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[–]setfire3 765 ポイント766 ポイント  (42子コメント)

Hank is such a pig.

[–]nbingham196 274 ポイント275 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Hogging all the watermelon for himself...

[–]BuffaloSol 120 ポイント121 ポイント  (23子コメント)

That got a real squeal out of me.

[–]brokejew 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Piggy smalls is the illest.

[–]MonsterRider80 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Tuporc Shaboar is the best.

[–]thegooseofalltime 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (8子コメント)

This is sow rap wars start.

[–]Enonomiss 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Porkay?

[–]ca1vinandhobb3s 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wish I could give more upvotes

[–]brokejew 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's the thought that counts hamigo.

[–]C0okie5 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This chain got me to BATMN.

[–]bobbygringo13 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was just about to post this...

[–]swordfishy 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Please stop....I'm bacon you

[–]Thereminz 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

don't boar me with these puns

[–]drrutherford 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oink you going to offer me any watermelon, Hank?

[–]smartcool 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's pigging out.

[–]voxov 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good thing they put the watermelon in that tray, keeps everything nice and clea... wait.

[–]Z46NUT 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Meanwhile, guy in developing country is asking why they're wasting dessert on perfectly good dinner.

[–]FriedRiceIsYummy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite instagram account is hank. He's the best.

[–]JeffBuckleysGhost[🍰] 241 ポイント242 ポイント  (35子コメント)

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

[–]Nidandelsa 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They will go through bone like butter.

[–]DetectiveClownMD 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could see his mouth movement reading that. It's weird I've thought of peoples voices before but this is one time I went straight to the mouth in my minds eye.

[–]BeerPizzaTacosWings 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Do you like dags?

[–]EatenByWeasels 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oooh. Dogs. Yeah, I like dags.

[–]HeyCarpy 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Meh, saveyerbreathfercoolinyerporridge

[–]gerardtquinn 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thedealwasyouboughtitlikeyousawit.

[–]AskMeNoQuestion 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (19子コメント)

So would pigs be a legitimate source for disposing of human remains, or is that just some movie bluff that caught on?

[–]i_dont_shine 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've seen pigs devour a deer carcass, so they probably could consume a whole person.

[–]MasterFubar 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What about the teeth? Do you have to pull out your customer's teeth before the procedure, or is that just some Hollywood myth?

[–]i_dont_shine 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, no one was trying to identify the deer, so I can't be sure.

[–]CxOrillion 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've gotta shave the heads of the victims, and pull their teeth out. For the sake of the piggies' digestion.

[–]WhySoWorried 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]teeohdeedee123 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lived near PoCo while he was active, and my girlfriend's dad used to always joke about the local serial killer. I just thought he was having a laugh at my expense, boy was I surprised.

[–]Gamer_Jack_Gameson 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes. Your stomach takes things that are not you and turns them into you. A pig's stomach does the same thing, and by the time you eat the pig you will merely be eating pig, not human, because the pig's stomach takes everything that is not pig and turns it into pig.

Unless you're talking about chitterlings. Human fed pigs might have human flesh in the chitlin's. Another reason not to eat that shit...

[–]Iron-man21 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except for prions. Human infected by prions, pig eats human and gets prions. Human eats pig, gets prions.

[–]SWgeek10056 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Pigs are omnivores, sure, but they tend to be fairly picky about what they eat. Goats will eat freaking anything put in front of them so long as it even remotely resembles plant matter, such as cardboard and bark. Unfortunately goats are pretty picky about what they'll actually make a meal of, and I don't think they're omnivorous.

TL;DR: Maybe.

[–]RA_Carson 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why you've got to starve the pigs for a couple of days beforehand.

[–]the_penis_butler 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hence the saying "As greedy...as a PIG"

[–]Synkope1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They can go froo bone like bu-ah

[–][deleted] 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (23子コメント)

I'm waiting for that one commenter who'll come and say that watermelon is poisonous for pigs or something.

[–]xLifeNova 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Those two spots on his head means he has a special kind of cancer only for pigs and he is suffering secretly when eating. He will also die in ~1 years time.

[–]socaljiujitsu 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (3子コメント)

1 upvote = 1 pray

[–]lazerpenguin 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How many pray = cancer cure tho?

[–]SkinnyMachine 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

About tree fiddy

[–]MusicforEarthworms 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GET OUTTA HERE YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!

[–]sharkbaitnoob 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (4子コメント)

EXCUSE ME?!!1! YOU DO REALIZE I HAVE A DEGREE IN PIGOLOGY AND I CAN 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE THAT THIS IS PIG ABUSE, WATERMELON CAN ENLARGE THE PIGS ASSHOLE AND CAUSE IMMENSE PAINS WHEN DEFECATING, OBVIOUSLY THE PALE PINK COLOUR IS REMENISCENT OF STAGE 3 SKIN CANCER, A BY PRODUCT OF THE CRUEL ENVIRONMENT THIS PIG IS KEPT IN.

PIGS ARE NOT PETS!!! ANYONE WHO THINKS SO IS A FUCKING IDIOT

[–]Brailledit 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's not the watermelon that gets them... it's the rind. As a porkologist, I find that many people fall trap to spoiling their pigs without educating themselves on proper diets. It's the photosynthetic qualities of the green rindness that breaks down their metabolic curly tales. This leads to a flattened tale and a sure sign that the pig has been rineded.

[–]boobie_squooze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a porkologist

This guy's legit

[–]Legal_Rampage 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Alright, my porkish brother! I also hold a degree in porkology, with a focus in baconology and babyback ribbistry. Perhaps we should pool our knowledge at the local BBQ joint?

[–]Brailledit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds damn good to me, Dr!

[–]DisappointedWarden 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Watermelon is poisonous for me

[–]Legal_Rampage 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm; /u/DisappointedWarden is, in fact, an adorable piglet.

[–]megalodon90 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks happy, but it's dead inside.

[–]jacky4566 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No but they are wasting money by buying pre-sliced Mellon.

[–]Reading_Otter 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (38子コメント)

The Husband thinks I'm weird because I think baby pigs are cute. But, I mean... look at him. He's adorable.

[–]Joeclu 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Totally cute. Baby anything is usually cute.

[–]generalecchi 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (6子コメント)

human baby isn't one of those

[–]setfire3 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Baby are not cute for me, but kids a little older are more adorable but they become annoying as they grow up. The cuteness scale by age for me goes like this:

1: ugh, what is this thing

2-3: hey they are pretty adorable

4-5: look at them being adorably naive

6-10: ok, this is getting annoying

10- 13: omg, pls stop talking

14-16: pls shut up

17-19: I SAY SHUT UP

20-21: OH THANK GOD THEY MOVE OUT

22-25: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOVING BACK HERE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO FOR AN ART DEGREE

26-29: please find a job ...

30-35: no, i can not fund you and your cocaine anymore

35-40: can you at least , i don't know, paint something with that art degree of yours?

45-50: ... I am moving out, you can take the house.

51: why the fuck is the house on fire?

51-60: sigh I will sign that will

60-65: my dream is that that one day you earn at least a bit of money.

65: oh hey, you got senior citizen welfare, how does that even work.

65-85: heaven or hell, at least I don't have to deal with that kid here

dead: OMG WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?

[–]SudaneseWarlord 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sir, deserve gold for this, sadly I only have an arts degree so I guess this will do █.o/█

[–]TotesNotAStarfish 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow 22 is too fucking real for me. Like that is literally exactly what happened.

[–]monochrony 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]KingFini 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww there hugging there mommy!

[–]TheDeadpooI 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know what is also cute as a baby and ugly grown up? An ostrich.

[–]Dahkma 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Baby anything is usually cute.

We get it... you have a cute baby dong... sheesh.

[–]Nattylight_Murica 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They always look so damn happy.

[–]Ya_Whatever 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed! I wish I could upvote it more.

[–]Villeto 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When he got that CHUNK

[–]Murphy4717 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The thing that seemed strange to me is that he eats his watermelon off of a tray.

[–]swordfishy 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well you wouldn't want him to eat it OFF THE GROUND. Does he look like he was raised in a barn?

[–]jl0646 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To keep it from moving while he's eating it.

[–]holejumper 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a civilized pig, it eats off of a dish!

[–]SlothRogen 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only a swine would do otherwise!

[–]IAMhonka 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen a pig eat a watermelon. In fact I've seem many pigs eat many watermelons!

[–]TheDirtiestOfDans97 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thats a fine lookin doggo

[–]PistisDeKrisis 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's Mr. Gorbachev to you.

[–]SarcasticCarebear 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't decide whats cuter. Cancer free girl exiting hospital or pig eating watermelon. What a time to be alive.

[–]xproofx 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love bacon a little less after seeing this.

[–]explosivecupcake 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I resent someone posting a picture me eating watermelon without my express written permission

[–]sameolde 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hogwash!!! I don't believe it for a minute.

[–]MrSlaybury 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This should be cross-posted to EVERYWHERE

[–]Banana_Kama 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(This) Made today a better day.

[–]Bama_gains 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank is going to run a purge on the sludge tank after that much fiber.

[–]poutine_vacuum 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He eats like a pig

[–]HuttzPuttz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet he doesn't like eating the rind

[–]gysterz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Primo piece of melon Hank. All heart.

[–]MothFaery 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love the happy little lip smacks. c:

[–]Oh-never-mind 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is adorable!

[–]EARTHisHOLLOW 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sure do love watermelon, I tell ya what

[–]SAOkirito1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, I know someone with a pig named hank

[–]oNOCo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He sure is pigging out on that melon!

[–]nohamsam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn it bobby...

[–]sweetdubbro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank is a doer.

[–]Cathayan82 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww that's so cute lol 😍

[–]galaxikk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cried tears of joy

[–]phoenix7915 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[–]bgallagher 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will someone please put those animated eyes and stick arms to this .gif and make it look like the Watermelon is being eaten alive? Pretty please?

[–]MindBody360 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"That'll do pig, that'll do".

[–]Crooked_Cricket 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"this is some damn fine watermelon, I'll tell you hwhat"

[–]Dr_Chausable 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tell you hwhat

[–]TheMainMan001 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Did you have to take out all the seeds?

[–]BLACKOUT-MK2 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nope, the pig came seed-free.

[–]generalecchi 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So it's a female pig then

[–]MusicforEarthworms 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

female pigs are called miss piggy's and they know karate.

[–]Bean315 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the greatest joy the internet has ever brought me.

[–]shernandez1131 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've not been in the internet for long enough then

[–]mariesoleil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too bad mini-pigs are a myth.

[–]WinniePoohDicking 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where can I get a Hank from? I have the watermelon 🍉

[–]sync-centre 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks tasty.

[–]Emkzino 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Twisted tail..a thousand eyes..trapped. Humming Spiderpig Spiderpig, does whatever Spiderpig does...

[–]DozinTheRubicon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this the same Hank that is in New Orleans???

[–]SenpaiSwanky 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That Hank ain't right, pig.

[–]wesolychswiat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

reminds me of Silence of the lambs 2 Verger s death by hogs

[–]McJubal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As far as caring for a pig, pretty much a dog?

[–]Pad_Statfford 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure Hank never met his father.

[–]EvilLemons01 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What kind of dog is that?

[–]CtrlShiftAppoint 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fourth of Ju-luau all over again

[–]potatochips859alt 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's a good boy isn't he.

[–]jdmason 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank is my best friend

[–]y2k890 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She nearly drowned when she fell out of the boat. But Hank's got watermelown to keep him afloat.

[–]Pseudoname87 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank - "hey, waterlemon!!"

[–]flacidd 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That pig is adorable. That watermelon looks fantastic.

[–]TexanSince1847 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dose he swim underwater in a show?

[–]reiku_85 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man I love Hank...

[–]Herbwelshman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hungry lil fella

[–]Pkpulsefall 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbh this deserves to be in r/aww

[–]Tiedie3018 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watermeloooooooooneeeeeeee

[–]TotesNotAStarfish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Piglets tend to be really insane. One time I pet a piglet in a petting zoo and he got angry and starred digging a big hole. I'm pretty sure he ended up biting a kid.

[–]Freebird1980 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank doesn't give a fuck

[–]dotmatrixsito 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The piece that falls from his mouth by the end makes me very uncomfortable/anxious.

[–]PepetheSailor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank don't mess around when it comes to water melon.

[–]mojoemadness 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this the Hank the pig Chris was talking about on the RTPodcast??

[–]Guitar_Man_69247 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank is a cutie booty.

[–]AuspiciousNights 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

PLEASE BROTHER, GIVE ME SOME MELON

[–]tidderahah024 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That boy aint right

[–]MemesterReamster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a wierd dog.

[–]bigbear1233 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a time to be alive

[–]AI5JUL09 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My wife will not let me have a pet pig! 🐷😡

[–]sunae712 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg he is so adorable

[–]inkyblinkypinkysue 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh. Chew with your mouth closed you pig.

[–]JackDarrah 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pigs always have the best names

[–]borderrat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That pig is enjoying the fuck out of that melon; goddamn.

[–]dancinginthewind024 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HANK, do you need a girlfriend?! I know a cute big who also likes watermelon. And walks on the beach