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[–]TheDandyWarhol 679 ポイント680 ポイント  (8子コメント)

That's going to be my reaction when my dad finally comes back from getting that pack of cigarettes!

[–]bettafishies1 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You are my soul mate

[–]sarah-xxx 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awww you two should adopt each other <3 And sell me the movie rights

[–]atmosphere325 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'll be your life partner once he gets back from getting cigarettes.

[–]Khanman5 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soul mates until /u/TheDandyWarhol needs to run out for cigarettes.

[–]DoctorLink 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe hes your dad

[–]CrestedBlazer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry, they didn't have my brand. I'm still looking for the right ones.

[–]yomolify 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He left 15 years ago.

[–]-ladyriddel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god I was thinking the same thing. lol

[–]-UserNameTaken 518 ポイント519 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Being the first one to grab a newly awake baby from their crib is the best feeling, just smiles and giggles. It just sucks that it's always followed by "put down my baby" and "how did you get in here?"

[–]ThisRudderlessHippy 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I looked after a friend's baby for a week when she had to go away for family issues. The first morning I was going in to take him out of his cot, I was afraid he would make strange with me because he would be expecting his mother. Instead he was just full of smiles and giggles. And it was like that every morning. I didn't know little kids did that and it just made me excited to wake up every morning.

[–]Nilsneo 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Co-sleeping during the nursing months is both hell, because the little ones kick all night, and heaven, because they will climb all over you and slobber you in milk-breath kisses to wake you up. I miss that alarm clock even if they woke me at five in the morning.

[–]GoatSaysYes 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (5子コメント)

How long were you co sleeping with your baby? If they could clamber over you they had to be at least 6/7 months, that's dedication. We did it for two weeks before saying fuck that you're going in the cot.

[–]Nilsneo 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The latest one stayed for a year. We were moving a lot at the time, literally every week, and this kept baby feeling there was something stable in her life and we didn't drag a cot around. She's a very emotionally stable tween now so I think we made the right call for our situation back then.

Obviously, it puts a damper on any sex life in the bed. I can show you twenty-seven other places to get busy in any given house.

[–]GoatSaysYes 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Definitely sounds like the best thing to do in that situation. Really good for bonding aswell. We just preferred our sleep and managed to get him to sleep for 12 hours a night by 4 or 5 months. The co sleeping kicks were torture hahaha!

[–]Nilsneo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

12 hours at 4 months is a near miracle. And yes the kicks are torture! It's a good thing I am not a light sleeper.

[–]PAM111 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our kiddo is a saint. Slept 12 a night at 8 weeks old onward.

[–]Auzaro 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SOS Please Enlighten

[–]no_otalp 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Co-sleeping? Like having the baby in bed with you? From birth? Sorry, I'm 14 weeks on my first and I had no idea people did this!

[–]Nilsneo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you need a big bed so there's enough space, but trust me the baby kicks and moves a lot so you'll be sleeping on the edge. A lot of people do this for various reasons, it's easier to night-nurse if the baby is just right there.

[–]Neverknew_whattodo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I did it with my daughter because I was breastfeeding her and I gotta say, she still pretty much sleeps in my bed and she's two now, it's not a good idea, once you start you can't get them out of your bed again

[–]Nilsneo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tip: Get her a teddybear/cuddly thing that is the size of her. That's how we got ours to stay in her bed when we got one. The giant bunny was tumble-dried for a minute before bedtime so that it was warm and she hugged it and fell asleep on it.

[–]SAGNUTZ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes you want to strap a brick to their head to keep them from growing up!

[–]Curios_blu 303 ポイント304 ポイント  (13子コメント)

How does he resist picking her up for a cuddle? She is so sweet - pure happiness.

[–]lemondropPOP 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? My daughter would have been pissed if her dad just kissed her and didn't pick her up for a hug.

[–]Arnorien16 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Knowing that you may be sweaty and dusty from outside. I never touch a baby unless I m sure I am properly clean.

[–]Ijjergom 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (10子コメント)

And this is how you get alergies.

I mean, coming back covered in mud, blood, oil, meat, wheat then go wash yourself. But if you came back from groccery...

[–]Arnorien16 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Really? I thought allergies we in born hyper sensitivity.

[–]Ijjergom 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (8子コメント)

If kid doesn't experiance any alergens then his body will not learn how to deal with them.

Can't find any papers now backing this becouse mobile.

[–]Arnorien16 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

That is normal but 'experiencing' allergens is different from willful contact right?

[–]Auzaro 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

No that is just a different word for the same idea. You need contact one way or another. Over-sterilizing the baby's world will leave it much more likely to develop allergies.

[–]Arnorien16 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes but I don't think freshening up after a days work or travel counts as over sterilizing. Is it?

[–]Auzaro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No certainly not.

[–]-WendyBird- 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends what you do for work. If you're just in an office, then yeah, avoiding holding a baby because you're afraid you're too dirty in that scenario is kinda on the paranoid side.

[–]Ijjergom 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

As willfull as letting child chose after 18 bday to get vacinated. :3

[–]Arnorien16 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No i meant that being clean isn't prevent exposure is it?

[–]Ijjergom 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not too clean I mean ;)

[–]HaydenLyra 239 ポイント240 ポイント  (7子コメント)

The way the baby's feet kick out on the floor is so adorable!

[–]YoureNotAGenius 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Feet clap!

[–]lau6h 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–]fallenKlNG 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Clap ur feet.

[–]optiongeek 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–]swiffa 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clap your feet...

[–]optiongeek 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're happy and you know it then your feet will surely show it...

[–]The_Celtic_Chemist 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially after that little kiss. So giddy.

[–]moongazzingatnight 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh man the way she leans in for that kiss...kids are awesome at that age.Super adorable.

[–]bettafishies1 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not crying you're crying.

But seriously, those little happy dance legs. I can't

[–]ITasteLikePurple 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea. I'm a 21-year-old uni student, nowhere near being a mother, don't have babies in my life, am not particularly fond of babies, and am not really prone to crying.

But I shed just a couple tears? I'm baffled.

[–]Spazmanaut 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pick her up!

[–]noway2425 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (12子コメント)

As a new dad (7ish weeks) I needed this post to get me through! Can't wait for some appreciation. Cheers for the feels.

[–]Nilsneo 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

They will never stop surprising you. 7 weeks is just milk&poop larva but at three-four months there's sitting activities, real smiles, giggles and soon after you're chaperoning at a teenage school dance and wondering "how did I get here?"

[–]grumpythunder 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And soon after THAT you're watching them graduate from college, thinking, 'Holy cow! Where did the time go?!?'

[–]noway2425 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We call them poonamis, with a touch of screaming. Still haven't got to the "it's all worth it stage" but even the fake smiles do help. With a daughter and growing up with all boys, I'm fearful of the teenage years where I have no relevant experience. Although thank fuck for the internet. How did pre Internet parents survive? It may even be the cause of why we're all so screwed up. Or visa versa.

[–]PinkDalek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha. It gets better. I have a 3 month old. She smiles, laughs and coos at you. Yours will be there before you know it!

[–]superfahd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Enjoy every moment of it. My son has mild autism and didn't react like this until he was 3 years old. You really learn to appreciate the tiny little things they do

[–]noway2425 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You must be saint. It's hard enough thinking months out, but your situation is tough. I'm so happy for the little things like that. Thanks for some perspective too.

[–]FairlyDinkum 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mate, I've got a 9 month old girl. Took her a little while, but she's finally starting to see the light. She loves me!

[–]Volkrisse 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

after bout 2 months, you'll get that needed "break". and by break I mean, some form of expression other than pooping and crying because he/she is hungry. Mine is just about 6 months and the giggles and smiles kill me and make me forget that seconds earlier you were screeching like a banshee for no reason.

[–]optiongeek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're just a few short weeks away from tickle-laughie game. Best. . .game. . .ever. . .

[–]KrispyKreme725 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're in the shit dude. This is the worst of the worst. You might already have it, the 1000 yard stare. Every dad has it. It's the baptism of fire that all present fathers go through. Sleepless nights, screaming, pooping, puking, and not a fucking smile or a thank you to be found. Sure the mom is doted on because she just shot out a watermelon but there's no sympathy for the guy. The dad who until 7 weeks ago was staying up till 1:00 playing Xbox, sleeping in until noon, and is able to go when and where he pleases. Now it's feedings, naps, baby bags, diapers, and crying. So much crying. This baby took everything from you and gave nothing back.

In a five weeks time you'll be a member of the club. The dads club. You'll come in some morning or home from work and this baby will look up at you and you'll get a smile. A toothless eyes wide open mouth smile that only you get. At that point everything changes. All that crap above doesn't matter just this matters.

It's still going to suck don't get me wrong but it will be worth it.

Now a days my son 8 sits next to me at night playing Mario Kart and talking about Roblox.

Hang in there dude. All the dads in the world have been there, know what you're going through, and are cheering for you.

[–]Massive_Erection_ -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It gets a lot tougher, sorry but you're in for a long haul

[–]terela8 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I remember being 5 years old and being so excited every evening when my dad would get home from work. Sometimes he'd bring me a surprise like a fresh box of crayons or a teddy bear. I miss feeling like that.

[–]MotherFuckingCupcake 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My brother, sister, and I are all very close in age. When we were little, my dad would come home and start roaring like a bear, which was our cue to team up on him and try to take him down. He'd have a kid hanging from each arm and one clinging to a leg, and he'd start trying to "shake us off". Eventually we'd all just end up in a pile on the living room floor, giggling, with my mom watching us, chuckling and shaking her head.

[–]LarcieJar 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, This is just about the most wholesome thing I'm gonna read all day, and I'm a dedicated /r/wholesome subscriber.

[–]frenchbritchick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a lovely memory you have there !

Thank you for sharing it with us!

[–]superfahd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do "Jaws" with my 3 year old. I peek from around a corner and go "Dun dun". Then I hide, scootch closer and repeat a couple of times. Then I go dundundundun and close in for the tickles!

He doesn't like that :(

[–]LexSenthur 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine is just figuring out kisses....she smacks her lips THEN leans in and smooshes her face on yours, but the thought is there.

[–]throwawayswede123 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

that leg work after the lil kiss :')

[–]Jackthat1 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

give it a kiss and a pat "well that's a enough parenting for one day". the dad probably.

[–]SirenxSongx 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the exact look I give my roommate when she brings home Chinese food.

[–]JapaneseSquirrel 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dog does this

[–]myexguessesmyuser 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sound of one hand... and two feet clapping.

[–]ArmortidgeX 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With so many shitty things going on right now... This childs joy forces a smile out of me.

[–]harleyquinn228 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's cute and all, but the length of that mans pants bothers me

[–]OctopusXL 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

... and than they grow up!!! : (

[–]blando_cow_person 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did he just pet his daughter like a dog?

[–]DaleKerbal 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember when the kids got excited when I got home from work. Now, I am lucky if they glance up from their phones long enough to roll their eyes at me. :(

[–]gemi112 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

❤️ 💕👶🏻such pure love ❤️ 💕👶🏻

[–]blackout_couch 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a wonderful little peanut.

[–]Longpips1000 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The greatest moment in my day is coming home to my sweet baby girls! Enjoy these times!

[–]lostmysoultothedevil 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My son gets super excited when my husband gets home. It's so cute watching him crawl as fast as he can to him for a cuddle and to tell his Dad about his day in toddler babble. I love it.

[–]Adutchguy 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are very very few things better in my life than coming home to my little girl(only child) and getting this reaction. Mine is almost a copy of this little one

[–]catonhou 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol adorable

[–]VP_NYC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dad: hello pet baby.

[–]FlimFlamFlamberge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so cute I think I am crying... something really beautiful, moving really, about this gif.

[–]PumpkinSub 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my. This is incredibly sweet. I will take this baby please.

[–]missmed2020 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

baby fever intensifies

[–]JapaneseSquirrel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dog does this

[–]LilyLace 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so cute

[–]drag0nw0lf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's adorable.

[–]shylittlesunflower 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well this is too stinking cute!!

[–]iron40 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Boy, I sure do miss those days! Now mine is 12 and barely gives mom and I the time of day…

[–]reggie-hammond 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so waiting for the dog or cat or bunny or ferret to enter the screen. Absolutely forgot there could be "awww" entries that didn't include animals.

[–]kakawaka1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I opened this without reading the title or the sub and the start of the gif was really creepy. I'm so glad the dad is real

[–]rollin340 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww indeed.

I needed this happy GIF.
Thanks OP.

[–]ManThatYouVR 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My little girl every time I get back from work, or walking the dogs.

Best. Feeling. Ever.

[–]pure710 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought this kid would move from that spot. My dog moves when I come home. My fish moves too. My wife doesn't move.

[–]localskeptic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a lame response by the dad. HUG THE BABY!

[–]handmemybriefcase 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was so motherfuckin cute.

[–]Slippytoe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love getting home to my boy. Always runs up to me and wants affection.

[–]Kloc34 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How I know I should never be w parent: by only reading the title I assumed it was a dog gif and was a tad dissapointed after finding out it was not 😔. But I still found it to be cute, just to not sound like a complete soulless asshole.

[–]awkward_pause_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. No one is ever ready for all the things kids warrant. Chill.

[–]HaleyQT -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you might enjoy /r/childfree

[–]thatzastretch 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

ITT people who wonder why he didn't pick her up.

My response: "You aren't going to pick her up without washing your hands after coming in from the street, are you?"

So to me, Dad is changing into clean clothes and washing his hands.

Because OCD and germs.

[–]Diltron 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Probably right. I work in a manufacturing plant lab with chemicals i dont want anywhere near my kids.

[–]thatzastretch -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I am the Supreme Derp

[–]Diltron 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean that i change my clothing after a days work before hugging my children. Not sure where you got Mexico involved.

Edit: your username checks out.

[–]thatzastretch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god, I am so sorry!!!!!

I thought you were responding to a post I made about factories moving to Mexico! I am a derp! Did not read the post title before typing a response.

Good for you for changing your clothes. I don't mind dirt, but when I worked in a "toxic" environment, I did the same thing: changed clothes before hugging the kids.

So sorry and have an upvote!

[–]steelflx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is my absolute dream. I hope my kid does this some day.

[–]alcoholictrashpanda 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What kind of doggo is this?

[–]SmokeWine 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The pet at the end is what kills me, at some point I'm thinking "he has to pick her up how could you not?" And then he just pets her.

[–]Jakka_Jakka 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

just like my dog!

[–]twotrickhorse 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Video?

[–]Huntrixftw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am i the only one who thought he would walk around her without doing anything

[–]x_853 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

too many posts human posts today

[–]lolness93 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At the start i thought the baby was waving to the air and this was paranormal

[–]Mosslaceluna -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wasn't sure what sub I was in and at first got really creeped out that the kid was interacting with a ghost.

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