential incident with qualudes.

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not drunk enough for this.

So you're saying you consent to an argument?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No fighting in the war room.

[–]LLAXIS[S] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I see that you've bought into the white supremacist lies. Cosby is innocent and the result of this trial proves it

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

When Bill Cosby goes to prison his rectum will be so badly punished it'll look like one of Dr Huxtable's sweaters. Heard it here first, fam.

[–]imprada 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I ain't yo fam, cuz.

[–]BeforeTheRobots 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Acquit Cosby, mayocide now

[–]chaosakita 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I don't get it. Why didn't this guy get enough tail on regular that he had to slip women drugs?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why did Jude Law cheat on Sienna Miller with a nanny? Why did Arnie bang his Mexican housekeeper? Famous dudes do stupid shit.

[–]CirqueDuFuder 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean, people in general do. Money just increases the chances to follow through.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also a big power trip. Doing whatever you like whenever you like with seemingly no consequences.

[–]AlcoholicMood 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont blame arnie though

[–]headasplodes 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didn't slip them drugs. He offered drugs in exchange for sex

[–]AyyKay47 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

middle aged married honky-sympathizer ain't exactly pulling models and bottles

[–]chaosakita 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not like the victims were models either

[–]chanilastname 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some men prefer their sexual partners victims not move very much.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you try telling a woman to lie complete still, barely breathing and drool while you fuck her! Don't shame my fetish!

[–]420CO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill may yet live to see the mayocide redeem his name.

[–]King-Achelexus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't frosby the cosby.

[–]cuteman 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Now maybe we can put Hannibal Burris on trial for some of the performances he has given.

[–]lokichilde 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was legit drunk when I saw him open for Seinfeld

[–]headasplodes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare you disrespect hannibal

[–]LLAXIS[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (23子コメント)

It's not Hannibal's fault that he was born an American. American stand ups can't help being unfunny

[–]ZeitgeistNow 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (21子コメント)

I bet you think Eddie Izzard is the height of comedy, absolutely disgusting

[–]LLAXIS[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I'm genuinely offended that you would say that

[–]ZeitgeistNow 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My work here is done

[–]WyrmSaint 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (18子コメント)

American comedy is much deeper than your weak Euro crossdresser comedy.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Tbh I'm kind of impressed she magically drag-queened away those vehicular homicide charges.

[–]WyrmSaint 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (16子コメント)

It's because we Yanks love a good joke.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (15子コメント)

So much that you elected one.

[–]WyrmSaint 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Maybe you guys should elect a few jokes

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I'd rather have a country where cities of 100,000 people have clean water.

[–]imprada 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Louis C.K is Mexican.

[–]420CO 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol that statement from Camille. Bill gonna get his puddin pop sucked tonight.

[–]take_a_dumpling 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe now they can put him on trial from raping that drunken lady on the bachelor. I mean I assume it was him. I think he has done all the rapes.

[–]LLAXIS[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That woman didn't get raped either. Both of them were drunk and she grinded on him, then accused him of sexual harassment when she sobered up and got embarassed because she'd been filmed doing it

[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It wasn't

[–]mikerhoa 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eric Andre totally called this:

https://youtu.be/nG77yCESIXo?t=56

[–]originalgrapeninja 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you kidding? That wasn't a projection, that was an inciting comment. They're pretty much the basis of that comedians game.

Wrekt.

[–]LSU_Coonass 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

am I too late to the thread to shitpost?

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yes

that was gud tho

[–]DarkResurgence 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finally. Soon I'll be able to watch the Cosby Show in syndication again.

[–]AmandaBeth4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's on on Friday nights i forget which channel. Not a top channel

[–]WokeAsFuck 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

White privilege?

[–]LLAXIS[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wealthy privilege

[–]flipkt -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

same thing

[–]bleachdrinker34 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you actually think white means wealthy I have a lovely trailer park for you to visit.

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Time to watch 8 Mile again.

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[–]ironicshitpostr 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So you're saying he dindu nuffin?

[–]Notthehalf 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Edit in short: "Women never report rape" thousands of women talking about rape with the vast majority supporting them....mmmm, seems legit.

Women never report rape, not like theres many people who have been jailed on false charges and some on real ones.

Awww poor ickle baby did the mean police question you to find the facts of the case before taking your word for it and executing your ex?...get over it, a man reporting rape probably won't even get the interview let alone the trail, nor is the 100000 systems in place to support him, like there are for you

[–]LLAXIS[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Who hurt you?

[–]zwiebelhans 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (7子コメント)

The "justice" system?

[–]LLAXIS[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The judicial system only hurts those who deserve to be hurt

[–]zwiebelhans 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Ye - No. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56ac0374e4b00b033aaf3da9

That doesn't even account for ridiculous prison terms for minor drug offenses.

[–]LLAXIS[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Drug users are degenerates and deserve to be incarcerated. You can't uphold the moral wellbeing of an entire society while simultaneously allowing potheads to run rampant

[–]Ardvarkeating101Don't believe his Jew lies 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why aren't you in every thread? You're just so on point.

[–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wew

[–]KingArya30 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like we found Chris Christie's reddit account

[–]Notthehalf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But it's okay, I'm dead inside now, I joke about rape to make it okay and climb into slings in sex clubs waiting for guys until daddy loves me finally.

[–]strathmeyer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Show us on this episode guide where Dr Huxtable touched you."

[–]fidgetspinners420 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What are the odds that it was niggers deadlocking the verdict just like they found OJ not guilty?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worse odds than you being a knuckle-dragging retard with a patchy career in food service ahead of you.

[–]godofdae 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jell-O time!

[–]Obskulum 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thing of it is, it doesn't matter entirely. I don't know if there will be future trial proceedings but i mean, the dude's career is basically ruined. He's a joke now. References to him will always be "lol the rapist guy."

[–]neutralvoter 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People forgave Michael Jackson

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fact that she took three pills that he said he didn't know what they were probably didn't help her case, but what do I know.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you're a fucking hero!

[–]baeb66 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhere OJ is smiling.

[–]BlackPeopleEmoji 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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