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[–]KansasWhoreStop by Walgreens to get your Santino flu shot! 981 ポイント982 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Comey: Oh baby, not my gay ass

[–]jasonporterBrady the Audio Guy 639 ポイント640 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump: Did you or did you not promise me loyalty?

Comey: WHEN??

Trump: I can't recall the exact words, but it really felt like you promised me loyalty.

Comey: oh girl don't do all that

[–]NinaLaPiratNina Bo'nina Brown 185 ポイント186 ポイント  (0子コメント)

-Trump side eyes during his speech at Comey trial-

Trump: THIS WAS MY MOMENT

[–]Nozomis_HonkersShea Couleé 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comey: if I see something, I say something.

[–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 318 ポイント319 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Comey did say he didn't change his facial expression.

[–]fripperePeppermint 278 ポイント279 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Comey: Is there something on my face?

[–]HartbitsWho you pointin' at? 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Botox

[–]backinredd 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

An orangutan

[–]PM-Your-Lady-Anus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read that as orangetan on the first glance

[–]RonnieGGShea Couleé 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Miss Trumpina, stop relying in that orangetan

[–]BrubndubnYour Tone Seems Very Pointed Right Now 741 ポイント742 ポイント  (14子コメント)

You're honest 💯, you're truthful 👰, you survey 👀 like J. Edgar Hoover 💃.. You're a lawyer 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is patriotic 💯! Did you release 💎 that statement? Oh, you're testifying 👱 ! They eat 🍽 him up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 he's on that damned 👹 senate floor🏁. He 😡ftsdbsds😣. He could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they'll 👥 be like 🗣: "James! 👰 Your honesty 👄 is required under oath! 😍".

[–]piroskiShea Couleé 105 ポイント106 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clap for this Hoover!

[–]battleborngoalieКатя/Саша 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Idk what timeline this is but I am LIVING FOR IT henny.

[–]esperterraTrinity Taylor 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gurl, I feel you, this shit has me crystallizing across 8 different timelines.

[–]Mrrobotico0 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the quality content I come here for

[–]cyunt 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really took me there bitch I just Latrice cackled

[–]ldn6Shea Couleé 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It works because J Edgar Hoover was a drag queen (seriously).

[–]mightyalrighty87Katya 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and Truman was partially raised as a girl....

[–]OffredsCloset 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Know this: there is a skinny gay boy who's sitting by a scanner outside a club somewhere in England "working" who laughed his ass off at this so much the bouncers came to see what's happening

[–]BrubndubnYour Tone Seems Very Pointed Right Now 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks and Work Fish! Fish and Chips!

[–]Geishalove 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

J Edgar Hoover for Season 10

[–]delusheTrinity Taylor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i am cackling at this and i have no one to show it to

[–]jkgatsbyhi Taco Bell yes are you hiring today? 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (0子コメント)

While you untuck backstage, the Senate Intelligence Committee and I will deliberate.

[–]GlamMoore 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is officially the most upvoted post in this subreddit's history, with over 8,000 upvotes. So wonderful to see so many of you paying attention to politics/what affects us; this shows we want to help our community (and everyone, too), and we aren't just tongue-popping or making "we were living while (insert names) were..." jokes, nor just interested in Tyra drama, etc. 👋

[–]BocajBritton[S] 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not bad for my first post :)

[–]valiyumTrinity Taylor 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

But you opened a portal to the_dickhead :(

[–]BocajBritton[S] 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

By making the front page of Reddit, it exposed the show to more potential audience members, so it is for the greater good.

[–]OffredsCloset 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're basically Scientologists aka why waste your time even talking to them

[–]MistyBelladonnaPeppermint 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (27子コメント)

Honestly, though, it's time for this generation's Deep Throat. Where's Golden Shower when you need him?

[–]queenmemePeppermint 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jessica Wild was on season 2

[–]Fruit_Punch_Gatorade 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe there's a video of that already.

[–]D_o_HTrinity Taylor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very naive

[–]crepesquiavancentthe juiciest fruit 206 ポイント207 ポイント  (40子コメント)

im living, breathing trash for this but i just want james comey to love me and pay all my bills

[–]DandamantenSasha Velour 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Comey can come over anytime

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    [–]DandamantenSasha Velour 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's the point

    [–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Comey can come on me anytime

    Better joke. You're welcome.

    [–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (33子コメント)

    Did y'all forget about when Comey caused Trump to win by opening an investigation into Clinton's emails days before the election? Fuck that guy.

    [–]fryreportingforduty 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (25子コメント)

    Did you hear his reasonings why during the hearing yesterday? He explained himself really honestly. Bill meeting with Lynch on the plane didn't help at all, that shady move was all over the news and Comey felt he had to respond, so he even went to Lynch first on how to do it; she asked that he call it a matter instead of an investigation so he did.

    There's no denying he helped shape public opinion — but Bill should not have been having secret meetings with the AG, at the same time Comey was being fed fake intel from the Russians. The man was between a rock and a hard place and made a call I don't agree with at all, but he wasn't doing it to fuck the country over. Trump winning cannot be blamed entirely on Comey, even if his letter was the final fatal punch to Clinton. But her campaign, the deplorables, Russian propaganda, and the DNC had been beating her chances up way before Comey stepped unknowingly into the ring.

    [–]Young_Hickory 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, I think he made the wrong call, but it was a tough call and I believe him that he made it honestly.

    [–]AlwaysAlani 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Right gurl. His damn fault we're in this mess. He gave all the Hillary-haters that tiny bit of validation they needed to throw away their humanity.

    [–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Oh gurl no Hillary was going to lose no matter what. She could have ran against a corpse and she'd still lose

    [–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What are you talking about? She won the popular vote by millions.

    [–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Yeah in California.

    She was a shit candidate. I still voted for her but I mean :\

    [–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    She would be an amazing president. The only reason she isn't a good candidate is that so many people hate her(largely because of the decades of republicans dragging her through the mud and the more recent Russian fake news about her).

    [–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ok sure.

    [–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Honestly though as long as you voter for her I don't care what your personal opinion is. Voting Clinton was the only sane move this election.

    [–]wearefightersValentina 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I SAID I WON

    [–]Mrrobotico0 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm living for these political RPDR memes.

    [–]I_AM_A_SPORKKatya Zamolodchikova 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Spill that T Pee Gurl.

    [–]Time_to_DrinkI think Ru is a secret top 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Hey, straight guy here. ELI5 why you guys put cocks up your asses? Thanks in advance"

    [–]springer_spanielSasha Velour 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also Theresa May to the British citizens

    [–]companda0Sasha Velour 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Trump: I SAID I HOPE

    [–]generickeAlaska Thunderfuck 5000 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The meme itself was hilarious. Then I read the most downvoted comments and laughed even more. I LOVE RPDR and its ability to take down trolls.

    [–]YMCAleSasha Velour 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm not gonna say nuthin to dat

    [–]PandrezValentina 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I read "with the president" and assumed Obama ugh. :(

    [–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I assumed it was Ongina

    [–]6-O-9👧👁️🍊🍆💦👁️👧 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    🇺🇸 Ongina 2020 🇺🇸

    [–]itsmeherzegovinaValentina 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I thought it was Bob :c

    [–]PhoenixHuskyShea Couleé 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Trinity is everywhere! If SNL wasn't gonna get her the win, this sure will!

    [–]Amicar 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahahahaha I'm living for this!!!

    [–]ToliBI hope they all have a good time 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh be serious. we all know there's not enough to tuck.

    [–]M-roze 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Trump: I need loyalty.... Me: GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

    [–]Rockcocky 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is a quality shit . I'm rolling . I want to make a book; write the shit out of it. Love you . Babadook.

    [–]OffredsCloset 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well if you like shit so much why don't you go and EAT SHIT

    [–]robanders8MADAM BUTTERFLY TONOIGHT 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Babashook

    [–]Choppin_Brokkoli 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    What does "untucking" mean here?

    [–]firebreathingyakSasha Velour 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    This sub is for reality competition show Rupaul's Drag Race, which features drag queens who frequently 'tuck' their dicks (tape them between their legs) to give an illusion of femininity. The screen shot is taken from the behind-the-scenes companion show "Untucked", when the queens can relax, untuck, and talk shit to each other. So, long story short, it means just hanging out?

    [–]undercome 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    hanging out

    Brilliant

    [–]TheSunTheMoonNStars 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So many clever word plays in Ru's world and I'm so slow to pick up on them!!!

    [–]SuperTallCraigFarrah Moan 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    well, just so you know, most of the clever wordplay came from alexis michelle.

    [–]agnesleclair 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh my god that's brilliant. I never noticed that or the squirrel friend play on words until I came to this sub.

    [–]ianean94 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i live for when we have to translate all the buffoonery of drag lingo to visitors from /r/all.

    [–]EvilrakePeppermint 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    ITS A STRAIGHT!!! GET HIM!

    [–]virmeretrixSasha Velour 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A nice cup of covfefe

    [–]dsaitkenJaymes Mansfield 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Don't leave me alone with Trump"

    MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE UNDERMINED HILLARY YOU FUCKTARD

    [–]ianean94 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Has Trinity seen this meme??

    [–]kelley2655 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Can we not refer to him as the President, please?

    [–]___Skankhunt42___ 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (16子コメント)

    /r/all here. This is a spicy meme, you may lose your dicks, but girls, you sure do have your wits. Bravo.

    Sorry if you have been flooded by both trump & anti-trump supporters, this sub looks isolated and honest enough to not deserve any political cringe to come from Reddit. Enjoy your show and keep being spicy.

    [–]puzzles13Trinity Taylor 175 ポイント176 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Our dicks are doing just fine sitting right there between our buttcheeks thank you very much

    [–]___Skankhunt42___ 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I see, you tuck it instead of doing a life-altering medical operation. Today, I definitely learned something new, this whole place is new. It's interesting what politics and memes do to bring people together.

    [–]puzzles13Trinity Taylor 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Okay, you're actually adorable so I'm not gonna be a cunt and actually explain to you what is going on in here. This sub is about drag queens, which are different from trans women. Although some identify as women, the majority of drag queens are gay men who just play dress up. They live normal lives as men, most have normal day jobs but they also have an alter ego, a drag persona which they put on when they are on stage. Drag is not about gender identity or some sort of sexual fetishization of femininity, it's an illusion for the sake of entertainment, be it the entertainment of a crowd or the queens' own entertainment since being in drag is a whole lot of fucking fun. It's basically the grown up version of playing in your mom's closet as a kid except that some people are good enough at it to make it an actual lucrative career

    [–]LesbianCheerleadersTrinity Taylor 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    No one should be taking u seriously with your username

    [–]stlib 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Oh my god it's skankhunt42

    [–]___Skankhunt42___ -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It is! The real question is if I am a old Jewish dad or a young jewish kid :O

    [–]onerousoomphTrinity Taylor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ladies and gentlewomen please welcome to the stage, Skay Nakhunt.

    [–]CelestialBlueSasha Velour 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Thank you for the patronizing, causal transphobia nobody needed or asked for /s

    Edit: I lowkey hate when we end up on the front page. The straights either troll or act like we need their approval. If you don't know how to kiki with people who are different from you without being a condescending asshole then just don't bother saying anything.

    [–]mario_bro114 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is a spicy meme, you surely do have your wits.

    [–]misfitx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's so much like my dad it's ridiculous. Narcissists are the worst!

    [–]sad_boy_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Its in his DNA.

    [–]Rockcocky -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    💩👄🍆😂

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      [–]mollykhanTrinity Taylor 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We have a strict small dicks not allowed policy here. Shoo, maybe incels would accept you instead.

      [–]puzzles13Trinity Taylor 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Do you host?