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[–]IlBear 1501 ポイント1502 ポイント  (96子コメント)

I wanna see the blue one

[–]BoojumG 1432 ポイント1433 ポイント  (89子コメント)

Don't worry, I gotchu fam.

More at the photographer's gallery here.

[–]Viciouslicker 894 ポイント895 ポイント  (67子コメント)

As a mobile user, trying to click that I was an exercise in frustration.

[–]BoojumG 912 ポイント913 ポイント  (36子コメント)

[–]funnylowvoice 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (28子コメント)

whatchu got for me fam?

[–]mortiphago 618 ポイント619 ポイント  (24子コメント)

[–]CAT_BOOGR_TURBO_DONG 237 ポイント238 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Goddamnit

[–]Roach2791 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I know right, he didn't even bother zooming in on the blue ant

[–]its_me_ur_boss 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Ot's ok, at least it wasn't a rick roll

[–]MrMFPuddles 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Somebody explain why this is so awesome? Quite confused here

[–]Blood_and_Brass 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/BoojumG posted three image links that RES can't preview, then /u/mortiphago posted a link to an imgur mirror. Except it wasn't an album of the relevant images posted to the RES ready imgur, it was an actual mirror labeled imgur. This is funny because it defies expectations in an absurd way.

And now the joke is dead.

[–]TheGreyMage 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not what I expected but exactly what I wanted.

[–]Tmasw 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[–]YutyrannusRex 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES???

[–]Granoland 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

this is gold

[–]nitroneil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, it's more silver than anything.

[–]echo-chamber-chaos 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didu get that thing I sencha?

[–]EdrewV 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just fuck my shit up fam

[–]Jimbobagginz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saved this mobile user some time, you=my hero at the moment.

[–]Clark_Gable3 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are too kind. Having neither silver or gold, I give you, an upvote.

[–]mithrillion 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found the Python programmer

[–]bg-j38 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Here, this should be easier: ͅ

[–]mstrimk 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a mobile user, that link is right next to the upvote button. So I ended up upvoting you, despite hating you from the inside.

[–]dksiyc 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't even click on that zoomed all the way in.

[–]mstrimk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

As a mobile user, that link was right next to the upvote button. So I ended up upvoting you even though all I want to do is go to your desk and rip out your comma key. You can keep it, ya sly genius

[–]arroganthumility1 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Apparently that link was next to the "Get that internet error that makes you post to reddit 3 times" button.

[–]Celtics4theWIN 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It actually only took my first try compared to still not being able to have tapped that "I" yet, so I got you some gifts

[–]Rabbi_Rustko 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw your comment and took it as a challenge...I failed

[–]AlexGrr 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Twentieth try Tuesday!!!

[–]kiredorb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got it on my first try somehow

[–]SamAdamsGaming 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't even notice it was a link on desktop. RES has me spoiled.

[–]LiquidZeroEA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I use Reddit Now for Android. Links in comments are separate nav boxes under each comment.

[–]Angry_Apollo 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, they look like Christmas lights!

[–]Gramis 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

RIP that site

[–]BoojumG 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's hosted on nationalgeographic.com, so they've probably got decent hosting. We'll see!

[–]Benjiven 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Say fam one more time and I will do nothing because this is the internet.

[–]SamAdamsGaming 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now we're going to see a ton of these linked to all sorts of subs in the next few days.

[–]glockRonin23 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like to give you a cape, kind hero.

[–]Sagax388 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So do the colors mix if they draw from 2 different drops?

[–]DigThatFunk 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yep, there was one pic at the guy's site where after an ant had filled up halfway with yellow, he soaked that drop up with a tissue so the ant moved onto the red drop, and turned orange

[–]falcon_jab 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It poses the question: What does one do after one has seen the blue ant? What other ants are there to see? You could argue that there are other colours of which an ant could partake, but what other colours are there, really? Red, yellow, green and blue. Science has yet to determine if other colours exist, or are even possible. Research has been ongoing into the possibility of a fifth colour, blurple, but progress is slow, and many brave men have lost their lives in the apparently increasingly futile search. Maybe one day you, or your children, or your children's children will look upon the blurple ant and gasp in astonishment, but that day is not here yet. No, not yet. Look at the blue ant. Relish in the experience. And know that, despite that being the limit of your coloured ant experience, it is no less richer for it.

  • Abraham Lincoln

[–]CharlieScrolls 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's driving me crazy too!

[–]MetaTater 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sigh. There's just no pleasing you, is there?

[–]trollbocop 168 ポイント169 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Tonic water glows blue under a black light. I wonder if these ants would drink that

[–]QPILLOWCASE 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (21子コメント)

That would be awesome omg

[–]GrizzWintoSupreme 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I once read an article about these office mates that built and intricate series of tubes at their cubes and had 3 ant colonies dyed 3 colors and watched as they expanded their colonies and eventually met and fought. They even had suicide bomber exploding ants. It was one of the most fascinating reads with pics ive ever read and i have never been able to find it again. Posting here for visibility. Anybody remember this?

[–]Chromagna 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (12子コメント)

[–]DevilGuy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

hate to be "that guy" but the whole thing was likely made up, if you put in three colonies with 100 ants each they'd discover eachother in a half hour most likely and a half day at the very latest, the resulting ant war (this is actually what it's called by ant scientists and ant keepers) would take a few hours. Depending on the species the most likely result would be one colony still alive but damaged to the point of non-viability by the time you left for the day.

[–]PlasmaWaffle 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

holy shit that sounds epic

[–]RealNK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you remember any more? I'm searching intensely for this. Lol

[–]ehh_probably 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, ants hate tonic water

[–]DracofearTree Feller 372 ポイント373 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Pikmin 4 is looking pretty good.

[–]ZoltonII 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was the first thing I thought of

[–]slowest_hour 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I was thinking Monster Hunter but /shrug

[–]DracofearTree Feller 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I say Pikmin cause small creatures, and the top ones are red blue and yellow which are the colors of the main three og pikmin.

[–]slowest_hour 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

In monster hunter there are ants that consume things and you can tell what they've eaten by the color of their abdomen

http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Altaroth

[–]bplboston17 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i fucking loved that game, it was great

[–]rac3r5 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (20子コメント)

You guys should check out Honeypot Ants

[–]president_alien 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"No thanks, I can't eat honey, it goes straight to my butt"

[–]alaskaj1 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are amazing, I didn't know there were ants like that.

[–]TacoRedneck 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]TSAlexys 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I knew not to go down that hole, but I did anyway. It's like going down the YouTube rabbit hole.

[–]360NS_STATS_420BLAZE 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They pop a bit. I have worked with them. It's customary to eat your experimental animal after a project in my lab. (we work with insects).

They are good, I reccomend them cold. They taste like natural honey with a bitter citric after taste. That is the formic acid.

[–]smoboaty 1001 ポイント1002 ポイント  (39子コメント)

I don't believe those are Fire Ants. I believe they are Pride Ants.

[–]IGiveFreeCompliments 281 ポイント282 ポイント  (5子コメント)

They'll taste the rainbow, all right. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Lord_Bungala 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How is this a compliment :o

[–]conradical30[🍰] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe an anteater is involved. Gonna become a blended rainbow.

[–]ButtLusting 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because rainbow taste good!

[–]jungle_booteh 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (12子コメント)

You guys are all wrong they're spicy boys 🔥🔥

[–]cabresau007 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Rastafari-ants actually.

[–]akanyan 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

So pretty much the opposite of Pride Ants.

[–]mariesoleil 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah it's a super homophobic religion/culture.

[–]diakked 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they are found on Fire Island.

[–]FlyFishFresh 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn it, I was about to be like...uh those are honey ants....then click and I'm an idiot. Pride ants they are!

[–]cream_fraiche 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, those are flaming ants.

[–]Mike_from_HR 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe you mean spicy boys

[–]Trill14 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I wanna be able to do that

[–]Snowdovely 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Eat enough carrots and you can start to look orange

[–]NlNTENDO 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, my parents thought I had jaundice as a kid because I ate so many carrots

[–]PJsutnop 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Huh didn't know Trump liked carrots that much

[–]Shadilay_Were_Off 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Carrots grow well alongside dank memes

[–]stevencastle 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's one thing that Scrubs taught me.

[–]osburnn 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I learned that from the magic school bus.

[–]Hunter_X_101 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best show. Hope the Netflix reboot does it justice (when they finally get around to releasing it).

[–]strongbob25 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm confident that like 90% of people walking on this planet who know that fact know it because of Magic School Bus

[–]Namaha 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

IIRC, it was a combo of carrots and tomatoes that turned him orange

[–]mszegedy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Silver nitrate will turn you blue, so there's that I guess?

[–]Sound3055 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (3子コメント)

THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING frogs ANTS GAY.

https://youtu.be/fgKvl5VQVkY

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[–]Rawrmonger 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean Spicy Boys?

[–]Shaggz1297 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Can we stop for a second and look at the real amazing thing about this picture- How the hell did he get ants to stand in a row like that??

[–]Kougeru 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Candy

[–]Shaggz1297 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

But how a perfectly straight line? And only one per color, like one ant didn't want to see how the red tasted.

[–]conradical30[🍰] 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Step 1: Have 3 thirsty ants.

Step 2: Have 3 blobs of sugarwater.

Step 3: Put the thirsty ants beside the sugarwater you want them to drink.

Step 4: End up with Edgars all over the fucking place.

edit*

like one ant didn't want to see how the red tasted

the one on top actually is drinking red, not blue

[–]JanitorMaster 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They tend to line up very neatly. Here are my ants doing the same thing, though not quite as perfectly as in OP's picture.

[–]Soloratsu[🍰] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What sort of ants do you have? Just wondering if those ants of yours are difficult to maintain.

[–]squirmdragon 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anytime I see something bizarre like this, I imagine the person who is responsible for it answering the phone.

"Sorry, I'm busy right now. I'm dyeing some food for ants and then lining them up and taking a picture of the food in their abdomen so it looks like a rainbow. I'll call you later"

[–]Coraldave 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

s p i c y b o y s

[–]LinLeyLin 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        S P I C Y B O Y S  
      / P             / P  
    /   I           /   I  
  /     C         /     C  
S P I C Y B O Y S       Y  
P       B       P       B  
I       O       I       O  
C       Y       C       Y  
Y       S P I C Y B O Y S  
B     /         B     /    
O   /           O   /      
Y /             Y /        
S P I C Y B O Y S          

[–]13luemoons 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean spicy boys right?

[–]FoodBeerBikesMusic 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Amazing that they each know which color to go to.

[–]ThisZoMBie 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reminds me of Altaroth from Monster Hunter 3

[–]Binary_Omlet 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought we were calling them Spicy Boys now?

[–]ExecuSpeak 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe you're referring to Spicy Boys.

[–]The_Ent420 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are some colorful spicy boiis there.

[–]cuteintern 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, uh, do ants see color?

[–]TheBandraBandit 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're like ant power rangers

[–]CelticJoe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How kind of the ants to demonstrate. Thanks, ants!

THANTS

[–]mentalward14 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Colorful Spicy Bois

[–]Electricalprocess 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw

[–]takehorsedick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not fair to ants

[–]Sotolo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Real life Altaroth.

[–]TurnOfTheCentury808 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, so THATS how they make candy dots. ive always wondered.

[–]StarNaro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

um...the normal ants eats the black food ? wow!

[–]conradical30[🍰] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NOOOOOO!!! THATS HOW YOU END UP WITH THESE!!!

[–]tanamingo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw this somewhere on the ICanHasCheezburger network 7-8 years ago with the caption "sizzurp"

[–]ManyLlamas 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are honey pot ants for those wondering

[–]mrgbb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are prenolepis imparis.

[–]hipos_lang 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like a scene from Power Rangers

[–]Outerpercent20 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been drinking matcha every day hoping that my blood would turn green. Then I'd find a mosquito to suck my blood and I'd kill it afterwards and see green splatter on the wall. Hasn't worked yet but still working at it!!

[–]Unusualmann 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, this is how you give them elemental abilities we're fucked

[–]weehare 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

şorry, but these aren't * fire * ants :D

[–]cbt_Maersk 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was gonna post about how shitty this post was. then I saw their ass. I'm normally a boob guy, so I was thrown off a bit. :)

[–]TheNotoriousSSJ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is quite cool

[–]russellprose 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be useful for telling columns of ants when to stop and when it's safe to go.

[–]Fushba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how you know which team the ants are on.

[–]QuincyDental 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So fake boobs attract ants as well?

[–]hagbergp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

did you know ants never sleep?

[–]Solenopsis_xyloni 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I hate to tell you, but ants do sleep. It is a quite common misconception. Article

[–][deleted] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did they know which was the right color?

[–]nicoleisrad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wish my butt turned colors based on what I drank!

[–]twodogsfighting 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go go, power ant farm!

[–]Doolie22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally Legit Lit

[–]STONEYX22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go go Power Ants!

[–]miyu213 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish the green and red ant aren't blurred

[–]InerasableStain 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taste the rainbow

[–]SudoNara 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I can think of from this picture is Pikmin. Come on other Nintendo fans can see what I mean right?

[–]kevinburkeland 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I for one welcome our new google ant overlords

[–]woeepu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fire ants are red. Only one is a fire ant.

[–]sverek 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you are what you eat