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[–]RealRealGoodfun is just a buzzword 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (14子コメント)

But you can't squeeze blood from an orange.

This is the stupidest mangling of a saying I've ever seen on reddit.

[–]OmegaBlue0231Space Jam Wizard 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]BonyIver 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I kind of miss dubya

[–]HungryPlzFeed 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Over the past 135 days I've grown more and more nostalgic for the W years.

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's horrifying, isn't it? We used to think that W was the scariest worst.

[–]OinomaosSocial Justice Red Mage 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Remember Jeb!'s campaign? W was apparently the smart Bush kid.

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which I find even more horrifying.

[–]OinomaosSocial Justice Red Mage 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You and me both.

[–]cyanpineappleI am, literally, the best person to have at parties. 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And not even by presidential standards, but by REPUBLICAN standards, Dubya is fuckin' great now. Republicans just weren't this completely insane 10 years ago.

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm 100% convinced that most of the elected Republicans are publicly backing Trump to save face while privately (even amongst themselves) going NO NO NO WTF NO NO NO.

This is their karmic punishment for intentionally politically cockblocking Obama.

[–]BolshevikMuppet 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm reminded of an episode of Burn Notice where the main character adopts a cover identity of someone and as a quirk decides to just suck at idioms.

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Ziva character on NCIS was always mangling English idioms, under the guise of "It's not her native language."

There was a Fan Theory that she was doing it intentionally to drive her coworkers crazy.

[–]zhaoliya 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Agreed, although it's no less true than the original.

[–]stronghobbit 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Unless it's a blood orange

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (38子コメント)

I utterly adore UsuallySunny.

They can always have an abortion.

Yes, which is super easy, like going to get a car wash.

Way back in the '80s I saw a (male) stand-up comedian who said that if men got pregnant and could get abortions, they'd be available at McDonald's.

[–]Lawtonfogle -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kinda like how the current laws ensure men don't have any responsibility for a pregnancy?

Yes, I get that saying abortion is as easy as a car wash is completely stupid and shows a fundamental lack of understanding of the procedure. But the joke that the men in charge pass laws that help all men doesn't really match how the current laws work.

[–]mizmooseCaptain Pedantic Here To Mooseplain It To You 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The joke is that since many men seem to believe that women go to get abortions like it's on their To Do list (Today: Haircut, nail salon, abortion, buy milk), that if men got pregnant someone actually would try to make it that "easy"...

which -- here's the key of the joke -- it could not be, because it's a serious medical procedure.

The actual joke is less about abortion and pregnancy and more about the stereotypical male tendency to find ways to cut corners.

[–]TheyDirkErJerbsI fucked an entire subreddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

legaladvice never disappoints

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